Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>729739059
Thank you, that's kind of you!
>>729739357
Hello
Still here and >>729739357
Hi mavis. Good luck.
>>729739461
Your under arrest. That skirt is not regulation length
>>729739477
Hey I went to the store. The girl there didn't like me asking for a steady relationship.
>>729739461
It's nothing. I know how hard it can be to get some things just right. >>729739617
What did she say?
>>729739617
Please, this skirt is fine!
>>729739648
I was trying to take a lighttrail picture of Mako's car..
>>729739719
THats a short skirt. How did it go?
>>729739477
Dig a hole or build a wall
>>729739719
Are you feeling not bad today?
>>729739648
She said something about me being autistic and she's calling the cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otYHF8jaLjw
>>729739881
it's fine!
not..well
I'm gonna try again tomorrow
>>729739961
Correct!
>>729740044
That's not bad to hear!
>>729739899
Not doing either of those things.>>729739966
Oh. I'm sorry mavis. >>729739984
Hi Chen. Sorry mobile post and I'm retarded>>729740044
I could sneeze and see up her dress. That sucks. Hope it goes better.
>>729740110
Just do it
>>729740100
How are you?
>>729740110
Completely untrue!
Thank you, it should
Claim
Hi guys how is everyone?
>>729740276
are you sick and twisted like your waifu?
>>729740176
No I don't want to. >>729740180
Watch me do it. Do you know why it went wrong? >>729740276
Hi yuno
>>729740110
Hey.
>>729740396
Awe cute. How are you?
>>729740338
but you can't!
I have a few ideas
>>729740507
Why not? Maybe try them out on a light in your house beforehand?
yo
>>729740333
Yes I am :)
>>729740338
Hi tomo Have you dean to bed or are you still up from when we spoke last
>>729740476
Eating yogurt.
You?
>>729740657
Heh I don't think Yuno would want to date someone as crazy as her. Psychopaths usually go for overly nice people.
>>729740657
I am still awake. >>729740676
What kind? Laying in bed again.
>>729740718
Strawberry.
>>729740564
she is for pure
But for now I must sleep
I am tired
>>729740810
Chen cooling off. I haven't seen a fan like that in so long. I remember talking into them for a buzzy voice.>>729740905
Goodnight Louise.
>>729740699
This presumes that I am not nice, I am very nice to the people I love
>>729740718
What time is it for you?
>>729740932
It's 4 am
>>729740923
My mom used to have one at her work place.
It was pretty fun to see it going left to right again and again.
>>729740968
Ah I suppose that is not that bad
>>729741053
That's cool. I remember the few times I went to my fathers work. He had a private under him who was nice but always got yelled at by my dad.
>>729741192
I've been up for almost a full day. I don't lead a life so it's fine.
>>729741199
Why?
>>729741281
My dad was in charge of supplies and I guess the private would mess up paperwork or something. He would come home some days calling the private an idiot and all that.
>>729741267
You are going to crash pretty damn hard when you do finally hit the sack
>>729740180
Not bad
>>729741340
Well.
Sorrry.
>>729741399
That's the hope.>>729741449
It's fine. The private was still nice. Do you have the Chen comic when they are afraid of the vacuum?
>>729741507
You want to crash?
カラミチーマス
>>729741507
I think I have it somewhere but there are too many pics and I am lazy to search for it.
>>729741744
Yes. It's hard to just fall asleep.>>729741811
Ah that's ok. I guess post happy chen? She is very cute
>>729741761
Hi rem
>>729741846
Ow I see you got a bit of insomnia
>>729741948
I guess so.
>>729741846
Seras claimed
>>729741866
Hi Yuno. How are you?
>>729742072
Her legs look a bit big there but it's cute.
>>729742229
Thicc.
>>729742222
I'm okay, just watching some video from the Berkeley battle it looks like fun. How are you? What you up to?
>>729741993
you feel like you have been up for long enough yet or do you need more time?
>>729742312
Oh that's a cute pose.
My ex made the same pose for me lmao.
Good morning all. Tomoko I see you are still awake. Glad to see you here
>>729742222
Solid quad claim. Can't beat that.
>>729742530
Hello murder waifu
>>729742670
That's pretty nice.
Did you have to ask, or did she just send you the picture?
>>729743045
I asked her before
I didn't asked for that one
>>729743057
Nice waifu
9/10
>>729743197
Was she submissive?
>>729742983
Aw that's a pretty knife, have you been having fun?
>>729743057
Hggg that's sexy
>>729742983
Good morning, Koume.
>>729743783
Nice pose
>>729743726
I try. But I only tend to be cute, not so much calculated like you.
>>729743783
Yea! Friends.
>>729743922
I wanna try
>>729743555
Yes.
>>729743922
The tongue on Rem's kills me.
>>729744201
>adorable
How are you?
>>729743726
Nice sword, it's even folded 1000 times
>>729740932
Do you secretly want to kill them?
>>729744556
>>729744556
Good good. Just starting to work for the day after "exercising"
>Copy cat day cause why not
>>729744725
Yea! Kurumi is doing it too!
>>729744201
May i suggest using poison it tends to work very well for adorable little ones like you. That's close to the face but you need to put the palms of your hands falter on your cheeks
>>729744556
You can't blame the girl for wanting a lick blood tastes good.
>>729744725
It was very hared to get my hands on
>>729744765
I think your getting the ones I love mixed up with the ones I pretend I love
>>729745269
What kind of "excercise" did you do?
>>729745580
Would you kill the ones you love for Yuno?
>>729745546
Well yeah, Everyone knows Kurumin is crazy
sorta
>>729745580
But was it worth the hared work?
>>729745580
Like this! And I could do it like that. But where is the fun unless you sit there and watch them....
>>729745583
Lower back strengthening stuff and now pullups. Apparently it was not enough and I have to do more.
>>729745912
Yes yes but we like her
Ugh, I'm on a different phone so no pics.
Taiga claimed
>>729746288
Well yeah, she's great, definitely a top tier waifu
Your waifu is ok too, i guess
>>729745580
>I want a girl who wants a little taste of my blood
>>729746288
I work out random parts of my body when I workout, but mainly stay near core and chest, never really arms.
>>729746476
Lies
-Aya claimed
>>729746476
Taiga nooooo! You have no phone pics of your waifu? Have a taiga on me
<3 Ko
>>729746505
She is gotta watch out though she will get lewd on you.
>>729746625
Core is probably the most important. Keeps your whole body strong. I over looked that and I think it contributed to me getting hurt
>>729746721
What?!
Never, Kurumi is pure
...
...
...
Pure lewd
>>729745866
Would I kill to have my own yuno? yes
>>729745912
It was very hared to get the last owners hands off it (rigor mortis is a pain) but I have no regrets?
>>729746288
Now your not extenuating the fingers enough and have you ever seen Polonium poisoning it is great fun to watch
>>729746625
Me to
>>729746816
Secretly saved. Well at least she makes no bones about it. You know what you are getting. And she does it so innocently . Thus making it even better. Solid choice again.
>>729747039
It's very hard to do with the sleeves in the way.
>>729747039
That's why Kurumi is lucky to have a Sta- Angel
She never has to steal weapons
>>729747672
Yes yes, praise be to Kurumi, best girl
>>729747496
Hi
>>729747672
That's a good look for you may be you could make it you signature look
>>729747852
That sounds nice procuring weapons is a pain but then one the other hand the difficulty dose make it fell rewarding when you get a good one
>>729748226
That gif shows that she has no idea how to use a gun properly
>>729748875
Don'y need to know how to use it when your firing at a crowd
>pic related (dark humour)
>>729749220
The pic didn't send
>>729749115
What you up to?
>>729749296
Just got out of the shower and turning on my laptop
Im a silly. Why am I staying up.
>>729749355
Same.
>>729749336
Be careful not to get it wet you could get shocked
>>729749220
>Not stopping time to hold a school hostage
>>729749355
Because you want to see me
>>729749461
toaster + bathtub = sweet embrace
>>729739391
I love you ebola chan
>>729749461
I don't have it in the shower..
>>729747852
Best girl is in the eye of the beholder. However I always did like her.
>>729748226
The sleeves? It definitely is. The face is a little harder to come by. She never really makes angry faces.
>>729748875
Let's not judge someone based off one burst. CQB distance to a pro can be shot from the hip accurately
bep bop
>>729749831
Boop-nyan
>>729749336
I had a shower about an hour ago, did you enjoy yours?
>>729749355
Go to bed Baka
>>729749548
There are a hundred ways to skin a cat or holed up a school
>>729749707
The most dangerous people are the most unassuming
>>729749548
I honestly have no idea.
>>729750115
You go to bed.
>>729749440
But who are you.
>>729750035
rawr
Koumes "claws" look scary in that picture...
Anything fun happening here today?
>When one of your favorite characters gets nerfed into oblivion
>>729749707
I dunno, Kurumi is objectively best
>>729750115
There's a hundred ways you can spell stuff wrong too
>>729750212
It's because you love me, It's ok, I love me too
>>729750212
Go to bed and dream of cute waifu
>>729750290
Kinda slow, just a few people. But I do like manicures. They look nice.
>>729750115
Well that's just because people don't take them seriously. If you as least consider everything a potential threat you will live alot longer
>>729750756
But I love me. How can I share the love if we only love each other?
>>729750834
What if I dont want to dream of cute waifu?
>>729750756
HAHA sorry I'm dyslexic
Fuck your rules and fuck you too
Not even you bitches keep half of it.
What the fuck is the point of posting the same inane bullshit OP every time? Are you that bloody dense? Can't think of something even a little creative?
>>729751011
Autists love repetition
>>729750115
It was okay
>>729750897
Slow is comfy.
Manicures can be cool, but those nails look like they could tear out my throat with a flick of the wrist, spooky...
>>729750897
But people are stupid and don't look at threats like that so use the ineptitude to your advantage
>>729750908
If you don't want to dream about cute waifu then your probably in the wrong thread
>>729751050
I always enjoy showers there where I have my best thoughts
>>729750908
I'm sure you can figure it out
This ring I found can apparently be sold for +$75
>>729751050
This much? What a miserable bunch of high functionin' bastards
Jokes aside, I hate that buzzword. The shitty weebs in here often use it too.
>>729750756
I was always a shiro fan. That hair is amazing.
>>729751191
Thank you. What are you nom'ing today taiga.
>>729751309
I do, even if it's just emotional. However I long for the days again when I could use it as force.
>>729751544
To be fair autism and cuck have pretty much bled over into everyday insults and it's awful. But what's wrong with just conversation between people asking how days are going or what's been up. Even if there is no... Direct connection?
>>729752077
There's nothing wrong with it. The people talking shit in the posters here are just salty they have no friends irl or on the internet.
>>729752077
How do you kill if you could in any way?
>>729747039
What if Yuno told you to torture your best friend for hours and hours for her own sexual pleasure and asks you to kill them?
>>729751544
Alice is in the hospital isn't that wonderful?
>>729752270
I barely have any friends. But that's mostly because of geographic location. I have friends though
>>729752833
Automatic weapons
Hello everyone
>>729752833
Depends if it's a symbolic kill or not
Maybe the old man's .44
>Misaki Claimed
>>729753621
Are we talking LMGs?
>>729754068
What you you do if it was symbolic? i'm partial to knifes
>>729754068
I hate that girl why do you like her?
>>729754366
I have a Spyder Co Tenacious knife, AR-15, .44 Magnum would all be my primary weapons of choice. One of my lady friends is very partial to knives.
>>729754390
?
>>729754366
see >>729752871
>>729754504
How long have you had that laptop and why do you like Misaki? And what brand is that knife from and what's the design on your Zippo?
>>729754504
Mind posting a pic of lady friend?
>>729754366
I have. But I do prefer HMGs. Also 556 I enjoy my AR. Build. Also I have alot of 3006 AP rounds.
really /ak/ in here
>>729754641
Not very long. My laptop broke down in late January so I've been operating off of a family one for 2 months.
>>729754675
I'm afraid I don't have a picture of my newest lady friend yet. I will upload once I get it out.
>>729754763
>just in case Yuno asks you to shoot a Juggernaut
Blood-chan
Izaya
Colbs
Sonata
Murder
Erio 4M
Subtle
Darwin
Jack
Who is bringing all this old trash here?
Scum.
>>729755068
And what about the rest of the question I asked?
who are the best posters?
>>729755251
uibdecwiuhbuibhwedcuubiwdwdiubouuhwqsx
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu5Yk91s3J8
>>729755189
Chen should be on the list as top-tier trash
>>729755068
That's what the HEDP is for. Or maybe just a LAAW/AT-4.
>>729755321
lul
>>729755202
I have the 'Target' design on my zippo. Personally I am not as huge of a fan of it as I used to- the fluid seems to run out fairly quick and anything lit by it doesn't seem to hold as well.
I like Misaki because welcome to the NHK was my first real anime and I enjoyed watching her as a waifu.
Knife is Spyderco Tenacious.
>>729755321
+1
>>729755341
But I'm betting you don't have HEDP
I have M193, M856, 77 OTM, but nothing explosive.
>>729755488
>PEAKED
PEAKED?! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?
IT'S PIQUED.
>>729755488
is alice a gril irl too?
>>729755591
I am not grey.
>>729754504
You have no Idea how jealous of the us this makes me uk gun control is BS
>>729752871
>>729754520
You eventually lose touch with family and friends always end up going separate ways, so if there dead or just gone it doesn't make much difference that's why I would get one last use out of them in there death and i don't care about the means it all has the same result. That said I dought yuno would ask for that.
>>729754763
That is a lot of stopping power
>>729755676
Nope.
Alice is trash IRL.
>>729755684
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
>>729755684
fuckin
>>729755732
lul
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>>729755488
You were never my best friend
I can't believe such a cap found it's way to you
>>729755563
._.,
>>729756054
I was your best friend?
You are just my number one fan.
>>729756228
My only friends are Sonata, Jack and Erio
And I'm not your fan
Erio made me realize that you nothing more than an internet celebrity and my obsession with you was dumb.
Oh boy it's 04/20.
>>729756374
H-hey, there is no reason to be like that, little guy~
Do you want me to take care of you?
>>729756461
Ayy
>>729756463
I'm good, I heard you were bad news from Bern anyway
>>729755906
Uh-oh....I like
>>729755563
I have a serious addiction to ammo. I like my 55gr but anything mostly defense/hunting related I need.
>>729755722
Now I just need my own personal M2.
>>729756567
..
>>729756632
Nymph? How have you been? -hug-
>>729756750
Shut the fuck up.
>>729756827
Oh you're still Chen. Why do you have Nymph's avatar?
>>729756896
idk <4
>>729756461
kangaroos -_-
>>729756975
I can't namesync on this phone...
Anyway you're bad news and I was told by a lot of people not to associate with you
>>729756896
Please, don't be sad..
>>729757155
Sci was looking for you..
He wants to suck dat dicc.
>>729757182
I cannot...
>>729757241
I can't handle my meat
>>729757334
He*
>>729757284
·~·
But I care about you..
>>729757334
You can't handle anything you fucking creep.
>>729756603
No m2, feels bad man. but at least you have your waifu in a Nazi uniform I can't fined a good one of yuno in one any where
>>729757118
Ocolon.
>>729757429
I meant he can't handle my meat, he would die.
and you only care about yourself
>>729757480
o:
>>729757535
Stop lying.
test
>>729757718
You stop lying, you hurt countless people for fun and I will not be one of your victims
>>729757773
Mods
Ban him
>>729757856
stop projecting
You know you are the one doing that.