Bam, you suddenly find yourself in the year 1500 in a small shack

>>729639206
Fuck all. I'm not gonna be burned at the stake for witchery.

a lighter that sheds glitter

>>729639206

I can let the world know that OP is a faggot

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>mfw my programming skills are completely useless

Magnets, radio, penicillin, and more things we deem basic. Just have to try and not get burned.

>>729639206
Nothing. They wouldn't understand my English as much as I wouldn't understand their..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCckcTHWqKw

>>729640049
Good point anon
It would take time and wouldn't be easy to learn how to properly communicate in this era

>>729640049
>>729640352
i didn't point that out in OP because i thought it would be inferred by the premise that such issues weren't there

>>729639206
All the genders!

>>729639206
id probably murdered someone cuz your never gonna get that chance in the modern world then blame it on a witch or some shit (not trying to be edgy but like think about it when else are you gonna get the chance to murder someone)

>>729639206
prevent autism

>>729640717
Oh bot, you're so silly!

>>729639206
i would teach them we should kill all Jewish merchants, perhaps start a assassinations guild

Nothing because I can't speak old English

>>729639206
I'm just gonna go into town and start giving advice on how to fix or improve shit. Eventually the people will recognize my superior intelligence and probably kill me for being a witch or some shit

>>729640443
Fair enough.
I would seriously be tempted to buy an European young girl as a slave (afaik such a thing was rare but it did exist) and make glorious love to her. Not sure my moral compass (however flawed it is) would allow it, though.

having spent the better part of 15 years studying late 15th C england, I'm probably laughing.

I know how to phrase stuff, to advance science by a century, without too much difficulty. Probably kickstart the Industrial Revolution by 1550.

I'd certainly be able to write on "modern" medicine, teaching bacterial infection and proper practice to prevent it.

I could very easily do metallurgy to create most of the bessmer process and get advanced steel production. I could also do maritime engineering to prevent the sinking of the Mary Rose.

And unlike most of the people on 4chan, I know that the english did not burn witches in 1500. infact, the witch-hysteria of the later 16th and early 17th C could be pretty easily avoided.

>>729639206
Preemptive holocaust

Invent the wheel, obviously... £££

>>729641199
/thread

Lets do it right this time, and while we're at it the mudslimes too.

>>729639206
preservation of culture

>>729639206
Collect cute bois and introduce society to traps

>>729641049
Funny cuz its true

>>729639206
I could prolly manage to make the modern toilet. Make a fortune off those. Or could prolly develop the first car. I know enough about basic mechanics, there'd prolly be a little trial and error tho. Hmm, cuz maybe do like electrical stuff. It'd again take some trial and error. I could start a like think tank. Like a group of scientists and engineers to help me design things based on my knowledge that they exist and are possible. Can maybe develop the radio. Oh I could make the first plane, or helicopter. That's all if I wanted to provide new tech. I could instead just get rich and buy a private army and use it to wipe out all the niggers in Africa. Make the muskets and pellets myself. Could change the world.

>>729639206
Moving to germany a write a book for Emperor Wilhelm II how he will win WW1

Imagine what happens if the Middle-Powers won instead of the Entente

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>>729639206
I'd look for your ancestors to make your sure your never born OP you fucking fagt
I'd starts selling flesh lights

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>>729641733
Its 1500 so stop dus shiet and roleplay u attention seeking faggot.
I saw ur gay post in 4 threads within 15 min.

join in or get a life

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>>729639206
I'd bury a time capsule full of dragon dildos, it would confuse the hell out of archeologists.

>>729639206
I'll tell publish a book on sorcery which also predicts the discovery of america, space travel, and the internal combustion engine. I will also include long essays which disprove all existing religions, and prove the world is run by reptilian jew overlords who must be eliminated at all costs. Also i will include essays supporting the future works of hp lovecraft. Years later, some historian will read a copy and realize that i predicted stuff and assume the rest of it is true as well.

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>>729641822
This guy is /b/ in a nutshell

>>729642021
Noice

>>729642021
Kek

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London just got itself a new village idiot, then.

>>729642378
Kek

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>>729639206
I can teach all of them the story called: "Don't install Windows Vista". Scare the shit out of everyone with bad performance and enormous updates

Invent the plane, ya dummies!

>>729639206
I will tell them that they can save fifteen percent or more on their car insurance. Someone is going to say something funny that reveals this is a Geico commercial.

>>729639206
Electronic and electrical engineer here. Push them to XXI century

>>729639206
predicting the cubs winning the world series

I would bury a dog wearing a crown and cape to fuck with archaeologist

>>729639206
what I always find quiet telling about that experiment is that most people today are so specialised, that they could maybe point out singular things of a theory but could not overall recreate the entire thing if they tried.


I for example have had like 6 years of chemistry in school and can read and understand research papers in that area but i could not really jump-start the thing in this scenario.


a normal human teenager has more overview over science than the best scholar from these times, but what use are single puzzle pieces if you can not connect them.

All you smarty pants dweebs saying radio and electronics and shit. How will you set up the infrastructure to make that kind of shit in the first place?
With the tech they have it's all gonna end up like Flintstones-esque approximations, or god help me, Steam Punk style shit.
Is that what you nerds want? Real life Steam Punk?

I'll go into the church and become wealthy the old fashioned way

>>729642021
all my yes

>>729642021
How do you think Dragon Dildos were invented? They're from future time travelers. Their dildo designs all correspond to extant species from future Earth.
They were sent back in time as a prank by time-rebels, and subsequently discovered by some people who then started Bad Dragon.

>>729639206
I guess newton was not born yet so we could teach them newtons laws and thermodynamics.

does not do much on it's own though.
-maybe the concept of steam engines and the basics of flight.

-gunpowder

-also disinfection during operations.

many people say penicillin but honestly do you really know without looking it up how it is created.
if you just experiment with mould you wont get far. The original discovery was largely based on luck.

basically we could give them a basic idea how certain things could be achieved

Advance the hemp industry immediately

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>>729644228
The West had gunpowder in 1500. Gun technology was very primitive, though. Show 'em how to build better guns and you've got a winner.

I'd tell them to start breeding the smallest, ugliest dogs they could and their ancestors would be millionaires.

Zeppelins

Bury a time capsule full of movie spoilers

I would kill every rothschild before they went to america.

I would write books on why the governmt needs to steer away from economics and education.

Steam engine

Newton's laws

Self contained round of ammo

Rifling

mechanization and industrial revolution before Marx was born so no communist manifesto would exist.


I could go on and on

>>729640511
kek prepare your anus

>>729639206
Toothpaste

>>729644826
What about a big tittied police girl?

>>729642820
England + Electronic power and engineering well the whole world would be speaking English

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>>729639206
I'd end up being the homeless, babbling village idiot - just describing shit but no idea how its made.

'A car! You know...Like a horse drawn carriage but no horse and goes BROOoooOoom'

'The Internet! Where you can instantly share memes with people in Australia'

Etc etc

I have no idea how to make most of the shit I use.

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>>729639206
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF...

>>729642608
Sauce on this wonderful trap?

I would warn those traveling to the New world to pick their own cotton.

One of the most impacting inventions that wouldn't get me killed for witchcraft would probably be book press. But might be able to build a crude diesel engine that runs on some kind of vegetable oil.

>>729646659

was thinking the same but I looked it upand
book press was just being invented during that time in Europe and existed 500 years before that in other countries.

>>729639206
Beats by Dre

>>729639206
I will begin making Mc Anons burgers the foundation of my political uprising and take over the world

>make a militia
>Use my knowledge of guns to make martini-henry esque rifles and make a militia.
>Take over one village at a time. Teaching them how to build semi-modern society and enforcing my laws.

>Upgrade my rifles over time and continue ruling until I claim the world.

>>729640003
You have to know how to make those things

>>729640661
>stop your self from existing
Good job

I can in to carpentry with hand tools so I think I would be okay. Could go to blacksmith and tell him how to build a few more efficient tools that hadn't get been invented at that time.

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>>729642820
nice, was hoping to see some electricity stuff. anyone being able to build a basic motor would probably have a billion pounds before that much money even existed

>>729645523
>the whole world would be speaking English
we'd probably only have whites as well. it's nice to dream

>>729640003
Yeah man ... I'd just whip up some magnets.

>>729639206
Rape.

Epic loads of rape. Especially of children.

Also, Throat punches to the elderly.

And accusing people of being jewish and burning them alive.

MAKE OLDE ENGLANDE GREATE AGAINE

>>729640049
Numbers.

Speak in logic.

Revolutionize "modern" mathematics and win.

>>729641424
The old Czar era Russians already kinda best you to this.

I remember the Wikipedia quote being something along the lines of
>"a well shaven young man was often seen as just as good as a woman."

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did they have fire back then?

else im fucked

I am a mechanic by trade and extremely good with my hands, fabrication and lots of things involving metal work. I could probably invent something like a crude firearm and make myself incredibly wealthy.

Then spend the rest of my life fucking nasty, buck toothed English women while waiting to die from small pox

>>729641655
You're fucking dumber than a hammer. Just gonna whip up some engine blocks? Go out and cut some crystals to tune the radio you've just "invented"?

>>729647259
bitch you are a serf living under king henry vii. you ain't gonna do shit. and metal is expensive as eskimo shit back then. good luck figuring out primers. and brass casings

>>729647591
you got my keks.

A big ol D for them girls. Na mean?

>>729642184
America had been discovered centuries ago you stupid fag and Columbus went there 8 years ago. You'd die in minutes.

I would paint endless portraits of dicks. They would become high art. I would be considered like Georgia O'Keefe, but with dicks. I would be considered the Leonardo De Gogh of my time.

>>729642608
its scary that traps could look this hot.

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>>729644826
Yas! Scare the shit out of them !

>>729642788
That's a legit setup for a geico commercial.

An army of chrisitian crusaders confront the seracens in the middle of the desert... the ranks line up and begin to charge... then a modern guy with a megaphone appears between them and says "you can save 15 percent...etc"... both sides then make friends with each other and have a party.

>>729639206
I would start GeoCities and Yahoos Cool Site of the Day way before anyone else.

>>729648003
Thats why they are called traps, retard.

And yes, this trap is hot, but i cried when i saw the dick

Such a waste

I would convert opium to morphine then morphine to heroin. It would be totally legal back then. Ya I might start an epidemic 400 years before it should have happened but I'd be fucked up. And really wouldn't care

>>729639206
I GOTTA WARN THEM ABOUT HITLER!!!!

>>729641055
Slavery had been illegal for hundreds of years in Europe.

>>729639206
More efficient ways to kill people!

>traps
this legit could be a thing actually. you would have to do some shakespeare shit. women can't technically work, so you could have cross dressers in a play. GL trying to get the government to allow theatrical events.

>>729639206

Outside London? Pic is from fucking Sweden, so maybe outside Skumparp.

>>729648905
Mollies. That's what they called crossdressers back then.

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>>729641680
>Not letting them lose to help Hitler win instead

>find some asshole King or whatever
>convince this dumbass that im a powerful wizard or sorcerer or some shit
>offer my assistance as his court wizard to protect him and ensure he becomes a massive dictator in charge of LOTS of land
>fuck with people and watch the kingdom crumble into revolution and then anarchy
>also rig the castle to fucking explode
>lure people into it and then boom from safe distance
>wwwyzzerdd strikes again
>strike fear into the heart of every peasant, noble, and royalty alike
>go into hiding and wait for them to rebuild and forget just enough
>do it again over and over until they catch me and kill me
Beats helping the retards, and it was before witches r bad. Plus im not a witch im a wizard or sorcerer or some gay shit like that i dont fucking know im just some time traveling dumbass

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>>729649571
>Why Hitler when u can have glorious Kaiserreich without a ruinided K/D ratio

Lets see...
Biology, lots of it: Evolution, and treatment against pestilence cholera, basic hygene, maybe even antibiotics. But since i'm not a stupid fuck i wouldn't publish it under my name or even skip the evolution part because that shit gets you crispy.
Well first of all i'll need a bookpress, oh that was barely invented? So this first.
Then... Physics, especially electrics even though i doubt i'd get very far. Probably enought to make an own generator and battery, maybe some basic transmitters and receivers, but that would probably it on electrics.
Further more: Basic machinery like a very basic motor.
Maybe some other things i can't think of right now.

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>>729649990
I like the uniforms.

>>729639206
Start jack the rippin in that bitch.

>>729643336
YES

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>>729639206
>Herpes and Being the largest man alive 110 kg

Nothing that some pretentious psuedointellectual hasn't said already

probably invent shell based repeating firearms. I don't know exactly how to make smokeless powder, but i could figure out plenty of standardization techniques for making rounds.
Some liberties would have to be made due to the means of production, but i think i could put together something pretty good.

I never understood why people didn't think of it sooner tbh

>>729639206
Penicillin

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>>729639206
Good luck speaking with them. 16th century english was quite different from that of present day.

>>729651294
tell me without looking it up how you manufacture that.

the original scientist needed decades experimenting with mould and even then it was largely based upon luck.

>>

I might be the first mixed negro those kids have ever seen.

lmfao at the people that think they're gonna do anything more than struggle to survive

>>729639206
Bring enough slaves into the new world to do the hard work, don't let any young slave girls get impregnated by white masters or their sons because now we have mulatto scum in the ghettos everywhere, kill the smart ones (comparatively smart I mean), don't let the athletic ones reproduce, force feed them lard and high cholesterol foods so they all have heriditary problems beyond what they already do, kill Lincolns parents before he's born, bolster foreign support for slavery and the southern strategys cause in the early 19th century instead of waiting until 1860, if slavery ever was outlawed simply kill all of the slaves immediately. Then we would have no civil war, lower murder, people who are beautiful, intelligent, racially pure, lower taxes, welfare nonexistent, jobs for everyone, no robberies, no drug wars, no gangs, no gun smuggling,

>>729651434
In the manufacture of penicillin, fermentation is the preferred route. The fermentation substrate consists mainly of the sucrose found in corn steep liquor and lactose together with minerals and phenylacetic acid. The preferred mold is Penicillium chrysogenum and the first stage of the process is the transfer of the mold to the fermenter from the test tube where it has been stored..

The whole process is aerobic (it requires air). The fermentation is carried out over 4 or 5 days at 25-27°C. This gives a yield of about 0.5% penicillin. The mycelium, the mold cells plus insoluble metabolites, is filtered off in a coated drum filter. The filtrate is adjusted the pH 2 with sulphuric acid. At this pH, the penicillin exists as an undissociated acid; consequently, it is soluble in organic solvents. After extraction the solution is decolourised and impurities are removed by activated carbon in a second drum filter. The penicillin is then precipitated by addition of a solution of potassium acetate. This converts the penicillin into a negative ion, which makes it insoluble in the organic solvent. Inn the final steps the penicillin is crystallized and dried.

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>>729642608
>WHO IS THIS TRAP??? my eeh friend wants to know. ...

>>729641162
You sound like a fun guy

>>729640677
This

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>>729641055

>>729639206
Calculus
GTOR
Electricity
The telegraph
Piston combustion engine

>>729641162
knowledge of germs and bacteria would be probably the greatest thing to tell them about. Telling them stuff about modern physics, astronomy, etc. might just blow their minds

>>729652021
You are aware that your modern bacteria Most likely will kill them! Kinda like when the spanish wiped out the mayans...
Tl:dr massmurdering without anywork

>>729652021
also the easiest and most effective.

everything else needs extra steps.


Just tell them to use high concentration of alcohol to disinfect and heat up instruments and like 90% of people who would die due to infection after an operation survive

>>729641162
>I know that the english did not burn witches in 1500.

except they did, it was a very common occurrence

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>>729645463
Or maybe this

>>729640877
Maybe one of the peasants can teach you grammar in exchange.

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>>729651434
>>729651803

>>729650934
back then fat people were looked at as wealthy people. You'd have a good life anon.

>>729652219
theirs would kill you too you numbskull

>>729652395
Not if I invented penicillin

>>729639206
Dank memes, also op am i teleported back with everything im wearing/have in pocket too?

>>729651803
>>729652354

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/webprojects2002/thornton/manufacture_of_pencillin.htm


pathetic

>>729652480
good luck doing that before you die of black death

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>>729652639
Yes but now he knows how to manufacture it so he's good

Nothing they wouldn't understand me

>>729639206
sanitation

>>729652234
They did other "test" more than burn them

>>729652714
See
>>729651803
Already know how now

>>729644469
Introducing rifling and bored barrels as opposed to the stave built ones they had at this time would go a long way to ensuring English dominance for the rest of forever.

>>729639206
The wheel
Capitalism
Sex
Triangles
Arches
Frosted flakes

>invent stringed instruments
>tune mandolin to drop D
>introduce them to the wonders of death metal

>>729644272
The hemp industry was already huge, since they needed rope for... everything.

i would show them my i pad and i would be like a god,the king would eventualy make me his top wizard

tell some king, lord or similar I can make him a new weapon if he acquires the stuff I need
Make Dynamite, backstab the cunt, rule in his place and win one war after another

>>729652971
until your battery runs around and you realise you're a silly cunt in a cloak

>>729652769
man I study this bullshit and if you don't do that shit as a job constantly you have to look it up.

my point is that without books to use as some for of external memory, many of us could not reproduce what we now take for granted.

And that is perfectly ok. One of the reason why we have achieved so much is because we have the option to write it down and to look stuff up.

But don't go around pretending to know it all when you don't that shit is just cringeworthy.

>>729645052
Totally this

Get woods, carve woods into small thin circles, become pong King.

>>729652971
Until someone tells on you and you get burned alive.
I heard you like the smell of bacon?

>>729639206

If you can read and write, then you've pretty much got a 100% chance of finding a wife and having kids. Thanks to the sexual revolution most /b/tards today will never have either.

If it was indeed 1500 I would draw a sketch of the Mona Lisa and then later claim Leonardo stole my work :^)

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>>729641162
>Le epic hindsight bias
>Yeah guys, I am just going to casually tell them how they should run their shit.

>>729639206
Kek we had that painting at home my entire childhood.

>>729640661
There is only a 64% murder solve rate in the US

What is there to think about?

>Start by making the most simplest of modern guns
>Create army base on ruthlessness and science
>Start Germanic entho state
>Worldwide genocide against states that just invented a cannon.

It will be epic. By the time of my death the world will be mine.

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>>729639206
I AM YOUR GOD.

include me in screencap.

>>729651787
>kill the smart ones (comparatively smart I mean), don't let the athletic ones reproduce, force feed them lard and high cholesterol foods
>athletic ones
Just so happen to be the offspring of strong workers, it's called selective breeeding, your partial grasp of this concept is concerning.
Not going to have yourself a very good workforce if it's retarded fatasses.- source current ghettos.

>>729639206

what I take from this thread is that 99% would not be able to contribute anything.

But then again most people who could are too old to be on b anyway

>>729653501
>By the time of my death the world will be mine.

Which will likely be less than 1 year because you have absolutely no immunity to smallpox

>>729639206
steam machine, electricity, hot air baloons, better designed gunpowder weapons, basic hygene

Water powered factories.

They already had the beginnings of this in terms of water driven grain mills. Introduce leather belts, forged gears, and shafts to create a power train and you can start the industrial revolution 300 years early.

Bonus points if you introduce coal mining and steam engines.

Before you all ask, I did this for a living. Using the same techniques they used to forge bells, you could build a rudimentary pressure vessel. Piping could be made of drawn lead or sheet brass, as long as steam pressure was kept low. The reciprocating two cylinder steam engine is also fairly easy, as long as you can find metalworkers who can work within the tolerances.

Shit would be dope. Steam driven protestant England would annihilate every other culture on the globe.

>>729653622
>Who is Jenner and what is his story?

Details my man.

If i have everything i had in my pockets and what i was wearing too id spoop them to death with svoice and convince that i filled this black box with souls and thats why it talks/sing and lights up and shit, plus id share my meme collection and smoke dank 1500 bud whilst having ye olde timey keks

Hide myself so I won't have an impact on the course of history,then in solitude make a timeline with all the events/disasters that I know of leading up to now...except at the end I write "The world ended in 2018 and I was brought back to 1500" Make a time capsule for the year 2017 and an hero.

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i'd give them modern american literature to expand their minds

>>729643253

There's a short story where there's a hugely expensive, one-off experiment to bring back a guy from the future to the present day. It works - but it turns out like this. The guy they bring back is surprised but happy enough to help out, except it turns out that he has no idea of any of the details of all the amazing technologies that he describes. The experiment is useless.

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literally nothing tbh i'd probably starve to death or die from disease.
i could tell them the earth was round but they'd probably kill me so i'll just pretend it's a disc.
i'd like to go to japan but if i make it across the english channel without dying i have a long treacherous walk fill of danger and all kinds of climates and predators that aren't extinct yet before i can walk over the land bridge from south korea.
do they have bikes yet? maybe i'll devote my life to trying to make a bike.

>>729653065
solar charger
>>729653273
they would be too mesmerized to tell on me

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>>729653622
Been vaccinated my autistic friend! I shall survive

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>>729639206
go to Ireland destroy England with modern gun designs, establish myself High King

>>729644228
Without looking it up penicillin is harvested off a mold culture that can be grown off bread.
It would take trial and error since I wouldn't know exactly which mold to use, but it's not like ethics are a thing yet.
Also need a microscope, so I'll have to invent that, sterile working conditions. Glassware.
Also penicillin is actually a pretty modern thing so to take that to the 1500s would be insane. I think they still use leeches.

>>729639206
>be me
>be gunsmith
>can give secrets of rifled barrels, cartridge ammunition and repeating firearms.
>World conquest is go

>>729653886
it's england, your solar charger won't work

Get rid of jews

>>729653936
Except then you start acclimating bacteria to antibiotics four hundred years early and so in the present we all die of some kind of super flu immune to all known drugs.

>>729654074
/thread

Put phone on airplane mode to preserve the 66% battery till I found a smart person.
Try to help with remembering a bunch of shit I don't know how to make. Let alone source back then.
Help farming with what little I remember and don't have to google...
Probably get put down for being a schizo or something.

>>729653927

How old are you, 40+? Smallpox was eradicated in 1979/1980. Even if you were inoculated when you were an infant it wouldn't mean much today. Chances are you are < 30 so you never received any kind of smallpox vaccination in your life.

>>729647820
Cure for small pox is to get cow pox.
Boom.
>I bet you think I'm lying to.

Couldn't contribute much.

I'd be a housewife, probably get raped a few times, get the bubonic plague or smallpox and die.

>>729653385
and most of those are niggers, and they only catch them cos they still be hollarin at the body when the cops show up.

>>729654249
Everyone who joins the military gets a smallpox vaccination, since there are still weaponized samples out there in the wild.

You know, England back in 1500 was already an ancient and very well-organised country, with universities, an effective government and civil service and routine international trade, travel and exchange of ideas. There's fuck all you guys could teach actully teach them. You'd be better off contemplating your new position at the very bottom of the social ladder as a landless beggar with no home community. Hope you've got a good story prepared when the first official asks you who you are, where you're going and by whose permission!

>>729654257

milk maids who got cow pox had a tendency to be immune to smallpox but it wasn't a guaranteed 100% immunity.

>>729639206

I would warn of the future of traps and twinks, so that they can all be eradicated by the church.

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>>729654249
Alas ye tard, some still get vaccinated for it today. Look it up

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I would write down ayn rands books from memory and present to the leadership.

>>729654092
If that's true then we're going to die from super bugs within the next 300 years.
It's not like I'm the only scientist.
I'm just the best, and 100 years after I pass medicine will have advanced to 19th century levels.

>>729654429
still a number that I'm willing to risk it.

>>729654598
Joke's on you, the church was already full of traps and twinks.

Look up "castratos".

you're all like fucking 15 and take too much stuff in your life for granted, i guarantee nobody in this thread so far would survive more than a year, let alone advance humanity,
i'd get a few kicks out of writing a load of stuff in japanese to confuse future historians and then i'd probably go to a huge cliff and jump before i die a more painful death. i might even get eaten by a fucking wolf before i find a cliff... life was fucking brutal back then, man. i'm too pussy for that shit.

Sanitation.hand washing. Pest control. Proper food prep. Preventing new mothers from infections. Wound treatment. Automation. Etc

>>729654913
Shut the fuck up.

>>729639316
/thread

My dead body when I take a drink of water that kills my 21st century ass.

>>729654913
I believe you would do great things and live a long life.

>>729654525
Actually it was an 100% immunity rate vs those that weren't infected. It wasn't just milk maids, but farm hands and children who had gotten in. The discovery was a huge boon to medical sciences and towards the discovery of using weaker or dead strains to build natural immunities to deadly diseases.

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>>729639206

for those of you who care, this topic has been covered extensively by writers.

Check out "Lest Darkness Fall" by L Srague De Camp for an optimistic take.

"The man who came early" (heh heh) by Poul Anderson for a rather more realistic version.

>>729645054
I have a feeling your 'book' on economics would be about as a long as that sentence.

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>>729653140
Just cause you're too stupid to remember shit doesn't mean we all are faggot

>>729648003

money can plastic surgery for anything

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>>729639206
>Stockholm
That's not just outside London.

>>729654480
>Everyone who joins the military gets a smallpox vaccination

No, that's not true. In the army you only get it if you go overseas.

>>729655055
Boil it.
You KNOW it's bad to drink. Use that knowledge.

>>729655210
Okay, fair enough. Everyone who got deployed got innoculated for smallpox, with that fuck awful little fork thing.

>>729654754

They didn't burn witches in that period but I sincerely hope they'd burn YOU.

>>729639206
eey my grandma had that painting

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>>729654074
Found the Faggot

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>>729639206
Auswitch efficiency this is a way better solution to the jew issue that expultion

>>729639206
Something like that would be my dream, though preferably earlier.

Anyway, early industrialization, prototype of steam engine, financial and economical theory with a focus on long term sustainability. Integration and differential. Breech loaded cannons and rifles. Development into early rifle mags and machine guns.
Public schooling, scientific and statistical methods...

>>729655159

I will come back to you in a year and hold you onto that.


the point her is that we are specialised in what we do.

If it is not your job to do that specific thing you will gradually fail to remember specific details of other stuff you once knew but don't apply any more.

You may remember the basic idea and where to look it up but unless you are some kind of savant with photographic memory you wont be able to replicate every detail.

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>>729654074
+1

>>729639206
Medical science. Don't know a huge amount, but I do know first aid pretty darn good. People were shit at that during those times.

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>>729655461
Except that it failed and 9 million krauts got deadified.

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i would spend my time drawing pictures of asian women and crying.
if i can find a pencil or paper.
i would spend my time drawing cave drawings of asian women and crying.

>>729655495

>financial and economic theory

lol @ the idea of you showing up at Parliament and trying to apply modern theories to a late medieval socio-economic system.

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>>729655498
You don't know his life faggot

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>>729639206

Demonstrate Rapid Induction Hypnosis, for the win!

Then be accused of being a witch, tried, convicted, and burned at the stake.

Maybe not a good plan after all.

>>729654319
Tits or GTFO

>>729639206
Nothing. No one will believe anything you say and you'll probably be jailed/executed as a warlock of some sort.

>>729655947
Not how that works newfag.

>>729655650

No they weren't shit at first aid: they had excellent battlefield surgery and were well-aware of the importance of stopping bleeding, keeping wounds clean, disinfectants and sutures. Admittedly, they WERE pretty bad with infectious diseases.

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>>729655767
I give then the modern book against jew like mein kampf , la france juive ,... and tell them to because nazi so nazism never fall and the world is saved from the jew cancer

>>729647591
Rocks that get hit by lightning magnetize you cam also create one with copper and a water wheel

write down to keep the empire going and never move to democracy

with monarchy we would all be infinitely richer by now

democracy huge fail

also tell them to weed out n kill the jews jews now

>>729656347
Just make electromagnets anon. Leave the natural ones for the future scientists.

>>729639557
Huh, sir, would you have more of that gif, or source, please? Thanks in advance.

>stand and deliver
>i've only got 2 quid mate
>what-eth?
>2 pounds
>highwayman's eyes light up
>hand him coins that haven't been standardized yet
>i die

>>729639557
>mfw underage bait

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>>729639206
I'd sell the melody of all the songs I know.

>>729640049
do it for "god"
join the church

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Fuck all.
Any kind of technical skill I've learned is from shit that won't even exist for a few hundred years.

Hell, I'd probably starve to death immediately given I don't know how to farm or anything.

>>729639206
im good with blacksmithing and I know how to create an AC current through an alternator and some kind of kinetic force

That and I am a pretty good cook

>>729640877
so you'd be mohammad then?

basic sanitation, london was india tier in 1800

>>729657113
That's a good one. Introduce the hamburger, or fried chicken. Something simple that would still blow the minds of people used to eating porridge and turnips.

>>729656995
get an army survival guide, memorize it, practice it

you dont know how many times that thing has saved my ass when backpacking in the rockies

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>>729639206
Invent heliograph,one time pads,mechanical cipher machines and maybe build electric generators if I'm able to get a hold of magnets,iron and copper.
Would probably get killed by bandits in forest though.
pic not related

>>729639279
Can't believe no one fpbp'd this. It's absolutely true.

>>729652903

Drop D is for faggots. It's all about that double drop C#

>>729657332
Meat was a luxury up until the 40's in the western world.

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>>729657368
Considering I don't plan on backpacking or time traveling any time soon I think I'll pass for now.

On second thought I'd probably survive for a short time on a combination of survival shit I learned on tv and stealing.

>>729641243
>the wheel
Was invented thousands of years ago, fagtard.

>>729657591
False.

Meat was a seasonal delicacy. In autumn, farming communities tended to cull a large proportion of their livestock since they couldn't feed it through the winter. That means that for a few months, there would be plenty of fresh meat.

Other foods which we now associate with luxury were cheap at the time too. Oysters and lobsters come to mind.

>>729639206
Cultivation of psychedelics to get rid of elitist cunt psyches in the future.

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>>729657642
keep it mind
>>729657866
true
>>729657402
i had to

Organize a proper crusade.

>>729639206
About the same as if I were to suddenly find myself in one of the red states, about a 100 reasons for their middle age minds to burn me alive.

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>>729658722
I like feel you on this one.

>>729659320
I got sliced from that edge

>>729659609
Well you better watch yourself. There's a lot more edge where that came from.

>>729639206
My specialisms are IT/electronic engineering.

They can refine metals from ore at this stage, so I can build wires/motors et cetera. I'd have to mine magnetite, not sure where I'd find that. Separate silicone from sand to make an insulative board, condense carbon for semiconductive stuff (resistors), build valves (not sure on that one, but I'm high, I'd probably figure it out sober). Workings of a basic radio. I guess for power I'd have to say dynamos because I can't think of anything else. I was poorly prepared for this.

>>729659903
Not workings of, materials for* ftfm

>>729659903
gl doing it drunk, most people drank wine for hydration all the time because water was bad

I'd "invent" the Zippo lighter.

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>>729641243

>>729659834
I'm chubbing

>>729660262
Would have said the BIC lighter, but that would require inventing plastic first.

>>729660058
Water distillation. That's easy, although yeah I guess that might be higher on my list of priorities than radio.

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Become the single most important scientist in the history of humanity

I'd become KEN-SAMA, introduce the BLOCKCHAIN, and INNER STRENGTH to knights, and teaching them the WAY OF THE TUBBY SAMURAI.

katanas, KATANAS EVERYWHERE.

teach the irish that the muslims in constantinople are coming to steal their booze, fleas, and Catholicism and if wind their priests up to get the entire island of Ireland to go on a drunken NAC MAC FEEGLE raid on islam.

create manga.

invent deodorized Laudanum, and modern sanitation and shitters. and showers, and hot water heaters.

dynamite. lots of dynamite.

>>729650560
The talented mister Hugo Boss designed these.

i would invent the bicycle.
Imagine how that would have changed the world if it was actually starting to be produced in 1500!

>>729639206
Go to america and be god king of the new world

>>729653779
Title?

>>729653972
Lol

fuck that shirt, kill all all those children and run aaway. because of your vastly superior knowledgeable of the world you can practically whatever you want. Start your own bloodline; rule the world.

>>729639206
I'd be the first great Rule 34 artist...I'd also invent sonic and make him canon gay for laughs.

>>729661098
I can't believe I had to scroll down so far to find this.

>>729665153
the point is that you can only use your memory and skills . Ofc I can also bring a solar powered laptop with the entire wikipedia on it.

Not the point though

>>729657866

Yeah, they couldn't eat chickens, 'cos they needed the eggs, sheep 'cos they needed the wool, or cows, 'cos they needed the milk. They did ok for bacon, tho. And if you were rich, you'd eat fuckloads of meat, just 'cos you could.

>be me
>stranded in 1500's
>realize they didn't care about rape
>rape and facefuck every woman and teenage girl i can
>run child slave factory

>>729656690
how do you want to make electromagnets without a generator?
chemical batteries and static charge thingys dont get you enough power

>>729665723
>realize they didn't care about rape
tell that to the girls father/husband

>Invent toaster
>Put in tub
>Soggy toast suicide

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Thread needs a few 1500ish pics.

>>729661153
Yes, DTS, and LSD from Ergot.

>>729666609
Teach them about rifling and the minie ball and all that armor becomes scrap steel.

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bonus pic of Cara Delevingne's feet, 'cos it was next to the pics i just posted.

>designing and programming software security for a living
>find myself in the past
>h-here, I'll write a RSA key for you if you don't kill me
>die miserably

>>729639206
>1500

INVENT THE TELEGRAPH

You plebs don't even know. The Telegraph is the original Internet. Without it we wouldn't have gotten to phones lines infrastructure which was the precedent to modern internet networks.

Seriously. Just invent the telegraph. Integrate into the most powerful organization you can find and implement it. It's simple as fuck. All it is, is a signal on a wire. You need to know how to create a small simple generator, and the metallurgy to create the right awg wire should already exist at that time.

Invent the fucking internet, basically, with 2 generators, a wire, and a relay to tap out messages from point a to point b. Once you show your sponsors this magic INSTANT communication between two points, you can't imagine how much in demand that technology would be to the wealthiest classes of people of that era.

Literally piles of gold, and probably granted land and a Noble title.

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Nobody here know how to cure polio?

Or want to introduce vaccines?

How about making people use soap daily?

>>729665863
A billion potatoes (after we go claim the US before any of those fucking euroturds and take over the place and find where they are and dig them all up and hook them together with something)...?

>>729668100
Even a semaphore telegraph would be huge. Just station flag bearers within sight of one another, and you could send messages way faster than a horseman can ride.

To the programmers here who act like they'd be useless, wtf did you major in? In Computer Science proper, you have to take Math to Calculus 3. None of that shit had been developed at the time.

Let me guess, you don't remember how to do any of it without the book and a calculator?

>>729668279
That's not novel, though, they've been using open signals since prehistory.

This would be PRIVATE, INSTANT, communication between any two places. That's a serious improvement and the wealthiest class of people would be eager for this technology. Not to mention any military.

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>>729668420
you'd be surprised how little math you need in programming. it's all logic. if we need a formula it's just to look it up and let it do its magic.

besides, even if someone is really good at math probably few of those can explain why things are the way they are and why they work together so well

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>>729668100
But will I be granted my own kingdom?

>>729668994
Math IS logic, which is why a real Bachelor's in Computer Science includes such high level maths.

>>729669263
I doubt it.

In fact, after I typed that shit up, I can't help but think, you would need to establish yourself in the community solidly first or you'd disappear into some dungeon workshop somewhere to be a slave to some noble who sees you as his personal golden goose.

Also, it was different in the past. If you didn't walk around with a weapon on you, you were a fucking peasant.

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>>729669274
i have a real bachelor's in computer science and have worked in programming my whole life (i don't recommend anyone to do it btw) and either ive forgotten everything or i consider high level maths to be something else. programming is mostly just +-/*. also sure math is logical but logic is different than math. you can be good at logical thinking but suck at math, you can be good at math but suck at logic.

>>729669455
>If you didn't walk around with a weapon on you, you were a fucking peasant.
peasants were forbidden from carrying swords around but they solved it by just making long bladed daggers and actually got around the law that way

>>729669957
>We need to ban HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT BLADES
>Why doth a peasant need a sword?

I can just imagine what the sword ban must have been like, and meanwhile all the peasants who didn't give a fuck about the law were armed anyway, and they were called bandits and brigands instead of peasants.

>>729669957
Man, the UK really went downhill. Now the peasants can't even buy bladed cutlery without the right documents.

>>729641655
>develop the first car
Don't you need metalurgy and petrochemicals for that?

>>729656187
GTFO cumdumpster

>>729639206
Indoor plumbing

>>729655841
That would be after a push for early industrialization of course.

>>729641162
>I'd certainly be able to write on "modern" medicine, teaching bacterial infection and proper practice to prevent it.
yup...
>>729641055
>tempted to buy an European young girl
for all the steel in a good leatherman or similar pocket knife you could pay the bride price for a 12 year old woman to become your wife.

>>729639206
move into the countryside and become a hermit living a simple life in the woods

>>729657704
You're a special kind of retard