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You're walking home from grocery store and this guy stepped

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You're walking home from grocery store and this guy stepped out of his car and approaches you, wat do?
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>>729546566
Beg him to shoot my wife
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*teleports behind u*
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Do a 360 and walk away
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Hand on gun, wait for him to reach for something, draw and fire.

Then be the star of leftist news throughout the nation as my "hate-crime" case goes to court, and his family "dindu nuffins" him.
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>>729546956
everyone hates this guy, as he's commiting murder on livestream. Surely you can't believe even your own "media loves this guy" bullshit
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>>729546566
>Nothing personal kid
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>>729546808
Good maths
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>>729546566
use my fried chicken as bait and throw it.
while he chases after the fried chicken, I would run the opposite way.
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>>729548166
good newfagging
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>Thanks a lot Joy Lane.
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>>729549219
kek
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>>729546566
Well, I certainly won't repeat anything he says.
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>>729546566
run around him a couple of times until he exposes his weak spot, then attack it for massive damage
im a level 78 jizzwizard so i doubt a level 53 bleckbeard will do much damage to me
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Try to use my plastic bag in hope to block the bullets...

Because I'm an old racist uneducated black cunt.
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Yell out...fuck joy lane...she a bitch...let's go kill some niggas
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>>729546566
Why the fuck am I walking home from the grocery store? I drove there, I'll drive back.

Besides, I live in Texas and I've had a CCL for 5 years.
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>>729550687
you do realize this isnt real right
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>>729546566
say joylane and get it over with
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>>729550687
Stop posting this every thread
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>>729550687
That's fake you dummy
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thow my old lottery tickets in the air like confetti
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>>729546566
i need the one with konata and kagami
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>>729546566
According to the news, it's just a dark skinned white person (yes, Fox 8 literally said that); and thus, I shouldn't worry
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>>729546566
>while i give him the bag
>i try to get his gun before he can realize i moved
>then take his gun
>tell him to get on his knee
>shot a bullet on each knee and arms
>remove the clip and throw it far away

then i can torture him like hell
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>>729547352
That wasn't what he was saying retard
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>>729550134
Good man
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>>729550687
Shitty shoop is shitty
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>>729546566
I you my power of white oppression on him
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>>729550784
Lying faggot. It was never called a CCL in Texas. It used to be called a CHL, but is now called a LTC
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Tell him to fuck of nigger I wanna die.
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>>729546566
Call up my buddy George Zimmerman
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>>729551464
who the fucks konata and kagami?
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anyone got the webm that was posted yesterday?
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>>729548166
Being this new...

Ffs, kys or die of cancer and cleanse this board of such fewfags...
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>>729546566
give him some bucks for KFC
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>>729550687
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>>729546808

I always lose.
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>>729546566
Mime stuck in a box - no cause for alarm
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>>729551914
>using 4chan
>who the fucks konata and kagami?
>mfw
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the second he comes near me start shooting random old niggers in Cleveland
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>>729552873

Fuck u degenerate weeb animufag.
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>>729553195
at least i'm not some frogposting newfag
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>>729548166
nu phag
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>>729547352
>everyone hates this guy,
Black Lives Matter called him a hero
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>>729552873
Not all of us are degenerate weebs
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>>729546566
i will raise my paper bag in attempt to block the bullet while yelling" i dont know any body called Joy"
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>>729554261
kek
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call him a fucking nigger
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>>729554644
are you fucking nuts??? btw nice double
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>>729554644
tippity top meme
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>>729546566
Well, I'm a very liberal beta male, so I would probably first attempt to avoid eye contact and move away. Failing that, greet him respectfully as an equal, so as not to ignite any racial tensions. And should all that not work, most likely get shot in the face.
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>>729546566
He's a nigger. Spray him with the bear spray in my hand or run him over with my car. Depending on how low his nigger pants are around his thighs. If low enough so he can't run, I mow him down. Otherwise just spray him.
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