Anyone on /b/ who can hold their own in a fight? >what's

Everyone on /b/ is a master of combat
do you even need to ask

>>729793477
you never know lots of people form /fit/ and /asp/ post here

>>729793361
In school i slapped some guys head so he got me in a headlock and started punching me. So i flipped him off me and put him on his back and started stomping on his head. P.S i was 14 and im a manlet. I used to do kickboxing for about 2 years

>>729793659
did you get suspended?

Jumped by 2 guys that had 40 pounds on me, was 140. Didn't fight back, but made it seem like they were hurting me when they weren't via judo breakfalls, head movement, acting, and a good chin. Sometimes 1 beats 2, but if it goes wrong, 1 dies. Playing possum worked for me that time, but the right move would have been to better prejudge the characters of the two that attacked me and avoided their aquaintance. Hatian and puerto rican, for the record. Don't trust them.

>>729793784
I got put in isolation for a day bc i sent him to hospital but it was self defence so idk why.

>>729794255
>it was self defence
You slapped him first though.

>>729794383
he was a friend i slapped him as a joke then he got mad lmao

I don't fight because I'm not an aggro dickhead who looks for trouble and can't use his words. I'm 6'0, about 205, and I did Muay Thai for 4 years and sanshou for 2 years, though, so yeah, I'm probably ok if I have to fight.

>>729793361
I always just let them beat the shit out of me because I don't have any will to live.

>>729793361
I'll be the most up eat guy here.
> 6' 0"
> 178 lbs
> Did boxing for 2 years between the ages of 19 and 21.
> Haven't ever had a fight but I expect I would have a decent chance against your average Joe.

>>729794868
> 6' 0"
> 178 lbs
That's some great stats if low bf%

>>729793361
>what's your age, height and weight?
19, 182cm, 94kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Taekwandon for a little bit (9-15), hockey, rugby
>have you ever been outnumbered in a fight?
No
>ever fought someone much heavier than you (20lbs + difference)
Yes, my dorm at uni does this thing where you can call out someone while everyone is drinking in a circle, and then you box. Neither of us 'won' but its definitely an experience

>>729795052
Not really low. I think it's about 14% at the moment.

sort of. im not great at inflicting damage but i can take a lot of punishment.

>>729795201
damn you compete in both hockey and rugby? mad respect for that, those are two very demanding sports

>>729794838
I'm with this anon, I always hope that the last punch is the one that gets me

>25, 6'1'' 205lbs
>I play hockey fuck martial arts
>No
>Yes A 300lbs black woman tweaking out on meth (I'm a paramedic)

I can hold my own in a fight I've knocked people out before

>>729795338
>i can take a lot of punishment.
high pain tolerance?

>>729793361
>Anyone on /b/ who can hold their own in a fight?

Yes. I can't give you an exact number of fights I've been in. But I can honestly say I've lost my fair share of them. Absolutely NO ONE who has ever been in more 3 or 4 fights in their life, can say they've never lost. I'm probably right about 50/50 in wins losses.

>what's your age, height and weight?

I'm 35yrs old. I'm just a HAIR under 6'1''. And I weigh 225lbs <give or take a few>

>what martial art or any sport do you practice?

I really don't practice any martial art. I simply grew up in a really bad neighborhood. Most of the kids around me were older by 3-4 years, so they tried to bully me a lot. My mother was a psychotic x-marine who refused to let me be bullied. If I came home beat up, she beat me up again for losing. It finally just came down to win or else. It got to the point where the kids in my neighborhood knew, if they wanted to fight me, they would have to beat me until I couldn't get up anymore in order to win.

>have you ever been outnumbered in a fight?

Yes. Several times. I learned eventually, to aim for the ring leader of any group. And knock the shit out of them early. Once you do that, most of the group you're facing off against will back down. Now, this isn't to say it will ALWAYS work. I've been on the ass end of some PHENOMENAL ass kickings. Both one on one, and by groups. But if you drop the one trying to instigate the violence, you have a MUCH higher chance of walking away.

>ever fought someone much heavier than you (20lbs + difference)

Yes. A number of times through the course of my life. Most of the time, it didn't end well. I can only remember 2 times where I won the fight. And both of those were because of a single, lucky punch. 20 pounds may not sound like much. But trust me. It makes a HUGE difference. And hardly ever a good one on your end of the fight.

Feel free to ask me anything else you want. I'm here for a while.

>>729795417
yeah. ive gotten into a couple fights with some big dudes and they kicked my ass but i never got knocked out or went down, those fights ended with people breaking us up.

38 - 6' - 170lbs
I have been in numerous fights, always 1 on 1 I have been beaten down (can take a good amount of beats) and I have also done the beat down.
The best beat down was when I was fighting to protect my family and it was a guy that easily out weighed me by 30+ lbs. My knuckles are farely sharp so they tend to cut the face when they meet it. I have lost more fights than I have one, but I don't stop until they are done or someone breaks up the fight.

>>729795604
from the times you were outnumbered and lost, what was it that caused you being attacked?

>>729793361
>25 german male
>175 cm
>75 kg
>16 years judo
>never lost a fight surprisingly

>>729793361
>24
>5'11 185
>dont practice
>outnumbered ya but just once
>fought 2 guys bigger than me. one was much bigger but i choked him out

>>729795802
>fighting to protect my family
wass your home being broken into or what?

21, 5'10", 150-ish.
Bit of karate, got to green belt before it got too pricey to keep going.
Never been in a straight up fight outside sparring, other than kiddie stuff.
There were a bunch of big guys in my dojo, it was fun to go up but I knew they'd waste me in an actual fight.

5'11, 170lbs, 25 years
Started in muay thai for a couple years, BJJ for like 5 years on and off, blue belt under a Machado school. Went to a few MMA gyms around town for about half a year each.
I've never been in a fight outside the gym, but I'd probs be alright, but I'd rather not fight anybody.

>>729795604
Have you ever called your mother a wookie whore?

Because she is one.

File: IMG_1148.png (16KB, 644x688px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 644x688px

>>729793361
I'm 6'12, 460 lbs, master of every martial art and some alien ones, and I piss liquid acid into the eyes of my foes after analing then in pitched combat.

> everyone

>>729796025
Nope... got a call from the misses when I was at a friends, some dude was sitting outside our place drinking beers cause he was in love with the neighbour and he had been told to leave repeatedly by both our neigbour and my misses. On my way home I didn't think he would be there but when I got there, sure enough there he was sitting drinking and I lost my shit, I remember grabbing him by the shirt and was like omfg he is solid and way bigger than me, luckily I had some previous fight experience and tons of practice fighting with my best friend.
The guy never came back around.

>>729795826
There were several different reasons.

Once it was the x of a chick I was dating at the time. 3:1 in a fight where you get jumped, isn't exactly a good plan for victory.

Another time, it was simply my constitutional inability to keep my mouth shut. I have a smart mouth, and a quick whit. And if someone says something stupid, I absolutely can NOT stop myself from saying something about it. I did it at a pig roast about 6 years ago. Turns out telling someone they sound like they spent too much time at the front of a prison shower conga line can REALLY earn you a beating.

There were other times, but those were the two that REALLY stand out in my mind.

>>729796469
that's badass, when was the last time you lost one?

File: FB_IMG_1488666826184.jpg (79KB, 1151x1152px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 1151x1152px

I'm 28, 6.2 and about 85kg
I've boxed at an amateur level on and off since I was about 12
When I was around 16/17 I got jumped, I was a cocky Bastard and thought I could do some super hero shit, ended up in hospital after being knocked unconscious and left with 2 broken ribs, I'd you ever outnumbered just RUN fuck everything else you won't win

>>729793361
6'4. 120lbs. had some kung-fu ish training. little on the fat side now. There was one guy, who had it out for me for a long time. Never knew why.

Jump on me after sports, when I was about 25. Came with a fit friend who - quite professionally - tried not to really touch or attack me. Attacks came in with fist first, but I didn't wanted to fight
and I blocked him quite well, without counter attacking. Made him mad. So he tried to kick me in the stomach. After the third kick I moved to the right, took his leg as a lever and counter kicked him in the face, seriously broke his face. Quite extreme bleeding. Went down immediately. Now other guys came, didn't know what was happening. Some where his friends, lots of posture, but they didn't knew what happened. I was just staring at his broken nose, waiting for the next attack, from anyone, when his sidekick tried to hit me with a flying neck fist shit. Probably felt 1/10th of it, because some other guy just drop kicked him out of air, breaking two ribs, and especially his pride.

Cleanup was mess, cops, all that. Thought had to go in front of judge, but he pleaded out. Didn't saw any of them again. If it wasn't for the guy who helped me they probably would have knocked me out and who knows what else.

>19, 6'3, 205
>kickboxing since i was 3/4, boxing since 5, krav since 11/12, nin-jutsu for fun at like 16
>this st patricks day got mobbed by a group of english lads on my way home from work, 4 or 5 im not sure as i was drinking, ended up with a broken nose but got the better of them after some dirty tricks
>nope

>>729793361
i love mocking dudes, to get them to punch me in the face about 3 times until they run away because they cant do anything and are afraid

File: 1492059965311.gif (999KB, 250x197px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 250x197px

I have a black belt in origami

>>729796626
fuck what a pussy to gang up on you with his friends over a fucking ex. How bad was it?
by your stats it looks like you're pretty strong

>>729796192
No. but my mother and I have plenty of our own issues. We haven't spoken in over 11years. And she knows, she's going to die with the knowledge that her only son hates her.

43
5'10
100kg
7yrs Tae KwonDo
4yrs Aikido
5yrs Wing chun
3yrs-current karate/jujitstu
Many fights in club
10 -15 street fights
not really lost just sustained more damage that would have liked.

>>729796698
>2 broken ribs
shiiieeet did you get stomped?
also dat you in the pic?

>>729793361
>23 - 6' - 180
>bb1dan tkd, some boxing, some wrestling
>not really been jumped but was drunk af and got destroyed immediately
>yeah

>>729796669
Numerous years ago guy I was going toe to toe with somehow pulled my shirt over my head and fed me about a dozen uppercuts, I couldnt see anything cause blood was in my eyes. Another guy came over and pulled us apart.

>>729796777
>6'4
>120 lbs
>a little on the fat side

>>729797000
I was too busy sleeping but I assume so..

Yes my last fight just before Christmas, I've had to take a step back from competing because of work and my lack of interest in getting punched in the face.

>>729793361
>21 , 5'11
>did muay Thai growing up
>mostly headcover/close gaps and headbut and throw elbows
>I fought one fatty
>swept the leg while I shoved his head down
>outnumbered only once as well
>2 on 4 and it ended pretty even

>>729793361
Yeah a few times.
First two I went and smacked the biggest guy then stared down the others and ordered them to look after thier friend and take him home...3 one time and 4 the other, big guy had a big club of shitty lightweight wood.
A weekish ago got mugged by 4 guy in france infront of literally a hundred brave french. I was super depressdd about my ex so didn't even try to defend myself....was v.lucky since none of them could fight so the blows to my head were weak as shit, but since i'm a pacifist and my ex was violent i didnt have an anger responce any.ore...meant i kept throwing them...and me...to the concrete grou d relestedly cor ten mins....fucking no one intervined dude. Faith in humanity took more of a knock than me...

>>729793361
21
6'1"
170 lbs
Kickboxing
Usual sparring partner has about 30lbs on me

>>729797134
>120
Good catch, i meant 210. Back then.
Now its more 250 ;)

>>729796910
6 stitches to my scalp, a category 1 concussion (getting kicked in the head REALLY sucks) the metacarpals below my pinky and ring fingers of my left hand were broken. A cracked off molar on my upper jaw. And 2 cracked ribs on my right side. They beat the everlovin SHIT outta me.

Gut punch, power bomb, Boston crab (Walls of Jericho, youngfags)

31, 6'6, 270lbs
Never learned to fight
never been in a fight
I've rough-housed with brothers and cousins.

People always try to get along with me, rather than fuck with me. I've never been in a fight my entire life, not even as a teen. prob my size intimidates most people.

>>729797463
dude that's beyond fucked up, did the girl see that happen?
also elaborate on how your metacarpals broke and ribs cracked?

>>729793361
Do internet battles count?

Me and a buddy would smoke a joint or a bowl and than fight each other till we were covered in sweat or ready to smoke some more, we could easily go for a good hour. Once I tried a one in punch on him and broke his rib, it was amazing.

>21
>72"
>250 lb
Wrestled from grade school to middle school, started playing football, joined the Army and started to learn MACP.

>Broken up uneven fights because I don't like it, I don't like unintentional violence, or unnecessary violence.

>When I wrestled I placed fourth because I wrestled a kid in a different weight class and he destroyed me.

>4
>3'1
>48 pounds
>none
>yes. Billy and Jimmy raped me
>daddy beats me

>>729793361
6'3 225 play sports such as divegrass baseball and basketball, haven't fought anybody since school

>>729796698
>you ever outnumbered just RUN fuck everything else you won't win

probably solid advice but still, I have to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3IPe0OL5TY

>>729798055
whats your mos?

>>729797693

No she didn't see the fight, thank god. It was bad enough she had to see me AFTER the fight, when she picked me up at the hospital. She cried about what happened to me for three days.

My metacarpals broke because I was stupid, and tried to land a punch wrong. Your index, and middle finger knuckles hurt THEM. Your pinky and ring finger knuckles hurt YOU. My own punch, to the side of the guy's head broke my own hand.

The ribs... I honestly can't say WHEN exactly that happened. I took a couple of REALLY hard body shots while I was standing. AND I got kicked in the ribs a few times every time they knocked me down.

i cant see without my glasses

The other day I was wondering, could someone who has never learned any martial art stand a chance against someone who did? lol

>what's your age, height and weight?
23, 170cm (5'7 if I'm not mistaken), 70Kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Tracks & Fields, no martial arts
Got in a lot of fight because I'm a manlet and they thought they could take me down easily.
Got my ass kicked a few times and got the chance to kick some ass too. I'd say I have a 40-50% win ratio at the moment.

>>729798209
divegrass can be pretty violent depending on who you're playing against

I'm 6'3" and 320 lbs and anyone in the world could kick my ass.

>>729798278
you're lucky they didnt kill you
body shots and kicks are real nasty can really fuck up your organs, can definitely tell they were trying to hurt you bad

did they just jump you in the street?

>>729793361
>25 6.2 198
>Archery
>nope sometimes other way around depending on what they did.
>nope. Fought a buffed out 5.5 drunk nog once and won. Makes me believe muscles don't mean shit in a scrap. Experience>fitness

>>729795604
>6'1''. And I weigh 225lbs
that fat or muscle son?

>>729798246
11B

33 5'6 180
Odds and ends, football, cricket, bit of Tennis and Footgolf every so often.
Yep, took a guy down and choked him til.he started going blue, then negotiated with his mates to fuck off or he dies.
Most likely, never really asked, it's not often I do fight.

>>729798732
Caught me walking back to my place, after I walked up to the store for a pack of cigarettes.I was maybe 2 blocks from home when it happened.

29/5''8/164/some karate some boxing/ yes/ and yes.

Plenty wins plenty losses lol loved fighting too much round 16-20

Got jumped at a party once and was the only one not bleeding lol. I was drunk af and still have no idea how i pulled that one off.

>>729798826
Bit of both. I work a very physical job. But I don't hit the gym, and I eat a HORRIBLE diet. Plus, I like my beer, and cigarettes. So while I'm physically strong, and bulky, I don't have a sculpted body in the least.

>>729793361
2x, 5'9", 164lbs
a little bit of muy thai, jujitsu, tae kwon do, and street
I've been outnumbered but I keep fighting even if I'm bloodied up. I always lose if I'm outnumbered.
I've fought people heavier than me many times because I used to be very skinny, and I'm still relatively skinny but I mostly got muscle.

Growing up, I was always in a bad home and a bad neighborhood. I also used to look like the guy you'd want to pick on. I'd always get beaten up, but I keep on going. I've gotten good at fighting against the average Joe now. I have an idea how an untrained person fights to the point that they're relatively predictable. The last untrained guy I fought needed stiches for his lip.

If I were up against a guy that trains though, I'd be no match if he's any good. I have fought guys that formally train. I always lost to those guys, but I did mess up a boxer once and that's about it. I landed a solid kick into his stomach and he collapsed to the ground; the stomach makes a peculiar bloop jello noise when you got a gut. He was good at blocking and my fists had a very hard time connecting with his face.

I honestly would rather not fight anyone, but some people like to look for trouble and I end up having no choice. I'm always scared confronting someone, but I face it and just push through.

>>729793361
>5 11
>285
>wretled greco roman for 4 years
>1 semester submission wreslting in college before i dropped out
>run a 11 minute mile
>i work a manual job where i have to lift 136 lbs bags all day

people dont try to fight me. youd have to shoot me.

yeah, there is a guy on here. His name is John and he hates every single one of us faggots

File: 1491702447516.jpg (261KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 900x900px

>19
>6'3
>160lbs (literally zero fat)
>no sports or martial arts but I work construction
>never outnumbered
>fought guys with 100lbs+ on me because i'm only 160

>>729799569
hahaha

>>729799343
which of those arts was the most useful when you were outnumbered?

18 50kg 8"
every martial art there is
yes in every fight (and i win)
yes once i fought someone who was 100kg (i killed him shit was cash)

>>729799773
dude ur so funny. post ur hands pussy

>>729795877
Feels good don't it?

been in a few fights.

6'1, 260 lbs. Work out regularly but don't do any real fight-training. Small mercy that most of the dude that try to pick fights are dumbfucks who have like 1 yr karate, which isn't enough to take on someone 100 lbs heavier than you.

I've also had my -ass- handed to me before,but truthfully I had it coming because I was being a shit.

>>729799178
Either you're the best liar, or the first honest person, ever on /b/

>>729793361
Age: 23
Height: 192cm
Weight: 95 kilograms

No martial art but i train with a Kanabo, and work on my speed since i already have the power

Once fought 3 abo's outside of a 7/11 who tried to hit on my girlfriend, initiated the fight because i knew it was comming, slammed into one guy first with my entire body weight and grounded him, backed up and started brawling with the other two trying to keep minimize as much blows to the face as possible managed to KO one quickly but the other guy was a fast cunt and his friend was recovering police came @ that point and everything was abruptly stopped abo's fled left their buddy and we lied to the police guy and said they threw the first punch
>feelsgoodtobeawhiteguyinaustralia.jpg

Believe it or not i fought a chick that was a land whale, was in my friends house and she was amped up on crack or something man, i trip and bump into her and she starts being a dramatic autist and screams "You killed my baby" (she thought she was pregnant but everyone knew it was an attention scam) i tell her to settle the fuck down and she loses her shit, there was a knife sitting on the kitchen bench which i sorta saw her hand start moving in that general direction and just instant reacted smashed her as hard as i could in the face full fist she didn't go down to my amazement she just stumbled and put her hands on the kitchen table turns around and start smacking me with girly punches her full body weight behind them she must have collapsed with exhaustion or something cuse she managed to ground me and wail on me and screech like an autist my mate comes and tries to pull her off but she must have been 200 kilos at the very least it was like a wrecking ball was on top of me i was suffocating in her fat folds lol, i roll her off me with as much strength as i can muster stand up and kick the ever living shit out of her.

>>729798353
Knew someone in the harsher ages. Very agile guy, had anger issues, was like kickboxing-angel-of-vengeance with about 6'2, super lean and thin. Some people tried to fight him but he could give you three punches when other set one. A beast.

One night, some larger group who where not locals, tried to annoy him and his friends. Those others where trained athletes, but not trained in fights. Within 10 seconds he dropped like 4 of them. The last one was a triathlete, tad smaller, but quite muscular. Could take some. He waited. Then one serious hard punch to the chin. The beast fell that night, while the guy took away a two broken fingers from his punch.
The kickboxer then left the city, because there where just too many cases pending. At least that was the official story.

6ft 190lbs. I box but fighting in a ring and getting into a real fight are two very different things. I have gotten jumped by two guys once and was able to fight them off so I could run away. I also took my belt off and used it as a weapon when they started chasing after me and they backed off. You never know who has a weapon so its best to hit the bigger guy first and as hard as you can hopefully either knocking him out or putting him on the ground and then getting away. Just keep in mind if it isn't in the ring it isn't a fair fight and it is okay to fight dirty.

>>729793361
5'10
150lbs
Practiced for 7 years of drunken fighting

>>729793361
*teleports behind you*

Never did fight, only practice.
I'm 16 years old, 185cm 79kg
I have been doing krav maga for about 3 years and am pretty good at kicking

>>729798980
I've had worse. 5'9", 115, 40 yrs old, autistic bad. couple niggers jumped me and tried to choke me out. Saw I had an empty wallet, went apeshit. Broke my arm in three places as cop showed up, then they meth-ed out and tried to stab/shoot him. Never did find out what happened to those mindless neanderthals

DEATH TO NIGGERS
DEATH TO JEWS
DEATH TO ASIANS
DEATH TO ANYTHING THAT IS NOT WHITE
DEATH TO ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ME

File: IMG_1371.jpg (834KB, 2592x1936px) Image search: [Google]

834KB, 2592x1936px

>>729798820
Every scrap I've been in I only had to use one hand. Feels good.

>>729800459
I've practiced that too! My favorite style is Beer Mug to the Dome!

>20,180cm,73kg
>Judo 2 years, Japanese Jiu-Jutsu 9 years (until black belt), okinawan kobudo 6 years (green belt). Currently: Krav maga 3 years and Pencak Silat 6 months
>Only during sparring
>Only during sparring, at krav maga we tend to train fighting unfair fights so multiple opponents and guys vs smaller girls etc.

6'3" 220-230 23 years old. Football, wrestling, and honestly just a stupid gym faggot for the most part. Only real fight I've been in was with a team mate, I guess.

>>729800857
>5'9''
>115

I remember what it was like when I was in 10th grade too

>>729800968
Once saw a guy hold a mug from the bottom and shove it in to a guy's mouth. Same thing that happened on trainspotting

>>729799866
Definitely Muay Thai.
I've got jumped by a group, and I tried to do ground work on one of them, I just ended up getting kicked by the other guys. I was 16 at the time.

-31, 170cm, 69kg
-Karate when i was kid, now floorball
-Yes I have, 2vs1 and I won, rule is, that you hit first, then you have chance to win.
-No

>>729801540
What is this floorball?

>>729793659

>PS

Things that never happened - the post

>>729796133
>
Dubs, also this is the only valid response. "But I'd rather not fight anybody" fuck the rest of these b tards making up shit about how they fuck other dudes up. get the fuck out you mma wanna be retards

>>729801726
You try to wrestle a giant heavy ball from your opponent before they take it to their side of the mat. It's a fun game

26 (was 21-22 i think) 6'6 230
did tae kwon do for ~11yrs, various other MA for a few years
two guys tried to jump me in college, one grabbed me and pulled me into an alley. stabbed him with my pocket knife and hit the other guy with my backpack (had scrap metal and clay from art supplies in it roughly 50+ pounds)

>im surprised i didnt get arrested

>>729793361
I was in 8th grade, a senior football player started picking on my little sister and her friends. I felt pressure to protect them and I was naïve enough to think I could just talk the guy out of picking on little girls. So I came up to him to talk. a crowd formed. He was taunting me and I came across as condescending as I tried to sound reasonable. Pissed him off. Finally, he went to push me, I stepped backwards and started falling off the curb. As I fell, I reached out to grab anything to stop falling. What I grabbed was him, and somehow I twisted in air (not intentionally) and he went face first into the asphalt street with his and my full weights on it. He was scraped up bad, but when he pulled his hands back from his face and saw they were covered with blood, he started sobbing. Sort of embarrassing.

Anyway, it was all an accident, but I got a great but undeserved reputation as a great fighter. More importantly, to this day my sister thinks I am the greatest thing ever. Which is an amazing confidence booster. Changed who I am.

im a black belt in 18 physical disciplines, i've personally fought off 20 men in a chinese drunken master brawl and I'm 13 feet tall with a 45 foot long dick

I was CEO of a fortune 500 at age 16, AMA

File: 12234882_207030399629430_8977832447168189389_n.jpg (90KB, 645x912px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 645x912px

>what's your age, height and weight?
21/6ft/85kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Karate (6/16)
Boxing currently (1.5 years)
>have you ever been outnumbered in a fight?
Yes
Me and a friend against ~15 angry gang chicanos.
Ended up really bad 0/10 would not recommend
>ever fought someone much heavier than you (20lbs + difference)
Only once, no big deal tbh.

187, 75kg, 30 years, never been in an actual fight, played lots of tekken and watched some martial arts movies. I can take on the world

>>729799923
Yup. Until i finally lost one.

49 184cm, 85kgs
Earlier days trained boxing 4 sessions a week.
When I was younger could hold my own, mainly due to technique. Now, reflexes are a bit slower, so probably not as confident.
Get older, learn to avoid fights.

>>729793361
I own a gun.

>>729793361
>27, 6'2, 200lbs
> A little bit of brawling
> Yes, but they didn't want to fight
> I've gotten my clavicle snapped when taking down a 300+ 6'5 guy
I'm /fit/ and people tend to be intimidated, but it's mainly at bars and the beach. I live in Panama City Beach where spring break used to be nuts. You had to learn to never back down. I've lost a few fights but won more.
I try to talk out the situation before anything happens because I don't believe in just punching to solve situations.

>>729793361
-I'm 26, 5'10", 150 lbs
-I played football in high school, nothing now but visit the gym twice a week
-I once got jumped by a group of 3 in Albuquerque, I knocked one out but of course I was quelled by the other two. (You can be the strongest man on planet Earth, yet pussies in large groups will always triumph over you)
-I'm only 150 pounds so of course. Most of them are either beefier than me or fatasses. Nearly every fight I've been in has been with someone heavier than me

Not a fighter, got lucky once. Ten miles into Mexico outside bar at closing. Like 5 vatos jump out of this blue Caprice, jump my buddies about 100 feet in front of me and the girl. I run, come into this guys side from behind right as he's about to swing a tire iron at Nick, tagged his ribs and he dropped, wheezing. Some other skinny one comes at me with a straight from front kick, I don't know how my mind made it happen, but backed up, smacked his foot downward, bringing his face towards me, straight lined his nose into cosmetic surgery, blood fucking everywhere. Ran like hell with Nick and Ricky, got to the girl's car, made out ducking with police lights flashing off building while the guy we paid 5 bucks to watch the car told the Chapuceros cops we went other way. Went to a taqueria and ate like kings. Fucked my crush that night cause I saved her from the scary vatos. Live forever in Mexico as the Gringo who saved the fucking day. Epic.

>>729804280
Then the Caprice clapped

>>729803312
dude you sound cool as shit, what industry

>22, 6'2", 210
>Lift heavy shit all day as an occupation
>Jumped by 3 niggers when I was 17, nearly died
>Beat the fuck out of a dude in the neighborhood of 250 a few weeks ago

Probably been in ~20 fights in my life. I'm a very angry person and don't take kindly to rudeness.

https://discord.gg/k3mgn8b

Got the shit kicked outta me only once by some meathead and his posse.

File: 12489258_930515280367768_8660999342752487860_o.jpg (169KB, 1090x1606px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1090x1606px

>>729804184
Me before bulk

>>729804765
Your facial structure is that of an Easter island head.

This guy talking again >>729795604 . And after reading through this thread again, I can tell you one thing in all honesty OP. The people who tell you to talk your way OUT of a fight, have it right. Always try it first. Just be aware. It doesn't always work. And you need to be aware of when talking simply will not stop the inevitable. Once you see that talking will not work, SWING FIRST! Land that first shot. AND KEEP ON SWINGING! Don't stop until they either go limp, or you re pulled off of them. The second you stop, is the second they can turn around and smash seven shades of shit out of you.

>>729793361
Currently 29 years old, 5 foot 9 inches, something around 130 pounds

I do not practice any sport or martial art

I have been outnumbered in almost every fight I've ever been in

Yes, I have fought someone who had 80 pounds and was 6 foot 2 inchs. Some black thug nigger wanna-be when I was in high school.

I have never lost a fight, but that is due to two things:
A. Most of them happened when I was younger and in much better shape
B. I am extremely vicious when provoked and instinctively go after vulnerable areas like the eyes and throat.


I don't claim to be a 'master of combat' or some tough guy or anything like that, but anyone who has ever been in a real fight in which two parts were actually trying to seriously hurt each other will tell you the same thing I'm about to tell you, and that is that you don't need to be the biggest, or the strongest, or the fastest, or even the smartest, you have to be the most malicious. If you have the ability to ignore inborn empathy (or if you have no empathy like me) and can do things that other people would hesitate to do, you will win almost every fist fight you get involved in. Dirty fighting works.

>>729805011
You should see my hairline
It's Easter island plus doctor house combined

File: 239.png (283KB, 200x295px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 200x295px

>>729805151
>outnumbered in almost every fight
>I have never lost a fight

I'm calling bullshit.

File: gbP8UsE (1).jpg (119KB, 478x638px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 478x638px

>>729804765
because u think bulking means u can fight pussy?

48 years old. 6 ft tall, 225 pounds. Was walking last week and the nigger came up behind me and I ducked. He missed with his swing. I swang my cane and walloped him in the neck. One.thing led to another and I did not get arrested.

56, 6'0", 270
Cycle, hike, 100 push-ups daily
Wrestled 4 years varsity in high school
Various martial arts over the years
6 years Army Military Police
20+ years civilian law enforcement
I can't begin to count the number of physical altercations I've been in. Hundreds. When I was an MP in Germany it was like fight club in our barracks.
I have very hard hands and know how to throw knock out punches with both left and right hands. My wrestling background was my best weapon. The ability to take someone to the ground, immobilize them, and put them to sleep - is priceless.

>>729805516
No bullshit. Most of them were schoolyard bullshit when I was 17 and 18, big brawls where everyone beats the shit out of each other for no real good reason.

I managed to never be knocked unconscious or injured bad enough that I couldn't walk away.

>>729801540
implying people who do karate are able to have a street fight my sides

>>729799869
Anon beating on obese people and snuffing them fml

>>729805777
Hahahaha I never implied that, you loose minded twat
I said that was before I bulked.

>>729805935
Dang bro pretty awesome.

>>729806502
youre a fucking dog shit that never had a proper cage fight come @ me fag

File: image.jpg (102KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 1080x720px

>>729793361
43
5'10
155lbs
Combat training in the police academy
Was jumped and sucker punched by a 6'1' 220lbs meat head body builder. I was scraped and bruised up something pretty bad. He lost sight in his left eye and the top part of his right ear.

Protip: There's no holding your own in a fight. There is being the most fierce in a fight, that's it.

>>729805880
Why did he swing at you for? I've never met a nog in real life that wasint violent/piece of shit.

File: tall-tales-on-b.jpg (106KB, 600x305px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 600x305px

oh man, /b/ , my sides

>>729807060
You are very right sir. The most aggressive one with the most stanima wins every time

>>729806201
You can walk away and still lose a fight. Just because they didn't put you to sleep, doesn't mean you won.

>>729806687
It wouldn't be fair
6'2 vs a 5'9

File: Hitler Was Right Kill The Weak.jpg (98KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 960x960px

>>729793361

>32yo 6'5" 214lb
>Box, Judo and Jujutsu, milling (In Royal Marines)
>yep, 3 to one (twice)
>yep, I'm big, but I fought a fucking massive pikie in the "Duke of Clarence" pub in Luton, he was about 6'9" and must have weighed 320lbs

Fucking doubt me and hate me you limp-wristed greasy basement dwelling unfit fat fucks, you libtard newfag bitches can fuck off too, went to Afghan twice and pinged some tally-ho's!

Did muay thai for close to 4 years.And Taikwondo for 6 months (which was shit. Its more like going to school than a martial art)
But im fatter and slower and not flexible anymore.
Id rely heavily on boxing and elbows. Which wasnt my strong point as i was more of a kicker/knee'r.

So i thonk my ambition probably out weighs my skill. In conclusion id probably have a 50/50 Chance these days.

>>729807326
>The most aggressive one with the most stanima wins every time
Wrong. Go up against a skilled fighter and your aggression and stamina will get you nowhere. When I rock you with an overhand right and then deliver a brutal liver punch - your superior stamina will disappear on a millisecond.

>>729793361
19yo, 6ft 150lbs dont practice any true technique just have ma gloves and a bag. Spar with y buddy who is the same size but has had self defense training.

>>729807455
implying in 5'9 fml stay ugly virgin

>22 years old
>Trained judo from ages 8 - 15
>Started MMA last year, go 2x per week
>6'5 good frame but slightly overweight
>78' reach


Having my first amateur fight in 3 weeks time. I've only been in a handful of street fights, lost a few

I'll probably get my ass kicked

>>729806201
>managed to never be knocked unconscious or injured bad enough that I couldn't walk away

I've won fights I never even threw a punch in. Not being knocked out means jack shit. Walking away means jack shit. You can lose and still be standing.

>>729807914
>I'll probably get my ass kicked
If you believe that you need to condition your mind.

>>729793361
20
1.80
~78

i fight with my laziness everyday

File: 1489081858088.jpg (9KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 225x225px

>>729807830
>deliver a brutal liver punch
A punch or kick to the liver is about the single most devastating shot you can take. It will LITERALLY shut you the fuck down.

>>729808066
Condition my balls faggot

>>729793361

31
I train with 3 MMA guys
1 Braziian Jiu Jitsu instructor
been out numbered in plenty of fights, you have to know when to run the fuck away or call for backup, this isn't the movies.
Fighting a bigger person who is untrained is easier than fighting a person your same size or smaller who is untrained.

only been training for about a year and can hold my own in the ring, I'm better on the ground than standing up.
BTW I'm also a police officer.

>>729807914
>I'll probably get my ass kicked
If you're not going there to win, don't go. If you think you're gonna lose, you're GONNA lose. Go in there to WIN. Go in there KNOWING you're gonna fight like you WANT to win. Or don't bother going. It'll just be a waste of your trainer's time otherwise.

>>729808478
>>729808478

oh I'm also 200lbs about 5'11 or 6'0 depends on the day

>>729795604
Shut up pussy you never fought shit

>>729793361
25, 6'2", 185lbs.
Crane style 1 year. Skiing.
No fights, try to avoid aggressive situations.
Don't think I would have much of a problem heavier. If they were a well disciplined fighter it would be an issue.

>>729807977
>managed to never be knocked unconscious or injured bad enough that I couldn't walk away
I've been knocked out on my feet 2x. I didn't go down - but I was fucking rocked. The one time I was aware but my noggin wasn't working right. It was terrifying because I was still fighting, I knew I was fighting, but I couldn't focus enough to make my body do what I wanted.
The other time I was smacked in the head with a club. If I had gone down I'd be dead but I fought my way out of a jam. I have zero memory for about 30 minutes and then suddenly it's like my brain rebooted. I was badly concussed with a skull fracture behind my ear - but I didn't go down.

>>729793361
Yes I can hold my own
>22, 6'2", 250lbs
>rugby
>yes and won
>yeah a fat guy that thought he was tough shit

once you learn how to throw a punch you can win any street fight

File: 1492506410505.gif (1MB, 320x213px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x213px

I cant fight for shit.

I can however get punched in the face a lot and still stand.

>>729794473
You have issues man, why would you even want to hurt a friend. Typical manlet.

File: imagef.jpg (162KB, 901x1200px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 901x1200px

>>729807830
You know that you've just proven the point that the more aggressive stamina driven fighter wins. Your training has given you focused aggression and stamina that beats an untrained angry brute

I've sharpened my cock to a lethal point, able to penetrate sheets of tempered steel with just a thrust. No man or woman can repel my pocket spear.

>>729809135
diamonds - respect

>>729808230
I was a correctional officer and I used to spar with an inmate just to kill time and fuck around. I could pound on that fucker with heavy blows and he'd just patiently wait until he had the right angle and he'd punch me with a liver shot. I don't care how tough you think you are - when you get a liver shot your body bails on you and you are helpless as a baby.

>>729793361
33, 6' and 185 lbs. Wing chun, some jiujitsu. Yes. Yes. Lost when outnumbered, still got away with nothing worse than a bruised up leg. Dominated when outweighed (opponent was a ripped gym rat, 250 pounds plus, but telegraphed his punches like a goddamn idiot).

>21
> 190cm 130KG
> MMA and Boxing not too long
> Nope
> Hardly since im not simply fat

I think it was a dare. He wasn't expecting me to duck. And he damn sure wasn't expecting a crushed windpipe. He was going to sucker punch me. Should have heard him cry about his throat. Didn't need to hit him twice. Neighbors thought I should ho to jail because he was 16. Cops said self defense. I figure I'll get my truck keyed. Worth it.

>>729793361
I have won fights, but all the ones I have been involved in were incredibly one sided. Most of the time the aggressor wins, and that wasn't usually me. I can take a beating pretty well though.

>>729808735
It must be nice to be that sure about everything in the world.

>>729808859
A club? Define please? Outside of D&D and some shitty MMORPG's who the fuck uses a club?

>>729809378
This is so true it hurts (pun intended) I've both given and taken liver blows. It's like your whole body shuts off for a minute. All you can do is just lay there, spasm, and gasp for air.

Fighting is for faggots who are insecure. My last fight i was pulled into went like this:

>be me, 22
>6 '1, 235lbs semi-pro bodybuilder
>I'm the funny guy who makes a joke of everything and laughs the loudest in the room ... everything is a joke to me
>I've trained with San Jose SWAT (MERGE Dept.) for 5 years in Police Judo, 6 years of Akido and Golden Gloves boxing for 7 years
>Did it all cuz I was the smallest kid growing up and insecure about always being small (so this explains why I body build, do "MMA" and all that stupid shit) … I wanted to look tough and be “scary” like a dumbass insecure faggot would want
>quit caring about all this shit after I was bigger than most and learned faggots worry about fights

>Partying at a house where some guy is lipping off to my friends girlfriend, calls her a cunt and all this shit.
>Immediately lose my smile
>DONT TALK TO WOMAN LIKE THAT YOU BETA FUCK
>Friend was 150lbs tiny guy so I'm not mad he doesn’t stand up for himself, this asshole just happened to strike a cord with something emotionally deep within me and would have said the same thing regardless of friendship
>go back to laughing and shrug guy off
>Go outside and then leave

10 days later
>same house, another party, approach guy I spoke to about being a fuck head
>I apologize for being blunt but explain to him it wasn't an okay thing to do, however, I have no bad blood and genuinely wished I wouldn't have yelled at him the way I did.
>He says "no problem" and disappears
>go outside to chill
cont.

>While outside, he comes at me with his group of bros calling me a “pussy bitch”
>I agree and say "I'm a pussy bitch”
>Starts laughing at me and calling me a scared faggot for admitting I’m a bitch
>I just say “Sorry for upsetting you”
>keeps coming at me and I finally realize there is no way out of a fight
>Explain to him "I dont want to hurt anyone"
>his 3 friends scoff and yell "who says you wont get hurt bitch?"
>Laugh and say "c'mon, no one needs to get hurt, me or any of you."
>My calm, passive demeanor isn't what was expected
>they realize they look stupid in front of the growing crowd outside
>Burk (the main dude trying to fight me) pushes me
>Immediately look at surroundings and see what to use to my advantage
>standing in middle of street I see 2 parked cars and a the mailboxes on a pole on the curb
>politely warn Burk “Don’t do this please. Lets just go inside and drink it off” while walking him in to the path of the mail boxes so they are behind him and his buddies are standing next to 2 parked cars.
>Burk pushes me again (as expected) and with my full body weight push through his arms and slam him in to the mailboxes, causing him to drop
>grab his buddy on the left by the throat and slam his head backwards on car bumper (he doesn’t get back up for awhile)
>Akido kicks in and grab the guy on the right by his wrist as he swings at me and pull him across my body to redirect his force
>He runs in front of Burk, preventing him from hitting me and trips over buddy on the ground.
>Burk has his arms up and starts yelling fuck you (thanks for the easy target)
>lace him up in a standing rear naked choke and knee him repeatedly in the ACL of his knee.
>Burk attempts to collapse on ground and with the choke hold, slips deeper in to choke and passes out
>his buddies get up, square up toward me as I lay Burk on the ground
cont.

>>729793361
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you stop them http://www.deleteip.com

>Grab now unconscious Burk by his hair and repeatedly slam his face into the asphalt each time they make a move towards me
(Police Judo teaches you to focus on one adversary and continually hurt them badly to ward off multiple combatants)
>Blood is spraying off the ground with each hit Burk’s head takes from the ground
>One guy runs inside house and grabs a knife, my friend gets his 9mm out of his car.
>At this point I apologize to everyone, say “I’m sorry, you win” and leave
>No way am I going to jail for these faggots
>Never saw Burk after that
>Never got in a fight after that.
>Learned my lesson about hurting people and how sick it made me feel
I’m glad I could protect myself and friend but I would prefer to never live that night ever again.
Moral of story about fighting: Fighting is for faggots.

yes i'm 17 6'5" 240 I have kick boxed, I play football, Rugby and lacrosse, no people don't really try to pick fights with me, yes another lineman on the football team didn't last long coaches broke it up.

>>729809885
>A club? Define please?
A 40" oak riot baton. Military issue. The 502nd MP company was deployed to deal with Cuban refugee riots at Fort Chaffee Ark. When the 1st line when in we were quickly overwhelmed and our weapons used against us.
http://www.arktimes.com/arkansas/1980-crisis-at-ft-chaffee/Content?oid=964922

>>729810187
cool blog

>>729793361

>what's your age, height and weight?
28 year, 1,90m (6,2 retards), 75kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
kendo as a kid, muay thay today, learned a technique or other from various arts
>have you ever been outnumbered in a fight?
yes and i regret it, always carry a weapon since then
>ever fought someone much heavier than you (20lbs + difference)
yes and i can hande myself standing, i'm pretty agile but on the ground weight is key

>>729810793
Thanks?

>23 5'6 and 160
>did tae kwon do jiu jitsu and kendo from 12 to 17 then did boxing from 18 to 22
>in tae kwon do we had sparring days where it was 2 versus 1 fml
>have sparred against olympic gold medalists and grand masters that were way taller and heavier than me as punishment for being a dumb fuck in the dojo

>mfw now I have guns

6'2
220lbs
Eight years training out of an MMA gym. BJJ, Muy Thai, Wrestling, Boxing, and Judo.

In my 30's now. Slower than I used to be, but much more skilled, and physically stronger since I put on weight.

Have an amateur record of 6/2. Went pro for two years and went 3/2.

Not the most awesome record, but far from the worst.

I have learned that I'm far more badass than the average untrained guy on the street.

I have also learned that I'm not nearly as badass as a lot of guys who are natural athletes who also train with me.

I have a really deep respect for just how fragile humans are because I've had my ass whooped hundreds of times.

I've won many more sparring matches and fights than I've ever lost, and the only thing it has taught me is just where my breaking point is and just how easy it is to get hurt.

I like to teach children these days, and new guys coming into the gym. It's what I enjoy.

I stopped getting in the cage last year and "hung up the gloves", so to speak. It just wasn't worth another concussion and they started happening far more often than I was ready to admit.

It is what it is. I can lose any fight if a lucky punch lands, even against someone smaller and unskilled, I know that because I know exactly what it is like to get hit just the right way. But, I've choked out, knocked out, and beat down more guys who are actually trained and skilled than I can remember, so I would say compared to an "average guy", it would be like slapping around a child for me.

I know from experience, I've had hundreds of "average guys" walk in on their first night, and it is exactly like slapping around a child.

On my first night I got slapped around like a child too.

That's the reality of being a REAL fighter, not just some street-bitch who thinks he can fight.

>>729798333
I see those trips