Alright /b/. It's time for the Walmart Challenge. Gimme

>>729546953

Just be yourself op, you dont need to buy anything.

lube, cactus, frozen dvd

>>729546953
Motor oil, loaf of bread, hunky fireman calender

Grapefruit, Shotgun, Marvin Gaye CD

>>729546953
Vibrator
Hot sauce
Zip ties

>>729547016
Pack of little girl underwear, roll of camera film (do they still sell that shit?), and lipstick.

>>729547016
Eat my ass anon I'm trying to settle a bet

Shitty camera recorder
Rope
Candy

Ask where the nearest enterprise to rent a van is.

Adult Diapers, a dog cage, and lots of cough syrup

Birthday cake
Set of birthday candles
Cigarettes

When they id you they'll see that today is your birthday and you're forever alone.

>>729546953
Tire iron
Angle hair noodles
Olive oil

Ask if she's having a good time

Rope
Pain killers
A gun

The biggest bottle of cough syrup you can find, jumbo pack of sudafed, frying pan

>>729547898
My 18th birthday IS next week

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>delsym 5oz
>delsym 5oz

>>729548128
mods

>Biggest most expensive bouquet of flowers
>Bag of Cool Ranch Doritos
>Magnum condoms
Be dressed in a tux and act like your normal sperg self.

>>729547980
Which one is OP an heroing with? Overkill m8

Vagasil, Rubber bands, large leather dog collar.

>>729548128
B&

Enema kit. Ginger root. Hairbrush.

Toy light saber
Bathrobe
Video camera

Jar of baby food, syringe, rubbing alcohol

>>729548475
18 in dog years guys cool your shit

>>729546953
Extra large depends, anything from the baby isle and rope.

Enema kit, ex-lax and a bucket of cheese balls.

You guys over think shit. Gas can, bleach, tarp. Act hurried.

Pokemon cards
Digimon cards
MTG cards

Extra incentive: my sand nigger faggot friend has agreed to carry out the best suggestion in video. Dubs decides

>>729548782
Do you know how dog years work? You'd be like 2 1/2 years

Plastic watergun, black paint, balaclava... Then try to rob the same person who served you the next day.

>>729549306
You have it backwards m8

1 dog year=seven human years

garbage bags, some sort of mask, and an axe.

>>729549574
either dumbass or troll

fuck off

Donuts, donutholes, glue.

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>>729546953

>>729546953
a oil funnel ,a live fish ,and condoms

Pregnancy test, rope, wire clothes hangers.

>>729547242
I Kek'd

>>729549574
ur gonna be 126??

happy birthday in advance anon!!

>>729549792
Trying to steal some of his years you Jew?

>>729546953

Enema Kit, a long candle, Barbie Adventures DVD

wooden lemon juicer
tampons
baguette

>>729546953
condoms
cantaloupe
lube

String of 12 sausages
Vaseline
Latex gloves

>>729550957
This task is beyond any sphincter anon

>>729546953
Cotton buds
Cotton buds
Lemongrass

>>729551219
newfag detected

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>>729550957

>>729546953
>alcohol
>lube
>sleep aid

>>729546953
Duct tape
Sleeping pills
Barbie playhouse with doll

>>729549574
Holy fuck are you two autistic?

1 dog year = 1 human year.

Jesus fuck

1 gallon of bleach
3 packs of cherry Jello
2 bottles of Excedrin PM

>>729551219
Clearly you haven't tried. It's all about getting it in the first few centimeters, then you just plop down onto the rest of it

barbie doll
pink dress
vaseline

Cat treats
Filleting knife
Cookbook

Bleach
Ammonia
Electric Fan

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>>729550957
why would you need lube and condoms to fuck a cantalope

>>729548128
Lmao

>>729551863
to eat it afterwards

>>729551863
stop trying to force a new meme, faggot

One time I actually did buy a couple tubes of lube, a pack of socks, and a pack of five-hour energy.

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>>729546953
rat poison
kool aid
cooler

>>729551655
Autism cap reached. Never heard of dog years faggot?

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>>729551994

>>729546953
A bowling ball, lube and carjacks

condoms
pins
m&ms

Buy a bra, but be wearing it outside your clothes (or even the wrong way if you want to be extra cringy) when you go check out.

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>>729548128
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>729552191
>dog years
Dog years are a myth for children you moron

>>729548128
kek

Vodka
sleeping tablets
rope.

Duct tape + Cable ties
6-7 year olds underwear
Chef knife set

Condoms
Bleach
Matches

blueberries
mustard
shaving gel

Grape soda
Watermelon
Roots remastered

propane gas tank
lighter
binoculars

Dog bowl
Dog food
Anti freeze

Baby food
Sleeping pills
Lube

dough nuts
doughnut holes
superglue

>>729553442
Reposting faggot?

cat food
rat poison
garbage bag

little girls underwear, lotion, tissues

>>729552517
>divide average human lifespan with average dog lifespan
idiot

>>729546953
bleach and amonia with a get better soon hallmark card.

>>729546953
>Gun
>rag
>an arabic book

Spagetti
Pasta sauce
Pedi-egg

>>729553735
>implying "arabic book" is sold in walmart

Rope
Zip Ties
Vodka

>>729546953
fishing bait, canola oil, straightening iron

>>729548139
They smiled and nodded when. I did that. Although it was robitussin and and grapefruit juice.

-nail polish remover (lots)
-hairbleach (lots)
-mobile phone