Has anyone done anal? is there a real risk of my dick touching

I had anal sex once and didnt shower until the next morning. I found shit under my foreskin.

>>729636440
>is there a real risk of my dick touching shit
I guess it depends of how well your friend cleans his asshole.

>>729636440
you're putting your dick in someone else's ass...the fuck do you think retard

>>729636440
Are you for real? If you stick your finger in your ear is there a risk of touching ear wax? Yes you fucking nigger. If shit bothers you then don't fuck an asshole.

Your dick will have shit on it, guaranteed, this isn't porn boyo

Just tell your cousin to not eat anything for a few days.

It's still totally worth it thouggh

Would you reccomend anal? with the risk of shit?

An experienced bottom will probably have a pretty clean colon for you.

Otherwise, yes. High, but not definite, chance of coming out shitty.

Yeh who gives a shit? Don't be a puss ass weak ass fake piece of shit dead ass cunt faced aportion ass looking pussy ass motherfucker, get that coco on your god damn pogo

>>729636440

there is a chance.

I've fucked 4 chicks in the ass. (one of em hundreds of times) & never had a major issue.

>>729636440
honestly almost never. Dick usually only gets as far in as the colon, whereas the shit stays up in the large intestine until it is time to take a shit.

just make sure they're really turned on first, don't just stick it in there. if you're really doing it right everything sort of lubes itself

I was fucking a high school teacher from Battle Creek Michigan in the ass and I felt a turd jousting with the head of my penis. Still felt good though.

My wife who I also fucked in the ass a hundred times I never felt a turd from her once.

So your mileage may vary.

>>729636914
edit: usually no "pre-cleaning" necessary.

and anyway, if you do ever get some shit on your dick, just laugh and take a shower together. worst thing that can happen there is you get it on their/your sheets.

Is anal better than normal sex????

>>729636440

I fucked my wife in the ass years & years ago & her asshole ripped a little & was bleeding. she never let me do it again.

>>729636903

Similar experience here. Currently w/ a gf who loves anal.. never had any issues.

>>729636440
Dainiau, cia tu?

>>729637078

In a way it's better because it's different. tighter & somewhat taboo.

I like to tittyfuck chicks for some reason. probably not "better" than a pussy but something about it just does it for me.

>>729636795
If the risk of shit is a big deal to you, anal play is not for you. I don't think it's fair or kind to ask someone to take your dick in his or her asshole if you're gonna have a big problem with what you find in there.

If you go through with it, use too much lube and go veeery slow and gently. Start with a finger, then work up to two, and once you can get three fingers in there it should be OK to gently insert your penis. Don't go hard or deep til you get the OK from your partner. Honor all requests for more lube.

And I'm not an expert on the topic, but my limited experience says thicker lubes that aren't water-based have your best chance of coming out clean. I've had some luck with vaseline in that respect, despite some common recommendations against it.

>>729637199
must be loose af

As long as she cleans herself well, you shouldn't have any problems.

I had chunks of shit and brown stinky lube all over my dick. I almost puked

>>729637089

when I would cum in their asses they would have to run to the bathroom instantly. I never knew or asked if just my jizz came back out or if it was some shit/cum mixture.

in porn it's always just the jizz.

>>729636521

Same here, washed it off but ended up getting balanitis which took a few days to clear up, on its own. Word of wisdom, was your dick after and before you go to sleep.

>>729636923
Similar here, I've been prodded in the japs eye by a feisty poo but everything is usually fine.
It's only when you go over the top and really start the deep 'up to your nuts in guts' ploughing that you are likely to have a brown helmet.

>>729637262

? asssholes are tighter than pussies in my experience. maybe the sphincter muscles are stronger.... I dunno

>>729637640
i mean titty fucking must be loose

Anyone saying shitdick like it's usual has failed horribly. I've had multiple long term anal only relationships where I'd go balls deep 3-4 times a day every day for 3 years. Only encountered it twice, gotta get the right girl. I've also been with a chick that it happened 4 times with in 2 months, compared to the 2 in 3 years, dumped that bitch quick

>>729636440
I`ve done it twice. The second time she even cleaned it out for me. Both of the times my dick was covered in poop and the area above my dick had some shit on it as well. And the room smelled like shit afterwards. It wasn`t satisfying for her or me. The second try was done just to make sure that it`s really that lame, and it was.
That was a massive letdown for me, because I really love watching anal porn, yet I have no sensation from having it inside of someones ass.

>>729637703

ohhhh hah

lubed up with saliva or baby oil it feels pretty good.

I dated a chick with tiny tits for over a year (she was into anal) & when that ended I was on a mission to find a chick with huge tits. actually succeeded.

guess I'm just more of a tits guy than an ass guy.

>>729638124
Gal set you up on purpose.

>>729636914
This is true
>>729637052
ma nigga, it's like you've stepped out of my memories

>>729637259
spits more than good enough

>>729638215
Neither the shit nor smell bothered me. The feeling itself wasn`t satisfying. For me pussy feels way better, It`s dedicated for dick, so why wouldn`t it?
Or might just be my small dick.

>>729638462
I allegedly have a big dick and prefer the poopar *shrug* but you can't believe women about anything, so mines probably small too. But if women are too be believed than the butt might be the way to go for bigguns

If you clean your asshole well it's a 0% chance, I don't put my hands in there expecting a brown thumb

>>729638646
The girl that I had sex for the firs time (and the only one till this day) told me that I have a small dick just days after our first time.

>>729636440

i've had anal with several girls. Only after one of them did the condom come out brown. (with the others i didn't use a condom, but dick was clean as a whistle. i guess i know when to use a condom and when not to).

>>729638969
Least you don't have to live with the uncertainty. I find it hard to believe a hole that can push out babies can't handle a dick as well as an ass.

>>729639482
Shouldn`t it be the other way around?

>>729639256
Probably your dick is so brown u only realized u had shit when using condom

>>729639657
If you believe normies

>>729639860
This is the most stupid thing I've ever read. Are you legitimately 8?

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>>729639907
In that case my dear friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Yes it will. No big deal, it washes off.

I've never fucked anyone in the butthole, but if I did I would totally wear a condom. No way am I taking a chance of getting poo poo up my dickhole. There's no way that ends well.

I've fucked 4 girls in the ass 2 loved it other 2 only did it to try and please me. So I didn't force them to take the dick up the ass anymore. Both of them were clean as a whistle. The one I fucked the most in the ass used to make sure she was as clean as possible and only now and again there were a few malteasers on my dick just washed my dick and I was good to. The other one was a short term thing say about 3 months she used to just get the urge to be fucked in the ass all the time. I fucked her ass in the kitchen while her parents were next door lots of times. With her being spontaneous I had a caramel dick a few times but I didn't mind and she certainly didn't. I've never came out of an ass with a massive stinking lump of shit on my dick like a walnut whip though. I still really love anal but my wife isn't into any anal play at all so I bum my neighbours 17yr old daughter at least 3 or 4 times a week.

>>729643190
my man, feel any guilt for cheating tho?

>>729636923
jousting hahahaha im dead nicca

>>729643804
Yes I feel really guilty until 17yr old slut next door takes her clothes off. She has a body to die for and she's as filthy as fuck

>>729636914
>if you're really doing it right everything sort of lubes itself

seriously? you trolling or just retarded? there's some mucus, but that's it.

>>729636440
Wrap your tool man.

It's like picking up dog shit with a newspaper bag... you know there is poop in your hand.... but you don't freak out.

my dick in someone else's shit is the biggest turn on honestly, but I have a scat fetish so ignore me

>>729644443
Would of been some great quints man...

>>729636440
Yes and yes. Best way to avoid that is 1- use a condom, and 2- make the other person use an anal douche to flush out any shit that isn't in the colon.

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This is my wife riding me doing anal. Use gel lube and alot of it and its great. Yes at first there may be a little shit

>>729644443
how did you start fucking her?

It's only smellz but jus wear a rubber if you're scare

>>729643190
So much bs in this thread

>>729636440
Stick a finger up your own ass. You'll be touching shit immediately.