You have summoned the extremely rare PEPE GENIE ! Write

Teach me how to tri force

>>729635293
Make me in to a qt trap

Rull

For me to be able to rape my dog slowly and painfully until one of us cums.

>>729635293
be free, o spirit. praise kek

For /B/ to be great again.

>>729635293
I wish I got $10,000 a day.

>>729635293
I want to be able to be rich and never work a day in my life. I'm a lazy piece of shit

>>729635751
good job

>>729635776
Fucking noob, get rext with a 360 no scope hand grenade.

>>729635487
Have fun still being an ugly dude

Qt trap too please!

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>>729635840
Your wish is my COMMAND

die instantly

>>729635971
have a happy long life my dude

i wish to have alot of sex this year.

I wish my phone would charge

>>729636061
wasted a wish of a lifetime

>>729635971
Since that's odd...does that mean your given life? If so wouldn't that mean you had to give up your past life to be in this new life? If that so...wouldn't that mean you died but given a new life? The genuine genie lied to us....

>>729636086
Nu

I wish for my crush to fall in luv with me

>>729635293
Gib me a gf

>>729635293
get gf

>>729635293
Asian gf please Pepe

>>729635293
please let Gabi be my gf genie-dono!

>>729635293
Sissy BF plz

>>729636473
>>729636471
If it's the opposite, are you going to be alone or get boyfriends?

Kill me

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>>729635293
i wish this nigger was dead

>>729635293
Turn all women into futanari.

>>729636678
Your wish is granted

>>729636709
but what if I wish for the same thng and it's odd, does it then go back to normal?

give me a gf

>>729636663
infinite life and vitality, sucks man

can i have the privilege to hold hands with a woman?

nigger

[Wish]

Help me settle the mess I am in

i wish i could fuck destiny

>>729635293
I wanna be beautiful

>>729636663
Genies can't die. kek

>>729635293
gimme that 30k /month my dude

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>>729636678

Make me a pro dota 2 player

crush the old Mostar bridge in Bosnia and Hercegovina and prevent rebuilding of it

>>729635293
All women are enslaved and now sex toys.

Make me rich

>>729636011
u get another wish

>>729637300
And give me gf

I wish liking traps wasn't gay

>>729637463
Pepe confirms. Traps is gay.

>>729635293
I want this to become a spiderman thread.

I wish to be happily married to Elissa

get a gf

>>729635293
I wish to leave the beta robot life and become a social normie

>>729635487
So basically you're still you. .

>>729635293
I would like to have a comfy house.

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>>729635293
Will you make Trump shit on the floor during his next press conference?

>>729635293
I wish for OP to not be a faggot

>>729635293
Just kill me, please.

I wish that I could get all the surgeries I need within the next 2 years

Lose my virginity tomorrow to a hot woman not a trap

Beky lemme smash

>>729637722
I wish to have intercosrse with Shatria

>>729635293
I wish all niggers and jews would fall over dead.

I wish for that qt coworker to notice me

Give me my ex back.

>>729635293
suck my dick pepe

>>729637981
Why not? He shits on everything else.

>>729635293
I want to become a pretty famous actor.

>>729638169
ooooooooooh shit, its a 69 too, looks like we'll be sucking each other off pepe

I wish I could lower my bfp (body fat percentage) by 1% every time I fap

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>>729635293
Can anyone guess my wish???

:^)

>>729638166
That's all I want

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>>729638166
Same for me please.

Will i pass my exams?

Will i get above C's?

I wanna die

>>729639236
Thank

>>729635293
pepe let me have a long convo with post malone

>>729635293
i wish i got more money than i would know what to do with.

Pepe make everything i want happen whenever i want it too

Let me win the lottery tomorrow great great pepe

I wish i could get broke

I get a fuck ton of money tomorrow

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>>729635293
I just walk to know, will everything be okay?

I will have a nicer car in like 3 months.

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>>729639776
Dem miss-trips, I guess it will, then...

gib me pawar to cantrul peepls mynds

>>729635293
I would like to have rough sex with a feminist and have my wife be OK with it.

complete the tesis in this year

>>729635293
I wish all the SJWs were dead

>>729639913
That is a mighty big strap-on you've got there, Ms. Dunham! By the way, my wife *does not* approve of what we are about to do.

>>729635432
roll

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I wish for win lottery jackpot this week

>>729638374
You have to give me a hint. Wait...is it log of shit-related?

I wish for extreme wealth

>>729635293
I WANNA MAKE A CREW OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND HAVE ADVENTURES AND FUN 2 FIND MY HAPPINESS AGAIN !!!! 2 LIVE FREE

>>729638121
I'm going to put on blackface to celebrate this victory. Suck it, goyim!

>>729635293
teleport me to the pokemon universe

Re roll i wanna be NEET and have decent money to live

>>729635293
I wish the woman of my desires would fall madly in love with me.

>>729635293
Make me immortal :)

>>729640607
o no im gonna die kek

Rolle Guacamole

>>729640607
so you are mortal, like always...?

>>729635293
I wish I'd instantly transform into a beautiful woman.

Get laid this year by a female

>>729635293
give me wolverine like powers

>>729640845
whats the opposite? catwomans powers?

>>729635293
try hard here...
i wont get back with my ex

>>729635293
Roll

>>729641000
Fuck trips...

gas all normies

>>729641000
Reroll

>>729641145
i guess youre dead meat.

>>729635293
Can I get a big mac?

>>729635293
I want her to ask me out

>>729641000
I will bone this dude

I want to fuck my close friend Wednesday.

To hug a girl next week or month. At least one time.

I wish that a bus full of 10/10 trannies would break down in front of my house and we'd engage in a 10 day fuck fest orgy that would end in me being transformed into a 10/10 tranny.

Can I plz get a new gaming PC, worth about $2000.

I wish that a harem consisting of my top 10 hottest actresses would appear before me ready to lovingly serve my every sexual desire.

Can you make my penis 15 inches long and 10 inches thicker?

I would like trish back asap

>>729641503
Rerollan

I want to get laid tonight

>>729635293
I want a good deal on an apartment, that will let me keep my snake.

>>729635432
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Ez

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>>729638369

end my autism and allow me to have actual human interactions and connect with other normies, especially girls :(

>>729635293

Gorgeous Cheerleader/Vollyeball Girlfriend.

>>729635293
Make everyone who uses a gender swap faceapp filter become the gender the image changes to

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>>729635432

I want to have great social skills.

Roll

Finish the first holocaust

Make the bitch im going out with stop seeing other guys

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I wish for nuclear war with North Korea! It's so beautiful, Pepe.

>>729635293
Please for the love of god, stop my hemorrhoids from hurting. It feels like I shat burning hot glass. Please, I'm in fucking agony pepe. Help me.

>>729642173
You're getting the fat sjw girl in the gender studies class. If you refuse her, she'll say its reverse rape, which is still rape, according to her.

>>729635293
Make me black

>>729642806
Help me wish.

>>729640845
You're fragile as fuck now

>>729642779
HHAHAHAHAHHAAH ODD. SUCK SHIT ANON. UR GF IS PROBABLY TALKING TO GUYS OR GETTING POUNDED RN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I was the hottest male on Earth

>>729635293
Half price cheeseburgers at Sonic!

>>729642806
>Anonymous
For the world to end in sea of fire while I smile at SJWs.

>>729635751
roll

>>729642886
bro dem feels. rest up anon

>>729635293
I wish to become a better person, not just for myself but for the people around me

>>729643049
Well, it kinda came true. Your skin spontaneously combusted, burning your skin making you horribly ugly

>>729635293
Jump out of house

>>729635293
Trick me

>>729643122
An honourable wish!! You have another!!

>>729635293
I'd like to actually find a decent relationship where we're both just absolutely happy together till we die.

>>729635293
I wish for a Sega Game Gear that never runs out of battery power, eternally charged and functioning!

>>729643199
well shit

Give me good computer NOW

Gimme the winning powerbal ticky

>>729643322
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I WISH FOR THIS TO END

i want a second wish

>>729635293
i just want one more night with her.

Hey genie Pepe, i wish to die

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>>729635293
I wish to be a cute immortal loli

Give me a cute Japanese girlfriend. Improve my intellect and Programming Skills and Heal My acne Scars and Acne

Wish that I could pass Orgo Chem 2

>>729643398
Kek

>>729635293
i wish to free pepe and take his place

>>729643755
Can I get a 3.5 this year aswell

>>729635293
Pepe free Spain from jews, zionists and marxists

extend my dork by 4 inches

>>729635293
I wish for you to not grant the wishes of anyone here.

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Kill me

>>729644099
denied fgt

I wish to have dubs

>>729644165
But he gave me another wish. I wish you were the faggot instead.

>>729635293
Endless weed please

I wish to get into u of m this winter semester

>>729635293
turn me into a hot girl pls pepe

Quiero tener 4 baby's

>>729635293
I want my next projest to be more successful than the last

>>729635293
Give me more free time genie

summon traps

I wan the black race to go extinct by the end of 2019

>>729635293
I just wanna get this finished soon

>>729635293
I want bigger penis.

>>729645034
Thank you Pepe the Magnificent!

>>729635293
I wish to go on a date with D

Trish will text me today

>>729645166
she will send me nudes

I wish for /b/ to be deleted.

>>729645228
your wishes have been granted son of kek

>>729644237
haha rekt again, kek is with me

>>729635293
I wish i could go to college this fall semester and be really successful there.

>>729635293
I wish to have $100,000 by the end of the year

>>729645647
Curse you wizard!

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>>729635293
Make someone fall in love in me.
Image familiar

>>729635293
i want to die

Let me get laid tonight

>>729635293
The power to do anything without consequences

>>729635293
I...am...piff

I want to live forever

>>729635293
wishinho

>>729647081
thank you jesus

>>729635293
Give me what I want most

..

>>729635293
Let me die now

Scrub

>>729647230
Is 0 even or odd?

Give me money

>>729647311
you're dead

I wish for the middle east to be glassed

>>729635293
i wish my school projects get good grades
praise pepe

>>729635293
Grant me death

>>729635293
I want the ability to turn into a 50 foot tall labia

>>729635293
I want the ability to read minds and manipulate peoples thoughts

>>729635293
I don't want you to fulfill this wish

I'm the gosh darn jewnie now mahurhur hughh a. Sorry I have phlegm.

>>729635293
Nothing

I wish for odds

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I hope to never do another captcha again

I want a gf

I wish this bitch would stop playing games and just suck my dick already

>>729635293
please kill me

>>729635293
I WANNA BE IMMORTAL

>>729649555
Ayyyyyyy
Lmao

>>729649555
She'll have to rub your oil can for it first

>>729649555
Hi genie

>>729635293
Please give me a gf

>>729635293
can i get a gf??

I want to be a god

pornstar sex with every girl I meet

>>729650146
Thank you Pepe, I believed in you

>>729649555
Pepe is fREEEEEEE

Start WW3

>>729650326
go fuck yourself kys

12 girls to make me their foot slave

>>729635293
Make me anything but the miserable failure i am

>>729635293
Ey yo I'll be real I wanna fuck my sister pepe

rolli

>>729641837
why cant i even
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>>729635293
I want that gud succ.

>>729651033
I want that gud secks.

>>729651200
I want to be the greatest soccer player ever known.

>>729635293
ROLL

>>729635293
roll me some great pepes

>>729635293
Open a best of 4chan thread for these weak faggots

I need a job!

Grant me abnormal superior intelligence, oh Great pepe.

My wish is for good drugs to happen at 630 tonight.

>>729635293
Pepe is so smart

>>729651547
Roll

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I wish I didn't feel this lonely... All I want is someone to share some time with, but that someone probably doesn't even exist. How can i bear the pain of knowing I will never find a so called "soul mate"? It's probably better that way... I've done many bad things in the past and if I had to be truthful with my loved one they would tremble in fear. The things I did and the things I saw...

>>729635293
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I'll take a mil a year Pepe

>>729635293
My wish is for 3 bucks

>>729651677
My second wish, another mil a year

>>729635293
I wish for a nice house in the next month

>>729635293
i want all of my stretch marks and scars to go away, as well as my uneven skin tones.

>>729651743
get denied faggot

Get me a qt trap gf

I wish to get rich quick, with no strings attached, banks HATE ME, try this new trick and become a millionaire!

>>729635293
i hope all white men would go extinct

>>729652300
Praise kek. Grant me super mad gainz as well

>>729635293
i hope i get to fuck anna in the ass

>>729635293
are white chicks attracted to me?

even- yes, odd-no

do white bitches wanna fuck me

>>729635293
I get to fuck alisa

Blacks are now made out of chocolate

>>729652663
roll

>>729652687
last roll

>>729652710
The genie has no time for your nonsense, he has tricked you already

I wish for a lifetime supply of tendies

i want to have great life

trillion dollars and pussy

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>>729635293
Pepe Oh Pepe Please grant my desires

I am to become God and relentlessly rule over all my subjects anuses with cruel and unabated happy fuck time.

>>729635293
my wish is for dubs

Please kill me

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>>729636678
>>729637166
PRAISE THE KEK

I wish to become a manly guy

>>729635293
rollin

>>729635293
Money and happiness and health forever

I wish i could be happy.

>>729654314
So nothing changes

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>>729635293
Gimme the steam money my boy

Make me able to shapeshift

That way i can be everything

>>729654553
rip, you can't be anything now :/

>>729654658
I can live woth not existing :D

I wish that Pepe would not grant this wish.

Make me the genie

>>729635293
I wish for my wish to come true

>>729646104
wish granted but its clown college

Let me live

>>729655533
Uhm now what.. I'm the genie but I can make another wish