"Hey guys, It's Tiny, I'll say stuff." "Hey

Say "Hitler just wanted a glass of juice"

I love you Leigh. - Bobo.

traps are fucking gay

>>729665587
vocaroo with shoe on head and current time 11:41:05

>>729665587
Say "markus you poes"

i let the base brop like flops on my cock

smellbutt

>>729665587
Say "muh-neer muh-neer you're a pooh-s"

example vocaroo so we can hear what your voice sounds like?

maybe this post will be the 66666

"The flow of time itself is convoluted, with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.
The very fabric wavers, and relations shift and obscure."

please

>>729665898
Change this to "markus you pooh-s"

say "Im installing Gentoo Linux"

>>729665587
Oh Tiny, say "I hereby declare, in accordance with Ron, the Lord of the Gays, that Traps ARE and always WILL BE... gay.

>>729666116
Wie gehts du

>>729665856
>>729666017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dkX7zkaiWK

Say "I think Rex is kind of a Nazi"

>>729665766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s104oPnaYVgs
>>729665772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QtfgAfH5It
>>729665856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vpo8tP0gNo
>>729665898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fBIULQtcMQ
>>729666030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cqiTmBm0j8
>>729666116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qHqxNikft9

>>729666457
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qHqxNikft9

VILE WHORE HOW DARE YOU

>>729666457
is disappointed in tiny

>>729666442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10JhspZfODq
>>729666048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MF1BxTAWoa
>>729666584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kVgmLAUG4h

ear rape desu

>>729665587

my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack

p.s ron is hitler 2.0

>>729667078
I is Hitler 2.0 can confirm

>>729666856
Say "muhneer muhneer you're a poos"

jews must be eradicated

>>729667078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZNgcYvfOr8
>>729667140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fg3f7EK33n
>>729667189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsJf2ci7OH

say "lindsan is god and gonka is a motherfucking faggot"

>>729667337
Pretty good. Last part is pronounced "poo-s" popping the P.

>>729665587
say:
Voice A: Breathe. (pause) Just breathe. Now, reach out. What do you see?
Voice B(higher pitch): Light. Darkness. A balance.
Voice A: It's so much bigger.
(PAUSE)
Voice A: I only know one truth. It's time for the Jedi to end.

Thank you

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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Say "Raul"

"wanna play melee assad?"

please its for a friend

>>729667490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ygyuy8JObT
>>729667687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZPbG7Ycd0o
>>729667824
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z2RmrDVqOQ
>>729667947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uiI9f31Fza
>>729667981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V5qscPtFch

>>729667337

I HOPE YOU ARE RIGHTFULLY IMPRISONED BEFORE YOU CAN CAUSE FURTHER HARM TO ANY MORE LOVED ONES, YOU PSYCHOPATH

"Come on... are you trying to make my feet pregnant? That's not where cum goes, silly."

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>>729668198
"Welcome to the slick daddy club" Plz

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

^ But read it out the last line like you are unleashing a final attack!

P.S. If you do this I'll send you a duck pic ^-~

>>729668198

in the most shaky voice you can do,

"fucking castrate me daddy"

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>729668198
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZPbG7Ycd0o

That was great. Thanks.

>>729668198
thank you op

Say "Ubuntu is for loosers"

>>729665587
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

>>729665587
say philipp and julian both have tiny dicks. -id love u forever

Tiny! You read some dank lewds last week, thanks

>>729668413

a member of the slick daddy club on 4chan!

>>729668897
Ya boi

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>>729665587
Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna

"not gonna lie, christina is hot. by the way miss wilson is overweight, and vincent tuggle is a fucking nigger"

just some jokes from school, please do them

>>729665587
please say: "War. War never changes."

>>729668957
feels so damn good!

macarroni

"PHP is best lang"

>>729669041
!RAUL!

>>729665587
Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

>>729668238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D0mgH1DNXF
>>729668264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pKws3RCrnZ
>>729668413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LREuJpqNl1
>>729668421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wpt3O3VLsV
>>729668475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s199sHLj3loC
>>729668566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00tVMDIYefh
>>729668685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v0j8EOW252
>>729668707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fRXj8cxXFe
>>729668788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B5oGmKp3sr
>>729668998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KlC52gblc6
>>729669026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pVPM2SXXxk

FUCK YOU SWEEPY

CASTRATE ME DADDY

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>>729669186
Very nice

Say "Hey. Its me. your girlfriend. I just wanna say that I miss you and love you <kisses>"

>>729669191
https://s3.sweepy.pw/tiny-i-love-you-sweepy.mp3

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>>729669186
Thanks

"BE GONE THOT" in your angriest voice

>>729669186
thanks tiny you the real MVP

"Kiss me harder you fucking faggot"

>>729669186
You sound fat

>>729669040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EV2vIQTkJ8
>>729669063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A35JRKJO0r
>>729669079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qo3R4103AI
>>729669162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1672kpYMyGG
>>729669313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08cBR1zZMpN
>>729669411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xMdc9CZ13U
>>729669478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12VHPn8X0mY

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>>729669560

"The really difficult girls we send to orgasm therapy. I know it may sound nice, but the girls hate it. See, the troublemakers are willful. When you strap them in to the machine, and they can't move, and there's no one to badmouth, all they can do is think about how we're the ones in control. They can't just tell their bodies to stop coming, that's on us too. The lights go out, and it's just them and their sopping cunt, betraying them and making them feel loved. All alone, crying in the dark for someone to make it stop. I think there's one girl who likes it, which is fine. The rest learn their lesson."

If you come while I'm cleaning you again, I'm putting you back in the cage for a month 'til you learn to control yourself!

IM FED UP WITH THIS ORGASM

Say this please: "Im your little belly slut, now touch my belly and kiss my neck"

[getting progressively lewder as it goes on]

Hey, Oni-chan...

Would you like your dinner?

Or a Bath

Or

Meeeee~?

P.S> IM GOING TO JAIL

>>729669746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16bkEwAVsAv
>>729669854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zu2lh4MuGo
>>729669916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EGFRYxBwzj
>>729669974
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cinYy79LfK
>>729670029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbh7cvnIbg

Whatever the fuck fixed you fair fucking approximately around myself, you slight bitch?
Myself must you distinguish myself progressed highest of my lesson cutting-edge the Fleet Closures, then myself remained complicated cutting-edge many clandestine bouts happening Al-Quaeda, then myself must ended 300 long-established slays.
Myself remain skilled cutting-edge brute fighting then myself the highest gunman cutting-edge the whole US equipped militaries.
You remain nonentity toward myself nonetheless fair additional board.
Myself determination smear you the fuck available by exactness the enjoys of which must not ever remained understood beforehand happening this Soil, spot my fucking arguments.
Reason over, fucker.
By way of we say myself remain communicating my clandestine net of detectives crossways the USA then your IP is existence drew correct currently consequently you healthier make aimed at the tempest, worm.
The tempest that smears available the wretched slight object you noise your lifetime.
You’re fucking deceased, child.
Myself container remain wherever, anytime, then myself container slay you cutting-edge ended seven hundred habits, then that’s fair by my simple pointers.
Not lone remain myself lengthily skilled cutting-edge unprotected battle, nonetheless myself must admission toward the whole store of the Joint Conditions Maritime Force then myself determination usage he toward his filled degree toward smear your unhappy ass rotten the expression of the landmass, you slight shit.
Doubt lone you might must recognized whatever unconsecrated vengeance your slight “ingenious” remark remained around toward transport depressed upon you, perhaps you wanted must detained your fucking language.
Nonetheless you mightn’t, you didn’t, then currently you’re disbursing the value, you goddamn idiot.
Myself determination shit anger altogether ended you then you determination sink cutting-edge he.
You’re fucking deceased, kiddo.

"take 'em off, bitch"

in lowest voice possible pls

>>729665587
Say thanks lori

on u stupid fuck. i am a 12-dimensional lasaga. the universal constant is lasaga, everything that haped so far in the univers is leading up to this moment of your sory ass giving me some lasaga. if U don’t give me lasaga the univers will coplapse and all of us will die

>>729665587
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE

In a very manly voice say:
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
Oh, Hi Mark"

Say "I trust you, do whatever you want with me. Love you. <kiss>"

Hello there! Welcome to the world of pokémon! My name is Tiny! People call me the pokémon Professor! This world is inhabited by creatures called pokémon! For some people, pokémon are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself...I study pokémon as a profession.

In the most duke nukem voice you can make
"its time to kick gum and chew ass,
and im all outta ass, dick kickem"

"I love taking it up the ass"

>>729670258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EXjrDHhNlC
>>729670221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XLwQA2BzCg
>>729670269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cE6fUNoSAb
>>729670355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QbVHyjZSAF
>>729670421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lgSWKzWTfo
>>729670568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1abcokLLOSQ
>>729670619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LOvGUz0WRA

So if anime isn't already bad itself, but now you motherfuckers are getting in to a little something called traps. Basically its a dude that dresses up like a chick, has a dick and you say it isn't gay.
Well, I'm here to tell you, iT'S FUCKING GAY. If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you get turned on by me that wOULD BE GAY. It's no different from fucking traps. Just cause they dress like a chick that means they are a chick, they got a dick and iT'S GAY. AND DON'T THINK DICK MAKES IT CUTER CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER. IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. THAT MAKES YOU GAY BITCH. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD

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Say "Gonka is a traitor, a piece of shit, and a faggot" please

Can you say "Paul, you are a raging faggot and i don't much care for your gay agenda."

"I’m just gonna play on my phone ok? I don’t care - do whatever you need to, just hurry up and cum so you can stop bothering me. ... god, what is *wrong* with you?"

(scared) No please, don't put me in the box! I'll be good, just please don't put me back in there!

"just make me to be your bitch. im waiting faggot"

>>729665587
"Tanjim, You're a fucking homo"
"Noah, You're a fucking retard"
"Tony likes trap dick"

I love it when you finger my clit daddy, I am only 6 but i still get wet hehe

If my girl and my beyblades are both drowning and I could only save one️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my nigga

"tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun

ta ra ra"

say it 3 times and fast

pffft, nothin' pershonel kidd

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Say "Change me back, I don't wanna be a girl!"

"Well. your girlfriend left you. but now im here. Im gonna stay with you aslong as you want me. Im not gonna leave you. I love you so much. Lets us two be together."

It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.

Hello, is it me you are looking for?

Yes!! and my name's john cena!!!

I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on NOT you.
Cuz baby, I'm afraid you'll say, that it's not okay with you.
Oh, Oh, cuz
You're always laughin, chuckle and jokin boop
You look like a clown,
But I hope you mean what you say.
And I wonder what you would think
If I let my pride down, let it sink.
Could we hold hands, kiss?
Live our lives in gentle bliss?
Ah! I'm not talking about you! You're not my Prince in this.

I'm not a Dere
a Tsun-Tsundere
I have a jello heart, I'm not that mean!
I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!

Say "Vladimir is cool" and "Tojatta is a fucking nigger"

"i love sucking on juicy black cocks

slrrrrp yummm"

I wish I wasn't a tranny anymore

Im the bitch that fucked with you last night.

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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

check yo self before you break yo self

naruto senpai

"I'm fat and no one will love me, except for the losers at 4chan who only like me because they're a bunch of pedophiles."
That should do.

>>729670710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s146phXO0Mvp
>>729670954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ITBYUGzucz
>>729670981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YaJ1o4EmB0
>>729671065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zOMvvaoxcy
>>729671087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OZcS7dkM4u
>>729671140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eQHK3URNjQ
>>729671146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J9MGIwLhtl
>>729671181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hBEcKSOlcd
>>729671221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eiFed1ThsF
>>729671287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RNS81005Zn

>>729665898
>>729666008
Wat de fok maak julle hier

Can you just do rm -rf and install Gentoo

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>>729665587
AAAAAAAH THERE'S A NIGGA!

>>729671725
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eiFed1ThsF
good girl

"Im his little bitch, and i love him."

Please say:

"Kai, you're gay if you think traps are."

It'll make my day.

P.S. Your voice is sexy af I hope you're not trap :(

What are we gonna do on the bed? Waggghh! Pomf =3

"Daddy, can you please turn the vibrator off? I had three cum-cums and I don't wanna cum any more..."

From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start.

>>729665587
"hey jonas whats up its me your mom"

"Oh, hm.. Is this your bed? I wanna cuddle and kiss you."

In a very menacing voice say:

WELCOME TO THE DARKNESS ZONE.