Shoutout to all the Americans! Your country began as a bunch

>>729622310
If by 'fucking up' you meant becoming the preeminent world power with the largest economy I suppose we did make quite a mess

>>729622310
You pay a white family to sit in a castle.
And you're 0-1 against the USA in wars.
Didn't even read everything you posted.
We know you hate yourselves.

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Bait thread

Move along

>>729622503
Of course you didn't rread it all, I know Americans don't have a long attention span.

Congrats on reading some though, most of your country is illiterate!

>>729622794
Shit tier bait.

>>729622900
Call it bait because your American mind can't make an adequate response. :^)

>>729622310
TL:DR

Go america

>>729622972
More like "go away America"

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>>729623044
OMG you burned me so good, you're the insult master

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>>729623163
>This response
>mfw

>>729623225
>kek

Raicsts leave please

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>>729623320
>Racists

Faggots leave please

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>>729622310
lol londonistan

>>729623492

Here's a line from my post since you Amerifats clearly can't pay attention long enough to read it :^)

>Sure, we might have some terror attacks in Britan, but they are pretty uncommon, one every 4 months or so. And those people doing those attacks are normally outsiders, not a part of society. Your school shootings are done by your children! Your country is tearing it self apart.

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>haha yea this is bait so none of this is true at all haha.. right guys?

>>729623561
but school shootings don't happen every couple of months like your terror attacks

>>729623713
No, they happen every other week.

http://www.newsweek.com/list-school-shootings-america-2013-380535

Once again, read the post you Amerifat :^)

>>729623713
All 4 months isn't a couple you Ameriturd :^)

>>729622794
I'm Canadian and I agree. Americans are pretty savage.

>>729623828
All 4 months?

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>>729622310
>lol londonistan thinks that they're better us

you're led by a shilling fat woman

you're invaded by muslims

they took your guns away

you still allow the royal family to exist


just bow down to the global empire that is the united states, like you did with the muslims

>also mfw

>>729623771
But in a lot of those "shootings", the gun wasn't actually discharged. Did you read the article fully?

Hello, eurofag here. I hate americans. They stink and are loud, and they are fat. And stupid.

Let them keep their guns and kill each other. Profitz

With the way the shitty constitutionally fundamentalist political system is set up, America is unable to change and improve any sectors or parts of its society. As a result, pretty much every aspect of public US has been deteriorating since Reagan put it on this path. Guns, prisons, education, health care, INCOME DISTRIBUTION. The fact that you elected Donald Trump is just an exemplification of how Americans are unable to wrap their fat heads around anything that isn't related to immigrants or war.

>>729624222
what kind of european?
the kind whos asses we kicked or the kind whos asses we saved?

>>729623492
Someone needs to make a picture of an Amerifat kid in school and all the dying kids on the ground say stuff like "Shall not be infringed!"

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>>729624124

You didn't read any of my post just because my points were too good :^)

Read and then say that again :^)

YFW

>>729624124
What is this thing about Britain being over run with Muslims?, where did it start?, because it is really a load of bollox. Only 4.6 % of the whole UK population is Muslim, that isn't over run by any means. It's like saying that The USA is over run with clever people, it's simply not true.

>>729624279
Saved. You do have function as our less intelligent meat shield. Look at you, spending enormous amount of money on your military - defending us.

LOL PROFITZ AGAIN

>>729624351
This.

>>729624292
yes, our country has problems, just like every other country.

we're not perfect but we're without a doubt the best.

Poojeet here , i thinkz americanz are fat fuckz.

>>729624222
Nice trips, and yep, they are sorting their own problem out. Especially the white kids that go shotgun crazy, they need medals and holidays in their honour.

>>729624351

i've been there faggot and i've seen it. a muslim asked me if they speak english in my state on the street

>>729624513
>I saw a Muslim so that means everyone is a Muslim

God, Yanks really are smart!

>>729622310

really now, if mass shootings can tear a country apart then the us would have died as a nation long before 9/11

the us is big enough to tank mass shootings and still keep rolling along anyhow, just that every time they happen the retards at the nra go ballistic whenever the government uses said shootings to implement something as simple as background checks


also, the thirteen colonies wouldn't have had any reason to go on a revolution if the english didn't run the treasury to the ground fighting no less than THREE european wars (spanish succession, austrian succession, seven years) for the first half of the 18th century and tax the colonials (and everybody else) into the ground to compensate

but of course you wouldn't know that, because british history only started when a frenchie conquered the continent amirite? :^)

>>729622310
I was gonna rip in even if bait, but hats off to Brexit, I just hope you guys are piling guns up to fight against the EU islamic state

>>729624513
You've been to the whole of the UK?, wow, good on you, thanks for your tourist pounds. They probably asked you if they speak English in your state as we all know that Spanish is big in the States, and I bet they spoke to you in English.

>>729624611
typical american, thinks 9/11 is so god damn important

Friendly reminder that our last 4 mass shootings were by muslims, pledging allegiance to ISIS

>>729622310
LOL BREXIT
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>>729622310
>We literally invented your shitty country then ditched it because of how bad you guys fucked up

and then begged us to come save your asses from Hitler.

you're welcome :)

>>729624815
how could somebody eat that
>not even deep dish

>>729624827
You came because the Japs attacked you. You were ready to leave us all to do die you imbecile.

>>729622310
>We literally invented your shitty country then ditched it

lol ok please try harder than this

>>729624673
Brexshit will just fuck the UK even more than it is fucked now, laws will get tighter, wages will go down and holidays will need visas. Dumb cunts voted to cut off their own noses to spite their faces, most of the cunts that voted leave though that that meant get rid of muslims...fuck know how or why they thought that. And The UK will be the last place on earth to legalise weed. Backwards Britain.

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>>729624896
And The UK owed them fucking loads of $$$, they would have never got it back if the uk spoke german.

>>729624896
yes but we still saved your asses none the less.

>>729623929
Eat some bacon and watch your hockey Canada bro. You're drunk.

>>729624896
Government wanted in, the people did not...then PH happened. Obviously our role wasn't as big as Russia's in the outcome of the war tho

>>729625034
No, 'you' saved 'your' investment.

>>729625136
>No, 'you' saved 'your' investment
while saving your asses aaaaaaand breaking up your empire and taking the pieces we wanted.

>>729625136
And that's why our debt to China is a good thing

I praise Stalin and only Stalin, the real commie bro, for beating Hitler. FUCK AMERIFAGS!

jealousy breeds hate

>>729625124
I'm English and this is true. PH was a retaliation attack though

>>729622310
Paid leftist shill. Gtfo

>>729625244
As much as I hate Commies, Stalin won the war for us all. He forced the Germans to fight on both the east and west and just threw his men at him until the lines cracked

>>729625182
Which bit did you take and how did you break up the emipire then?, that happened in the 60's...

American guys got small penises too, I've heard. True or nah?

>>729625232
no debt is good.

>>729625330
>Paid leftist shill. Gtfo

is it even possible to be this stupid or is this more bait?

>>729625402
All the fatness of Americans makes 'em look larger than they actually are.

>>729625364
Why do you hate commies? U stupid bro?

>>729625402
nah, they just chop their foreskins off to be more like the Jews they worship and the Muslims they claim to hate.

>>729625437
If I say "nice oven thing" will you stop

>>729623929
>Americans are pretty savage.
S'what yer wife said to me last night.

>>729625505
college freshman detected

>>729625532
They are very nice oven thingys

>>729625387
we traded a few old shitty ships for naval and air bases

>>729625597
phd holder actually

>>729622310
You mad londonfag? Go spend some quid and choke down some spotted dick you bitch

>>729625637
and you are welcome to them. Again, thanks for the free shit.

>>729625871
>some quid????
>choke down????
You can't even English mate

Its funny how even the toilets in the US is made to sustain MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF POO, from those FAT AMERICAN ASSES.

It manifests itself in every single part of your FAT society. LOL

Its all fake. The news, the statistics, and even this thread. Everything is fake.

>>729625902
>thanks for the free shit.
why would you want our shit if you abandoned our worthless country?
you make no sense. i declare victory in this debate.

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>>729625136

able and well-armed men, a well-fed people and well-fed factories, fighting the good fight for freedom, was an investment roosevelt considered worth investing on

an act which the us didn't have an obligation to doing in the first place -- it could have left churchill to dry to use your words, but it didn't

would you rather an isolationist like his vp garner decide the answer to "the british investment" for him instead?

No, seriously, I respect USA. I like most Americans.

Except the filthy ugly fat ones.

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>>729626054
>artist's depiction of the average American taking a dump

>>729626097
WTF are you on about?, by free shit, I meant all the money that the yanks spent of their bases in our country ( Britain), all the cool Star wars toys when I was a kid and all the roads and shit they fixed so they could be here for a while, do fuck all and give us money and shit to let them do fuck all.

>>729626121
idgaf im not british

>>729626121
Kek

>>729626277
again, why would you want anything from us after you said our country was worthless and that's why you "abandoned" it?

The US are useful as Europe's goons, and that's about it. Rest is fat.

>>729626494
I didn't say any of that, that was someone else. No country is worthless, maybe just the people that live in it. IDGAF as I wasn't born in WW2, I didn't fight in it and don't claim the UK as mine, I just happened to be born there, years after some nasty shit happened.

It is not a gun problem. It is an education/community problem. I have my ccw and I'm at university. I would never harm others unless to protect myself or my family. The problem is created by the parents and communities that these individuals were raised in. Until we as a society see that the whole gun debate is a false dilema we won't be able to find a solution for the root cause of these criminally insane people.

>>729626560
All the goons left Europe and moved to The States, just look at their president, a german goon running a country full of people that all claim to be from other countries. How the fuck can you be Irish if you were born in Boston?

>>729626839
>It is not a gun problem.
>it's a just a problem with guns
:^)

>>729626121
Lol. This isn't from America retard. 250 pounds? Fucking idiot

>>729626933
You do realize that there is more problems within our society than just guns, yes? Our education system is shit, the idea of family is being degraded every year, and we have to constantly be on the look out for terroist attacks. I just do not understand what this post creates. It is not even funny. You find that other people suffering is funny? Instead of shit posting why not discuss possible ways of fixing the problem?

>>729627569
who said it was america?

>>729626864

well, you do have first generation immigrants every now and then. plus mexico and central america are pretty near.

sides, how much of the original country's culture is retained varies from family to family, and from generation to generation. eventually their progeny would get assimilated into the american overculture, but for the time being their kids and grandkids have decent enough grounds to call themselves a "hybrid" of their parent's country and the country of their birth.

Are*

>>729627749
Newfag gtfo

Go to Reddit faggot

>>729622310
>implying you didn't fight us tooth and nail for this "shitty county" shit-tier b8 faggot

>>729627837
I've been here since 2009. Who the fuck are you?

>>729627749
>You do realize that there is more problems within our society than just guns, yes?
Of course, but the denial of the massive gun culture being responsible for frequent gun crime is one of them.

>>729627749
>You find that other people suffering is funny?
No, what I find funny (and sad) is how Amerilards constantly defend guns every Mass Shooting. No different from how SJWs defend Islam after every terrorist attack.

>>729627938
Me? I'm just visiting from 9gag. Chill dude

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>>729626133
They aren't as common as you think.
Everybody makes us out to be this dystopia filled with fat people and Mcdonalds
kinda makes me sads
mfw :(

>>729628160
Uhm, well, statistically speaking about half of you are overweight. I would call that common, wouldn't you?

>>729628290
I live in a really centralist part of of Florida so I don't see that kind of stuff as much. Depends on where you live, I guess.

>>729628290
Also a lot of those overweight people you mentioned are mostly crammed into certain places like Texas or northern Florida. So you don't see them in non-redneck places as much.

>>729627762
This is a thread about making fun of the disgusting fat fucks in America and that post was a response to someone talking about America's toilets. oops my bad for assuming he was trying to make fun of America.

>>729628499
>>729628399
Guy(s), I am aware of that. Less money and/or education = more fat. It's like that everywhere.

Poor, stupid people eat ready made garbage and fast food, they smoke and drink a lot. No physical activity of course.

My point still stands, US has a damn high percentage of this human garbage.

FUCK!

>>729628057
Where do you base your assumption that all amerilards defend guns after mass shootings? From MSM? Are you talking about when citizens state that "if someone was concealed carrying the incident could have been ended before more damage was caused."? Although I conceal carry I wouldn't recommend that every citizens deserves the right to bear arms. I agree with you, but when the right to bear arms becomes a privilege what should the requirements of individuals be? Should there be a biannual psychological test to see if certain individuals are still capable of being responsible with a firearm.
Of course this does not include criminals where they can very easily obtain guns from the cartels that are stationed in major metropolitan cities.>>729628057

Also yes most of our population is overweight. I am 6'1" and 250 lbs. However the statistics I don't believe(I may be wrong) include muscle weight. Mate I can rep 315 on bench and last Monday I hit a pr of 485. I'm not saying that muscle heads are the people creating these overweight statistics, but it should be considered.

>>729629036
485 on squat

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>>729629036
>Americans are so strong people say we're fat
>Americas FW

>>729628160
Don't worry anon, if you aren't fat you can feel better for disproving the stereotype. :)

Why is anyone even responding? This is silly. Its clear they're badly citing a site and history.
If you HAVE to respond, remember what goes in the option field.

>>729628664
I'm pretty sure the guy who replied was using a British example as a counterpoint.

>>729624731
9/11 was a recent turning point in the American political system. Given his context 9/11 IS important you moron.

>>729629226
context is for faggots

>>729624896
The American government helped fund and arm the British in that pathetic, defensive portion of the war. The American people couldn't give a rat's ass, we were happy at home.

Until Japan snuck in through the doggy door and took a shit on the kitchen floor.

>>729629594
I hear it was a good shit

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this is what i know about usa from my head ( i am german)

>>729628815
>Where do you base your assumption that all amerilards defend guns after mass shootings? From MSM?
From 4chan. All the /k/tards crawl out of the woodwork every time there's a thread about a shooting.

>>729622310
I guess you forgot the time when the dumbest American president in history bent your prime minister over and turned him into our personal ass monkey. Enthusiastically lying for us and following us into both Iraq and Afghanistan even though it meant nothing to your shitty toothed people.
Or are you just not old enough to remember when that happened?

>>729622310
Shouldn't you be down at the job centre plus checking in for your handouts m8?

>>729629843
>when the dumbest American president in history
>not old enough to remember when that happened?
Trump was only elected last year anon. :^)

>>729629969
You should lrn the difference between insanity and stupidity.

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>>729630194
insane

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>>729630194
stupid

I see it is just shit posting. The one fellow engaged in discussion, but if that is really all that this site is nowadays I guess I should just move on. But again you'll never leave.

>>729630481
Well I guess it has always been shitposting.

>>729622310
nice try bong

>>729630481
Nowadays? Where you been at the last decade?

>>729626288
Aussie or Canuck?

Whats funny is no one in america gives a shit or thinks twice about whats going on in your shitty country. You sound like the loser kids at school all coward together talking about shit about the "big bad jocks" that you hated that didnt even know you exist. Meanwhile they were getting all the girls while your number one hobby was popping your zits.

America > You. Get over it and stop being so concerned about us you penis envy faggots. I garauntee you that besides internet, and threads like this, nobody here gives two shits about whats going on in your miserable country or spends any time conversating or talking about you. Im sure you butthurt idiots concern yourself with America so much its like your pasttime. Fuck off and die, nobody would even notice your gone

>>729630668
NORWEGIAN

>>729630642
Life.. between the girlfriend, my accounting job, and going back for my masters I just haven't been on in awhile.

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>>729630670
kids at school all cowered* together

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>>729630481
>he came to /b/ not expecting shit posting

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>>729630802
Great country

>>729630947
Not bad, sounds like you got a life there buddy.

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>>729631124
Kill yourself. Like, actually do it for real.

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>>729625604
Now this is good marketing

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>>729631178
https://youtu.be/9w1wL2dZiX0

>>729622503
technically though, that war was won by the french

>>729631279
Where the black daddy at? That racist

>>729631178
This is just utter garbage and pure fiction.

What people like you (presumably) fail to understand is how ethnic and culture change OVER TIME.

I have much more in common with an educated Muslim compared to British white trash for instance.

The conflict is constructed by and between the uneducated masses of retarded ISIS sympathisers and the equally retarded Eurabia-fags.

>>729631185
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would I kill myself? At least my country isn't known for having one of the most successful mass shooter. Sounds like you're problem

>>729631472
Well, at least the Norwegians do it properly.

Clearly he was a sick fuck, but he planned and executed his mission well.

>>729631472
Sorry. I thought you were one of those edgelords who idolised him. My apologies.

>>729631279
>the vest that's holding the baby in the one with the couple is coloured black
Really makes you think.

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>>729631438
Not really there is only a 13% odds on that

>>729631747
It's just friendly banter. Honestly it's kind of sad we only hear about Norway when this kind of thing happen but the medias love this kind of story

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>>729622310
Funny how Brits loved US guns in WWI and WWII.

You're welcome.

>>729632504
You missed my point completely. I agree on all these things.

Point is, he executed his mission in an impressive way. He didn't get caught, even though he made a bomb, bought tons of guns etc.