Dolphin Pussy Appreciation thread. >Female Dolphins will

>>729733271
Son you need Jesus

Because it's likely that a male dolphin will want to join in the fun and ream my asshole with his 12 inch dolphin dick

>>729733271
Because I don't find dolphins sexually attractive.

>They wont leave you for a man or dolphin with a bigger dick

Is there something you want to get off your chest

How do you not drown?

>>729733411
Just close your eyes and expose your dix to this dank puss

>>729733271
I once saw a video of a dude who sucked a dolphins dick

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>>729733411
Fucking normie

>>729733538
stamina

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my eyes, klorox

>>729733538
I just use my homemade underwater breathing/breeding apparatus

>>729733547
http://www.xvideos.com/video11527581/dolphin_blowjob

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>>729733656
Is that where you breath the dolphin's farts?

>>729733741
wow are you a doctor of engineering also, I thought I would be the only one in the thread.

>>729733700
oh.

wtf?

How can I hide a dolphin in my room? My mom would kill me if she found out

>>729733271
>Female Dolphins will willingly mate with male humans

U mad, Dolphin Boi?

how would a dolphin have sex with a human?
Is there some sort of dolphin missonary position?

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>>729733811
Of course! Sometimes I recycle my own semen to lube my eyes. Burns a bit but I almost feel like I can see my legacy through the film layer.

>>729733387

Sounds like a win win situation to me

>>729733271
Yeah, but if you rape them they will crush your dick into a flat surface...there muscles are super strong dude...It's ridiculous...dont fuck with a dolphin unless you KNOW for certain she wants you

>>729733271
Why is there no video of a man having sex with a dolphin?

>>729734192
sounds like you have some expirience
tnx for tip btw

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>>729734207
>picture familiar

>>729734207
Look harder my young padawan

>>729733700
What the fuck

#DolphinsRapePeople

>>729733271
are the green text backed by any source?

if it is true i'd imagine that people would be selling dolphin lubricant

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>>729733561
>Filename:
Internet Explorer

>>729733700
Wut

>>729734056

I shall be looking for your papers in the next issue of "How to, dolphins natures other white meat"

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>>729733271
You would think there would be actual videos of this :P

>>729733271
>will remember you
FUGGGGGG

>>729734647
well, that's fucked up

>>729733700
Wtf?!? There's a hole tag category for this in xvideos? :l

>>729733271
Because i'm not fucked up in the head

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>>729734746
>Dolphin Pussy
Still better than Nigress cunt

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Yall need jesus

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>>729734746
I'll get on that one as soon as I finish my National Geographic article: "Orcas: BLACKing our oceans, will White Fish ever take back their women?"

>>729734905
Even a hole in a concrete wall is better

>>729733700
I gotta clean my eyes with fucking bleach now

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>>729733700
kek

>>729733271
How do you meet a cute dolphin girl ?

>>729735546
Go to the Ocean in the South Atlantic/Pacific.
Find one, you can tell if it's male or female because females have two slits on either side of their cunts. Rub her belly, if she wants it, her belly/pussy with turn red, get out dick, press it into her cunt

???

Sex.

>>729733473
His ex left him for a male dolphin

>>729733271
this is the best thread i've seen in a while

Someone post vids of this shit

>>729735832
Trueeeeee

>>729735664
Actually she left me for a British man, cheated on him, got HIV, and he left her.

Meanwhile my degenerate Curiosity took over.

>>729736047
Don't blame this on a mars rover.

>>729736177
>Ex leaves me for a Brit
>get into Zoophilia
>Blame my Degeneracy on NASA and their goddamn stupid Mars Rover

>>729733271
>their pussies can contract so rapidly it can get you off in whats estimated as little as 2-3 minutes

i already get off in like, 15 seconds so whats your point

>>729733373
nah he just need to get married

>>729733561
>>729733271

This is all you will ever find...

any webm of dolphin pussy?

>>729736395
bump

>>729736395
YES we are waiting

>>729733271
>>They wont leave you for a man or dolphin with a bigger dick
Source?

thread is dead. op is fucking stupid posting ancient ass pics. kys

>>729736747
holy christ why are you so angry anon?

>>729733387
Kek

>>729736809
It's because he posted a link to some cheese pizza a while ago and he just realized how fucked he is so he's compensating by trying to make everyone else feel even the slightest bit like how he feels right now.

Wtf

>>729736809
the dolphin pussy man, it drives me crazy. im sorry.

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>>729736915
So anon is angry AND stupid? Rough life, he has my sympathies.

>>729736992
Empathy you mean

>>729733271
all dolphin related stuff, pics, videos have been effectively removed from the easily accessible parts of the web. Deal with it.

>>729734958
Despite their colour, I find that Orcas are one of the most Caucasian animals. They're at the top of the food chain and they're able to work in a team. I'm also yet to learn of an 'Orca ghetto' or an 'Orca rights movement'.

>>729737187
Blackfish was basically Orca Lives Matter.

>>729737180
Removed ? Like there is a conspiracy to hide dolphin porn from humanity ?

>>729733271
You stay away from animals.

>>729737525
Nigga I only want a Dolphin. Dogs and Horses don't fuck for Pleasure.

dolphins do

>>729737355
Hm, yeah, I considered that but I don't think it counts because; (1) it's inter-species (2) it's factually completely wrong

>>729733271
hmm I assume for most people who want to fuck a dolphin drowning would be the main issue

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Finally, some old /b/. You can easily tell by the comments who"s an oldfag and who's not.

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>>729733700

>>729733700
dat scream tho

>>729738065
haha I too am an Oldfag

pool is closed am I right?

does anyone have that story of the man who was in a sexual relationship with a dolphin?

it was pretty hot, he talked about how he didn't rape her and such and they bonded well

>>729738832
It's called Wet Goddess, Recollections of a Dolphin Lover.

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