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well, well, well~ evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin'

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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well, well, well~

evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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Lol XD
just some juice XD
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>>729707403
You're drinking pure shit I see
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whiskey, i just started. came by /b/ to see if you had a thread up. How's it goin Nickel?
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>>729707596
apple? orange? grape? pickle? olive? cranberry?
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211's are a great bang for your buck
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>>729707635
as always, buddy~
>>729707716
Piccolo, holy shit! who'da thought, how the heck are ya?
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>>729707888
Yeah.
If you're a bumb.
That's the beer I buy for the homeless dude hanging outside the mart when I feel bad
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>>729707403
water
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>>729708080
that's nice
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>>729707403
You look like a discount Charles Bronson.
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>>729707888
kinda like going rabbit hunting with a mortar launcher, but yessir, can't beat the value to shit-faced ratio
>>729708221
the birth of ALL drinks!


I think we need the tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgxfG8-sZA
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>>729707403
You're exactly what I would expect someone on /b/ to look like.
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>>729707403
"25oz Natural, 8%" ice beer, the name of which is too fucking stupid to even type. they're smoother than those Steels or w/e they're called
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>>729708308
aw man, I'd totally star in Death Wish 7: Who's This Guy Again?
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>>729707946
Good my friend! i am only part time now working weekends while I do music production the other days. Been stuck getting anything good today, really frustrating so i decided to call it early and drink a lil to easy my mind. I've been so focused on music lately i gotta chill.

Whats been goin on in your life?
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>>729707403
Fuck your threads
Kill your self lonely eternal fagt
That alcohol is all you got burn your self and entertain fuck your problems fuck what you got to say go call someone or talk to someone who cares ,,, o wait your on /b/ because no one cares because your a fucking pedophile I bet , post your ID number here with full name I bet you your like in 15 registries and can't be around kids fucking loser die already these threads suck balls you worthless scum die already
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>>729708372
that's an odd thing to say!
>>729708412
Oh heck, you got some Natty Daddies?
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>>729708609
you're gay, and you smell bad stinky
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>>729707403
Sparkling flavored water. I've got a physical tomorrow for school and would like to not be hung over for it. I'm all so down to my last 500 bucks and no job.
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>>729708515
kind of the same, might have to pull up stakes for a month or so while I hunt down a place of my own. Otherwise, still the same 'ol me, jamming hard to all the music Macross gave me on these threads.
Can't BELIEVE I missed SXSW, Satellite Young was there!
>>729708609
Here's the ID number, 'cuz I am number one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br517ctCUCE
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why aren't you guys playing persona 5
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this is the most embarrassing thread ive seen today

damn op youre ugly as fuck yo
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>>729709071
a wise policy.
And hey, if a schmuck like me can hold down two jobs, there's no excuse for the run of general population. Get in there and grab a job by the tits and YANK as hard as you can!
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>>729708723
Basically I'm saying you look like a fucking loser.
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>>729707403
Get Bells Two Hearted Ale next time around. It's an awesome beer!>>729709197
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>>729709344
I've tried, but I can't get hired to start with. Here soon I'm doing a certified medical assistant course which is 8 hours a day 4 days a week for 8 weeks.
You live in Texas? I don't lurk your threads much.
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>>729709197
I'm waiting for the perfect time to play it all, I haven't touched one of 'em yet, but I've heard good things.
>>729709478
so, what're you doing here?
>>729709707
it's on the list, buddy! thanks
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>>729709880
Not posting cringey pictures of myself and waiting for a California nudes thread to start.
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>>729709880
Why are you so disgusting looking
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>>729709859
oh heck, there's a good direction! I used to orderly for a hospital uptown and do minor assistant work, it's a lively place to work.
and yeah, I live in Texas, belt buckle of the USA.
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>>729707403

Not Steel. Drink Hurricane faggot.
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>>729707403

Huh. Cool to see you here as always.
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>>729710245
I did EVS for a Hospital and while the EVS kinda sucked I got inspired to get in to get in to the medical fields. After CMA I want to see is I can get into an x-ray program.
Ah, I live north of Austin!
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>>729710282
It's the Stacks that do me in, they started sellin' em in flavors too.. totally poisonous, but again, bang for buck.
>>729710382
nice to see you as well, whoever you is!
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this thread

what the fuck
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Finally got a day off from work tomorrow, now I can drink and sort of assume that getting buzzed on my day off means they can't call me in on my day off....
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Baileys and KH 1.5/2.5.

Beat Persona and had to wash the bad taste away.
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this is now a loli thread

something needs to offset this faggotry
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>>729711008
too late.
This is a Nickel thread, go to Infinichan or some shit.
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holy shit you are exactly what I expect all of us to look like.
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>>729710716

Just out of curiosity what do they sell steel for and what state you in?

I work for Budweiser (hurriciane) and steel is my competitor (colors)
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>>729710245
Beltbuckle huh
Well I live in the big floppy weiner

Floridafag reporting in and drinking some blended scotch.
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>>729707403
Cough syrup
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>>729710503
well howdy, neighbor~ and yessir, it's a grind when you're just taking out the trash and changing sheets, glad you're on the up and onwards!
>>729710825
So whatcha having? and leeeet's hope you don't get called in.
>>729710880
bad taste, eh? I heard it was s'posed to be some kinda RPG tour-de-force or something
>>729711092
Agreed!
>>729711184
Texas, and a tallboy runs you about $1.80
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hello hello drinky friend! how is the mug? how are you?
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Alroght, every time someone says Heart in KH1.5/2.5 I take a shot.

Beat BBS, time for KH1
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>>729711503
I'm having Gin.
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>>729711644
nigga you're gonna die.
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>>729708609
This
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>>729711472
oho, one of the best! I used to have a Johnny Walker Blue, but I passed it on to a friend.. so good. My friend at the Palisades has the Silk Road collection~
>>729711474
HEY HEY, KIDS!
>>729711570
Oh, you mean Bunta? he's fine, and I'm fine!
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>>729711503

Heartbreaking. 24oz steel case cost comes to about .92 cents a can. Malt beverage is 30% markup and should be 1.29-1.39 depending on how Asian the store owner is.

Hope your store is giving you complementary lube for fucking you in the ass.

> source 3 year small format rep (gas station and c store)
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>>729711644
dude, we're gonna DIE! ..I'd rather take a shot for every year KH3 doesn't come out, that'd be a nice heavy buzz without being fatal
>>729711721
My man!
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hey /b/
pretty drunk rn but im thinkin;
I see life as having no meaning. We are simply a random, maybe not so rare occurrence. Since we have no obvious existential purpose, to look for one is meaningless as you cannot know if you have found said purpose. We were born to die, suicide is the logical end to life.
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>>729711970
I wish I could afford blue haha
cant drink beer for shit but I do love a good whisky
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>>729712230
I disagree that suicide is the logical end, however I do agree that we have no meaning, but that is not to say anything inherently has any real purpose. However, whats stopping you from making your own "purpose" in life?

I too am a nihilist, but that doesnt mean I cannot enjoy living life.
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>>729711503
Thanks for the encouragement Nickel! Part I hated was the people I worked with. Even when I did janitorial at UT, the people just aren't the type I want to be around anymore.
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>>729712161
Ohh, get off my back, I pay as little as I can and the shopkeeps around here are pretty scummy.
>>729712230
but how'd you come to that conclusion? Not thru the reasons, I mean more like.. why?
>>729712235
It was a tax season purchase back in 2015, but I figure drinks shared with friends are the best, regardless of whats in the cup.
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fuck. I forgot what AP in KH1 was for........
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>>729707403
STEEL 211 OBVIOUSLY MY OVERWEIGHT CAUCASIAN NIGGA! GOT A TALL CAN AND A FOUR PACK OF PINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also i'm white too)
(also i have Schlafly left in the fridge don't know what i'm not drinking that first)
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>>729712489
How can you know you are really enjoying life? You might not be. The safer bet is to kill yourself.
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>>729712792
I agree that a drink shared with friends is the best, even if its just some mildly alcoholic pisswater lol

I wish I had a little gin on hand right now though
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picking shield, leaving sword. NOBODY HAS SAID HEART YET
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>>729712489
Well if you are the only one who can give meaning to your life, it means that removing having to give meaning; ending your life. Will have no impact on the universe.
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>>729712528
It's all part of life's path for ya, just have to find your way along it.

set up another round, you rabble, we gettin' DRUNK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c
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>>729713079
now I know you're trolling

I know I am enjoying life when my serotonin is firing off and I feel good

Im not saying suicide is never the answer, but I don't think it is an objectively logical answer to everything.
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>>729713273
I dont want to kill myself, im pretty happy with myself most of the time. Im just saying suicide is like a cheat code to the end level of life.
-> Getting another beer, brb
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>>729713180
nigger, I just said Im a nihilist so obviously I agree with that statement you just made. My point is that regardless of whether your life has any meaning, you can still find ways to enjoy it. If you really cant find anything enjoyable about life then just kys. But I dont think suicide is the default answer for everyone, regardless of the lack of meaning or purpose.
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>>729713467
>implying there is another level other than life
damn bro good thing i got so much beer i'm trying to get that drunk!
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>>729713343
But that good feeling might just be an illusion. You don't want to take that chance.
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>>729713273
Im out Nickel, have a good night
may the buzz carry on bro
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>>729713045
YAR HARGH! let's do it then, buddy.. start with the 211, obviously~
>>729713117
aaah, gin.. Walker's pretty good though, cheers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiIPCMxLxBM
>>729713467
'ey! no cheatin'
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>>729713751
its not an illusion, its a chemical in our brains

I guess maybe you could call it an illusion, but that doesnt make it any less real
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>>729713820
What's good my man! Mikey here. Glad to see you're still alive and well, how are you doing on this fine evening/day?
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>>729713952
How you doing man, im 10 beers, 2 blunts deep
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>>729713853
Illusions aren't real.
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SC fag and it's wine tonight
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>>729714034
>pic please?

But I'm doing alright, got some shit going on in life rn, but shit is going good. I'm just chilling, not drinking anything cause I got work tomorrow, but like I said, shit's going alright right now.
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>>729707403
well, two number nines
a number nine lager
a number six with extra dip...
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>>729713820

Bro I love your threads. I'm drinking vodka. I'm sad, I just stormed out of my house brcause my gf has been mean bitch for 3 days...
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No drinks but I'm getting fucking stoned and then i'm making some pizza. Cheers m8
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>>729713952
Evening, and I'm doing well, brother Mikey! Hope you're having an excellent time too~

music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiIPCMxLxBM
>>729714126
hey buddy! How's things?
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>"xxxx you lazy bum"

FLAAASHBAAAAAACKS
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>>729714323
..are you a calculator? ARE YOU A DRUNK CALCULATOR?? be my robot pal!
>>729714386
trouble in paradise, eh? You wanna talk about it?
>>729714402
the perfect combo! have yourself a damn good one, friend~
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>>729714634

Well >>729714386

I feel bad because her mom died 2 weeks ago. She has a short fuse but I hate when she blows up on me when I'm helping
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>>729714634
all you had to do is follow the damn train
anyway, not a calculator, just thinkong the resemblance is uncanny here...
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>>729714882
oh heck, passions and pain are running hot.. sounds like it's just a case of tempers boiling over.
>>729715246
I've been told that.
God damn, I wish they'd remake San Andreas in the GTA5 engine~
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>>729715446
f yeah
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>Destiny Islands doesn't show the islands' mainland that's in KH2

What are you dooiiing
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I didn't like this movie, but goddamn if this fuckin' song has been stuck in my skull all day since seeing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q
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>>729710077
>waiting for a California nudes thread to start
Fuck you, you fucking faggot. We don't need a nudes thread for every fucking state at the same time. All of you underage faplords CAN and SHOULD condense into one thread. Or better yet, go to another fucking board. Not all of us come to /b/ for porn.
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>>729714239
Picof what?
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>>729714239
also, i got work tommorow too, it's 11:31pm rn
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>>729713820
I'M ALREADY ONE PINT IN AND ALREADY FEELING JOLLY

SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN

MAAAAAAAAAN I LOVE 211

(that was a ninja turtles refernce for all you newfags out there)
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>>729707403
Drinking heineiken. I cheated on my girlfriend, I feel like a piece of shit.
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>>729716444
trips confirm you should tell her and face the consequences, you fucking trash can. if you want to fuck around, don't bring a girl along to feel like shit along with you
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>>729716444
Tsk tsk.

Drinkin' MACLAYS.

Nice Scottish Beer.
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>>729707403
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Les Claypool from Primus?
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fucking won the race in KH1 for the first time
eat a dick riku
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>>729716382
oho, you EARNED this one, buddy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyZcylgmDQ0

MAJOR LEAGUE BUTT-KICKING IS BACK IN STYLE

>>729716444
well, what's the reason you had in your head?
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>>729716723
a few have told me I suck, is that the same?
and yeah, they have.

and what's the deal with all the Kingdom Hearts stuff? I love the game, but did something happen recently?
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>>729709073
Your own place? Fucking neet I see, how old are you jc
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So how many children do you molest a week? Asking for a friend
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>>729716848
ahhhhhhhhh the sweet sweet sounds of happier days and hope for the future. nothing goes better with beer than a jingle like this one. cheers my friend, second pint is now SWALLOWED LIKE MY DREAMS EVERY TIME I GET OUT OF BED AND REMEMBER I LIVE ON A SHIT TIER PLANET FULL OF FUCKING CUNTS
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>>729717090
31, by a couple months now
>>729717363
come come now, let's have some more throwback tunes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW2dxRr05gk
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>>729717011
Weird question, i see a lot of pedo memes of you, why is that anon?
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>>729717627
So do you have a job at least are you a felon
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>>729717363
my bad about that little tangeant, i'm not drunk enough to be doing that yet, and i'm not trying to squash the mood!, PINT #3 GOES DOWN SMOOTH AS THE FATTY CURVE OF A TEENAGE GIRLS ASS WHILE I GROPE IT BEHIND THE CONCESSION STAND!
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>>729717627
>>729717824
OH YES!!!! THE STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!! FLOOOOOOOOOOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>729717628
those who will engage in hateful behavior are given to a disposition towards such actions, regardless of influence.
in other words, haters gonna hate.
>>729717723
I have two jobs, I work at a sandwich place and at a manufacturing office.
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>>729717628
it's because they're jealous that a fat lonely dude who chills on /b/ is much cooler than them even though they're in high school but have still never kissed a girl
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>>729717824
that is a Frank Zappa lyric that never existed, I fucking love it!!
CHEERS, YA BASTARD!
>>729717885
Come, join us~!
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>>729718029
So who do you live with
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>45 minutes into KH1.
They finally said heart.

FIRST SHOT HERE WE GO
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>>729718565
i appreciate your recognition of ridiculous writing as i've been somewhat of a musician and poet my whole life, and i also notice you appreciate nostalgic tunes, THEREFORE, i'm gonna post this shit i got nothing poetic to say here the music and gameplay speaks for itself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXqRj_yhW8
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>>729718565
Why haven't you been banned yet?
Why haven't you taken your shit to >>>/soc/?
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>>729718695
a couple of friends, but I miss my independence.. so I'ma try to get my own place, I can afford it for sure.
>>729719066
Oh man, I remember playing that as a kid and choosing this stage AFTER you take down Storm Eagle, only to notice pieces of his aircraft in this stage! IT CRASHED INTO THIS ONE!

here's one for you headbangers out there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn0RQfuWjG8

and how scary was it to see HIM again..
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>>729719355
House or apartment
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>>729719521
apartment, for sure. I prefer small, manageable spaces.. until the Missus goes baby crazy again.
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>>729720207
No way, you're married?
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>>729720207
Don't you wawant a yard and some woods?
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>>729707403
No joke, I made this guy in fuse!
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no drinks for me tonight but I enjoy a 12 pack of st.pauli when I have a day off op.
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>>729720391
ahh, no no, not YET.
But I tell you, she's the one.. I both love, hate, lament and treasure her all at once, plus I kinda dig her flaws.
It's love, baby~
I tell you what. Once I propose and set the wedding date, you're all invited and drinks are on me!
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>>729718842
I love this game and that one too
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>>729720715
So your an alcoholic? You shake if you don't have alcohol
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>yuffie in her hot pants
>Aerith alive
.......
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>>729720402
Eventually, sure! nice open place for the kiddies to run around and find nature.. fresh air's getting to be a little hard to manage these days, but I will provide.
>>729720661
MY GOD

I need more music!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOiMSTzwa28
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RGGHH!
TIME FOR A POWER MOVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9tRhPiq7vg
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>>729721991
>>729720896
Too tough to answer huh faggot
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>>729720715
dude i would come to your wedding and i aint even kidding, i live in MO, myself and my gal would love an excuse to make a drive, hell i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

also, saw you were looking for music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v_4UHe7d7k
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time to put kingdom hearts down. only got two shots out of it.
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fleischmann's vodka tonight. nothing special but it's doing the job
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>>729722605
keep going!!!!!!
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>>729722342
there is a key to my past that involves a remix of that damn song.. but that's neither here nor there.
When it comes to my wedding though, might have to knock some dust off an old favorite for the day of dancing and song when me and her are joined under a sky so blue..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1uIb8rCrsI
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>>729722605
you oughta grab Far Cry 3 and take a shot every time you clear an outpost!
>>729722639
it gets the job done! I'm a McCormick's man, myself~
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>>729707403
>>729723137
Oh god not this faggot again.
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Oh no!
I came in too late.
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Sorry, Skyrim got in the way.
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>>729723755
oho, and who might I think that is?
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>>729723137
ahhhh man, what a wonderful pick that would be for that solo dance as the midnight hour came to fruition.... many tears would be shed, though those who shed them would not be able to explain why a song they'd ne'er listened caused them to be so softened. and OC remix no less? been listening to that stuff since it was a shady mp3 site which you went to when you were done downloading from Napster

i'll try and stick with the theme here and post a track which will resonate with me until it's departure time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFKoFzNfQdA
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>>729723785
>>729723814
>>729723842
>>729723874
>>729723912
>>729723966
>>729724007
why are you so mad homie
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Hey what ever happened to that skinny blonde guy who used to make these threads?
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>>729723949
You know!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUC2b-OSZ00
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>>729707403
Would you spoon with me if I got you drunk on Camo?
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>>729723988
I grew up in the countryside AND the big city, but one thing I hope is still there in the future for anyone's kids, even MY kids, is the mystery of tall grass and great RPG music.
Excellent choice, by the way, my verbose buddy. I hopped onto OCR right around when they had the piano-key letterhead for the site!
now, time for some more DANCING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn8zj1--_bg
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>>729724034
kek tbh they're pretty funny
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>>729724186
Macross, is that you??
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>>729724633
Yes. I sadly came in too late today.
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>>729707403
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>>729724385
you're pretty jacked!
but naw.
>>729725120
oh heck, don't sweat it! Lovely to see you again, brother!
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>>729725283
On a scale of 1-10 how cute am i?
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>>729707403
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>>729707403
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>>729725609
gun in mouth, brains on ceiling, corpse only discovered when it starts to stink, state cremates the remains because no one cared to claim them, ashes tossed in a dumpster / 10
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>>729725561
leddit pls go
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>>729725777
wow, Vegas trips confirm, incredible, checked
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>>729725743
This nigger gets it.
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To those who brave the mess of a thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ

folks, the thread's spent.
Any final thoughts?
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>>729725979
I asked for a rate and you didn't answer :(
I'm >>729725609
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I just jacked off and ate my own cum! Who wants to watch the video?
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>>729725979
yeah, go munch a gorilla's dick you fat loser
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>>729725979
Final thought: You're a fat fuck who needs to an hero
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I fucking love you OP. Some of these guys can /b/ cunts but fuck them. It's the internet, yeah?
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>>729726080
you're real cute, i would let you suck my dick
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>>729707403
Had two tests today and am taking a night to myself. Currently drinking a PBR and waiting for a pizza to be ready. I'm just enjoying what free time I have left before finals.
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>>729726080
You're waaay to old for me you stupid bitch
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>>729726184
spotted another sperglord. i know this is /b/, but could you be any more stereotypically fat and retarded?
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>>729725979
final thought: hide your babies from this guy

>>729726302
kek
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>>729726261
wow that is some used beef right there
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>>729725979
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehLx_Fjv_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfmaALfxVGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b44-5M4e9nI
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Good night, guys!
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I don't drink. But hope you're having an awesome day or night!
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It's been a good thread.
I'll see you all next time, friends~ thanks again for hanging out
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>>729725979

We three logs of Andy Sixx are
Made of shit, we traverse afar
Rectum, anus, he'll sustain us
Following yonder star
O log of feces, wear your crown
Log of royal beauty brown
Salivating, still we're waiting
Guide us as we suck you down
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>>729726625
Good riddance faguet
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I drink cos of the shame I feel over my preteen sex crimes.
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>>729726625
Fuckoff jizzlord
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>>729726847
Youre such a beta
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>>729726625
I have had fun but now I have the urge to diddle some kids.
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There must be more CP I can download!
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>>729727052
Kek
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Photo of my idol, Dan "Along came a Schnieder and crept up inside her" Schnieder.
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>>729727413
Yes it's true. I wish I was Dan Schnieder.
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>>729727517
Wait, maybe I am Dan "I've got a plan to get you in the back of an unmarked van" Schnieder
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>>729727040
i thought you up and went uncle nickle
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>>729727731
Well looks like my pedosexual ass is still here.
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This is now an opportunity to talk openly about my CP collection. It spans 10 2tb hard drives and ia thought to be the most expansive of any one single pedosexual male.
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>>729728133
Cheers m8ie! Mine's just 12 Terabytes bigger than your CP collection! It doesn't include my regular helping of toddler porn though!
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It contains possibly the youngest CP ever made. My wife and I made it with my daughter the moment she was born.
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>>729728308
In it I penetrate my anus with her uncut umbilical cord and spill my semen into both their mouthes.
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I often diguise myself as a school so that unwitting children are dropped off right next to me.
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>>729726847
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>>729727858
Those prepubescent boys and girls sure do love staring at this hot, voluptuous "michellin-man" exterior!
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I also like to hide my benis in a bag of lollipops. When a kid goes to take one I slip her the one with the purple top, coated in cherry syrup.
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>>729728787
Child's play. I usually hang out in the playground. When nobody's looking, I like blow my load all over the sandbox from time to time.
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What am I doing tonight? Planning my next operation. I am going to break into the nurses office at my local school and lie in wait with my penis diguised as the peakflow meter. Its Asthma test day for the whole school.so I should get plenty of action.
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When I forgot the password to my collection I went round my parents house to find my baby pics. I had to use ones of me in the bath to jack off.
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