What would you rather have, /b/? a) a hot, beautiful gf who

>>729541266
ill take the whale. no question

>>729541266
fat sex fiend

how is this even a question

>>729541266
Take the whale, and make her exercise until she is slim.

Is Op retarded?

>>729541266
had both and i always find myself wanting to fuck the whale. Them actually being enthusiastic about fucking makes it alot better

>>729541266
Chubby bitch. No matter how hot a bitch is, if she's terrible in bed and complains the whole time, you're gonna have a bad time.

>>729541266

a all day every day

I'm glad i dont have a big sex drive either. I feel sorry for you faggots that can't walk down the street without every fat fuck woman making you hard

>>729541266

if you like anal you are a closet homo.

>>729541266
get the landwhale on birthcontrol-live out fetish impregnation fantasy with no risk, pump gallons into her
>=win relationship

>>729541266
Check em, one on the right is better for breeding on top of all the other plus's. So right

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>>729541845

Lay off the anime

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>>729541717
>calling alpha males attracted to fertile females faggots

>>729541833
I only like it because it means no kids.

>>729541266

I choose A.

I'm pretty good at sex, give me time and I'll have her wrapped around my finger doing crazy shit.

>>729541266
A obviously.

B is easy to have at anytime.

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>>729542057
>alpha

A thick kinky girl is best

>>729541717
OR 10/10 sex with a 5/10 is way better than 2/10 sex with a 10/10.

>>729541961
hey atleast im not talkin my way to fucking her cervix or cumming directly in her fertile womb

>even if i do want to shove a speculum in there and see my cum floating in there..

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>>729541266
B.

I fucking love fat/heavier women: more to play with, more to touch, and she's not as likely to leave me as would a skinnier woman. Plus, fat sex is the BEST sex.

>>729542218
No, that's not how this works. The parameters of the scenario are hot chick who's a prude or chubby who's a nympho. They will not change, you have to choose one, not try to redefine the scenario.

Also, no you are not.

>>729541266

People who choose B are short term thinkers.

>>729541266
B, every single time. At least assuming it's a girl in roughly the same shape as the pic on the right. If we're talking 400 lb jabba-like creature, I'll take A.

>>729541266
right is better than the left

>>729542465

So...in this case the two women are automatons incapable of either getting in shape or changing the way they feel about things?

>>729542541
No, they just aren't artists who are always trying to game shit.

>>729541266
I'll take fat bitch with a swimming pool for 10.

>>729542541
Cept I prefer a chubby girl.

And I have some fetishes I have to indulge in from time to time or else it stays inside and cones out as neurosis.

>>729542776
For all intents and purposes, yes. That is the choice you are making.

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>>729541266
>gf

>>729542965
Your gf has a weird face

>>729542883

That's depressing to consider.

Still choose A

>>729541833
Or you're just a beta cuck who will never get any girl to let you near their ass

I pretty much have a better version of B already.

Perfect amount of chub on an hourglass figure. 36H cup titties. Bisexual. Enjoys group sex. Down for whatever. Extremely pretty face.

>>729541266
Chick on right is my ideal, anyway.
If she's into the shit I am, even better.

>>729543186

Right? I can't get off unless someone elses fecal bacteria is infecting my dick either....

>>729541833
Well. That's not true.

Nothing closet about me though. I like dick and pussy.

explain this though you weird asshole, if that were true then why do I adore women's asshole but men's do nothing for me?

>>729543439
Because you're a faggot

>>729543439

Because you are a faggot that loves cock too much to pass it up for ass?

>>729541266
If not for the tattoo and dyed hair I would find b hotter than a with the fucking manly trained body (she is also making a picture of herself with a fucking name on it like fuck me i allready hate her attention whore guts)

anyway autism aside i choose b

>>729543640
But I love a ladies asshole. Men's asshole physically repulse me.

>>729543286
any pics of your gf? especially her sucking cock or servicing multiple cocks?

>>729543780
Still a faggot

>>729543780

If the man shaved his ass and got breast implants, you would be all over it. My guess is you dont like hairy asses

>>729541266
B in the picture is mor attractive than A though...like. by a lot.

>>729541539
fuck her slim

>>729543897
Naw. Men's asshole look different.

The dude would have to bleach his asshole and do some kind of puckering up/shrinking surgery for me to not find it repulsive.

I usually prefer chubby chicks i love grabbing their belly fat and squashing it and i love the way i feel when they are on me sucking their tits amazing aswell

>>729543756

>Hard work and dedication for muscle definition while remaining feminine
>manly trained

>literal fitness model
>attention whore

>>729544193

You are just in denial. Trying hard to get back in the closet

>>729541266
I'd go for the kinky chubby, besides, the girl on the right isn't even fat tbh

>>729543810
Wife. Not gf.

And no. I don't have any pictures of her servicing multiple cocks.

Though I wouldn't be mad if I did.

The picture is only illustrative, I'm not telling y'all to judge the two women there.

If you prefer chubby women, A could be one and B a land whale, etc, you get it.

It's strictly attractive to you and bad sex versus not that attractive but good sex.

>>729544293
you're in denial ..

>>729544290
How So? Because I don't find everything about a man sexually attractive.

I'm not even really attracted to much about a dude now that I think about it. Just the dick, mainly. I've never once looked at a guy and thought "man. He is cuute!"

>>729544299
good for you for the lockdown .. any pics of her at all .. even non nude ones? just very curious. :]

>>729544255
>Hard work and dedication for muscle

>feminine

pick one

>>729544293
the new tum/b/lr right hered

>>729544539
Hold on. Lemme see if I can find a titty

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>>729544541

Pick both

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>>729544539
>>729544679
Here's a titty

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instagram /anllela_sagra/

would you really prefer a chubby kinky girl to banging this hottie even if she is fussy about sex? oh god

Get both.
I married the hot vanilla sex chick.

I've got a down-for-anything slam pig on the side.

>>729541266

Tried A. Shit was boring, but she was hot.

Tried B. No limits. I'm married to B.

>>729544910

Right? It's like if you can't choke her or shit on her you may as well not be having sex at all when it comes to these guys.

Nobody said you cant have sex with her at all.

>>729541266

B, no question

I wouldn't sleep with the stick figure on the left if you paid me. Jesus.

this thread is cute. it's assuming guys prefer the skinny look over the curvy look on the right. in reality the one on the left wouldn't get much attention at all

>>729545785

No..no I refuse to believe you're being serious.

>>729545785
>in reality the one on the left wouldn't get much attention at all
but it's not true

>>729545785
>in reality the one on the left wouldn't get much attention at all

If you say that enough, you might start to believe it yourself

>>729545991
I would much much MUCH prefer the one on the right. Any day.

>>729541266
>chubby/fat
>every fetish you have
ill take B for lactation

>>729545785

Read this:

>>729544310

>>729541266
Both will cost you money and stop you from doing what you want, fuck hookers, a girlfriend/wife is an overrated experience

p.s: DONT HAVE KIDS

>>729541266
If the chubby is the one in the picture specifically and not some ugly one. then sure why not

>>729541266
I find the right more attractive in that pic.
But I guess id rather have someone I got on with on a day to day that I can have interesting times or fun with, regardless of sexual aspects
> I'm not beta, I have a fucking insane sex drive, prior to getting married I would have sex 5 -6 times a day and so long as I was hydrated I could go more.

>>729541266
>really picky about sex, only enjoys it vanilla, doesn't have a big sex drive, doesn't do anal

Psychotic/nerurotic. Nature's way of saying "don't touch".