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I have about a years worth of old cum tissues I need to get rid

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I have about a years worth of old cum tissues I need to get rid of. Dubs decides.
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Eat it
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>>729638801
that picture reminds me of my high school days
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>>729638801
Grow a cumgus garden
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>>729638911
FUCKING WASTE
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>put them all in pot
>fill pot with water
>wring out each tissue into a cup
>drink jizzwater
>throw away now smaller tissues in a black trashbag
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put them in just enough water to soak them all and stick them together in one big blob

then, throw them in the face of your nearest neighbor
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>>729639068
this
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>>729638961
This
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>>729638946
id throw them between the mattress and the box spring along with children's clothing catalogs. The whole room smelled like musty shit
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Place them in a pot of water, boil it, drink it.
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>>729639068
This
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>>729639133
Winrar
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>>729639068
>>729639133

op deliver pls
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>>729638961
>>729639133
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>>729639549
op will deliver (this wad into someone's face)
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this is so fuckign disgusting. you really need to get a life.
like holy shit you guys are rretarded
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Fuck. All my neighbors are at work. How would you feel if I dropped it in a public place and left it with a message of your choice?
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>>729639849
would prefer if you just threw it at a random person of your choice and filmed it
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>>729639894
maybe drop it on someone from a roof?
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>>729639153
children's catalog you say
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>>729639849
>>729639894

drop it neighbor's mailbox
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>>729640058
yeah, do that and leave a message for them with it
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>>729640112
>>729640058
Now this I can do. Dubs decides the message.
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>>729640176
Hello neighbor. I have spilled much man milk whilst thinking of you. Here it is. Save it. It's all yours, my friend.
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>>729640176
Eat my cum you little cuck smiley face
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You are my secret crush. You don't know me, but I know you, because I deliver your mail. There's more where this came from.
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>>729640176
I hope this will help pay off your loans
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>>729638801
webm of you eating one
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>>729640600
winrar
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>>729640481
dees
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>>729640176
Please use these jiz rags as you see fit.

Sincerely,

Anon
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>>729640600
You've got mail
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op pls delivr
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>>729640600
Alright on my way. Keep the thread alive while I'm gone.
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op plz delivr more,
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>>729641250
we will, op

thank you for not being a faggot
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>>729641250
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>>729641250
God bless you, OP. As many pics as possible
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>>729641683
Godspeed op.
Looking forward for more photos
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Will he deliver??
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le put me on tle le screen cap Reedit
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Ever had your DNA taken by the police before OP?
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>>729642185
quiet, you
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>>729638801
put it in the glass full of water and drink it
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>>729642312
too late, anon
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Put on your neighbors doorstep and burn
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Will OP deliver?
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>>729642464
read thread
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>>729642492
he will
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plz deliver op
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Is OP a faggot? Tune in to see!
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Update: there was a cop on my street so I had to go further down. I have pictures. They'll be posted soon. Meanwhile, enjoy pic related.
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use a cum rag like normal people.

pic related my cum rag
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I remember the tissue days back in high school. I upgraded my game and started jazzing in an old pillowcase.
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>>729643273
Damn there's a whole generation right there.
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>>729638801
Take em ousside and throw em on the ground!
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that's just like one week of cum tissues, OP is a clickbaiter liar
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>>729643534
i wear it to pick up chicks, and it works
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PLOT TWIST
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>>729643907
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>>729643562
lol got to agree there
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>>729643998
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>>729643998
you could probably end up on the sex offenders register or something for putting it in a childs toy top kek
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>>729638801
that's a year? fuckin hell how many times do you fap once a month?
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>>729643705
nigga what the fuck?
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>>729643998
Jack off on the windscreen too. Step up the game!
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>>729644233
If OP hasn't committed a crime before they won't know who's DNA that cum belongs to
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>>729644317
its just a cum rag calm down. here it is with a fresh load
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>>729644233
No one was there and no one saw me. Plus it might not even be recognizable as cum tissues.
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>>729644462
Dude that load is pathetic
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feed them to something
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>>729644623
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>>729644623
thats just because i cum every day. heres another more impressive load of mine on my sex dolls love tunnel
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>>729643998
OP delivers, someone screen cap this shit
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Well done OP! But what now?
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>>729645257
just post pics of your own cumrags
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>>729638801
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>>729645332
i cum on my belly and let it dry. every day. no cumrag here.
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>>729646222
i do that too, but i still have a cum rag
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>>729646222
we have a winner,
also, did someone has a greentext about anon, who uses his cat as a cumrag?
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>>729645332
Dont have a cumrag.. I wipe it off with toilet paper and flush that shit
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>>729638801
Set it on fire, inhale fumes, speak with kek.
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>>729638801
the internet is a funny place
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