This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with an ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
Kiss faggot
Oh no
>>729813680
hey ted, whats up? haven't heard from you in awhile. just calling to touch. hit me up sometime. bye
what up teddy
Dude my name is Teddy. I think I'm good
>>729813680
Can't hide in my home if I'm homeless
>>729813680
sup teddayyyyyy hit me up anytime you wanna catch up, get our drink game on like the old days
> crazyyyyyyy
anyway good talking to you buddy, how's the wife and kids
thats my boy tedd
y
fug
nty
gr8 b8 m8
>>729813680
Andys logs will save me!
Dang
Bitch ass nigga
Y
fg
Neat, 13 minutes to live. Just enough time for a final fap
>>729813680
...kys
Happy Dragon Semen
So does Teddy have some Santa type shit where he just in everybody's house at once or what?
>>729813680
was thinking about getting a guide dog anyway + I don't go out much
Ayyyy teddy ma boi
pls no
>>729813680
Hey bud, how you been?
>>729813680
Hey Teeeed! My man! Its been a couple years. Hows the family going Ted? Oh, you murdered them all? With an ice pick? Oh Ted you quirky man! Classic! Anyways, I have to go so bye man!
I wake up at 3 am to go to work, so teddy is going to be disappointing.
Cunt
>>729813680
u gay lol stop fishing for replies
Been browsing x for an hour. Just found a mouse in my bathroom. Better post.
Whatap teddy
Please do ted.
cant take the chance
ok
oh poop
meep
Sight is overrated.
this nibba is going to kill me?
Ha, that's Tommy actually.
>>729813680
no chances
>>729813680
no plz ted
show me da whole teddy
my name jeff
you retarded fucking cunts why you always reply to this shit ?????????
Fuck you teddy
>>729813680
please no
Ello m9
>>729813680
Is this a prank?
>By the power of trips I banish you!
>>729813680
Teddy going to get my dick rammed in his ass.
i wanna fucking die why am i replying god just kill me please i hope teddy does it right now
goddamnit
>>729813680
;~;
better safe than sorry xD
Quick reply, only 3 min left.
I hope he has a big dick and fucks my ass like the bitch I am
>>729813680
I am ready.
Bring it!
But why an ice pick?
Boi
Does teddy use the imperialist dog time zone or UTC?
>>729813680
teddy spaghetti bro
dude i own a burmese python
you wouldnt be gettin past that shit bro
>>729815666
Check 'em
Teddy's a bitch ass nigga
no mr tedy
ayy lmao
>>729813680
Teddy. Ly man
>>729813680
if I post in thread teddy no kill me but if i post in thread maybe is trick and posting in thread actually lets teddy know where u are what do I do fuck too late teddy pls
3 40 am here, he is fucking late
Hello Teddy, my name is Jack. I'm standing just behind you now. What an odd place to hide.
>>729813680
Okay.
oh boy
>>729813680
Uh huh
>>729813680
lel i don't have an ice pick
is he gonna bring one?
is he gonna let me use it after he goes home?
i want an icepick but i don't wanna pay for it
should i post in this thread?
so many questions -____-
k.
>>729813680
here
>>729813680
Fuck. I better reply.
>>729813680
lol yea rite
>>729813680
shit
pls teddy no
>>729813680
I know somebody named teddy
neato
Oh yes daddy
me llamo jeff
just to be safe...
Kek please do
>>729813680
Sauce
Alright OP, I'll play your game
this is what i get for leavin /pol/ for a few secs
ok
Yo, teddy, remember when you said you'd kill me? I'm still waiting...
cant take the chance
okey
:D
Snapperoni
>>729813680
Cute. :3
>>729813680
poop
>>729813680
fuck you
Teddy nope
teddy needs to chill the fuck out
>>729813680
if he is dead how is he going to do that?
someone dont know what dead means
Cancer
t-t-teddy?
>>729813680
gay
>>729817672
Woke af
shiiiiiiet
>>729813680
Hi teddy!
W O K E
Doj
>>729813680
>>729813680
nigga i read this at 3:57am so you aint got no power over me
>>729813680
fuck you teddy
>>729813680
teddy loved a bad boy. what did the bad boy do? oh Teddy.
mem chicken
I was gonna post here anyway.
>>729813680
bring it on Teddy you faggot cocksucker !
>>729813680
Please do it, Teddy, thank you.
Hhh
fakengay
Pls no
sweg
No thanks.
>>729818500
fuck gotta reply to something
Not today!
>>729813680
Long time no see...
reply to this post or else you will become a sissified cuckold to big black cock at 3:38 am
>>729813680
Idk what to say so, here's a pic of some juice.
Ok
eat my shorts!
kike faggot
ok?
Good meme ted
>>729813680
nah son, please no
Okay
Kys
lel
Lick my asshole clean
>>729813680
Henlo
I wonder if my doggo will notice
na
What's good ted
xD
>>729813680
Tedpls
Johnny lost teddy...give him back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW-ZPTW4_IU
meehhh
k
>>729813680
Niger
Poor b8 m8
>>729813680
You can still try if you want
>>729813680
fuck off faggot queer
Teddy begone
no tnx teddo
teddy better get ready for this dick
>>729814447
Thus
kekd
>>729813680
okay
>>729813680
Teddy needs to fucking floss
>>729813680
k
>>729813680
pls no
>>729813680
oof
K
k
>>729813680
reply this
Sage
>>729813680
please teddy, put me out of my fucking misery. I wanna be lobotomized so fucking bad
>>729813680
I'd tap that
Did you anons post here to avoid Teddy?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>729813680
hello teddy
I ain't taking no chances nigga
>>729813680
damn
Teddy is a dick
>>729813680
not chancing it
that's a lie
some risks i just cant take. fuck you op
check my repeating digits
ok
>>729813680
teddy, pal, i fucked your mom while you were alive. and have repeatedly fucked your mom since you've passed. all is well. carry on
you bastard op
Norisks
fuck off
Teddy you better be ready
>>729813680
i think teddy should leave plz
>>729813680
Oh snap
not taking any chances
>>729815249
thanks doggo
Oh no
Dammit
>>729813680
nig
Opie is a fag
cant take any chances
>>729813680
well....
shit.
teddy i am a nice boy
come at me bitch
>>729813680
Its 5:15 am here ... am i dead yet ?
>>729813680
ight
>>729813680
4 real tho
>>729813680
>>729813680
pls no im bout 2 get the succ
>>729813680
It's past 3:37 am
Oh
Safety first
>>729813680
Faggggsbs
Saint Michael the archangel defend us in battle be our protection from the wickedness and snares of the devil may God rebuke you I humbly pray and cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits that prowl through this world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen....
Fucking demonic asswipe
>>729813680
uh oh
Hey teddy, you fuck off or I'm gonna get a couple of hard pipe-hittin niggas to go mid evil on your ass.
>>729813680
Fffag
>>729813680
kek
Hi teddster
>>729813680
231
>>729813680
pls dont thx
>>729813680
sup teddy
>>729813680
Soooky
>>729813680
why
fuck u
blocked element with adblock
>>729813680
I'll just leave this here then.. Get the fuck out of my house my dear friend ted
Nah son
adflsfs there done
Fair enough
>>729813680
kike
ALMOST CAPPED GG FAGS
Go to sleep teddy.
>>729813680
unsettling ted.
K
>>729813680
>Tfw no home so cant get killed
>>729813680
But if he's dead shouldn't I be able to find him due to the rotting stench of his corpse?
Okayokay
Fuck you bitch
>>729813680
Why 3:37
How can he do that if he's dead
plz no thx.
>>729813680
Here's this, for appeasement.
>>729818286
source?
Spoopy.
Ok
Ok
Teddy is a faggot and so op
wow
please no, Teddy
>>729813680
Howdy Ted
Far out
No chances
kys OP
Lol no
>>729813680
Howdy, Ted.
OP is a FaG
aye
pls no
Bruh I'm just playing it safe
>>729813680
yeah ok
f
>>729813680
Hey.
Plz no
>>729813680
yo is that aphex twin?
aye
>>729813680
kool
>>729815494
Kirstie is hot af.
damn he's pretty cute
me too
i'm safe <3
safe