Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Hey guys, I am a new claimer and I want to make friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obTQpgT5QBc
>>729757898
What do you mean?
>>729757932
Stolen
>>729758003
>>729758131
You didn't write anything, silly
>>729758179
Hah, weed number, killme haha.
>>729758266
You did it again, silly. See? You can't answer
>>729757875
still here
how is everyone?
>>729758311
Meet me at the park :*
>>729758267
go smoke a kangaroo -_-
>>729758390
Go kill yourself you fucking mexican.
>>729758376
I don't think I've seen a park in 3 months
>>729758475
Hey, why are you blushing~?
>>729758469
I've tried before :o
>>729758390
Nah, I don't smoke anything.
>>729758536
I'm not. I'm just afraid to talk to you because I know the kind of person you are
カラミチーマス
Hey all.
>>729758581
that's good ^-^
you gonna do anything on this day? other than meme
>>729758668
I am a good person.
>>729758671
Hi rem
>>729758848
Only to yourself
>>729758678
Go to sleep either now or at 04:20. I might post happy 420 on Facebook and nobody will see it.
You planning anything exciting like me?
>>729758952
Nope
>>729759065
I know about your past in 2009, you're a sociopath
>>729758952
>hooks leash to collar
You're coming with me
>>729759053
I'll like it if you add me uwu
I'm just hoping to eat today, there's no food. Might watch some hitler documentaries tomorrow idk
>>729759203
ok do you have any food?
Hello
>>729759131
Elaborate
>>729759465
I cannot its better if all the people you hurt did it for me
>>729759232
In the ideal world I would, sadly that isn't the case.
Right, happy birthday Addy, 88. I won't make it to the magical time, I might just crash.
I hope you find something to eat though.
>>729759551
Whatever
>>729759841
You should get help, I got help and it worked
>>729759702
it's ok, no one wants to be my friend irl either uwu
I hope so too, I'm gonna go watch something with my friend, I'll see you later
>>729759967
I want be you friend irl :d uwu
>>729759966
Rude
>>729759232
Watch The Greatest Story Never Told
>>729760240
Get help and take Alice with you. I still can't believe she became a trap to pretend to be female over the internet
>>729760266
Fuck off Mai
>>729760221
uwu
>>729759967
I'd be your friend if you didn't ignore me
>>729760386
Remeber when we used to hang out all at Monty's bar?
Good times
>>729760525
Yeah you left me with the bill
>>729760386
You can't?
It's a pretty easy pill to swallow.
>>729760411
I'm not Mai.
>>729760678
And with Alice.
He told me how much fun you two had
>>729760687
Alice lied to me for years and I trusted her...
>>729760763
Alice doesn't know have to fun :x
>>729760869
Heh, he does~
>>729761123
Lying and hurting people is not fun
>>729761207
Give me your discord.
>>729761207
>>729761369
no give it to me
>>729760869
I'd call that a mistake, but it would be a pretty cliched answer.
Is it a he or a she, to clarify?
>>729761369
What's a discord?
>>729761461
Awww sweet heart let me love you and cuddle you
>>729761428
Happy late bday
>>729761423
You want it?
>>729761428
Anyone can be manipulated by others...
And I don't know Alice2's gender
>>729761550
I don't know who you are
>>729761725
I offered to take your collar off about half a year ago and you told me it would kill you, so I didn't
Claim
>>729761725
Then I'm kind of confused, was that not the point of contention?
>>729761640
A bit too late maybe, that was in November.
>>729761725
I do
>>729761949
Ehh someone said it was yesterday :s
>>729761461
Nevermind.
>>729762014
Kek Chen just wants to erp
Dab on em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwqB-bUXk4g
>>729762055
I wanted to talk with my long friend BC a serious matter of life and death, you spic.
>>729761852
so you're a faggot?
>>729761949
Maybe
>>729761976
Then get down on my knee and put put a ring on it
>>729762014
I have a Steam but I left my laptop at home 2000 miles away... I miss my games
>>729762055
R-really?
>>729762083
Aw cute
>>729761999
That was Rem, not Rei
>>729762221
No, I do not.
I wanted to talk to you about something very important.
>>729762221
okay
>>729762346
*begins to blush*
>>729762283
Glad you think so <3
>>729762359
I don't think I should talk to you in private...
Even if I could I don't think I would.
>>729762377
Tell me who you are. Stop being a fucking bitch and just fucking tell me
>>729762576
That would be telling
>>729762480
I do I do <3. Whats going on?
>>729762683
Whatever. And don't touch my collar, it has a bomb in it
>>729761999
>>729762346
A lot of people seem to make that mistake as of late.
>>729762576
You love me
>>729762762
I think you've got my posts mixed up with another
>>729762737
Just woke up and I started playing some pokemon, ive been in a pokemon moon lately lol how are you doing qt?
>>729762789
I'm sorry Rei, but I cannot trust you... I don't know who you are and you could be one of Alice2's watchdogs
>>729762825
Maybe
>>729762869
Don't touch my collar
I'll cut you
>>729762880
I know you do
I can tell
>>729762762
>Throws rock at collar
>>729763024
That's just a platano in my pants, I swear
>>729763056
ow! ._.,
>>729763040
>>729763185
>>729762880
That's fine, I am not really familiar with him/her/xer at all though, most I've done is give a passing glance at its stream and that was when I saw it was playing bad games, so I quietly made my leave.
I'm nothing more than curious.
>>729763185
>>729763326
You posted lewd at me first
>>729763328
-pets you- i heard that song before.
All I can say is Alice2 is a terrible monster of a person.
Why the heck is Rei your waifu?
>>729763474
Fuck... I deadass thought that was a black guy for a moment
Fuck I think I'm racist now lmao
>>729763168
Stop being lewd.
>>729763633
-sigh- fine, I don't think I have feelings for anyone, as I said before "therapy helped me" but it didn't cure me
>>729763524
I'll keep it mind, but I don't go by second hand experiences that much.
I know you probably have, but I sincerely have no experience with any of you.
I find her relatable. There's also the cuteness aspect. But I mostly like her attitude.
>>729763326
Ayayaya
>>729764034
Lol she doesn't have an attitude
She always has that azn face -_-
She is my favorite NGE but I don't know why anyone would waifu her
>>729763805
Good.
>>729764519
Do you have feelings for me?
>>729763613
No that was just a response to what I thought about the picture
>>729763524
I never did such a thing
>>729764129
Hello taiga san
>>729764652
No.
>>729764652
I remember when I used to. Good times, and no I'm not Sci.
>>729764668
So you didn't like it? Are you gay?
>>729764684
So you're not going to tell me who you are?
>>729764701
Chen why are you here? I thought you retired from thread communities
>>729764809
Who are you? And why bring up Sci's name? Suspicious
>>729764814
I don't know.
Sorry.
I will go forever.
>>729764274
The lack of an attitude is not an attitude?
Being neutral is still having a position.
Like I said, I relate to her, in a way. But she is also a great character, I don't know why it seems so impossible to like her
>>729764903
Because doesn't he love you?
>>729762879
I'm doing good was thinking of playing some overwatch and your a qt to
>>729764914
You will go on being part of thread communities forever, or will you leave forever?
>>729764928
Yes.
She can never return your feelings.
I love how she fights dangerously. Bitch is cray
>>729764947
Who are you?
>>729765196
I will leave.
>>729765279
Good, leave the newfags alone. We shouldn't even be here in /waifu/
>>729765418
I know.
Well.
Good-bye.
>>729765155
Oh shit dubs. do you have overwatch on PC or nah?? You should add me and we could play sometime!
>>729765279
No no no dont leave new friend!
>>729765602
I am not a newfriend.. :(
>>729765673
Aww dont feel bad because someone was mean to you here, just ignore em
>>729765196
I am okay with that.
She doesn't have to give me anything back as long as I'm with her.
>>729765558
Goodbye, Chen, I'm leaving too
>>729766057
Good-bye, BC.
See you never again.
>>729766035
You're sick and that's no way to live. You have to find a nice girl that will love you back. Rei is incapable of it. You should dick her for hours and she won't even get wet. Anyway goodbye
>>729766172
byyee
-flies away-
>>729765602
Yes I do have it on pc how do we add each other?
>>729766178
I think there's a lot more to her than just that.
She's obviously intelligent, she just doesn't have anyone to appreciate that.
>>729766753
Just go onto the battle.net thing and click the little thing in the top right and click add friend and then type in BouttaNUT#1145
Hell, I don't care what you say about her, but she just needs to be protected.
>>729767010
Source please
>>729766934
Sent it :)
>>729767169
Okiee, I am just waiting for it now :)
Tensai appreciation time
>>729767340
You have it?
>>729768461
I never got it, what is your battle.net? I will try adding you instead
>>729768528
greed#22845
>>729768936
Alrighty I sent it
I hope you all have good days <3
>>729769090
Nope not got any thing
>>729769727
It might be because you are in EU and I am in America
>>729769845
battle.net isnt regional, only the games on it have different regions so that shouldnt be an issue, also hi rikka
>>729770079
Heya, its weird cuz I added him and he added me but neither of us have received the invite
>>729770079
If someone adds you on EU region, you need to jump to EU login to accept and vice versa.. I had to do that with some people here
>>729770217
how far into pokemon moon are you?
>>729770300
hmm weird, i guess ive never added anyone outside of the US so im not an expert
>>729770505
Yeah I got to add him but I had to add on the EU server which is weird, whats yours? Can I add you too?? And I am actually plaing Alpha Sapphire again, one of my favorites
>>729769482
I hope you do too!
>>729770621
KingZana#1570 but i havent been on in months, i dont really play anything on b.net anymore; man i havent played alpha sapphire in a long time, had to delete it from my 3ds cause i couldnt fit both it and fire emblem fates
>>729771154
Thats cool I could never have enough friends on battle.net, daaaamn how big is FE fates??
>>729770621
Nice that was a good idea
So how is pokemon the last one I played was gen 5
>>729771154
Can I add you to
>>729771661
its alittle over 12500 blocks, i have all 3 versions of it installed
>>729771870
i guess but i dunno if we'll ever be able to play together
>>729771773
Yaaaaaaay our plan worked and its great I am trying to make a team that I dont ever use
>>729772064
God damn ive never really been the biggest FE fan but my friend loves it
>>729772669
well now you have 2 friends that love it, whats your favorite pokemon?
Shiro claimed in this comfy thread.
>>729773278
Aw hell yeah, and my favorite pokemon? Hmmmmmm it is for sure Ampheros I love that pokemon its top top top tier!
>>729773482
Sup?
>>729772669
Your trying to make a Team? that's great I plat tank and sport
>>729773761
I'm bored and lonely
>>729773831
Well I meant pokemon team like for the game haha
RURI
cutest little cutie
>>729772566
>>729773856
Masturbation could help with the first, but would probably make the second worse.
>>729774010
>low af quality pic
New claimer?
>>729774007
Aw I'm a dumb ass (⌒_⌒;)
Whats your line up looking like so far?
>>729774427
Top tier advice right there
>>729774915
Rude! Get out of my thread.
>>729775206
It's not your thread though!
>>729765558
Chen left?
>>729775426
I'm the only relevant person around though.
Who's that dude you're posting btw?
>>729775800
>>729775800
That's where you're wrong kiddo
>dude
It's Tensai Ikkyuu from Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin
>>729776067
Right, I didn't see Rei was here. My bad.
>Tensai
His hat looks weird and his hair is too long. Looks like a girl.
>>729776042
Hey there! Why so down?
>>729776414
>I'm the only relevant person around though.
Because of that.
>>729776042
Does Rei even into sad beans?
report chen for being an ass
>>729776570
Not in the show, no.
>>729776544
B-but you weren't around! Only this weird butterface claimer and one of the less interesting Yunos!
>>729776798
Avatarfag.
>>729776798
Chen?
>>729776720
>tfw you say "i love you" to her and she'll just walk away
>>729776798
Alex?
>>729776901
Ban me now.
>>729776414
Well good thing the opinion of a pedo doesn't count
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>>729777045
Who are you
>>729777055
>I'm winning the argument because I said the other opinion doesn't matter