LET'S PLAY RISK To enter your nation, state: >Country

>>729828616
nigger land BLACK africa

>>729828616
Australian empire
Green
Australia

>>729828616
EU Blue germany

>>729828616
Fucking emus
Dark red
Australia

>>729828616
Alright

>Fat Krazy Famelee
>Red
>North Korea

/pol/
Yellow
The U.S

>>729828616
>>729828616
Kekistan light green nova soctia

>>729828616
/a/ gold japan

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>>729828616
>Lord dio
>Gold
>Egypt

>yellow (country name)
>purple (color)
>Argentina

>>729829298
Wait, somebody already said gold. Make it purple instead.

>>729828616
The Cult Of Frank Horrigan
Light Green
California

>>729829406
ffs, somebody just said purple. I guess this is a sign lord dio is dead.

>>729829010
I just read the rules, turns out you have to green text the name and shit or it doesn't count.
>Fucking emus
>Green
>Australia

>>729828616
>nigger land
>Brown
>africa

>>729828616 (OP)
The Republic of Gopniks
Grey
Ukraine

>>729829442

>The Cult Of Frank Horrigan
>Light Green
>California

>Since it's ten territories, make it the surrounding states as well.

>>729828858
>Australian empire
>Dark red
>Australia

>>729828616
>Kikes
>blue
>israel

>>729829103
>Fat Krazy Famelee

So, waiting for OP, if each team has two rolls per round, this is my second roll

>>729829808
My bad didn't realize i had to green text it
>>729828616 (OP)
>The Republic of Gopniks
>Grey
>Ukraine

>>729828616
>/a/
>gold
>japan

>>729829115
>/pol/
>yellow
>the US

>>729829957
The rolls don't start, and the game doesn't start until his first update. So no rolls yet.

>>729828616
>Kekistan
>light green
>nova soctia

>>729829911
>>729829656
Something tells me these two will go to war as soon as the game starts

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Update 1: the game starts now.

Lord Dio, pick a different color

New Mongolian Empire
Brown
Mongolia

>>729830553
Yellow take the rest of Argentina and chilli

>>729828616
Caracachimba
Dark red
Mexico

Gooseria
Pink
Mid China

>>729830553
nigger land takes the land to the south

>>729830553
roll for fucking emus
FUCK THE SHITPOSTERS!

Nunavut, eh?
Cyan, eh.
Nunavut, eh.

>>729830870
>>729830553
Cyan it will be

>>729830553
/a/ takes land in south japan

>>729830553
Roll for the Australian empire take back Australia

>>729830865
Second roll for Brazil

>>729830553
>Fat Krazy Famelee

we keep on expanding into China and Russia man

>>729830908
second roll for fucking emus

>>729830553
>Gooseria
>Pink
>Middle China

>>729830553
The eu expands its borders in all direcrtions

>>729831284

second roll for
>Fat Krazy Famelee

>>729831108
Second roll for Australia empire

>>729830897
MORE LAND FOR THE NIGGERS 2nd roll

>>729831052
2nd roll for the weebs

>>729830553
can i join late?
>New Wop Order (NWO)
>orange or any color left
>Siciliy/Italy

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OP here with the update. Two rolls per country per round is going to be too much for me, so I'm limiting it to one roll per round. Also, I won't attack another country unless you explicitly say to. I'm also closing it to new countries for now because it's so much to keep track of

>>729830553
Teal
Kingdom Cum
Southern India

>>729831344
fuck EU I missed you this round, I'll include this roll for next round too

>>729832085
/a/ attacks the Fat Krazy famelee

>Cyan
>sandniggers
>india

>>729832085
So Gooseria didn't make the cut?

>>729832085
The niggers find north africa

>>729832085
Yellow continue the conquest of South America

>>729832507
I'll include Gooseria in the next update

>>729832085
Alright

>Fat Krazy Famelee
defends from the attack of /a/

alternatively, start surrounding the mongol empire or defend if needed

>>729832655
Cool
>Supreme Goose expands south

>>729832085
Australian empire attack the emus and take australia

>>729832442
/a/ takes some islands

>>729832652
Roll

>>729832797
Second roll for Australian empire

>>729832085
expand into mainland italy

>>729832582
niggers continue the conquest of africa

>>729832085
/pol/ take America

>>729832992
i'm austistic
>New Wop Order (NWO)

>>729833071
Roll

>>729832835
>>729832853
>>729832923
>>729833027
dudes, ops is not taking second rolls, read last update

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Remember, one roll per round now guys

>>729833315
My cyan
>sandnigger
Country will never blossom
>f to pay respects

>>729833315
OP here, if I missed anything let me know and I'll add it in the next update.

>>729833315
I want the Australian empire to attack the fucking emus

>>729833315
roll again, and for expansion to the east
>New Wop Order (NWO)

also see roll
>>729832992

>>729833315
/a/ reconquest their land

>>729833315
add me OP
name:Baja
location:Baja california
color:teal

>>729833315
Yellow continue to take South America

>>729833315
niggers take more land in africa

>>729833315
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria wishes to expand West

>>729833315
>Fat Krazy Famlee

defends from /a/'s attack

alternatively erases /a/ from existence

>>729833315
/pol/ start heading to Atlantis

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Fucking Emus is the first nation eliminated.
The first new country to reply to this post with all relevant info will be added to the next update

>>729834551
Republic of Ireland
Orange
Ireland

>>729834551
/a/ trys to reconquest again

>>729834551
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria continues his quest for the west

>>729834551
>Fat Krazy Famlee
expands north, prioritize defend if needed

>>729834551
Australia take Indonesia

>>729834551
>baja
>baja
>teal

>>729834551
nigger land expands in to Madagascar and more africa

>>729834551
>cyan
>sandnigger
>India

>>729834711
fuck you, i'm orange, nigger.
also, op, for the love of fuck, just put me down somewhere

>New Wop Order (NWO)
>Orange or whatever, idc
>Sicily/Italy

>>729834551
move into africa
>yellow

>>729834551
Yellow continue to conquer South America

>>729834788
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria wishes to ally with the Famlee to take out the other Asians

Name - China
Color - Cyan
Country - Greenland

>>729834551
I'm going to bed
/pol/ currently no longer has a leader

ukraine
very light red
lviv ukraine

>>729835067
>The Famlee is pleased to announce an alliance with Da Gooses

Lets conquest Asia together yo

ill take /pol/
change the name to Iroquois
Roll

>>729835088
I already took cyan you nigger

>>729835447
Roll dubs then cunt,

> putins gravyard
>very light red
>lviv ukraine

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The first alliance has been formed!
Iroquois, you name isn't changed on the map but you can call yourselves Iroquois officially.
Ireland has been added.

>>729835088
Winrar OP come on.

>>729835852
Ireland take the rest of Scotland and Britain

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>>729835852
Fuck you, op
I asked for orange 20 goddamn times, you fucking faggot.

Whatever, i'm out of this slow ass thread anyway.

>>729835852
>Fat Krazy Famlee

expands south
prioritize defend if needed

>>729835852
>sandnigger
>cyan
>somewhere in the middle east
Please op put me in

>>729835852
niggers want to have alliance with yellow
they also expand further north

>>729836133
someone's triggered

>>729835852
Yellow take South America

>>729835852
/a/ finishes reconquest and defends

>>729835852
thanks OP could you change me name next turn if you dont mind?
move north east
>Iroquois

>>729835852
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria attacks /a/, if needed expand West more

>>729836258
Also Yellow accept your aliance

>>729836386
sorry, it's past my bedtime

op is still a fucking nigger tho

I wish they'd bring ID's back to play these like they're supposed to be played.

Then again, floods of these threads again wouldn't help the cancer spread.

Dont you fucking die thread

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/a/ is locked in now
another alliance has been formed

>>729837217
Yellow take the rest of South America

>>729837217
Stop being a fag op winrar
>>729835088

>>729837217
Move into canada
>Iroquois

>>729837139
OP here, try not to let the thread die between my updates. Try shit talking each other for the bumps. One bonus territory to the person with the best insult to another nation

>>729837217
>Fat Krazy Famlee

it's time to FUCKEEN DESTROY /a/

we have let them live too much

>>729837217
Australia take as much land as possible without interfering with other countries

>>729837217
/a/ asks the Australian Empire for an alliance and defends against all attacks

>>729837217
Republic of Ireland take Iceland and Greenland

>>729837419
FUCK THOSE FUCKING FAT OTHER GOOKS /a/ IS THE BEST

>>729837217
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria also wishes to destroy /a/, and if remaining continue journey to the west

>>729837217
nigger land is still taking africa

>>729837509
I would help but I don't know if I want to get invoved in this war

>>729837387
ok

funny thing, you cant make a photocopy of currency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c-jBfZPVv4

>>729837764
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria will not attack if Australia stays out of affairs. Gooseria promises to not attack first, Geese honour

>Fat Krazy Famlee

>>729837633
it's over, relax and your death will be quicker

>>729837975
youre fucked bro australia got dubs

>>729838067
WE WILL FIGHT TO THE BITTER END

>>729838271
>Fat Krazy Famlee

Attacks the mongols

>>729838271
nigger land take more of africa

>>729838271
Yellow move into Central America

>>729838271
annex kekistan
>Iroquois

>>729838271
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria wishes to defend if needed, but prioritize movement to the west

>>729838271
move east
>new mongolian empire

guys dont forget to sign your name at the end like:
>name
itll make OPs job easier

>>729838841
Hey goose it's Australia,
I'm kind of trapped between two country's and I don't want to start a war so could we make an arrangement so that Australia could take Taiwan so I can expand my empire?
>Australia

>>729838544
>>729838975
I had already killed of the new mongols on the map, so what I'm going to do is give them territories moving east, almost like the dodged the invasion

fuckers dont let this thread die

>>729839261
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria wishes to help Australia expand but Taiwan leads to the Famlee which is friends and I cannot allow war between you 2, instead shall I give land to expand into area through India?

>>729839725
niggerland takes more of africa

>>729839749
I shall accept that, thank you
>Australia

>>729839725
Yellow move into more Central American land and mexicos

>>729839725
Start invading the EU
>republic of Ireland

>>729839725
>Fat Krazy Famlee

expands west, defend if needed

>>729839725
move into mexico
>Iroquois

>>729839725
to keep the thread from dying, the country with the best insult at another country will get five bonus territories
>OP

>>729839725
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria wishes to allow Australia passage towards India and expand North from Western edge

hopefully the namecalling wont incite war kek

I would like to make a peace treaty with Yellow, do you accept?
>Iroquois

>>729839725
move south
>EU

>>729840242
>It is common belief in Gooseria that Mongols smell like trashbird pigeon, smell in air tells that true!
>That is very funny Goose joke

>>729840462
I accept your peace treaty as long as you keep out of mexico
>yellow

>>729840242
>EU people smell like baby bird hatching on hot day!
>Very funny Goose joke

>>729840926
Insult contest goes every round FYI

>>729840902
Can we split I'm already kinda there?
you can have everything south of Durango
>Iroquois

>>729840926
Start heading to the Middle East
>Australia

>>729840926
>Fat Krazy Famlee

we keep marching to europe yo

we da fucken famlee bitcheeeeeeeeeeez

>>729840926
>Supreme Goose of Gooseria wishes to wipe out filthy trash bird mongols, and continue of north expansions

>>729840926
nigger land expands into west Africa heading for spain

>>729840926
Continue taking the Central America and Mexico
>yellow

>>729840926
move west and take northern part of mexico
>Iroquois

>>729840926
DESTROY THE EU
>republic of Ireland

>>729840926
Attack Ireland
>EU
im surprised the irish are sober enough to attack

>>729841154
>When Gooseria take over trashbird mongol land would poop on statues of yours to dishonour, but you pigeon trash bird smell people probably already do!
>Haha
>Super funny Goose joke

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>>729841601
>Fat Krazy Famlee

da famlee love these motherfucking gooses

>>729841154
Gooserians talk shit on the mongols while taking it up the ass from Australia
>Iroquois

>White Walkers
>Atlantis
>Cyan

https://strawpoll.com/zawwarg

>Goose Update: Supreme Goose party has been overthrown, new leader is now King Gooseman, Goose people rejoice

HEY OP I'M ASSUMING YOU FORGOT TO READ THIS:

>>729842037

>>729842340
>>729842204

>>729842204
niggers take more African land

>>729842204
expand into cuba any spillage use in US
>Iroquois

>>729842340
Next update you'll be in if you say please

>>729842460

pretty please with a cherry on top

>>729842204
>Fat Krazy Famlee

we expand west, try to get all the nordic peninsula

>>729842204
move into irish occupied france
>EU

>>729842204
Take Porto rico any exces use in Mexico
>yellow

>>729842011
>King Gooseman decrees that the Iroquois are as fly as penguins compared to Goose, and Gooseria granted land to Australia out of kindness for defeating the fat emus

>>729842204
Continue tho fight the EU scum
>republic of Ireland

>>729842204
>King Gooseman of Gooseria wishes to expand north but not into the Famlee's area because they are majestic like Phoenix

>>729842204
Australia continue to the Middle East
>Australian empire

>>729842628
ha ha a cowardly move indeed, was your army not worthy of handling the petty emu's, that is nothing to boast about King
>Iroquois Chief

bumpin to keep thread alive

>>729842843
>Fat Krazy Famlee

we take that as something beautiful coming from a bird

>>729842599
>Gooseria wishes to know if EU prefers cranberry sauce or gravy to be with, because they will be eaten up soon like the turkey on the thanksgiving day
>Haha
>Very funny and offensive Goose joke

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Most peaceful risk thread yet?
There's dispute over the puerto rico/mexico area

>>729842570
Fuck sorry I forgot. You'll have all of atlantis as a gift

>>729843342

that's okay

you are forgiven

>>729842943
>No, Goose prefer not even look at not fly birds, like fat walk emus and you not fly Iroquois penguins
>Haha
>It funny because you cannot fly

>>729843184
check those dubs goose
if i were you id be kissing up to australia you might lose your edge and be served to your neighbors as a delicious goose
>EU

>>729843444

DAMN THOSE TRIPS!!!

>>729843244
THE NIGGERS hopefully FINISH THE AFRICAN CONQUEST

>>729843244
Tear down the EU
>republic of Ireland

>>729843244
take baja calif and take remaining US territories
>Iroquois

>>729843244
>Fat Krazy Famlee

we take the rest of nordic lands

after that, we stars coming into europe from the western part of famlee's russian territory

>>729843145
>It is of highest honour, Phoenix very majestic fly bird, unlike filthy mongol pigeons or Iroquois no fly penguins
>Haha

>>729843244
attack irish
>EU

>>729843244
Australia go to the Middle East as fast as possible

>>729843244
>King Gooseman of Gooseria wish for West expansion

>purple attacks pol

>>729843944
>not calling themselves yellow. Fake news

>>729843944
Their is no purple

Are you reffuring to yellow?

Yellow are you going to dissolve our alliance
>Iroquois

>>729844202
No that wasn't our post
>yellow

>>729844162
Yee

>>729844384
don't listen to the false yellow

>>729844356
as a token of our alliance, i will gift you the island of cuba, do you accept this gift?
>Iroquois

>>729844474
niggers take the middle east

>>729844474
move into Canada
>Iroquois

>>729844537
Thank you
>yellow

The White Walkers sail to Europe

>>729844474
OP HERE, I WILL BE ADVANCING THE GAME THIS ROUND AS A SPECIAL EVENT

>>729844474
We continue to attack the irish
>EU

>>729844474
Take as much of the Middle East as possible
>Australian empire

>>729844474
Yellow strikes /pol/ again

>>729844474
>King Gooseman of Gooseria wishes to continue West towards water to take a dip in and hopefully get fed bread

>>729844728
meaning?

>>729844786
nice try tho

>>729844786
FALSE YELLOW

>>729844786
No this guys fake
Yellow just wants a time of peace

>yellow cucks pol

>>729844474
>Fat Krazy Famlee

repeats order given in
>>729843662

but defends first if needed

>>729844474
Continue the war with EU
>Ireland

what are the current alliances

>>729844792
the niggers throw watermelons at the geese because that is there only food
>niggerland

>>729845006
you have food?

Yellow crosses border and forces /pol/ od

>>729845006
the geese in a war? Not sure if it'll be their war or make daddy australia take care of their skirmishes
>Iroquois

>>729845061
rocks and watermelons and ummm uhhhh

>>729845065
gtfo dude

>>729845100
no not war we are feeding the geese

>>729845131
My skin is the color of shit you gtfo Pink nigger


Also Yellow attacks /pol/ to reclaim California

>>729845292
Reroll

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HUGE EVENT AS PROMISED, FREE LAND HAS BEEN GIVEN OUT TO ALL PEOPLE

>>729845006
>Is watermelon for feed or war? Goose enjoy watermelon for the food, if the war watermelon thrown, will still eat but war it is. We do not wish for war though. Only hate flightless penguin Iroquois and turkey EU.

>>729845292
yellow never had california in the first place, now fuck off outta here faggot we engage in diplomacy in this match

>>729845292
>>729845326
false flag same faggotry

>>729845348
You commie nog


Yellow attacks pol for welfare

>>729845292
OP HERE DON'T WORRY I CAN SEE THE TROLL

free land? damn daniel

White Walkers plow through orange territory

>>729845348
nigger land attacks Atlantis

>>729845348
>Fat Krazy Famlee

WE EXPAND WEST BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEZ

>>729845456
>still posting

>>729845348
Move into Greenland
>Iroquois

>>729845381
> /Pol/

>Diplomacy


What are you fucking retarded


/Pol/ attacks EU for cucking out to sand niggers

>>729845348
Attack the irish france
>EU

>>729845348
>King Gooseman of Gooseria wishes more western expansion towards water. We accept the offering of watermelon and gift our finest soggy bread to the Niggers, one of our finest delicacies

>>729845348
>>729844537
How did the Iroquois get Porto Rico ?

>>729845592
/Pol/ isnt in the game bitch how many more times do we have to tell you to scurry on outta here ?

>>729845348
Australia to turkey

>>729845639
>soggy bread
>delicacy
wtf?

>>729845663
Not sure we didnt attack you should have cuba and puerto rico as a matter of fact
>Iroquois
fix this OP?

>>729845679
Fight me faggot

Eu attacks /pol/

>>729845794
haha fuck off shouldnt you by studying for 6th grade lit or some shit

>>729845348
THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND... is going to sleep

>>729845639
Thanks we need new foods im sick of rocks
>Niggers

>>729845739
>Goose love soggy bread. It is delicacy. High honour to receive.

>>729845927
bread is actually quite harmful to geese
http://www.dec.ny.gov/animals/7001.html
>Iroquois

>>729845927
take ireland and britain
>Iroquois

>>729846039
Australia continue to Eastern Europe

>>729845886
Is that the sound of you bitching out 6th graders hands ? Gtfo cuck


Pol advances to the Eu

>>729846039
niggers take spain

>>729845927
take belgium and go east
>EU

>>729846194
Roll

White Walkers plow through more orange territory northwards

>>729846050
>Fuck you know about Goose? Goose eat what Goose like. Not take advice from no fly penguins.

>>729846192
suck on this dick pussy why are you still here?

>>729846039
>King Gooseman of Gooseria continues West towards water.

Eu attacks yellow

NEW NATION
>the super awesome fun nation of cool people
>light blue
>the part of Alaska that is still white
I'm not that late right?

>>729846396
not EU guys ignore this kid
>EU

Hey OP you might wanna add White Walkers to the list of nations

you kinda forgot to do that

>>729846348
Like I said fight me . But you won't do shit because you're a typical oldfag fat virgin looser . Or oldfag lanky virgin looser .
Eu moves on niggers

>>729846483
you could control brazil idk if theyre still playing

Yellow claims Eu

>>729846633
take the rest of alaska then take more of britain
>Iroquois

>>729846633
>King Gooseman of Gooseria continues West

>>729846633
I'm still here invade the niggers in Africa
> yellow

White Walkers keep going north

>>729846633
continue marching east
>EU

>>729846633
Yellow takes pol cucks

>>729846633
moving into africa
>Yellow

The land of most powerful race in the whole world
#a52a2a
Philippines

>>729846633
Republic of Ireland spend roll on space travel to leave earth and colonize on mars

>>729846633
Australia continue to Eastern Europe

>>729846905
pulling a new Zealand eh?

>>729846881
Roll

>>729846905
Kek added

>>729847012
Also rename mars to "property of the Republic of Ireland"