OH no heroes there's a goblin in front of your path only

>>729723573
Rell

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>>729723638
THANK you hero! But now a spoopy skeltal is here can you roll a 3 to stop him!

>>729723638
>8
>8hp
It's dead in one hit
Pick something better op

>>729723764
Roll

>>729723764
Yes eye can

>>729723806
Decent swing but a miss try again hero

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*blocks path*

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>>729723953
Nice! But we got ambushed we need dubs!

I am ded. :(

>>729724090
*rolls*

>>729724090
*cast Meteor*

>>729724090
np fam i got this

martin

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>>729724126
Roll for a 6 to initiate auto revive.
>>729724211
Woah, some crazy asks horse blocks your path, this should be easy for you roll a 0 to instakill

>>729724331
rollaroo

>>729724331
Die vile fiend!

>>729724331
*teleports behind hoers*

>>729724466
Dubs eh I'll take it as a kill, we should go back to town and restock though.
>>729724630
Nice!

Back to town what do we do?

>>729724767
Buy the Adamant gear

>>729724767
lets find us a qt trap gf

>>729724885
We just started tho. We have 300 gil, let's roll an even number to decide

>>729725002
Fuck ok so where do we go hero?

>>729725024
Buy one shield for our warrior and sledge down with it from the mountain here.

>>729725002
GM pls, this cant be real.

Cut of Bepis!

>>729725431
Well ok to keep it FF related we can ignore this guy so ok were in town, 300 gil what do heroes?

>>729725570
Go back to fighting

>>729725649
That ambush got you good though maybe we should heal at an inn, it's only 15 gil, also fuck rules let's keep it open otherwise this will get boring quick, so qt trap guy is back in.

Ok so
>>729725002
This fag I guess really needed that trap, what happens now queer.

>>729725902
go to nearest anime convention and see if we can score sum dere boipucci

Take knife and cut off bepis!

>>729726009
Ok let's see here can you roll for it though?roll 5 or higher to make it happen.

>>729726124
5 or higher get

>>729726119
>bepis
what did he mean by this?

>>729726284
His meat shaft, cut it off

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>>729726229
Damn it ok we at the convention, but you ran into a bomb. 1-4to fight, 5-8 to flee, 9 and 0 to defend

>>729726445
quickly, thief do something!

>>729726445
what do we have to roll to die?

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Oh holy shit everyone it's the superboss of the post game that only appears in the remakes.

>>729726344
Dubs confirm, off with his penis

>>729726528
Only quints can defeat the passed dragon.

>>729726528
Roll

>>729726528
>post game
nu-uh, im not doing those. I defeated the big last boss got the end cut scene and thats it. get out

>>729726493
So we fight, odds miss evens hit,
>>729726515
Roll a trip to die

>>729726644
fuck you thief, you clumsy piece of shit

>>729726764
Nice a hit, bomb is preparing for something...

>>729726594
But you get the best sword in the series if you can kill it.

>>729726644
Trip get!

>>729726528
Strike the wizard

>>729726900
Dubs you live, you hit the bomb, it grew bigger!

Someone roll 7 or higher to ensure the bombs death!

>>729727186
ok

>>729727186
Roll

>>729727237
nice one anon, what now GM?

>>729727234
HE got here first
>>729727237
Sorry...
Bomb self destructed you live but you're critically wounded.

>>729727361
Take a knife and cut off the heros penis

>>729727362
sooo we roll now for... what? I suggest go to this inn get a sleep and maybe the maiden here is a qt trap too

>>729727456
We at the convention we bought a room for cheap, we see a qt trap only a 6 can talk with it. Odds will scare her away

>>729727574
>her

>>729727574
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU FREAK

>>729727574
tip fedora at her

>>729727574
Let me tell you about the jews

>>729727797
oh shit anon, no

>>729727797
Fuuuug I blew it

>>729727797
Nice going you scared it away... dubs decides the next thing we do

>>729727870
chase her what elsr

>>729727870
we wreak havoc among the weebs and cut them down

>>729727870
Cut off Bepis

>>729728066
Fucker I hate you...5 and under to confirm 5 and higher to rethink

>>729728130
heh

>>729728179
THANK Jesus, dubs decides what's next. No more bepis cutting.

>>729728179
Hey that guy wasn't even me this time, seems like the popular vote is to go ahead and cut it off

>>729728266
lets invite some weebs to duel on a hand to hand combat. bet 50 gil

>>729728275
He rolled first friend you may try again if you roll for trips.
>>729728366
Nice!

Dweeb #1 wants a fight dweeb has 8 hp a roll above 4 to crit!

I'm tired of my micropenis , trips get rid of it

>>729728587
hahh! you are no match for me!

>>729728684
Spot on! Went down quick
A girl is up next though! Evens to talk, odds to fight!

>>729728763
If evens ask her about her femenine bepid

>>729728763
Hey whench! Wanna see whats in my backpack for you?

>>729728821
>>729728853
She got creeped out she gonna fight, evens to hit dubs knocks her out odds is a miss

>>729728926
le roll

>>729728993
Missed you took damage, you can only endure 3 more hits that bomb from earlier fucked you up good

>>729729068
I never hit a girl... until now

>>729729093
Missed 2 more hits till you go down, 5 and under to use potion, 5 and higher to swing and hit

>>729729149
Get on knees and beg for forgiveness

>>729729184
You used a potion, you took damage from her hit, if you roll a dubs you knock her out!

>>729729233
NOW YOU DIE!

>>729729268
Nice hit bit no ko! 1 more hit and she goes down

>>729729325
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>729729346
Nice! Evens decides her fate odds will bring the last fighter

>>729729392
Make us a sandwich

>>729729392
>>729729437
Suckerpunch the next nigger and then rape the bitch

>>729729437
Oh man, this dude took it the wrong way probably some sjw. Dubs to Insta kill evens hit odds a miss. Dweeb has 2 hit pointz.

>>729729522
Rollerino niggerino

>>729729604
Nice hit, 1 more

>>729729652
easy

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>>729729674
Went down kill a fag, girugamesh picked a fight you cannot run 33 decides

>>729729801
cut off his bepis

>>729729831
Close bit no cigar

>>729729801
Ask him to leave us alone, we are tired

>>729729801
suck his gilgacock

33 was stupid let's change it anyone to guess their own final digit decides

>>729729968
reroll

(and i suggest dont pick a number like this next time because we will roll here for ages and the adventure wont advance)

>>729730214
its a 7. we will have a nice meal and sleep

>>729730214
3

we ask him to leave us alone

Gm here it's a 6 and we go to sleep the immediate next post after mine decides.

>>729730848
Reroll for a 4

>>729730848
1 get

>>729730848
reroll for a 6

>>729730848
Dubs

Well this is gay, 3

>>729730848
get 2

>>729731092
finally, so we slept and ate we feel good, lets go back to town to hear the news

OH shit ok, we overhear the townsfolk there seems to be high coin for the head of a behemoth. Should we go for it?

>>729731386
Fuck no. Lets go to the nearest pont and get comfy.

Gm here I'm sleepy going to sleep, I'll check back in 2 hours everyone keep playing post after mine is new GM hopefully it's not the queer trap lover

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So we ignored the townsfolk and headed to the nearest lake to lie down under the shades of the big tree.

But whats that? The water is moving there.
Roll evens to decide, odd back to go to sleep under the tree