Where does /b/ buy their fake magic cards? I want to get into

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>>729572222
also quads

James Gent, the "I think I'm being Scammed" kid was the scammer.

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>>729572222
>paying for worthless cards
Nope.

They aren't even that fucking expensive, poorfag.

I will find James Gent, and I will cut his fucking face off.
For Shawn.

>>729573180
For a good deck, yes. Why the hell would I want to throw down $1200 for carboard?

>>729573571
>Why the hell would I want to throw down $1200 for carboard?
Because you can sell actual cards for more later. (without ripping someone off).

>>729573571
$1200?
Faggot Modern player.
£1200 for one Alpha dual land, bitch.

>>729573672
OR I could buy fake cards, play with them and then set them all on fire when I'm done for 10 times cheaper

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>>729573741
>It's cheaper to burn money than to invest and make money

>>729573672
Implying that deck stays in rotation or is good for vintage / some other format

If you get a $1200 deck it wouldnt even be fun to play so no one will bother, it probably isn't even clever or strategic, and it probably isn't tournament legal.

>>729573880
Please tell us all about investing. You play the stock market clearly, because you just buy now and sell for more later.

>>729573741
Are you just trying to beat someone you know?

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If you don't want to pay the big $ then go play it on Xbox

>>729573928
2k+ deck are pretty common in standard

>>729573880
>Invest in a game that changes meta constantly
>Invest in cards that can be reprinted

Motherfucker if I wanted to invest I would buy fucking silver or gold not paper that I can only sell at half value.

Fucking hell one flood and your nest egg withers away you fucking nerd

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>>729573969
>Please tell us all about investing. You play the stock market clearly, because you just buy now and sell for more later.
It's simple really. Figure out which cards are good and buy them.

>>729574115
An alpha PSA 10 black lotus is worth 150k+.

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>>729574115
>Invest in cards that can be reprinted
They don't reprint shit on the reserve list.

just search mtg fakes on ebay. most people cant even tell the difference between chinese knock offs and the real thing anymore and the likelihood of someone at your LGS being able to tell is infinitely low

>>729574115
>reprinted

Which makes originals all the more valuable, they remade hot wheels 100x over and the originals have all skyrocketed in price.

>>729574283
>Implying you bought the most expensive card a decade ago
>Implying it was never touched or seen by mortal eyes
>Implying I would make more money putting it in the bank and earning 0.000008% risk free because some kid got mustard on it or the humidity changed and it warped through my 5x card protectors

>>729574345
wizards will eventually. its only a matter of time before they realize the only way magic will continue to make money is to reprint old cards and essentially "sellout". investors are digging their own graves

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>buy them all goym they'll be worth millions later

>>729574550
See>>729574415

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>>729574550
I also hear Christ is coming back soon and the end is nigh.

>>729574103
not now when fetches and baby jace were around yeah but today standard 200 to 400 max

>>729574379
Everyone at my LGS can. Can't wait until OP spends $100 on a fake Modern deck and a $10 entry fee just to get laughed out of a shitty store. Even nerds will think you're a loser.

>>729574550
not like they can do much with selling out, might as well milk these nerds while they can

>>729572222
print in photo-paper (glossy),
high value.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Jon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded casuals who spend every second of their day making terrible decks. You are everything bad in magic. Honestly, have any of you ever been to a Pro Tour? I mean, I guess it’s fun making your own shit decks, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Elspeth.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was world champion, and have several pro tours under my belt. What accomplishments do you have, other than “I once won a game of EDH”? I also have my own card, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>729572222
Wait people but fake magic cards on purpose?
What a loser

>>729572222
go to /tg/ and wait for a chinaman thread.

>>729574919
If they look the same as any other magic cards in a card protector who is going to call me out?

"UH I'D LIKE TO SEE ALL OF YOUR CARDS UNDER A BLACKLIGHT AND TORN IN HALF THEY DON'T LOOK LEGIT TO ME FROM 3 FEET AWAY IN THOSE CARD SLEEVES"

>>729575110
sasha gray 6/9
*tap*
hummm... interesting

Just play MtG on Cockatrice, and convince all of your friends to do the same.

>>729575378
What a scrub. You don't think people who have been playing the game for over 10 years can't tell the difference between a Chinese proxy goyf and a real one? Just because you can't doesn't mean others can't.

>>729575757
Cockatrice from FF XII (?)

>>729575757
or X-Mage

>>729576011
Or a decent paying job.

>>729575927
>Cockatrice from FF XII (?)
Nigga, you dumb.

My set of doubling seasons disapproves of this thread.

Aliexpress is where you get them my man

>>729576164
Not him, but I have a good paying job and I would NEVER spend thousands and thousands on magic cards.

I used to play as a kid and wouldn't mind getting into the game aspect, but FUCK paying as much as you need to get gud.

>>729575927
No the program. It's a TCG simulator. Make a deck in any of the online deck makers, save pictures, play online with friends for free. IIRC there is a program that automates the process, but it's been a half a decade since I played MtG.

>>729572222
you fool
the magic is in your mind
spend the money if you want to indulge
in your gey hobby

>and yes, they will know

>>729574854
yea 2k for standard is obscenely expensive, i mean i was playing PTs back with tezeret and then miricle, both decks were only hovering around 600-800. and i mean.... white weenies are what.... 50 bucks? hahaha, not to menton very viable.

>>729573571
>For a good deck, yes. Why the hell would I want to throw down $1200 for carboard?
Some people like competitive play... just sayin.

>>729576164
I can have a decent paying job and not waste it on paper, faggot