New cell number. Linked to a chicks Facebook. it's been

>>729606423
I've been nicely asking her to unlink it to my number. I have grown impatient.

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>>729606423

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>>729606607

I need new ideas to post.

>>729606686
Kek, somebody saw the statuses and messaged you! What does it say?

>>729606919
that's my profile viewing hers.

it's an old phone with a new number. her profile is linked via text messages.

that's a pm from my friend to me.

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>>729606919
>>729606998

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This dude back where I worked at the, uh, Styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sort of put your face over the seat. It was pretty badass. I went in there, someone had used a Number Two, so I fish it out, load it up. Gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on, when I became an adult, I was thinkin', you know, "That's gross," but, man that bathroom was so awesome in high school.

>>729606423
I'm bored, why can't I have a pack of niggers to rape me all day? :'(
Dubs get

>>729607466
Holy shit

>>729607466
oh come on have more class than a 10 ur old atleast. don't ruin the style I've created. embarrassing shit. not blatantly fake racist shit.

she works with a company that I go to for medical. so i run into her next week. I wanna be able to be smug about it. not embarrassed lol

>>729607466
C'mon OP, we're waiting

DESU DESU DESU

>>729607771
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

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Why don't you go to Snapchat--y--me and leak all your snapchat friends

>>729607466
nothin better than a group of black men to bring up your spirits when your feeling down.

Acceptable compromise? lol

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Why don't you go to Snapchat--y--me and leak all your snapchat friends

I'm tired of all this fags and negroes, can't wait to send them all to camp.

>>729607921
the effort being put into these r disappointing

I don't see why guys keep making a big deal that I'm a post-op male to female. What was the point of the surgery if guys still don't want to sleep with me?

>>729607735
K then, what about: Not to be rude, but people need to learn some respect for other's beliefs: every time I talk about my fisting fetish everyone just stare at me being like "wtf", like I'm some sort of alien.
Dubs get (also OP, correct eventual syntax errors, it's morning for me)

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Bored of snapchat? > snapchat__y__me could help you tonight!

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>>729608144

>>729608192
get 23 and I will post

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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat--y--me will help you tonight!

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instead you should just Snapchat--y--me and leak all your snapchat friends

>>729608456
23 get. All about that 1% chance baby.

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instead you should just snapchat__y__me and leak all your snapchat friends

>>729608509
if ur gunna spam the thread. post full size pics

>>729608531
ya ur right. 22

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Bored of snapchat? > snapchat__y__me can help you today

>>729608509
fuck off you are a dick and a failure as human being

>>729608584
lmfao I'm high it's tired. dubs

>>729608192
Roll

>>729608584
22 get here I come

>>729608649
Alright, last try.

>>729608644
winrar poontang dinrar

Rip get

I am the 1%

>>729608644
>Not to be rude, but people need to learn some respect for other's beliefs: every time I talk about my fisting fetish everyone just stare at me being like "wtf", like I'm some sort of alien.

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>>729608840
u guys prolly want this not that lol

How many dicks do I need to suck before I can find a nice guy? smh - I'll just start blowing black guys.

>>729608931
Bless

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>>729609011

If you really don't care about this chick, post her Facebook you faggot.
G8 b8 m8 r8... 0

>>729606423
Any reaction from her friends commenting her other status updates?

"That old guy deserved to be shot in the head, damn blacks!"
welcome to the dubbadome

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>>729608931
REEEEEEEEEEEE!
MAKE THE STATUSES PUBLIC, YOU FAGGOT!
Also this: >>729609154

any replies to the posts from friends?

>>729609154
roll because 1 OFF

>>729609073
I don't and I do. I don't know her but she's annoying me. same time I'm a human being. I also found out her employer is xxxxxx which is a common provider in the area I just got setup with.

I'd like to be able to look her in the eyes of she ends up being a secretary or summin.

she's also done nothing to deserve the unrestricted potential of /b. nor do I need a fuckin hero tryin to reverse the playing field

Anyone have some good Hungarian hotdog porn??

>>729609116
it's 2 am here. sadly no

>>729609199
winrar

Some times I like to sit with my legs open in front of the mirror and put random things into my vagina to see if I can squeeze them out.

>>729609236
Tag some under the best post and wait, prolly someone will respond

And here I thought I would be able to fall asleep knowing OP wasn't a faggot.

I'm sexually attracted to underage girls.

>>729609281
Roll

>>729609199
Do it OP

>>729609281
Rolling

>>729609281
Come on ffs

>>729609281
Dubbbbs get

My vagina smells like rotten corn. And it feels like fresh Kellogg's Corn Flakes ™. My breasts are lactating down through vag to my festering corn hole. Anyone want to eat my self made bowl of cereal?

>>729609281
Cmon dubbs

>>729609281
Ffs

>>729609288
I don't have access to her fb. her fb is linked to my phone number for text alerts. I can only post statuses, reply in comments that I get an alert for, or like a comment.

so I can only post statuses and reply to those who say something. so far the best I got was this but the guy never responded >>729607070

>>729609204
Fucking pathetic OP.

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>>729609281
Dubs now

>>729606423
i was talking to a friend and we ended up arguing, I told her you don't have to shower everyday, because pussy sweat has natural enzymes that act like soap. so you're actually cleaner in the summer than in the winter. she started getting cocky and eventually stormed out. so I ask you, my friends of Facebook... what's the longest you've gone without a shower? for me, its been about 14 days since I've even gotten my hair wet. my longest time without bathing was the summer of 2013, (the entire summer) i didn't even buy soap until the snow started falling

>>729609281
,,,,,

>>729609281
Gg

>>729609325
we're all fags here. eventually u will figure that out

>>729609462
Roll

Some times I like to sit with my legs open in front of the mirror and put random things into my vagina to see if I can squeeze them out.

>>729609623
Some times I like to sit with my legs open in front of the mirror and put random things into my vagina to see if I can squeeze them out.

>>729609588
dude. just no lmfao I'm sorry... ok maybe I will

Some times I like to sit with my legs open in front of the mirror and put random things into my vagina to see if I can squeeze them out.


,

>>729609588
Winrar

>>729609699
Winrar

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>>729609588
ok props lmfao this was good

>>729609775
Hahaha yasssssss!!!!!

You have her phone number, and full name. Possibly email address.
Couldn't you do something better than this OP?

>>729609902
I just want her to unlink my new phone number from her Facebook. no need to do anything else. hopefully she'll learn a harmless lesson. when a guy asks you to stop spamming his phone for 3 days. do it

>>729610012
Buy a new sim card you daft fuck

Anyone got a male horse? They're the only thing that pleasures my loose vagina. Reply with your horse ;) and I'll give you a free handy or blowy when I meet you. P.S do you also have a dog?

>>729610124
I just bought this one u retard? why the fuck would I buy a new one? also if still have the same number dipshit. so it'd solve nothing. u buy a pointless fucking SIM card

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Tell him and I'll kill you, alright sweetie? ;)

>>729610419
Roll, post pic too

>>729610419
I tried pics already. no go. it texts me back saying that it's not able to do it

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>>729610486
Can you share things? Like pic related

>>729610634
probably if u gave a link. idk if fb will make the preview tho. I'm limited to text. it's the old school fb txt alerts for stupid shit tier phones.

>>729606423
I went in to the ladies bathroom on Easter morning and someone was taking a massive dump. The weird part is that it smelled kind of good. I knocked on the door and asked them where they ate recently and a few ladies giggled, which was odd. The girl in the stall told me to, "fuck off" and started crying. Kindergarteners are so moody.

>>729610888
Nice trips, and here's
https://nhentai.net/g/79280/
Do something with it, if the preview shows, kek

Any good Italian or Chineese food nearby? If you know what I mean ;)

(Or any seemingly normal question followed by "if you know what I mean")

>>729611746
Roll

Thanks for the fun night, John ;) talk to you soon <3 fill me up anytime

>>729610196
Well deal with her having the same number fuckstick. Fix it yourself and stop whinging

>>729612062
Roll

>>729612062
Final shot, dead thread unfortunately. It had potential

I really like watching the neighbours eat shit and stuff

>>729609281
Rolling

>>729610997
dis

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>>729612566

>>729612097
actually it's my number. and this is how I'm dealing with it. If she's alright with this happening. then I got nothing to complain about. go bark at another thread.

>>729613253
Has anyone ever replied to them before?

>>729613350
nope. they all play stupid. even a creepy truck driver "she" wanted to put in diapers after he complimented her selfie.

I hardboil eggs in my pussy.

im horny, anyone around

I just think its funny how the government is trying to leagalize marajuana, but i can get arrested for doing crack off of a mexican midget's butthole. This is why I voted for Trump.