Kek worship thread. Sacrifice thine repeating digits to the green

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Observe his greatness and worship him you fucking plebs

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If dubs all who recognize kek's power are granted mercy from his chaos today. No traffic jams, No craziness at work, No getting triggered by shitty baitposting online like a retard, No relationship trouble Everything will be fine for us today.

>>729732565
Well fuck, Guess my girlfriend's gonna break up with me while we're stuck in traffic trying to get to work because I showed her an offensive frog picture on my phone. GG.

>>729732565
Shit. Kek is not a merciful god

i want my goddamn brain back.

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>>729732640
Posting in his name isn't enough to appease him, We must post the green frogs, Kek gains power from memes like any other god gains power from prayer.
Take this humble meme kek and grant my wish: I wish for the denizens of this site to forgive my samefagging and not try to hurt my feelings over it.

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>>729733016
Damn dem titties

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>>729732902
>slaves to kek: Pepe fortress
>histories of memes and traps
Rolling for more anons to recognize kek's power and become faithful to his image, Which will make him even more powerful in our minds.

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Rolling for someone else to get trips before this thread is pruned by heathen mods that wish to suppress the cult of esoteric kekism.

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>>729732900
This is the only get in this whole thread so far

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>>729733366
Full house get checked

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>>729733327
It's a bitter harvest for the faithful this time around anon, But keep kek in your heart and your devotion will be rewarded with gets in the future, If our meme god granted our desires everytime we posted in his name then the chaos would be too much even for him.

Rolling for heathen mods to fall in love with kek as we have and allow these humble temples to the smug one to go on without their tyranny.

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>>729733366
I wonder what he wished for...

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Alright I'm going to bed because I'm a wagecuck that needs sleep for work.

Rolling for good sleep that will leave me waking up satisfied at my desired time.

>>729733777
For your trips of truth you are rewarded with forgiveness of the crime of saving thumbnails.

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>>729733777
Checked

I just want to be able to chill out, no anxiety, no anger, just an easy time, and without weed.

praise kek
i need a cute and cuddly little sister.

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>>729733953
I'll give you my wish I've already had dubs and trips
>>729733966

>>729732195
I wish for a squire

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>>729734033
>>729734088
Checked!

Please let me get a good GPA this semester

>>729734138
fuck. rip dreams

Whats going to happen to make kek intolerable to be associated with? We all know itll happen eventually.

Mass adoption by normies would probably do it.

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Praise KEK

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>>729734311
There are somethings normies don't like

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Give me the ability to stay focused long enough to work on my cartoon and also learn 3d modeling so I can make mod stuff

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Glorious Kek please let anon finish the Sarah story

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