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I am in love with a girl from my school. I stalk her blog everyday

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I am in love with a girl from my school.
I stalk her blog everyday and fap to her. How can I make her mine? She is like the perfect girl. sarcastic, artistic and exotic...
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By stop being a fucking creep....
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>>729744941
I get nervous when I see her irl
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>>729744812
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Talk to her about her blog, be romantic, but sound well rounded like you know what you're talking about when you speak. Say things like: "the exquisite message in your art leaves my genitalia extraordinarily erect in which I must proceed to self pleasure until I erupt all over my hand and computer"
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>>729744812
Does she have an Instagram?
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But seriously OP, talk to her. You might find out she's just a cuckin' fuck kekekekek and to which jusg have a good laugh and jizz over some other bitch
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art hoes are something you shouldn't be trying to fuck
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>>729745249
no just her blog
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>>729745273
She seems chill tho.
she makes fun of the crazy feminist in our school and doesn´t care what anybody thinks
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>>729745273
this, art hoes are fucking crazy
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>>729745273
idk she is like the coolest thing ever.
she dances ballet and reads a lot of poetry.
And her sense of humor is great. That is all I know
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>>729745431
why?
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She won't be into you. Focus on school.
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>>729744812
Objectively, at your best (aka well-groomed, hair styled, in a crispy fresh new clothes) - how would you rate YOURSELF?

On a scale from 1 to 10.
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>>729745547
this
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>>729745570
7. But I just can´t talk to her. I am too shy.
She often makes fun of boys who try to flirt with her in school...
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You want some fuk?
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>>729745629
/Thread
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>>729745701
of course...I just want to hold her hair while she blows me
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>>729744812
Moar
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>>729745096
Any more photos of her?
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>>729745687
Sorry, OP. Not happening. Masturbate to her a bit, then realize that drawn girls are better for the time being.

Wait for another shy girl to appear on the horizon and approach her. Then you can mold her into the girl in the original picture.

Sooo yeah, no chance, OP. Sorry!

..
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I mean you ca always rape her, if you wanna go full "I'm a forchen user", /r9k/ bro.
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>>729745954
She once jokingly said she is into rape.
In theatre class...
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Couple questions to try to see what's going on here:

1) what grades are you two in?
2) do you consider yourself "cool"? would MOST kids at your school consider you to be a cool/chill dude?
3) are you really into anime?
4) what do you do for fun?
5) have you had girlfriends before?
6) what high school stereotype would you describe yourself as? nerd, stoner, jock, etc...
7) do you smoke weed/drink booze?
8) do you have a drivers license and access to a car?
9) have you at least kissed a girl before?

Lot of questions, but if you answer them accurately I can give you some input before I have to leave for work.
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>>729744812
Pro tip ; you cant im in the same situation as you and i cant do much. Best option is to talk casually and see if that leads somewhere through the way she acts when you are around. Stay calm and dont give a fuck if she likes you or not
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>>729745687
Does she explicitly state what it was about those other guys she didn't like? Try doing the opposite of what they do
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>>729744812
If you are already stalking her blog and posting on /b/ for advice there is nothing you can do. Give up, you are obviously a grade A autist.
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>>729746161
1) 12th grade in germany btw
2) yeah pretty cool
3)no but asian girls
4)games...play soccer
5)yeah
6) shit idk
7)not really
8) yes
9) yes
$)
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>>729746231
I think she just likes making fun of boys. Because one boy once cied because of her... she isn´t nice but.. yeah
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>>729746369
Link us her blog, so we can get a better feel for her
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Give us her tumblr faggot
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>>729746458
I like where this is going.
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>>729746511
fkn bad idea
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>>729746530
why?
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>>729746577
i just wanna see for myself
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OP, everyone in this thread is a virgin and a liar. Misinformation at every step.

Only one piece of advice can save you, and you have to use it well.

Get to know her, get inside her head and truly understand what she wants, become the friend zone, OP, and mold yourself into who she wants.

But you must do it naturally, convince yourself that you are what she's looking for, become it. That is the only way.

Anything else? Is a fucking joke.
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Just create a fake facebook/instagram/whatever account and try to get into contact with her. (This did not work for me though)
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>>729746369
you sound like you're doing way better than i was expecting haha! that's good.

alright man, let me break it down to you then: what you do in high school, besides getting good grades and not getting a criminal record, will have ZERO impact on the rest of your life.

so just ask her out. chicks dig a guy who has the confidence to let her know he's interested in taking her out on a date and getting to know her better. do your best not to overthink this. and if she declines, handle it gracefully and move on -- no big deal, there's PLENTY of other chicks out there, and you're better off knowing that you gave it a shot and can now move on. you'll have plenty of success in dating if you keep this attitude (and generally are + know you are a guy worth dating).
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>>729746663
>become the friend zone
>mold yourself into who she wants.

"*Become a cuck, OP*"
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>>729746663
Fucking killjoys.
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found her blog honeyglazedgirl.tumblr.com
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>>729746860
I think I really have to try this... even though she can be a cold hearted bitch when you ask her out
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>>729745103
Dont talk about her blog unless she knows you follow her, learn as much as you can about her from it and if you are genuinely into the same things you can casually bring it up someday. If you're not into the same shit, force yourself to like it to be the best goddamn man in the world for her. You'll find her at music gigs and art shows, perfect place to chat. Godspeed anon, I've done this before
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>>729746161
this is cringey af
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>>729746986
don't just flat ask her out. Warm up to her but make your interests clear, fast. Within a day or two of having your first good conversation, ask her if she wants to meet for beer or coffee
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>>729744812

Can u realisticly hook up with someone u fap to?
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>>729746986
it really works. if you become convinced you only have the one option and MUST make it happen, it can actually hurt your chances (both in dating and, interestingly, work interviews) because you behave differently -- with a "famine" mindset, aka less confident.

if you were a chick who would you rather date: (A) someone who has plenty of options, or (B) someone who thinks YOU are the only option? i think this trips a lot of dudes up because they think (B) is more romantic or something, but the reality is women prefer (A) because it's an indicator of a successful, desirable person, and it's even more meaningful if that person chooses to date you over others. the EXACT same thing applies to job interviews, which is why i mentioned that also.
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>>729747070
fuck off nerd, i'm trying to help
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>>729745290
I was willing to help but seeing as you lied about her having an Instagram I changed my mind. I found it before that other guy and wasn't going to let anyone know but I guess it's too late now. /b/ being /b/ I wouldn't be surprised everyone in this thread has pestered her by now so say goodbye to her blog and good luck finding out anything about her now
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>>729746081
Rape her then? What's the harm in that
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>>729744812
Anon you don't want that fucking skank, she's just going to break your heart and drive you crazy. She's the kind of girl Chad's hump and dump back into the parking lot.
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Is this her?
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She looks like the kind of boring ass basic bitch that's "special and unique".

Only good for a pump and dump.
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>>729747599
I thought she didn´t. Guess I am not that great of a stalker then
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>>729744812
blog link plz.
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>>729747420
My friend recently fucked this girl he had fapped over for nine years. Dream big anon
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>>729746979
kek
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>>729748256
what are you talking about? all the images you posted have "tumblr" in the name lolol
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>>729748535
we talked about instagram first of
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>>729748535
I follow her and just see her pics on her dashboard and save them. And I have no insta mysel so how should I know
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Thanks for the advice....well the one advice I got.
Gonna talk to her tomorrow
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kidnap her and lock her in your basement
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>>729748256
>>729748576
Hes a bad stalker indeed. All I had to do its put on google her tumblr name "honeyglazedgirl"

Like kek dude.
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>>729748729
There's a high chance someone already let her know some stalker is going to approach her tomorrow maybe wait a couple days... or weeks
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Buy a hamster, paint it in pink, give it to her and tell her: ''his name is Asscheeks''
Proceed to bang her after she wets herself.
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Ask her if she shaves her vagina
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>>729748910
can we get her facebook?
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>>729749299
probably doesn't
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>>729744812
Just kidnap her and keep her in your basement until she develops Stockholm. You couldn't come up with this yourself? You're not that bright, are you?
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>>729746979
Let's get to it, shall we?
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Holt fuck, She reminds me of ivorydolphin.. She be 22?
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>>729748332
Did he cum prematurely, I feel like that could be an issue.
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>>729744812
she is asian
here a protip for asian girl
give her money she will suck your dick
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>>729746979
Not an inkling of personality on her blog just pastel makeup shit. Idk what you fell in love with her tits? Plenty of bigger naked ones on pornhub for free.
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>>729746979
well rip op
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Vani Mayoi, living in Germany?
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>>729747599
In the time since this thread's creation she removed the Instagram link from her tumblr and made her account private it's like I said nice going OP you kraut moron
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Bet you have used this pic before OP
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Any stalkerfags here? If so, invade her privacy for the kek
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Just get as hold of as much cash as you can and offer her money for sex. If she says no to 500, double it. And keep going till she says yes. Everyone has a price.
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>>729744812
You are trying to describe like every other fucking wanna be art hoe ive ever seen. They seem great and their humor seems fucking amazin but they they tend to be stuck up bitches but i could be wrong just hit her up chances are she will laugh at one of your jokes and end up talking to you more.
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If your really at the same school like her you should know that she got a boyfriend dont you?
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Appears as though she has a boyfriend?

And you're stalking her?

Probs gonna get analhilated

Prepare your dick anonfag
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>>729746081
youre grasping at straws and you know it dude. just accept shes gorgeous but youre not her style. you got better things to do than idolize some girl.

its pretty easy for girls to look great at 17-19 but the 10s always turn into blubbery entitled dogshit at age 20. hang in there and hook up with a solid 7 who loves to suck cock. youll have way more fun.
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>>729752300
So beta.
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>>729752513
sorry whats that?? i cant hear you over my

fucking
dubs.

sit back down little dog.
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>>729752652
>i'm so beta the only thing i can achieve is by random chance
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>>729752652
>believes dubs gives him some kind of power.

So beta.
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>>729746860
The day /b/ board actually gave really good advice.
It is the end of days boys...
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>>729749368

That's good
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>>729750315

Doesn't sound like a German name at all.
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>>729753509
My name is Andres and I'm Japanese.

Doesn't sounds like a Japanese name at all.

Retard.
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Shes an asshole
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>>729744812
You forgot autistic
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>>729752300
this guy
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>>729750030
Can confirm
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None of this advice is valid unless you can answer this honestly. Are you attractive?
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Post a pic of yourself and her tumblr or whatever the chinesse girl is into
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>>729753909
this.
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Fuck this anne frank looking jew
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>tumblr
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and she deleted her instagram and tumblr
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>>729746888
Trips of truth
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>>729753015
>Not respecting dubs
/b/ truly has become a corpse
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>>729746369
Dude, do what i did back in the day.

GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS ANON AND JUST GO FOR IT.
wait for the right moment and just go talk to her .
Do you have anything to lose? no! and thats the answer you already have if you dont try.

GL
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and she also changed her facebook
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>>729754534
Link us to her fb plz anon.
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>>729754599
100010331166332
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>>729754705
mhhhh I dont think thats her anon.
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>>729754774
her instagram friends and tumblr name match
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It's nice that Miss Swan has a blog but you should really calm down.
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>>729754885
Oh ok, gotcha.

btw, she deleted every social netwrok she had.
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>>729745342
Yeah, that's why she spends time taking selfies to post for others to comment on. Fuck me, you are stupid.
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invite her out
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>>729744941
Don't listen to this fuck head. Be as much of a creep as possible.

Also sarcastic, artistic, and exotic aren't complements. Sarcastic just means cunt. Artistic just means stuck up bitch who thinks she is better than other women. Exotic just means foriegn. Also judging by her pictures and the fact that she has a blog I am guessing she has taken miles of cock, mostly non-white cock. Literally the trashiest of trash. Would rather fuck a trailer park hoe than these artsy bitches.

If that's your thing though idc rape her and post pics fuck it.
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>>729747727
But anon! Rape is wrong!
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Lets find out about the fag who created this thread and tell her boyfriend so he can beat the shit outa him!
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>>729745103
Absolutely dont do this
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>>729759134
>>729745103
Especially since these artsy chicks are so full of shit. They are more into chads than even normal girls but try and hide it for some reason.
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>>729744812
What race is she?
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>>729745687
Plot twist. OP is grill.
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>>729754981
KEK

underrated post
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>>729744812
those disgusting drawn on eyebrows again.

used to be only low class beaner girls did that shit.
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>>729745033
The key is to realize she's not anymore special than you are. Stop putting bitches on a pedestal you beta cuck. When u actually get the balls to talk to her you'll probably realize her personality sucks lol.
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>>729749342
We can do better than that.

Lets figure our who this faggot is and then let everyone in the school know that hes slaking her and plans to rape her.

Come on old /b/I know your stilll here somewhere.
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her snapchat name is snuffgod.
someone get wins
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>>729753438
maybe, more sad than /b/ members
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>>729761730
Sounds good, lets do it.
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>>729762911
x
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Why don't you just kill her, then you can be with her forever. Easy.
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>>729746979
>snapchat is snuffgod
ew
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>>729761730
>I'll contact her through instagram. Will post results
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>vegan
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>>729746979
cache
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btw: vani -
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>>729764429
Sir. well done.
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>>729764349
Vanessa
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>>729764429
There's always one faggot. You're not cool for doing that, ya know?
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>>729744812
Lul, read that like anoretic.
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>>729765052
fuck of newfag
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- 12th grade
- Germany
- X = "soccer" , "games"
- Vanessa = "tumblr" , "scorpion eyes"
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>>729765302
Enjoy your life not having girlfriends, you utter loser.
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>>729744812
Asian dating pro tip:

Go for the real deal... not these westernized disgusting versions of Asian. They're so fucking jaded that it's disgusting; however, genuine Asian girls love whiteboys.
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>>729765879
Oh fuck sorry. I'm autismo
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befriend her enough to say mean shit and she wont take you at face value and then act like the nigger you truly are and dont give a fuck. if shes actually good she'll give you the succ
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>>729744812
>perfect girl. sarcastic, artistic and exotic
Go to college after 4 years of being surrounded by these mirror image women you'll hate them
>blogs
Jesus fuck no
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>>729766285
yeah unconventional males (the type that visit /b/) usually fall for hipsters thinking they're the same kind of person but they aint.
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>>729754446
I actually agreed with your original post but only newfags care about dubz kys
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>>729764429
no response?
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Asking for advice.......
ON 4CHAN!
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>>729766784
nothing
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>>729745033
Then you will not be getting with her.
She outta your league
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>>729766461
Yeah, and I can understand it at a young age, especially in high school. But one or two interactions/dates dispels it quick. If there's anything I learned it's that most thesbians, bloggers, and horsegirls are fucking nuts, even for women
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>>729745481
they are horny
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>>729764429
Pfffft it won't fucking matter she will never find out who OP is anyway.
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>>729767170
i understood at fourteen that all the romantic and cute situations i imagined when i looked at pretty girls was just my primal brain trying to reproduce.
girls who act and dress "alternatively" are usually just girls with less self esteem that try to cater to B and C grade males and get their attention.
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>>729764238
Do it op, ask her out!
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>>729744812
Photoshop a pic of her being fucked by a dog, print it out, then tribute it (shoot your cum over the pic and then take a picture of it), and send her the tribute pic.
Wins any girl over, anytime.
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>>729767425
She could narrow it down by quite a bit, by asking herself if there were any shy guys in her theatre class.
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jerk off before you go out with her, OP. believe me, it makes a huge difference in your personality.
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>>729768670
story?
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She wont go out with him she still got a boyfriend!
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>>729768809
i've scientifically proved to myself i acted much more friendly to women when i hadn't jerked off prior to the interaction. if you want to be fully honest, you can't have your instinct mess with the way you act.
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>>729744812
But first OP, what are you looking for? I mean, what do you want to have with her? Just get late? A pretty nice relationship?
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>>729768977
That actually sounds pretty legit, thanks for the advice. (not op by the way)
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>>729757872
/thread
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>>729764429
Dude just leave OP alone let him rape her first
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I want to see how she responds
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How about go talk to her for starters?
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>>729744812
you fucked up. congrats you fucking retard. never bring your personal life onto /b/
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Take about a gram of phenibut from Liftmode early in the morning, and by afternoon, your social anxiety should be lifting.
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This is probably the most stupid thing that i've ever seen in my life, just talk to her and stop being such a creep
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>>729767945
They also take it in the ass like champs.
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>>729746081
you know what to do anon
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>>729767170
Yes, definitely all women in live theater. Avoid at all costs.
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>>729748910
Pakistani? Does she have to shave between eyebrows?
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>>729767945
I've honestly thought about castrating myself. It feels like I'm wasting way too much time watching porn, hitting on women, etc. It would be such a relief. Plus, I hear you'd live quite a bit longer as well.
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>>729771533
That's cats.
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>>729771755
Yea, and humans.
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Wonder if OP will be able to stay composed in theater class after all this or if he'll have to drop the class for fear of her finding out it was him who created this thread
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She responded boys
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>>729747599
>>729754285
Oh shit I called it she actually deleted her tumblr. Fuck we did OP dirty I'd almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't so stupid for being in love with someone he knows little shit and then sharing with /b/ of all places
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>>729774878
rip that nigga that try to get her puss
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>>729774215
rip OP
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>>729775527
he is probably going to commit suicide what spineless dweeb
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>>729774215
It gets better.
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Awww man op fucked up so hard sorry bro you should know better than trust b/
RIP OP
Never gonna get that puss been there man
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tumblr links dead, anyone got the new one
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Anyone have more pics ?
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Does anyone have more pics ?
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Hi Honey Glazed Gal!
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>>729776655
>>729776688
checked n kekd
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OP, take a deep breath, develop a good alibi, and claim to not have even heard about it. Think about some other losers in your school to spread out the suspicion.
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>>729774215
Ask her if she has an idea who it is
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deny deny deny op, stop posting in thus thread, spam new threads on /b/, and post in other threads forcing this one to 404 as soon as possible
go to school tomorow act like nothing happened, never bring this up, and dont talk about her or 4chan to anyone
if you get questioned you dont even know what 4chan is
good luck you fucking nerd
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Op loves her and post her /b/
Op is a faggot
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What if she reads this thread and turns out she's into it? The stalking that is.
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>>729750444

Nice trips
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honeyglazed girl post tits please
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>>729777127
You have literally no balls
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>>729777514
What if she is OP?
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This thread is fucking hilarious
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Honey shit looks like shit
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>>729777523
We need more
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>>729777755
fuck off faggot thats the best way to handle this situation
any other way would be fucking retarded
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>>729777838
Yeah, dat's gonna end up on r/4chan
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1. Don't fap to her, it will boost confidence
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2. Post more pictures
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>>729777999
She must have guess who op is, there can't be 5k dudes in theatre class
OP : be responsible and excuse yourself to honey girl
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>>729774215
>I was being told
>Thank you for telling me...

Why does this bitch talk like an RPG character?
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>>729777408
Did she responded ?
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>>729778355
yeah all thats gonna get him is a bunch of shit
his options are either deny it and let it all be unproven rumors or admit it and be confirmed a loser
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>>729778509
r/outside
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>>729778509
A Japanese/German girl while probably having many American friends online wouldn't have grown up speaking English
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>>729777999
Double trips hot damn.
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>>729778622
Oh yeah sure unproven rumors are far better of course

OP : you're doomed
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>>729778808
they are far better
hes basically fucked either way but this way atleast gives him a little bit of a chance to save his own ass
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I never understood why people keep posting stuff like this on /b/, this shit happens 99% of time
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>>729778622
he can always shoot up the school
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Protip be artsy like me


https://soundcloud.com/user-528854025/benzbuttzn808z
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She shutdown her Tumblr !
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>>729777999
Double trips of truth
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another live ruined, well done kek
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>>729779176
Boloss
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>>729779379
Fuck you frenchfag
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This always happens.
We've seen this thread so many times, and it always ends the same way.

OP, best case scenario she's sarcastic and artistic enough to not care that you're crushing on her in the quantum dimension.

I mean, best BEST case scenario she turns out to be into you, but let's not shoot for the stars. You're probably having a panic attack now, anyway.
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>>729745342
whats her number? ill put in a good word for you
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Hey OP are you in jail ?
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>>729779467
<3
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thread dying
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>>729780069
But what a piece of a laugh
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>>729780446
Yeah, would be fun if there was a second part
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>>729777408
Can't die now currently waiting on this
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>>729780624
that dude probably gonna flirt w/ her or some shit
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>>729780576
We want to know how op explained the shitstorm to honey girl
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>>729747489
holy fucking shit thanks anon this explains alot
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When the thread is close to ending somebody make a new one or I will. I wanna see what happens to OP. I have her on Snapchat sending me selfies and she said she has an idea who it is in her theatre class. This website is insane
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>>729780915
sure, pics or didnt happen
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>>729780915
No this website is fucking awesome
And wtf you have her snapchat, are you a friend of her ?
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poor op.
but shits funny as hell
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Its like Denko (´・ω・`) but creepier
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>>729780915

Bullshit essay post fucking screenshots or neck yourself
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>>729781149
> being this gullible.
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RIP my nigga OP.
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>>729778355
Only option is to deny. Plausible deniability. He could claim someone was trying to frame him for it as a practical joke to ruin him, too. He probably gets picked on already, so he could just claim the guys that pick on him did it.
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>>729774215
Ask her for nudes cunt
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>>729781720
>He could claim someone was trying to frame him for it as a practical joke to ruin him
bad move, just deny
once you start scrambling for complicated excuses it looks more and more like you really did it
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OP is probably dead inside now
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>>729783110
hes prob dead irl too lol
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>>729747575
>nerd
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>>729744812
Hey anon-kun it's me, Vina I knew who you were all along. Thank you for professing your love for me we'll speak more on this tomorrow in theatre class. In the meantime, here's a photo of me smile. :)
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>>729768544
Also plays soccer, likes asian girls and has had a gf. Op is fucked.
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>>729783787
where is the timestamp? ha
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>>729783930
and the tits
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>>729777408
You just fucked OP's whole life up, nigger.
Now he has a less chance of getting her.
Not cool.
OP, just give it a month or so and go up to her and actually talk to her about something relevant about school or something.
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>>729783930
this pic has already been posted u fucking idiot motherfucker
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>>729784495
Take a fucking pen and write it.
Retarded
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>>729744812
Hey anon hello its me vina. I had no clue about this. Let see if tomorrow we have the chance to talk and then i can suck your big cock. Xxxxxxxx
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The only way to get grills is to stop being your autistic self. Be the instigator, be assertive, and be decisive. If you are not all of these things, you're fucked unless you can fake it.

Go up to her and say something like "Hey I read your blog and really like it. You're pretty cute too. Want to do something together this weekend?"

Something like this is the only way you'll ever get closer. Don't sound like an autist either.
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>>729744812
isn't that this chick https://www.instagram.com/re.verb/
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>>729784778
bro are you seriously this fucking retarded ?
he was saying that the picture in question was posted by op in this thread therefore the anon posting it posing as the girl is just trolling
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>>729785056
>https://www.instagram.com/re.verb/
Dude you're fucking high
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