W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D! Ask a p-psychologist

hello there

nigger

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>>729805120
H-hello! How are y-you today?

>>729805049
self-importance thread
you're helping no one but yourself

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>>729805049
Welcome back ma'am.

>>729805049
I'm curious

What does your face look like?

Don't need to see it, just desribe any of its features?

>>729805049
Alice you are beautiful ;D

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>>729805272
*kisses your cheek* I l-love you anyway, Anonymous <4

>>729805281
Oh h-hello 2B. How do you f-find these so fast...?

>>729805304
Like t-this <4

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Never give up on your heart, Anonymous! I believe in you!

fine jeez heres your bump

What sort of personality disorder leads to someone wearing above the knee leather boots with laces?

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>>729805333
Oh s-shush. Flattery will g-get you no where.
But I will select a tea for you <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qoXt8y6b3b

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hey biig sis <3 popping in just to say I love you and I'm glad to see a thread frm you <3

What kind of tea should I make tonight? The types I have are:
Mint (bag)
Mojito Green (Loose)
Nestea Zero (Can)

>>729805398
sexiness

>>729805350
yay! tea time! Thank you Alice for the tea!

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>>729805381
Thank y-you <4

>>729805398
T-that doesn't even make sense dear. Do you h-have a real question?

>>729805489
H-how are you holding up, Jill?

i love you alice

>>729805523
Mojito green!! Sounds yummy

>>729805456
Good evening, as per usual, what tea?

>>729805281
Hello 2B

>>729805360
Hello Reimu

>>729805398
the best kind

>>729805489
Hey Jill.... I did read up on 5E last night

~Sky

>>729805049
So my current problem is that I broke up with my dream girl.
Life seems dull still.
I'm not excited about things that should excite me.

> Moving to awesome new city
> Making 130k/yr
> Doing ok with girls but no interested?

It honestly feels like she and I are missing out on life and happiness?

It fucking kills me..

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>>729805544
H-here, let me pour you a cup <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScRYAKo8LR

>>729805049
Welcome back, it is nice having you again

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>>729805350
Pure luck, really. Sometimes I am quite late, but I always try to make an effort to attend.

Did everything go well over the weekend?

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>>729805049
Why with bra again?!

>>729805049
Evening from bongland Alice!

Dem boo[spoiler]t[/spoiler]s.

>>729805670
>boo[spoiler]t[/spoiler]s

WELP

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>>729805489
*pats your head* Hello there, little sister.

>>729805594
*nods* Sky.

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>>729805554
I'm doing my best <3 taking the day off and trying my best to relax
>>729805594
I can try and fins all the manuals to send you!

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>>729805661
65% chance of s-survival, so fingers crossed <4

>>729805663
W-what do you mean?

>>729805655
*waves* H-hello <4

>>729805670
Hey UK friend <4

>>729805732
Kek
>newfag

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Evening, Alice. Hope you're doing alright! I'm doing pretty good today, I can complain, but I won't because it won't solve or do anything, as you yourself have said yourself.

>>729805793
How was everything there?

>>729805637
Thank you! It sounds so yummy :3

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wtf did I just watch.

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>>729805663

>>729805049
I'm too lazy and cynic to get my shit together (exercise, job hunting, etc) . There is a way to motivate myself?

>>729805637
You spilled at the first cup... hello...

>>729805049
Hey Alice,
I don't have any issues to talk about. Would just like to say that you're unique and despite the push back you get for these threads you're actually contributing OC to the world. Keep up the good work.

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>>729805609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hJZ63Fhh0Z

H-how long were you with this person? And w-why did you break up?

It sounds l-like you are putting her on a pedestal, yet you c-certainly broke up with her for a reason, r-right? So maybe the problem is "the grass is always greener on the other side".

>>729805049
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

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>>729805793
Sounds serious. Still, better than chance.

>>729805281
*cuddles you close*

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>>729805866
you just watched best friend make tea <3

Alice is back!! wooo

alice you're cute and that makes me feel better already

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>>729805771
T-that's why I have valium! *pops a few*

>>729805825
I'm d-doing fine, love the picture <4

>>729805836
Where?

>>729805839
I l-liked it a lot <4

>>729805866
Alice pouring tea!

is Alice actually confirmed as a girl or is she a trap? No bs vague answers

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>>729806058
*puts an arm around you* Where on Earth have you been?

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>>729805893
L-let me ask you this first: Why are you cynical? And why do you blame "laziness" w-when you then clearly indicate it is a lack of motivation?

>>729805905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZepUbTygl3

I'm so fucking tired, and I despise my job, should I quit, even though I'm in university?

>>729806118
In the time you were absent?

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>>729806118
hope it's all gonna work out well <3

>>729805771
well I found the MM, PHB, and DMG. I've been looking at differences in 3.5/PF & 5E... I like 5E more I think... less learning curve more interpretation of rules instead of absolute.

>>729805609
Totally agree with the pedestal part. Part of learning how to stay with a person is learning love is action oriented not passive. Love is something you do more than feel. ..

~Sky

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Is there a discord?

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>>729805916
I'm n-not unique dear; anyone c-could do what I do.

>>729806044
N-nothing more I can do.

>>729806080
*hugs with one arm*
>>729806100
*hugs with the other*

D-double hug! *hugs tightly*

>>729806152
I'm a g-girl.

>>729805049
Why you are such a bitch when you streaming is like your streamer character?

>>729806152
She has shown her pussy before bro, she is a girl

>>729805049
Can i get a link to your discord please?

>>729806354
sauce

>>729806312
Yeah but how do we know? This place is full of faggot taps claimigm to be girls, your word ain't worth shit

>>729806354
No she hasn't his is bs

ok OP i got one..why is it that im chasing women, and when they fall in love and shit, then i lose all interest and go for the next one?

>>729806354
Bull. Prove it fag.

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>>729806354

>>729806152
Obvious trap

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>>729806217
*rubs her head* It depends.

I know, I know, that's a horrible answer, it's worthless, it won't make you feel better. But it is an honest one.

I hated a job I had for a while too. I hated that I had to wake up for it, I hated the people in it, hell, I hated the work. But I kept at it, because I needed to pay bills and because I had a plan. I worked hard at it, and jumped ship to more lucrative and interesting jobs when I got a chance, but that job stayed on my resume. I hated it, but it helped get me a job I really liked, and it paid for my food while I did it.

Keep looking for better opportunities. And if you don't need the job, quit it. But make a plan. Make sure you won't end up homeless and without food.

And if you do, email me: [email protected]
I'll s-send you a care package <4

>>729805350
doesn't deny
mark well kiddies

Hi Alice...
The girl I've always loved has moved on to another country.
I want to die..

>>729806210
Can't say. Too many listening ears.

*cuddles close and whispers*

But it's good to be back in your arms.

>>729805281
Seeing you around here makes me sick, moreso than any of the other avatarfags. Fucking useless chatterfags. GTFO alice threads

>>729806312
Sure, anyone COULD do it but they don't. Anyone COULD do anything, but they don't.

>>729805998
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hJZ63Fhh0Z
7 months
She broke up w/me
Said we weren't compatible but have no idea what that meant...

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>>729806229
L-like I said, the premature baby only h-has a 65% survival rate. So, it w-was....what it was.

>>729806332
W-what? How am I a bitch?

>>729806369
I d-don't have a discord, I r-run a chat.

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check em

I bet Alice has a gigantic cock

>>729806215
>Why are you cynical?
Guess I grew that way? I've been cynical and jaded since forever. Same for laziness, I'll rather get all the spellcards on hard than beat lunatic. Maybe these two traits lead to my lack of motivation to do anything, I ain't the expert, you cunt.

>>729806531
How am I supposed to enter the chat?
anekiho.me/chat2/
It's like it's impossible, or what should I do?

>>729806531
Okay, thank you, I think I'll stay at it over the summer and get that big money before the next year

>>729805793
I hate to be nosy but what has a 65% chance of survival?

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>>729806417
I've b-been doing this for six years dear. Lurk moar.

>>729806500
Because you enjoy t-the hunt, not the woman.

>>729806532
No p-point in denying stuff you asserted without evidence <4

>>729806567
W-why do you want to die? Did s-she leave no contact information?

>>729806621
But t-they could <4

>>729806630
It meant s-she didn't want to keep the relationship going. It h-happens, Anonymous.

I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry...but that is how life is sometimes.

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>>729806594
You're too sweet. And perhaps after threads? I've a Discord now.

>>729806610
I guess a thread would not be complete with some unwarranted hate. It's a nice balance.

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Alright Alice I often see myself in my head as other people when I do things, I think its because I associate me doing that action as the influence that person has had on me. What do you make of the assessment?

>>729806500
you like the chase? You don't like commitment? You like the idea of a relationship more so than the actual woman you are trying to have? Things to think about...

>>729806332
all of my wut? She's super kind on stream...

~Sky

would someone explain to me whats happening in this thread?

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>>729806610
You made the choice to come to /b/ today. What you see on it and what threads you click or reply to is a matter of YOUR choice and yours alone. Please click the 'x' in the corner of your browser window, leave your basement and go plant a fucking tree or something

>>729805049
Not this fucking fag again

>>729806861
It's Alice, the best person you could find on this place

>>729806838
Perhaps. Link me up with your Discord some time.

Alice keeps banning me from giveaways on Twitch, how do I fix this?

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>>729806737
That s-sounds less like cynical and jaded and m-more like depression. Have y-you been to a doctor? Anhedonia, a symptom of depression, c-could be what you are experiencing.

>>729806780
https://anekiho.me/chat2

Just enter a r-random name and no password.

>>729806810
The premature b-baby I spent the weekend with.

>>729806782
G-go for the gold, Anonymous!

>>729806910
Does no one see that this is a fucking dude.

>>729806833
Six years? That doesn't mean your a girl dumbass just means you've been a trap for 6 years

>>729806833
Unb& pls m8 its was a joke :((

>>729806952
The guest wall might be up

>>729806833
I started going on 4chan last year so can you explain to me who you are and what this thread is?

>>729806952
I'm sorry to hear that
I hope he or she pulls through!

>>729806927
does it take its clothes off or something? like some fetish shit?

>>729806983
I don't think most of them care, bunch of fags anyways.

Hi. I'm a cuckold. No, seriously.

Should I just accept it or should I attempt to get over it?

>>729806838
Unwarranted my ass. At least the other avatarfags are relatable you jsut sit there acting smug, pretending to be emotionless.

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>>729807100

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>>729807111
I'm a s-she, not an it.

>>729807106
Me t-too.

>>729807100
Lurk moar, n-new fag.

>>729807046
Disabled

>>729807146
W-what do you mean? Is it willing or unwilling?

>>729806997
N-no, the fact I'm a girl m-means I'm a girl <4

>>729806952
All of a sudden it worked, every other time I tried it said invalid name

>>729807166

did someone hurt you anon-kun?

>>729807192
oh thanks for the explanation

>>729805049
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day

>>729807135
Fucking hate fags

>>729805456
I don't get .... you are man with fake boobs?

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>>729807166
I f-find 2B to be v-very emotive, actually.

>>729807146
C-can you tell me more? is it willing or unwilling?

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>>729807100
>Ask a p-psychologist anything
Self-explanatory, anon.
>>729807166
>2B
>smug
That's not even a good joke.
>>729807146
Accept it, obviously. If you enjoy that sort of thing, then enjoy that sort of thing, dummy.

>>729807237
lurking won't tell me who you are, cunt.
also did you draw those anime faces yourself? they look pretty good, weeb.

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>>729805544
>>729805566
>>729805655
>>729805866
>>729806044
>>729806100
>>729806400
>>729806833
>>729807100
>>729807111
>>729807166
>>729807300

Check'd & Kek'd

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Abandon thread it's a trap

Faggots

>>729805049
I fuck extremely morbidly obese women (500lb+) but always want a steady skinny gf. whats wrong with me op?

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>>729807409
I'm a w-woman dear.

>>729807397
Why?

>>729807438
2B is s-smug as hell

>>729807478
T-they aren't from an anime dear <4

>>729807495
I'm n-not a trap dear.

>>729807514
You h-have low standards.

>>729805049
This is a dude

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>>729806870
I thank you so kindly for that.

>>729806941
Will do.

>>729807166
I really am sorry you perceive me in that way. You're just going to have to deal with it.

>>729807237
>>729807432
>>729807438


Sometimes I love it and other times I don't. But it is willing in the sense that I can get out at any point, I just don't want to miss it if I leave

>>729807567
Alice how can I get you to date me

genuine question, why do you add extra letters to the beginning of your words?

>>729806952
>That s-sounds less like cynical and jaded and m-more like depression. Have y-you been to a doctor?
That's what faggots do, going to doctors to be officially depressed. Guess I could enjoy the life playing with my friends, drinking and shit. But when I decide to "fix" my current problems (fat and unemployed) I end funposting on 4chan until the sun rises and "leaving it for tomorrow".

Maybe "motivation" isn't exactly what I need. Maybe a strong will? How I get a strong will? Do I need to increase my WIS stat or something?

How do I get a gun license in New jersey so I can kill myslef

>>729807397
I only hate them when they lie about it and pretend it's totally a girl, who happens to have a dick.

No dumbass that's a guy.

>>729807567
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!!

>>729807567
how do I fix these low standards? and honestly I would totally bang you on that table.

>>729805049
FUCK YOU

I need your feet and i fucking hate you for it

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Have a wonderful day!

>>729807628
ye, why the fuck do you stutter type like a pleb

>>729807514
Not Alice, but... do you find the women you have sex with attractive? If you don't are you lowering your standards?

>>729807166
Smug? again, all of my wut... 2B is terribly kind

>>729807650
No, depression is just a label, but it's what people do to give themselves a chance to get better.

~Sky

>>729807628
to simulate a nervous s-stutter

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>>729807624
Y-you can't <4

>>729807650
>that is what faggots do

N-no, that is what reasonable, rational people d-do when a medical issue arises.

>>729807667
Don't k-kill yourself dear

>>729807685
I'm f-female dear.

>>729807693
Of c-course you would, I'm a catch dear. And s-super skinny.

Why do you bang women you are n-not interested in?

>>729807700
D-donate to my patreon then, t-there is a tier just for you!

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>>729807718
its cute, fuck nugget.

>>729807567
Bitch

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wrong timestamp...

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>>729807580
Anytime, 2B. It's just the truth though. I don't understand why anons find this concept so hard to grasp. It's SO easy to ignore a thread. Criminally easy

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>>729805049
Tits or gtfo

>>729805049
Why don't grills like me? I'm tall and fat, but all my friends say I'm extremely funny and have a great personality overall. My face is handsome, so really the only thing holding me back from being a chad is me being fat. But still, grills don't talk to me mostly. How do I remedy this?

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Repost because this has been bothering me for a long time


Alright Alice I often see myself in my head as other people when I do things, I think its because I associate me doing that action as the influence that person has had on me. What do you make of the assessment?

does a and when to for why which in then?

>>729807799
Double dubs!
>Y-you can't <4

Why? :((((

>>729807804
cute? is it fuck u cretin

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>>729807845
*kissie* <4

>>729807890
S-so why don't you lose weight? I'm n-not a physical therapist though, s-sorry.

>>729807966
Because I'm a symbol n-not an attention whore dear <4

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this thread is so full of autismo i nearly had a stroke from cringing so hard

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>>729808018
Didn't r-realize anyone was holding you at gun point d-dear <4

Feel free to click the X in the upper right corner.

>>729806833
No.. she just left and I don't know anything more about her...
I can't go on.. I can't..

>>729807766
I loke both heavy women and skinny women. preferably short fat and tall skinny.

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>>729808100
W-why can't you go on?

Fucking cancer seeing people acting as if this is a roleplay shit,fucking clingy that people do this because they either got into anime to much or dont belong so tries to be in a group to be accepted.Just kill yourselves

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>>729807867

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>>729808213
N-no one here is roleplaying, and m-most of us aren't from anime. Lurk moar d-dear <4

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>>729807432
>>729807438
>>729807766
>>729807862
Thank you. Truly, there are no words to express right now.

>>729807166
Congratulations, anon. You just reminded me just how emotive I can be. Thank you.

>>729807487
*nods* Edd.

>>729808014
I know it's a thing faggots do as an excuse for being fat, but I genuinely do have bad genetics. All my siblings are fat as well. It's extremely hard to lose weight for me, I even walk 8 miles a day and only ever eat two meals at most. It's really starting to depress me.

>>729805049
Hi Alice. Just stopped by to tell you you're awesome.

>>729808089
>ent?
>>>
> Anonymous 04/19/17(Wed)
Alice why are you importing tumblreddit to /b

>>729805049
How does it feel being a psychologist? Do you like it?

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>>729807567
I mean, maybe in the same way you're smug?
>>729807616
Sounds willing to me, yes.
>>729807890
Maybe one of those oh so positive things about yourself is uh... just in your head, dear. Just because your friends tell you something doesn't necessarily make it true. It sounds like you think you "deserve" attention from girls, which sorta sounds like a lot of pride for a person to have in that area.

>>729808089
dont tell me how to use my computer you attention whore
did daddy give too much cummy in your early years?

>>729807799
I'm attracted to bigger women but also like lean girls. I dunno whats wrong with me. please help. I've been wanting to fuck everything with a pussy that moves lately.

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why am i addicted to dota 2?

>>729807799
I'm super bored all the time no matter what I do things (i.e play video games, browse the internet, go outside, etc.). When I tried looking this up on google all the sites that came up told me I am depressed, but I don't feel depressed. I just feel super bore no matter what. Is there something wrong with me? How do I stop being bored?

alice my p-pee gets hard around dead people, what can i do? i dont want the kids to see

>>729807766
>depression is just a label, but it's what people do to give themselves a chance to get better
Again, I don't feel sad nor have lack of will to live. Aren't that the usual symptoms of depression?

>>729807799
>that is what reasonable, rational people d-do when a medical issue arises
I do go to see my doctor when something hurts. I doubt he could fix my lack of motivation/will.

Now, where's my therapy, you told me about therapies.

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>>729808308
*nodnod* D-do you have any metrics of y-your food intake and exercise? I use myfitnesspal

>>729808350
W-what?

>>729808335
Thank y-you <4

>>729808367
I w-work as a programmer, but I d-do enjoy it.

>>729808371
It w-was a joke Louise.

>>729808380
Do y-you mean your browser?

>>729808422
Poor t-taste.

Alice, how often do you masturbate?

>>729808130
Hmm, so it's not completely that your lowering your standards. What do you feel is keeping you from approaching skinnier women? (also raising your standards involves putting yourself out there and learning to love/respect yourself).

>>729808422
Low risk, high reward. Though don't let it be your only coping skill...

~Sky

>>729808509
>programmer
please don't say java

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>>729805049
Hi alice nice to see you again. :)

>>729808509
Unb& me ;((

>>729808371
Trust me, I'm the last person to deserve attention from girls, but still, it's mildly infuriating that no girl has ever even showed interest in me.

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>>729807862
Summer is getting closer. I can smell the new faggotry already

>>729806833
Well I know that she doesn't want a relationship, but how do I stop that from affecting me?

When do the tits come out? Has OP called for dubs or trips yet? I'm confused why this thread is existing.

>>729808581
40% win rate... it's more like high-risk, no-reward

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>>729808408
Nothing is w-wrong with you, you are horny. T-that isn't a problem.

>>729808477
What do you mean "I don't feel depressed". Y-you just described anhedonia, a major component of depression.

You are clearly and obviously depressed.

>>729808492
...s-so a doctor is capable of treating physical illnesses but not mental ones? Interesting.

Depression is exactly like a broken limb dear; it is a disorder and it needs to be treated. Depression IS NOT SADNESS. It is distinct from that, and what you are exhibiting is clear signs of it.

Seek medical attention.

>>729808509
Do you think becoming a psychologist is a good idea for someone who wants to be one?

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>>729808422
Because you have bad taste in games or... maybe you just like being in an abusive relationship?
>>729808509
Yeah, well... YOU'RE A JOKE. ... Now I feel bad.
>>729808647
If you, yourself think that you don't deserve attention from girls, then it sounds like you have some things to improve upon before you can expect attention, love.

>>729805049
Sup Alice.

How do I convince a girl that I don't want to date her without ruining our friendship?

Some context; We've been friends for 6 years or so, and I've noticed shes sort of had a thing for me since year 2. I've never been that interested, but I do value our friendship. Now we're to go on a date this saturday for... reasons I won't try to explain (mainly because its a long ass story), but to summarize it, I asked her out to a date. Now I'm fully regretting doing this, and I want to back out without jeopardizing our friendship.

Halp.

>>729808814
>abusive relationship
kek'd ahahaha so true i wanna cry

>>729808308
>I even walk 8 miles a day and only ever eat two meals at most
I'm no expert, but you are supposed to eat 5 or 6 times a day while following a complete diet. Starving all day and then eating two 2000 calories meals isn't going to do anything but making you mad and miserable.

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>>729808612
C++11 d-dear.

>>729808627
*waves* H-hello there <4

>>729808766
You d-don't; you let it hurt and you work to make yourself better in the mean time until it w-wears off.

>>729808785
T-to help people dear.

>>729808807
No. Become a social worker.

>>729808795
>depression is exactly like a broken limb
preach! mental illness = brain disease

>>729808785
how does it feel to be that much of a teenage basement dwelling retard

>>729807862
I just derp'd and forgot to put your post number in, lol I suck

>>729808795
but I'm not depressed I swear!
I thought depressed = sad
I don't do psychology which is why I asked

>>729808193
Because I wont be able to see her again, to hear her voice, her laugh, her smile... I've lost all that...

I told her what I feel, but she said that we could never be more than friends...

>>729808851
you first stop being a f-faggot on the internet
then you stop eating 5 bags of cheetos per day
then you realise she likes you out of sympathy and kys.

>>729808581
well for the heavies it's just a fetish. like a pleasure thing. skinnies I would actually want to date but lack confidence and social skills. pls halp me get some poon

>>729808944
one more question from me...
OOP or Functional?

>>729808289
Drop the act, you lying cunt. Fuck you. I swear, if I ever find out who you are. I hate how you pretend as if you know each and everyone of us, when you're such a summerfag. I'm going to make it my mission to make your life a living hell so long as you stick around

>>729806257
Can you explain more about the pedestal part?

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>>729808851
N-not much homie.

...w-why are you regretting it?

>>729808947
I'd s-say mental disorder, b-but regardless.

>>729809004
DEPRESSED DOES NOT EQUAL SAD!

GOOGLE IT

>>729809010
S-so? You'll be able to see new things and w-work towards new things.

The world isn't ending just because you can't see her anymore, Anonymous. Respect her decision and move on.

>>729809096
Functional, OOP is a dead end.

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>>729808889
It's okay, anonymous.
*hugs*
We'll be your safety net. Just click the "uninstall" button. It can't hurt you anymore.

How do you guys think Alice got his girlfriend to dress up as Alice3d for him?

>>729805049
>a year ago
I was in a good relationship until she started calling me shit and doing crap to me behind my back, slowly stopped communicating with me, and blocked me on everything.

>present
we had a casual conversation but she blocked that number to, even after telling me to call her later. I don't want to be the creep that is hung up, and i still want to be her friend, but how can I get her to talk to me again? She made me happy, but i cant understand it Alice.

>>729808952
holy fuck summer is here early

or not, and that you lifeless cunts actually have nothing to do after coming home from school with no friends to talk to

>>729805049
oh look, it's the fake psychologist again.

Alice, I keep dreaming of my ex and It makes me feel like shit, had no contact since we split in January, what should I do

>>729808647
This, >>729808814
It's really hard to accept care/love in the first place if you don't feel it for yourself, and other can sense this and it's not attractive. You need to work on self worth.

>>729808791
I meant more along the lines of low risk of actual loss of anything more than temporary dignity, but it lights up that dopamine reward system like 4th of July when you win...

>>729808807
>>729808944
This I went LPC.... should have been a social worker honestly, most marketable and biggest lobbying group..

>>729809086
Can't help you with that directly... though improving how you view yourself with help both approaching women and help mitigate potential refusals...

~Sky

>>729805049
Is your face cute?

>>729808795
what do I do to get with a cute skinny girl? pls halp. my fat fetish is just a fetish

>>729808942
>2000 calorie meals

It's usually just a sandwich and a few chips for lunch, then something like a chicken breast and green beans for dinner.

>>729805049
>tfw a drifting therapist's on and off threads are better than 90% of things on /b/ and 65% better than things on other boards
It's nice to see you're still alive alice3.
Will you share a story today?

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I fucking did it again, I've embarrassed myself so I am going to go now

Here are some dancing salamanders to make up for my departure

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>>729809294
k-kill yourself anon!
>te-he

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>>729809102
Y-you want to hurt 2B, you g-gotta go through me first.

>>729809235
W-wait, let's suppose I did that. W-wouldn't that just mean Alice is a system of people r-rather than a single person?

How is t-that different than me doing all of it l-like I do now?

As well, w-why wouldn't SHE just post?

Also I stream you idiot.

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>>729809107
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal what's not to get you twat

>>729808795
i just looked up anhedonia and it said inability to feel pleasure. I guess that explains why I never found masturbation to be pleasurable when I tried it, or is that another problem?

>>729805049
u making /b/ unique! <4

>>729809153
You see how bitch you are fucking alice mongoloid kys

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>>729805049
I'm unmotivated, and feel directionless in life. I try to have a malleable, and objective mindset, but everything feels pointless. I'm in my mid 20's and feel that I'm going nowhere. What do you is wrong with me?

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>>729809102
Jesus christ you have anger issues. Stop what you're doing right now and go see a therapist immediately. Don't type up a response to this, just go. GO.
>>729809300
Thank you, Sky.

>>729809324
processed food isnt food lardo. you're putting your body in store fat mode.

>>729808509
Newcomer here
Sex with my girlfriend is extremely painful for her and the only position she seems to be capable of is one where there's not much penetration. But of course i crave more and always try to get her to try new positions which never ends well....i get upset and i feel like when i do im adding to her self doubt and depression but i can't seem to stop. We always make up but im still upset with myself for what i do

>>729805049
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you stop them http://www.deleteip.com

no more webm´s ?

:(

gay sex

>>729809406
I wanna fuck you Alice, after eating that pussy and ass for a while ;p

I'm going next door to see a psychiatrist, I need actual help.

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>>729809242
You don't deserve this abuse dear. Cut her loose and move on with your life.

>>729809277
N-not fake dear <4

>>729809320
Nope!

>>729809355
I h-have a schedule and everything, but I'm also...Alice2

Not Alice3

>>729809370
S-see you later!

>>729809452
T-that is a MAJOR symptom, yes.

>>729809460
Where?

>>729805049
Would you like if there are more people doing the same thing you do, like helping others?

T-t-t-this s-s-s-sh-sh-sh-it i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is g-g-g-ay as f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f--f-f-f-fuck

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>>729809501
>Only processed thing is the chips

>Mfw all my meat is sliced fresh from a local butcher who happens to be my uncle

sex with homos

>>729809512
of course its painful for her, you're a disgusting fat tard that even when she fantasizes of other guys, its not enough to take away the pain and shame.

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>>729809471
You are in y-your 20's and don't have a major project done yet.

Pick something to do, divide it into tiny pieces, make a schedule to do those pieces a little bit each day, and then EXECUTE EXECUTE EXECUTE!

No one is gonna draw you a map dear, you gotta walk your own path!

>>729809153
You say it like it was easy. But its not.
Of course I respect her decision. I've tried my best, but I just.. can't get her out of my head. I can't live knowing that I will... never...
fuck it..

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>>729809153
i like both tbh, but you are amazing for using C++.. but how do you deal with all those pointers?

>>729809156
pic related

>>729809300
well it felt nice when i finished the game with my 2 daedaluses and desolator

>>729809607
No? Well I didn't expect that, regards Alice

>>729809406
Your girlfriend streams, you mean.

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>>729805049
(Britbong) I've recently come to the realisation im in support of Facism, is it something i should tell my family and if so how?

>>729809456
Do we need this kind of spam, and really unique? we got like what 100+ rpfags how is this one unique?

homoerotic coitus

>>729809153
>...w-why are you regretting it?

Straight up, not attracted to her. But I can't tell her that. That would just break her little heart...

How can I overcome my fear of rejection? Is it even possible?

>>729809709
Got me

fake and gay psychologist on muh /b/

>>729809607
>MAJOR symptom
well shit. How do I fix it? I've felt like this my whole life.

>>729809607

Why aren't you answering me
>>729809294

>>729808795
>...s-so a doctor is capable of treating physical illnesses but not mental ones? Interesting
Guess a psychiatrist could treat some mental illness, the ones related to chemicals imbalances and shit. I'm positive that isn't my problem.

>Depression is [...] and what you are exhibiting is clear signs of it
Again, I always thought that "depression" is just a memeexcuse for lazy faggots and whinny whores, except for a small percentage of people depressed for real.

Now, give me a good advice or I'll swear I'll go to sleep.

>>729809733
Why is your library so empty holy shit

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Internet love machine!

a-a-a-alice, w-w-w-hy are y-y-y-you so g-g-g-gay?

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>>729809501
W-what? yes it is. Otherwise it w-wouldn't be convertable into fat!

>>729809512
H-has she been to a doctor? She is p-probably having a vaginal or psychological issue. it's r-rather common.

>>729809558
H-how sad for you.

>>729809568
If y-you need a prescription, that is w-where to go <4

>>729809635
Of course. Then I could retire.

>>729809733

>>729809865
i'm broke

Alice, she made me happy and i get her out of my head, she calls me a creep whenever i try to make amends with her, she says i make her anxious, and whenever i talk to her i too am anxious. i just want her to talk to me, help?

gay

>>729809491
eh for what? ... though I'm glad you appreciated it!

>>729809512
Have you talked to any professional about it? Is it psychologically motivated (yes this a thing), or is it purely physical?

~Sky

>>729809664
starving yourself puts you in store fat mode because I have no idea when I will recieve nourishment again mode.
eat 5 to 6 meals with nornal sized portions and drop the chips. no soda just water. water is your friend lardo.

>>729809914
Retire?
Wouldn't you rather help those newcomers before they can finally go on their own?

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>>729809733
Just like with a husband who beats you, once it's out of your life, everything is going to be okay. It might not seem like it now but it will be okay.
>>729809901
Y-you came in just to say that!?

>>729809865
and also those games are free

>>729809963
Free games nigga

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>>729809753
I w-wish, she's much cuter than me <4

>>729809767
It s-sounds like something you should change <4

>>729809733
I s-said C++11, w-who the fuck users raw pointers anymore?

>>729809731
It t-takes time Anonymous. Give it time. L-let it hurt.

>>729809750
*waves*

>>729809780
*blinks* T-then why did you ask her?!

>>729805049
Do you think the end is near?

>>729809914
I would miss you if you retired </4

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>>729810025
I've been here, dummy.

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>>729809102
ber nice to big sis <3

>>729805049
I've had a really shitty week
I'm trans and dysphoria is hitting me like a fucking truck lately
Feminists keep trying to shove compliments down my throat to try to make me forget I have a mental disorder
I haven't seen people I give a fuck about in months since I lack motivation to do anything but sleep and shitpost
I've had shittier weeks than this but this one definitely isn't up there

>>729809914
Is there something I can eat too stop feeling so hungry all the time

>Inb4 food

>>729810058
What happened to not dating people?

g-g-gay as f-f-f-fuck f-f-f-f-f-fag

>>729809324
Guess that isn't that bad. It lack veggies tho. Still, you should spread your meals into 5 or 6 each day.

Also, you bitched about genetic. Did you checked if you have any kind of hormonal problem or something related to the thyroid?

Again. I'm no expert, so take my advice with a pinch of salt.

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>>729809995
Well, it's nice to know my advice isn't always atrocious!
>>729810113
Well stop being an invisible ninja, then.
>>729810116
Somebody's late!

seriously. you are gay alice.

>>729810051
good free games are rare...
the only godtier free game is (was) RotMG...

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>>729809102
I have no idea what I could've possibly done to earn your spite, but so be it. Come at me, anon.

However, if you'd like to talk things through and try to come to some kind of understanding, you can reach me at [email protected]

>>729809406
>>729809491
Again, thank you very much.

>>729810058
Hey retarded trap why havent killed yourself yet?

I nominate this thread as the most gay on /b/

>>729810058
HOW DO I GET THE FUCC

>>729805049
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pr4CXbdAAZ
yOU DONT even HaVe a puss

>>729810134
it's all in your head, just think--would you die if you stopped eating for 2 days? nope!

Learn what real hunger is, and differentiate it from mindless desire to eat

>>729809512
>>729809914
Yes her gynecologist didn't find anything unnatural, and i can tell she's really trying because sometimes she'll bite a leather belt and tough through a couple inches for a few minutes before it's too much...but if anything I'm not upset with her just the way i act about it

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>>729809796
Y-yes! Go to your PCP and ask t-them to refer you to a psychologist <4

>>729809842
Go t-to a doctor, l-like I said!

>>729809846
Because t-there is no answer besides "wait until it doesn't hurt anymore, and do things to advance yourself in the mean time"

>>729809858
1. It probably is your problem
2. That's fucking insulting to the enormous amount of people who have a diagnosed mental disorder and struggle with it every day.

Advice: Go to a doctor.

>>729809964
W-walk away and stop being a creep d-dear.

>>729810012
I'd r-rather get some sleep at night.

>>729805049
Have had severe depression where i do not eat, drink, sleep, or even use the restroom. I completely ignore all basic human nessecities and just lie on the ground and just stare. no thoughts. I cant go to a doctor because i dont have the money for it. are there places that could help me or perscribe me something?

f-f-f-ake and g-g-g-gay

>>729810129
Get reverted back to your original gender so you can be normal again, problems will go away.

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>>729810202
I'm just here to show love for my favorite people, that's all~

>>729809635
>>729809914
FML this fucking troll is seriously creating a more fucked up version of the current SJWs.

Alice, I am going to an hero about how gay this thread is. how come you make me an hero?

>>729810058
My highschool does... i wanna kms
they wanna get me ready for university by making me use raw pointers when i can use arrays and managed types...

WTF is this shit? How to be gay 101?

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>>729810061
T-the end of what?

>>729810101
*patpat* It'll b-be okay.

>>729810129
*blinks* W-what sort of compliments, and w-why do you think they are doing it f-for that reason?

>>729810210
T-thank you <4

>>729810248
N-no idea who you are talking to

>>729810277
Nice s-spelling.

>>729810289
Hm. Are y-you using a proper amount of lube?

>>729810217
>Smite

>Path of Exile


>TF2

>>729810399
K-kys then faggot

>>729810303
Alice,what do you think about two and a half to midnight?

>>729809995
>>729809995
Talked to a professional no but it's probably a good idea...if it is psychological I'm probably not making it better by getting upset

>>729810217
>Runescape, LoL, kongregate, WoT, etc.
If you aren't going to put money towards it don't complain

>>729810303
Of course you do, you're the boss here after all

Summer starts earlier every year it seems.

>>729805049
Alice, In the past ten years my life has gone to shit. I gained a ton of weight, stopped writing music, had two failed marriages, got shit on by my best friend and family in a really fucked up way but it's 11/10 Jerry Springer bad, lost my job, had a weird mid-life crisis where I thought I was a nig for like six months, got really fucked up on drugs for a little while and have been NEET since August.

I think about killing myself daily but I don't want to be a piece of shit and scar my family.

>>729810331
is this 2007

>>729810202
atrocious.... my ass, you're helpful!

>>729810219
Kill em' with kindness 2B!

>>729810289
Well, it sounds like psychologicl Dyspareunia. There are therapist that treat this, but a good starting point is to simply make sure that she feels that you accept this right now, and that she doesn't feel pressure to be better or in less pain. If it hurts, it's ok to stop. There need to be less pressure to be "good".

~Sky

How can I pass psychometry?

>>729810353
I want to shove my thick cock in you, fill you up with semen and slap you while you choke on my dick. afterwards we'd cuddle on the bed while I fondle your breasts and pinch your ass. am I doing it right?

So.
goddamned.
gay.

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>>729809607
I honestly have not kept up with the lore. Is there some kinda sticky or wiki to catch up on this?
Or is conversations for wizards only?