Step 1: Take a pic from your webcam without you in it. Step

>>729653573
I don't get the distribution of your room

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>>729653573

>>729653669
It's pretty packed

>>729653692
Fake. Mcdonalds doesn't make pizza

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>>729653766
some do fag, 100% real

lump

>>729653573
assumption : OP cleaned his room, decides it's a good time to make a thread. fucking fgt.

>>729654626
lmao are you fridgebro? I care about my living space.

>>729653766
dumbass, she got the beverage at mcdonald's and ordered pizza from some shit house arabic pizza joint, then later she blows the guy using her huge fucking tits. 100 percent real

op has tons of roomates, and has to keep all of his cleaning materials and bathing materials like his bathing sponge just chilling in his living space, like a faggot instead of putting it in his fucking drawer like a winrar. stupid asshole, go eat your roomates yogurt and shut up

>>729654794
Like anyone in the world is able to afford food from TWO restaurants in the same night.

>>729654943
Not bad.

Now post yours.

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>>729654950
not food, asshole, a drink from mcdonalds, cuz they sell their larges for a dollar, stop being an idiot

>>729655181
Sorry.

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>>729655031
This is mine.

>>729655256
Decent job, probably single. Lives in Florida. Medium sized family. Probably owns at least one gun.

>>729655351
Dude, super close, nice analysis, except i'm 619

>>729655351
Is this op? are you hot?

>>729655532
Cali was my second guess
>>729655630
I think I'm a good looking guy.

>>729655256
Doggo/10 would pet

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>>729653573

>>729655725
Show dick

>>729655782
Telescope /10 do you astronomy?

>>729655924
Nope I got it years ago as a christmas present and used it maybe twice. Astronomy's interesting but I'm lazy.

>>729655725
hmmm, do you like chubs?

>>729655782
tryna make your shitty stereo look like a fireplace 10/10

>>729655782
Not poor, but either just moved in or in College.
Probably had to look at 10 different places before settling into this one.
So I will guess you're from the burbs or from the country side and just moved into a major city for the first time.

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>>729653573

>>729656451
Slav

>>729656250
Only mostly wrong

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>>729655757
moar doggo

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>>729656451
fridgebro???

>>729656922
poodle hair feels gross to the touch, like a greasy matted shag carpet

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moar doggo

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>>729657143
nah..im worse

>>729656451
>>729657394
Oh wow this is real. Okay, you're squatting here after you ran away from home because daddy hits you.

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>>729657193
who's doge have you been touching???? My poodles feel soft, but they eat certain diet.

>>729657394
What is that white thing laying on your coat fridgebro?

>>729657682
Why are you single Anon?

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>>729657897
cuz i wanna be, men are gross

>>729658011
> men
Plot twist.

>>729657385
>>729658011
These your tits then?

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>>729658256
You live a cold, dark, lonely life.

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>>729658202
yeah.

>>729658353
are you a magician or something?

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>>729658256
single, masturbates and wipes it on the sheets and bedspread, never washes it, sometimes cries himself to sleep in despair, pic related

>>729658354
You are hilariously far outside the typical demographics of this site.

>>729653573
judging by the turtle wax bottle on your dresser, you own a car, and by judging from this clusterfuck, you only rent a room and share accomodations with somebody else. judging from the bike helmet, you're probably somewhat active.

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>>729658523
yes, I am but i come here for amusement on my days off

>>729658482
You got correct the first 2(three sometimes applies),but if you put the last one as a joke,you got it all right

>>729653766
they used to.
http://mcdonalds.wikia.com/wiki/McPizza

>>729658523
anyway, are you funny ? we can snapchat, if you are funny AND you can find my snapchat id in this thread.

>>729658542
No car, 3 room mates. Must hide food and valuables in here.

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>>729658878
first of all lol webcame, second, another sad existence, lives with parents, but hates parents, wishes he could have his own place, but never will because he's a complete loser, sometimes looks at his mom's ass as jacks off.

>>729658878
Lives with parents,probably from a hood with a bad reputation,small apartment,enjoys soccer

>>729658738
Is it really likely I'm going to install an app and play your shitty treasure hunt just to get catfished?

>>729658967
>>729659018
Lol fuck no. I've been out of parents since I was 19. Like 10 years ago, man. This is just a shitty small duplex I moved into 3 months ago. Webcam app doesn't have a picture button, so i screenschotted and put into paint.

>>729659209
What poor animal did you have to skin to make those bedsheets anon

>>729653573
R u a gril?

>>729659373
I am boi

>>729659331
They were on sale..

>>729659056

probably not, don't care, i have enough

>>729657682
>no books
>no paintings or even classless pictures on the wall
>that shit in the corner.
>girl dog
>fireplace in what looks to be an area w/o winter

average intellect woman with above average paying job acquired with tits

>>729657143
Why's your half dog half sheep shut outside?

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I don't have a Webcam atm but here's my living room

>>729659631
Enough what? Orbiters?

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>>729659939

>>729659891
+1

>>729659939
You should get some more opaque curtains, and one for your door. You expensive gadgets are on full display

>>729659939
What's with the green walls

>>729659209
>matchbox flat in a low rent zone
>picture came with flat or received as gift

late 20s want to say guy, but the messiness and those sheets, gonna go with chick, that fucks around. slightly overweight

>>729660146
Working on it, moved in a couple months ago. Very low crime area so not super concerned. Plus insurance.

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>>729659631
hey i'll fuckin take the snapchat

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no webcam so just normal pictures

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>>729660112
ha, eat my ass :P

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>>729660264
Because I find it relaxing and it's a lot better than what it was when I moved in.

>>729660495
it's in this thread somewhere in a photo, you have to find it.

>>729659939
>van gogh wanna be picture in bedroom
>green walls, no pictures
>furniture doesn't match floor or walls. 3 separate sets
>cat toy
>useless curtains

~26 yo guy that got his own place after moving out of his parents house for about 4 months

>>729660616
he probably would tho

and if a woman is trying to get a guy on /b/ then they either have half a brain, they're ugly, they have a fetish for autists (which is illegal), or they're a dude

>>729660602
manboy working in IT
no gf cuz all womin are slutz

>>729660886
not trying to get a guy, I'm just trying to be amused, fuck, what is wrong with people, goddamn. Plus I've met some of my favorite people on 4chan, and been highly amused. There are brilliant people here, just not you

>>729660856
Ya blank walls, just moved in. It's not fully decorated yet.

Furniture isn't supposed to match the walls and matching set furniture is very out of style anon.

Useless curtains is correct. They were there when I got the place.

Not far off on age but I've been out the parents house since 18.

>>729660886
Also..I'm a chub, I don't care about men, they are all gross, but I think men are much more to my liking to joke with than women, so there you have it. just don't snap me, and we are cool

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>>729661234
> brilliant people
yeah some of the world's best and brightest are here

so i'm guessing half a brain

>>729660184
30 smth guy, engaged or with long term gf
decent paying job
enjoys the occasional gore, but no animal gore
average paying job
wonders where his life is going and if gf/fiance is cheating

>>729661066
Way off but what makes you think that ?

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>>729661379
note, keyword, some.... I've had a great time here, at times, not so much at other times. I think there are a lot of smart people here, get over it. Let me have this. fat chicks think a lot of shit is amusing, dumbass.

>>729653766
There is only one McDonald's that still has pizza it's by my house people travel thousands of miles Togo there

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>>729661571

>>729661656
You are truly blessed to be living there

>>729659939
Nice place, anon.

>>729661845
Not really I'm in west virginia

>>729661972
Ungrateful

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>>729661413
Close, but missed on relationship status and age

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>>729653573
no webcam

>>729662073
Homosapien. Either likes or dislikes spicy things. Doesn't live in a tent. Enjoys art.

How did I do?

>>729661485
too many games, boy toys.
too much stuff, in too little space.

so what are you? designer?

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>>729661571
nig nog are you >implying
that fat chicks have a different sense in humor, i've known and dated plenty of fat chicks with varying senses of humor, and this is just banter at this point

and being a "chub" doesn't matter at all these days, you can find a cuck a dick shake's away to date you, as long as a girl is cute it doesn't matter at all as long as she's not like a complete 400lb hamplanet

>>729661571
Found your reddit account, you are way older than I thought.

>>729662277
checked and soon to be I guess. I am currently studying design.

>boy toys
like what exactly?

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>>729662464
is she like 25
because if she is

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I don't want to post full room but, here's a part

>>729662609
No her son is like 25

>>729662713
GOD DAMN

>>729662276
You must be psychic

>>729662514
i consider design as a part of it, that's what i meant the 1st time.
boy toys: guitar, console, (that a nintendo?), games, movie memorabilia

gl with your work

>>729662636
You like star wars

>>729662998
That's not star wars, it's star trek dude

>>729662636
is that a bbq grill in your room ?

>>729663106
Table is several crates with a black wooden plate on top of it. Near window is a wood table, there's no BBQ grill xD

>>729662713
what's her reddit account tho

if there weren't any tiddies nvm

>>729654943
Kek

>>729663093
What about the box under the table?

>>729663494
It's the same as her snapchat, which is in the obvious snapchat screenshot up top.

>>729656147
I like chubs and I don't arrange my room like a retard like op...

>>729663494
Nothing interesting though. Pics of the dogs to confirm they're the same, redditor faggotry, no pics of her.

>>729662934
You mean design is a part of IT? If that is so than your picture of design is far off.

>guitars
Those are basses. I used to play in a band a decade ago. Can't bring it over me to sell them.

>consoles
Well yes those were the console I grew up with. literaly. The are all nintendo except for the Xbox. I got the NES (the left one) 22 years ago.

>games
those are almost entirely DVDs

>movie memorabilia
I am a movie buff, I even have plans to work in the industry one day. special effects or production design maybe.

well all in all I see no problem in keeping things from your past if it means something. But thanks for the good wishes I guess.

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>>729663835
Anon here, It's a star trek robot

>>729664241
dude that's star wars not star trek what the heck

>>729664241
Like I said star jews

>>729664497
How can you be that sure ?

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>>729664522
>>729664644

>>729664644
because its the oraneg ball from the movie i know it was star wars, it was there in the movie I remember it

>>729664522
>>729664644
Checked

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Go on.

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>>729665135
Do i have diplopia or is it blurry ?
>>729664778
I bought it with this enterprise replica thought

>>729665361
no dummy that's the ship anakin drives from star wars, i saw the movie i know what i'm talkin gabout

I had a snapchat from anon, confirmed grill

>>729665511
*about

i am getting real tired of clicking gas stations

>>729665361
Yeah, looks like the tv, but nothing else, is all double -y. Dunno how that happens.

Playing FFXII, btw.

>>729665516
How fat? How old?

>>729665590
how are those totally unique and interesting characters

>>729662636
you're french. you live in city. buy some shits at ikea. your FAI is free. your mom is a hippie.

>>729657682
you look pretty well put together; the heck you doin' on 4chan, nevermind /b/?

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>>729665768
Pretty crappy, my good chum. Pretty crappy.
Just did a quest where we told 4.20m people that we're Captain Basch.
I am dead inside.

Here, took a less blurry one. I hope.

>>729659163
what the hell is chip chan up to these days?

>>729666136
probably dead

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>>729665511
Did i get scammed buying these as captain kirk and spock on a tardis ? Also nice dubs
>>729665810
Yep french fag, do live in a city, do buy some ikea shits. FAI is hella expensive, mom isn't a hippie thought.
TV Remote sold me?

>>729660184
i like ur doggo

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>>729666135
that fucking quest, what a shitpost that was.

and you have the same mini keyboard remote as I do, don't take the battery out too many times or the fucking piece that connects it to the motherboard will break off and it'll never charge again. rip mini keybaord

>>729660636
ewww they were the color of morning peepee

>>729666398
DUDE WHAT THE HECK tardis is from The Doctor Who, oh thank you by the way, and captain kirk is from star trek, I saw it the movie in theathers in 2014 or 15 or something it was definitely captain kirk

>>729666615
Why the actual fuck would you ever take the battery out in the first place, tho?

>>729666224
rip waifu );

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>>729666797
lol sorry, i mistaken both. I thought THIS was star wars

>>729666920
When I watch tv I would absentmindedly unclip and re-clip the battery cover back on and the battery would fall out a lot.

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this sold you

>>729667358
holy crap dude that's futureama, and star wars, it's a parody

i mean not to be rude man but like everybody knows this, haven't you seen the big bag theory?

>>729667498
Yeah but for the french part ? x)

>>729667498
>>729666398
pic forgotten

>>729666570
She's a shiba inu

>>729665549
Hmm. I feel like you hate the people you live with.

>>729667600
la télécommande Free

>>729667382
Fair enough. You should invest in a fidget cube, maybe. One of the nice $15+ ones.

>>729667587
*big bang theory

sorry im on my small computer its hard to type

>>729666967
looks like my grandma would live there tbh, so many old decorative stuffs n things

>>729667743
the internet's favorite dog

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>>729668035
OH ! I remember futurama now, this guy is farnsworth !
>>729667758
C'est pas une télécommande free, c'est Orange xD

>>729667752
Nah, moved back home a month ago, not hating the 'rents just yet. The hole in the door is from this one time my brother got too drunk and started breaking shit.

>>729656451
Wat

>>729666967
Somebody likes blue

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My web cam sucks

>>729668196
i think your messing with me now, that's from family guy and you know it

>>729668218
Ah-ha! Knew you were living with your parents. Guess i just assumed you'd hate them, cuz i hated mine.

>>729666788
I thought it was more the color of a shit after eating a good steak. If your pee looks like that you should have your kidneys looked at.

>>729666967
you live on the suburbs, you like going out on parties, you live with your mom, she is meeting someone else now and you do youtube videos often

>>729668335
You need a new tv

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>>729668414
Guilty since the first photo of BB-8 xd
>>729667758
Le salon entier est IKEA quasiment

>>729668804
I have other modern tvs on my house, but those are to big to fit them there.

>>729668750
): you right i should

>>729653573
You're fit, clean, don't have a wife.

>>729668810
you are a vegan or vegetarian

>>729668750
If your shit looks like that, you're eating too much fat. If your piss looks like that, you're not drinking enough water.

>>729668810
Too many plants for one room.

>>729668810
your gf dumped you recently

>>729669663
By the rule of the thread I'm assuming that's not you.

>>729669663
high school faggot?

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>>729669118
Nope, not at all
>>729669290
It's not like it's big plants bruh
>>729669355
Lol almost, i did, curious about the reasonement though

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>>729669663
I have a globe that lights up too

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Or is it ;) and I'm 19

>>729670031
Dream catcher and corpse bride poster

>>729670031
No one cares about your faggy guitar

This is /b/, not some girls in the lunch room.

>>729670131
that's obviously a coraline poster

>>729670135
Someone's jelly jam

>>729670031
did this nigger just give me a winky face

shut up HOMO

>>729670135
i concur

if you bring a guitar anywhere besides a campfire, a stage, or to write a song, your gay

>>729669960
>curious about the reasonement though
ok
>nice ornamens
>tables and seats share the same style
>many bottles of soda
>electric guitar out of it's case
>some other shit on the floor
that was my reasoning

>>729669964
My gf has a thing for globes. Where'd you get that?

>>729670460
I was writing music
Sorry you and the other neckband aren't capable

I can't. I put tape over my webcam.

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>>729670654
Thrift shop in nc years ago.

>>729671006
paranoia much?

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>>729668335
now a pic from the other side of the room

>>729670573
Nice one, thanks ! Heavy zero coke drinker btw ^^

>>729670868
Sure you were writing music.

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>>729670868
I can write music too, guy - I just don't get on camera to show everybody what a SUPER COOL MUSICIAN I am when i take pictures, I did that gay shit when I was 16 and someone said "whoa dude, rockin' out eh??" condescendingly and I realized that in that moment, I was a big gay

so do yourself a favor and put down the acoustic guitar, we both know wonderwall and that one shinedown song are the only ones you know how to play, and badly at that

>>729671811
Bullshit, I was writing a song about sucking cock under my dream catcher, it was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with "cumcatcher "

>>729671369
Why zero and no others?

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>>729672508
i wrote songs about sucking cock too, guy - I just don't get on camera to show everybody what a SUPER COOL MUSICIAN I am when i take pictures, I did that gay shit when I was 16 and someone said "whoa dude, rockin' out eh??" condescendingly and I realized that in that moment, I was a big gay

so do yourself a favor and put down the acoustic guitar, we both know wonderwall and that one shinedown song are the only ones you know how to play, and badly at that

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>>729653573
Here ya go

>>729671261
Nope. There's a very real possibility that a windows installation has malware with admin access that cannot be detected by any anti-malware app. I need windows for certain programs, but I like to at least take some precautions. 0-day remote exploits exist, and 0-day privilege escalations exist. I mean, I have a phone, and it's too inconvenient to cover up the cameras on it, so there's that.

I put the tape on it back when I was doing CTF challenges to learn about pentesting. It's really on there.

>>729672752
you must be really broke

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I guess this is why people call you btards
Because you're retarded
Man you fags just keep getting easier and easier

>>729672827
Just really clean. Theres more going on in front of me I assure you

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>>729672932
10 thumbs up your ass eh

god i'm fuckin hilarious

>>729672612
Because i usually drink like 1,5L per day. So if it wasn't diet coke i would have tooth decay, man boobs and/or diabetus. About taste, regular coke taste sweeter and the sweetness last in mouth like you're still eating sugar 10mins after. So i tend to prefer zero/diet coke anyway. Life coke is the worst (but still not bad)

>>729672946
"Clean" Kek, it looks like you've prepared your room before painting your room

>>729673155
Obviously this isn't me
God you really autistic LOL

>>729669663
is that a boy or a girl?

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>>729673283
less than 1000 views doesn't make it completely unbelievable that it's you, if you're the "pulling out the guitar for a photo" type chances are you and your norman friends are numerous so it's easy to ask the most dedicated of them to spam the refresh button and hit like

I actually know this from experience because I made my friends like my stupid songs about food, how this one girl was ugly and I used her real name, how this one girl was fat and poor and stinky and I used her real name too

>>729673596
Dumbass here let me make it simple for you it's still shots from the video I randomly found on YouTube
Do you get it now retard?
Is your brain working yet ?

>>729673374
your mommy loves you so much ;^)

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>>729673737
hey master ruseman, do you not get it that it's not that unbelievable to have a music account with videos under 1000 views
Do you get it now retard?
Is your brain working yet(unnecessary space)?

>>729673832
yes she does :)

>>729673936
You're kinda retarded you did say he was taking pics with his gutair and it was from that kids video lol

>>729672770
So you are paranoid

>>729674096
it's fair to assume he was that 'kid', who finds a random video with low-ass views and uses it for some kind of shit-tier bait just to go "ha ha it wasn't really me!!1 got cha!"

an autist, that's who