LAXATIVE TIME BOMB 2.0 NO TUNA EDITION >I'm not OP but

No tuna edition kek

no fucking tuna i will report any tuna mothercuckers

Ima chargin another BASC Archiver.

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Tuna, its whats for dinner.

UPDATE: Roomate has found my Fleshlight and is fucking it furiously on my bed

>>729580676
kys

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I came here to let you white boys know how good I am for your gains

>>729580676
Fucking kek

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TUNA WAR IS OVER.

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muh mercry

>>729580676
You're not op

Op pls be here

>>729580887
n no no no nONOO OOOOO YOURE GONNA START IT AGAIN YOU NIGGLET FAGGER

>>729580676
IMPOSTER

>>729580974
ur not my reel dad

>>729580887
I said it before in the other thread.
Doesn't change the fact that consumption of to much tuna leads to health problems caused by mercury.

LAXATIVE TIME BOMB OP, are you here yet?

hey hey hey.....

guys...
tuna

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>>729581044

>>729581060
I wasn't your real dad either, but you insisted on calling me daddy..

Roommate has ejaculated into my jizz sock, smells like tuna, now I have freddie mercury poisoning

>>729581139
You do concede defeat though yes? No one has died of tuna overdose and no one ever will. So 'eat it sparingly' is fear mongering.

>>729581139
Doesn't change the fact that you're a gullible autistic tinfoil hatting retard.

>>729581250
Get out.

Hey, brah, I think I'm smelling, at least I think it is......sure enough, I smell MERCURY goddammit.

>>729581139
I will rape you your whole family any pets you have then slit my throat

is Biggie Cheese in here?

UPDATE: Laxatives were tuna based, roommate rushed to hospital with mercury poisoning, now I have all the tins to myself

>>729581219
Yes daddy please don't be mad

Enough with the freakin' tuna guys. Next thing is someone is recording this entire dicussion and tuna becomes a new "joke" for edy 12 year olds that think they're cool hating on furries and weebs.

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OP here just snuggling up to room mate waiting for the shit to start flying

>>729581503
Right here I walked into the room now what

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>>729581560
careful the tins might turn you gay!!

Nothing's happening yet. He's just doing some other shit right now. Praying, guys.

>>729581574
I'm already quite mad.

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>>729581560

Call the channel 117 news chopper in here... I want local news posts of this faggot roommates obituary

>>729581692
ARE YOU OP????

>>729581594
You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish

Does the actual OP have an update yet?

>>729581662
right, is that Brie in your pocket or are you Havarti to see me?

>>729581692
OP IS HERE HALLEUJAH...
Maybe. Actually give me some pics for proof

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>tfw tuna is closer to a woman than I've ever been
Should I take the tuna pill lads?
Is mercury a meme?

What's the difference between roast beef and Pea soup
you can roast beef but you can't pea soup

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>>729581139
Every time I read a tuna post, I hear it in these voices

>>729581773
You can tuna piano but you can't tune mercury poisoning

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>>729581117
Now waiting on Faggot OP to give us an update on his faggot-no-dick-roommate

>>729581746
Yes. Nothing yet, be patient.

>>729581692

what laxatives did you use...

most take quite a while. like 24h.

UPDATE: Roommate is not dolphin safe, choking his chicken of the sea

>>729582019
Looks like we're in for the long haul, then

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>enough mercury to kill a 1000 men

>>729581704
Do I have to be spanked daddy? I'm really sorry>>729581704
>>729581692

Old thread 404'd. KEK OP-wan you're my only hope.

>>729582089
Reported

>>729581802
Don't know, don't care. Make sure you choose your puns Caerphily.

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OP...

FOR FUCKS SAKE...

take a creep photo of that douchebag roommate of yours... give you fellow anons some hope!

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don't mind me or my wife lads, just putting this tuna back into the sea

>>729581341
>mercury is in fish
>mercury causes health problems
>but as long as the mercury isn't the cause of death, it's okay to eat as much as you want, you'll never get sick or have seizures or lose a kidney or have to need a liver.
It's still fucking poison. So if I stabbed you but you died from fear of being stabbed then I didn't murder you?
It's not "fear mongering" what am I trying to scare you from? Eating fish to much? Spending money on fish? Fishing? You also get radiation from flying, maybe you don't want to fly to much to avoid cancer. It's something to take into account of your life. And people HAVE gotten mercury poisoning from fish Jeremy Piven for example for eating sushi every fucking day of his life, he didn't die from it though since he got treatment.
>>729581359
Gullible how? Did the Jews trick me with subliminal advertising anon? The fda controlling us by making us fear the almighty tuna gods?

It's fish. It's not perfectly healthy. You wouldn't be shocked if the FDA said eating to many cookies made you at risk for obesity.

I'm doing the TUNA CHALLENGE right now, fish fuckers!

Dare to do a whole can!

>>729582155
What did I do daddy? I'm really sorry...

Damn you guys are fucking retarded

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Social anxiety tuna is fresh af

>>729582207
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

>be me
>hotBodyBuilder.asm
>eat roommate's food because he is beta faggot
>beta keeps buying food cuz muh gainz
>faggot roommate buys new drink
>says it's the new flavor for protein shake
>whatever.jpg
>drink that shit up cuz muh gainz
>hear a rumble and a tumble in my stomach
>oh shit run to the bathroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>729582067
>long haul
>not the longline
one job

>>729582257
i used to eat atleast a can of tuna a day.


>then i took an arrow to the knee

tuna is a fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I killed you haha gay

>>729582275
You're a goddamn faggot

>>729582355
Go to sleep, you should be sober when you wake up.

>>729582333
Trips don't lie...I'll talk fish with you, homie.

>>729581692
What the fuck?? That's not OP. He didn't type like that

Is op kill?
>Too much tuna

No wonder none of you guys leave your house, tuna scares you

>>729582333
nice maymay

I guess you could say, this guy's..... fishing for compliments

>>729582452
I'm sorry daddy please forgive me

>>729582207
I could die from eating chicken if I ate enough of it.
No one is going to eat enough tuna to get health problems from it so your argument is pointless. If I ate enough poppy seed buns id die of cyanide poisoning.

>>729582176
I see what you did there, you're very sharp. That was a Gouda pun indeed.

>>729582461
Do you not recognize one of the oldest copypastas?

Gettin schooled on tuna

>>729582501
Too soon, bro.

>>729580887
Death by heavy metals. Lol there are people having lead bullets in their body and not dying. You don't get how heavy metals work or? They block enzymes. Means it weakens your body but won't kill primary

>>729582019
Can't remember right now, sorry man :(

OP is a confirmed FAGGOT. no update creepshot or timestamp/his tits or dick. RIP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkKb9OvXXvk

>>729582713
Having huge chunks of lead in you is different to micrograms of mercury over years and years idiot. Stop clutching at straws and post tuna memes like all the cool kids are.

>>729582608
Thanks. Now lemme sit down and live my life forever Provolone.


I'm literally just grabbing these off the internet. I'm not grate at puns.
That too was taken...


Abandon thread

>>729582880
yeah I am feta up with OP's bullshit!

I got heavy metal poinsonin once had to stop listnin to SLAYER

OP the fug are you doin

>>729583101
let the magic work an op will deliver

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OP NEVER EXISTED, WAS JUST PART OF PLATFORM FOR TUNA DEBATE.

>>729582870
Heavy metals can't nearly get out of body. Only candida mushroom detoxes a little bit. If you eat micrograms over years you will have grams in body after centuries

>>729582596
But people HAVE gotten mercury sickness of of fish, tuna being the primary one. That's why the concern was brought to the FDA and why they recommend limiting your consumption to allow your body to get rid of it rather than build up.
The thing about mercury is it is a fat soluble metal. It gets absorbed very easily but it exits your body slowly. It builds up over time, people have gotten sick consumption of fish, is the largest reason for mercury related sicknesses. It's not an epidemic by any means, just something to aknowledge.

OP IS A TUNA

fuck you all, tuna can KILL

http://i.imgur.com/n3PjOb7.gif

OP was never a real person, was Charlie The Tuna tricking us into not eating his family

>Real OP
Some idiot pretending to be OP, fuck you.
I can hear him burp lol

>>729582870
>>729583319
You both are agreeing but are being agrees I've to each other because you can't communicate properly.

Tuna will kill ya but a Swordfish will hack ya

>>729583319
>after centuries.

>>729583323
Only people who fish for wild tuna on islands like you said, they eat far larger quantities every day than you get in a fucking can. Even then thats a lifetime of only eating tuna. The argument is moot in the western world.

>>729581961
You're no Freddie Mercury, but you could carry a tuna in a bucket. Relax, Ativan can help.

If I hear anything about tuna tomorrow morning I'm going to kill a dog

>>729583502
The tuna is trying to type.

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Did op get lost in between threads?

This tuna talk is off the scales

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daddy's plus cummies
u/BeFlatXIII
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as cummies, is in fact, daddy's/cummies, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, daddy's plus cummies. Cummies is not an dick unto itself, but rather another free ©component ®of a fully functioning daddy's dick made useful by the daddy's nutsack , tip utilities and vital dick components comprising a full dick as defined by DADDY.

Many daddy's princesses fuck a modified version of the daddy's dick every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of ↪events, the version of daddy's which is widely used today is often called “cummies”, and many of its hoes are not aware that it is basically the daddy's dick, developed by the daddy's project.

There really is a cummies, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Cummies is from the nutsack: the program in the dick that allocates the dick’s resources to the other princesses that you fuck. The nutsack is an essential part of a dick, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete dick. cummies is normally used in combination with the daddy's dick: the whole dick is basically daddy's with cummies added, or daddy's/cummies. All the so-called “cummies” ejaculations are really ejaculations of daddy's/cummies.

>>729583644
OP went home guys

>>729583502
>can't communicate properly.

>>729583319
Decades, not centuries anon.
>>729583545
What's the difference between an islander and someone in the western world if they eat the same amount of tuna? They'd still get the same amount of mercury.

>>729583545
But the specific gravity of the parts per million is inverse to the method of fishing or overfishing via net or hook and rod, it isn't different for agrarian societies but then again, the waters offshore are figuratively in for a sea change

>>729583717
The one thing I fucked up was spelling aggressive, my phone did that. communicate is spelled right.

>>729583841
Not if they cohabitate with weather buoys

>>729583961
>gravity
>parts per million
D R O P P E D
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>>729583502
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'm not arguing with google translate and mercury foil hat anymore. They are so far from their original points its ridiculous.

Where in the FUCK is OP??

Any updates OP?

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POOSINEN

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yall mind if i hit this yeet

>>729584667
Maybe he's being interrogated by the police...

>>729584667
room mate found the laxative packets while he was spitting cookies into the bin and is force feeding OP tuna.


r.i.p OP

>>729584505
>Point is mercury in fish can cause health complications
>Give scientific facts to back it up
>"lol you tinfoil hat, you don't know what I know, I'm so smart I'll just leave cause lol I'm right all the time"

Kbye

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OP HERE ROOMIE IS SHITTIN A BRIK

>>729584837
or hes got split personality disorder and hes his own room mate. Would make loads of sense.

>>729584999
NIGGER WE NEED TIMESTAMPS FAGGOT.

>>729584999
I'm not sure which is more of a waste, you or thst get

>>729585163
Are you retarded?

>>729585299
Yes

>>729585379
oh

>lardburgers sitting on computer for hours a day while being fed corn syrup intravenously
>muh tuna mercury poisoning

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>>729584994
*mercury foil hat

>>729585494
Now son(fish) I need you to (macker)calm down.

>>729585005
Yeah, shit loads of sense

>>729585507
I thought you were going anon.

Fuck you op I'm going to bed

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