Waifu claiming thread: Misaki Goes Full Elliot Rodger
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, non-sexualised content
>most important: Go to church you degenerates
>Misaki Claimed
Still here
and
>>729707925
Surprise me then. It doesnt like small things. Other dogs are fine.
>>729708320
No
I can feel a protein baby in my large intestine
>>729708615
promise not to run away?
what about small dogs
>>729709259
Hi friend how are you?
>>729709640
No id be surprised. It is a small dog. Wiener dog mix.
Claiming best girl.
this is mine
you fucks arnt even allowed to look at her in the eyes
>>729709744
no running away from being surprised too, ok?
your dog wants to be the only small creature around
>>729709935
I'm offended I had to look at her in the first place.
https://youtu.be/evDYO54uaTI
>>729710301
I love this song, thanks for bringing me back
>tfw first heard it on an ARmA 2 Dance video
>>729709935
Stared into her eyes and her wet puss
>>729709744
hi tomoko how are you? i heard wiener dogs were bred to attack badgers not sure if that's true though
BRAIN INSANE
SHUGGA WUGGA BAH
Just in time for the next thread yay
>>729710190
I just might. I guess so. She just likes killing other little things
>>729710417
I just got a tier 8 Pershing tanks so thats cool. How are you anon? Im not sure.
>>729710638
Rikka bb
>>729710734
Tomo my darling!
>>729710693
not cool if you do. rip hamsters
I love you <3
>>729710408
https://youtu.be/CVNkA8Dfi60
>>729711097
I love you too love anon
>>729710853
How was work?
>>729711067
Im not cool. I give them 2 months tops
>>729711196
Roll
>>729711324
you are right , you are cute not cool c:
I'll say 2 weeks
>>729711208
thank you <3
>>729711484
Im neither of those. Alright ill let you know how it goes.
>>729711242
minene>yuno
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>729711324
It was alright just super boring, I might get my position as a game tech again
>>729711581
you are both! in my eyes. find a shoe box you WILL need it
>>729711627
That just means Yuno's all mine
>>729711841
unless the other yuno posters show up
>>729711654
That sucks. Is that good?
>>729711716
You must be blind. Heh. Google russian dwarf hamster and tell me ill need a shoe box if she gets a hold of them
>>729712078
If I got Tsun Yun to switch, what makes you think other "Yunos" will last any longer?
>>729712091
dinner
>>729712091
I glad I'm blind. will your dog really eat them? I've seen mine just chew bugs and spit them
>>729712221
https://youtu.be/ql9-82oV2JE
>>729712291
Im not sure what someone like an anon would like.
>>729712725
I hope you can see again soon. Yes. She has torn a rabbit open in the backyard and when the little animals that would dig holes in our yard would come back she would leave their heads on the back porch and Id have to clean it up. Im pretty sure she eats them.
Claim
Hey everyone, how are you all doing tonight? <3
>>729713154
I will once I see you running towards me with open arms. that dog sounds really messed up but the size makes it a bit funny don't know why. at least it likes meat
>>729713114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1GWmpEphg
hello everyone
>>729712091
Yeah it is! I love fixing arcade games its something I actually enjoy doing
>>729713307
Hi Kanna.
>>729713403
I dont think id do that. Im pretty reserved. Its fine with people and other dogs. I guess it just likes to hunt small things
>>729713462
Hi
>>729713487
Then I hope you get back to doing what you like.
>>729713643
Hi
>>729713462
Hello Shinobu
>>729713806
>>729713941
how are you guys doin tonight?
>>729713806
I'd still like that. so a hunter dog? thats nice mine doesn't do that one did but got lost twice. sucker might come back in a few months maybe.
>>729714097
Tired and hungry, just got home from work, now cooking dinner
>>729713806
Hi Tomo! How have you been? Anything exciting happen or just another day?
>>729711641
Also hi miss Juvia! I missed your post!
>>729713806
Hey, Tomoko.
>>729714097
Sitting. You?
>>729714178
You expect too much. I guess so. I hope they do.
>>729714333
My life no. World of tanks got a nice patch so thats keeping me busy. You?
>>729714441
Hi.
>>729714196
watcha making?
>>729712221
>getting other yunos to switch
>commits heresy constantly.
You don't deserve her tbh.
>>729713806
I hope so too bud I hope so too... what did ya do when I was gone bb???
>>729714552
im playing some breath of the wild
>>729714605
Lasagna
>>729714658
Silence Homura, or should I say Mokoto, or whoever the fuck you're "claiming" now
>>729714727
:o thats weird, i just ate some lasagna
>>729714727
Wrong.
Way off the mark on your guess.
>>729714552
or at the right time? I don't know..
I hope so too but then he'll just run away again
>>729714957
Ah shit, that's whats up
>>729714968
You're not important anyways, go ahead and hide behind anon to shitpost.
>>729714678
Just tanks. Im pretty boring. Sorry.
>>729714718
Cool on switch or wii u
>>729715057
Right time? That sounds like a silly dog.
>>729715391
Nahhh nahhh youre not boring at all. How did ya do???
>>729715356
<3
>>729714333
>trips
Kanna-san! I've missed you
>pats head
>
>>729715356
Me being unimportant doesn't change that you heresy and don't love your waifu :^)
>>729715532
Ho ho~ What do we have here?
>>729715391
I don't know!!
he was silly too silly, but nice
>>729715356
i fucking love spaghetti cake, its almost as good as donuts
>>729715391
just on wii u, didnt feel like dropping all that money on a switch for 1 game
>>729715748
> spaghetti cake
This is a first I've heard of this.
>>729714552
Nice! New tanks or just like a balance sweep?
I've doing pretty bad, made a big purchase and I'm feeling pretty conflicted about it. I don't regret buying it but at the same time I'm pretty sure the person who gave me the money would appreciate what I've bought.
Just trying to get through the day.
>>729715845
Wouldn't* I'm a retard when it comes to spelling
>>729715834
thats basically what lasagna is :p
>>729715863
Spotted.
>>729715658
Oh you know, you know just little ol Rikka
Never heard lasagna being called spaghetti cake, then again I'm only half italian.
>>729715532
I got a tier 8 american medium today and thats a lot of work so good I think.
>>729715662
Uh ok.
>>729715748
Yeah I understand that. Is it fun?
>>729715845
New tier 9 and 10 lights and a whole set of balance stuff. What did you get if you dont mind me asking.
A little gem from death parade.
>>729716037
Hows my cute little chuunibi doing?
>>729716104
>>729716104
i like it, its gotten alittle grindy late game, but early game was like being a little kid on the worlds biggest playground just running around forever finding new fun stuff to do
>>729716104
That's pretty cool. How do they preform? I know a lot of games do the thing where the recent release is stronger than older content. Did they break any favorite tanks? I imagine that because it takes a while to build up a tier that they're careful to nerf higher tiers?
I ended up getting a computer. Like a real computer, something that can run games past 1280x720 with low settings. And it was expensive.
I still have plenty of money in comparison to the purchase, and I don't owe anyone anything... But it just kinda hurts because I know who gave me the money wouldn't approve.
>>729716104
Aw hell yeah congrats tomo
>>729716187
I am doing alright! Just got home from a boring ass day of work, now I am going to rearange my pokemon cards lol how are you doing??
>>729716516
Ah I got home from work as well, kind of a slow day thankfully and now time for food and animu, kinda tied between watching Future Diary for the 114th time or start Jojo's bizarre adventure stardust crusade part 2
>>729716687
You better continue on Jojos or I will spank you
>>729716515
Hello kanna-san! I've missed you
>pats head
>
>>729716336
Hi.
>>729716370
So good?
>>729716515
Is still shaking out. Overall the newer light tanks feel weak except the one. That thing is a monster and it gets top tier a lot so it stomps. They are pretty careful with things yeah. Mostly focused on arty pieces and I like what they did. What did you get the money for?
>>729716516
Its nothing really. Just kind of grinding away.
>>729716778
WEEEW LADDIE
Alright alright! Gonna get my 114th rewatch at some point..
>>729716794
yea its pretty good
>>729716794
Still impresssive to me babyyyyyyyyy
>>729716878
You will do it AFTER jojo or else
>>729717160
Finneeee
>>729717048
Alright cool.
>>729717160
Well just factor in I dont really have a life and it seems not so.
>>729717282
you're a strong independent waifu yuno, you dont have to do what rikka tells you
>>729717561
LOL I know, Im watching my waifu's anime anyways!~
>>729717282
Good girl!
>>729717561
hey hey hey shhhhh she is under my control
>>729717373
But do any of us really have a life??
>>729717784
I dont know im not other people.
One True Louise claimer reporting in
>>729716781
Hi miss Juvia! I missed you too! <3 Mmaah~! <3 Thank you! I love you miss Juvia!
>hugs you tightly
How have you been doing lately?
>>729716794
Glad to hear that actually. A lot of times whenever a big change happens people just complain. Nice to hear some positive things about stuff like that. Are you gonna go for the one light tank or you think they'll bring it in line soon?
It was just for reaching 20. Kinda a college fund I guess. The money is for my future, but I don't really know what I want to do, and I've kinda just stagnated for the past few years. I guess I kinda figure that this will guilt me into actually getting a job or going to college or something that will make my family proud.
>>729718065
Other Louise is nice though.
>>729718161
They need to do something because only idiots dont crush in that thing. No im going to continue the one line im in because this one sounds to be good as well. I dont know what I want to do either. Turn 20 in a month myself.
>>729717728
Which waifu though?
>>729717784
YOUR control??
Did you forget who your master is??
>>729718065
Hello there fellow pink
>>729718161
Such a loyal loli dragon, i love you too
Always happy to see me.
>pats head
I've been good, just tired from work, even after a nap.
How have you been love?
>>729717933
Damn...your deep...
>>729718538
Sorry maam yes maam!
Is it okay if I sometimes imagine my waifu pole dancing for me?
>>729718706
That's what I thought, good girl
>>729718706
Deep as a kiddie pool.
>>729718758
You always ask that.
>>729718758
what you do with your waifu behind closed doors is entirely up to you
>>729718758
>>729719052
hehe
>>729718921
>>729719052
>>729719501
>>729718448
Do they generally take a while to fix stuff? Do you have multiple lines or just one really long one that you're almost done with?
It's hard to explain... I know what I want to do, but I know that I probably won't be able to. There's no point in wasting time and resources chasing a dream that I know probably won't turn out. (It's just robotics pretty much, MIT and stuff) I feel like I should be more realistic and get like a warehouse job or something like that. I just can't talk to people. I'm too nervous and I just decide not to do it. But I can't keep not doing anything... I don't know.
Also happy early birthday! Like really early. I know I'll forget but in case I do then at least I said it now.
>>729718581
Thank you miss Juvia! Your praise is the best! <3 and your head pats are even better! <3 <3
I hope you start to feel better! Being tired sucks, and especially when you've tried to take a nap to fix it.
I'm... not doing super well, just a lot of thoughts going through my head. I'm still okay, just trying to make it through a few days.
How was work today?
>>729718868
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
>>729719552
Lewd
>>729719560
Yeah they do. I have multiple tank lines. Tank lines go from 1 to 10 each being different from another line. Ive worked in a Kmart. I was miserable there. I get really stressed when I apply for jobs as well. Thanks. Happy late birthday.
>>729719561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osv79RTczKI
>Completely forgot I posted here
>>729718448
But he's stealing my waifu!
>>729718538
Hello!
>>729720016
https://youtu.be/LV7AzNYh5bo
>your last 2 videos unavailable in kangaland
>>729720289
They can be rather charming yes.
>>729720289
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPp2hx9nlhyJc64/giphy.gif
You know who this is.
>>729719560
I'll always praise you! Especially when you're this loyal and eager! Such an obedient and loyal loli dragon, like a pet but better
>pats head
Well that's never good, but at least your ok. Although I'm sure these days will go by fast. At least i hope they do for your sake.
It was work, no real other way to describe the long 8 hour shifts. Too bad it'll be 8 hours until my next day off.
>>729720507
no! Not okay!
>>729720523
Well, if your familiar is stronger than you..
>>729720289
How are ya?
>>729720371
Wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOrXKiSy8ZY
>>729720717
Yeah.... That would be too many people knowing their secret.
>>729720717
No... a Small/Tiny sized weapon. But I could see Mako pulling shit like that in Pathfinder / 3.5
>>729720809
Its a fucking godlike cover
https://youtu.be/aKQTWq6ZbTc
>>729720978
Roll
>>729720978
Can't wait to see metallica live this june
>>729721246
We only get Alice Cooper here.
>>729721205
But why cry?
>>729721375
Poor aussie, I'm having Metallica AND Avenged Sevenfold
>>729721375
Desperation and boredom
should I go to Mako's new work or stay home comfy
>>729720809
Not bad.
>>729720908
Secret?
>>729720978
Mako's familiar is WAY stronger than him
>>729721570
Good good
>>729721375
sometimes you just need a good cry
>>729719911
I hope they hotfix that one light tank or something then, if it's really that bad.
Sorry to hear that. At least it's over now, right? And trust me, the experience on a résumé is worth it's weight in gold.
I've actually had a job once. I worked 7 hours and accidently drank hand cleaner because I thought it was a drinking fountain and was extremely dehydrated, running on fumes from no sleep. I went home early saying that I was about to pass out and quit the next day. (I felt like I was actually going to pass out, but maybe that was just because I didn't want to be there.) It didn't help that they kept calling and asking if I could come in to work. I thought it was like missing work, but it was just because someone didn't show and they needed someone to cover. I wasn't even actually scheduled to work until like a week later. There's some smaller details but that's the general story, anyways.
Thanks! <3
>>729720648
Thank you miss Juvia! I know I say it a lot but you're really nice and kind! You always treat me so well! That's one of the reasons I love you so much! <3 Ahhh~ Head parts are so good from you! <3 So nice~ <3 Do you have anything I can do for you?
It's just first world problems, really. A lot of people have it worse off than me, so it feels like I'm just making a big deal out of nothing. I'm not hurt, I don't owe any money... I have it nice, not to brag or anything. I just. .. feel really bad.
But I feel a lot better with you miss Juvia! At least for right now, with you and everyone here, I feel at least okay! So thank you <3
Juuzou Claimu
How is everyone faring tonight?
>>729721666
>satantrips
how are you?
>>729721458
Poor me indeed. They always skip over us. Especially this city.
>its only the fucking capital
>>729721556
Ah. Kinda useless to cry though.
>>729721570
Go bug Mako and show him that gif.
>>729721674
Only if you're a little bitch
>>729721817
I'm alright for now, slow day at work thankfully, hopefully it stays like that tomorrow
>>729721570
Stay home. You know how she is a sexual predator and what not.
>>729721676
Its pretty busted. No I hated that place. Thats pretty silly im sorry. The rest of it is sad and I feel you on it. I didnt do anything but work and sleep.
>>729721685
Hello again. Ehh just sitting. You?
>>729722124
im an emotional little bitch. Roll
>>729722203
Heyu im doing fine, just laying down getting ready for bed as per usual.
heading out now, baibai
>>729722124
Will do!
>>729722157
sounds good to me, here's hoping!
>>729722203
I hope she doesn't rape me, desu
>>729722272
You'll learn though. Hell I have my moments.
>>729722457
Good lass. Make sure that I specifically called him a dumbshit for having a familiar stronger than him.
>>729722457
Die
>>729722457
Farewell
>>729722124
Maybe your spiders scared them away, I mean they are so large they have their own HP bars
>>729722272
same
>>729722457
Goodbye mystery woman!
>>729721676
Oh please you make me blush
>
I love you a lot too kanna-san, at least you appreciate my head pats
>pats head
All i need you to do is just remember our little agreement about hanako
I guess if you feel down there's nothing you can really do to help, but I'm sure someone as great as you will get past it.
I'm glad i can be here for you! You're always so loyal and kind and appreciative
>>729722721
I doubt it, the scary spoodrs are mostly confined to Sydney and east coast.
>>729722366
Going to cuddle with your waifu?
>>729722457
Oh my.
>>729722683
Uh ok. Roll
>>729722744
Well we have something in common I guess.
>>729722977
I have a waifu but she's not to be seen in these threads anywho. Juuzou the best husbando will suffice.
>>729723332
Still. Going to cuddle with either of them?
>>729723332
why wont you share your waifu? are you ashamed of her, or just that selfish?
>>729722977
No, I used to be an emotional wreck. Then I took a career to the solar plexus and learned to cope differently. Hell Ive been able to turn off my sense of self-preservation a couple of times.
>I scared people
>>729723596
Yeah Juuzou's getting it tonight.
>>729723696
Not selfish or ashamed, she's more like a tradition if i ever brought her here. You see if you do the same action over and over again it loses its touch which is the same fate my waifu would face.
>>729723737
Oh? Uh career to what? Getting edgy at the end there. Roll.
>>729723971
Lucky guy
>>729722203
If it was that bad, then I'm really, really sorry. Was it just the constant work, the employees, the customers? If you don't mind asking. I know sometimes people just want to forget, so you don't have to answer.
The story is pretty funny actually. I tell it to people to give them a good laugh. I meant he work was horrible and I hate thinking about it but at least someone gets some enjoyment.
That sounds terrible. Just nonstop work everyday sounds like it would drive me insane.
>>729722842
Blush if you want miss Juvia, but I only say it because it's true! You're the best! <3 And anyone who doesn't appreciate your head pats doesn't know what they're missing! <3 Ohhh~! They're so nice and your hand is so warm~ <3 <3 Of course I'll remember! I promised! And I'd never break a promise to you!
It'll either pass after a while or... not I guess, but it's okay. I've felt worse, and I feel a lot better than I did a few hours ago. And what do you mean if I'm down there's nothing I can do to help? Are you feeling down? I can cheer you up if you want! Or did you mean there's nothing I can do to help myself? Ah, I'm overthinking this!
I'm glad you're here too... <3 I really am. And thank you for saying all those nice things! I hope one day I'll be as great as you!
Hello everyone.
>>729722938
What about sneks?
>>729722744
>>729722272
At least you have emotions
>Already getting edgy here
>>729724403
Sweetheart~
>>729724176
Ive never seen so many people that dislike each other more in one space. That and I had no direction and wasnt even doing the job I got hired for. Yeah still sucks for you. Yeah I worked 7 hour days 6 days a week with one half day in there. The schedule wasnt consistent either. Not like it mattered. Would just sit around my days off anyways.
>>729724403
Hi hanako.
>>729724415
What?
>>729724403
hey hanako, how're you doing tonight?
>>729724668
Just sayin, I mostly act indifferent towards everything
Alright everyone, wish i could stay but i am tired and i have an early shift tomorrow so nighty night tl tomrrow everyone
>>729724176
Thank you so much kanna-san, you're almost too kind
>pats head
And no I'm not feeling down I'm just saying if you are.
>>729724403
Pervert
>>729724012
I did get edgy. Full time in a high volume kitchen for 7 years total. It killed my social life and drove me into hospital and depression.
>>729724415
Oh we get brown snakes. Not very often. Just gotta boop their snoot.
>>729724898
No.
>>729725011
High volume? Rory is an old man. I want a pet snake
>>729724176
Ravioli ravioli.
Trips. Lewd the dragon loli.
>>729724463
Oh my what have we here~ How are you darlin~?
>>729724668
Hi Tomoko. How are you?
>>729724818
Hello Shinobu. I'm pretty good. How about yourself?
>>729724931
Goodnight Juvia, i'm sorry i missed you tonight.
>>729725381
Sitting. You?
test
Roll for dragon loli pussy
>>729725381
im pretty good, playing some breath of the wild
>>729725011
Meh shy snakes, was hoping for something more venomous like a cottonmouth
>killed one during an a/c job
>>729725381
I've been a little better, slow day at work so that's good
2b(utt)
>>729725778
UNF!