Hey 4chan, Who is someone you fucked you shouldn't have?

>>729770922
exGF's mom. I still can't foget those big'ol boobies

>>729770922
>>729771181
story ?

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uncle's girlfriend, I was 16 at the time, she was 32. Shit was cash.

>>729770922
wat a shitty photoshop

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>>729770922
>>729771454
Wife brags about my dick size a lot.
Her sister got curious, barged into the shower one day. Loved what she saw.
I fucked her 32Gs right there in the shower.
Felt terrible instantly.

That wore off after she kept sending me amazing pictures.
So now we sneak off when ever we can.

She came over to stay at our house recently.
She snuck into our (me and wife's) room in the middle of the night started giving me a blowie in my sleep. The slut had her sister right next to her.
So I went down stairs and fucked in her kitchen, like a gentleman. Got pics if you want?

My wife has a better face, but the sister has an unbelievable body, meh face, but ginger.

>>729772165
yes please

>>729771181
>>729771454
Got drunk and fucked.
After that I would only think about her mothers amazing tits during.
Told her during our break up argument. That face

>>729770922
Wifes cousin, caught both times in the act. She was inside and we were on the deck at my vacation house, 2nd time was on my boat, she was on the couch and we were on the flybridge. Would do again. Sisters friends. Peoples wives. Some fat chick on a shopping cart after the bar. Shouldn't have but that's what the times called for. No ragrets

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>>729772287
who me?

>>729771767
reply

>>729772529
yeah drop her pics

>>729772478
Wife's cousin hot?

>>729770922


MY AUNT. WE ARE WHITE. ONE OF MY UNCLES MARRIED A CRAZY KOREAN LADY,
SHE WAS ULTRA AGGRESSIVE WITH ME AND LITERALLY FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF ME FROM 18-21 THEN I TOLD HER TO STOP OR I WILL TELL EVERYONE WHAT HAPENED

>>729772529


PUMPER. I CAN TELL BY THE TWO TONE COCK.

>>729772854
How old was she when it happened?

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>>729772105
who me? nah all real.

Funny thing, my Wife had apparently sent her this pic, because she would believe her. I hope she sends it to her other sisters.

>>729772165


IT'S CRAZY WHEN YOUR WIFE BRAGS HOW HER SISTERS WANT TO FUCK YOU. MY WIFE HAS 4 SISTERS (2 HOT, 2 FAT AND UGLY) AND THEY ALL WANT TO FUCK ME FOR THE SOLE REASON I AM IN SHAPE AND HAVE A LARGE COCK.

ALSO, SHE'S PERSIAN AND PERSIANS ARE TOTAL WHORES. NEVER MARRY A PERSIAN.

>>729773038


SHE WAS ABOUT 33 WHEN IT STARTED BUT A HOT KOREAN. RARE IN THOSE DAYS., SHE TOOK CARE OF HERSELF. YOGA, FONDA TAPES ETC,.

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>>729772730
prepare for dump

>>729773123
Do they also type all in caps?

>>729773068


DO YOU PUMP? YOU HAVE PUMPER'S DISCOLORATION.

>>729773241


PROBABLY.

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>>729772916
Two tone? That my circumsion idiot

>>729773209
ready

>>729773434
mines the same, darker below the circumcision, ive never used a pump either.

Also, my wife has never bragged about my cock size to anyone as far as I know. So luckily/unluckily this has never happened to me.

>>729773434


LOL. ABOVE THAT SHIT FOR BRAINS.

A) NOT YOUR COCK
B) I KNOW WHO'S COCK THAT IS. HE'S ON LPSG AND HE INJECTS SALINE


NICE TRY THOUGH FAG

>>729773590


THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A LYING SCUM BAG. FANTASY OVER FAT VIRGINS.

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>>729773256
No I have never pumped, I already struggle to get fully hard, do want yo risk it. Although I could become legendary.

Thats the bed

>>729770922
Got involved with my girlfriend at the times mother then her 2 younger sisters with her mother.

>>729771767
K

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>>729773455
sorry got distracted by that guy

>>729773209
gonna dump?

>>729773813
No fucking way
Greentext? Pics?

>>729773813
what?

>>729773723


BIG DEAL LPG PIC THIEF

TIME STAMP OR GTFO

>>729770922
Your mom. Bitch won't stop calling.

Her name is Diane
She is a chubby older female from San Diego
Bat shit crazy (pills and the works)
Ex-military
Herpes Donor.

>>729773860
does she set those puppies free?

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>>729773889
Do you want anything in particular? I have loads?
I have a vid of fucking her in kitchen, although that might take a while to convert to webm.

>>729774228
I'd like full frontal
and that vid sounds nice, but if you could post it somewhere with sound that sounds even better

>>729774228
I'd love to see those tits in all their glory

>>729774228
Id be very thankful if youd drop em in dropbox or an imgur link. Otherwise, anything naked

>>729770922
looks fucking painful. you can kill someone with that. i dont want to know how loose your wife's vagina is.

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>>729774343
I ve got some pics of her takin me too. She very good at it?

>>729774945
any pics with tits being fully shown?

>>729770922
^praise kek^
>can't bottom out with chicks
>why many gays have big dicks
>can bottom out through ass

>>729774945
Post naked already

cmon post the nude or vid

>>729775180
>mia66.png


HE DOESN'T HAVE THEM YOU IDIOT.

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>>729775040
You can bottom out in the pussy, it just takes time and geometry, and tall chicks

>>729772767
Holy fuck yes she was. She put on a few pounds now but holy shit she was fucking beautiful. She's 1 of the 7 who were completely out of my league. Not posting pics due to dox

>>729775368
Holy shit
Post more of that monster please

How big is that thing?

Niqqa post the fucking nudes

>>729775368


shitty ps

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>>729772165
you sound like a real asshole. how fragile is your ego and self respect i wonder. seems like your only source of self esteem is your dick.
Your dick looks like a horse's dick. Nothing aesthetic about that. femanon by the way

>>729775368
No you can't.
>tall chicks
Not hating, just stating. It feels so good to bottom out.
Are you telling you can bottom out wildly without causing discomfort and pain?
I can.
Anal.
That's another story.
My wife can peg me and bottom out 12 inches!

t.6 incher

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>>729775180

>>729776006
With face

>>729776006
Jesus Christ post fucking more. Any nudes with her face?

>gingers are my weakness

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>>729775894
Not the only think that boost my confidence.
But it always helps.

>>729776006
Good sir, more of them goodies

>>729773890
Never got into pics just like I didn't get involved with facebook. Never saw the point really.
>>729773944

I'll just do a short greentext though i know i got a predone one for a similar thread somewhere.
>dating chick
>kinda chubby but 7/10
>first boyfriend so she's a little awkward in her affections and doesn't get boundaries
>still i'm in uni and need some sex to decompress every now and then
>finally introduces me to her family
>single mother who's 40+ but liked to seem like the party mom to keep her all-different-dads daughters happy
>18/17/15 for ages other than my 19 year old gf
>they fucking love me instantly
>party mom does a house party every friday
>"kids" can have a beer or three if they behave
>21 here so me and her mum can get a bit crazy
>mum's fun as hell as are her daughters
>just spend time there every day basically
>gf dislikes me spending equal time with her entire family and her
>sex happens less and less
>one particularly crazy night everyone else calls it quits but me and mum are keeping it rolling
>mum out of the blue starts talking about my relationship
>says she knows i'm being blueballed to spend less time with everyone
>says its not fair to me or family gf is being this selfish
>suddenly is drunkenly working my zipper and i'm just drunk enough not to care
>break up with GF shortly after but continue to spend time with family and bang mum
>Ex knows
>stays in her room whenever i'm over unless i'm banging her mum which means she leaves
>new years comes around
>mum got a shit ton of weed off some guy she's also fucking
>huge party
>no limits for booze and everyones smoking bowls
>eventually others call it quits but me and mum are "secretly" rolling on some cheap molly
>don't even know how it started but we're both in 17's bed and i'm just groping whatevers moving
>start banging both but separately at the time
>ex knows
>gets a really shitty boyfriend with an apartment to move out

>>729775894
Then where are your tits? Bitch.

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>>729776138
No faces! My wife doesn't know
And more stories and pic or I wont go on.

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>>729776191
We told my wife she was helping me spring clean

>>729776170
Well it's certainly not your personality. Some day you will be ugly, old and wont get a boner. Good luck with that

>>729776006
>>729776359


NOT SAME FEMALE

my friend's mom
I thought love had no boundaries. Fuck yes love has boundaries and you don't cross that shit.

Dude crops his face for privacy. Shows us Mia's. Big dick, selfish mind. Im an excellent researcher and i am off to Fb to find Mia and give her an update on what her fuck buddy is up to here. BTW, your attitude is like that dumb guy on Scrubs. I would not touch you...3/10...you lose 6 points for being an ass.

>>729776540
what does your wife look like?

>>729776540
I'm sure she didn't forget to clean up that dusty semen pipe. Does you wife have big tits? More of mia's tits hanging free

Cousin while wife was asleep in other room. Legs up in the air, deep cervix pounding.

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>>729776582
I will still be massive though.

In this pic I am consoling her after her bf left her.

>>729776230
show me yours faggot

>>729772165
POSTEM

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>>729776728
Hot, but shes put on weight.

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>>729772916
That's a circumcised dick, dumbass, I've never pumped and my shit it two toned. Learn2cock

>>729776540
Lets see her asshole

>>729776723
Why am I an arse?

The worst I've done was meeting two girls independently who happened to be friends and fucking both back and forth for a couple months, but I wasn't in a relationship with either. The first was a tiny indonesian qt from a neighboring uni in the same city, the second a slightly crazy girl from mine. Saw indonesian girl for a month, tried out white girl for two weeks, dropped both over winter break, came back, fucked indonesian for another month, fucked white girl once, indonesian got sad about it even though I was being straightforward about it the whole time. I stopped talking to both for the most part, now I have an unrelated gf. She's a friend of a friend of the white chick, though.

>>729776170
Delicious.
Any way you want me any time you want me.

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>>729776892
you will be physically revolting

>>729776227
>move into ex's room rent free outside basic shit like groceries
>continue relationship for a few months
>one day feel someone crawling into my bed at night
>figure it was either or coming for the usual
>can instantly tell from the massive tits it was 18
>never touched her before she didn't seem interested in what i or her family were doing behind closed doors
>turns out shes a virgin
>shit actually leads to a family fight
>mum is insistent its not something for "kids"
>17/18 insist they aren't kids
>finally settle on fuck it
>time crunch means its usually 2+ i'm working on otherwise nobody sleeps
>shit continues like this till 15 is 16, 17 is 18, and 18 is 19
>in that time add 16 to the list cause thats legal in this country but she didn't take after her mum in libido so it was a once a month deal
>eventually mum gets busted being present at a drug deal
>sisters get shipped off to their respective dads most a few hours away
>16 stays nearby
>work out deal with 16's bum of a dad
>i'll take her off his hands he gets the government checks and she gets to live somewhere nice with electricity
>eventually 16 turns 18
>can now openly date and bang despite legal age being 14 people still have a pariah against older guys on young chicks

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>>729777132
Closest I got

>>729777258
Goddamn I wanna see what these girls look like

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>>729777141
thanks

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>>729777029
vid still uploading

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>>729776227
I really want to fuck their younger sis too.
I thinking about sending pics by accident.

>>729778222
>I thinking about sending pics by accident.

bad idea bro don't do this

your wife will find out and everything will blow up

you're getting too greedy man, step off the gas

your wifes sister is choice

>>729777883
This chick is meant for breeding

>>729778222
u want the whole family tree lol m7

>>729778222
>>729778354
Fuck off white knight. He's already done something that could potentially end his marriage. Might as well go after the other one.

>send dick pic by accident
>post screen shot of reply in this thread

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>>729777119
Yeah i know right.

>>729778222
Kek says yes
I say don't.
>He wants Chaos!

>>729777614
Typical aryan with strong celtic features. Almost identical looking honestly. Probably make really hot dykes.
15 is a ginger but the others are all blonde which is odd as most chicks here are brown haired.
Can't find the right words to properly describe them. Gimme a bit i'll see if i can find some random chick off some site that has the kind of face i'm talking about.

>>729778489
>white knight

fuck off faggot, i'm trying to help him so he doesnt ruin what hes got going right now

if he wants to get with the younger sister he needs to be more careful about it

>>729778659
fck outta here

>>729778222
>>729778354
>>729778415
>>729778489
>>729778537
Not me. Some random dude impersonating.

>>729778354
seconding this OP. Your just gonna end up fucking yourself

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>>729778489
Alternatively, could get my wife to bring it up. Talk to her about sisters bfs cock size, let her think about it, and then brag about it.

Or maybe speedo at next barbeque

>>729778659
M8.
Keep reading i've been dating the youngest for the past 3 years.
>>729778725
This is me as is
>>729778572
This.

Dude who posted pic isn't. Never took any.

>>729776723
God speed anon.

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>>729778415
Maybe ;)
Anyone say orgy?

>>729778799
I'm still rolling for an accidental dick pic. Fate has blessed you with a fucking hog between your legs. Might as well put gods work to use.

>>729778992
good luck with it m8

>>729778857
>>729778725
>No tripcode capability
>No colored ID /pol/ style
Why even live?

>>729775368
So jelly. My cock is like a frightened turtle. But I'm a millionaire. However I think I'd rather have a monster cock. Fml

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>>729779078
this guy gets it.
Which pic, or should I take a different one?

im out he's disgusting

>>729779269
Why not just pay for a monster cock

>>729779078
beta fag confirmed

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>>729779269
It is constant benefit, other than condoms. Ouch :(

>>729779394
I'm too old to enjoy it. And too married.

>>729775368
>>729779342
Honestly anon I'd go with this ond

i'll believe all this shit when i see dick in pussy shot. until then, i'm calling BS.

>>729779342
>>729779514


LOL. CLEAR SALINE INDUCED COCK.

>>729779578
the first one? Why?

Sitting at the SONIC, reading the thread of a dude with a giant cock. I want to fucking kill myself.

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>>729779138
thanks

>>729771767

Strongerdick.c o m nice try op, you faggot

>>729779742
go ahead

>>729779514

Can't wait for the video. Wow

>>729779905
>Strongerdick.c o m


TOLD YOU HE'S A FRAUD. ITS WEIRD WHY SOMEONE WOULD DO THIS

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>>729779528
You can borrow mine, is your wife hot?

>>729779514
other than your dick you look like a pussy, what's with the girly hips?

>>729779514
>>729779342


THESE PICS ARE OF C REX, A PE GUY, HE INJECTS SALINE INTO HIS PENIS AND PUMPS. THE DISCOLORATION IS A CLEAR INDICATION.

>>729770922
I was 21, fucked semi-ex girlfriend's 13 year old cousin.

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>Swole Dick/Femanon body

Ah my God does have a sense of humor-)

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>>729780065
We usually have open her open with the dildo first. I can only imagine how tight the other sister is - shes only 4'11"

>>729780252


OK FRAUD

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>>729775894
>femanon by the way

>>729780111
They just look small relative

>>729779342
>when the saline lumps up on one end of the cock
Looks uncomfortable mate

>>729780611


PROBABLY DR. LORIA. HE SUCKS.

Fiancé with 2 kids, were in same classes in college

>>729780611
thats just loose forskin, even after circumcision theres a buldge there

>>729780739


STFU PLEASE.

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>>729779578
I ended sending this one, and a few to my wife to cover up my tracks ;)

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>>729780611
I dont pump, jelq, or anything. All natural.

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>>729780821
You're just the man, girly boy X)

>>729780739
A little extra skin? Yeah I have that too, being circumsized.

A 6 ounce lump in an unnatural position at the end of the cock? Nah dude. You need to lay off the saline lol

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>>729781059
Yes I am. Wife has responded. Waiting on her sis

A couple of things.

1) This cock looks ridiculous. Looks really fake tbh

2) If it is real it looks ridiculous in proportion to the rest of your body. Which is really unasthetic

So, if this penis is real, the reason it looks so ridiculous is because you are a scrawny piece of shit. I mean dont get me wrong, it is fairly large. But being between two thighs that are 10 inches around helps.

>>729781184
i think it's a proportion thing, OP isn't a ton bigger than me and it's about the same.

Maybe you just don't understand how proportions work and have a small cock

>>729777883
still waiting for the vid

>>729781050


NO, YOU JUST STEAL PICS. THE GUY OUTED YOU ALREADY. GIGS UP WEIRDO. EASY TO PROVE ME WRONG.

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>>729781184
I am just girthy, its in proportion I think.
Never had complaints before.

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>>729781394
Maybe it's a tumor kek>>729781337

>>729781587
I ve been checked by a doctor

>>729770922
I've fucked my wife's sisters before. Both of them. Also her best friend.

The best friend was when we were just dating. Yes, she found out, wasn't even mad. The sisters, though, that was a year afterwards when we moved back to her hometown. Her younger sister always had the hots for me, and her older sister started to have a thing for me sometime after we moved in and I started hanging out with her.

Older sister was the first, and was a one-time-only thing. She got drunk, started making a move on me. I said I couldn't, she called up the wife and basically told her that she was going to rape me. And kept her on the phone, describing EVERYTHING to her. Wife slapped the shit out of her afterwards, I basically got off scot free. Afterwards I admitted to the wife that I would have loved it if she was there, if we'd made it a threesome, and wife basically said that she fucked that up by making a move without her.

Continuing with tale of little sis.

>>729781548
Shit, measure lengthway like this aswell.
femanon

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>>729781651
Yeah Yeah

>>729781879
I did, and it was awkward as fuck

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>>729781548
more girth than mine, but I dont know how tight you were holding the tape measure. im only like 6" maybe a tad over in girth (without piercings, they make it closer to 7")

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Rate my cock

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>>729781768
Just took this. Still soft.
I will take erect one too.

>>729770922
Shooped and gay

>>729770922
>>729770922
haha i remember you, you told us about this like 6 months ago. so hot

>>729782025
fake as fuck, not your cock

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>>729781955
Because they were so mesmerized yep got it lmfao

>>729770922
Best friends GF, we fucked so many times.

Best time was in that friends car when she was driving me back home.

>>729782043
You are not soft you lying sack of shit

>>729773434
i cant tell if thats hard or flacid, does your dick even stand up when erect?

>>729781394
This.
You've got a big dick op but it looks completely dumb on your skeletor body

>>729782388
ugly as fuck

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>>729782239
He took ages too. At least, it felt like it.

>>729781673
So I haven't described them. I probably should. Older sis is 31, wife is 28, kid sis is 22. Older sis and kid sis are both pretty tall and slim (5'11 and 5'10), wife is a shortstack (just barely 5' and a fucking impossible hourglass figure). By now Older sis has apologized and moved on, occasionally hits on me with the wife around, never makes a serious move. So I start noticing kid sis more. She's a good kid. Smart. Can actually hold her liquor. And she's flirting with me.

So eventually I tell the wife that her sister's flirting with me, and I'm gonna tell her what happened with her older sis. Not asking permission, just telling her I'm going to let her know. Wife seems a little suspicious, but doesn't complain. I tell her when we're alone at her parent's place one Sunday (everyone else went to get shit for BBQ). Her response is basically "okay but it's alright if my sister is there?"

I told her that it'd probably be smart to go a step further. Seduce her first. Uneven polyamory doesn't seem her type of thing, but maybe if it's an even triad... she proceeds to leap into my lap and make out with me for like three minutes, then pulls away and whispers that she's gonna have us both eating her out inside a week.

Nothing happened that day. I told wife about everything but the promise and the makeout, including her sister pondering a three way. She laughed it off.

Three days later I come home to my wife and kid sis fucking in the shower.

Long story short, she's got a crazy manipulative streak, and knows my wife's fetishes better than I do, which still amazes me.

It's been a few years since then. As far as anyone knows, I'm married to my wife, her kid sis is renting a room from us because it's cheaper to live with family while she's in college, and her older sister comes over frequently because they're super-close knit. In actuality, Kid Sis is functionally my wife, my primary lover. Wife is our devoted submissive. Older sister is Wife's sub.

sorry that dick looks fake af, even if it's not its disgustingly huge and abnormal looking, would be useless to everyone who isn't an elephant,

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>>729782581
Then you both pulled out your pocket tape measures that you always carry and compared metric systems, yup got it

>>729782581
How big when hard?

Any reply yet?

If I had to take a guess at OPs stats. I would assume 9-9.5 inches long, and 7.5-8 inches in girth. Being a 100 lb skeleton definitely helps make it look even more humongous.

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>>729781337
fucked my ex gfs sister during a wedding where we got drunk, post more tits

story is already pretyped so heres the legend

CC = Stepmom
S = Ex Sister
V = Ex Gf

>be at wedding after party at gfs house
>CC's sis got married, again lol
>crashing at gf's house
>drinking, danced with V, S, CC and the bride, telling jokes, just a fucking good time.
>just got back from dancing with V
>anon im tired, think im going to go to bed, will you be okay alone?
>yeah ill be here with S babe, too drunk to fuck her haha
>shes pretty drunk herself, Well should you need to fuck anything wake me up
>She leaves and thats last i see of her for the rest of the night
>make my way towards S, shes wearing a short black and green dress, tight fit on her body
>hey S not tired?
>what! no! I havent had this much fun in a long time! dancing, drinking, AHH so much fun! Plus all the stories from Jeff! HILARIOUS!
>haha i can tell you've been downing them drinks like crazy, and dancing the night away
>hey hey hey! its only like 3 (which is alot for her body size) and its cause my BF doesnt like to dance!
>okay if you say so. hey where did your BF go btw?
>ahh hes such kill joy, 1st he leaves early and cant stay the night then texting me not to drink or dance with anyone can you believe that shit
>haha so youre being a rebel then?
>duh! so wanna dance some more?
>with that S and I dance to a few more songs, down even more drinks and talk for a hour or so. its getting late.
>about 2 or 3 in the morning
>we head inside, just about everyone has gone home, just me S CC and the bride and a few others outside
>at this point shes starting to slur and lean on me for support as am I
>Ohh anon youre such a good bf sooo perfect. V is soooo lucky

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>>729782788
Completely real, and loved by all

Who wants more of my wifes sister, vid at 90%

>>729782820
Dead on.

>>729782979
more please

>>729782979
we are waiting for that damn video OP, and we sure want more.

>>729782979
I do.

Want to see that enormous thing in action.

>>729782979


LOL. STILL GOING FAT FUCK?

>>729774038
San Diego here, hook it up

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>>729783047
She loves it big

Wait. What state are you from OP?

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>>729782963


>thanks S, pretty awesome girl yourself
>why couldnt i find someone like you anon
>hey if it doesnt work out between me and V ill come for you haha
>anon I mean it, youre like perfect, you dance with me and dont tell me what to do you and and you actually have fun with me anon! PLUS! we just connect like nothing!
>S shut up, never took you for the i love you drunk haha
>she leans into me, presses her forehead against my own. lips nearly touching mine, she stares into my very soul
>S what are you..?
>Anon... I... I think I...
>I lean in and give her a light kiss before she can finish her her sentence
>Shit... S im sorry.
>No... I liked it anon but we shouldn't
>yeah youre right, let me help you to bed
>we get to her room, no more words, she doesnt even look at me
>she starts to undress
>anon unzip me please
>drunk and trying not to fuck up my relationship with S and she asks me to unzip her wtf
>well fuck it, I unzip her
>her back is bare, no bra, she lets the dress fall the floor
>I stare in awe, her body always perfect
>shes wearing a lacy dark green thong under
>roll for whiskey dick, but it failed
>boner achieved, but resisting jumping on S
>im finding it really hard to keep my shit together at this point, get her to bed and go dammit
>Let me get you to bed S
>I help her into the bed and gets under the covers, leaving her chest exposed
>I begin to tuck her in, trying my best not to stare at her chest
>I smile at her, good night S
>she looks away, goodnight anon
>I turn around and leave, mission accomplished boys, time to go home
>anon wait!
>fuck, i really dont want to fuck things up with S or V
>keep it in your pants boy-o and you'll be fine or so I told myself


pics are also kinda old so excuse the low res

>>729782647
Pics man, pics!

>>729770922
Aunt
Stepsister
Best friend's wife

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>>729783085
I have some old gifs while you wait?

>>729783426
Yes please

>>729770922
Cousins daughter.

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>>729783426
post em all, can you upload to a mega or vola something shortly after? love her tits

>>729783326
>I turn around, and I see S sitting up, covering up her chest
>come here anon, please dont go yet.
>shes not sluring as much anymore but shes still drunk, her face is flush
>I walk over and sit down next to her
>Shes making eye contact again, her eyes glassy, breathing a little faster then normal
>Thanks for everything tonight, I had so much fun, the dancing, the shots we took and just talking, but that kiss...
>shit S i said I was sorry, lets forget about it?
>no no no anon! That kiss I really liked it and I...
S isnt normally shy around me and says whatever is on her mind, bad or good and is even more direct with her flirting but tonight she was being more passionate. she was off, she was nervous
I mean hell ive seen her naked a few times for crying out loud
>please anon, stay the night with me
>what?!? but what about V, and your mom, and everyone else here
>anon please
>2nd guessing myself, I take off my shirt and pants. stripped down to my boxers
>she staring at me with intent, moving over and lifting the covers for me
>I lay next to her, face in the opposite direction and she holds me, her chest against my back kissing my neck
>anon... I think I love you.
>she holds me tighter, I turn and kiss her, bring her closer
>her tongue dances with my mine, my hand on her small breast, while the other plays with her pussy
>I start to kiss her neck, hands still in place going faster
>anon we cant, youre with V and you love each other.
>I stop, look at her
>I love you both S, but i know we both want this
>She looks at me and gives in seconds later, her hand caressing my cock
>anon I want it so bad, ive heard my sister and you go at it. Its my turn, I WANT IT ANON

brb gonna make food

Op post a screen shot of the pic you send

>>729770922
You make a thread with that dick everyday and never once provide a timestamp or legit requests. Seriously dude you need some fucking help. Anyone who thinks that's OP is getting baited in the ass

>>729783750
Is it P. S

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>>729783047
My wife was in the house for this pic.
Came all over her just as my wife called.
That was hot as fuck

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>>729783577
here we go

>>729770922
I had a similar story but never managed to get past the doubt zone. How did you first engage her without risking your whole life on it?

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>>729783750
No shit.
>pic related
It's OP

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>>729783577
and another

>>729783950
disappointing, it doesn't look like you get rock hard at all

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>>729783950
>the arms
>that position
>the stroking
Hahhhhahahhahhaha

>>729784031
She did all of the work!
Good luck anon

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>>729781537
Can't stop laughing. The tenacity is palpable

>>729784064
yeah, semi hard is pretty much like a dildo. very disappointing.

OP post a screen shot of the dick pic you sent or gtfo

OP send a screenshot of the text that you sent. Otherwise your baiting the fuck out of us

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>>729784064
>tfw when you'll never actually get a fully hard erection and have to gummy worm every cunt you fuck

>>729784356
Dude if you were actually on /b/ everyday like this faggot is you'd know he's a fake.

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>>729784231
I can get fucking diamond hard. It just takes a lot of stimlus

>>729784540
Why do you post someone else cock?

>>729783950
that is best thing I have ever seen. MOAR!

>>729784540
>has endless amounts of dick pics
>doesnt have even ONE where his cock is actually hard

>>729784540
lol ran out of pics so posts one from op

>>729784540
I want to see that dick in a pussy!

>>729783950
>>729784064
>>729784540
all these faggots jizzing over dick pics.

am i the only one waiting for the webms and gifs of the bitch>>729783889

>>729784996
>doesn't likes fat cocks
What are you, a faggot?

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>>729784743
Cock ring help,
What about the first one
>>729770922

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>ANY reply other than "your mom" doesn't count

>>729784821
He runs out every thread. CAUSE OP IS A FAGGOT PHONY

>>729770922
My life.

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>>729784743
or this one

>>729785102
I bet you kiss girls don't you faggot

>>729785103
diamond hard my ass

>>729785236
Of course no, Im not a fucking faggot

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>>729784961
Just clipping it

>>729785562
How do you rate her?

>>729785230
How do you rate me?

>>729785230
Dude you should work on your body! Looks like a third leg, ridiculous. Lift weights!

>>729785600
9

>>729785600
9/10

>>729770922
My brothers friends girlfriend who was seven years younger than me. It was barely legal tbh

>>729785651
tripod/10

>
>>729785653
He's a midget

Anyone else notice small cocks, average cocks, and sometimes above average cocks normally have a pic with a timestamp, but never any of the huge cocks?

Hmmmm....

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>>729785720
I tried fucking her in the back of the car. It did not work. I couldn't workout the angles.

>>729786032
No, you didn't.

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>>729786210
thats her in the car

>>729786032
Probably because you are a horse

SHIT wifes home, lots of slamming doors.
Will report later, keep the thread alive

>>729770922
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>>729781050
Why is this faggot OP so obsessed with his own cock?

>>729786585
Ok. That's a chick in a car, but that's not someone you fucked or even know for that matter and you sure as fuck aren't OP

>>729786886
It's not even OP. That's the best part

>>729786886
only redeeming quality he thinks he has?

>be me 16 living in domestic violence refuge with my mum and sister
>one night fuck a 27 year old other refugee that's in the refuge.
>mfw she has 3 kids

>>729786886
Because he's easily twice your size, being so small, it's expected you can't understand how it feels

>>729770922
Dick pic with your post number and maybe I'll believe the bullshit you're spewing

>>729787084
Nice same fagging there OP that's posting someone else's dick. Kys mate

>>729786850
lol, sis pic coming back bite already
His luck has finally run out. Horse cocked bastard

WHATS WRONG OP RUN OUT OF DICKS PICS ALREADY?? HOW ABOUT YOU START POSTING WITH SOME PROOF.

>>729787203
>Kys
Newfags everywhere

>>729786585
Show some sucking or fucking

>>729787424
Isn't it about time you make a new thread with the same fucking pics you post of someone else's dick everyday?

>>729785230
Fuck I would fuck my sisters husband, if he had that. My bfs is not even as big as his head.

>>729786945
But soo much quality

>>729787554
ha what a little cuck, size?
Yuo should send some of these pics

>>729787673
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>>729785720
Samefagging fuck

>>729772165
OP is a porn obsessed virgin
>my wife brags about my dick size xddd
>her sister barged in a sucked my cock cuz it was so big xddd
>she has big tits and I get all pussy
>I fuck all womens xddd
OP, these are the stupid fucking plots they have in shitty pornos. No woman would want to fuck a guy that destroys her cervix, you're a fucking loser

Op is pathetic. 6000 dick pics in a people you shouldn't have fucked thread and faps to pics of himself on /b/ with a jello shot useless cock. Jelly dick faggot got a wet loaf of bread penis. You can literally buy fresh Italian bread harder than that. That's not a cock it's a painted sock. This guy is wearing a pocket pussy turned inside out. It's a semi retarded balloon animal with a bird chest. Why do you have a dick shaped oven mitt hanging from your pussy lips? 24/7 whiskey dick. It's a magnum condom full of ramen noodles. This is what happens when you get fucked in the pee hole by black men.

Yup, that video isnt coming.

>>729787957
That's not OP in the pic. This guys just makes threads all day with some folder of a random guys big dick. Same pics everyday. You'll see after this thread dies

>>729788229
I'm not into cock so I stay away from those and trap threads. Just a relevant topic and was def angered by the amount of dick in this thread

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>>729786585
had to be done

>>729787895
Underage scum detected

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fuck off cunt

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fake as fuck

These pics are MisterThickDick @ LPSG

and

mrthickdick @ chaturbate

>>729789491
Y u mad tho? You're the one with a fucking mental illness not me. Seriously you should really kill your self.

https://www.pornhub.com/users/misterthickdick

I slept with my best friends ex. Am I bad person?

>>729790461
>mental illness
seems you're the one mad about being a newfag, wasn't you gonna say kys too?