Ok /b/ I need your help So I made a bad choice and dated a

>>729663177

...and you need help to...what?

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Tits or GTFO

>>729663177
> tits or gtfo
> not your personal army...

>>729663177
Oh god. Was he a mafioso? I think that's the hex key of death. Hope your affairs are in order op.

>>729663177

Details on what exactly went down

>>729663177
Is it an Allen key or torque bit
We need to know before we can help

>>729663792
Torque bit

>>729663177
that wouldn't pop your tire it would fall over and you'd just drive over it

>>729663609

Please, please die

>>729663177
such vandalism very wow

>>729663177
What did you do to him you meanie

>>729663943
ok

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>i'm a girl and made a bad choice
>better go to 4chan to get advice

>>729663782
He had been saving a ton of my underage friends nudes from their private instagram accounts. I didn't really think that was right and when he started being an asshole other ways, I was just kinda done with that

tits or gtfo

what the fuck did the word fun mean in the 80s?

>>729663537
>>729663609
Could be a fag, fag

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>>729663177

Fuck off whore, the last time I helped a "damsel in distress" it turned out that she had deserved exactly what she got. I wouldn't feel sorry for you if he chops you up into little bits.

>>729664101
And you can't just report him for having kiddie porn because...?

>>729663177
tits or gtfo

>>729664068
>>729664124
Where did he say he was a girl?

Tits or GTFO. The choice is yours. Know that if you supply tits, we will unconditionally assist you in your problem. But without tits, you will receive no help.

Take pics of everything, keep that key. Call cops, if he is missing that one from his set you could have a shot at a restraining order.

>>729664279
Its a fag, dipshit faggot

>>729663887
Cool what size

Balls or gtfo

>>729664189
Basically only used when PG-13 prevented you from saying "fuck like rabbits on meth" on the radio.

>>729664101
Your friends sound like complete trash sluts. And if you're friends with them that likely shows something about you too

>>729663177
If you truly believe that then you need to contact your local law enforcement.

>>729664327
Why do you want to see a fags tits unless youre gay yourself

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>>729663177
It's simple.
Leave it under one of HIS tires. Or carefully remove the valve stems from his tires and put sugar in his gas tank.
that'll show the fucker.

>>729664307

faggot mind /girl mind

>difference

naw

both useless

>>729663177
>Hold the blue part in your hand with the steel part poking out between your fingers.
>Walk up to him seductively, With the implement hidden.
>As you get into range, punch him a few times in the gut.
>Make sure to perforate his intestine.
>For extra fun, coat it in your own faeces before you poke him.
>When he's writhing, kick him in the gut where you stabbed him.
>Tell him to fuck off.
>He'll either get the message or die.
>/Win-Win.

>>729664101
>He had been saving a ton of my underage friends nudes from their private instagram accounts.
HOOOWWWW?

>>729664474
You want to see his cock instead?

>>729663177

might want to check your brake lines cunt. lol... also tits or gtfo.

>>729664501
Now this was the advice I needed thank you kind anon

>>729664501
/thread

>>729664101
sounds like a decent guy you should give him some succcccc

>>729664361
>implying fags don't have tits

>>729664558
>asking for a friend: the post

>>729664393
kek

>>729663177
No one cares

sage

>>729664583

my initial comment was in reference to the thinking process of the OP. No interest in body parts. My argument still stands that the faggot mind/female mind is one in the same and inferior to a heterosexual mind.

sleep with his father, that'll teach em

>>729664740
Mental illness incoming

OP IS FAG

>>729664501
>He'll either get the message or die
So what suddenly understanding his wrong is gonna heal his wounds?

>>729664999
God saves repentant sinners Anon.
Nice trips

>>729665146
So whatebout op then? He'd be attempting murder. Now op would be the sinner

>>729665146
Yea, when they're fucking dead and bowing down at his feet in heaven.
You don't understand god do you? That fuck wants you to die so he can shove all your wrong doings and shit in your face. What a dick.

>>729665279
God doesn't save Faggots

>>729663177
>using that big ass tool to pop a tire
>small nail can do the same job and not be seen
>even smaller metal 4 tack can do it even better
>Metal blade superglued to the side pointing at the tire is also an option
Thats what you get for being an idiot dating idiots
No originality or anything
Just kys

>>729665346
So god wouldn't save his ex boyfriend

>>729664862
And you know this because youre gay/a woman? Or have sexperience with both? Fag

>>729665394
Are you implying that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has homosexual tendencies?

>>729664352
Thank you for having the balls to care enough to give good advice.

OP, please take that advice. This could be the beginning of an escalating situation. Get a PFA/PFC (just ask the cops)

>implying any real tards will help a dumb cunt who doesn't show her naked body with a timestamp

>>729665512
Ate you implying that you didn't read what I wrote?

Nothing is free. Pay up, get help.
That means tits with time stamp or sharpie in pooper.

>>729665513
I still think you should stab him in the anus with it after you heat it up for a bit.

>>729665396

getting advice from 4chan let alone /b/? if yes. then you're retarded.

this place used to be good when faggots didn't come here with their dumb shit, now its all dumb shit aka female minded shit.

>>729665588
>being this desperate

Call him and ask him to borrow a set of allen keys. Play cinderella with the one you have.

>>729664352
The cops don't give a shit about some kid trying to tires. Unless they catch him in the act they won't do anything.

>>729665610
Are you doubting the veracity of the Good Book?

>>729665697
>cunt blocking this hard

>>729664393
kek

>>729663177
TITS OR GTFO

>>729663177
somehow let him think that your tire was popped by some weird tool (through gossip), and act however you assume he would want you to act about something like this; if he wants you to be upset, pretend to be upset, mad, etc.

watch his reaction carefully. ask your mutual friends if they know anything.

>>729665966
I forget. This is the only way you get to see a pussy.

>>729665937
No you're putting the doubt

>>729663177
chicks don't know what a hex key is. this bait

>>729663177

>some shot went down with us.

Gonna have to explain. Kind of suspect that you wont give details on this. If you werent the asshole in this situation, you would have typed 3 paragraphs explaining exactly how you were fucked over. Just putting in my 2 cents here

>>729666782

> Shit

My bad

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>>729663177
Since no one here is answering and is being a sperg, it's a T shaped handle from a plug kit.
Those are used to hold plug strings, which are then inserted into a hole inside a tire.
It's a cheap one most likely as it has no actual grip formations.

>>729666959
Except that it isn't. Its just a T handle allen wrench. Look at the shaft, its a hex wrench (allen wrench)

>>729666959
How inconsiderate of op. He was probably just trying to plug a hole in his tire