A genie comes your way. It offers you one wish, but will try

i want the succ

>>729539714
I wish to have no wishes.

>>729540507
Ok. You no longer have any ambition in life and you only spend your days fapping to porn and browsing 4ch- Oh right... Sorry.

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>>729540875

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>>729540507
>>729540875
>>729541152

>>729539714
I wish for an annulment of your wish restrictions and more wishes

>>729539714

I wish to be a pretty girl

Become most attractive man alive and never get worse

I wish that I was able to use the Ripple from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

>>729541988
You are now the prettiest girl in Kazakhstan. Congratulations.

>>729542009
You are now so attractive that you are constantly living in fear of getting raped.

I wish all the fuckboys in the world would Disappear. We dont need those kinda people in our lives.

>>729539714
I wish to rape the genie to death.

>>729542597
They disappear from your life, making it so you have never heard of them. They now procreate in their own country. They call that country America 2.0

>>729542679
The genie makes it so and you now have to rape her until your dying breath. You are unable to do anything else.

>>729542897
I'm cool with it.

>>729542126
You are able to use the Ripple. Due to how physics work, it destroys your body in the process.

>>729542999
You don't seem to understand how the Ripple works. My Ripple would need to be on Kar's level to actually hurt me, and no human has gotten close to that level of power.

>>729539714
I wish all of the niggers and all the illegal alien spics were moved back to the continent currently known as Africa, permanently, where they could never leave it again.

>>729543813
The genie agrees. All who has ever been called a "nigger" or "illegal alien" is hereby transferred to Africa and enforced under the rule you specified. If you have ever been called such, that includes you as well.

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>>729539714
I wish to have submissive sex with you.

I want the Bee movie to be remade BUT Everytime the word "Bee" is used it gets distorted

>>729543755
Forgive me. I don't know exactly how ripple works. Your wish is granted.

>>729543813
fucking nigger gtfo /b/

>>729544062
The genie says "very well" and puts you in a submissive position while raping your ass with a 30 inch studded dildo.

>>729539714
i wish for the ability to have infinite wishes and to have no side effects

>>729544120
Ok. The Bee movie now plays forever and every time someone says "Bee" it distorts reality. Hope you're happy.

>>729544489
Rule violation. The wish is void. You have no more wishes.

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>>729544471
That's exactly what I was asking for, aren't you supposed to try to wreck my wish or something?

>>729544731
No. The genie will try to screw you over in one way or another. Mission accomplished.

I wish that the symbol for chemical element Copper was Cg instead of Cu

>>729544012
nope I haven't.

Muhahahaha I Win!!!!!!!!!

>>729544906
>>> >>729544263

>>729544659
i violated no rule
it says you cant wish for more wishes, i wished for the ABILITY to have infinite wishes

>>729544263
Ummm i am not a nigger, that's why I want to get rid of them.

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>>729539714
I wish to have vaginal intercourse with the genie at least once for however often I want, whenever and how I want it until I am certain that she is pregnant with my child and she isn't able to abort it.

If she is infertile or can't procreate with me, then I obviously get infinite sex! Woohoo!

>>729544906
Apparently so. Congratulations. You have officially destabilized many countries in the world due to the absence of certain individuals. The world is now going to hell while Africa now prospers due to the sudden incline in people with work experience, education and technological understanding.

>>729544887
The chemical symbol for copper is now Cg. Any particular reason for this?

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>>729544846
What if I like being bullied and this is also a part of the process of what I'm asking?
What if my fetish is also being abused by a genie with tiddies? What if having my wish being screwed is a part of what make my dick hard as rock? What if I like being cucked in every ways?

Hey, you're fucked, kiddo. I won.

>>729545225
Cg stands for Coghammer and I find it very amusing because Coghammer seems to be made out of copper but of course it will only be used in the future, so it's funny that it could already be called that

>>729545056
Not bad. I'll give you that one. The genie thinks for a while then agrees. She gives you the ability to have infite wishes. You never specified she has to grant them. You now have a lot of things you want with no means of achieving them. Hope you're happy with the result.

>>729545210
The genie agrees. The genie gives herself AIDS. It has no effect on her due to being an immortal.

>>729545381
You didn't specify. The genie is a sadist. You won, the genie won, hope you're happy.

i wish for a beautiful healthy kind girlfriend who will never cheat on me and will always be loyal to me

i wish whenever i put my hand into my pocket to pay for something, i will always pull out enough to pay for whatever it is.

>>729545642
The genie agrees it is funny. She gives you a funny hat as a thank you for the idea.

>>729539714
Let me fuck the genie.

>>729545759
>gf dies of cancur a year later

I want to fuck the genie

>>729539714
I wish to laze about with her for a day and give her great multiple orgasms.

>>729539714
I wish to not use up my only wish

>>729539714
i ask her to screw.

>will try to screw you over in one way or another.
all is fine i guess.

I wish to know the correct and factual answer to any question asked.

>>729545759
Before you stands a woman of impeccable beauty with the kindest smile you can imagine. She is incredibly doting and will never ever ever ever leave your side and will pamper you. She has next to no IQ and is unemployable, forcing you to take care of her. The genie wishes you the best of luck.

>>729545801
"Very well" the Genie says. Your pockets now possess the ability to withdraw any money from the surrounding area into themselves to match the exact sum needed. Everyone who is stolen from knows it is you.

>>729546287
>HEALTHY
YOU CUNT

>>729546931
i'll take it!

>>729539714

I wanna fuck it whenever I want to for all eternity.

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>>729546944
sudden onset
>bad

>>729539714
I wish that I knew if this was the real life, or just fantasy.

>>729546068
>>729546376
>>729546400
The genie has very particular interests in sex. All three of you are hereby subjected to the strangest torture porn you can imagine until you die.

>>729546433
"Your wish is granted." The genie says. You are hereby left with a wish you cannot use in any way or form.

I wish to be friends with the genie.

>>729539714
I wish I was omniscient and omnipotent.
Keep it short and sweet so she cant fuck you up the butt

>>729546761
The genie says "Yes Master." You now, in this very moment, know the answer to all questions that have been asked, are being asked or will ever be asked. The information is too much for your brain to comprehend. You go insane.

>>729547107
The clown from "IT" appears. It looks very horny.

>>729547227
The genie summons a door. Freddie Mercury comes out, whispers the truth of the question in your ear and leaves. The genie bids you farewell.

I wish that I was gay

I wish I was a sexy wish granting genie with free agency

>>729539714
I want whatever knowledge I need at the moment available to me in a conveinient form and to be able to switch this power on and off at will.

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I wish anime was real

>>729547603
What if that's exactly what I want?

Also, I want a really hard rock that I can put it my pocket and it never becomes full, but like diamond hard or anything just like pretty hard

>>729547603
Rephrase as "I wish to be forever omniscient and omnipotent" might be better, in case miss genie tries to be a cunt and take it back or say you used to be.

I wish I was God.

>>729539714
I wish to have Deadpool and Mystiques abilities without the drawbacks.

>>729547526
The genie is flattered and says "Ok". She is however, a very bad friend and tries to screw you over for money while loitering around in your home leaving trash all over the place.

>>729547603
You are now beyond understanding of human emotion and has no desire as you can have all you want. You no longer need to desire anything for all there is is yours if you want it. This realization is too much for a mere human mind. You go insane.

>>729547694
The genie says she cannot grant that which already is, so she takes the other definition of "gay". You are now happy. For a while.

>>729545839
>mfw I'm the only one ITT who got two wished fulfilled :^)

>>729542471
Kazakhstan actually has a lot of pretty hot girls, so that sounds pretty good.

>>729542897
Yeah was this supposed to be great?

I wish people would stop being needlessly mean to each other.

>>729539714
I wish to become god.

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I wish I lived in a fully automated luxury gay space communist society.

>>729548109
Eh, not the first time I've had a friend like that.

>>729539714
I wish for absolute omnipotence. There done the Genie can´t do shit to me now.

I wish that I am the smartest person ever alive

>>729539714
If the genie looks like that my wish would be "I wish you were physically addicted to having my semen inside you".

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I wish for the ability to take abilities from any work of fiction, be it movies, vidya, tv shows, books or manga, then make them real and use them myself.

If the genie wants to have a little side sex that's cool too.

>>729539714
I wish to relive my life but this time make better choices.

>>729548570
Fuck you, you're going to make the rest of us retards with that wish.

I wish that people stop browsing 4chan forever

>>729548383
fuck you, I went to fap after hearing about the fully automated luxury gay space communist society and I was still half thinking about it

>>729547830
You are now a sexy wishgranting genie who owns a non-profit organization. You are bound to the rules of the lamp and your company earns no money.

>>729547903
The genie agrees. You can switch this power on and off as you wish. The switch is located at the bottom of the Mariana trench. You may flick the switch as you wish when you reach it. It is currently set to "Off".

>>729547948
Anime is now real. Your wish is the reason anime exists to begin with. You created anime. Every otaku and weeaboo knows your name and who you are. You are their idol.

>>729547976
See >>729547653

>>729548065
You are now God. The God of poop to be exact.

>>729548092
You now have cancer and your skin is blue. Neither are a result of the abilities themselves, only additional mutations. You are looked at as a freak and shunned from society.

The genie must be my submissive and loyal slave

>>729539714
i wish for a box with an eternal dose of the fantasy drug called soma from the book "a brave new world"

I wish for an american average sized hoagie on my sturdy desk and you genie may have one too

I wish I was a tiefling that made humans within 1 foot desire anal sex according to their sexuality.

i wish to be made an immortal, free genie and that I can grant as many of my own wishes as i choose, with the genie i gained this power from becoming powerless immediately afterwards.

>>729549032
>You now have cancer and your skin is blue. Neither are a result of the abilities themselves, only additional mutations. You are looked at as a freak and shunned from society.

Fam tbh even without me specifying no drawbacks, since I have the shapeshifting abilities of Mystique I can just change to someone that isn't cancer ridden or blue. Which will make me look normal.

You can't go back and make your shit more specific

>>729539714
I wish to have the power of chaos, the power to distort and morph reality at my very own will, while (after granting this power) being immune to magic.

I wish for enhanced reflexes and dexterity.

I wish for a satisfying life, how I want it to be at this very moment.

I wish for not being burdened by law.

I wish for humanity being wiped out by a giant, worldwide fire, no place safe.

Choose one (or all?) to fuck me up

>>729539714
I wish for everyone to be as miserable as me

I wish you to be free genie with the soul bounded promise not to harm me

>>729549258
What about your parents and relatives

I wish for rule number one to be void and for more wishes. Checkmate

>>729549032
He said convinient

>>729549449

I'm a tiefling, obviously I'm not related to any humans.

>>729549258
>>729539714
I wish all teiflings have an irritating beeeeeeeep noise forever, fuck you anon

>>729549596
I did, but I didnt specify the switch enough
But srsly if I can somehow prove this to anyone and they're able to hit that switch for me its gonna be a new age of information

>>729539714
I tell them that I will think of a wish, and will notify them when I am ready.

Then, I'll never make a wish, forever leaving them on call.

>>729539714

I wish for the genie to suck my dick.

>>729548109
I thought the genie couldn't manipulate emotions

>>729539714
I wish to become a cute female Genie.

>>729544012
Nigger

>>729539714
I wish for the genie to become free and so happy that they grant me another wish they won't try to screw me over on, due to my first wish being so selfless.

>>729549690
Actually tieflings are born normally but due to sex with a demon/a deal with a demon, the baby pops out of the womb with the tail and horns

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>>729539714
I wish to smoke you, as i can clearly see your tail is smoke.

>>729549970
Arnt tieflings decendants of humans that made pacts with demons?

1.) all wishes including this one will be used as I intend them
2.)???
3.)profit

>>729547317
I come back from the dead as an almighty zombie with a raging boner. I stick it in her pooper and go to town.

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>>729542897

>>729539714
Pull my pocket knife and tell here if she fucks with me I'll slit her fucking throat.

Then I'd Wish to meet Tay-Tay.

>>729539714
I wish for her genie bottle that she lives in to be always full of my jizz.

>>729548156
The genie smiles and wafts her finger. People now invent reasons to be mad at each other. You have caused 2016. The genie hopes you are satisfied.

>>729548237
You are now the God of Vomit and disgusting things.

>>729548570
The genie thanks >>729548883 for the suggestion. Everyone else on the planet has the inteligence of ducks.

>>729548647
The genie says "Yes, of course." The genie is a spiritual being and desire is an emotion. The physical need has no effect.

>>729548704
You relive your life with choices that are only slightly better than what you did up to this point.

>>729548998
4chan ceases to exist.

>>729548383
You are now the ruler of this country. However there is no landmass left on earth to accommodate it. You have no people to reign over.

>>729548651
The genie agrees to the first wish. The process is automatic and you take in all those abilities, even detrimental. If you don't possess the necessary physical prowess to wield them, the genie can only say "good luck". And leaves. Also, society now thinks you're freaky and the government wants what is yours. Have fun.

>>729549158
It is made from rat meat. The genie says she's fine.

>>729550664
>The genie is a spiritual being and desire is an emotion. The physical need has no effect
Well played.
Should've gone with metaphysical need.

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>>729539714
I wish to live forever in a paradise where only things I consider wonderful will happen to me.

>>729539714
I wish my wish not to happen

Dear Genie:

Bless me with the ability to give anyone I choose total happiness.

Regards,
Your friend.

I want wish my dick was 12 inches long and to have anal sex with the genie, gaping her asshole and ending with a torrent of cum spilling out

>>729550905
Really wanna see how you assholes can find a way to screw someone over like that.

>>729551240
You're gonna go knockout due too losing too much blood in your brains yo. You didnt specify girth

>>729551356
Messing with his perception of wonderful

>>729550905
The genie warps your mind so you're a masochistic cuck with a poop fetish. Enjoy your personal paradise.

>>729549418
The Genie agrees. Misery now envelops the world. It goes to shit.

>>729549437
The genie says thank you, is free and causes havoc on the rest of the world. Whatever happens to you as a result is out of her reach and care.

>>729549521
The rules specify no wishing for more wishes. The genie is disappointed in you, but says you may try again.

>>729549875
She cannot alter anyone else's emotions.

>>729549929
You are now a cute female genie, forever bound to a lamp.

>>729549993
The genie laughs and transform into poisonous gas. You are dead.

>>729550469
"Here" is a location. Specify it and she will transport you there. She also informs you that genies are immortal spirits.

>>729550905
The paradise only exisits in his mind so now he's drifting in his own mind unable to wake to the real world? maybe the genie may say that. also youre gay

>>729551626
>The genie laughs and transform into poisonous gas. You are dead.
Nice 2 wishes at once.

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>>729549284
i think you fucked up OP, anon. Kudos to you

>>729551626
>You are now a cute female genie, forever bound to a lamp
Excellent, not nearly as bad an outcome as some of the other wishes here.

>>729550905
You are now constantly high as fuck on drugs. The genie sends you to the paradise that is your inner mind. You may do whatever you wish in there.

>>729550972
The wish doesn't happen. The genie bids you farewell.

>>729551186
The genie doesn't know who this "friend is" and ignores the letter.

>>729551240
Your penis is now 12 inches longer. You pass out from lack off blood to your head.

>>729552032
The genie hopes you are either submissive by nature or clever as fuck.

>>729552098

Genie! Suck my dick!

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>>729552032
I had a rat meat hoagie, beggars can't be choosers

>>729551626
>I ram my mighty dick into the genie's cunt
>Her mouth says no but her vagina says yes
>I pull out her eyes and thrust my wingwong into her eyesockets
>The genie now has an awesome Halloween costume
>She makes me a sammich in thanks and gives me a blowjob while I eat it

>>729551896
no response from genie = win

>>729539714
I wish to be a passable cute trap and for my current physical position in the world not to be changed in anyway

>>729539714
I wish for the ability to view, control, and manipulate the probability of any possible event occurring, along with it to be controlled by a manner of my choosing.

I wish

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>>729539714
The powers of Dr. Manhattan

>>729552098
You cheated because you could not defeat me I declare victory and am the official king of this thread.

>>729539714
I wish the genie was an ordinary girl and that she was my girlfriend

>>729552282
The genie summons a vacuum cleaner.

>>729552459
You look exactly like a mouse trap.

>>729549284
The genie returns to you and apologizes for the delay. She thanks you for her freedom and goes on to spend the rest of her life as a normal human. Have fun.

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>>729552098
>>729551705
>>729551523

>The genie warps your mind
I still don't see the problem if I always feel great.

>>729551430
>>729553131

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>>729552999
>You look exactly like a mouse trap

I wish the genie provided satisfying oral sex to me

>>729552999

Yo, Genie, I'm still waiting that you fulfill those wishes
>That's not a wish in itself, so you can't manipulate me in just not waiting anymore, you have to do those wishes
>>729549379

>>729539714
I wish for the genie to wear a big, normally produced, wet, stinking turd of mine on her head as a hat for eternity.

>>729552507
The genie says "Okay". You now have that ability, but the probabilty you manipulate is now a numerical value that must come from another source. For instance, you increase the chance in winning the lottery, but you must decrease the chance of something else first.

>>729552851
You now have the powers of Dr. Manhattan and along with it comes his view on the world. You don't really care much for humanity any more.

>>729552943
The genie transforms herself into a normal girl, dates you for a while and dumps you for another person.

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I wish for you to give me 1000 of the things I want most without affecting me in any negative way whatsoever.

i wish that genie would stick 10 carrots up it's asshole

>>729553306
The genie summons 65 year old Harold. Harold likes giving oral sex and is pretty good at it.

>>729553314
The genie tells you to choose one.

>>729553344
The genie obeys. The genie now has your child sitting on her head.

>>729553953
Originally I wanted to let the genie choose, I kinda like surprises, but in that case I'll stick with the first one

>>729552999
i win

I wish the genie was gay

>>729553672
The genie gives you 1000 things you desire, but since you also said you don't want them to affect you, you can never use them. You only possess them.

>>729553879
The genie counters that she has no asshole.

>>729539714
Super mind that like in limitless without any of the drawbacks

I wish for complete, effortless control over all aspects of my physical appearance at no cost to myself or anyone else.

>>729539714
I wish the Genie to leave and go fuck itself.

>>729553573
I call that a 100% success. Good thread Op. oh, and I guess a 0% chance of there being another Bay Transfomers movie

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>>729542772

>>729554096
You now have the ability to control chaos. Magic is now ineffective to you. Your power has no fuel.

>>729554120
The genie is now happy.

>>729554187
>The genie counters that she has no asshole.
Well you better do something to fix that, because i want and DESERVE to see 10 or atleast 9 carrots in genie's asshole.

punk.

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>>729554187
>since you also said you don't want them to affect you
WRONG FUCKBOY

>without affecting me in any NEGATIVE way

>>729554484
For balance

I wish to be made as close to omnipotent as the genie can make me and for all of my cognitive functions to be unaffected in the process( can't make me dumber than i already am as to compensate for my near-omnipotence)

I wanna watch the genie have lesbian sex with a trap

>>729554268
No pays you any mind anymore. Hope you are happy.

>>729554284
The genie leaves and masturbates. She has a good time.

>>729554484
Thank you. A lot of these were a bit challanging, but I hope you all had fun. I'm heading to bed now. Let's do thhis some other time as well. It was an interesting improve-challenge.

Thanks everyone. Genie: out!!

>>729539714
I wish the genie was a mortal human.

I wish for two dicks to rip my gfs pussy

>>729554999
trips will make this wish come true

>>729554926
listen bitch i just got started
it doesnt stop until i say its over

ya hear

>>729554547
The genie apologizes. She makes you a low-level genie with an asshole and shoves 9 out of 10 carrots up into your ass. The last one she eats.

I wish I were immortal.

>>729554999
The genie is now a mortal human. She is tired. Good night~

>>729554526
Yeah, nice try, I kinda anticipated that. That's why I used the terms "power" and "magic".
Entrophy/Chaos searches for the most power-efficient configuration. It's basic physics. Thus my POWER is not, was not and will never be dependent on something like MAGIC.

>>729555207
The genie grants you immortality and flings you into space at large fraction of the speed of light.
You soon go insane from the pain and isolation, which only gets worse when the universe ends.

>>729555570
GG genie.

I wish that the Genie can never again screw the wish she grants.

>>729555867
And now you have no more wishes.

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>>729555570
Maybe I'll eventually get my own space colony though

>>729539714
inconsequential omnipotence

I wish for genie's freedom

>>729555984
Yeah, but I probably ruined her favorite hobby.

>>729541969
ayyyy smart

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I wish to be a cute anime girl with many cute anime girl friends, as one of the main characters of a moe slice of life anime!

>>729539714
I wish for all the knowledge in the universe and the cognitive ability to distinguish all the knowledge from all peices of one another

>>729557288
Congratulations you are now Yuki.

>>729539714
I wish I created apple
> gets cancer
Fuck

>>729539714
I wish fluffies are real.

>>729539714
I wish I had complete/full control over time.

>>729544887
The genie the symbol for copper in every periodic table shown in 3d cg.

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>>729557606
That's rather vague, anon. There are a lot of Yukis out there.

>>729539714
Let's fuck some fluffies!
729542759
>>729542759

I want to be able to will anything i want into existence or have a bedroom full of hot qt 10/10 trap gfs.

>>729539714
I will for absolute control over all matter at all times.

>>729539714
Is the genie the one in the picture, and not hiding a penis?

My wish depends on the answer to this question.

>>729546761
You disappear from existence as a paradox is created in which you must know the correct and factual answer to all questions, but not all questions do.

>>729547107
You get to fuck all the IT guys working in whatever company.

i want a 10 billion euros depot on my own island

i would party hard with my besties till we die

>>729549807
She sucks your dick with a powerful heavenly vacuum that removes your dick.

>>729539714
I wish to impregnate you.

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>>729539714
I wish to have the absolute ability to intelligently alter reality in any way I see fit starting with my own dna and ending at controlling the very time and space of the whole universe.

>>729558256
You must now control matter at all times. If you stop controlling matter (e.g. go to sleep) you will disappear due to a paradox.

>>729560309
Gee, too bad you're now schizophrenic and have lost the ability to recognize what is real.

I AM CALYPSO

THANKS FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL.

>>729555151
fair enough

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I wish to break the rules and revive randy savage.

1) I wish that all wishes granted will be completed in the way the wisher intends with no loopholes or unexpected drawbacks.

2) I wish all of my various health issues were resolved and would not return in the future.

I don't have a 3rd wish yet. Maybe 'I wish I had a list of the next 100 powerball jackpot winner's numbers.' That way I could pick the one I want to win and spread the other winnings to the people I love.

I wish for the website Tumblr to get shut down.

I wish to see anyone's stats of my choosing in a RPG format ie strength, Agility, Intellect ect through a piece of paper that appears in my pocket

>>729563759
Tumblr is shut down by a North Korean virus that also takes out Steam and Pornhub.

>>729539714
If the genie are just like in your pic then I would wanna fuck her(or wish to fuck her), so she would give birth to more genies. What you guys think?

>>729542545
Are you saying I get raped a lot, or I suddenly become paranoid delusional?..

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I wish to become Megumin.

I wish to have 100 lbs of solid gold in my bathroom, right now.

>>729564669
Your wish is granted, 100 lbs. of solid gold is now in your bathroom. Too bad its in water pipes, making your bathroom useless.

>>729564899
Not the owner of original post, but fuck that with that much gold, you could fuck up your whole house and after selling the gold, buy a new better house.

>>729539714
I wish for the ability to grant my own infinite wishes.

I wish that the Genie in this thread could no longer grant anymore wishes for anyone in this thread, thus closing this thread down.

>>729539714
I wish for 10000000 million dollars to be deposited into my bank account that can be used legally by me as soon as i finish this sentence.

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>>729565453
And one word before you finish your sentence Rick sets the value of the dollar to zero.

I wish to be omnipotent and omniscient. Game over

>>729565961
too bad the genie can no longer grant wishes in this thread,

game was already over