My mother is dying of cancer. I'm overweight and slightly

>>729806846
Rolling for maximum pleasure. Make a smoothie out of 2 Mr. Clean magic erasers, 1 cup of bleach, and half a can of RAID. Slit wrists and drink.

>>729807169
This.

>>729807169
lol this please hahahahahahahahahaha

>>729806846
Hang yourself

Cant you at least wait so she dies thinking you might have made something of yourself?

>>729806846
Position cam outside window facing ground. Jump out.

Attempt to illegally donate ALL of your useful organs.

>>729806846
OP doesn't want to live without his tendies.

>>729806846
incredibly selfish to an hero before your mother dies so she can suffer the anguish of grieving your loss. at least wait until your mom dies before killing yourself faggot.

>>729806846
Base jump naked without a parachute

>>729807525
>white knight
gtfo or lurk moar

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>>729806846
You should have a kid that is so fat and gay that it causes you to develop terminal cancer

>>729807562
Be sure to also yell "IVE BEEN BERNED!" with lit sparklers sticking out of your ass and dickhole

Try your hardest to suicide bomb North Korea. Do it on livestream.

stop being a fucking loser and spend your time with your mother before she goes. imagine dying of cancer thinking nothing could get worse and then your piece of shit son kills himself. get off 4chan and be with her anon

>>729807562
>>729807750
These are one idea

Die the natural way, a slow and painful death.

Auto-Erotic-Asphyxiation

>>729807954
Thats too mainstream

>>729807907
This

>>729807907
savage

>>729807169
roll

>>729807954
Once a celebrity does it then its mainstream

>>729807169
rolling for this

>>729807169
This pleases me. I shall roll for it.

If you must kill yourself, then you should do it the old fashioned way: Swallow a hot coal.

>>729808239
Oh so BASE jumping naked without a chute while yelling "IVE BEEN BERNED!" with lit sparklers sticking out of your ass and dickhole isnt lulzy enough? Fucking plebs

>>729807169

rolling for this

>>729806846
die of eventual heart failure from tendies and mtn dew overload

>>729808495
Roll for this

>>729808667
DAMMIT!

Wait til she dies faggot. Not only are you autistic but you're a selfish coward too. You really should go kill yourself, not now though. At least do one thing right in your life. Maybe do us a favor and make it entertaining. I say jump off a building with a GoPro strapped to yourself. Most of us have probably never seen a POV of it.

>>729808495
Reroll

>>729806846

Buy me so much stuff it causes you a heart attack in pleasure

>>729808186
Which fucking celebrity?

>>729808664
roll for tendies greentext

>>729807626
You are retarded

>>729806846
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you stop them http://www.deleteip.com

>>729806846
Sell your body to pedophiles and buy with that shitload of money a ton of cheeseburgers and die a slowly, horrible dead. We all know, that you wont do it, like every god damned Op faggot on random, so stop making this kind of threads.

Not going to give you a speech abouch why you shouldn't because you've heard it before. But overdose on heroine, it's a good way to go and you'll be looked at by the community as "another victim". They won't know it's a suicide and just thing you made a wrong turn.

>>729808995
Aaron Hernandez

>>729808664
roll

>>729809541
Roll

>>729809541
Rolling

Old age

>>729809833
Reroll

>>729808664
rolling again

>>729809833
Reroll fhvfg

Instead of killing yourself, why don't you help her through it?
>Be me
>Have cancer
>Need a miracle
>God doesn't hand out miracles to people like me
>Fight that shit anyway

>>729808495
Reroll

>>729809833
Rockin' Rollin'

>>729809833
Reroll thcxgb

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>>729806846

you die of old age :^)

>>729809833
Reroll gucgybv

>>729807169
Rolling for this. Time stamp you pussy.

>>729809833
Reroll yivfgcc

>>729810008

damn so close to quadss

>>729810008
dude! thats fucken harsh, brah!

>>729809833
Reroll gdghfcc

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Chop off your own dick, and eat it, then proceed to eat bread in large quantities so that you choke to death. Also make sure My Little Pony is playing in the background.

>>729807954
Roll

>>729807169
thisssss

>>729809833
Reroll hejfifj

Live a long life and try to be happy. Film yourself when you die of old age.

>>729806846
of old age

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Chug some anti-freeze, and then fap to MLP porn. Then proceed to beat your self with a wooden spoon while you choke on your chopped up penis.

water intoxication

kill urself from of old age

>>729810258
Rolling.

>>729806846
Die of old age

>>729810258
Re-Rolling

>>729810356
this please

Shove alcohol up your asshole and then slit your throat while chugging some jack daniels.

>>729806846
wait until you die of old age

At least wait until after she dies to do it.

>>729810258
Still rollin' rollin' rollin'.

cut off penis, eat dick while bleeding out

>>729806846
>I'm overweight and slightly autistic
>My mother is dying of cancer
The cancer that kills her is you :3

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Eat 50 pictures of JonTron, then proceed to chug 40 ounces of milk while you scream "ECH"

can OP say where he plans on recording?

I don't want you to kill yourself, really, because I'm in a similar scenario, only difference is my mom isn't dying but if she did, I'd be borderline hopeless.

but if you're going to..

murder soocide

slit throat

Viagra overdose at 80 years old. Roll

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Shoot yourself in the dick, then shoot yourself in the chest, then shoot yourself in the eyes. Then proceed to die. If no gun, then use kitchen knives. If no kitchen knives, then just kys faggot.

Its simple OP. head to your local mosqe and pull a reverse 911

old age

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Yell NIGGER in a black neighborhood. Get killed by a bunch of niggers.

Suicide by cop faggot

just keep chugging paint

at least wait until your mom dies you piece of shit.

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Chop off your penis, shove it up your ass, then proceed to slit your throat.

Chug vodka while singing the bikini bottom national anthem

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>>729807169
i rolleth triples

>>729806846
Cut your trhoat while you put the biggest dildo you can buy into your ass

>>729811022
Rerolling for this.

>>729809833
Roll

>>729810589
hope he murders you.

you will never be toastyy steve

Do a running backflip in your living room and land on your neck.

jump in front of fast moving car

Take moly and fuck at least 2 hookers every day. You will be dead from STDs in 2, 3 months tops...But you will have fun on the way out.

Land neck first off mount fuji

>>729809833
Reroll

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Death by killing a bunch of niggers, who then retaliate and kill you. Chop off your dong in the process plox.

>>729807954
Do it. Disappoint your family even more than regular suicide

Old age nigga

Eat a bit dog and then eat uranium

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Choke on your own semen while chugging vodka in the process.

slam fingers in car door, then shoot self in heart

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>>729806846
Rape someone on a Facebook Livestream