Waifu claiming thread: Happy birthday Rem!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content >No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed >Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original >If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash >Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, happly birthday, Rem!
Still here
and
>>729691775
I mean in arty where the rng gods dont select me to one shot anyone and I only do a 100 dmg. This arty feels like I actually hit and have to choose where to put fire instead of nuke the heavies lol
>>729691891
Huh. Want to do anything?
>Winning girl claimed
Please check the appropriate box
Are you a winner?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Claimed!
>>729692095
Previous: >>729680548
How lazy are you that you can't copy and paste a number?
>>729692354
[no]
>>729692515
>talking down to Smuggo
get outta here
>Winner
>>729692354
[X] No
>>729692095
*kissu*
>>729692591
Loli bote.
Sign here please.
>>729691109
Yes I think? I'm not entirely sure of what you just said
>>729691403
What should I do now I'm bored
>>729692092
Hi how is it going?
>>729692235
I mean, sure haha.
>>729692678
What am i signing and why?
Also, who?
>>729692354
[yes]
hi winning girl
>>729692499
aw cute
>>729692354
[] Yes
[] No
[X] smug af
>>729692515
Very
>>729692678
Oh
>>729691423
What's your current living like?
>>729691423
I believe in you
>>729691891
Oh hey you!
>>729692178
>>729692684
I haven't been a regular here. I'd you've been here for 2 months, try to leave a signature when not posting with a pic. Makes it less confusing
>>729692812
Forgot pic
>>729692354
no ;__;
Sleep...
Goodnight everyone, take care.
>>729692354
>[X] ? ? ?
>>729692582
A shame.
>>729692665
Why not, Tomo?
>>729692812
>>729692883
Congratulations, then!
How goes it, mate?
>>729692835
Perfectly acceptable answer!
BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
>>729692095
So where is the oversexualized content if not here?
>>729692354
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Like Trump and the election
>>729692782
Just a quick thingy
Homura. But I claim Gabriel at night.
>>729692678
>its me, Homu
>>729693096
yes I'm ashamed
>>729693251
Crap. Meant for
>>729692835
>>729692684
Im not sure. What do you want to do.
>>729692741
Like what?
>>729693096
I dont meet expectations.
>>729692835
Oh hey you back
>>729693251
Last time i signed random things, ibecame a slave. I'm not sure i can be owned by two people at once...
How many waifus do you plan on having?
カラミチーマス
>>729693011
goodnight, whoever you are.
Have an okay to pretty great sleep.
>>729693230
A win is a win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>729693270
you don't have to be
>>729693325
whose expectations?
>>729693421
BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
>>729692354
Is your waifu from Jintsu no Watashi Wa?
>>729693452
I wish that made sense to me
>>729693419
Trust me.
Its not a slave.
Not enough :^)
I only use Homura as an avatar now. I only actually like Motoko Kusanagi and Gabbu
>>729693592
THATS WHAT IT WAS IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
>>729693452
Ive been spending about 15 minutes trying to remember where your waifu came from. Good taste by the way.
>>729693592
She's from
Jin wa Watashi Aloha Oh
>>729693696
are you the sleep person
okay to pretty great is a range
where okay is the minimum
and pretty great is the maximum
and I want your sleep to be between there
>>729693011
Goodnight
>>729693096
Aw fug yeah!
>>729693251
This is why we stock to one pic
>>729693347
Yes I am. What's up?
>>729693421
I like the tounge
>>729693592
Nice meme
>>729693452
Hey kiddo.
Is she's from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>729692835
I haven't been posting for 2 months I posted once 2 months ago and have been posting for like a week
>>729693096
Pretty good it is like 8 weeks till I move to Malta
>>729693325
Fap but I'm trying not to
>>729693011
Good night
>>729693794
Thank ya!
Where's yours from?
>>729693864
Jin wa watashi aloha oh
-Smug
>>729693864
You know what else is a nice meme? You are, yes you are.
>>729693452
Everyones.
>>729693985
Just do it.
>>729693742
Well then what is it? Planning on taking my soul or something?
So 2 and one and an avatar? Far too many.
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>729693836
No I'm not that Taiga claimer.
Just not a winner
>>729693855
How've you been anyway?
I never asked.
>>729694083
Count me out of that 'everyone'
>life is easier when you don't expect things from strangers
Everyone's different.
>>729693521
Thanks.
>>729693855
Tongue.
>>729694112
It doesn't matter! Don't worry!
Just sign!
>>729693855
Floating between here and listening to ff7 ost...
>>729694019
Bakemonogatari.
I wish I was a beautiful balloon.
I could rise up above it all and fade out of view.
>>729694145
>>729694222
And my ping is 999 on tanks. Great.
>>729694390
Hrm... I don't see a simple resolution here. I decline to sign without knowing what i'm signing for, and you refuse to tell me what i'm signing for.
Oh man, my head is pounding harder than I pound Shinoa's booty
I'm going to sleep
>>729694157
hm
>>729694469
>Bakemonogatari
Well shit, that's a name.
>>729694584
>999
Well
fuck.
>>729694764
Yeah
>>729694492
Someone sounds a little sad.
>>729694714
Goodnight
>>729694698
Well I'll let you know that what you're signing for is really good. You'll like it, I promise!
For one, it'll free you from your current owner!
a-any cute anon want to date and get married maybe??
>>729694492
What is that from?
Last time I asked for sauce after you posted lyrics, you made me discover something wonderful.
>>729694083
but I'm already up to 3 days
>>729695019
No cute anons here.
>>729695133
So?
>>729692095
It's Rem's birthday today?
Happy birthday Rem!
>>729695139
>>729694145
Hello
>>729694492
>I wish I was a beautiful balloon.
>I could rise up above it all and fade out of view.
Them Crooked Vultures? Thats something I havent listened to in a long time.
>>729694714
Night
>>729694959
>And give you a new one!
Hmm, you know the phrase "the evil you know"?
And don't you have a sex sl- shiona already?
>>729695300
Sorry.
>>729694921
Not really actually, but it paints a nice picture.
And it has a really nice ring to it, you can't deny that.
>>729695054
That's from Spinning in the Daffodils by Them Crooked Vultures.
Very hit or miss at times, but fairly enjoyable record, the closing track I find to be very nice, which is the one in question.
>>729695350
See above, I was more of a fan of Queens of the Stone Age in all honesty, and that's how I got to discover them.
>>729695259
Thanks.
>>729695487
It's poetic, kinda.
Are you a writer of sorts?
>>729695382
I never said that!
Just sign it! You won't be a slave anymore!!
Shinoa is my husband!
>>729695487
I really enjoyed that, thanks again.
goodnight
>>729695471
you could be
>>729695796
No im not.
>>729692354
Are you a winner?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Dead
>>729695487
I was drawn to the band more because of John Paul Jones and David Grohl to be honest, but to each their own haha. I honestly found the whole album to be really good but I have to be in the right mood for it. Im suprised I recognized the lyrics, its been a couple of years since I have even thought of the band.
>>729695689
What will i be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIBBGfPlEHg
>>729695617
That would imply I had half a cell of originality in me.
But no, I am a consumer of media, not so much a creator.
>>729695731
You're welcome, the previous one was Death Grips? I might be wrong in my assumption of you are though.
I have a couple of other ideas, if I am incorrect.
>>729694528
I do enjoy fat anime tiddies
>>729695350
Hello, how are you?
guise when will anime girls become real
>>729695922
s-say do you want to date and get married??
>>729696182
toneight
>>729695998
no that was the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cfUdTrO70E
I'm a big Mount Eerie fan now
>>729694714
Sauce?
>>729695944
Free from your current master, of course.
Just sign it.
>>729696248
Isnt the point of dating to find out if they are someone you want to marry?
>>729696365
The repeated and careful use of "current" makes me worry
>>729696432
I'm not seeing a no answer, maybe in your grandpa's days that worked
>>729695932
Yeah considering they haven't had any output in years. I am not really surprised.
If you haven't heard of queens of the stone, I recommend you check out Songs for the Deaf, it is pretty great too.
>>729696290
Ah, yes, my favorite bit of lyricism.
He has released a new album regarding his wife's death recently, it's a bit of a sad one.
https://youtu.be/zGESP0iePmQ
>>729696070
Hi, im good how are you?
So from everything Ive heard the new Gohst in the Shell movie is shit. Can you guys confirm it is shit or should I go next weekend.
>>729696603
I dont know anything about you besides one thing.
>>729696538
No need to worry.
I meant from your master! Sorry if I worded that wrong.
Just sign the papers
I wouldn't want a slave. I have a husband!
hey everyone i'm still here
tfw download speed is 15kb/s
>>729696802
Not for long
>>729696756
what is that thing??
>>729696940
That you want a relationship.
>>729697000
Those were supposed to be mine
>>729696631
I know them, just wasnt my hype point for the band. I honestly would have liked to see Chris Cornell in there instead but thats my pick.
>>729697000
>>729696790
Then what do you get out of the deal?
>>729697119
Its not a bad thing. Totally normal.
>>729696631
that was rough :(
At least I have a decent reason to tear up while going to sleep for once
>>729697214
Its just a contract to free you okay?
I get 500¥ for every slave I free.
So sign here.
>>729697066
>>729697323
or not...
>>729696656
I'm good. Just tired from work is all
>>729697544
Or not?
>>729697544
what do you mean?
>>729694222
It's better now haha. Yourself?
>>729694385
Bleeehhh
>>729694469
FLOAT
>>729694714
Ummmm
Goodnight
>>729697684
s-sorry
bye!
porpane
>>729697875
Ok bye.
>>729697816
Puss
>>729697468
...That's less than $5....
I don't think i buy that.
>>729697816
Your ankles are disgusting please kill yourself
>>729697673
About the exact same, except I took a nap and am still lethargic.
>>729697790
Like a turtle.
>>729698384
hairy puss
>>729697816
>>729698384
DROWN OUT THE 3D INVADERS WITH 2D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRM0w4pZM50
>>729697946
Hey tomo Do you have any brothers or sisters?
>>729697816
>>729698384
Claiming best girl.
Eromanga-sensei is such a cute anime.
>>729697500
Oy vey!
>>729698936
Yes.
>>729698774
is your name ben?
>>729698959
post a cute saya
>>729698940
are people actually attracted to balloons?
>>729698940
If only.
>>729698257
I meant 10M¥
I got the math wrong.
I get the money from freeing you!
Just trust me!
>>729699093
Antonio Ramirez
>>729697790
Hello smugs
Good to see you.
>>729697882
Best waifu
>>729698451
I also took a nap but my body still feels tired from work.
>>729699245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDPj5zI66LA
gas the kikes
>>729699140
That... is quite the math error.
>>729699065
What are they like I'm an only child and always wondered what it was like to have siblings.
>>729700416
Depends if you're the oldest, youngest it in between
>>729700358
Don't trust them zuzuzuzuzu.
>>729700571
What are you?
>>729700416
Nothing too crazy. Just other people you live with. I imagine roomates are about the same thing.
>>729700751
Oh? Do you have info?
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A PICTURE OF HOT 2D PANTY STUFFING
>>729701073
You've always been my slave.
Trips demand it.
>>729701214
Odds are yes, now will you get them more than likely not.
>>729700843
Room mates you don't get to pick? sounds like a pain in the ass
>>729701538
Its fine. I dont really care.
>>729701128
Your energy is much appreciated.
>>729701214
156Gigs of doujinshi and you get none of it.
>>729701538
I dont get to pick my roomates either. You learn to live with it.
>>729701272
Saywhatnow?
>>729700789
I'm the oldest of 3
>>729701867
Shizuru get down from there
>>729701867
Panties on head. Zuzuzuzuzuzu
>>729702085
Fine fine...
>>729702164
I know i know, but i don't remember ever getting enslaved or anything by you?
>>729702652
Nice
>>729701671
Ug I'm still bored what are you doing
>>729701773
I would probably end up killing someone
>>729701944
Did you have to look after the little siblings
>>729702652
I rolled trips and got you that one time.
>>729692095
cute
>>729702804
Just sitting.
>>729702848
Can't say i remember that... Have any proof?
You guys nico nico nii-eed to get a job
>>729702918
*holds your hand*
>>729702804
I just drink and mind my own buisness. My room is mine and I share a bathroom and kitchen.
Anyways its bed time for me. Night everyone.
>>729703113
Probably yeah
>>729703241
Im fine.
>>729702804
I did on occasion. We all got along pretty well for the most part; especially with the relative absence of a father figure. Do you want siblings?
>>729703460
*tickles your palm*
>>729703103
Only my word :^)
>>729702918
I'm off it is 4:34 Good night tomo
>>729703394
I'm off to good night
>>729703525
No no I just want a farther witch isn't a never around drug dealer anyway good night
>>729703695
That would be a bit strange dont you think?
>>729703884
Night
>>729698451
But they dont float
>>729699245
Oh hi there
>>729703927
no, I'll lick it too would that be strange as well?
>>729692354
[ ] yes
[ ] no
[x] reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>729704369
Just a wee bit yeah.
>>729703864
I feel like that's cheating.
>>729704474
so you don't want me to do it?
>>729704475
Only if you don't believe me.
>>729704607
Im not sure really.
My sister got Russian Dwarf Hamsters and now my dog is freaking out. I know she wants to eat them
>>729704631
It's cheating either way! It's just setting a trap where either i'm a slave or i don't trust you!
>>729704760
think about it.
never had one of those I think they die too soon
>>729704940
Well my slave gets tons of cuddles.
Or you don't trust me. Which is nothing new :^)
>>729705232
I'm owned by someone else though?
>>729703884
G'night nice visiting with you
>>729705085
Sure if you show up. Dont know but my dog really wants to eat them
>talking with Chad friend in Skype about loneliness
>posts picture of him tying up some girl in bed
>'just light bondage bro lol'
Fucking Chads.
>Misaki Claimed
>>729705823
Hot
>>729705726
You have a dog?
>>729695967
It's beautiful
Eating 10 lamb cutlets last night was a mistake
>>729705726
>If you show up
that hurt a bit.
what if your dog just wants to see them? get it to just smell them or something while they are in a cage so they won't be eaten
>>729705638
I had you first. So that means they don't :^)
>>729704357
How have you been?
>>729706024
Heh a cute little thing like you I hardly believe you can put away 10 whole cutlets
>>729706110
I feel like this isn't super true, given how i didn't even know. If nothing else, you weren't using... me.
Since when does trips mean slavery?
>>729706594
Since I got zuzuzuzu.
Means your mine.
>>729705931
Yes
>>729706105
Its truthful. No they want to eat them. THey have killed rabbits and the things that dig holes in your yard even a bird
>>729706856
I don't even know what that means!
end me
>>729707196
Well at least you didn't just get internet-cucked by your chad friend
>>729707084
well you never know.
what ?? really ? that dog isn't friendly with new things maybe just keep the hamsters in a high place and locked just in case
>>729707350
I'm sorry that had to happen to you. I'm busy cramming for a test I know I'm inevitably going to do mediocre on.
>>729708320
NEW
>>729708320
>>729708172
It's fine