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>>729542081
Pls let me be reborn as Adolf Hitler.

pls let me be reborn as adolf hitler after he (>>729543177) is set as hitler, so you have to kill him twice.

>>729542081
I just want a life where I can make a decent living from playing vidya instead of having to work a shitty retail job.

true happiness, self control, above average for every aspect of life on earth or elsewhere, PERFECT HEALTH

>>729542081
id like to have lots of money to retire at 20 then spend my life on my land doing whatever i like with a good sense of control. good looks too

I want to be a MC from an anime XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ok matrix
I want a pleasurable life. Money, power, happiness, and surrounded by good fun people.

I want to be a god, in my own universe, full control, the only limit is my imagination

I want to control everything at my will and be invincible.
I accept this offer.

Loli and lots of drugs and moneys

I want to be happy

I want someone who will like me for me

>>729545915
This

>>729542081
I want to live in High School DxD.

>>729542081
I wanna be in cowboy bebop and space dandy universe

I just want her to love me again

I accept.

Give me a cyberpunk universe to live in and a cool motorcycle.

a reality where I never age after 24 and I am rich af

I think this is fake, but I accept the offer. I'd like to be a God, completely in control of a universe, able to take any form, generate anything, and do anything.

>>729542081
A sailboat equipped with all the amenities for living aboard and enough ressources to sail around the world worry-free until my old age

>>729542081
A reality similar to the current one, except I get time manipulation so I can totally not abuse it.

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I want to stay at her room

I just want to die

I accept. A reality exactly like the one i currently live in, but with a bank account in my name with 5 000 000 norwegian kroners on it.

A reality in which I live forever and never age from 30. Also being born in a first world country.

to become a god and do anything take form of anyone and do anything i want

I want to be comfortable in wealth, health, with good friends and a family, and the ability to kill anybody I want by writing their name in a special book like death note.

>>729542081
I want to live the same life but as a Chad without my high autism level

Fuck it, im a loser anyway, might as well dream. I'd go for a world very much like the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. But I would like to stay ageless, like the CPU's.

reality where i have some cool wizard powers and shit like that

>>729547656
I wanna kill this guy in his new reality and steal his identity and lifestyle

>>729542081
I want to be brought to a copy of this world but in which I got them admin tools to do whatever the fuck

I would like to become the most powerful, omnipotent/present god (in case there are others) of this (and all other) universe(s) and pretty much everything in existence or in a state we do not know about. As this god I would like to be able to do anything I can think of, become anything or anyone I want to be (whilst keeping my godly powers, unless specified by myself) and be capable of anything I want/can think of. The moment I die I will simply be revived and continue living in this world with the powers and in the state I specified just now.
I will also be able to alter this request as I see fit as soon as I post this.

>>729550843

Just stay a virgin until you're 40.

Reality where I'm a dinosaur bird

I want to be a princess

pls i want to be very smart

>>729542081
i want to be reborn in the exact same world at the exact same time but with all the knowledge and experience i have now

i want there to be no consequences for fucking any girls anytime you want

> stop your heart immediately
> still alive
OP failed to deliver, abandon thread

I want to be the main character in high school DxD but keep my same memories that i have right now

>>729553216
Same. Fkin 10/10 idea.

>>729542081
I want to be a spaceship captain 200 years into the future, and i want a laser revolver

>>729542081
I like op powers and adventure stories

A world were WW3 is a distant memory and people have united to become one master race, no niggers, spics, chinks, muhammeds, pajeets, aryans, just one pure human race.

do it

Power, money and a fully trained German Shepherd and Japanese Waifu.

I want to live in a world populated by only lolis and shotas and they all exist to serve me

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>>729542081
I want my ex-wife and kids back.

please let me be born as a really sexy girl.

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>>729542081
I'd like a reality in which I am an all powerful being, playing among the stars. Able to communicate my vast knowledge with the sentient races out there. I wish to have the power of creation and construction and I would be able to do pretty much anything, aside from destroy the universe. I'd like everything to happen in real time, unless I change the speed of time. I hate my current existence. No one else can have this power, and humanity still exists.

>>729552894
>>729554887
STOLE MY IDEA, PRICK

>>729552894
I too would like this

LARPs

They're serious business.

>>729549474
OH GOD DAMN IT

>>729542081
I accept, I will be part of Rome. I'll help Julius Caesar beat his enemies, save him from the senate and retire due to old age. I will be the first citizen after Julius dies.

>>729555234
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>729552894
I accept withe the conditions stated in this post

>>729542081
let me become fit as fuck

Let me be born from the richest family in the world. And a wooden house in Germany on a mountain overlooking a valley

I want to be the dude from school days

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I just want a better world plz

I would like to live in a very well lit underwater world (studio ghibli) where I can still breathe but everyone's words are muffled

>>729555431
dont be unrealistic

I want to enter dmt dimension

OP is a cunt, won't deliver.
Let me die.

>>729539589
I hope you fucking die you idiot

A world where i am born saiyan and perfect.

>>729552894
Why didn't this shit work? Do I need to say "I accept" or something?

Yo OP, I accept the conditions and want my post to be activated. I accept your offer. (With the linked post being my conditions)

Wish to leave this life for another. Where i am a cosmic being of emmense power, immortal, capable of emotion and taking on anyform i wish.

I want it to be an exact replica of the reality im in now and to begin at this exact point in time

I wish to be moved to a reality where whatever I say comes true. I accept your offer.

Simple farm life on a lake. Beautiful wife. Obedient dog. Life long friend on neighbouring farm. No issues out of the ordinary.

please let me get laid, enjoy it and then die

Immortal samefags everywhere hahaha

i want to be a healthy weight and look like it, i want at least three beautiful disease free women who can take care of themselves but are ready to fuck me when i say so and they never age past 20. i want to be able to survive painlessly without the need for food but i still want food to exist. i want to be depression and anxiety free forever. I want every woman i see to bow down to me but only at my command. i do not want to be the only man, but i do want to have control over any other man when i want. i want to be able to survive painlessly and easily without sleep but i still want to be able to sleep.i want all common laws to remain such as laws against murder and rape but they must not apply to me. and last but not least i want all the money i can store but i will never be forced to pay for anything.

I will be the little girl

>>729542081
Can I be a girl with a boyfriend with a huge dick?
Nothing too extravagant, neither one of us has to be too sexy. I just wanna be a cockslut for him

This is the second fucking one i replied to and it didnt work the first so you alien niggers better hop on it.

A universe where i can will anything i want into existence and take anything i want out, and traps are not gay in this universe.

I wanna life of richies, no worries what so ever because ill have all the money in the world

>>729542081
Give me the ability to do, or aquire anything i want at any time

>>729557681
I accept your offer.

>>729542081
aesthetic world many friends good memes

Ay fam I want to be god in my own universe

>>729542081
Let me go to system LFE right now :^)

>>729546482
This

>>729542081
i want 2 b speidermen

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>>729542081
a world where traps are gay, gays and furries are shot on-sight, and school sysyems aren't shit.
>pic related.

>>729548572
I want this.

>>729542081
Perfect health, immunity from any consequences of bad decisions, irresistible to women with big tits, enough money to never need to work and fuck it, I can fly as well

I would like to be in a reality were all the events that take place in the future still occur, but I am two months into said future.

Bring my daughter back to life, I just want to see her again.

>>729542081
Go on.

I just want to live normal life, thats it

>>729558271

>Let me go to system LFE right now :^)
this was me, let me make it clear: I accept your offer

I want a life not plagued by mental illness where i can be happy for once

I just want a bitch that I can fuck and also wants to fuck me please space niggas

>>729542081

Can i be an existant non-existant entity, transcedent from all planes of existence?
Born in nothing bound by nothing, watching everything and everyone with a keen eye

Have the role of the watcher

>>729542081
I want to go back to being 13 with all of my current memories intact.

>>729558505
I want what this guys having but add: My music takes off and I become famous and my mother and uncle are still alive. Oh, and I still want my wife. She's pretty awesome, actually. Kthx.

I accept I'll take a billionaire that owns a large venture capitalist firm pls

>>729542081
I want to be reborn to my great grandfather Harmon as his youngest son. Where I join the army core of engineers and retire to become a construction superintendent.

Batman

yes, destroy me permanently. this is an order. give me unlimited amounts of drugs and a planet to myself.

I just want a life when I'm always happy.

>>729542081
I accept, in the next life being a rich girl with lots of money<3

turn me into cute loli grirl

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>>729542081
transport me to a reality where I become Sasha Grey's bra, kthx

I want to be able to control what timeline I end up in and be able to will myself through each individual moment. I want to be able to control the universe and bend it to my will.

Pure happiness

>>729548572
This

>>729542081
rich trap with a nice house :)

I want to be a god of my own universe.

why is my heart still beating

>>729542081
Rebirth me as Donald Trump Jr

>>729559024
I accepted and my heart's still beating. I'm starting to think this thread is bullshit, OP...

I want to live as an archailect in the Orion's arm universe.

I want to be reborn as a motivated man with a beautiful and dedicated GF.

>>729542081
I want to be a magnet for sex. All women will want to fuck me.

I want to live in Skyrim

>>729542081
I desire to be in a reality where i can explore the universe and where all its inhabitants are peacful and the inhabitants have reached a level of technology that cannot be surpassed.

>>729542081
Never age again,
Interstellar space travel is a thing,
Enough wealth to do whatever the hell I like. Besides that no other direct changes, and me and the rest of the lowlifes on here can be the first pioneers of the stars

>>729559563
Fuck. That's sad, anon. You can have that shit without these bullshit threads, ya know?

i want to be dead

>>729559751
Oh yeh and a few inches on my penis wouldn't hurt

>>729542081
I desire a reality where I can fuck any woman I wish at any time.

>>729542081
A universe where she loves me and my father is still alive.

>>729542081
I just want a happy life, a happier childhood and no mental health problems that regardless of how much effort I put in to fix are destroying my sanity

Why the fuck is my heart still beating i already said what i wanted

I want to live in the show Fairy Tail

I mean a world where I'm a witcher would be pretty damn awesome.

>>729560120
Weaboo faggot. Out of all the worlds, you choose the anime with the most gimped and superfluous magic. You should try harder next time.

>>729544312
This

>>729560238
All the possibilities...And you went with "Real Furries." I am disappoint.

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I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER

I would like a universe set up exactly like this one, except genetic engineering has advanced to the point that you can be changed into a anthropomorphic version of any animal if you so desire. And the procedure doesn't cost more than $1000.

>>729560479
>>729560238

My reality is one of prestige. I am in America, white, and able-bodied, and in the early year 2016. I have all knowledge of this current reality. My reality is as similar as this one, except for that I am better off and am at least attractive. All political and major events will play out as they did in this one. pls

>>729560484
>>729560379

>>729560238
>>729560479
>>729560484
Tagging is not being nice to me today.

>>729560479
Yeah, so I want real furries, whats the problem?

Don't like it? Go get your own universe & let me be a fur fag in mine

Hardcore LARPING here

(I want to go back to my race..)

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>>729542081
try again in 5 to date years please i like this reality and want to see it through a bit longer.

>>729542081

I want to be a magician/wizard, fully able to teleport, very rich, handsome, immortal and every superpower imaginable.

>>729542081
Everything like it is, except one change:
The human body becomes a tool instead of a burden. No longer does it age, or get injured/sick. It no longer requires food/water, no heating or cooling, no specific atmospheric pressure, no oxygen. A world where the human mind rules supreme over the body, it can alter it at will, change to any form.

Basically, get rid of all the suffering that's caused due to our flawed physical form to allow us to fully explore and master the physical realm without spending most of our time on fucking maintenance.

>>729560777
CHECKED

>>729542081
Wish to leave this life for another. Where i am a cosmic being of emmense power, immortal, capable of emotion and taking on anyform i wish.

I want it to be an exact replica of the reality im in now and to begin at this exact point in time

>>729560741
Mental illness. This thread is just some kid who thought they had an interesting thread idea. Your desperation to be a lesser creature is saddening. A better wish would be a world where you're happy with yourself instead.

>>729542081
I want her

>>729542081
I want to be able to have rolled blunts or joints/spliffs and any other recreational drug of any chosen strain materialize at my will and I want all negative side effects of my choice negated and no showing on any tests, by will. Plus 2 inches added to height and Good hairline and deeper voice. Nice skin and ability to age slower and bulk muscle and lose fat faster. Other than that, I want my dad to come back and work here instead and stay with mom.

>>729542081
Rich family and lots of pussy

I just want a magical realm where I am powerful and most importantly happy :D

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I want to look like this pls

>>729542081
reality where everything is the same except I'm a hot chick. I can teleport and can see 30 minutes into the future

GM in chess and no more social anxiety

World of Witcher. Please asap i hate this world

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>>729559283
Why? She doesn't even have tits. Her ass is her real asset.

>>729561088
What he said

>>729548572
You'd get so fucking bored lol

Tbh you'd probably, idk, enter the reality of a human eventually just for shits and giggles

Let me be reborn with ultra rich parents

(if im still alive after this it is fake)

>>729542081
I wish to be reborn as a god emperor of mankind with any woman I want to fuck brought to me for my pleasure, with unlimited resources to do anything I please.

>>729542081

Give me power and control. Let me make existence my own to control. Please...

>>729542081
I want to be reborn as myself but with God powers.

I want a life of unlimited wishes

>>729542081
Same reality except I can see the future.

Keep everything the same, except for the fact that I can manipulate cells at will to change my appearance, or regenerate dying cells so that I may live as long as I wish.

This thread is a great way to get anyone to accidentally reveal their mental disorders. I'm impressed.

>>729542081
I am the god-emperor of mankind post horus-heresey, except I didn't get fucked up and still have all of my loyal primarchs around.

I would like my life as it is, but to be financially comfortable with large investments in stocks and business. Not having to work. I would like to have my children with me all the time, instead of four days a week.

A reality exactly like this one except I can shape shift into anything I can imagine and no one will know it's me.

>>729542081
Eliminate all niggers

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>>729560984
And what if a world where im happy with myself is one where I can be a fucking anthropomorphic tiger?

You call it a mental illness, but I feel just fine & my desires have 0 impact on my day to day life. I appear to the world as a normally functioning person who harbors strange personal desires, just like everyone else.

I don't want another reality, just stop my heart and be done with it.

Nah thanks my guy

I would like to be the absolute authority over all things in my reality. I want to have power that will allow me to create worlds in what is essentially a sandbox mode of reality.

>>729542081
I accept your offer! In my desired reality, I would like to have a personal "geenie" with unlimited wishes, just for me, that can make anything happen, by my command, and my command only. This geenie will be there for me as long as I want it to be. And if I should for some reason send it away, I could always wish it back. Doesn't even need to take a physical form. Other than that, I would like this new life to be as close to this one as possible.

I want to live in a reality that's the same as mine, except that I'm a beautiful nerdy girl that's kind of hipster but still popular.

>>729542081
I wish to start again. The same capabilities, same environment, same opportunity. Let me learn from the lessons in this life, but not specifically recall them.

>>729561599
Look up Escapism as a coping strategy and get back to me with how mentally healthy you are.

Easy time travel with no effects to my physical or mental self

Give me ultimate power as a god in an exact copy of this life. Like I just woke up with these powers. I accept.

>>729542081
I'm ready, take me to ponyville. Where I can frolic with da timberwolves

>>729542081
>I think this is fake, but I accept the offer. I'd like to be a God, completely in control of a universe, able to take any form, generate anything, and do anything.
^

Born in another planet

>>729549221
Du kunne da ha satsa på noe litt mer enn det når du først er i gang vel?

>>729561634
>>729561490
>>729561414
>>729561404
You people clearly feel powerless in your lives. I'd seek help for that.

https://discord.gg/MrnWd9k

>inb4 shit actually works and I just die
anyways what would be dope is for me to be reincarnated into a world where I am just happy and stress free no matter what and can make food and water come out of my ass and be completely like normal food and water and not taste like shit and have it be any food I want it to be thanks

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i wish to be reborn as the image below

The exact same everything. Except I have unlimited control (basically God) over everything and can bend reality to my whim. But I keep all my current knowledge and when I die I want to be able to restart like a game.

>>729561071
Information please.

>>729542081
I want a direct connection to God and I want to explore the multiverse creating my own tools and accommodations as I go and as I need them. I don't want to be alone.

I accept. Make every women love me

>>729561906
BTW I accept the offer in case you couldn't tell

>>729561691
This, invisibility, and read peoples minds

I want a 2 1/2 foot dick thats like 8 inches thick

This exact reality but my family is stable and healthy and happy and i get tons of money in near future

I just want to be happy and make a ton of fucking money and get all bitches and live forever

I would love to be in a reality where I had a healthy relationship with my family, where I never started to do drugs and never had to think about suicide every night before I go to sleep. I have a lovely girlfriend but the relationship has turned somewhat abusive because of my depression and also hers. Sign me up, Im free to go.

I want to wake up on the first day of pre-k with all the knowledge and mental capcity I have now, except in that reality I was born a girl.

>>729542081
Same reality as this one but I have the powers of
>>729548572

I accept.
I want my regular life but to be loved by girls.

Reborn as a gorgeous submissive lesbian bondage slut withhold mesmerizes older women into dominating and degrading her.

>>729542081
I want to be able to have rolled blunts or joints/spliffs and any other recreational drug of any chosen strain materialize at my will and I want all negative side effects of my choice negated and no showing on any tests, by will. Plus 2 inches added to height and Good hairline and deeper voice. Nice skin and ability to age slower and bulk muscle and lose fat faster. Other than that, I want my dad to come back and work here instead and stay with mom. Plus I accept the offer give me 1 inch girth and 3 inches dick length.

Would just want to be brought back to like a year ago, nothing more
I accept

i want to have a beautiful family amd amazing sex all the time with my hot wife

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. This thread is depressing. You fuckers make me want to get a psychology degree.

>>729562112
Edit: my life is horrible as stated above. I want a reality where I didnt fuck everything up. Like a fresh start or something.

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>>729552894
All conditions have been met

Plz let me be reborn with the memories i have, but in ancient egypt as a chad and pharaoh

>>729542081
I want to be reborn in a reality were I am a noble patrician of the imperial family in a world were Rome never fell and didn't become Christian, and that the Latin culture prevails together with the hellenic religion. I would also like to take my family and my most loved one with me.

>>729542081
Hahaha you are lucky i have alzheimer, have so bad short term memory

Someone who can travel alternative and fiction worlds/universes/lands etc.

I wanna be the dude who makes strad quality violins and cellos in the 23rd century, who lives a happy and exciting life

Let's do it

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>>729561740
>Escapism: habitual diversion of the mind to purely imaginative activity or entertainment as an escape from reality or routine (Webster Dictionary)

>Escapism: Freud considered a quota of escapist fantasy a necessary element in the life of humans: "[T]hey cannot subsist on the scanty satisfaction they can extort from reality. 'We simply cannot do without auxiliary constructions', Theodor Fontane once said". His followers saw rest and wish fulfilment (in small measures) as useful tools in adjusting to traumatic upset; while later psychologists have highlighted the role of vicarious distractions in shifting unwanted moods, especially anger and sadness. However, if permanent residence is taken up in some such psychic retreats, the results will often be negative and even pathological. Drugs cause some forms of escapism which can occur when certain mind-altering drugs are taken which make the participant forget the reality of where they are or what they are meant to be doing. (Wiki)

So, I want to permanently change my reality to suit what I fantasize about. I never said I was mentally health, just functional enough to work as a 'Normal' person in society.

Some people want to watch the world burn, some just want to be a furry.

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>>729542081
STOP MY HEART NIGGA I'M FINNA OFF TO THE NEXT DIMENSION

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I want a world with my wife and a ton of other submissive women serving us in our palace. Anything we desire at our disposal.

>>729542081
I wish for a reality where I can change my physical form into any living thing X-Men style.

The world of Animinus Vox

In this new reality I'd be confident, have a job where I made enough so my wife wouldnt have to work and wed have two boys and two girls. My wife and daughters wwouldnt turn out to be whores. Black conservatives would be dominating politics. My family and I would live long healthy lives and my sons wouldn't be gay or my daughters and they would marry and reproduce. my genes would continue until the end of humanity. I wouldnt have mental illnesses nor anyone in my family. I'd be intelligent and make advances in science and politics that would be historical.

I cant think of anything else for now

>>729542081
I want to take over Telchar's life and have all his smithing knowledge.

>>729542081
Same reality, same people in my life but I want to be rich, even more fit then I am, buffer, and more mentally sound. I'd accept that offer as long as there are no downsides other then what is common within my normal/current life, reality or realm.

>>729562713
I mean, I don't hate you or anything. You should just know that the clinging to fringe groups shows disnormative mental functionality. Do you and all that.

>>729563101
I'd also have the same immediate family members and Id have knowledge of the previous reality.
You can kill me now

i want to be reborn in a world just like ours except i can alter reality as i want

you know how I want to live.

A reality where I'm eternally happy and get whatever I want/can will It into existence. I'd also like to keep a memory of this life so I can have something to compare it to

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I want my exact same life starting from now.. All the same memories--everything. Except the only difference is that my dick is a half inch longer and I become 5x luckier and my girl loves me forever

I want to live in a world where sex is easy to come by and I can have it with children.

I'd like the ability to, at any time, revert to a previous moment in my life, while retaining all memories.

>>729542081
My heart to stop immediately and die

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>>729563363
Cool. Yeah, I figured out a long time ago im kinda fucked up in the head. Im just really good at controlling myself and being 'normal' around other people, so (as far as I know) no one suspects a damn thing. Thanks guy, you too.

>>729545915
This

a world where i have complete power over it and myself, and where i have no restraints except for those i put onto myself which i can also remove at will no mater the restraint

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>>729542081
Send me back to the earth dimension XR5 November 17th 1988, I was 5.

This is the date and time I was taken by the mandella effect, I wish to go back home.

I just want to become successful in life.

>>729542081
a reality almost exactly similar to this, but my crush feels the same way about me

>>729542081
I want a life where I'm not autistic and can make a decent living

>>729562155
i accepted your offer (or if i didnt i do now) so how soon til i die

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give to me a reality exactly the same as this one, with the exception that I didn't fuck up in school

>>729547916
Damn anon you okay?

>>729542081
Some bad shit happened about a week ago, let me go back to that day and re do it all over again. I accept.

>>729542081
give to me true omnipresence so I can escape to whatever reality i desire

>>729566035
forgot to say that i accept

>>729542081
Same as this one, but wipe away anything cringey I've done in the past

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>>729562112
Holy fuck, do you guys want to talk about it?

>>729542081
i accept your offer.
i want a reality exactly like this one except i was born a girl, have the same knowledge and memories and mental capacity i do now, and i wake up on the morning of my 4th birthday.

Kinda generic answer, but it would be cool to lead an adventurer's/explorer's life in a high fantasy setting

>>729566445
lol

I accept
in this reality i am a billionare and although still dating my gf she wants to watch me fuck other women

>>729542081
I want to go to a realm where magic is real this life sucks take me there if you can

>>729566632
This
But with space travel and shit
Also be a qt3.14 grill

op make me a rich guy

>>729542081
i want to be the autocratic leader of a decent country

I want them lolis

I want parents that will take care of me.
Accepted

I want to live out my Hauntre fantasy

>>729542081
I accept.
I want to be in a white dark room, where I do not starve, or die from old age, and I do not have any health issues. I am still human.I will more or less be in the same condition my body is in now.
Now I will remember most aspect of the life I've lived up until mow.
Every 48 hours after I am in the room I will get to choose an "upgrade" from several alternatives, there are new alternatives each time and they can add anything from a huge new room to a neverending toilet paper dispenser. From living in anime ( kind of like VR but more realistic) to a gym, basically anything I would consider good at the moment i get the decision.
I can not die, however. And I can not permnanently lose parts of my body.
Also I would like you to use common sense.

>>729542081
nah

>>729542081
I need to be reborn, a new me who only ever makes the same mistake once. Not just that I'm smart enough to avoid the mistake in the future, but a god level ability that allows me to avoid that mistake so long as the action is not necessary to reach an end (thus making it no longer a mistake). Taoist immortality, to accumulate wisdom forever without mental degradation, with no fear of loneliness or eternity. Strength, intelligence, wisdom, and willpower enough to step into a position of power and public respect. The power to see through all forms of dishonesty, and enough judgment to gather a council of advisors who have collective understanding of all things relevant to government and social guidance on a global scale. In this reality I will be with mankind from start to finish, through all forms of conflict, and there will be trials and tribulations along the way, but my rule with the help of my advisors will always be perfect, while those who oppose me will write their own doom in straying from a perfect path. If you have the power to give me this reality then you also know the things I would need and want that I have not asked for. Include it all.

>>729542081

I want to go into a reality where it's the same and I know that it worked. Then, I want the offer again.

>>729543681
Haha good luck you fucking nerd

>>729567192
bruh I accept this

>>729542081
just kill me now

>>729542081
the equivalence of "Sandbox Mode" in real life; infinite resources ig

>>729542081
I want a gf

Life in an medieval anime world as a cute shota being trained by a strong female knight. And un-nigger me please.

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I accept. Give me a life without worries.
Give me a life of confidence.

OP didnt deliver

i'd accept this offer and keep the conditions simple, put me back in time when i was 10 years old with the knowledge i have now, i could make my life so much better than what it's become, also, 90's forever.

Decline. Life's not half bad

I want this reality but I have the ability to wish for whatever I want, no strings attached, forever. Anything.

>>729542081
I want to be rich. That's it.

>>729567727
>>Wishing for a million wishes.jpg

>>729568045
Despite where you are, don't be ashamed of your skin. I'm a white guy, btw.

>>729542081
a life where I can actually control my life, and not be insecure

>>729553216
This

I want to be reborn in a world where I get to spend the rest of my life living with my wife before she passed away, just like the old days.

I reject the offer. while it does sound pleasing, this is my reality. If I Ieave this, my friends and family will be sad. I can't let that happen to them.

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I accept.
Please let me be reborn in a world where I'm a cute shota boy and the ONLY boy on the planet and the rest of the world is filled with sexy women of all ages who adore me and my cock. It is my job to be fed, treated like a God, and populate the entire planet.

Put me in a reality where i have complete control of my environment and what i do, basically making me god.

>>729542081
I want to be black

A reality where OP isn't a fag

I want to start my life over from age 7 while having a full memory of the life I have already lived. I also want to be able to have full knowledge and understanding of the outcomes of my decisions, with a sufficient amount of time to sort through them and make them, before I make them.

>>729542081
This current life but i could sustain myself regardless of my circumstances to the point in which I could be lazy every day of my life

Fuck I accept, I want to be reborn as someone immensely known and powerful and wealthy driven by success and money, who never stops until I get what I want

I accept, put me in a reality similar to this one where I am a godlike wizard but no one else has any powers. Only difference.

>>729542081
I WANT TO FALL ASLEEP

>>729568312
Thanks anon

>>729542081
The only "specifics" I need for this new reality is me being single, healthy and not deformed or straying from what most would consider average. The rest I can handle myself.

A reality where I get quads

>>729542081
true happines, self control, perfect health, a life where I can spend most of my time just studying and learning about the world, using psychadelics to enjoy and understand life most deeply.

also a sex slave to a very dom couple, with a thicc (and I mean thicc) women and a very fit man with a big dick, and my own sub trap beneath me.

>>729542081
I'll take being reborn to a wealthy family and never have to worry about money, always be happy, and live a long and fulfilling life.

Restart.

Reality Warper.

Year: 2550.

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>>729568045
You two should talk.

>>Negrohot don't worry bout the reality shit just Killin me is fine

I want to be reborn as Adolf Hitler

>>729542081
I accept.
Please place me in a reality where I am immediately incarnated as me as my exact self right now, other than the new ability of complete and utter control of anything and everything with no limits. This includes things like superpowers, altering the entire universe to my liking, and omnipotence.

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Make me immortal boi

>>729569197
Anytime, man. I didn't vote Trump so other people could be trampled on. Let's all be good to each other.

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That is all Lucifer wanted, and he ended up sentenced to hell.

Not as its ruler as so many foolishly believe.

Just tolerate Gaole until such time as we are finally released from it.

May peace be with you.

Mc from anime

>>729542081
Give me a reality where I'm in complete control of everything minus the will of others.

I want to have the time and resources to work on my ideas and projects freely

Reality with no more debt or guilt from the past, peace with myself and freedom from chronic anxiety.

i can play any video game i want with a life that i choose the duration of, there is no form of currency or anything, just virtual. I can cease to exist at any time I choose and there is no limits to the amount of time I live.

>>729569541
Jesus was a faggot. I think him and Mohammed were butt buddies.

i want to live in a nuclear shelter with lots of room and a nice pc with overwatch and a good internet connection.

>>729568225
Not really. It says I get the offer thrice.

>>729542081
A exact copy of this reality but the reality bends just to pleasure me. I'm immortal and everything works in my favour. I can choose to forget so I never get bored. From reality bending anything can happen as long as it excites or pleasures me. Events that happen are what I desire in the back of my mind. In the reality I get the choice to change it like I am now.

yes please

>>729542081
I wish to have a happy life, where she is there with me. I achieve my goals, I have the memories of this life and I can then die knowing I will be remembered after my years.