>19 >female >virgin >never been with or kissed a

>>729540935
so whats up why are you on /b/ and not reddit or some shit

Lol bait

peel arse and show me the pink mmmmmm

>>729540935

you ever been with a black man?

>>729540935

whats you snapchat fuckin bitch?

>>729540935

sod off u cunt!

L O N D O N

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>>729540935

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>virgin

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>19
>female
>virgin

>>729540935
>I give out my steam because I want to use guys that fit most of the bullshit description I just gave to buy/give me shit
Die in a fire.

>>729540935
tits or gtfo

HOW MANY SHARPIES IN ANUS????

show cok

Tits or gtfo retard

do you suffer from depression OP? :/

>>729540935
Your hands don't look very small... Nails on point too...you haven't given up yet, pick your head up...

>>729540935
This copypasta again?
Oh boy..

>>729540935
>>dropped out of H.S
Everything else is forgivable, but not this.

Get an education, or you're fucked OP. It's the only way out of your shitty life.

>>729540935
titts or gtfo the rules /b/itch

>>729540935
>I have really small hands and feet..ugh..

Gonna need some photographic evidence of said feet from many angles to verify if OP is telling the truth

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>virgin
>posts on /b/
>totally not bait

>>729541300
this

>>729540935

show asshole with shit crust please, I love smell of fecal kaka

>>729540935

DIE YOU FUCKIN SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>729540935
Post another pic, cover breast with your hand... Accomplishes 2 things... Proves you're what you say... Also let's us dispell this hand issue you speak of

post your eyes plis

>>729541899
Ew

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Awkward when someone uses a picture of you.... (same clothes as original pic)

>>729542184
you are the real girl? or you are other faggot?

>>729541899
Chekt

lying copypasta

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>>729542362
Oh no I'm the real deal...

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Hey op, you need not feel so sad because there are people here that feel the same way you do about life. I get sad too sometimes and just got out of a long and strenuous relationship (just ended about 2 weeks ago but going out for 6 years) long story short we went to a party together and by the end of the night I left alone.

What you need to do is ignore the assholes and trolls in this thread because their only objective is to make you feel bad. Also ignore all the adds you're getting, it probably won't end well (obviously it won't because /b/ is filled with crazy no lifers lol)

here add me on skype

>hitman90001

We can chat if you want or you can even use my shoulder to lay your head on lol :P

Or if you want, I have a copy of Overwatch (origins edition) I bought an extra one by accident and couldn't find a good enough reason to give it to anyone, so I mind as well make a friend lol, and it's ok I'm platinum (rly high rank_ so I could help you out lol,

talk too you soon, muah xoxo

>>729542362
im guessing other faggot

>>729541110

Rolling

>>729542496

kys faggot

>>729542496

holy shit you can't be real

>>729542496
cuck bitch kys

>>729542496
>kukt

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>>729542496
jesus christ lol

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>>729542496

such a cutecake

>>729540935
TITS OR GTFO

I saw this exact thread a few months ago word for word. Added the account on steam, she asked me to buy a game and when I said no she deleted me from her friends

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>>729542496

>>729542496
MMmhh!!

FRESH PASTA
R
E
S
H

>>729542496

I hope you get killed on your way to work

>>729542494
Wait... Bri?

>>729542184
>>729542494
I'm not seeing any proof

>>729542496

why are ppl like you allowed to exist?

>>729542494
Ok, so... From what I can see of your face, you're a good looking girl. You've got a rocking body and will have zero trouble kissing and fucking most guys that you'd like to... Sounds like you're your own worst enemy. What makes you feel awkward? Half the shit you listed has no bearing on this... What is the noise in your head comprised of?

>>729540935
Show some tits and cherish this lonely soul.

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>>729543016
Yep who ever it is has taken my picture ffs.

>>729542496

I hope you get gang raped and killed you fucking faggot

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>>729542496
Well I'm certain you've made OP feel better about her shit existence, you fucking cuck

>>729540935
Everyone you meet wants to fuck you. Keep it in mind because you can probably find a rich guy at some point if you hate life that much

being female and virgin is a good thing you donut. fucking stop attention seeking and go back to tumblr or plebbit

>>729542496
disgusting.

added you OP :P

>>729542496

I almost threw up reading this

>>729540935
I was that way too. Found gf of five years. Things resolved. Still have issues nd anxiety, but life is better

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>>729542494
>no timestamp
>still obvious bait
fuck outta here with this weak shit

>>729543385
Srs question: cut or uncut?

>>729542496
I really hope this isnt real.

>>729543385
You've never even spoken to someone who has self-confidence issues, have you?

Post that girls nudes tho, we won't tell her.

>>729542496
DELSIH

FRESH

P A S T A
A
S
T
A

>begging
>tits or gtfo

sage

>>729540935

sure I'll bite

>32
>work as a telemarketer
>single
>don't have any kids
>live in a 1 bedroom apartment
>suicidal
>drink myself to sleep every night
>on the weekends I take upskirt videos at the mall
>masturbate to them

I hate myself and want to die

(added you btw, I love you)

>>729543764
That girl is fucking me

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>>729543849

>>729543385
now show that fine titties.

>>729543849

what a sad existence

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>>729542496
Screencapped for whenever a cringe thread pops up or i have to explain the concept of a cuck to someone.

>>729540935

you have really plump tiddays

added you mmmmmm

>>729543849
Jesus christ how indian can you possibly be?

>>729540935

>My mom drinks..alot
"a lot"

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>>729542496

God damn nigga

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>>729542496
>>729540935

good try, op

>>729543849
how do u take upskirt photos? do you put a camera in a duffle bag or?

Please show hymen. It will make my day knowing they still exist.

This person tried this awhile back i remember its some nigger that wants free shit kill yourself

>>729542598
>>729542708
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>>729542873
>>729542901
>>729543077
>>729543217
>>729543252
>>729543304
>>729543395
>>729543410
>>729543483
>>729543579
>>729543720
>>729543824
>>729544599
>>729545300
fucking newfags, old pasta is old.

>>729545440
Hmm what's OPs true intentions here?

>>729545440
HAHHAAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAH

>>729540935
>>729545440
OP how are you even that retarded? all you had to do was make up a fake name and replace it in that beta cucks greentext but you fucking used a name that you had previously used? seriously? fucking scam artists are cunts but you are way too fucking retarded

>>729545703
>>729545737
Wish I knew. Probably to scam people out of games. That sounds plausible -
>People see that guy whiteknighting, combined with fact that girl said skype leads to sexy shit.
>Gives skype.

>>729540935
>describe autistic loser self
>pretend to be girl

it's really funny how you have small hands and feet. loser faggot.

>>729545440
LOL

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>>729540935

>female
>virgin

>>729547463
>women are born devirginized

>>729542496
Do you live anywhere off i90 between Cleveland and Erie? Asking for a friend...

>>729542496
Please be real kek

>19
>female
>attention whore
>here's my steam
>secret camwhore
>walk the dinosaur?
>reply to this post or your entire family dies in their sleep tonight no immunities

>>729542496
Saved

Thanks anon

>>729540935
You're an auty. Join the club.

>>729542494
Go on

>>729547819

I read it up to post and stopped reading, i think that's the trick lul

>>729545440
screencap me

>>729542496
>>729545440
>>729540935
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>729548625
you're welcome for my services - i added her originally n then i realised im not fucking queer

>>729542496
This is good bait. Here's your (you)

>>729540935
Have you made this coffee yet?

>>729543849
poast OC

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>>729542496
Nice try tho

gives steam link
accepts friend request
goes offline
OP is a faggot

>>729542496
>>729540935
SEE YOU ON REDDIT

>>729540935
I'm 18 M virgin, pretty good life, rich parents, good friends, live in a good neighborhood, but whenever I try to have sex I get too anxious cuz the girls I know are a bit high maintenance , u wanna like have sex ? just so we can both lose our virginities, also I could probably find u a job

>>729550593
HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS AUTISITC

>>729550686
I'm just trying to get laid dude, I love broken chicks cuz they're not worth stressing about

>>729542496
Put me in the s c r e e n c a p

>>729551382
put me in the screencap telling this guy to fuck off

>>729551476
Put me in the screencap asking this cuck how many dicks his wife takes a week

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>>729542496
Disgust

>>729541300
Dubs have spoken babe.

>>729541899
>I love smell of fecal kaka
kek'ed

>>729540935
OP dis is a masterpiece

>>729542496
Add me to this screencap
My balls have kek'd into orbit

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>>729540935

Are you even trying OP?

>>729540935
Hey female me, how are you doing?
Seriously tho, everything you said about social awkwardness in general applies to me, even the walky thingy :P hate it
Are you avove average on the attractiveness side?

>>729542496
kys yourself my man

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>>729542496

come over

post nudes

>>729540935
I just realized what a great scam this is.
A+

>>729542184
your hands aren't small. I've asked this before and you never answer me but how do you keep getting those timestamped pictures?

>>729542496

god dam if this is real - this is the biggest faggot beta shit i've ever dam seen in my life nigga

>>729540935
You got good taste on games atleast. Do you play the elder scrools legends?

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>>729540935
>Claims to have social anxiety
>Claims to be a full-on kissless virgin
>Gives out steam for info to a bunch of unknowns on a infamous website/board full of virgins, white-knights, evil people

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>>729542496

Her real name is kassidi


It's really a girl

>I use steam because whenever I give out my skype it leads to sexual things..

that is because that is all you are good for. love those daddy issues. I'd keep you safe and home all day. you could play vidya and stuff. You'd have to get used to having sex, but I think you would enjoy it. You wouldn't have to worry about working, or any of that shit. hows that sound?

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>>729547665
Did you say cleveland?

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>>729543357
you retard OP is a fake and this is the real one
OP used her pic to get free shit off steam
not that hard faggot

>>729553543
>>729547665

keek - clearly she is europoor. look at date format.

>>729540935
This thread again

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>>729553357
It's to gain attention, which right now seems to be working in her favor. She won. Even if she is full of shit >Which she is

>>729542496
>>729542496
KEK

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>>729542496
oh god /b/

>>729542496
white knight to the rescue
nice try with the overwatch bait though. gotta give props for trying to convert a steam player to battlenet. the plot thickens. so does my cock.

any guy you ask would go out with you

fuck get out of here you fucking stacy

>>729545440
I have never been this hard before in my life
my fking sides are in another dimension atm

>>729548212
yep.
same.
get cuck'd faggot.

>>729542496
>>729540935
confirmed op and this fgt are actually the same fgt. This doesn't make things better. Op this isn't something you should be proud of. Moral of the story. If you want to hit on girls, make a fake girl 4chan post then come save her(yourself) so potential girls see how much of a cuck u are.

>>729542496

ahahha fuck hitman90001
and most people dont even get it

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>>729540935

>fit
>with boobs
>vagina

Why the fuck are you not getting laid for pleasure or at least fucking for $$$ (not prostitution, just use what yo mama gave you to get ahead)

Fuck me in the pussy!! with those deadly tools I'd be making a killing in the real world.

*ahem*
u have been bamboozled by mister "whiteknight"
check her usernames ...

>>729548790
Jesus fuck kys

>>729541300
You know what I'll never understand? Why every time we talk about women in this site it always has to be how we will degrade them, humiliate them or use them. Women are the most precious thing that has ever happened to this earth, they are beautiful, they care, and they can give you the strength necessary to overcome any obstacle. Remember that we all come from a woman, you should feel ashamed of expressing that way of them.

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>>729553432
Cuck lmfao

>>729540935
lol you're too good to be true. You're literally my type of girl and same age

>>729540935
jesus fuck
thats the exact opposite of someone anyone would want. too many problems to sort out for your own life to be even remotely worth. gl

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>>729540935

>>729557788
This. Lmao people here call girls whores and shit but ask them to post nudes.

>>729558105
LOL

>>729558105

bruh that's not even the worst one, keep looking through pages, it's the saddest shit I've ever seen

and she puts it all on display, like a trophy or something lol

>>729540935
>Implying all of that isn't the reason we are all on this piece of shit website

https://discord.gg/MrnWd9k ;

>>729555221
you're very welcome this stupid thottie was too ez she got flexed on boi

>>729558105
>>729558506
that's a pasta you faggot

>>729542494
I'm gonna facefuck the shit out of you

>>729540935
You need a hug

>>729542496
This faggot just took the bait and posted on her board..kek

If either of those is the actual girl and that story is true, I'll sound like a complete insensitive asshole but, I'd fuck you like it was my last day alive.

OP, do you have Discord? I am lonely.

>>729560551
read the thread thirsty newfag

>>729560756
Sorry.

>>729540935
Sent you an invite.

>>729540935
literally the only reason any girl cant get fucked is autism levels beyond comprehension... stop feeling so bad for yourself.

>>729542496
hey r/niceguy how are you?

>>729557788
Because we are supposed to be anonymous

lol newfags falling for b8 XDDD

>>729560843
now i feel bad man listen bitches r the vampires of the earth, they'll drain you whole - stick with BOI PUSSY

>>729540935
>>19
>>female
>>virgin
>>never been with or kissed a guy

"Amazing" bait

>>729557788
And this is why you don't get laid. This will sound ironic, but you are ignorant.

>>729561335
I know man, I am sitting here planning to die and I just want someone to talk to for the last time man, sorry if I came across badly.

>>729561656
it's all good i understand fully, but /b/ is the last place you want to be, if you have steam or anything ill happily chat with you fam

>>729542496
t-this c-can't b-be r-real
F-fucking k-kek

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im the guy who posted the steam screenshots, just to shoot it once more n kick it while its down - none of this was real.

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>>729561763
Only Discord my dude.

>>729557788
bruh can i let you in on a secret? women are people too... most women find it uncomfortable when they are put on such a high pedestal.
If you're nice to a woman and treat her how you would treat your guy friends (assuming you treat them politely and make jokes) you can date pretty much any woman 8/10 or under (assuming you aren't disgustingly overweight and can take care of your own personal hygiene + cook)

>>729562050
i can discord sure, hmu w/link

>>729561763
i have discord on my phone, we can talk if you want but im working atm so no mic
im not the last guy tho

>>729540935
bait.

>>729562240
>>729562344
Tempura#7237 I'm sorry it's extra work, but you're gonna have to add me as I can't do much rn.

>>729562543
all good, sent.

>>729562543
done

>>729540935
I go through something similar, can probably help u out. I added u on steam my profile is Wendys hmu we can talk through it

>>729540935
Wow woman, you and I have a destiny. I see it before me and so should you, a lavishly furbished apartment in Stockholm. You dance and paint, I write and sing, together a cornered dog will be our first responsebility, but a day leads to a weed and onwards a month. Once a few of those pass we end up one night on a roof top, where you eat a delicious vegan sandwhich I made you. You look up at me with a stilk of salad popping out fron your lips. You swallow and I whipe the smutts from your mouth.
"Angel'ara" you utter, and we go home and eat magic mushrooms and have a wild night in ecstacy knowing our child will soon be born.