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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with an ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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Kiss faggot
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Oh no
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>>729813680
hey ted, whats up? haven't heard from you in awhile. just calling to touch. hit me up sometime. bye
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what up teddy
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Dude my name is Teddy. I think I'm good
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>>729813680
Can't hide in my home if I'm homeless
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>>729813680
sup teddayyyyyy hit me up anytime you wanna catch up, get our drink game on like the old days
> crazyyyyyyy
anyway good talking to you buddy, how's the wife and kids
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thats my boy tedd
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y
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fug
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nty
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gr8 b8 m8
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>>729813680
Andys logs will save me!
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Dang
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Bitch ass nigga
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Y
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fg
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Neat, 13 minutes to live. Just enough time for a final fap
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>>729813680
...kys
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Happy Dragon Semen
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So does Teddy have some Santa type shit where he just in everybody's house at once or what?
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>>729813680
was thinking about getting a guide dog anyway + I don't go out much
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Ayyyy teddy ma boi
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pls no
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>>729813680
Hey bud, how you been?
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>>729813680
Hey Teeeed! My man! Its been a couple years. Hows the family going Ted? Oh, you murdered them all? With an ice pick? Oh Ted you quirky man! Classic! Anyways, I have to go so bye man!
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I wake up at 3 am to go to work, so teddy is going to be disappointing.
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Cunt
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>>729813680
u gay lol stop fishing for replies
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Been browsing x for an hour. Just found a mouse in my bathroom. Better post.
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Whatap teddy
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Please do ted.
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cant take the chance
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>>729813680
k
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ok
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oh poop
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meep
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Sight is overrated.
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this nibba is going to kill me?
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Ha, that's Tommy actually.
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>>729813680
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no chances
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>>729813680
no plz ted
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show me da whole teddy
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my name jeff
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you retarded fucking cunts why you always reply to this shit ?????????
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Fuck you teddy
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>>729813680
please no
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Ello m9
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>>729813680
Is this a prank?
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>By the power of trips I banish you!
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>>729813680
Teddy going to get my dick rammed in his ass.
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i wanna fucking die why am i replying god just kill me please i hope teddy does it right now
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goddamnit
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>>729813680
;~;
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better safe than sorry xD
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Quick reply, only 3 min left.
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I hope he has a big dick and fucks my ass like the bitch I am
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>>729813680

I am ready.

Bring it!
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But why an ice pick?
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Boi
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Does teddy use the imperialist dog time zone or UTC?
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>>729813680
teddy spaghetti bro
dude i own a burmese python
you wouldnt be gettin past that shit bro
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>>729815666
Check 'em
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Teddy's a bitch ass nigga
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no mr tedy
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ayy lmao
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>>729813680
Teddy. Ly man
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>>729813680
if I post in thread teddy no kill me but if i post in thread maybe is trick and posting in thread actually lets teddy know where u are what do I do fuck too late teddy pls
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3 40 am here, he is fucking late
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Hello Teddy, my name is Jack. I'm standing just behind you now. What an odd place to hide.
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>>729813680
Okay.
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oh boy
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>>729813680
Uh huh
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>>729813680
lel i don't have an ice pick
is he gonna bring one?
is he gonna let me use it after he goes home?
i want an icepick but i don't wanna pay for it
should i post in this thread?
so many questions -____-
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k.
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>>729813680
ok
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>>729813680
:0
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>>729813680
here
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>>729813680
Fuck. I better reply.
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>>729813680
lol yea rite
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>>729813680
shit
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pls teddy no
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>>729813680
I know somebody named teddy
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neato
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Oh yes daddy
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me llamo jeff
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just to be safe...
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Kek please do
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>>729813680
Sauce
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Alright OP, I'll play your game
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this is what i get for leavin /pol/ for a few secs
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ok
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Yo, teddy, remember when you said you'd kill me? I'm still waiting...
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cant take the chance
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okey
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:D
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Snapperoni
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>>729813680
Cute. :3
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>>729813680
poop
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>>729813680
fuck you
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Teddy nope
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teddy needs to chill the fuck out
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>>729813680
if he is dead how is he going to do that?
someone dont know what dead means
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Cancer
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t-t-teddy?
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>>729813680
gay
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>>729817672
Woke af
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shiiiiiiet
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>>729813680
Hi teddy!
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W O K E
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Doj
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>>729813680
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>>729813680
nigga i read this at 3:57am so you aint got no power over me
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>>729813680
fuck you teddy
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>>729813680
teddy loved a bad boy. what did the bad boy do? oh Teddy.
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>>729813680
n
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mem chicken
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I was gonna post here anyway.
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>>729813680
bring it on Teddy you faggot cocksucker !
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>>729813680
Please do it, Teddy, thank you.
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>>729813680
kk
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Hhh
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fakengay
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Pls no
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sweg
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No thanks.
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>>729818500
fuck gotta reply to something
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Not today!
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>>729813680
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Long time no see...
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reply to this post or else you will become a sissified cuckold to big black cock at 3:38 am
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>>729813680
Idk what to say so, here's a pic of some juice.
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Ok
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>>729818644
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eat my shorts!
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kike faggot
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ok?
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Good meme ted
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>>729813680
nah son, please no
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Okay
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Kys
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lel
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Lick my asshole clean
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>>729813680
Henlo
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I wonder if my doggo will notice
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na
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What's good ted
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xD
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>>729813680
eh
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>>729813680
ok
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>>729813680
Tedpls
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Johnny lost teddy...give him back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW-ZPTW4_IU
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meehhh
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k
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>>729813680
Niger
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Poor b8 m8
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>>729813680
You can still try if you want
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>>729813680
fuck off faggot queer
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Teddy begone
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no tnx teddo
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teddy better get ready for this dick
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>>729814447
Thus
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kekd
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>>729813680
okay
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>>729813680
Teddy needs to fucking floss
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>>729813680
k
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>>729813680
ok
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>>729813680
pls no
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>>729813680
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oof
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K
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k
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>>729813680
reply this
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Sage
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>>729813680
please teddy, put me out of my fucking misery. I wanna be lobotomized so fucking bad
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>>729813680
I'd tap that
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Did you anons post here to avoid Teddy?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>729813680
hello teddy
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I ain't taking no chances nigga
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>>729813680
damn
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Teddy is a dick
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>>729813680
not chancing it
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that's a lie
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some risks i just cant take. fuck you op
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check my repeating digits
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ok
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>>729813680
teddy, pal, i fucked your mom while you were alive. and have repeatedly fucked your mom since you've passed. all is well. carry on
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you bastard op
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Norisks
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fuck off
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Teddy you better be ready
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>>729813680
i think teddy should leave plz
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>>729813680
Oh snap
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not taking any chances
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>>729815249
thanks doggo
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Oh no
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Dammit
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>>729813680
nig
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Opie is a fag
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cant take any chances
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>>729813680
well....
shit.
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teddy i am a nice boy
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come at me bitch
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>>729813680
Its 5:15 am here ... am i dead yet ?
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>>729813680
ight
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>>729813680
4 real tho
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>>729813680
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>>729813680
pls no im bout 2 get the succ
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>>729813680
It's past 3:37 am
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Oh
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Safety first
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>>729813680
Faggggsbs
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Saint Michael the archangel defend us in battle be our protection from the wickedness and snares of the devil may God rebuke you I humbly pray and cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits that prowl through this world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen....

Fucking demonic asswipe
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>>729813680
uh oh
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Hey teddy, you fuck off or I'm gonna get a couple of hard pipe-hittin niggas to go mid evil on your ass.
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>>729813680
Fffag
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>>729813680
kek
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Hi teddster
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>>729813680
231
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>>729813680
pls dont thx
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>>729813680
sup teddy
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>>729813680
Soooky
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>>729813680
why
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fuck u

blocked element with adblock
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>>729813680
I'll just leave this here then.. Get the fuck out of my house my dear friend ted
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Nah son
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adflsfs there done
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Fair enough
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>>729813680
kike
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ALMOST CAPPED GG FAGS
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Go to sleep teddy.
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>>729813680
unsettling ted.
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K
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>>729813680
>Tfw no home so cant get killed
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>>729813680
But if he's dead shouldn't I be able to find him due to the rotting stench of his corpse?
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Okayokay
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Fuck you bitch
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>>729813680
Why 3:37
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>>729813680
ok
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How can he do that if he's dead
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plz no thx.
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>>729813680
Here's this, for appeasement.
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>>729818286
source?
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Spoopy.
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Ok
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Ok
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Teddy is a faggot and so op
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wow
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please no, Teddy
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>>729813680
Howdy Ted
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Far out
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No chances
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kys OP
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Lol no
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>>729813680
Howdy, Ted.
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OP is a FaG
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aye
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pls no
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Bruh I'm just playing it safe
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>>729813680
yeah ok
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f
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>>729813680
Hey.
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Plz no
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>>729813680
yo is that aphex twin?
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>>729813680
wow
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aye
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>>729813680
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kool
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>>729815494
Kirstie is hot af.
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damn he's pretty cute
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me too
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i'm safe <3
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safe
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