>there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him! >Eww

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>>729691928

>>729691928
>y-yeah haha funny story... il go get an HDMI for y-you..

>Trips on the way out on my fat

>haha oh I'm so clumsy

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I HAVE THREE CABLES SPARE AND I LIKE EGGS

>someone took the time to think about this and post this

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*Tips fedora*
Hello , ladies!
Never seen girls interested in technology , ti's an awesome thing! I was just reading about Atheism on a little place known as Reddit! I'll be back with an HDMI cable and maybe we can all hang out!

*shits and pisses over everyone in the room, covering them entirely in a thick layer of filth*

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>>729691928
>Asks for an HDMI cable
>TV is obviously working
>mfw

>>729692204
This post concept has been around since about 05

>>729691928
Anyone who says "eww he's so weird" about me isn't borrowing my HDMI cables. Go get your own.

>>729691928
>implying these stupid hoes know what an hdmi cable is
triggered

>>729692204
A long time ago, yes. This is called copypasta, an amusing term for things that have been copied and pasted from another source - or if you like, sauce. Because sauce goes with pasta! During your time at 4chan you may see several excerpts of texts that did not originate here, and you might find it fun to attempt to determine the "sauce" of any "pasta" you encounter! Have a good day :)

>>729692521
They think they need one to connect their laptop to the internet to go on Facebook.

"Nice bowl of fucking lettuce ladies."

>>729692143
>hey I'm b-back with your cable

>so Rebecca you wanna watch some uhh..naruto?....w-with me?

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>>729691928

>man you are hungry
>and really mad after losing that game
>you go out to get food only to see your sister and her bitchy friends
>nointhemoodforthis.jpg
>go get the mountain dew and doritos
>hear them talking

>there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him!
>Eww he's so weird. You ask him since his your brother!
>But he has a crush on you. If you ask him he'll do anything!
>Fine. But next time you ask him!
>"Hey anon! We haven't seen you all day! Why are you always hiding in your room? You won't get a girlfriend that way haha. You could have some of these tacos if you want. Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?"

>Really?
>Is this bitch for real?
>Are all of the bitches for real?
>Your shoot a deadpan glare over your shoulder at her, your ruffled hair, blood-shot eyes, and stare tell a thousand stories of the battlefield
>The friends you've lost, the battles you've won, and knowing the faggots you wanted dead are still roaming free
>Clearing your throat, you speak
"Fucking kill yourself you stupid fucking whore, I don't have a crush on you and I don't know why anyone would want a fucking pizza-faced moron with a vagina that looks like someone stick a firecracker in it and lit it. By the way, the HDMI cable is for my monitors, not your stupid fucking chick flicks you fucking cunt. Get out of my house and I swear if I ever see you again I'll blow your fucking brains out bitch."
>Grab your dew and walk out back to the sanctuary of your room

>>729692706
Lmao it's for tacos bud

>>729692521
>>729692660
You fellows are so superior to the everyday teen, what with knowing the super secret HDMI cable. You must work for Microsoft in a top level lab

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>>729691928
>Get the tacos.
>I don't need a girlfriend such as you, I have my standards you know.
>Also buy your own HDMI cable if you need it so much.
>Leave.

>>729692362
Are you really suggesting that if a TV works there is no possible need for an HDMI cable at any time, and then acting like it's a huge joke that anyone could ever imagine a scenario where that is the case?

>>729692781
I can only imagine the colossal immensity of the fedora upon your scalp.

>>729693346

i've had a rough night
i just kinda vented it here

>>729693445
Maybe consider taking the katana round back to slice up some water bottles next time.

>>729692742
>Well, usually I don't watch anime but since you asked and somehow know my name, I suppose we could....
>I mean as long as you like, give me a back massage as we watch
>school is like, super hard...

>>729693445
Oh shit so that was actual retardism not just fictional overacted bait like everyone else?

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>>729692781
Edgy underage b& detected

>>729692612
hey calm down /b/ro i've been here since last summer and have seen a few repastas before.
i think i know what im talking about.
>{you}

>>729691928
Wait... I don't have a sister.

What the fuck are all of you doing in my apartment?

>>729692521
>tfw they enunciated HDMI as HIDME

>>729694511
underrated post XD

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>>729691928
>sorry ladies, I can't help you now
>I'm off to the rift
>I'll take a taco though

>>729691928
Uh-huh... anyway, no. I don't. Sorry.

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>>729691928
Sorry ladies, but I'm in the middle of a meme war with the CIA, NSA, and the fate of the World depends on me.

>>729692362
What if one of the girls has a laptop they want to hookup to their obviously old ass non-smart flat screen TV and watch some hot lesbian slumber party dvds that they pirated?

>>729691928
>panics
>smiles
>goes back into room without saying a word

>>729691928
I'm fine with hookups, so I go out when I want to, and I'm more of a quesadilla guy myself. I have no fucking clue where the cables are. Tell my fucking sister to find them.

>>729691928
i've been busy. you see, whenever any of you sleep over here i sneak into your things and steal a pair of your dirty underwear. you know, the crusty ones. and of course i have a ready supply of my sister's dirty underwear too. what i do is, i put all the underwear into a pot of hot water and get your dried secretions into the water. then i let the water simmer for several hours until it's a sticky thick liquid. you know the consistency i'm talking about. it's the same as when you're diddling your pudiddle and you're nice and wet. so, yeah. i've been busy all day using a prepared mixture of all of your secretions as lube to jerk off until my dick has friction burns and my balls have dust and cobwebs in them, they're so empty. enjoy your movie! get your own fucking HDMI cable you fucking skanks.

>>729691928
>phone rings
>OMG, who is it this time...
>Hello?
>"Hey sis!"
>Sis? Who is this?
>"Uh...your brother, Anon...? HERP DERP!"
>Anon...? If you're on the phone, then who is this in the livingroom staring at us?
>"SIS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!! RUN!"

>>729691928
>Nope.
>What you guys watching? Can I join after I take a quick shower?
>Save those tacos for me ok?

>>729691928
anything but the HDMI cable

>>729691928
HDMI cable? I have some of those, just wait.

Whatcha looking at? porn? *grabs taco and opened soda* hahaha it's a joke *eats taco*, ya girls better not doin' any loud sound cuz I will might get aroused by it... hahaha! it a joke again, peace *drinks opened soda* *grabs 5 tacos and 2 sodas* *scratch butt check as I depart* *throw HDMI down the stairs*

>walk out of room
>sees grills
>socially crippled
>walk back to room
>sadfap.jpg
>browse 4chan

>>729691928

Why is having a girlfriend so important to you people? They cost money. Call me cheap but having to buy a gift on birthdays, christmas, valentines day, and anniversaries is a lot.

I'd rather fuck bitches off tinder and stack this paper from my shit job at best buy while I study to become a firemen

Who do you identify as and why?

Me?

I'm like the Master Chief
>I'm strong
>I'm fast
>I hardly talk
>I am weapon proficient
>Had a rough life as a child
>I'm badass

>>729692781
how fucking edgy can one person be

>>729691928
That gathering looks boring as shit

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>>729692781

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>>729691928
"Uhh first of all "ew yourself" and second do you even know how to use an HDMI?"

*takes all the tacos for myself*

>>729691928
"Ew"? Bitch, I work nights that's why I don't leave my room doing the day.

>saunter over
>run finger over tongue
>look each girl in the eye
>put finger in every taco
>point and laugh at the bowl of lettuce
>"HAHA... what ever"
>take one of the girls' sodas
>take a swig
>squirt a stream of soda back into it
>put hands on hips
>sigh
>tell the room "I have an 8 inch dick, they call me Girth Brooks"
>excuse myself from room
>say as i head back upstairs
>"I'll be in here when youre ready"
>leave bedroom door open
>wait for impending pussy

>>729701883
Gets laid/10

>>729695711
>I'm off to the rift

Lolz

>walk over
>"you ladies wanna see somthin' funny?
>take blank taco shell
>unzip dick
>put dick in taco shell
>"this is from Taco Bell's secret menu"

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>>729692781
Yesyesyesyes 1000x this!

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>>729691928
>stay in my room cuz ur boring and i know walmart has hdmi cables.

>>729691928
>just stare silently until she's done speaking
>go on and about my business
>let out the most high pitched fart i can as soon as i'm out of sight
>try to hold my laughter just to hear their reactions

Jokes on all of you, i've been living on my own for years

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>>729692362
>mfw

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>>729691928
All I see in this photo is an opportunity to go to prison for a very long time.

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>>729693346
Dude I'm dying

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>>729691928
Looks up from phone
Grabs handgun
Aims at head
Says fuck this shit!

>>729704291
>fart
>jiggle ass cheek to accentuate the performance
PFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRT..... poot

>>729701883
Well shite dont suppose you made sure you got condoms

>>729702793
Fosho

>>729704756
haha dead dood

>>729705140
No, like just one single quick long high pitched fart that goes in a crescendo like
>pppppfffffFFeeEEEEUUUuuuUUUWWWWWEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729691928
No I don't. I use display port cables for watching hentai in 8k. Stupid bitches.

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>>729694188
checked
Fucking lost my shit at the birth cirtifkat! 10/10

>>729692292
You're not pepe.
Poopoo peepee isn't cool in real life.

>>729705268
Shit, its her vagina, therefore her responsibility to provide protection if she don't wanna get prego

>>729691928

I have a HDMI cord, and I'll give you one - if you can say what HDMI means.

>wait patiently with a smile

Oh don't worry, I'm just joking - just take the cord from the PS3 over there. Night.

>>729691928
I'm not hiding, I'm reading things and arguing with homosexuals on the internet.
I don't really want a girlfriend.
>because all of the girls around here have really stereotypical conversations with each other in front of the people they're talking about, seriously, it's like some autist who watched too many sitcoms growing up and never interacted with women much wrote the conversations most of the women around these parts seem to have. Just a quick observation, that.
Sure, I'll make a few tacos, and I'll lend you the HDMI from my second monitor. It's not very long though, so you'll have to put your device right next to the TV. I also have a wireless keyboard + touchpad you can borrow, just don't get food on it.
>what do I win?

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>>729691928
I hate my life and nothing matters. Go bother someone else

>>729691928
Not the kind of tacos I want, bitch

>>729706704
Nothing, nerd.

what the shit is even going on in here

>>729692781
the only possible answer

>>729691928
What do you mean by some of these tacos? Which of you are volunteering? I mean, it's the only HDMI cable in the house and you're all too lazy to go get one, but by contrast there are five "tacos" I'm potentially interested in in this house right now, and I'm also too lazy to go get a "taco" outside the house.
Not to mention that my HDMI cable is unavailable for the duration of the loan at no direct benefit to me unless you're watching something actually interesting to me (doubt it), whereas your "tacos" are in fact being put to mutually beneficial and enjoyable use for the duration of each "loan".

You see ladies we have the potential for mutual enrichment, but don't pretend that supply and demand is not heavily skewed in my favor, and don't pretend that your "offers" aren't in themselves mutually enriching. The only thing that could entice me to give you what would otherwise be charity is a greater quantity of your "tacos" than you would necessarily find desirable. Luckily, I am an outlier with a somewhat greater desire for "tacos" than the five of you put together have a desire to PROVIDE these "tacos". My sister, of course, will be in the attic trying not to hear us.

What I'm saying, ladies, is that the loan of my HDMI cable for the rest of your social gathering is worth one fuck with each of you, five additional regular fucks and five assfucks to be determined by drawn lots, but no more than three sex acts after the initial by any given woman, and blondie on the near right lets me watch her take a piss.

It's just simple business principles girls. Let's get to it.
*adjusts pocket protector and tie*

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>>729691928
>Hey anon!
Hello
>We haven't seen you all day!
Don't care
>Why are you always hiding in your room?
I hate the sun
>You won't get a girlfriend that way haha.
You wish
>You could have some of these tacos if you want.
No
Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?
Also no and you read this in my voice Morty.