R8 my incest action plan. I'm going to leave the video

>>729736529
This is retarded and she will freak out. I hope she kicks you out. Faggot.

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cool story bro

>>729736587
This. Wow. Sad faggot. Leave the house.

>>729736529
Kek, this isn't going to end well

>>729736529
Is she hot?

>>729736529
10/10 will obviously work and won't fuck up your relation with your family forever

>>729736529
What if dad walks in instead?

>>729736529
sure this seems fine

you probably want to leave a camera running on her so you can see her reaction and judge based on that

>>729736529
Please set up a camera and record reaction.

>>729736707
This

>>729736677
He's gonna get kicked out kek

>>729736529
sauce on vid?

>>729736529
Please set up a camera and record reaction, I want to see this unfold.

sauce on the vid?

>>729736529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScdJURKGWM

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>>729736529
this is golden op. this will def work

Kek there's no way this can go wrong. Enjoy being homeless, or living in eternal shame

Life isn't porn faggot. She'll go mad and your relationship will be ruined forever. Also she will totally tell your dad therefore ruining your relationship with him aswell.

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>>729736529
dude, you are living in a neet dream, wake the fuck up, the only thing you gonna get is a slap from your dad and get kicked out the house

>>729736726
Yes. Record.

>>729736707

He'll put the pencil on the bed just to fuck with him.

>>729736898
>inb4 OP's mother move the yellow pencil on his bed

>>729736943
Is yellow pencil on the bed a reference and we are getting memed out here tho

please record this.

>live with parents
>should make action plan to get a life
>make 'incest action plan' instead

>>729736708
if plan fails +side is a great video for youtube

>>729736529
>inb4 your mom going to suck your dad in front of you

>>729736529
This is the best possible plan ever, do it mate. You covered every aspect of it, seems that you're smart and know what you're doing. Godspeed, anon.

>>729736529
Please do it. I mean, this is a stupid plan but i'm really curious as to how this is going to play out.

Do ittt i rate 10/10 what does mom look like

>>729736529
Yeah, do it. If I think about it its a win-win situation for us anyway.

>>729736529
This will not work. You have to say something like "if you don't, I gonna kill myself"

>>729737406
What plan wouldnt be stupid you do it op

>>729736529
10/10 man just pls record Ur mom's reaction

I dont think op will go threw

>>729736529
>take shower
>dad decides to vacuum
>sees vid and note
>come out of shower
>dad grabs you
>forces you on your knees
>he takes out his bulbous, pulsating daddy dick
>forces it balls deep into your throat
>you pass out from lack of oxygen
>you wake up at the homeless shelter with a note
>note says YOURE OUT OF THE WILL AND NEVER COME BACK
Thats the best case scenario

>>729737607
Dad vacume what world do you live in?

Livestream

>>729737654
In a world where your mother suck you of

INCEST ACTION PLAN

>>729737690
Doesnt sound too bad of a place there anon

>>729736771
motherless D0T c0m /6F2723D

>>729737654
A world where your dad is a helpless faggot who don't even lift and is too weak to push one

Y'all retarded newfags. OF COURSE he will succeed. You're just jealous of his mastermind plan. Go back to giving retarded love advices to your facebook friends and stopping random tumblr kids from cutting themselves. Fucking cucks.

Why can't you rape her like a normal person would?

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>>729736529
This is a new level of autism

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Holy kek... Put me in the cap guys

>>729736529
dude, we throw around the insult "kill yourself" a lot here as a joke but I really think non-ironically you should end your sad fucking life if this is the shit you are up to. You're a waste of oxygen, I hope your parents adopt a chimp to replace you.

>>729736529
this is so acoustic

if dubs... no way it goes wrong

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I N C E S T
A C T I O N
P L A N

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>>729736529
Get this shit off my board

>include me in the screencap

>>729737787
kill yourself

OP post pic of mom damn it.

>>729736529
I support you I wanna know if it works

>>729736999
Nice trips

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>>729737742
Oh.... I get it ;D

Yeah OP, you will succeed!
(its funny because it wont work LOL, we're so evil for tricking him!!!!!)

OP wont deliver

>>729737225
Kek

>>729737877
not after everyone laughing at his retarded ass plan

Op you present?? Pic of mom?

>>729737787
Kill yourself

Y'all gotta stop being opinionated autistic fuckbags, act nonchalant instead of freaking out. Maybe there would be note worthy stuff happening on 4chin that way

If OP delivers they are a fucking God. Albeit a fucking retarded one

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incist iction plin

> I haven't had my dick sucked in ages

I guess 16 years ago, you were skinny and flexible enough to suck yourself.

If op deleivers pic of mom i show pic of gf

>>729736529
Well, I think it might work.
A lot of moms have strange feelings for their children, particularly when they´re good looking and handsome. Maybe she won´t get fucked by his dad.
I wish you luck, send pics how it ended

>>729737949
OP for president!

>>729737871
Go away, kid, it's a place for adults, where heroes like OP commited epic actions. It was, before faggots like you came here and tried to destroy everything with your delusional faggotry. Kill yourself, nobody needs you. Not here, nor anywhere else.

Wtf happened to b? We should all be cheering OP on in this endeavor

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INCEST ACTION PLAN.
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

OP isn't coming back. He's already homeless.

Op youll be a god..

>>729738110
We did this once, we can do it again

OP we need status update ASAP!

>>729738194
Exactly my thoughts. Normies happened.

>>729738289
Yes op asap!!! Let us know

>>729738289
He's taking a shower

OP is going to be on the news I just know it..

>>729738212
Nah, he's taking shower with his hot mom. She thought that she can't contain herself and instead of bed, she has put the yellow pencil in her sexy butt and went to help her son shower.

>>729738409
My thoughts

>>729736529
>white people

Thats actually genious plan.

>>729736529
This is how I did it. Got blowie later that day. Shit was cash.

>>729738409
No shit

>>729736529
>fucking Mario background definitely going to work!!!

>>729738706
boing boing wahooo

>>729736529
not fail safe plan.
i don't know your mom but moms usually clean up around. what if she cleans p your bed and doesn't read. The evening your ass will be in pain. lets see a picture of your mom?

Why hasnt OP fucking delivered yet

>>729739246
hes to busy getting blown by his mom

>>729736529
I support this, do it faggot.

If it works can i borrow your mom?

OP is showering now or fagging out?

>>729736529
this is the funniest thing ive seen posted here in a while, thank you.

>>729736529
I am did this to!!! It is worked! My mother is give me head every day for almost whole day! I really are please to no more make hand sex.

>>729738409
>ya'all

it's y'all, nigger.

you-all

t. Georgian

>>729737213
Probably just something he saw on his desk that also isn't something you'd normally find on a bed and decided to go with it.

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>>729736529
Nice Plan M8, nice Idea - and don't listen to newfags here like:
>>729736587
>>729736762
>>729737764
>>729737871

Post that yellow pencil, you will get epic epics 4ever

Incest.............. ACTION PLAN.

>>729736529
You won't get shit for that stupid Mario wallpaper, OP.

>>729736529
Isn't it like.. better to do something less obvious at first? An accidental naked/boner scenario? Or trying to pat her ass and see how she responds?

>>729738013
word

OP will deliver....

don forget to set cam up nig, say it was all prank and shit if she freak out

>>729738257
Kek underrated

OP gone

I think op was killed by Her mother, He dont respond

>>729738202
haha!! my sides aree in orbit!! LOL! top kek, /b/ro!!

>>729740958
XD hahahaha kek zozzle lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my fellow /b/ro from another /h/oe

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>>729736529
Godspeed anon.
Also after this IAP goes off without a hitch do it with your Grandma and call it the OAP.

>>729741265
kek

>>729736529
Post pics OP

>>729741130
me like meme what site u use for meme? :DD

This guy is fucking genius! xD

>>729736529
404 incoming

OP here.

Guess who just got head everyone. Saw my entire assortment of colored pencils on my bed before my mom knocked around 10 minutes later. Feels good

>>729742421
pics or it didnt happen fag

I couldnt think of a better way to ruin your life

do it

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>>729736529

You forgot your hat OP

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>>729742421
Timestamp or gtfo

>>729742421
Entire assortment...yeah...except the yellow one I guess.

>>729737787
kill yourself faggot

>>729742421
pics or it didn't happen

I had a 14 year relationship with my half sister. Started when she came to live with us. I was 8 and she was 11. We would play games where we would end up touching eachother and trying silly things. But this fun came at a price. As much as she liked to play she also changed moods on a dime and was violent a lot. She would hit/ grab my balls when She got angry. This could happen without warning or for the slightest of things. As much as she made me cum over the years my balls took a beating. And she was hitting em before I could cum so she got in extra as far as I'm concerned. After I joined the navy I rarely called home and relocated to a different state. I got normalized in the military and just didn't want that craziness back.

>>729738565
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>729742925
Cuck

No pics no life

>>729738067
Why are you typing with a Kiwi accent?

>>729743003
In what way? I never dated her we just had sex till I was 23 and she was 26. We dated other people but we always fucked. My balls just got tired of being hit.

>>729742925
That kids of today...

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>>729743342
Bro I know right

>>729743342
I agree my life was not normal but I think this shot is timeless. Has always happened and will always happen you know?

>>729737836

nobody wants you faggot, who the fuck are you to stop us,, just get out and sniff your grandma's panties while you sprinkle your pathetic load on it,

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>>729743666
Checked

>>729743666
Calm down satan

>>729742421

omg this bait is so shitty that I won't even reply to it.

wait a minute...

>>729736529
Thats the gayest thing i saw in a while

>>729736529
Plz really do this. Is ur mom hot or something? You should do this with actual girls in public with a laptop.

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Fuck b lately, im done.

>>729742421
>>assortment of colored pencils

I don't know why this is so worrying

How's the IAP? Has your mother stopped sobbing yet?

You might want to leave the house before your dad gets home from the autism factory.

I want to see mom blow op where's some results??

>>729739804
Ha ha!! Cool! :)

itt: /b/ tries really hard

>>729738433
Pen in pooper

Are you this desperate bro?

So what happened op?

>>729736529
Thats a bold move cotton!