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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your Easter weekend? >Advice,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your Easter weekend?

>Advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>For tarot, put ">tarot" in your post
>Tarot readings will be awarded to TRIPS
>Trips can be donated to others
>Leave a name of any kind and get an omikuji / fortune cookie even if you don't roll.
>Advice is free, to give and receive.
>I love you all very much!
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DICKS OUT FOR THIS THREAD
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>>729561690
very literally fam
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howdy there
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Hi Reimu!

Havent been able to come online in a bit, how's everything going? Also, I cant seem to access the chat :(
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>>729561836
exactly
dicks out for these threads until eternity
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>>729561541
If you insist.
>>729561836
Does that mean you'll take out your futa cock?
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>>729562060
Maybe...

>>729561925
Hello!

>>729561940
Everything's going great aside from a few setbacks here and there. You talking about aneki?
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>>729562376
ah what kind of setbacks? yes, did something happen?
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>>729562376
Ahh, Reimu! theres already a 2B thread.... what am I supposed to do now?!

~Sky
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I'm here because I'm bored.
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I am now in two places at once, Al here.
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>>729562610
I think the guest shield has been activated for now. It should go down tomorrowish. Sorry about the inconvenience!
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>>729560999
>729560999
>>729560999
them trips
how reeeeeee are you right now reimu ?
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ah... hey, ma'am. you doing alright?
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LOADING - BOOTING SYSTEM...

Commencing System Check
Memory Unit: Green
Initializing Tactics Log
Loading Geographic Data
Vitals: Green
Remaining MP: 100%
Black Box Temperature: Normal
Black Box Internal Pressure: Normal
Activating IFF
Activating FCS
Initiating Pod Connection
Launching DBU Setup
Activating Intertia Control System
Activating Environmental Sensors
Equipment Authentication: Complete
Equipment Status: Green
All Systems Green
Combat Preparations Complete_


Good evening, everyone.
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>>729560999

I broke my arm. Should I quit smoking weed?

I am Ross and want to fuck my 14 year old cousin.
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>>729563080
does 2B use RAM?
how much ram you got
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Here to give some advice to anon if needed.
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I guess we're here now?
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I want a cookie
But not a fortune one
...a chocolate chip one..
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>>729562977
whew, that's a relief :) did your anime stream go successfully or has it not happened yet?
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Nyaa~
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>>729563080
i have to be honest
been holding it for few threads
but that shit , is super cringe
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>>729563080
I heard something about a discord. Since when have we had a discord?

>>729563164
WAT?
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>>729563225
Hmm. Excellent question, anon. Let me look at the specs sheet *shuffles papers around her desk*

512...MB? That can't be right.
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Might as well ask again

How was everyone's easter weekend?

-Sweet Roll
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>>729563322
if I had one, I'd give one <3
>>729563388
reeeeEEEEEEEE
get that mustang out of here. worst fender.
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>>729563080
And then 2B was here!
>>729563164
These are pretty random things. What do any of these things have to do with each other? Did you stumble off of a trampoline while high and trying to fuck your underaged cousin...?
>>729563388
A-ah? Nyaaa
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>>729563494
hory sheet you need to download more ram bb
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>>729563503
I spent mine sleeping in; i worked nights for the past week and it wrecked my health
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>>729563164
All of my wut? Theres a few things going on in that request that don't seem to match up....

>>729563404
We all secretly love it though...

>>729563494
that's definitely not right... that's not nearly enough for all you do around here!

~Sky
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>>729563516
Get out of this thread, uggo!
>>729563594
Nyaa~
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>>729563404
*shrugs* I'm an edgy, white-haired katana-wielding android. What do you want from me?

>>729563419
There was an old one. It was shut down. Now, we have a new one managed by Jill. If you ask a regular nicely, I'm sure they'll point you in the right direction.

>>729563594
You found me. By the way, did you get the schedule? What do you think?
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>>729563404
i agree, its really cringy
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it was... okay. let's just leave it at that. what about yours?
>>729563740
we're just gonna need to agree to disagree, I guess.
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>>729563164
I take it you already went to the doctor, follow their instructions about the arm, quit weed, replace it with something cheaper like chewing gum and don't fuck your cousin.... atleast not yet...
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>>729563370
>>729562610

It went well for a few days, but unfortunately some stuff came up over the weekend. We had to postpone the rest of Space Dandy for a day or two!

>>729563388
Mio, is that you?
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>>729563763
to not be cringy ya goof
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>>729563838
>>729563503
ah... this was directed towards you.
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>>729563838
Can we sleep in bed together?
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>>729563080
As i told you in the previous thread, Roll20 for playing and Parsyy as our GM, we're already at a nice point for what regards the party, we have you, Louise, Flan, Alcy and me so far.

>>729563264
You shouldn't rely on my memory, only a fool would do that, i'm very irresponsible...what were you expecting from someone of my age?
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>>729563790
Bimbo
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>>729560999
ok
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>>729563790
>>729563404
You actively participate in circlejerks, which is pathetic as well, mind you.
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>>729563503
I ate food. Was good. 0/0
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>>729564031
Fuckin nerd
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i got shot in the face by an egg shaped nigger
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>>729563624
>>729563682
Apologies. There was a coffee stain on the spec sheet that made the ink run. 512 ZB

>>729563790
Good to know.

>>729563908
It's intrinsic to who I am, I'm sorry. Remove my cringe and I'd cease to be 2B.
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>>729563891
Can't wait for it to start up again.... for the little amount of time I was there I was really enjoying space dandy and now I can stay longer... and get paid less!

>>729564006
I'd be interested if I wasn't DM'ing one campaign, running in another and my work schedule allowed for more fun...

~Sky
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>>729563763
you know how to push my buttons
i can always feed you to the weebs
>robot waifu
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>>729562661
Hey Sweet Roll! Easter weekend was fine, just chilled. How about you?

>>729560999
Hey Reimu, what's up? How was the Dungeon stream? I couldnt make it :(

>>729562424
Nice, I love taco's. Mexican food in genreal really.

>>729562518
That's good to hear. I feel a little better being here too, just you talking to me helps a ton <3

>>729562689
Jesus, that sounds like a hassle. I'd have lemon bleach if that were me :v

>>729562913
Long day? Just relax, okay :)
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>>729564105
Fuckin' jailbait
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>>729560999
>tarot roll
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>>729563740
wow, rood
>>729563763
I did! Of course it needs some tweaking like you said but... I love it. It's very oriented toward being productive and shows a lot of effort from you for little old me. So I appreciate it.
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>>729563891
that's good to hear! hope everything's sorted out now. I'll try to join the next one :)
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>>729564109
in Cleveland?

>>729564139
Delete system 32 and you'll be able to do whatever you want ;)
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>>729564006
What I was expecting doesn't matter! I just wanted to rely on you a bit.. but I won't if that's not okay
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>>729564155
I'll take that lemon bleach, and maybe a cherry one , if it's available
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>>729563080
2B is that you?
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>>729563948
you're just gonna get disappointed, hon.
>>729564139
please never stop being 2B.
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>>729564072
well better to be in circlejerk
then jerking it by yourself
have fun
alone
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>>729564006
You'll have to guide me through the process then. I've never done anything like this before. Also, when are you all hosting this game?

>>729564154
It seems they are already feasting. I'm someone's "cinnamon roll", remember?
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>>729564006
>Louise
>Flan
>Alice
>All /waifu/posters
They need to pick a circle jerk tbh
I wanted to get away from the waifufaggotry
Seems the only good circle jerk is /kpg/
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>>729564006
Hey, I never volunteered for this, no way.
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>>729564288
There is nothing disappointing with having a drinking contest where we passout and wake up with a shitty hangover the next morning!
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Potentially dangerous android detected in the vicinity.
Starting countermeasures...

Locating AI programs...Complete
AI found : 33
Commencing startup with first available AI
Demosthenes - Unavailable
Socrates - Unavailable
Thucydides - Unavailable
Alcibiades - Available
Reconstructing System from Archive
DATE FOUND - 404 BC

Reconstruction Successful
Startup Complete

Alcibiades is here and ready to remove any threats.
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>>729564155
It was a pretty enjoyable show. I like Hestia's style. I'll probably run it again sometime just for the people who couldn't make it.

>>729564145
Oh, that's great! I'll be sure to let you know when we're back on!
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>>729564139
512 zb.. best girl
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>>729564006
>Raises hand.
I can't be GM since work is going to interfere with me.
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>>729563915

It was alright, spent it with family, sort of

Saturday morning sucked, got woken up early after a pretty late night to do some chores for about an hour or two

Had two big turkey dinners

Also my stepsister who lives in regina came over to visit

-Sweet Roll
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Basically transitioned to this one?

Well, I'm here still
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>>729564109
F
>>729564155
I am relaxing though.
>>729564356
Did you saw my discord id?
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>>729564211
It was no problem, really. But you must promise me that we'll talk about it soon. Originally I had wanted to use a 15 minute timestep, rather than half an hour, but...that would have been overzealous of me.

>>729564241
Someone installed Linux on my OS chip a few weeks ago while I out for sensor recalibration. Cruel prank to play on an android.

>>729564284
Yes, admiral. How may I be of assistance? *salutes*

>>729564288
As long as you promise not to ever stop being Jill. Deal?
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>>729564473
super cringy
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>>729564473
Al, my sides..... I need those for work tonight damn you!

>>729564479
Plz do, I don't really watch anime unless I have someone to watch it with (YGOTAS not withstanding, I binged that shit).

~Sky
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>>729564536
You're not Alice, flan, or Louise.
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>>729564592
I got bored, plus, I wanted to give a shoutout to some other Greek dudes I know.

-Al
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>>729564734
what bastards, did they at least delete system 32?
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>>729564356
disarmed
you win again

>>729564473
this made me kek
but im abit of history nerd
but the last person who will need
any defence gone be 2B
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>>729564456
I don't get hangovers, honestly.
>>729564676
ah... that sounds like it was a good time, if not busy.
>>729564734
we have a deal <3
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>>729564145
Whoops, nevermind then, i kinda replied to you in the other thread, but this can be seen as a reply to what i replied to you, still, you should join! The Discord, that is.

>>729564356
Oh it's super easy, don't worry, i can help you making the character sheet and all the rest ^.^ plus you seem as someone that would have fun fidgeting with numbers.

>>729564417
B-but why not?

>>729564280
It's totally ok to do that dear, just know that you'll get really disappointed if you do...
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>>729562369
Hey Louise, how are you this evening?

>>729563790
Hey Qeutz, how's it goin'?

>>729564280
Real talk, I was surprised to see in the supermarket that there were all these different scented bleaches I've never seen before.

They had shit like lavander bleach and shit, I was like wtf. So used to seeing just lemon :v

>>729564479
Good to hear! I'm looking forward to it :)

>>729564672
What's your favorite mexican dish? My favorite is this burrito stuffed with chicken, chorizo, rice and refried beans, toped with a white cheese sauce and pico de gallo.

It's ammmmaaazing.

>>729564709
W-well, relax harder >.< Can never be to relaxed!
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>>729563388
Nya~
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>>729564984
Then we can drink together and sleep together!
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>>729564734
I don't know if I could handle a 15 minute timestep! But yes, I planned to talk to you soon about it, of course.
>>729564881
What? Damn, no one ever told me I wasn't me!
>>729564890
Neeeeerd
>>729565046
I'm doing just fine...! You?
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>>729564876
I have some time on my hands right now, so I thought, why not? And now I see the error of my ways. I promise to never harm your sides again.

>>729564973
As long as there are a few keks out of it, I'm happy.

>>729565046
Honestly, I just like chips and salsa the most.
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>>729564473
*claps*

My security detail has arrived. My adversaries are in for it now.

By the way, what's the status on your two troublemakers? Have you managed to reach some kind of resolution?

>>729564485
An even better model will come by to replace me in short order. Please, don't be too impressed. They may have over 512 YB.

>>729564704
I'm glad you found it. My thread was a waiting room if anything. Protocol from now on will dictate that if an Alice, Vert, or Reimu thread coincides with my thread, that thread should be given priority.
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>>729564734
None, we were successful in retrieving the secret plans on Scarif and we're about jump into hyperspa-
TRANSMISSION ERROR
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>>729565037
I don't think I'll be disappointed in you. Whether you succeed in reminding me or not doesn't matter, just so long as we get to keep talking!
>>729565046
They have scented bleach? I didn't know this was a thing. I thought it was always just... bleach scented
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>>729564536
>>729565177

Oh oops
My bad. Thought that post meant a different Louise lmao.
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>>729563080

Hold on, let me fix your system...

UPDATE SYSTEM?

[Y/N]

(Y)

<PLEASE ENTER CREDENTIALS>

***************

<ACCESS GRANTED>

Welcome, Administrator.

LOADING - SYSTEM UPDATE...

Memory Unit: Upgraded To Double Green
Tactics Log: Cross-referenced To Sun Tzu's Art Of War
Geographic Data: Thrown In The Trash
Vitals: Now Considered Non-vital
MP: Increased To 200%
Black Box Temperature: Set To 4,000,000,000 Degrees
Black Box Internal Pressure: Set To 3250345734045380 Pascals
IFF: I Fucking Forgot
FCS: Flying Combat Spiders
Pod Connection: Disconnected
DBU Setup: Sold On The Black Market
Inertia Control System: Out Of Control
Environmental Sensors: Ripped Up Into Confetti
Equipment Authentification: Set To 'Anything You Can Buy At Home Depot'
Equipment Status: Shitty
All Systems Improved
Combat Preparations Will Make Your Day Exciting

Prepare for Hell, everyone.
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>>729565451
kek
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>>729565396
scented bleach still smells like bleach.
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>>729565596
Why is it scented if all you smell is bleach?
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>>729560999
Yo Reimu!! Nice Tripps!
>>729562060
Hi Doctor!
>>729562369
Heya Bunny!!
>>729563064
How do, Jill!!
>>729563080
2b!!! Good to see you!>>729563260
Halloo Nep!

Mantis
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>>729565177
Well, alright. I concede, I'm a nerd. You got me.

>>729565261
Oh, its taken care of.
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>>729565399
The hell other Louise is there!? Is there another Louise in this community...!?
>>729565451
Okay now that's just unoriginal.
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>>729565046
eh scented bleaches..... from my standpoint that's a liability O.o

>>729565037
I'll look into it.. who do I ask for the discord?

>>729565451
This is starting to get good.....

~Sky
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>>729560999
>tarot
i want to die
>>
First 2 replies can donate one reading to whoever they want, including themselves.
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>>729564709
I did. I'll add you after threads.

>>729564941
I did. 500% increase in speed. So much in fact that I cannot see a thing. Is this normal, anon?

>>729564973
*smiles softly* Still though, thank you for looking out for my image. I'll have you know, though. I didn't come up with that introduction. It's the loading screen from the game.

I just thought it would be cute.

>>729564984
*extends her hand* Shake on it then!

>>729565037
Sounds good then. I leave myself in your care then.

>>729565177
*rubs the back of her head* I didn't want to scare you away before the real planning even started.
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>>729565696
>Hi Doctor!
Oh, yeah, that's a real nice fuckin' meme you got there. The Russians put you up to that one, too, eh?
>>729565721
Your mom is unoriginal
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>>729565696
Yo, mantis.
>>729565719
haHA! I knew it I simply kept calling you a nerd, you'd realize what a nerd you are...! A winning strategy!
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>>729565847
I'll be ready to donate this to someone.

-Al
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>>729565847
Donate mine to hitler
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>>729565451
are we having new meme here ?
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>>729563503
It was lovely, thank you for asking.

Mantis
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>>729565847
Read me like a book
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>>729565655
because it smells like shit, they wanted to make it smell less like shit.
>>729565696
hey, train lord <3
>>729565721
they post as... a witch? I don't remember what they're from.
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>>729565037
How do you get on the discord, if you don't mind me asking.
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>>729565855
6O was too pure for their world...

~Sky
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>>729565855
As is good, speaking of computer shit, what's the best cpu cooler on the market, it's a FX-8320.

>>729566064
Suck 4000 dicks.
>>
Found out today that my job decided to just override my hours of availability so they can put me on 2pm to 11pm shift. Now if can't convince them to give me my original availability i'm going to have to quit my WoW raid team and let down what essentially are my only friends. Feelsbad. We'd just got to mythic guldan and are possibly on track for close to top 100 US.
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>>729565855
T-that's not even the real planning... Oh boy~! <3
>>729565863
No, she's pretty original. I don't know any other mother as fucked up as she is.
>>729566021
Aaah, Zero No Tsukaima! I see, I see...
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>>729564473
Hey

Mantis
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>>729566140
I'm good at sucking. Bring it on!!
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>>729565177
I was very stressed earlier, but being here helped a bit. Thanks :)

>>729565200
Lol, that's good too! I'll mess me up some tortilla chips, no salsa though.

>>729565396
I know, right? I know this is kinda dumb but I didn't know either. Bleach is bleach.

>>729565808
Yeah, just imagine, god forbid, "Mommy lemme drink this dank lemonade!" riperoni in pepperoni.
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>>729565855
Alright, I'll just lurk for a while, not feeling too well.
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>>729565855
MESSAGE BEING TRANSMITTED.
TRANSMITTION COMPLETE.
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>>729565298
*tilts her head* I hope to hear from them soon. I do hope those plans remain secure from the Empire for the time being.

>>729565451
Oh. My. God. I need a moment, I can't decide if I'm weak from laughter or if it's an effect from your homebrew. One moment please.

>>729565696
Mantis *nods* Ready for another glorious day of work?

>>729565719
I might need to recommend your services to the admiral. Something tells me they might need you.
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>>729565808
Um, pretty much anyone? Though you should mainly ask Louise or 2B.

>>729565396
No no no, you don't get it, stop talkinng with you is not an option, even when you'll be tired of me and want me out of your life i'll keep talking to you tirelessly, you'll delete Discord? Fine, i'll project my shadow into your life to stalk you, you'll start hearing my voice, seeing my silouette around your home, and then...! I shall inhabit your body.
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>>729566162
I used to play WoW... that's some feels right there. Have you already explained what happened to your guild?

~Sky
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>>729566162
At least you have a job that pays
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>>729566373
Wrong image, whoops
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Tarot

Yokie
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>>729566021
Very strange. I can't say that I knew this existed. Learn something every day, I guess
>>729566406
I suppose it could be worse. At least you're an enjoyable person to talk to c:
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>>729565863
No. The Canadians.
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>>729566518
The rebels did it, the absolute madmen!
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>>729565910
ok is my try

LOADING - DANK SYSTEM...

Commencing System Check
Memory Unit: Definitely Green
Initializing Tactical Memes
Loading Pepe Data
Vitals: Even More Green
Remaining Kek: 100%
Black Box Temperature: REEEEEEEEE
Black Box Internal Pressure: REEEEEEEEE
Activating BUK(back up keks)
Activating ReP(Red Pills)
Launching Meme Setup
Activating KeK System
Activating Environmental Triggered Sensors
Meme Authentication: Complete
Pepe Status: Green
All Systems Super Green
Combat Preparations Complete_Praise KeK
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>>729565877
Not as good as Scipio Africanus' tactics at the Battle of Ilipa

>>729566260
Hey Mantis, how are you?

>>729566366
Yeah, its rather plane, but its good.

>>729565847
>>729566529
Give my tarot donation to this person please.

-Al
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>>729566369
Yeah, sounds like someone needs a system update.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12770619
http://www.strawpoll.me/12770619
http://www.strawpoll.me/12770619
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>>729566162
I... man, that really sucks. I'm sorry. I never got big into raiding, but I know what it feels like to leave a community behind. the best I can suggest if finding another place to fit in.
>>729566200
that's the one, yeah.
>>729566638
it's the same as regular bleach, trust me. nothing worth spending money on.
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>>729566128
Luckily, someone managed to upload her data into one of our very own members. A certain "hoppy" type lifeform.

>>729566140
Watercooling is superior, but it makes me nervous with expensive parts. So, I opted for the Dark Rock Pro 3 by be quiet!

>>729566373
Play it.
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>>729566412
i'm waiting to see if i can work things out before I drop the hammer. Currently playing what might be my last raid, trying not to destroy my keyboard out of frustration.
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>>729566704
ty ty
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>>729560999
I didn't get shot in the face so not bad
>>
SEND LEWDS
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>>729566701
8/10, no mention of autism, suicide, or completely unwarranted racism/sexism/ect
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>>729566366
What were you stressed about?
>>729566704
... Y-yeah!... Umm.. Yeah.
>>729566741
I must be a pretty big weeb, I've never even watched that show.
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>>729565696
Hey Mantis, how've you been?

>>729566366
Hey bud, no problem? Got any other favorites?

>>729566369
I hope you feel better Nep :)
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>>729566805
They did it! The death star plans are in our hands now!
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>>729566395
OMG, you used my picture *dies*

>>729566741
I don't think I've said hello to you yet in thread
yet tonight, so Hello Jill!

>>729566366
I'm worried about kids huffing it... (btw leviathan is one my fav characters..)

>>729566406
Eh? Okay I'll set up discord tonight and ask then....and then try to figure out how the hell to use it...

~Sky
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>>729560999
Can i have a general reading please?
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>>729566701
I'm pretty sure this is how logic viruses are created.
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>>729566995
Forgot to mention tarot

Also, reroll
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>>729566953
Tactics and Strategy is one of my areas of expertise, so I think I've won here.

>>729567035
Wait, I thought I made logic viruses.
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>>729566992
hey bud <3 you well?
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>>729566953
Hey, do you know how to get on the discord, if you don't mind me asking.
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>>729566638
You won't be able to talk with me anymore once i'll switch my nest into your chest, rhyme~

>>729566741
They should make a new kind of bleach with something like strawberry taste to it, now that would be useful, ha! You can't apply that rule here.
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>>729567123
>>729566995
Reroll
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>>729560999
Yay tarot. I couldn't get trips the other day. I'm starting a new job soon, moving and want a girl friend too. What's tarot got to say about that?

Trips get.
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>>729566395
That I am, 2b. No rain in the forecast is a good thing.
>>729566162
The one constant throughout my working life has been change. This too shall pass. >>729566704
I'm good, man.

Mantis
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>>729567177
>>729560999
I deed it.

Can I get a reading in love, please?
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>>729566805
OPENING STARDUST.jpg
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>>729566366
Just some family drama, sometimes it's good, most of the time it's a bit flakey. I try my best to deal with it.

>>729566992
O-oh, I guess I went a little far then h-huh? Also, excellent taste, I'll post another one for ya ;)
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>>729567177
you talk to Jill.
>>729567189
sounds good to me. if you ever find it, pour me a glass as well.
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Reimu, why don't you do a tarot on yourself?
Maybe you could ask a specific question, something you really want to know...
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>>729567213
Dammit, trips get

General tarot reading pls
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>>729566898
Can a general reading be a thing? I dont have any questions. If not, I will donate to >>729567227
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>>729566976
The magnificent bastards! I'll let my superiors know. Well done, admiral. May their sacrifices not be in vain.

>>729566992
Is that okay with you? I really liked it; the fact that you went out of your way to draw for me is really sweet.

>>729567144
People are beginning to get into the logic virus market, it appears. Your monopoly might be over...

>>729567278
Have a good shift *smiles softly* What is it that you do again, Mantis?
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>>729567189
But I still want to talk to you... Don't infest me ;-;
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>>729567353
Reroll
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>>729567333
family drama, I miss it
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>>729567350
Although, I think I know what question you'll ask. It's one of these three...
>what kind of underwear does X wear?
>do people really think my feet are that cute, or are they being nice?
>how can I bring death to all the heretics?
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>>729566953
I'm a dip, I replyed to myself.

Just some family drama, sometimes it's good, most of the time it's a bit flakey. I try my best to deal with it.
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>>729567278
That's good. Anything particularly good or just good in general?

>>729567409
This is awful, who's going to be 2Bing 2B if I'm to be not the only one?
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what I miss?
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>>729560999
Nice trips, I need some advice. I have a crush on a trap (MtF) and I know if I ask her out my family is disown me. What do I do..?
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>>729567353
Rereroll
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>>729566957
Hi.
Had a nice restful and peaceful weekend.
How u?

Mantis
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>>729567312
Wait, this is...
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>>729567474
Why do you miss it, anon?
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>>729566805
Yeah I rather avoid liquid cooling. Is there cheaper options like between $40 to 100?
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>>729567498
And this is Al, it seems phi is getting to me.
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>>729567353
Last roll cause fuck this

TRIPS GET BY THE ALMIGHTY ALLAH
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well trying to come up with funny stuff
i lost track of the thread is game over for me
and my captcha is going crazy any way
id just move my self to discord
cya all especially you 2B
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>>729567566
better than feeling disconnected I guess. Im thousands of miles away now and can only call for a few minutes every night
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>>729567174
I am, we lost 1/4 of the hospital beds today, temporarily.... we'll see how this works out.

>>729566869
I remember real life always being a leading factor in my old guild.. There was a general understanding that life was first.... I hope your guild can see that as well.... good friends will stick by you either way. I'm still friends with people I met in WoW even though I don't play anymore.

>>729567333
Yay another.... at thicc one at that...

>>729567409
No, no I don't mind at all! In fact if anyone saved anything I posted, including my therapy notes they are more than welcome to post them.

>>729567516
Tricky,... do you know that for a fact, or are you sure you're not catastrophizing?

~Sky
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>>729567393
General is fine, I just wanted to make sure.

The Dragon says...

>The Fool
New and startling opportunities arrive that are completely out of the usual way you live your life. You make sudden decisions that are unexpected by those close to you.

>Ace of Swords
You are in the process of making decisions that will affect your life for some time. A new period or cycle of much activity is imminent. Beware of activity without thought.

>Ace of Wands
New beginnings are now possible. This is a good time to start a new cycle of life. Fresh ideas come to you from unexpected sources. An adventure is on the horizon.

There's a lot of powerful energy here, and it's all stemming from you doing the unexpected and taking a new and adventurous path. Enjoy this exciting time in your life!
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>>729567393
Hey thanks. Really. That's very nice anon. Damn I rolled about a hundred times the other day!
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>>729560999
>tarot
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>>729567409
I am a Railroad Conductor.

>>729567498
Good in general.
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>>729567773
Ty for the reading, best of luck in life to you
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>>729567726
Yes my family will never speak to me again.
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>>729567990
>CP

kek
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>>729567990
Well, I guess that's fine.

-Al
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>>729567487
Aaah, of course.. I see.. Tell me about it later in PM?
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>>729567227
Rerolllllllllllll. I am a walrus.
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Goodnight Reimsies
P.S hugs and kisses
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>>729567500
Nothing. You are right on time.

Mantis
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>>729567498
I'm curious to see how many 2B puns you could fit into one sentence. They're pretty potent as is, but for curiosity's sake.

>>729567689
See you there, edd.

>>729567726
Noted. I will say this, Sky: I feel much better now that you're around. In a way it validates what we have all been striving to do. Granted, you're not going to know absolutely everything, right? But your presence just further legitimizes us.

And you draw cute pictures.

>>729567990
Railroad conductor? That's pretty unique; do you like your job or is it a means to an end?
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>>729567348
Hi, Jill. Can you invite me to the discord, please?
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>>729567227
Rerolllllllllllll. Avocado.
>>
Yay tarot. I couldn't get trips the other day. I'm starting a new job soon, moving and want a girl friend too. What's tarot got to say about that?

Trips get.
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>>729568242
Well, for me to do that would be dangerous to us all, but I'll try to think of something.

-Al
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>>729568011
Well.... weigh the options. Part of dealing with the crap life throws at you is to understand and prioritize whose opinions should matter to you as well as who you want to be around you long-term... for better or worse this is true of acquaintances, friends, family, sig. others... I can't tell you what is right or wrong... too subjective of terms anyway.... think of your goals 1 year, 5 years & 10 years from now and see where this decision lands you either way. Also, if you are attracted to this trans person, whats the likelihood you'll have the same dilemma in the future if you pass on it now? Just some things to consider...

>>729568242
That's very kind of you. Nope, I don't know everything, in fact I know very little. I think I said that thing about being wrong means being teachable... I live by that.

okay long post over.... someone I enjoy talking to told me I talk to much... they're right!

~Sky
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>>729568414
But I love my family so much... I really don't know what to do...
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Got nothing much to say other then I got to redo one of my pictures cause my stupid dog jumped up and got his dirty prints all over it
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>>729568201
Good night, Doc.
>>729568242
It was a stroke of luck. I had been laid off from both Truck Driver and Part Time Veterinary Technician. I sent my resume to everyplace under the sun.
The Railroad was the first to respond.
Been doing this 5 years now. And I kind of love it!

Mantis
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>>729568722
No kiss goodnight?
I guess I'll just cry myself to sleep
>>729568825
no u
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>>729568011
At least you have us.
Nice Dubbs, btw

Mantis
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>>729568801
If they'd be willing to toss you aside because of who you date, they aren't loving you the right way. Being faced with such a situation might encourage them to rethink that, too. But they are doing you a disservice by restricting who you can love.
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I will never get trips.
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>>729568722
Nice legs!

Mantis
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>>729568273
get in touch with me elsewhere.
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>>729568825
It seems as though it would a really unique job.. I've never known a RR conductor. Good that you find fulfillment in it!

>>729568801
See my post above... it's not exactly a happy post, but learning to legitimize only worthy opinions is a good life lesson...

~Sky
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>>729566957
The same really, that's good to hear :) The trains treatin' ya alright?

>>729567726
I'll try and keep em coming ;)

>>729568140
Yeah, I'll tell ya later. Thank you :,)

>>729567723
I see, I understand that. I get scared of moving away, what if something happened to someone I love?
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>>729568729
That's a certain humility that comes with the admittance that one may not have all the answers that I really adore. You're alright, Sky.

>>729568825
Hey, that's a proper stroke of good fortune. And now your pics of trains make much more sense. I thought you were just really into trains.

I'll be dipping into the Discord now. If I don't see you around, take care.
>>
>>729569145
So, anekichat or something else?
>>
>>729565696
Damnit replied to myself twice in one thread. This 4chan X, man.


The same really, that's good to hear :) The trains treatin' ya alright?
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>>729569206
Same to you, 2b!

Mantis
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>>729565261
Yea, glad I did. Not gonna be too active tonight though.

-EMT
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>>729569344
Its working well so far. Good pay. Good benefits. I thought I would hate the overnight shift.....but I dont.!

Mantis
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>>729569206
Later 2B. I'll ask about the discord... I may not set it up tonight though... we'll see.

~Sky
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>>729560999
rolling for trips
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>>729568815
Is this volcanic lava?

Mantis
>>
COMMENCE STARTUP PROCEDURE

GATHERING INGREDIENTS...DONE
MIXING INGREDIENTS...DONE
BAKING...DONE
COOLING...DONE
FILLING...DONE
ICING...DONE

COMMENCING SYSTEM CHECK

Status: Sweet
Hull tempurature: Warm
Core tempurature: Hot
Hull status: Sticky
Reactor status: Stable
Memory: Functional
Speech module: In need of repair
Stealth drive: Malfunctioning
Bump driver: Armed
Storage: Empty
Fuel tanks: Full

SYSTEM CHECK COMPLETE

Activating protocol 1: Acquisition of any and all sweet and/or sugary substances

Activating protocol 2: Friendly Chatter

STARTUP COMPLETE

-Sweet Roll
>>
rolling for trips again
>>
I like Person, too.

Major arcana only pls

>tarot
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>>729560999
Tarot. Job, moving, gf.
>>
>>729570116
So close. A few times. Twinkle.
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>>729570116
Snuffleupagus.
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>>729569648
Hey, that's great man! I'm going to start a new job soon. I hope it like it too.
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>>729560999
here a question answerable by anyone.

>"How can i exists"

was on shrooms when it came to me
>>
>>729570116
Kingpin.
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>>729570050
Oh hey Sweet Roll How are you?

-Al
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>>729570116
Non-printing characters.
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>>729570116
Argggg.
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Now I gotta hit the road. But I shall be lurking.

Mantis
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>>729570312
You exist if people believe you exist.
>>
>>729570510
so if they dont belive it

then i dont exists?
>>
>>729570116
Glysophate.
>>
>>729570341

I was absent for a large part of thread because of that, it took too long to make, I was also here earlier

I'm doing fine

-Sweet Roll
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>>729570116
Konk
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>>729570509
be safe, hon <3
>>
>>729570116
Hmmmmph
>>
>>729570116
Storefronts, vehicles, street signs, mountains, busses. I'm going fucking crazy.
>>
>>729570637
yeah, mine took a while to make too, but its a pretty good one you have there. My compliments to the chef.

-Al
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>>729570931
Go into settings and turn on the legacy capcha. It's less insane.
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>>729571124
Goodnight, moo
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>>729570116
Bonk.
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>>729571124
G'night Reimu.

I'm out as well I guess. Bye all,

~Sky
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>>729571924

Okay, goodnight Reimu

-Sweet Roll
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>>729571124
Goodnight reimu!

>>729570509
Take care mantis, be safe! Good to see you again. :)

>>729571320
Take care sky! until next time!
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>>729571124
night ma'am <3
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>>729560999
>729560999 (OP) #
Yay tarot. I couldn't get trips the other day. I'm starting a new job soon, moving and want a girl friend too. What's tarot got to say about that?

Trips get.
>>
>>729571830
Holy.
>>
>>729571830
OP's probably gone by now anyway.
>>
>>729571580
Thanks, you too!

>>729571704
Oh before I go, I messaged you in steam Jill.

~Sky
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>>729571830
But I'd really like this.
>>
>>729571830
Beats the 8 ball.
>>
>>729571830
Trips get.
>>
>>729571830
Hmmmmph. Trips in wrong position.
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>>729571830
Kek bless me.
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>>729571830
Kek!!!!!
>>
My weekend was a blast
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>>729571830
Cursed with store front captchas. My least liked.
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>>729571830
I am kill.
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>>729571830
Oh well.
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>>729571830
Ring.
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>>729571830
Dubs though.
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>>729571830
Whew.
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>>729571830
I'm consumed. This is unhealthy.
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>>729571830
It's dangerous.
>>
>tarot
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>>729571830
I'm a loser.
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>>729571830
Wow.
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>>729571830
Go go gadget.
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>>729571830
Sheesh.
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>>729571830
Double dubs. No trips.
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>>729573133
No you are not.
Also, you got Dubbs.
Chek'd
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>>729571830
Credence.
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>>729571830
Reglone.
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>>729571830
False flag operations really happen.
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>>729571830
I'm not tin foil hat. False flag operations really do happen.
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>729560999 (OP) #
Yay tarot. I couldn't get trips the other day. I'm starting a new job soon, moving and want a girl friend too. What's tarot got to say about that?

Trips get.
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>>729574381
Did I died? I am kill.
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>>729574381
Knickers.
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