Good evening, Anonymous! How's life?
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Want a tarot reading? Put ">tarot" in your post and roll a GET, then...
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!
>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.
>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.
>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>If you want serious advice, put ">advice" in your post.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
DICKS OUT FOR THIS THREAD
ye boi
Need that get
Good evening
>>729811831
Er, armpits? This is new, ma'am.
Am I in the right thread?
>>729811831
>Tarot
Are Sunshine and I going to work?
Sky reporting for duty and fun... and still not doing an avatar, though I could...
~Sky
>>729811831
Nice Pit, Reimu!!
How you doing tonight?
Mantis
TF2 is so sour now, it isn't what it used to be. People are so full of pride they rather suicide then be "taunt killed".
>>729812121
Srly? Your time here is over
>>729812255
>>729812297
Thank goodness for some familiar faces. I was worried there for a sec.
Also, what did you have in mind, Sky?
Good evening
>>729811924
How do you get here so fast?!
>>729812110
Hello!
>>729812121
Oh, you didn't know? My armpits are popular, too.
>>729812255
Whatever works for you is fine.
>>729812297
I'm doing pretty great! Nothing but bright and hopeful days lately even though things still go wrong sometimes.
>starting the thread with armpits
N-Not that I find it lewd, or anything...
>advice
https://plug.dj/-8148053277401977279
https://plug.dj/-8148053277401977279
https://plug.dj/-8148053277401977279
come listen to dank memes
Is this shit like the gay alice the "psychologist" bullshit?
Hello everyone!
>>729812110
Hiya Bunny!
>>729812121
Hello there 2b!
>>729812255
Hi Sky!
Mantis
>>729812426
everyone has a guilty pleasure..... mine is I've actually played the 2hu games and at one time had a favorite 2hu....
~Sky
>>729812547
No, it's even gayer.
>>729812513
you are gay alice
>>729812593
I want to lewd the Satori
Hello thread
How is everyone?
>>729812121
Most definitely
-Sweet Roll
>>729812513
i've gotta radar for your threads
built into my penis
>>729812529
Rerolling that advice
>>729812593
w-w-w-w-wher d-d-did y-y-your s-s-stutter go?
>>729812547
Yea pretty much the same freaking retarded traps
more gay shit. they should just rename /b/ to /gay/
>>729812639
This is as lewd as I'll go....
>>729812693
I never stuttered....
~Sky
>>729812604
No I'm gay FOR Alice. Get it right.
>>729812659
That's rad. Weird, but rad.
>>729812363
Is this the same angry anon from Alice's thread? A new trend from now on, perhaps?
>>729812457
*nods* Evening.
>>729812513
What part of you ISN'T fetishized? Actually, don't answer that.
>>729812584
*smiles softly and waves*
>>729812593
She's adorable. You have my approval.
gay shit all up in here tonight
>>729812594
I admit that this shit seems super gay, but don't insult my waifu, nigger.
>>729812513
I love your attitude, 'Mu!
I seek to emulate this
~Mantis
>>729811831
gimme dem pits
I mean uuuuh
>>729812297
Cute.
>>729812339
>TF2
>2017
You poor thing...
>>729812514
You like it.
>>729812567
... Thank you for this.
>>729812593
That is not a bad thing.
>>729812693
>you think that's Alice
Do... you not... know how to read, anonymous? How did you get here? To this place? Are you magic?
gay traps threads in my /b/?
gay and homo
>>729811831
Well, let go can you tell me if you will kys or alice will kill himself anytime soon?
fags and gays
>>729812810
fuck off
Alcibiades here but busy
gay
>>729812883
I know I know.
They fixed most of the things up, but they can't fix up the community, the reason why I stopped playing to begin with.
>>729812840
Psycho...... Mantis?
This is the gayest shit ever.
>>729811831
Need advice. What should I do next?
Play Persona 5 or Horizon Zero Dawn or Go out and try to get laid?
>>729812800
You do know that can have a different meaning, right?
-Sweet Roll
Hey trolls, don't you get bored of coming to threads you don't like?
>>729812810
Good evening
So... That happened with F-EMT
>>729813035
Evening
I think a spiderman thread is in order.
>>729812810
Implying there is only 1 anon shitposting on those threat
>>729812954
The answer is no. Nine more seasons, Morty!
>>729812540
>>729812540
>>729812540
>>729813201
Buh what a feg
>>729812898
>>729812945
>>729812954
>>729813034
>>729813056
>>729813103
Finally.
>>729813059
Did you not hear about games like Paladins, Overwatch and Battleborn existing, hun? Why would you punish yourself by staying with hat sim?
>>729813075
Psycho mantis is less... cute.
>>729813162
Hai EMT.
>>729812954
H-here, I can answer that for you <4
I won't, and Reimu won't either. Because we're lesbians for each other <4 No matter how dark the world may get, as long as we have each other, we'll power through it.
After all, we were born into t-the dark. Molded by it.
>>729813145
Wait, what's the thing you think I mean, and what's the other meaning?
Roll for foutune
>>729813034
*sighs softly and shakes her head* You're going to have to show me how.
>>729813035
Hey Al! Also, you need to add me to that table. I'd like to see how I stack up.
>>729813162
Let's hear it.
>>729813191
Very true. And it is clear that you are not. You're much more tame. I found them already anyway.
>>729812567
Lewdmu!!
Damn glad to see you!!
Mantis
>>729813143
hmm priorities..... I'm on hiatus from dating... so I'd play zero dawn... how important is getting laid to you, does it help you achieve a goal or get you closer to something you want? They all sound like options that provide temporary relief...
>>729813162
Evening EMT!
>>729813320
I spy an Alice..
>>729812810
>>729812883
I appreciate the approval!
~Sky
>>729813159
Yay i'm unbanned woooo
Missed writing on your threads in the last year <3
GET pls
>tarot
Anything interesting happening in the near-future (regarding my love life) for me?
>>729811831
That's so sweet of you...
Have a hug!
>>729813075
I can read your mind like a book!
You like trap threads, don't you
Oh shit
>>729812768
You can go lewder.
>>729813390
Oh, I c-can show you how 2B~
L-let's get to it!
>finally get here on time
feelsgood.
>>729813075
Still need to get around beating MG3 on the 3DS and moving to MGS1. I could just skip it but I really want to go chronologically in the series.
>>729813143
Sell Persona 5, play Horizon Zero Dawn, then go to a bar and get laid. Chicks dig guys that play HZD.
so gay
>>729813035
love the OJ one
>>729813143
if you must play a game play something relaxing. Rain world is interesting but not for everyone.
>>729813294
I do got overwatch. Wanted to go back for a bit and see the changes. Didn't play in over a year. BTW overwatch and tf2 are completely different games. One is tight and the other is a fun clusterfuck
>>729813320
is like i said pls alice tell me if..
>>729813480
RARE
A
R
E
>>729813294
Hey there
>>729813409
Evening
>>729813390
Most of the Discords been filled in
But I texted F-EMT, and she basically without any prying told me excatly what went on, and how a fellow EMT or FF from her department was hit by a car. And the she was one of the responding EMT's. Shes not sure if he'll make it. So... Yea
>>729813437
Reroll
>>729813320
Eeeeee!
>>729813409
Nah see, the joke is I don't get laid. Hahaha....... Kk I'll leave now.
>>729813556
nice
>>729811831
I can confirm this is the highest quality poll made to date.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12784938
http://www.strawpoll.me/12784938
http://www.strawpoll.me/12784938
>>729813191
>Requesting Spiderman thread
>No pic
-Sweet Roll
all y'all homos
>>729813568
I'm a g-girl dear <4
>>729813611
S-space Dandy tonight, r-right?
>>729813665
Says t-the gayest of us all....
>>729812143
Reroll
>>729813663
Favorite one so far
>>729813514
Your advances are wasted on me. Save them for someone else much more suitable.
>>729813596
Hm. Well then, there's that mystery solved. I'd bet you're feeling slightly petty now.
>>729813320
Didnt you need to be a girl to be a lesbian?
>>729813294
With my ESP I can see what board is your favorite!
You like /c/, don't you
>>729813610
cmon dubs
>>729813075
Nope.
That ain't me.
Sorry for the confusion.
Mantis
>>729813252
Exactly.
>>729813320
Are you going to break someone's spine next?
>>729813409
Sky, you should post as Satori forever. She's so cute. If you get to play Zero Dawn, just let me know how it is, please~
>>729813514
LEWD.
>>729813558
Well yes, they are completely different games, I... wasn't saying otherwise, really.
>>729813596
How's the EMT business going?
>>729813731
One more roll
>>729813162
Good evening.
>>729813390
You'd have Unstoppable War Machine and possibly Brilliant Orator. Sadly, the others don't seem to apply.
>>729813558
Yeah, it's pretty good.
>>729813730
*Gropes.*
>>729811831
dubbs for fortune get.
gay and mad in here lol so fucking gay
>>729813769
Check'm
>>729813508
oh my....
>>729813514
oh my again....
>>729813596
Wow that's rough, she was a first responder for it?
>>729813793
I've watched my best friend play through... it's great if not a lil' bit repetitive in the side quests...
~Sky
>>729813753
2B, you r-really need to install a humor chip one of t-these days.
>>729813756
Yes, l-luckily I am!
>>729813793
Of c-course not. That's hard t-to fix.
>>729813869
Gross, underworlder g-got all over me...
>>729813523
>MG3
I didn't know they made 3 Metal Gears. I thought they moved onto Metal Gear Solid.
>>729813757
I-i mean there's a Kirino thread there right now, so I don't hate it?
>>729814002
*walks away from Louise, never looking back*
>>729813814
Give me six years for rich, and I have my commander throwing herself at me. That constitutes enough for the title of "Lady Killer", right?
>>729813968
Humor chip capacity full.
Does anyone else in here like wrestling?
>>729813730
Yep yep! Seems like a good time to plug it!
>ATTENTION EVERYONE
Our Space Dandy anime stream is back on! Catch us tonight at 9PM CST (10PM EST) for hilarious space acid fun!
Streaming on Vaughn / thehotbox
Please don't miss it! I'll be so sad if you do!
>>729813968
Dont you notice you are ruining your friends threat? So shu shu
>>729813938
What's the story like?
>>729813968
Pssshh, you say that like you fix people for a living or something.
>>729814072
F-fuck you, don't judge my waifus!
>>729814090
That... implies you already have one installed!
>>729814169
Fuck off.
>>729814090
W-wouldn't that be a buffer, n-not a chip?
>>729814112
I'm already s-sad!
>>729814169
*blinks* I d-do? Let m-me ask.
>>729814112
Reimu, d-do I ruin your threat? Am I somehow m-making you less threatening? Where are the bodies Reimu?!
>>729814111
You're suggesting that Reimu showing off her armpits is part of some hip, new-age wrestling move?
Hmm...
>>729813793
Alright. Just people like to compare the two all the time and say X ripped off of Y and so on. They focus so much on how slimier they are they miss how different it is... unless of course its to point out flaws.
>>729813753
Well, honestly, this is new. From yesterday.
Completely different tone of her texts. Monday were her usual, kinda formal, but lighthearted. Then Yesterday was that with her "Co-Worker"
>>729813793
Eh, Not started the EMT process yet. About to register for the FDNY FF Exam though
>>729813938
Yep. She was the one keeping him breathing.
>>729813730
Nice to see you back.
Mantis
>tarot
How are things going to look academically in the future?
>>729813980
>he doesn't know about Infiltrate N314
lmao
>>729814002
HAH! Observe my power, mortals!
~Mantis
>>729814240
T-thousands of miles, under m-my heels...and s-still toooo clooooose...t-to yoooou I f-feeel....
I love you anonymous <3
>>729814112
9pm central tonight? Space Dandy?!
dreams do come true...
>>729814280
How is she handling it?
>>729814240
It's pretty good, lots of twists and turns!
~Sky
>>729814284
*waves*
>>729813968
Get nutted on!
>>729814295
Power is meaningless beyond this level of existence.
>>729811831
>tarot
Will I go Ivy League
The thread didn't change at all and yet all the people i used to know aren't here anymore.
>>729814090
Hm, I'll give you six years, and then I'm not so sure about the last one. I'll leave it up for debate.
>>729814293
reroll
>>729814242
Obsly will say you arent but you are so shu shu
this gay shit still going on?
>>729814242
Hmm... it's kind of hard to run the Gensokyo underground the way I used to now that I have this cute girl with me everywhere. But at the same time, when I do get really brutal, they never see it coming!
Seems like a winning strategy to me.
>>729813938
We must go even lewder!
>>729814383
Love you right back!!
Mantis
>>729814520
T-then by what metric am I d-doing so?
Give me the evidence, Anonymous <4
>>729814550
S-see? Reimu is c-clearly not on your side Anonymous.
>>729814112
>giving us this little advance notice and expecting us to be there
>>729814277
I think that they're suitable substitutes but that they're very different games.
>>729814280
I was... only kidding. Sorry. EMTing isn't a business!
>>729814295
lol
>>729814349
You are SO MEAN
>>729814401
Is there a lot of story, though? I mean is the game particularly story-focused?
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>>729814666
I am n-not your rolling wheeeels....I am t-the hiiighwaaaaay...
>>729814242
HAHAHAHAHAHS NO FUCKING ANSWER YET JAHSHAHSSHS KYS
>>729814240
Shhh.
>>729814242
I suppose you're right.
>>729814280
The poor girl has a lot to deal with at the moment. If any good can come out of the situation, I hope you're a little more receptive to the idea that you are not, in fact, messing up.
>>729814777
NICE GODDAMNED TRIPS
>>729814826
S-she already answered....right h-here...
>>729814550
>>729813933
>>729813938
Don't forget OP!
This was the post I first made>>729813437
>>729814659
You okay Alice? I heard you were injured
Hit the weights.
Take a shower.
Get a clue.
>>729814505
reroll damn it
>>729814112
I'd totally be there but my net is ultimate shit, I don't think I'd be able to livestream stuff and actually enjoy it.
Also, since when is there a Discord for this place?
>>729814666
So based on what you mentioned on the chat I'm blue has to be your favorite song ever!
>>729814955
yes he has brain damage and is dying of eternal bleeding and homogay
I think OP is gone right now. No tarots for now
>>729814401
She seemed kinda down and what not. I wasn't gonna really push it then. Ill probably ask for an update tomorrow and see how shes doing
>>729814666
No problem, but for some it is actually a for-profit business. Sadly...
>>729814861
I know I'm not messing up. Oddly enough we almost seem closer since I came clean.
She's been there for me when I needed someone. And she know's I'm there for her when she needs.
And Yea. She's seen alot. But she's a tough girl. I know she'll be fine
>>729814666
Seems like it... i haven't watched the whole thing, just bits and pieces and the story focuses a lot on your parentage as well as an overarching story of how the world became how it was and why it's still that way.
~Sky
>>729814955
Didn't see you in Alice's thread, Ikarous.
>>729814659
I may love Anonymous, but he'll never be able to start the heart generator.
>>729814666
Gee, Satan, you sure weren't staying tuned...
>>729814777
Chek'd
Mantis
>>729814895
Not an answer kys... shu shu
this shit is
gay
>>729811831
Why won't she take it in the butt anon?
Not typing your faggot shit btw.
>>729812513
>>729812584
Sorry for not replying to you both, I'm not feeling so well tonight. I'll be going to sleep
Good night, shrine
why do you do all of this stuff are you all
gay
>>729811831
When will I die?
>>729815250
>can't follow simple instructions
>expects a reading
such same
gay
>>729815338
GIVE TO ME NIGGER.
>>729814758
... *lonely crying*
>>729814861
You do! You do, don't you? I know your secret~
>>729815021
Umm... I mean it's fine?
>>729815107
... Yeah, that's pretty sad.
>>729815108
I see... Sounds odd. Not necessarily bad.
>>729815122
Tch.
>>729815287
Goodnight, Duke.
>>729815036
I hope she's okay...
>>729815120
Hello 2B
Did you want to ask me some questions?
Are you guys going to stream the hockey game or what?
>>729815107
the important thing is just to be open and supportive, nothing anyone can say will make it right, but just having her know you are there for her and willing to just let her lay it out for you will be the most important and helpful thing you can do!
>>729814575
I didn't save those kinds of pictures!
~Sky
>>729815393
How else would you be able to make me smile?
>>729815287
Ah, so this is Duke. Goodnight, Duke.
>>729814469
You enjoy /co/, don't you
~Mantis
take this gay shit to twitter
>>729815013
one of these days i'll get dubs
>captcha: select cars
>select the cars
>lmao go fk urself here's signs instead
>>729815470
Blackhawks/Preds you mean?
Mantis
>>729815456
Just wondering about the change of heart. In Alice's absence, you were upset over the fact that she was wasn't around to "fuck" with. Today you are expressing concern. What's with the change of heart?
>>729811831
Is she and I ever gonna get in a relationship?
Y/N/How
>>729815765
>off by one
J U S T
>>729815813
no.
in 1 year you will an hero
lol lol
>>729815484
Someone has to.
>Parsee
>>729815780
don't bother 2B it isnt worth it she is a troll and is just trying to build support she does this every 3 months
>>729815707
Hey!
Haven't seen you in a while!
What's new out there?
Mantis
Wow, disappointing that nobody managed to GET this whole time. Oh well!
Our Space Dandy anime stream is back on! Catch us tonight at 9PM CST (10PM EST) for hilarious space acid fun!
Streaming on Vaughn / thehotbox
See you all there!
~Reimu
>>729815519
A-am I funny?
>>729815765
ikr?
~Reisen
Is this the all time record for hitting the image limit?
>>729815780
Ika doesn't have a heart.
Image limit already?
Geez
-Sweet Roll
>>729815768
I predict both!
~Mantis(psycho)
>>729815484
I told her that I'll be here if she needs someone. And that I hope he pulls through.
She simply said "Thank you" which is more than enough here
>>729815393
Yea. Somethings like Education, Medical Care and other stuff she never be for profit
>>729816072
I think so?
-EMT
>>729815927
*shrugs* Though that may be true, I'd like to find out for myself.
>>729816002
Is Mako a doughnut-eating cop?
>>729816072
I was about to say.
>>729816113
We'll see.
-2B
>Signing your name on an anonymous image board
~an faggot
>>729816115
I'm not helping! Kind of why I didn't post pictures before...
>>729816157
Sounds good. I'm glad you too are closer.
... Sky
>>729815780
I love Alice, she has possessed my heart
>Ikarous Pet-Class
>>729816116
Damn! The image limit has been reached due to my immense power!
~Mantis(psycho)
>>729816238
But your posting pictures of such a cute avatar only enriches the threads. Don't let a silly limit discourage you; we could always start new threads anyway.
-2B
I lick men's scrote for cash
-2B
>>729814895
File limit you see how you fucked his threat with your shitty spam?
>advice
hey i really really am interested in this girl and we talked for about 2 weeks before i asked her out and it turned out she had a boyfriend she had just broken up with and wasn't ready for a relationship just yet and that we should stay friends for now, she hasn't talked to me any different than before, its almost like it didn't even happen, i don't know if i should continue with this, i really don't want to give up because she is pretty much the girl of my dreams and i want a serious relationship with her but every time this type of thing happens, i fuck it up and end up getting us both fucked
>>729816359
... .I had such a perfect picture to post in reply to this... but yeah, thread was lit tonight for sure
well I just heard a car accident .... not good...
~Sky
I deep throat horses on video. Ask me how!
~Reimu
No new thread?
>>729816287
Then why the bad intent from before?
-2B
>>729816428
M-m-me too!
I am also a big black man who cross-dresses.
~Alice
May we please have an After Hours Thread?
Mantis
>>729816238
Yea. It is. Kinda odd how she became closer following when I came clean. Not much but still.
And she was there when my my Friend Mom died, so least I can do is that
-EMT
>>729815883
:,(
I am so gay
~Sky
>>729816555
Because she lied to me
>Ikarous Pet-Class
>>729816562
>>729816549
>>729816428
top shelf
>>729816612
Yes! I agree!
~Mantis(psycho)
>>729816522
You skipped me :(
Alice did nothing wrong
>>729811831
How much should I have saved before I seriously considering building a house, assuming I already have an acreage to build it on?