>be me >driving >had some beer but not drunk >nightime

haha dickhead don't drink drive you fucking degenerate

>>729621207
It happens

>>729621490
>It happens
Only if retards ingest alcohol, then decide to drive a vehicle.

It isn't a natural phenomenon, like the weather which does just happen, it's a conscious, retarded act.

>nightime
>curvy road
>drunk driving
>looking at the radio
What could possibly go wrong?

>>729621602
Like i said. It happens. Sorry not everyone is dandy like you.
>>729621615
Literally seconds

>>729621490
Then it's your own fucking fault. Don't drive drunk without wanting to deal with the consequences you fuck. OP could have just put back his seat and took a half hour power nap before he decided to drive but instead he chose to risk it and lost.

Sucks to suck, faggot. Welcome to the real world, fuck face.

>>729621707
Jesus man. I am well aware im a fuck face. I was sort of asking for legal help.
I could of had the option to walk away from the car, i had no idea somebody called the police. It was a minor collision.

>>729620915
>Is this fair?
You took and chance and got fucked, that doesn't mean it's unfair. Your judgment is shit

>>729621859
Im asking about the involvementof the police. Not my actions.

Jesus christ. You guys need your coffee.

>>729621699
>Sorry not everyone is responsible like you
FTFY

If you're OP, you don't deserve to be granted the privilege of having a driving licence. If you're OP I hope they throw the book at you and take away your licence, as that would be one less irresponsible retard being a danger to the public.

What if it had been a pedestrian, rather than a real estate sign? Moron.

>>729621954
see
>>729621994
I agree with this anon 100%

>>729621994
NO SHIT ! I hope it was you. Goddamnit.

>>729621845
Here's some legal advice bro. Don't fucking drink and drive.

>>729621845
>It was a minor collision
It was a minor collision with a drunk at the wheel

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o man.

>>729622088
>I hope it was you
Wouldn't be me. I don't drink and drive

Unless Mr Irresponsible drunk-at-the-wheel is now wishing he'd killed an innocent bystander with an opinion? You're not temperamentally fit to be in charge of a child's bicycle, never mind a motorised vehicle.

>>729622208
Im saying that got hit you fucking moronic, useless twat. Hostile prick.

>>729622093
kek'd

>>729622208
I think the entitled shit was saying he wishes you were the pedestrian.

>>729622208
Idk man. We all have problems. Attention slips away. Shit fucking happens. I wasnt drunk, i failed the breath test because i consumed a beer of 8% half hour prior.

>>729620915
face the consequences for your fucking retarded behaviour and quit whining

>>729622304
>Hostile prick
I'm not the one spewing ad hominems. You're not drunk again, by any chance?

>m saying that got hit you
I assume by this semi-coherent (alcohol addled?) rant that you wish I had been hit?
In which case, the second sentence in this post applies
>>729622208

>>729622434
>I wasnt drunk,
>i failed the breath test
logical dissonance. You failed the breath test; ergo, you were drunk. Anything else is self-deception.

>>729622434
>Attention slips away. Shit fucking happens. I wasnt drunk
if a radio in a car is enough to distract you that heavily while "not even being drunk", please hand in your license

>>729622378
I gathered that, which is what the second sentence was meant to convey.

I dont get it you bastards. Some idiot on his phone warps his car around a pole but the fact that he wasnt digesting booze, its suddenly not as bad.
Stupid shit happens all the time. You faggots cant be a little helpful and be nice. It was an inhabitable road. I am well aware of my stupidity but my luck as well. Wtf so you people want me to do, write a essay? Im not entitled, and neither are any of you telling me im an idiot. IM WELL AWARE.

Is this thread turning out like you expected, OP?

>>729620915
>not drunk

Yes drunk.
Be very happy you didn't hit any in my family.

>>729622682
just fucking pay your fines and damages and shut up.

>>729622682
>Wtf so you people want me to do, write a essay?
No. Stop driving drunk, you retard.

Take your punishment like a man rather than a whiny, entitled child - a punishment I hope involves loss of licence

>>729621845
I mean what legal advice did you want? How to get out of facing the consequences of something you did to yourself? I can't be an extreme dickhead to you because I've actually driven on the freeway piss drunk multiple times but I was extremely lucky that nothing happened. Just take it like a champ. If anything it sounds like you just got a slap on the wrist.

>>729622720
Ok sir king.
>>729622712
I guess i worded it wrong. But id expect this from /pol/ not /b/ who wears their sister's panties and jacks off to furry cartoons.

>>729622682
>Some idiot on his phone warps his car around a pole but the fact that he wasnt digesting booze, its suddenly not as bad.
Disagree. I would ban anyone caught on a non-handsfree phone from driving for 5 years. It's as bad as your offence of drunk driving.

>>729622649
I know. I was just reassuring you that OP is indeed a cunt.

>>729622877
>not /b/ who wears their sister's panties and jacks off to furry cartoons
and hates drunk drivers, it would appear.

>>729622804
Youre right. Just want some other experiences of anons related to the matter to help me understand what i will be expecting. You guys fucking suck.

>>729622940
Thanks, and I agree.

He's doing a very good job of that himself.

>>729622877
Want real advice? Just have it on record that you passed the test at the station after the initial test it should probably lower the severity.

>>729622995
>You guys fucking suck.
Said the irresponsible drunk driver

>>729622874
Jesus fucking christ, thank you! All i'm asking. We're a big ole family of fuck ups, degenerates and retards. /b/ helps.

>>729622877
>>729622720

You try to make this 'not a big deal'. But it is!
We can only hope that you kill yourself next time, before killing anybody else.

>>729620915
Where in MD? Montgomery County?

>>729623106
Ha ha.

>>729623175
>We're a big ole family of fuck ups, degenerates and retards
Well I for one don't endanger other innocents by driving drunk, so you're in a minority there.

>>729623206
Yes officer

>>729623269
>but i use my cellphone

>>729623192
This. Next time if you're about to hit a tree or sign OP just floor it.

>>729623385
Nope - bluetooth handsfree only, and then briefly only having told the caller that I'm driving and there may be gaps if I have to concentrate.

This is in line with UK law, unlike driving over the limit.

Also, attempted deflection failed.

If the conversation is involved, I'll call back when pulled over.

>>729623338
Get out while you still can.

>>729623175
Tbh I'm not really on your side here OP. It should have been clear to you that you got off with a slap on the wrist. I definitely wouldn't have come to /b/ to whine and see how I could get out of paying $280 when shit could have gone way you worse for you. Anyway, I'm out of here.

>>729623594
OI ITS 9 OBONG

>>729623667
Kek
>>729623680
I appreciate the respectable response.

>>729623711
>OI ITS 9 OBONG
Because this negates opinions. Fuckwit.

I'm out. Hope you lose your licence for 5 years, OP. But I doubt justice will be that wise.

ok OP, you have to understand that drunken, "buzzed", or even "i only had one beer" has affected many people in this world. driving has always been a privilege, not a right, and even driving sober can be dangerous to everyone on the road. as far as "help" goes >>729623104
is about the best you have right now. I hope you've learned the very valuable lesson that could have been a lot worse and decide to not drive with any impairment, don't drink ever again, or don't drive ever again.

>>729624091
SEE YA M8.

>>729624098
Thank you, seriously
>>729623104
Overlooked this resposne, thank you.

You, mr drunk driver, should be ashamed, you should be very ashamed.

>>729624476
Yea, ill never post on /b/ again.

>>729620915
Do nothing and pay. Your fucking lucky I had to pay a 355$ red light ticket plus traffic school. Sounds like u got away cheap

>>729624882

Better off if you don't drink and drive again.
And even better if you don't come here just to look for symphaties for your drunk driving.

>>729625259
Was looking for connections not moral guidance

>>729625342

Fuck you, just Fuck You.

>>729625342
>Is this fair? I'm so stressed out guys, halp.
This thread looks pretty much like a plea for moral guidance from an entitled Millennial to me
>Wah, wah. I did stupid and consequences will never be the same. But you're my b/ros; sympathize that I just got extremely unlucky but that I'm an OK guy who just gets drunk at the wheel like everyone, am I rite?

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>>729620915
Pay up sucker, and quit drinking and driving. There's this new thing called Uber or Lyft that can take your irresponsible ass home next time. Sure, it might cost you $50 or so, but that's a little cheaper than you're looking at now ain't it?

Time to grow up son and be responsible. You could have killed other people or yourself.

Douche.

>>729625719
SORRY. IM TERRIBLE AT FINDING PROPER WORDS RIGHT NOW.
>drunk driving general
Better? You cheeky bastard. Let this thread 404 already

>>729625850
W-whoaaaaa lyft and uber

>>729625970
>Let this thread 404 already
Not if we can prolong OP's discomfort and hopefully teach him the multiple lessons he's so obviously in need of

You might as well have killed someone considering how much they're charging you. It couldn't be that much worse and least you would have gotten to enjoy murdering someone.

>>729626113
>after i jerk my dick to furries and traps and get my dose of gore and rekt threads lets teach a lesson on life

>>729626208
Im sure that would be different.

>>729626222
No - do it first, then the fap will be glorious with righteousness.

Besides, you'll be hogging the lube, lolis and dick rate threads

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>>729626359
You goddamn bastard, you!

>>729621602
>>729621707
>>MADD detected
Its like you lost a close friend or family member to drunk driving. Well we don't ban guns just because somebody shoots someone.
Fuck you cunts, drinking wile driving is fun. Driving on acid is even better though.

>>729626717
My nigga!
Guilty pleasure indeed.

>>729620915

You got what you deserved.
I just hope you drive and kill yourself next time, before you kill somebody else.
And you should be ashamed of yourself, by coming here and ask us to feel sorry for you.
I am too old for fighting, but in your case I would gladly make an exeption.

>>729626819
Bring it on, old man. Bring it on.
Read the thread sir.

>>729626819
>>729625259
>>729625850
Gd straight edge punks, how about you worry less about what i put in my body, and ill try to swerve around your children you let play in the street.

>>729626819
I dont think he killed anyone
Kek

>>729627031

Now i do hope that you'll drive and kill yourself!
You would do the world a huge favour.

>>729627390
>now he does

>>729620915
100% legal advice op, dont do it in the 1st place

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>>729620915

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECe1W-K1dlU

>>729627597
Thanks buddy

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>>729627031