SUICIDE THREAD: Don't even try to dissuade me edition How

>>729555135
>Go on holiday to spain or some shit
>Hire boat
>Jump out in ocean
>Dive as deep as your lungs will allow
>HelpICantGetUp.meme
... profit

>>729556048
I am so poor, not even to afford a car
That count as another reason to kill myself

>>729555135
Go to some other part of the world and live there for a year, then travel back home and light yourself on fire. Your family will think you were kidnapped and not a pussy faggot.

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Shotgun to head is your best bet

>>729556500
Fire's a shit way to go
Get a tent, light a gas lantern inside
Die in sleep
Ez

>>729556630
OD sounds more fun. Get some heroin OP, lots of it.

>>729555135
Escape bag - folks post that picture on here all the damn time with the helium tank and CPAP mask.

>>729556266
Get a part time job and after a momth ask for more hours.
Restaurants and puns are always lookimg for kitchen porters and shit. Just go in and ask

Decapitation by train...

>>729557093
Got fired from one for being a lazy ass

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I think about killing myself every day. One of these days i'm going to do drive as far as my car will take me to a remote area and blow my brains out. I just don't want to make my family sad.

http://www.science20.com/alpha_meme/suicide_life_ends_six_meters_above_ground-78133
Science to the rescue

>>729557411
Dont be a lazzy ass then

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>>729557660

>>729557510
WHY NOT NOW???
END THIS EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARE

go on a crazy adventure and maybe you'll end up in india and isis will kill you and then you don't have to die knowing your'e a coward

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>>729556630
where do get cyanide?

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>>729558058

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>>729556266
dollar store box cutter

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>>729558443
>>729558411
>>729558430

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>>729557772
Well if you could fucking read I don't want do give my family the ultimate disappointment. I have a feeling that my parents would fly off the handle if i an heroed. I already know im a shitty human being but i wouldn't make them bury their son. Thats fucked up.

>>729555135
Living with your parents must be a complete nightmare.

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>>729558544

>>729555135

I have no idea why this is always such a complicated issue. Does a rope and a chair not work anymore?

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>>729555135

>>729558544
That love's not gonna last forever if you keep dissapointing them

And you can always drown at the sea if that's the problem

>>729558576
IT IS, THAT'S ANOTHER REASON

>>729559030
Not if they're keeping an eye on you

>>729559409
Get a tent some money supplies, steal your dads car and drive. Just go somewhere.
Who cares where
And if you want yo end it then drive into a car at 100mph

>>729559651
ya dude at least this has some fucking experience in your last moments. Fuckin live bro, dont go die crying

>>729559651
DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A FUCKIN CAR!!!!

>>729555135
>suffocation by helium
stream it and talk to us on stream while you are doing it, relay your life tale so we can catalog it.

>>729559792
Read, tale your dads keys and go in the night. Its better if they think you ran away then killed yourself

>>729559792
steal one you stupid cuck, jesus no wonder you want to kill yourself you keep stoping yourself at every corner with money. let it rule your life and you wont have one before you know it.

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>>729559351
Time will tell. I'm on the verge of somewhat getting my shit together and getting them out of my life but I cant see myself living past 30-35. People that i graduated high school are already doing all this cool shit with their lives and hear I am with my dick in my hand. I understand its my fault and I put the blame entirely on myself. Ive totally thought about robbing a bank or something and sticking around for the cops to show up and having a shootout with them. Seems like it would be one last big rush.

>>729559952
I DON'T HAVE A DAD
NOW I WANNA DO IT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729560076
dont do eet OP go outside and get some fresh air.

>>729555135
Do it pussy

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>>729559952
>Read, tale your dads keys and go in the night.
what

>>729560244
Dubs speak truth

>>729560076
OP stop being a faggot and go enjoy nature.
Go hunting with a knife, take down a lion with your bare fists, etc.
be a man!

>>729560032
Just take his gun and shoot someone
100% guaranteed you will get killed

Have you ever just gone out walking at night. Just start walking when its dark and dont come back until the morning. Its how i clear my head.

>>729560405
Only works in america

>>729560244
I will, but not going to livestream it for you

>>729560457
>How to get robbed by niggers

>>729555135
this is so lame. you know damn well your issues wont even matter in 5 years. just stick it out. vr porn is about to get really good

>GoPro
>Jmp on off skyscraper
>last will video be uploaded to /b

WINRAR

Do it fag

>>729560629
/thread

Overdose on opiates. By far the best and pleasant way to go.

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>>729560405
His? I'm not op. Just some fucker who likes the idea of not living anymore and has a gun fetish. Who knows, I might join the army and die get my shit pushed in by some sand nigger. People would call me a hero and everything!

You clearly dont want to kys. Otherwise nothing would stop you

>>729560361
>E N J O Y
>Implying I can enjoy something different than my death

>>729560457
Like a hundred times. Still convinced, so no.

>>729555135
>dont even try to dissuade me edition

then why the fuck are you here? GTFO

>>729560629
OP HERE

SIX FUCKIN YEARS AND COUNTING, BUT NOT FOR SO LONG ANYMORE

>>729560664
>>729560587

>>729560754
This might be, I'm gonna consider it.
Thanks anon

>>729560811
Physics and medicine might stop me
I know a lot of stories of people who tried to kill themselves and failed miserably
I don't want that

>>729560820
>Implying that i am Implying
you definitely can enjoy it anon.
Go for a walk in a forest, with a compass and suchforth, bring nothing that you can killl yourself with.Live as long as you can. Your will find that detached from 4chin and modern society that life becomes very nice to live in.
If you ever change your mind you can just jump from a mountain or get eaten by a wolf-pack. Death is death so trying to find a painless method is just you being a wimp.

>>729558544
Sauce?

>>729559030
Kinky.

>>729560856
TO ASK FOR MORE EFFECTIVE METHODS AND AVOID PEOPLE, DUMBASS

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>>729561284
Jessica nigri

>>729561333
livestream suicide for trips get?

Commit seppuku.

Honor your family.

Die like a warrior.

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>>729555135
So DO it.

>>729561450
You should read my first post

>>729561536
29 people it seems, including you

>>729561434
>>729560587

>>729555135
overdose with gummy vitamins

>>729561695
KEK

>>729561158
Here going to a trip to the forest means getting shot/mugged/violated

I might do that, thanks anon!

>>729562016
Your that cuck that the outdoors scares you? End it bro, quick

Insert broomstick in ass.

Jump off fridge.

Win.

>>729556630
NOW THIS IS USEFUL
Thanks anon

>>729562016
Exactly. If your life is so worthless to you then make suicide make sense. Go get raped, mugged, violated and murdered.

But in all honest the forest has little if any of the occurrences you mentioned.

>>729562116
Not because scares me, but cause guerrillas
Still a good choice to end it, thanks pal

Dont really see the point in these shitty threads if you aren't gonna post proof. I mean for all I know you're just being a whiny bitch cuz of a gf or something and you'll be over it quick. Not worth any time like piss off we all have issues we dont all bitch to randoms about it tho lmao grow the fuck up.

Put ziptie around your neck.
Pull that fucker tight.
Done

>>729562427
>>729562335

>>729562266

Girl in my high scool died this way. I don't think she was trying to an hero though.

Top KeK

>>729562456
and periscope it kek

>>729562548
which way???

If you dont give a shit about your life go out in a blaze of glory.

>rob jewlery store
>fuck it, rob several
>dont get caught
>sell on black market
>make bread
>spend it in a club on bitches
>get fucked
>get called out for robbing bank
>get it shootout with cops
>?????
>profit. ?

>>729562606
except for the part that any of these steps can be interrupted with a prison sentence and thus less ability to be an hero

>>729562435
I'm not such an attention whore to give you the last moments of my life
Just seeking help to end my miserable life the right way on /b/, and I've got results as you can see

>>729562603
Broomstick

>>729559409
I know how it feels. I had some pretty serious problems with my parents too.

This guy made a video that really helped me through a lot of the problems I had with them. It really helped me cope with their abuse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI

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>>729562606
This is what the fuck i'm talking about. Who knows, maybe it'll change your outlook on life

>>729562869
fucking top kek

>>729562719
Except for the part where i said dont get caught you filthy casual

>>729562869
Good for you anon. But still, I'm tired of this fuckin life. It's not just my parents. Actually my mom and brothers are good with me, although sometimes shit gets crazy
26 years old living with my mother?? hell no

It's not the only reason I'm doing it tho

>>729555135
if you want attention go talk to your high school counselor you underage faggot. nobody cares about your (you)'s more than you huh? fucking have a (you) and go eat away your loneliness with some macdonalds.

in the future instead of killing yourself because emo and gay, fucking grow a pair and deal with life. fucking whiny piece of shit. if you really wanted to die you'd be dead, humping (you)'s on 4chan this way is pathetic. probably fucking get food stamps and an obamaphone too you worthless lazy fuck.

>>729562606

Now dats gaaangstaaaa

Shoot a cop in the face. The rest will just happen. Or shoot yourself in the face I guess. Either way you'll probably die. Idk.

>>729562903
>>729562719

OP, does your name begin with A?

>>729563205
deathpenaltyforsuicidebombers.xlc