>Buff guy roommate always eats my shit out of the fridge >Claims

>>729568900
youre going to fkn kill him lmao

>>729568900
You shouldn't be rooming with the fucker, only reason he does it is because he thinks he won't get his ass whipped.
Sock him in his puss while he shits his guts out.

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>>729568900
Monitoring

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>>729568900
Nice dubs

Give video of shitsplosion

be prepared if he shoots off into space with all those laxatives

i call bullshit, he woulda tasted 40 tabs of it

>>729569330
who would want a shit-covered hand tho

>>729569625
He did. Fucker thought it was some protein chunks because I bought the new "40 mg of protein" Muscle milk crap. Cost five bucks but this is gonna be fuckin worth it.

40 tabs of laxatives?
KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE
or if it dies, please keep us posted

>>729569971
This

>>729569971
Planning on it, box said six hours for effect.

>Update: He's eating a shit load of fiber packed bean snacks I bought, I'm fine with this, more fuel for the fire.

>>729570328
six hours for laxatives to take effect? or they last 6 hours? if its the first one were in it for the longhaul

>>729570493
Six hours for maximum effect, on a normal dose of 2 tabs, I have a feeling this will be a bit out of the prescribed norm.

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Monitoring

Bumpo friendo

>>729570493
If it doesn't kill him first

It's all gonna start with a shart

You're going to go to prison for poisoning him

>>729569936
"Muscle Milk Crap" is exactly right...

>>729568900
You're a true hero anon. Post video when the time comes plz

If he dies this thread is going to be used as evidence lol

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>>729570328
>more fuel for the fire

>>729571581
>>729571815

Either OP or his roommate is a dead man, lol

B u m p

Toasting in possible epic bread.

>>729571047
>Update: He's feeling stomach rumbles, decided to lay down.

>He's been "eating" a bunch of cookies.
Whenever he eats something that isn't healthy or for his "gains" (Mostly my food, he only buys protein bars and tuna)He chews it, then spits it out in the sink.

rest in peice muscle man
op, how big is the bastard?

>>729572171
That's one messed up sink you probably have.

>>729572171
>He chews it, then spits it out in the sink

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
That is next-level autism right there.

>>729572317
True, true.

>>729572171
>tuna
Bitch likes his mercury then.

>>729568900
Bump

>>729572286
Yep, he doesn't clean for shit either.

>>729568900
LUL

Rolling for bumps

>>729572256
230, 5' 10", goes to the gym and shit daily. Have a feeling he's gonna be about 20 pounds lighter by morning

>>729572624
Seriously? That's freaking disgusting, I'd bet he will shrug off the excrement and feces coming out of his rear and pass it off as something else to put in the sink.

you just killed your roomie, fucking admire you dude. good luck cleaning tho

>>729572670
bumping for rolls

>>729572589
>better stop eating tuna because it contains mercury
>better stop drinking water because it contains fluoride
>better stop breathing air because it contains toxins

wew lad

Watch this and shut the fuck up
https://vimeo.com/210862415

Pics of the sink or bait

>>729572882
If he survives, he's cleaning it. His shit and his penis pump are the two things I refuse to clean up when he leaves them around.

>>729572842
>230 lbs
>5' 10"

Sounds more like a tub of lard than muscle

>>729568900
Have you pointed out that his actions are illegal and you will report him to the authorities?

>>729572589
did you just learn that factoid or something? Youd have to eat 100s of tins a day to get anywhere close to mercury poisoning.

>>729572842
>5' 10"
manlets
you've done a good deed OP, you've strengthened the gene pool.

>>729573042
What the fuck did I just watch

>>729572171
How the hell did you end up living with this guy?

>>729573109
>penis pump
>230 lbs

Tiny dicked lardass confirmed

>>729573157
One hundreds? Your laziness makes no sense

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>>729573061
The sink, washed most of it down, still a bit of shit. He also spits in the trash, pics incoming.

>>729573362
Well given the amount of weird people and the likelihood that you're going to have a roomate sometime in life, I think it'd be quite common.

>>729573465
found the fucking spastic

you should get some syrup of ipecac and make him drink that shit too. then he'll have it coming out from both ends.

when i went into the army i tried ipecac to drop weight before basic.

i couldnt even drink water without puking it back up. shit was sooo cash.

>>729573536
Personally, I've only ever lived with friends - ie, people that I know before I choose to share a fucking apartment with them lol.

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>>729573500
That's a nice looking sink.

>>729573500
Dang, you werent' kidding.

>>729573632
same, everyone always says dont live with your friends, but ive never understood why. Who wants to live with strangers.

>>729573592
how the hell is he gonna make his roomate drink ipecac? the taste alone would make him spit it out

>>729573500
>bathroom sink

Fuck's sake dude, I thought you meant the damn kitchen sink

This gets better and fucking better lmao

>>729573747
refer to
>>729569936

He's dumb enough to just chug it

>>729573747
mix it into something first retard.

do i gotta draw a fucking instruction manual in fucking crayon for you fucking basement dwelling morons?

>>729573845
This dude was probably a "jock" in highschool, if that term is even used nowadays.

>>729573926
As long as it has subtitles hurr durr

>>729572842
>tfw 140 and 5'9

I spent most of my early 20s working out / doing cross country and I manage to be neither ripped nor skinny

>>729573845
ah didnt see that post.
>>729573926
>just mix ipecac with something lol he wont notice the taste

>>729573926
you've definitely never tasted/smelled ipecac.

>>729573592
lol his roommate will die of dehydration

>>729573998
>The trash he spit in, with his favorite bottle

in all seriousness op be careful with too many laxatives you can actually kill someone with a bunch of ipecac for example. i get the dudes a dickhead but he's clearly retarded and would be the guy that won't go to the ER after he starts shitting blood then people are gonna start asking questions

>>729573998
holy shit, I didnt realize you meant he spits the cookies in the trash, thats fukkin nasty

>>729574202
I thought I saw shit in there. And what is a "favourite bottle"? This guy has class.

>>729574132
i was the guy who suggested it.

i have, in fact, tasted it. its gross.

im sure it can be mixed with something to mask the taste.

>>729574192
that will look like natty causes, then op can get a new roommate.

update OP?

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waiting...

>>729574365
The trash is an update

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>>729572171
well then if he likely eats only your shit just feed him laxatives constantly and give him eternal diarrhea.
reduce his daily dose tho - it still will be enough

There's no way up put 40 unless ye was trying to kill the dude. Even 10 would be excessive. I call bullshit

>>729574240
He wouldn't suspect me. We went to a new restaurant today and I already embedded the idea that something was wrong with the food from the start (It was pretty shit tier) If anything, he will probably try to sue the place.

I WANT TO SEE THE NIGGA SHITTING BLOOD

>>729574564
If he fucking lives

>>729574292
The bottle of "Super muscle milk" he chugged for "Gains", under a pile of spit out food.

Video when he gets to the bathroom pls.

It'll be funny when this backfires on the OP - his roommate is going to get really hungry after shitting all night and eat all the OPs food.

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>>729574842
Which OP has hopefully laced with laxatives.

It's really the only way

>>729572989
Mercury isn't benifical in any way. It's just straight poison, and your body doesn't get rid of it, it builds up over time.
>>729573157
You know the content of mercury in tuna is growing due to pollution, and that the FDA recommend's that pregnant women and young children not eat tuna due to the levels in them.
Shits tasty, but should be eaten sparingly.

>>729574842
I think the hilarity of the backfire will be slightly lost on him as he ejects his lower intestine.

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>>729574842

>>729574563
40 tabs in a box, I put the whole box in to see what'd happen. So far he's complaining about his stomach and eating even more shit. From the sounds in his gut, payload will be delivered soon. He took a shower to try and calm it, but no water can calm the fires that will be erupting from his anus.

If dubs the guy lives and we won't be seeing OP in the news.

>>729574962
The FDA recommends pregnant women not eat Indian food, its been proven you would not be able to comfortably eat enough tinned tuna a day to get mercury poisoning.

>>729575131
you better go check the shower for shit stains

>>729575131
It's going down.....


literally

>>729575131

op make sure you take a pic of him shitting his ass out when he gets on the toliet

>>729574962
Don't worry, there's no mercury in your tinfoil hat.

>OR IS THERE

>>729575131
Pic of guy pls i wanna see how beefy he is lool

>>729568900
>ITT: things OP wished he had done, and a bunch of faggots waiting for nothing to happen

>>729575247
youd die of sodium overdose first.

>>729575159
If dubs you kill yourself

>>729575338
SILENCE! Let us hope!

Wouldn't like 40 tabs of lax kill someone? whatever, this should be a fun thread.

>>729574930
Nah, all the laxitives went into him already, doubt he will be able to crawl to the fridge.

>I'm gonna throw grapes at him when he's hungry

>>729575338
I've been on /b/ long enough to know, but I still want to beleive

>>729575444
trips of truth

>>729569936
>40mg of protein
>40mg
>mg

DYEL, faggot?

>>729568900
Kek well done OP

>>729575444
Trips of hope

>>729575444
The trips have spoken! Hiroshima will take place within OP's toilet this day

>>729575586
OP is wrong, should be in grams. but who cares. my body requires 70g of protein per day

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>>729575734
>>729575444

>>729575247
MSG in indian AND Chinese food can cause complications with pregnancy. So yeah it's a fair assessment to recommend them not to eat it. I'm not saying you're going to drop dead from the shit, but long term mercury exposure weakens the body, makes you more vulnerable to cancer and kidney faliure, and in serious cases cause brain damage.
It's not healthy to subject yourself to that EVERY day, which from what OP said, it's the only thing he actually eats besides protein.
>>729575295
>Mercury is in fish
>Mercury causes health problems
LOL CONSPIRACY, DON'T DRINK THE WATER

Be rational, not retarded.

zyzz didn't die for this

>>729572171
What the fuck is wrong with this faggot? He's wasting food, ffs.

Did the guy shit his intestines out yet? I gotta go to work

>>729576079
>it would take probably hundreds of cans of tuna in a short period to have any negative effect on you from mercury
>you would die of sodium overdose way before

>be rational not retarded

Neck yourself

If this thread dies, will post results in a later thread. If roommate dies, will have a dubs decides with the body.

>And yes this is real

Been lurking over an hour, give us something OP

>>729576336
Ditto man we're waiting

>>729576079
MSG causes literally no problems it was all part of some BS study with no evidence. Ask any real chef or food expert. MSD is just seasoning to mimic the glutamic acid flavor from seaweed, AKA Umami

>>729576079
Its a conspiracy that people should eat tuna sparingly, which you literally said. Stop acting like we're crazy the FDA sets guidelines like this because people are fucking stupid. Tinned tuna has NEVER given anyone mercury poisoning.

Why the fuck is tuna the topic of conversation?

Fake thread, just idiots arguing about MSG and mercury paranoid superstitions

>>729568900
So you're a pussy who can't stand up for themself, got it.

>>729576527
Because we're waiting you impatient negro

>>729576161
Yeah, he does this daily. It'd almost be a waste of laxative, but the webm that ensues will be gold.

quads

>>729574359
good point. very good point

>>729576575
Just one idiot spreading misinformation about the humble tuna. He probably shops at whole foods.

So who saw Moonlight?

>>729576406
MSG is just bad because it causes micro addiction, the flavour lasts just long enough to register but dissapears before you feel satisfied making you want more.

>>729576311
Why are you trying so hard? You're arguing about dumb irrelevant shit that nobody cares about. Just stop.

>>729568900
Op pls tell me you're gonna record the screams

>>729576796
not gonna watch it, looks gay af
have you?

>>729576796
LOL trying to lure out the gay niggers? That retard babbling about MSG is probably one

>>729568900
Why do you keep your shit in the fridge?

>>729576870
Nobody cares about you either mate. At least hes not wasting comments like you.

>>729576889
It literally is gay as fuck, but it's an interesting character study. A bit of a slow movie tho, don't expect fast paced anything to happen

>>729576926
>>729576870
>>729576575
Idiot samefag

>>729576311
>state a thing
>my word is law
>neck yourself

K
>>729576426
>never gotten mercury poisoning from tinned tuna
Fish consumption is the leading cause of low level mercury poisoning around the world. Especially in around places where fish is the main source of meat like oceanic islands.
>>729576406
Did the FDA repeal or is currently investigating these claims?

>>729573042
rickrolled...

>>729577112
You were the "Um, actually" kid in high school, weren't you?

>>729577112
>oceanic islands
whats the difference between an oceanic island
and an island?

>>729576887
Of course, what else would I do? Play Mozart amidst his cries for an end to the suffering?
>Maybe

Since OP is being a faggot, lets play a game!
What's the porn ad at the bottom of your screen?
"Endless Possibilities, Thousands of the sexiest webcams and chats"

>>729577112
Leaving out the word tinned there arent you mate, to fit your shitty conspiracy agenda.

>>729577296
Definitely do that please we need it

>>729577303
>The Game

>>729575489
I dunno, I had to get a colonoscopy. Had to take a TON of laxatives

>>729577303
Watch my gf with all the clothed chicks and the one underage nude chick getting fingerbanged.

>>729576946
Most has to be refrigerated, and what doesn't is locked up but he will snag the keys when I'm asleep and bust in for a protein bar.

>>729577303
You forgot the "Cams.Com (The Wildest Live Webcams) Join for Free!"

>>729577303
Watch my gf at the bottom for me

>>729577303
"Watch my gf" ad

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>>729577276
This is an island you fucking retard

>>729577303
Want a huge cock? Two capsules bla bla pics of a nigger bla bla

>>729577303
Would You FUCK an Older Woman?

>>729577276
Lakes have islands too.

>>729577303
"FIND OUT HOW PORNSTARS ENGLARGE THEIR COCK
READ MORE"

i think the ads are a 4chan meme, like they cant be real ads, theres too much bait quality. its 4chan playing a joke, and all 4channers know this.

>>729577276
He means from the continent of Oceania you fucking troll
Neck yourself

>>729577303

"Better Graphics, Round Asses, Soft Breasts, Kind Ladies, Crazy Sex Game for PC, Free demo!"

>>729573723
I have never heard anyone ever say that you should never live with your friends. That's dumb as shit.

>>729577303
i have adblock

>>729577303
Dick slapping GIF

>>729577526
Kek

>>729577526
isnt that a kitchen island

>>729577458
post pics of the nig nog or bullshit

>>729577303
I have Adblock kek

>>729577600
Excuse me daddy what does neck mean?

>>729577696
DRINK YOURSELF

My first day of middle school is tomorrow, I gotta get some rest, hurry OP :(

>>729577696
>daddy
What are you, gay?

>>729577276
You can have islands in lakes.
>>729577327
Fish consumption doesn't exclude tinned tuna.
It includes it and nontinned fish.
This isn't some conspiracy drummed up by people that don't know what things mean like Dihydrogen monoxide.
Pollution causes mercury, mecury is absorbed by plants which are eaten by fish which don't get rid of them easily, it builds up as the food chain goes up.

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NEW GAME
>Roll Trips, you have to take five laxative pills if you have them available
>If you don't have laxative, eat a raw chicken breast
>post results

>>729577618
>>729577662

disable it for 4chan, the ads here don't pop up and annoy you. plus it gives the site revenue, and it doesn't bother anyone. do the right thing. for any other site, turn it on because theyre pop up ads and i fucking HATE pop u ads.

>>729577112
>Fish consumption is the leading cause of low level mercury poisoning around the world. Especially in around places where fish is the main source of meat like oceanic islands.


Fuck off how is that anything to do with people buying tinned tuna at the shops. KYS

I'm on the shitter and I'm almost done, did the guy die yet or what?

>>729577762
Reported.

>>729577762
>First day of middle school

Actually, I had a good middle school, but that's not the point here.

>>729577771
The point was, the amount of tuna people would have to eat from a tin is close to impossible. NO ONE has ever died in the western world from mercury poisoning from eating tinned tuna. Admit you were wrong faggot.

>>729577763
I'm sorry daddy I will be if you want me to be

>>729577806
Who wouldn't have laxatives, but instead have a raw chicken on standby?

>>729577806
Op, rolling as we wait

>>729577276
I guess one is a subset of the other

>>729577806
If I don't have laxatives, why the fuck would I have a chicken breast available?

>>729577948
Get out

>>729577955
Raw meat of any kind would work.

>>729577815
ok mate

>>729577995
What the fuck is taking you so long?

>>729577821
Tinned tuna doesn't come from the sky anon.
If people catch tuna that have mercury in them, that doesn't make them not have it when theyre in the tin.

>>729577806
Dont have neither kek

>>729578025
Like I said, he means from the continent of Oceania. Look it the fuck up if you're a retard who doesn't know his geography.

>>729577948
KILL YOU'RE SELF

>>729578046
But I don't want to daddy please let me stay

>>729578085
It's probably going to be a little longer, retard.

>>729577815
Good idea, thanks anon

Isn't a lot of tuna nowadays grown in enclosed areas specifically for food? Would those also have mercury levels akin to wild tuna?

>>729577570
I do not see any ads but yeah that seems like fake add,or someone retarded enought to buy such ads on this retarded syte for retarded people .
retard retard rrerereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


:^(

>>729577850
Yes, there is a legitimate elementary schooler on 4chan at 11:30 at night. Drown yourself

>>729578159
I didn't mean to make you mad daddy don't hit me

>>729578163
I've disowned you. Actually, I don't even know you anon. Get out I'm calling the cops for tresspassing.

>>729577955
I've had far more raw chicken in my house than I've had laxatives. In fact, I've never bought laxitives in my entire life. What kind of shit diet does one have to eat to need laxitives all the time?

>>729578095
You are so fucking dense. That was never the point. You cant physically eat enough tuna from a tin to get mercury poisoning, so you telling people to 'eat it sparingly' is fucking bullshit and misinformation.

UR a fag for not having the balls to call him out on it.

>>729578256
Noooo please I'll do whatever you want daddy please just let me stay

Op plz hurry i have a serious quiz on the letters of the alphabet in the morning and i dont wanna fall asleep in home room again

>>729578352
Who cares this is funnier.

>>729577777

>>729578377
Out. Now.

OP youre going to have to have a new thread as this one is reaching limit, link us in

>>729578310
Any more info on that? Everything I've seen says you shouldn't eat more than 2 tins of tuna a week because of mercury.

>>729578435
Yes please

>>729577458
>snag the keys

Where do you hide them, on the kitchen table?

>>729578431
But daddyyyyyyy

>>729577303
Dirty tinder

>>729578085
I do not control his anus, he's been dicking around on a phone. As I've said, I'll post results when they come. They will be forever saved on my phone as well.

>>729577940
WI'll you die from mercury poisoning?
No, no you won't.
If that's all you wanted to hear you can stop reading there.

The consumption of tuna every day will eventually lead to bodily complications due to the fact that mercury is a fat soluble toxin that we can not get rid of easily. Such as kidney or liver faliure, which if not treated WILL kill you.

>>729577303
None because adblock faggots.

On another note im running BASC On this thread Incase op is NOT A faggot tonight

Bitches love my big 12" dick

>>729578551
Op new thread now and link us

>>729578462
Stop eating tin.

>>729578227
Tuna is one of the harder fish to grow.
Wild caughtt is still the most cost efficent

>>729578435
Wonder what all the space was taken up with
>tuna
>tuna
>tuna
>tuna
>tuna
>tuna

>>729578578
the consumption of impossible amounts of tuna.
Idiot, also wild tuna is completely different to farmed tuna.

>>729577303
Fuckswipe

>>729578706
I have a hydroponic tuna farm for that exact reason.

>>729578462
>Everything I've seen

Holy fuck you are stupid.

>>729578435
You've got it, I'll post results when they come. He's still spitting cookies in a cup for now, disgusting.

>>729578729
fuck we're all gunna get mercury poisoning

>>729578632
Bitches? I thought bestiality was illegal.

>>729578623
Don't get your hopes up.

>>729578902
Jews are behind this

>>729578869
>Implying that all these Jew controlled media sources aren't in line with the conspiracies and that Anon does his own research and studies
Neck yourself.

>>729568900
7/10
you should have hidden all the TP as well

Hey, OP! How is your roommate doing right now?

Joke's on all of you, I don't even like tuna

>>729577850
Chill out. He never said he was the same age as the other people in his class.

>>729578773
Impossible amounts?
Two tins a day every day will lead to toxic levels within 10 years.
As for grown tuna, those are far more expensive than wild caught. You don't buy a tin of tuna and get those. You get wild caught.

>>729578729
i fucking know right, they should go make their own fucking thread
in fact here you go tuna retards
>>>729578991

>>729578659
>>729578869
Hahaha fags, fuck off. The only arguments I've seen that said you can eat more than 2 cans of tuna a week were literally published by companies that sold cans of tuna. If you've got more info, then show me.

>>729578256
is this United Airlines

>>729578918
Well in Canada it isn't if there is no penetration...


What is wrong with my country.

anyone else just notice OP had Dubs?

>>729578888
I kinda want to see pics of that... and if you could link soon to a new thread...

>>729579064
Please show your source for that? Also THATS an insane amount of tuna.

>>729579056
Could be a held back nigger

>>729577303
"Dirty tinder"

*girl being wildly fucked as tittys bounce uncontrolably*

Click here

>>729579097
Yes it is would you like to be forcibly dragged out too?

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Jew here

can confirm tuna were engineered in Israel to kill of white gym bros

Is tuna gonna be the next meme the normies shit on?

This thread would have died ages ago without tuna.

>>729579064
Strike that, not twice a day, twice a week.
>>729579182
FDA recommended consumption of tuna.
6oz a week, average tin is 5oz

>>729579277
yeah can we role-play though?

I have a 1tb harddisk ready for this thread. come on OP You FAGGOT. start live streaming it.

>>729578888
Fuckin Check'd and witnessed

>>729570682

https://youtu.be/Shk8HawnCTs?t=49

>>729579398
>>729579374
>>729579182
>>729579091
please check out
>>729579081

>>729572171
>chews and spits food
>implying most of the gains killing isn't simple carbs that are absorbed quickly

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>729579146

Here ya go

You shouldn't eat tuna anyway because the tins are made of mercury and can cause toxic levels of container in 10 years

>>729579499
Fuckin' double check'd and archived.

>>729579599
mercury

>>729568900
Someone screencap this shit when it goes nuclear. I want to see this.

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>>729579449
I have a 1 pound tuna ready white boy

eat white man good for muscle and make big and strong

>>729579660
Already archiving will post on opencumload.

>>729572842
>5'10"
no wonder hes so conscious of his gains he has little man syndrome

>>729579583
>An hour and a half and we get spit in a cup
I hope you die in a freak workplace accident OP, I'm going to sleep

>>729579555
Nice trips faggot but make an argument or fuck off.

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BIG TUNA OWNS THIS THREAD. THEY ARE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THATS TURNING THE FROGS GAY.

Ok guys, got tired of waiting
G'night to you all

>>729579583
Your roommate is fucking weird

>>729572171
holy shit this guy eats your food in front of you then spits it in the sink hahaha
i bet he makes your beta ass clean the sink too hahahah

>>729572842

Any adult can put on muscle.
No adult can grow Past Manlet.

This thread smells
Fishy

>>729579802
It's actually true that there are chemicals in the water that are turning the frickin frogs (and the fish) gay. The only question is how much it affects humans.

http://www.xefree.com/xenoestrogens-in-tap-water/

>>729579988
fuck off

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check these preemptive nuclear dubs

>>729573109
>manlet
>penis pump
>likely a "power-lifter"(fat guy code for fat)
i'm glad you're killing his intestines

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>tfw everyday is leg day for frogs
>dem calves

>>729579558
He's obsessed with protein for whatever fucking reason, ate almost all the lunch meat in the fridge, no bread, just almost a pound of Turkey meat then passed out on my bed. I'm going to be posting from his, keeping an eye on him.

New thread? Or can you tuna/mercury fags take this somewhere else?

>>729580046
preemptive that means that I'll get the dubs later but check them now

I ate mercury and got tin poinsonsings so I shit out a tunas

>>729579952
>what is reading comprehension

>>729580072
They taste fuckin good too

>>729579741
Get the fuck out of here /fit/ no one invited you faggots.

>>729579739
>opencumload

reddit?

>>729580145
did it come out of your tunass?

>>729580072
... i kind of want to fuck those

My roommate eats up all my protein and drinks all my protein and has sex with my wife the thread

>>729580228
Ten out of fucking ten i lol'd.

OP make a new thread you greasy haired cross eyed mongoloid nigger

>>729580086
He's currently passed out on your bed and about to explode??

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New thread ow pee!

>>729580086
>passed out on my bed

Jesus christ OP

this dude gets more and more autistic with every one of your posts

you guys owe this thread still existing to us and our tuna debate. You were just saying what porn banners were on the screen. Like literal goldfish.

sue the fucker

>>729576079
>anons have repeatedly asserted that you would die of a sodium overdose before any adverse effects
>but muh health problems
you literally cannot eat enough tuna to die of mercury pioisoning

NEW THREAD SINCE OP WASNT MAKING ONE
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
>>729580409

>>729580393
this stripchat banner is fucking gold

>>729577303
i have adblock on

>>729580506
Aye, nice job

>>729579435
Ok.
*Biggie Cheese walks in*
Hey guys I'm Biggie Cheese

>>729580506
And the use of having a thread OP probably won't post in is?

>>729577696
hang

>>729580696
We can continue with our enthralling discussion of mercury in tuna.

>>729580443
Sodium isn't fat soluble anon.

>>729580072
Those are some nice frog butts.

Y'know you read shit basically making fun of lesser animals for getting their instincts triggered too readily. Like a momma turkey willing to care for a creature that looks like a mountain lion (one of her predators) but that makes baby turkey noises. But then, us humans are willing to fuck anything that looks like it has decent tits or ass.

>>729580789
WRONG, I made a no tuna edition. Fuck outta here with that seafood

>>729580647
Chuck E. Cheese? is that Brie in your pocket or are you Havarti to see me

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Still waiting on OP's faggot roommate to deliver epic shitstorm...

>>729580718
Thank you daddy

OP PLEASE GO TO
>>729580409

>>729581117
nice get lolololololol

>>729581333
Nice get lololololol

Op never deliveres, tuna does tho