Earlier tonight, my 7 year old daughter came into the living

>>729717866
Start listening to it yourself

They'll think it isn't cool because their dad likes it

Put it on in the car

Put it on while doing housework

Put it on 24/7

Post pics of your 18 y/o

>>729717866
first of all buddy, i hope you smacked the shit out of her for slamming her door. secondly, kick your slutty older daughter out. don't give them so much access to tech, the internet is corrupting our youth, just look at /b/

its time to kick some bitches out your house, fuck em

>>729718261
no
>>729718278
My wife would divorce me instantly. She is a nazi about no corporal punishment in our household, because her father was an alcoholic and beat her most of her childhood.

>>729718396
Or you could do that

>>729718540
sorry, pal, but it seems like you already gave up any authority you may have ever had in that household. all i can suggest is remove all tech.

>>729718540
punch your wife in the tits then fuck the 18 year old in the ass. Tell the younger one not to grow up like her sister or you'll fuck her in the ass too. House in order my friend.

>>729718540

Oh, can you bring the man of the house to the computer for us to talk to, then?

>>729718540
Sounds like the actions of your children are simply a symptom of a greater problem.

Get your bitch wife in line or the fuck out.

>>729717866
For fucks sake beat your children people.

And please please please introduce them to culture and better music because that is the shittest of shit

>>729718198
Underrated

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>>729718884
Modern man has NO authority in his household. Ziltch. Nada. the instant he gets married.

>the reward for manning up used to be authority in the house hold
>the entire goal of feminism has always been to revoke that reward

>>729717866
plz remind me from which movie this is

>>729719147
this

>>729719414
>filename

>>729717866
holy shit dude lol

>>729719388
yeah, that's why i never married and i have all three of my daughters and my ex moved back in with her family.

>>729718198
Genius

>>729717866
Yeah you are fucked dude, ditch the family and move to another country. Work as a teacher in Asia and sound your free time fucking Asian hookers

Hahaha, my friend, this is what people listen to. Explain to your wife that your daughter is going to be hurt mentally and emotionally by removing things from her life that bring joy. You seriously see your daughter smiling and happy and take that away from her? I for one do not agree with that. She will be exposed to this and all kinds of music no matter what you do or want as a parent. I say it's safer that she hears this in her own home. It's also strongly believed that telling her to not do something will cause her to desire it more. I think you should let her listen to what she wants, and just tell her that it's not appropriate to sing it in front of other people. This situation is not worthy of punishment. It instead requires instruction. I'm guessing your daughter barely understands why she's in trouble with you.

>>729719414
Its the file name, buddy.

>be me grown up adult
>hanging out with friend grown up adult
>he tells me how he took the TV out of the house
>that way his two young daughters can focus more on homework, reading, crafts, etc.
>he says it's important to keep your kids isolated from the toxic elements of society
>he says that's why he sends them to a special school with similar kids
>I nod, but wonder if it will work out
>that evening, his wife invites me over for dinner
>his daughters come running up to me
>"Anon! Anon! listen to this new song we just learned!!!!"
>girls start singing
>"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"
>"yada yada yada"
>they bend over and start slapping their butts
>my friend's face goes pale and stern
>"Girls....where did you hear that song?"
>"Mommy was playing it in the car. Isn't it funny??"
>me trying not to laugh
>friend trying not to burn the household down

they are divorced now

>>729718198
Actually this should work.

kick dat bitch out of da house im tellin ya
shes 18

>>729719648
>I'm going to just give up and let the Jews win

>>729719804
Found the pedo degenerate.

>>729717866
Holy shit, that's some Lil Kim shut right there.

Well, you could go all Nazi on your kids. Take away internet, etc. But that's probably not the way to go.

You could just sit the 18 year-old down and say, "look, I get that you think it's funny, but do yiu really want your sister turning into a tramp? I'm disappointed in you, you should be looking out for her, not corrupting her."

On the other hand, if the 18 year old is not a good kid, warn her that if it happens again, she can find other living arrangements.

>>729717866
rape them anally.

>>729717866
Did you try raping them

>>729720049
What? How is wanting her to be happy degenerate? I don't want to fuck her dude, I want her to listen to the music she enjoys listening to. Fucking retards always over analyzing things.

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>>729719828
jesus dude that would make me so mad

>>729720261
Hey bud

>>729720180
>disappointment

that's the way to go. If she isnt already a lost cause then your disappointment in her is the only way to fix her.

You have to give this one to your 18 year old. You and your wife need to talk to her and tell her to keep that music to herself and ask her to please explain to her little sister that no one likes that music anymore and show her, I don't know, Ed Sheeran. Hopefully your older daughter will understand.

>>729717866
make the 7 year old go down on the 18 year old while sticking a sharpie up her pooper
>timestamp dont forget the timestamp

>>729719828
well that's a prick tease. Did you fuck the mom and daughters after the divorce or not?

>>729720340
Doesn't even fucking question his own permissive degeneracy. If you're corrupting children, then you're part of the problem; not the solution.

>>729720500

Dubs confirms the oldfag. I'm proud of you, anon.

>>729718278
What this dude said. I remember once when I was like 9 I got mad for some reason at my mom and when I walked away I hit the wall in anger. My dad was upon me ad gave me an whooping just for that. Never did that shit again.

Get your house in order you fucking idiot.

>>729720629
>corrupting
Fuck off, moralfaggot. Music is music, and shielding your child from "harmful ideas" is only more likely to turn them into the SJWs you so claim to despise.

>>729718198
This. This a thousand times.

>>729720629
How is listening to this corrupting her? Explain that. Why are you so opposed to this? Just because a couple out of hundreds of thousands of people that listen to this act on it? Or is it just that a you don't like the music? Well sorry to say, but music is very subjective. I'm sure a lot of what you listen to many people think is trash or just plain boring. If anything he should have more faith in his daughter.

>>729719147
kek grow some nuts op

>>729717866
>coming to 5chins for advice
>coming to 5chins for parental advice

You're kids are already doomed.

>>729721106
it's not appropriate for 7 year olds to be singing or even hearing about wanting to eat dick, wtf is wrong with you

>>729720962
Obviously his ideal image of a child is one that grows into a fat feminist zepplin.

>>729717866
This video hurt my head. Thanks. Punish your daughter, be strict and if your wife doesn't like it tell her to go fuck herself and to actually care for her future. You know this shit is wrong and for a 7 year old to be introduced to shit like this at an early age...

Tell your wife that you don't want your daughter to be a dumb cunt like her.

>>729721351
You say that as if she hasn't already heard it before... what year do you hail from grampa? 1950s?

>>729717866
You should embrace it. Listen to it. Like it. They'll suddenly hate it.

>>729717866
You numales are pathetic. A whole generation of man letting cunts run their lives. Stupidest fuckng thing ever. Women need discipline. If you don't lay down the law, and give them spankings when they're cunty, they get cuntier and cuntier until you get fucking stuck up there like a tampon. Nice fucking lives, losers. Men are physically larger for a reason; we are evolved to be in charge.

>>729721351
She's singing about it because she doesn't understand it, in which case she should have the lyrics explained to her so she can get grossed-out and move on to more "proper" music like KidzBop or what the fuck ever.

Or maybe she DOES understand the lyrics and just wants to eat some dick.

>>729717866
Your daughter was singing a song called deep throat congrats she'll be pregnant by 13.

>>729721106
that song isn't for kids. it's garbage music.

>>729721351
By age six some girls are already wives. At age seven sucking some cock should be on the to do list.

>>729717866
LMAOROFLMAOBBQ

>>729721351
cause he's a pedo?

>>729721577
my 9 year old has never heard of eating dick, cuz i'm a responsible fucking father, asswipe.

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why are women such fucking sluts
my stupid sister listen to this kind of pornographic crap while she drives my 11 yo niece to school, oh, and the fucking cunt let the child fucking use a tablet 24 hours per day. my brother-in-law cant say shit because my sister is threatening him with divorce.
too good dad isnt leaving shit for her

>>729721720
Drink draino pedo

>>729717866
I mean its cool if you gave birth to a ho' anon. Train her to be useful slut that only sucks for ~350$ Teach her the ways of the whores of old and make sure she only fucks a goldmine. You can only win anon.

>>729717866
You're kid will listen to whatever they want. There isn't any way of stopping this at all. However, that doesn't mean you can't talk to her about why this isn't something she should watch, punish her when you find out they are doing something like this and show your disapproval. Both you and your wife need to teach them your morals.
Your 18 year is going to do what she wants, but she's probably about to go to college anyways and this joke that she think she has is going to become what she embodies. Sorry

>>729721106

So far, the majority of the thread (including the OP) realizes the obvious fact that if you don't want your SEVEN YEAR OLD daughter to become a raging whore by middle school, then you need to take action to prevent it. And I'm not even a dad. Not moralfagging at this point. At some point, over-permissiveness = encouragement, and this is one example where the OP actually has his head screwed on straight for a change.

>>729721823
OK suuuure, I bet you follow her around looking over her shoulder like a creep and will probably continue to do so until she's 50. Pff like you have any idea what she does and doesn't know. Lol

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>>729721823
so what's better? A girl who learns what eating dick is all about age 7 and can try to avoid it later or the 9 year old who is sheltered by some old fag who probably beats off to traps at this hour on /b/ and then she grows up sheltered from sucking dick and by age 12 she's doing nigger gangbangs. Teach your kids about sex as soon as it becomes apparent it's an influence. You keep shit taboo from kids they learn it from their peers and make bad choices. Stupid fucking parents living in the past making the same mistakes their parents made with them.

Ya don't dude. That's the rub of being a parent. They're gonna do shit that sets your hair on fire like, "Oh my god, they're gonna be fucking ruined!"

They're not going to be ruined. Relax. They will learn appropriateness through trial and error just like you did. They will fuck up, and stumble, and embarrass themselves and you. And they will become a more complete, more mature human in the process.

Any attempt on your part to stop them will just make them better at going around you. And you know it.

>>729722178
you'd be a lousy parent. never reproduce.

>>729719388
enjoy that cuck mindset. My GF begs me to fuck other women. Feminism is the best thing to happen to men, but only if you let it happen. actually idk why im explaining this to a living fedora.

>>729722269
No? Well you'd be a good nazi. Fucker.

>>729722198
oh, we've talked about sex, but that doesn't mean she needs to know about eating dick, and talking like a whore

>>729720546

I probably could fuck the mom, she's pretty easy.
But I'm too loyal to my friend,
I've got my own hot wife,
and I don't want to get mixed up in that train wreck anyway.

>>729722217
you are the only anon I love.

>>729722444
I'd tell you how wrong you are but trips.

>>729722318
This or get the fuck out

>>729722444
But eating dick is part of sex bro, albeit optional for procreation.

one of my worst fears is having a fucking daughter
you can't stop them from being sluts. at some point they'll start to eat dick. and shit, if you are a fucking authoritarian parent it's fucking worst because they will fucking lie to you and it dick no matter what

can we already choose the sex of the baby before fucking?

>>729722318
Why would she beg you to fuck other women?

>>729721106
>having faith in a 7 year old
Dude i wouldn't even want my imaginary kids listening to that shit.
>shove that dick down my throat
>when I arch my back attack my pussy
You're dense as fuck if you think a 7 year old girl should be listening to that.

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>>729722217
I fucking love pass users

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op walk into your 18 yr olds class with that music on. take her mp3 take a speaker walk in and just say what's happening to all the kids in there.ask her teacher if you can do this so you don't get in trouble. she'll never listen to that type of nigger music again.

>>729722628
so his faggot ass will leave the house and her mandingo Tyrone can come over and give her the long dick he can't.

>>729722493

I somewhat hope as a side effect of me doing whatever the fuck i want and disregarding all /b/tard customs is that some /b/tards will relax and pick up the behaviors.

>>729722198
No no. You're playing the is/ought fallacy like a champ.

A 7-year-old learning the fact of "X" is way different from encouraging it.

Older sister is encouraging it. Based Dad wants to stop it, but the ballnchain too busy trynna cuck him.

Pray for Based Dad, anon.

>>729722455
I want to see a T-Shirt that says, "Kiss me or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

>>729722455
do you know her name?

>>729722217
i don't know man, have you seen this up and coming generation? they're pretty fucking ruined. and the next generation is prob gonna be worse.

>>729722685
>having faith in a 7 year old

Completely ass-backwards. They should have faith in Dad guiding them like a grown-ass man; not the other way around.

>>>729717866 (OP)
Don't listen to the people who call you a cuck...

She'll be fine OP. I was listening to a lot of Frank Zappa at that age.

>>729721106
Says someone who is not a parent.

>>729722736
Don't do tht, kids are committing suicide from this shit with parents shaming their children.

>>729722727
Fag

>>729722628
Because she gets off on it.

>>729717866
OP you fucked up...
1. She doesn't even know what those words mean
2. Now shes going to probably ask your older
what it means and she will tell her
3. Shes now blowing every other seven year old in a barbie jeep radius

>>729722897
yeah no. not if I have a say in it. my kids getting spanked if they act out.

>>729722957
No, this is coming from someone who was sheltered as a child and truly believe it made me a worse person.

>>729722783
OP is 17 and has no kids or a wife. He's on /b/ to crank down on his peckah to traps. He got bored. Saw some fresh nigga pasta on youtube. Posted thread. That's reality.

>>729722742
please leave

>>729722964
that's retarded. why would a kid kill themselves from dad trying to be "hip"?

>>729722808
she's a myth anon. No other pics of that girl exist. Anywhere. Don't bother reverse searching.

>>729722051
Bullshit.

There's plenty of ways to lock that shit down (especially for a 7 year-old). All OP needs to do is look into how.

>>729723197
Pff idk, not me committing suicide. Just saying it's happening.

>>729720340
lmfaooo, if you really cant see how you seem like a pedo then you really are dellusional.. a SEVEN YEAR OLD should not be listening to that kind of music. the argument you made for her being able to listen to that, is the same argument pedophiles use to justify having adult relationships with children. seriously, get out of your moms basement.

>>729722420
boo hoo cry me a river

>>729723098
yes, this is actually being encouraged again because no spanking failed horribly.

I'll take the 18 year old off your hands. I run an at risk youth camp out of my house. I've got a box under my bed that she can live in.

>>729723333
Only if you drown yourself in it.

>>729723299
>a SEVEN YEAR OLD should not be listening to that kind of music
In your opinion.

>>729722455
fuck you as usual

>>729723121
Educating and dictating why something is wrong is different than ignoring the problem completely. People should experience things and not be sheltered, but theirs a lot of bad crap out there that can mess up a kid if it goes unregulated. One of the main guides through some of it are your parents if they did the job right...

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>>729723333

>>729723414
you mad? you sound mad tbh

>>729717866
Yeah right.jpeg
>Inb4 this is fake as duck

>>729717866
make her smoke a whole carton of cigarettes

>>729723563
fake ducks now that's just quacking crazy

>>729723542
Nah just hopeful you might do it.

>>729717866
well first of all
DONT FUCKING ASK /b/ FOR PARENTING ADVICE

>>729723418
Your opinion contrasts with your opponent, meaninig you think it's okay to corrupt 7-year-olds.

You can't have it both ways, anon.

>>729723357
yeah, I swear everytime I go to the store there's some little brat screaming I want this and not being put into their place. And mommy or daddy get embarrassed but won't put a finger on the brat.

>>729723246
they only need one device, a few friends with 'open' parents, and a few minutes to see some shit... The kid will get older and smarter and find a way of seeing whatever they want. Definitely don't encourage it and try to lock that shit down, but also know that it's gonna happen.

>>729723701
The dissonance here is that one retard thinks that a song, musical notes and words spoken to a beat, is going to "corrupt" his child. It's a sign that he's a shit father, and has no confidence in his own parenting skills.

He can't parent, so he wants to punish, because it's probably all he knows.

>>729723701
>>729723701
>Corrupting
In your opinion.

>>729723650
kek you sound buttmuffled

>>729717866
Don't have children if you can't handle degeneration. Dialectical change is inevitable. Our children will be extremely open minded and their children will most likely be even more conservative than our parents. This is how cultures develop. My advice for everyone is: Don't have children.

>>729722897

Seems fine to me. But i have i ridiculously good attitude.

>>729723970
probably cuz you've been smoking those marijuana cigarettes and you're apathetic about everything, just like the illuminati wants.

>>729723945
Only because you're trying to shove your shit opinion up my and everyone else's asses.

>>729723927
it's not an opinion but common sense that a kid shouldn't be listening to that music. your lack of parental skills is evident, your belief that a kid should be exposed to that filth makes you sound like a paedo. you're also a faggot but that's my opinion.

>>729719018
Thats the way !

>>729724151

Nah. A state with legal weed is too far away from me. And i'm too lazy to go get illegal weed.

>>729723890
words do affect and influence people. That's kind of their point. Especially to a young kid. It's impossible to prevent a kid from hearing crap like this eventually, but when they do they should have a good idea as to why their parents believe it's wrong. The father would be a 'good' father if their opinion means anything to the kid.

>>729724155
you're just angry now, it's evident tbh.

>>729717866
Establish your daughter as a pariah because she's clearly sub intellectual if she wastes her time trying to perform theatrics and do Avant garde things around you for attention.

Brain dead tbh.

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OP is a shill trying to get you to listen to shitty song with bullshit story about song being too edgy for 7 year old.

Sage

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>>729717866
Kill 'em both OP, send them to heaven so God can sort them out.

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>>729724151
>shit-talking jazz lettuce
>probably doesn't even like jazz because it's "nigger music"

>>729724329
kek

When I was 7 my parents listened to country music, nothing but sex in that stuff. When I started listening to my music much later i tracked down the lyrics to my mom's favorite songs I had to endure. Songs about masturbation, killing cheaters, picking up married men in bars, picking up single women in bars, lots of outright drinking and drug use. Glenn Campbell and Waylon Jennings and Johnny Paycheck, all inveterate drug abusers. George Jones was the biggest cokehead ever. All these people being shitty humans and singing about horrible things, but Black Sabbath sounds evil while protesting fucking war. She doesn't know what she's listening to so get her hooked on something good like Eyehategod or crowbar.

>>729723418
not IMO. thats just a sane and rational thing to think. a seven year old can know about sex but shouldnt know to that extent. do not reproduce.

>>729724333
psh, that's not why i don't like jazz.

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>>729723333
Fuck off evryone, this is a get thread now

>>729724327
It would be funny if OP was actually that nigress in the video and she's trying to get her mixtape out there.

>>729724378
Omfg. I had the same problem. Country music is trash I er than what kids listen to now, and they try to hide it behind cute lyrics.

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>>729717866
>Anon worried about corrupting his daughters
>Asks /b/ "wat do?"

B8 M8, gtfo of here with this bullshit.

>>729723333
best get in \b\ h8story

>>729724378
you're one cannibal corpse and pantera member away from talking about the best metal super group ever formed.

>>729719388
I'm sorry that's how it turned out for you, Anon, because my wife craves discipline, and willingly accepts it. My children do what they are told. I am in charge of my home.

>>729717866
can you stop shielding your children's eyes from everything

>>729723869
Sure, if you're a technological idiot.

He who controls the phone bills and the wifi, controls the house.

My wife has access to my 14 year-old stepdaughter's devices. We see all her texts and her activity online (from the router), so don't tell people that bullshit. No phone data, wifi blocked outside the home (there are parental apps for this).

So yeah, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about (I'm an IT professional with 20 years of high end experience ).

And my stepdaughter is a straight-A student as well as being technologically saavy. If I can lock her shit down, OP can certainly handle the 7 year-old.

The 18 year-old is the more difficult one to control.

>>729718198
fpbp

>>729717866
In this world and this age, your daughter is going to be exposed to premature sexualization at a VERY young age.

Honestly, just sit her down and explain to her why this music is inappropriate for her to be listening to, and why you got so upset. Speak to her as if she was a business partner. Treat her as if her opinion is worth your time. I know you're probably going to tell me to fuck off, but treat her as your equal. This is the best way to truly communicate with your daughter and get your point across.

Then proceed to take your 18 year old daughter's door off the hinges. Also, take away her mattress and bedframe. Say nothing to her about it, and if she says something to you, pretend not to hear it. Just shrug and hand her the ipod, returning what's rightfully hers.

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>>729722189
Bitch looks diabetic

>>729724908
>my wife's daughter
She's sucking dicks. You don't know about it, but she is.

>>729721444
nice trips

>>729724908
Wow I take it back. The other guy wasn't a nazi. YOU'RE the nazi. Holy shit, why not just lock them in a fucking prison cell?

>>729724908
>high end experience
>Has ponytail
>spies on his coworkers browsing habits because "it's my job"

I know you. I am you. You're scum.

>>729722455
fug u

>>729724908
>My wife has access to my 14 year-old stepdaughter's devices. We see all her texts and her activity online (from the router)

so what, you installed a root cert and are MITMing her traffic?

>I'm an IT professional with 20 years of high end experience
describe high-end IT to me anon

>>729723245
i saw another pics, they exists

>>729725370
no shit newfag. It's christina model. A simple reverse search would get you thousands of pics and videos of her patented titty wiggle dance that so many cringe to but still beat off. We've been doing it since before /b/ was a thing. She's pushing 40 now probably.

>>729718540
There is a different between abuse and punishment/correction

get a divorce

youll get better pussy
you wont have to deal with shitty children
and when the process is complete, tell your 18 y/o slut that she is the reason the family fell apart, and that she should have been aborted

also, put a bullet into your brain, just fucking end yourself. this doesnt come from malice, I just dont want you to live anymore

>>729717866
Make her eat an entire bowl of eggs while you watch.

>>729721106
Here's your (you), you edgy faggot.

>>729724908
>locked down
Yeah until she can move out, then she's gonna travel down the polar opposite path in life because of your spying bullshit. Most people would have you arrested for that shit, but maybe she's just too scared of you to call the cops. She's probably a afraid your gonna hurt her if she doesn't follow your directions to a T.

>>729725210
Do you own a shirt that says "I'm an Atheist. Debate me."?

>>729722808
well, its christina lucci
thanks for nothing niggers

>>729725711
Not that he isn't a control freak, but this is just dumb.

>>729725715
just interested. never heard anybody say they were in 'high-end IT' before.

>>729721657
Pffft, you can't get pregnant by sucking cock.

>>729717866
Black mans problem...

get a banana and wear exactly what the black lady in the music video is wearing and literally act the music video out in front of your whole family, im tlang speaker full blast.

they;='ll never listen to music again, but you have to get raunchy with it. grind that ass as hard as you fucking can on the floor and shove that banana down your throat (without peeling)

>>729725722
dubs wasted on a fucking retard.

>>729725210
She's not using a proxy server. I get all the logs from the router, can filter the logs by MAC addresses (her devices are known). Wife wanted Circle, so we have that too (not my call)...wife loves it.

As far as high end? I've been an infrastructure architect for a number of Fortune 500 companies specializing in VMware, UCS, Pure and EMC storage... now a consultant.

>>729725967
Holy shit, ultimate supreme control freak creep show.

>>729717866
you can start by checking yourself into a doctor or MHU to treat your delusions.

>>729724908
damn dude.. this isnt even something to show off about, this is just kinda..sick.. youre just an asshole control freak who probably has no control over anything EXCEPT spying on your young daughter. i mean tell me, what are you so afraid of her doing. god forbid she ever gets a boyfriend or something what, youre going to just spy on her private conversations with that too? you cant control her forever and i hope when she turns 18 she leaves your shitty ass behind and never looks back. just be thankful youre sitll not as bad as that anon who was trying to justify purposely corrupting seven year olds with sexual music

>>729725967
>She's not using a proxy server. I get all the logs from the router
was more asking about the whole https decryption side of things rather than whether you know how to read logs

> infrastructure architect for a number of Fortune 500 companies specializing in VMware, UCS, Pure and EMC storage
ok that's pretty high end.

>>729725860
because only the biggest douches in IT would say it and they only do when they think they're the only IT fag in the room. He's probably a traveling Dell guy. Those fuckers are always late and stupid. Maybe he's answering the help desk for Cisco. Fucking high end shit. Actually I bet he's a fucking ponytail who is in a little shitty health care or insurance place but he's the only IT guy so they let him call himself the CIO and it makes him feel like he's god with a big cock. He gets people fired for facebook and porn at work and looks at the most hideous shit like /b/ in his own office. Pretending to be on a conference all when someone needs their shitty HP printer power cycled.

Post the 18 year olds nudes you pussy

>>729717866
Older daughter is a coalburner, she's trying to groom her younger sister to like nigger dick, kick that slut out before the younger gets knocked up with a baby nig at 14

>>729725711
I raised a son, who us now an adult and didn't boomerang that way. I had custody from the time he was 9.

So while I was (and am) a Nazi with the internet, I eased up on movies and TV as he got older. We'd watch movies together and could discuss things. The key is he learned from me, not from the internet.

My son served in the Navy and was honorably discharged after 4 years...and he's currently in school to be a firefighter/paramedic. And we're tight. He was the best man at my wedding 2 years ago when I remarried.

>>729726214
this is awkward because I am the only IT guy at an insurance place and I'm at work right now browsing /b/

no ponytail though

>>729726450
I'm happy for you, but that isn't a common result amongst other families.

OP, Im just gonna pray for divine intervention because what you're asking for is a miracle mate. If you believe in a god, I recommend you do same. If you don't, well then you better start believing cuz shits just gonna go downhill from here.

>>729726612
Kek small world

>>729726138
No, not doing anything like that...just monitoring logs.

I'm just not a fan of letting a minor child have unfettered access to the internet. Seriously, what happens to kids that have it? Jessi Slaughter....and her dad was a POS.

As she gets older, we'll loosen the reins as I did for my son...but that will be my wife's call based on her maturity and responsibility levels.

>>729717866
this is probably the funniest thing I've seen tonight.
>keep an eye on what your 7 y/o has on her mp3 player
>god help us all

>>729717866
2017 - claims 7 and 11 yo daughter have an "MP3 player" they can operate and load pirated music onto.

>>729727160
I think this is what pisses me off about OP's situation the most-- why in the fucking hell man does your seven year old have an MP3 player? To fuck if it isn't even an iPhone, why does she have an MP3 player? I didn't touch a Nintendo console until I was her age and didn't touch a phone until I was in the right grade, like at least twice her age. I'm not even upset at OP, just life and society and it makes me want to die even more knowing I'm a part of this species and there's no redemption.

>>729727017
>just monitoring logs.
which is great to spot if she's visiting huge-nigger-dicks.org, but all popular messaging services are encrypted now and are the high risk area. how are you handling that?

>>729726214
Nope. The current project I'm on is setting up Horizon View (VDI) for a customer with an expected 14k simultaneous desktops. All of the hosts (around 180 on UCS) will be using Auto Deploy.

So yeah. I haven't done low end work in 20 years...

>>729724908
Chin-chong detected

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>>729717866
Try not being a cowardly fucking slave? Unschool your kid like you give a damn. Otherwise calm the fuck down and leave her for the tv and state to raise like you're clearly already doing.

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>>729717866

So it's either the suicidal feels thread loners or the cucks with their wife's children here... Is there even a golden middle these days?

>>729727479
Well, she doesn't have admin on her laptop and can't install any apps on her phone without permission. The only messaging app she has is fb and that is with the understanding that my wife can check her messages.

Plus she has the impression that I see everything.

>>729727599
Is that what they did to you? Is that why instead of advice you gave criticism that can't be farmed for direction? Please seek therapy.

So now I'm just interested...Your stepdaughter have friends? Because with all the work you've put in monitoring her every move if what you said is real, then you must know that she is doing all she can to explore what she isn't allowed to see elsewhere. Curiosity is a very powerful motivation and very hard to contain.

I'm a Computer Engineer myself with 2 years working now ( i'm no high level IT wizard :( ) so I understand that you CAN monitor and control everything your kid does if you know enough but you just made the point that your on the high end of the IT world. A large portion of adults wouldn't be sure about what the router was in their house...

>>729727560
Nope. White guy born and raised in the US.

Worked my way up from the help desk to where I am today...

>>729719804
kys

>>729718540
Oh so you're a cuck then? Figures

>>729727851
That's messed up man

>>729727851
sounds like a pretty good system. constricting but you've covered all your bases pretty well.

I mean she might rebel against the authoritarian control and suck off an entire football team as a protest, but that's not something to worry about until she's 14+

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>>729717866
kick your older daughter out and tell her if she wants to raise a child into a retard to go have one of her own

>>729727526
That's pretty funny. I currently work with Horizon view as well. We manage many thousands of users as well. There are many low level Help Desk technicians working in the VDI field. Nice try though.

>>729727976
A few...but her friends in middle are pretty tame...and we know the parents.

Like I said, locking down the internet is a far cry from locking her down.

>>729728211
She makes straight A's and has been accepted to many universities on scholarship. I'm not going to stick my foot out and trip her during the last 50 meters of a Marathon. She'll be gone by the end of the summer when she starts college in the fall.

>>729724327
this

>>729728175
I'm not really worried about that too much. She's a PITA teenage girl with all the ridiculous mood swings.

Locking down the internet is not being overly protective. She's gone to my wife for questions about sex...and they've had honest discussions. But she's going to my wife, not the internet.

>>729728230
I'm not one of them. No way for me to prove it here...because I'm not posting my resume.

>>729717866
It's fucking shit music like that, how the fuck can anyone find that enjoyable. Now I'm getting on a bit but know pretty much everything with upcoming music and would still think I'm pretty knowledgeable about trends, but recently the level music is getting released at is appalling, utter fucking shit. As for the kids, take the eldest to one side and really give her a bollocking, and the youngest you need to monitor what she watches online, get some filters, only let her use it when you or someone is with her. You are right 7 is far too young to be listening to that. Take control of the situation, turn the Internet off, that would scare them.

>>729728443
Sounds like a decent kid. Perhaps telling her you're disappointed would be the best thing.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8JhwgLxCEA

Song title: Pedophile

>>729717866
Wtf kind of fucked up family has an 18 year old kid and a 7 year old.

>Pretty much confirmed your 7yo was an accident

>>729729373
Or the 7 year old isn't Op's and he doesn't know yet.

>>729722455
die

>>729729053
condemnation of child molestation? ugh

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>>729722189
Is that a literal tranny mammy ?

I swear it looks like a heshe at certain angle shots/points in the clip.

>>729718198
This
>>729718540
Well if you're not willing to do whats good for your daughters future because of your wife than you dont care about your daughter enough to be a father

Put a key logger on her laptop or something they're not hard to get or use these days.

>>729730126
I'd also suggest on her phone.

>>729717866
>I literally do not know what I'm supposed to do to prevent my daughters from listening to that crap. I know for a fact that if I tell them I forbid it, they'll double down and listen to it twice as much.

You are nurturing rebellion in your daughter when she grows up, just like I guess you did in your 18 year old daughter, by not explaining why you are doing what you are doing. Try to be specific, if you can't be, then you need to get your own reasoning together.

Yes, i'm saying treat your younger daughter like she has a brain, also tell her about some concepts that might help her succeed if it is relevant.

If she doesn't totally understand now thats ok, but try to help her, and make it a habit. Hell, even if she doesn't have a brain now, she might grow into it in the future. Positive reinforcement is always better than negative when you can.

Or don't and watch your precious princess rebel in 6 years and suck some black nigger's dick and get pregnant at 15. Your choice.

You already fucked up with one daughter, don't with the other.

>>729730439
>Or don't and watch your precious princess rebel in 6 years and suck some black nigger's dick and get pregnant at 15. Your choice.You already fucked up with one daughter, don't with the other.

actually it would be with chad, not some nigger out there, even with the nigger music their nigger magic still suck ass.

don't forget they be murica...

>>729730439
And don't cut off internet access, you are just setting yourself up for failure with that. She will access the internet elsewhere. Get net nanny or some sort of filtering software though.

>>729729053
This sorta explains all of the other videos though

>>729719147
>man of the house
Stone fucking cold mate

>>729719804
When I was 14 my mom thought I was possessed because I dig on death metal so she kicked me out lol

>>729722318
useless cuck. that isnt feminism. fucking shill

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Fuck off, cunt.

>>729726450
son=/= daughter. every1 knows boys are easier to groom they just need a decent enough father figure... girls on the other hand are more easily manipulated

>>729717866
Grow up and let your kids have their fun- Jeez you yanks..

your rights of patrias potestas should protect you should you need to execute them. Remember, your family is your property

>>729717866
WTF
she's hot enough in that vid, so i looked up some of her other songs. she was hot as fuck in Money, but in all her recent vids she looks like a chubby drag queen.

>>729718198
/thread

>>729717866
She slammed the door 11 times that's not gonna be that fast and u didn't do shit?

>>729718540
...Beat your wife too and please don't make any more kids because you are beta.

>>729725598
This

>>729717866
Its a memo you dip, they don't actually like that music they just think its funny, they'll get bored of it super quick if you just leave it alone. Or like that one nigger said play it around them and they'll stop liking it

>>729717866
18 and at home?? Time to move on!

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>>729717866

My grandfather in his glory days was a number runner for the mob. It was a different time, so a little less violent than maybe today, but he would be out at odd hours with lots of cash. When I was young he would always tell me to be very very careful about other people around me, or about being out late at night. He taught me how to hold my keys in a certain way and to try to aim for the eye if I got close enough to hit someone and needed to. He taught me to try to push their nose bone through their brain ( not sure if this was real, but it seemed real) He also taught me to trip people and good places to hit them that would make it hard for them to chase me. I haven't had to use any of these so far in life, but it sure did make me feel more confident wandering around Detroit, LA, New York, Atlantic City and the many places I have lived since. He taught me to make grilled cheese, scrambled eggs, play checkers, fish and barbeque too. But I think looking out for my safety he provided the best advice.

>>729721657
I will literally bolt lock her into a walk in close it before I'd let that happen.

And I would do it knowing in advance that I will being to prison when I let her out on her 21 birthday.

>>729717866
beat them, or do the obvious thing of having your trolling 18 year old deep throat your dick.

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Y u so mad. All youngsters are sluts these days.

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>>729718540
ask your wifes black boyfriend to beat the little honky bitches into line.

>>729719018
prison rules all the way.

>>729719147
/thread

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Post some pics OP! Thread is dead anyway

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>>729717866
Get your daughter to listen to this instead. It'll teach her to demand head instead of just giving it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk

>>729724908
I remember when my mom had an IT guy come to make it so my parents could see all of my keystrokes and searches. Didn't stop me from watching porn, just made family dinners more awkward. Now we laugh about how stupid that was

>>729733800
All of this is making me paranoid

>>729734574
Upper echelon IT here
describe what you are worried about and we'll tell you how to make sure you're safe from it

>>729724908
>technological idiot.
>technologically saavy
ironic

>>729722189
Black lady gaga

>>729734720
I cant figure why there is a memory allocation problem

struct course
{
int marks;
char subject[30];
};

int main()
{
struct course *ptr;
int i, noOfRecords;
printf("Enter number of records: ");
scanf("%d", &noOfRecords);

// Allocates the memory for noOfRecords structures with pointer ptr pointing to the base address.
ptr = (struct course*) malloc (noOfRecords * sizeof(struct course));

for(i = 0; i < noOfRecords; ++i)

>>729735154
>>729734720
printf("Enter name of the subject and marks respectively:\n");
scanf("%s %d", &(ptr+i)->subject, &(ptr+i)->marks);
}

printf("Displaying Information:\n");

for(i = 0; i < noOfRecords ; ++i)
printf("%s\t%d\n", (ptr+i)->subject, (ptr+i)->marks);

return 0;
}


help me upper echelon it dude

>>729734720
>>729735154
>>729735177
oh and turning the computer off and on didnt work :^)

>>729735177
>>729735154
you are getting IT and software engineering confused

>>729734720
I'm waiting faggot

fucking fix my shit
>>729735177
>>729735154
>upper echelon it
fucking lol

>>729725074
But why is this music inappropriate for her to be listening to?

Afraid she might discover sex at a young age and become an insatiable slut who literally sees nothing wrong with promiscuity and who fucks different guys every night, sometimes 3-4 at at time?

>>729735323
Hellow there C n00b,
What does the complier shout exactly?

>>729719388
thing is I dont want the kids

>>729735442
>software engineering
it's c basic you shit cunt
Always love when faggots claim they are IT experts, or 'upper echelon'
You're an unqualified shitkicker who tells people to reset their computers or charge for free antivirus then make out to the uninformed you're Donald Knuth, not that you know anything about what Im talking about.

Leeches and an embarrassment, you're not upper echelon, you're shit tier pleb.

have a great day

>>729717866
teen here, this is a popular song, my retarded lil bro (8th grader) and his gay friends listen to it all the time, its more a joke, your daughter is just trying to be funny

>>729735521
It works fine, just wanted to see if upper echelon IT guy knew what the fuck it was heh

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Kick her ass out

>>729735605
haven't done proper coding since compsci at uni, that was 20 years ago. The most I get these days is shell and javascript.

I don't tell computers where to put their bits, I tell people where to put their computers. IT and compsci are different fucking things

>>729719833
you have to learn the lyrics, hum it, whenver they come around start murmuring the lyrics, never let up do this forever, get addicted to it, make a parody, make millions
Profit

>>729735661
Kek. Nice one. Also, always check malloc returns null, and always free() the memo ;)

>>729735708
>haven't done proper coding since compsci at uni
you haven't done any, that is nearly as easy as it gets

>>729735684
> This

>>729718198
Put it on while driving older daughter to school, if anyone asks, daughers' take in music is really good

>>729735793
yep. hardest it ever got was operating system design in year 3and the assembler unit in year 2.

I'm not a dev. would you expect the sysadmin to know C, or would you expect him to know cisco?

>>729717866
Sorry Bro, your older daughter is a slut. Parental failure nr.1. And your younger daughter will become a slut also, parental failure nr.2. Generally: OP is a faggot. Particularly: you are a douchebag.

become this man. they will be too traumatized to think of music


https://youtu.be/5Z5JsrO7378

>>729718198
This works...

>>729717866
she literally made a video called pedophile

>>729718261
/b/ in a nutshell

You should listen it out loud and dance and sing it until they get sick of you ruining there song. Plus if you're younger starts singing the song you take over and reck her deaf tone ass lol hope that helps. Works for my kids anyway.

>>729735895
If you work anything to do with computers you should have an elementary understanding of C.

This is why IT has a bad name, faggots like you shouting from the hills how good you are 'upper echelon IT', attempting to confuse the computer illiterate when the reality is you can turn a computer on and off, plug in a hard drive and install anti-viru, for a premium price of course.

>>729736112
DELET THIS!!

>SHUT IT DOWN, THE GOYIM KNOW!!

>>729735895
>I'm not a dev. would you expect the sysadmin to know C, or would you expect him to know cisco?
I'd expect him to have a basic understanding of C, scripts dont fix themselves and 3rd party software has its limits

>>729736204
the fucking goyim are the jew cunts charging old ladies to install anti virus

>>729736112
>you should have an elementary understanding of C
elementary sure, but I have to sit down and put some fucking effort into it

>This is why IT has a bad name, faggots like you shouting from the hills how good you are
it's called specialization you piece of shit. nobody can encompass all the skills on a field to the required depth so you pick a relatively narrow band and learn the fuck out of it.

You've picked basic C, I've gone from sysadmin fieldwork to more abstract high level shit. I can't code, I can't roll out or implement the shit I recommend anywhere near as well as the contractors we get to do it - but they couldn't do my job as well as I can.

I used to think I was super cool when I was in college too. it's okay.

>>729736279
>scripts dont fix themselves
most sysadmins don't script in C. python/bash/powershell don't require memory management.

>>729717866
Ha ha. OP is a huge pussy. Kys faggot.

>>729721313
Your*

>>729721610
>we are evolved to be in charge.
So you don't know evolutionary biology, apparently.

>>729736430
>most sysadmins don't script in C. python/bash/powershell don't require memory management.
>he doesnt know what linux is
>muh upper echelon IT


>elementary sure, but I have to sit down and put some fucking effort into it
yes, yes you do

>it's called specialization you piece of shit. nobody can encompass all the skills on a field to the required depth so you pick a relatively narrow band and learn the fuck out of it.
what do you specialize in? bullshit?

fuckin pleb

>>729718198
First post, best post.

>>729736532
no comment on the part about you being in college? thought as much

>>729722318
>>729722318
fucking this.

>>729717866
Obvious.. turn amish!

>>729717866
This is HILARIOUS! HAHA damn

>>729717866
You need to slap the shit out of those little fucks before they're sucking some nigger's dick after being brainwashed by Democrats, jews, and their teachers that sucking niger dick is OK..

>>729736631
If I did, then you'd point to it as a sign of insecurity

>>729721106
Yea I listened to the explicit Slim Shady LP with a lot of profanity in 3rd grade and look at me now on /b/ with you degenerates. Im not that fucked up. But you should definitely rape them, to teach lesson or whatever.

>>729737055
I'm not the one attacking here anon. I think your definition of 'only coders really know computer ' is as big a sign of insecurity as you can get

Video of you spanking 18 year old daughter for her mind games.

>>729737255
Spank inside with your dick

>>729737105
You lack self awareness

>>729717866
This is their version of our racing cars, fighting, partying and getting caught by mom with a different 15yo in your bed at 19, three times a week.

What did we say to ourselves then? For me, it was,"I'll never be like those old fucks, how could that ever happen?" Going to guess I was not alone in that thought.

Don't know if that helps at all, but something to think about. I know you have at least considered it due to your knowing that confronting her would just make it worse.

GL Engie