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We will guide you through the process, but you must decide now.
State the specifics of your desired reality in a reply to this post.

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I want a reality where i can save a copy of this image
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This exact world except without this post.
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>>729539589
I accept
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>>729539589
I want this exact reality but with me inheriting shitloads of money in the near future
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OP, quit being such a fag
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>>729539808
roll
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>>729539939
I want a reality where I can fuck who I want all the time + shit loads of money
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Exactly how reality is right now, except all women are naked and have enlarged thighs.
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>>729539589
High sci fi fantasy, with an ACTUAL utopia, none of that "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!" bullshit, just aliens, New New York, a bunch of other cool sci fi shit, and a hotter version of myself, see if you can work a Yandere XCOM viper looking thing in there.
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I want a reality where I'm a god that can craft his own universe easily
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>>729539589
This exact world but i have an 8 inch dick with a 6 inch girth
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I WANT TO LIVE IN A SAO GAME OF THRONES HYBRIDE so sao but with porn
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>>729539589
Pasta really
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>>729539589
sure, why not faggot
>I accept
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>>729540653
When the fuck is my heart gonna stop?
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this but im happy
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>>729539589
I want more.
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me me accepto
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I reject.
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i want to be the next hitler
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a copy of this reality except i have 100 million dollars in my checking account

/thread u fucking dipshit
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>>729539589
WTF is macaroni then? Is my life a lie?
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bumping the oc thread
>i accept your offer what now?
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make me eragon in the inheritance cycle book series my nigga
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I accept
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>>729539589
I want a reality in which i control time and minds of others.
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As I said in the previous post I want an universe in which she is happy
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>>729539589
ok.
i want to be sakura kinomoto but a real version, same friends and lifestyle, and i remember this life and any other lives i've had.
do it.
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A world where i control everything and anything if i want to.
I accept this offer.
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Same as now, but with disposable income.
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>>729539589
I want to live in an exact copy of this world, with the exact relationships i have, but i want to have a power to influence anyone and everyone as I please to do anything I want. Additionally, i want to have immunity from diseases, body degeneration and eternal youth, but conserving my ability to die, only and if I desire
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>>729543519
Didn't die, fuck this shit.
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I want a reality where I am god and can do literally anything
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>>729539589
A world where everyone has feminine penises
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Respect
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I want to live in this exact same world as the exact same person but about 1000 years ago, but be immortal so i can experience all the cool things id like to.
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>>729539589
y pasta tho
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I want to live in a reality where I can be together with her and be happy together
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>>729539589
Ravioli ravioli give me the fomuoli.
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Take me away, law of the cycles
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>>729539589
Sure, I'll bite. Return my consciousness with all memories intact to myself 20 years ago and allow me to build my own reality from there.
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I want a reality where I am God
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>>729543565
Still Waiting for my heart to stop
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>>729539589
A world like this except all woman are futanari and I can change the world, the things in it and their thoughts. So basically I play god in a world of futanari.
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5 years ago, with the exact knowledge and memory I have now.
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The same, except I'm a multi billionaire and look like a model.
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>>729539589
Healthy Billionaire with Money that will last a lifetime.

Live healthy till 100 years old.

I get to keep my current Wife.
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>>729539589
How about a world where greed, ignorance and hatred don't exist. Where people communicate their problems and work to find healthy solutions. Preferably, I'm more attractive and smarter and healthier. But I wouldn't be mad if that wasn't the case
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Same myself year ago but I'm last man on earth
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>>729539589
I want a reality where cool frog memes and vaporwaves music playing in elevator are the norms.

Now.
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>>729539589
This exact reality but one where I have a sixpack, a strong jawline and an IQ of above 160
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>>729539808
roll for this
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accepted.
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>>729539589
I reject this bullshit
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all so beggy i just want a csgo serial key lol
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>>729539808
roll
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>>729544507
>only 160

Weakling.
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>>729539589
Take me to Valhalla!
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>>729539589
I accept
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>>729539589
A reality where I am happy
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>>729545028
Why I´m still alive?
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i wanna be a b i r d o

cause flying is cool
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Become a female you cucks
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>>729539589
same world, but with fantasy
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>>729539589
This reality but im actually attractive by my standards.
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I want a reality wich is the same as now except that im omnipotent
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Put me in a synthwave reto city with a delorean plz fam
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>>729539589
Fuck you, i'am the creator of my own reality.
+ You can't erase my memory so too bad for you.
Now be a good little OP faggot and gtfo.
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a reality exactly like this only I'm not depressed
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A world where I am a cute girl
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>>729539589
No Game No Life?
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a cute, loli, space adventurer.
own cool ass ships that can go at whatever speed i want.
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>>729539589
I want a reality the same as this but I have all the powers of god.
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I want to live in an exact copy of this world, with the exact relationships i have, but i want to have a power to influence anyone and everyone as I please to do anything I want. Additionally, i want to have immunity from diseases, body degeneration and eternal youth, but conserving my ability to die, only and if I desire; but without cutting off any potential spiritual/astral growth i may have in this realm
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I wanna live in the Star Wars universe
It'd be cool to fight for the Republic and be a Jedi and shit.
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>>729539589
i want a world just like this, but where i ever so slightly often get what i need in live
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You already know what I want
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i want a reality where i die
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futuristic Sci fi true utopia with advanced space travel and magic, and with me alone having the ability to easily create anything I can imagine out of nothing and change myself and others on all levels as I please.
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I want to live in my vaporwave dreams
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>>729539589
I want to live inside Halo 3.
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i reject
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>>729539589
a world where the nazis won
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>>729547239
i didn't die, very disappointing that op didn't deliver
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A world where OP delivers
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>>729539589
This exact world, except my ex girlfriend is undoubtedly and overwhelmingly in love with me and will never leave me. I miss her dearly.

Please anon. Release me from my suffering.
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>>729539589
This world, except for my best friend and I are transported back in time 30 years to our old bodies, retaining all of our memories. Events should unfold along more or less the same path.
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>>729539589
I accept. I want a reality where I watch you get tortured and killed in a different way every day for the rest of my life. This reality is able to bring you back to life after each execution so it can occur again the next day.
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>>729539589
I want the love of my life back with the money to keep us supported
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>>729547475
I'm still lonely, fuck you OP
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I accept
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A genius who invented/harnessed fusion power for the masses and set humanity up for a positive future all by 24 years old. Money is no issue
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>>729539589
Same reality but im successful in everything I do and luck/fate always favors me
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>>729539589
A world where I can bend people's will to mine
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>>729539589
I want to die and be in a reality where I am happy and she loves me.
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I want a reality where I go back and fix all of the mistakes I make in this reality.
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>>729548063
fag
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>>729539589
Hook me up with time powers so I can wack it anytime I want
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>>729548215
Sage
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A world almost the same to this one. The main difference being my own ability to shape shift at will. Also destruction of all global governments to the point of societal collapse.
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I need the wealth and fortune of bill gates, be personal friends with Nicolas cage, my current physical body, a life time supply of peanut butter beer and pizza, along with the intellect of Stephen hawking.
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>>729539589
I want to be in a reality where I can fuck anyone I want and have a fuckton of money
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A world that is the exact same except I have a qt3.14 gf and I am permanently healthy and skinny regardless of what I eat and I am super smart and my parents love me
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>>729539589

I want to believe.

Take me somewhere where I'm rich in the woods and bluepilled, I don't wanna know how fucked up this world is.
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>>729539589
Put me in a reality where I have the ability to manipulate reality to my will. I would be all knowing, all powerful, able to shift into and out of other's bodies and live their lives for a bit. I want to guide humanity to something greater. Their mortal lives would be lived again and again until they learned everything there was to learn as I guided them. I would creat different worlds, sculpt great civilizations as a hobby, let them explore the stars, and under my guidance reach great heights. Basically, I would be a God.
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>>729539589
A reality identical to this one, in which I'm omnipotent and omniscient.
Turning everyone into furry lolis might have its downsides.
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>>729539589
I want a reality where supernatural abilities exist, and I have the ability to control time.
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im a weeb, sword art online reality please
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Change my reality
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Accept, what's next, faggot?
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im a weeb, sword art online reality please
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>>729539589
Give me a reality where Chelsea doesn't have to endure what she's going though, neither of us have kids, and i have a reasonable amount of money to my name, but otherwise the same.
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>>729539589
god damnit i already did this thread and im not with my fucking femboy bf

fuck you
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Accept, and like exactly as it was before only im born as a hot chick, and also semen tastes of cupcakes
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>>729539589
i wan a reality in which candlejack is th
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>>729539589
Sure. I'm in.
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>>729539589
I want the same reality, only immortality, a lot of money, and a big dick.
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>>729550100
You fucked up.
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A reality where she loves me
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>>729539589
a world without shitskins and australia
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non-existence, heart stop
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>>729550171
Oh, ah... the version of history where Oswald shot the guy on the grassy knoll.
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I would like a reality like the one in Avatar: the last airbender, where I was the Avatar, and got to live out all the Avatars adventures.
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I would like a reality like the one in Avatar: the last airbender, where I was the Avatar, and got to live out all the Avatars adventures. I want all my memories from this life erased.
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The same as this reality but I want control of the universe and everything in it. And a big ol' dick which I can helicopter about with.
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>>729539589
A world where I have infinite wishes, to shape the reality to my will.
Also, I can pick up any instrument or language that I want.
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>>729539589
You've left me stranded, OP.
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>Populated (by intelligent lifeforms) copy of this reality.
>Telekinesis/Telepathy/Interstellar travel/ Immortality
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>>729550861
Heart hasn't stopped.
Op baiting level: %80 chance of replies.
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>>729539589
i wanna be in a world where im the most popular kid in school for a good reason and i can make any girl fall for me if i want to. i also can edit my face and everything about me in general.
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>>729539589
Reality where OP is not a faggot.
>Bask in OC.
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>>729551188
Kek, a reality that you'll never see.
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>>729540004
This is better
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>>729539589
Yes,i accept your offer.
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>>729539589
i reject hit me w/ the brain ray i know you dont have
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I want a reality where I didn't fuck up, and cheat on my best friend of two years, she was the best thing to ever happen to me. I want to be in a college that didn't lie to me to get my application, I want to be happy. Not the momentarily happy feeling. No. I want to be truly happy, I want to be able to sleep all night, I want to not look at any gun I see and have the urge to plaster my brains on the wall behind me, I don't want to hear the voices or feel like I'm being followed. I want to be normal. No medication, no shrinks. I just want to be happy and normal and go back to how it was before I saw whatever I did that night and before I ruined my relationship.
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I accept.
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I want the reality I'm in now but I have a ton of money and a massive schlong.
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>>729539589
a reality where i can trap
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I accept only if I get endless money and a Japanese Waifu
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this same exact world but i'm a fucking god
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>>729539589
reality where it's the same as right now, except hot alien boob ladies come to earth and bring me, and a bunch of other dudes to fuck 'em "to save their world". They're really hot n shit. Also I have a 6 pack
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>>729539589
Give me a world identical to this one, with three changes, and these three only :
I want to have the ability to use some semblance of ' magic ' or whatever kind of talent to control time, allowing me to do things in at least a quarter of the time it takes me in this reality, without sacrificing part of my life.

I want to start my life from the beginning, and remember what I've done wrong, or know what I will do wrong, before I make the wrong choices like I have now.

I want a world where I can see a purpose to living. Give me a truth to work towards, a root of magic, a God to topple, anything, just don't give me this world where everything, in the end, means nothing.
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a world where cartoon logic applies in real life
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>>729539589
A reality where I'm happy and infinitely rich
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this same exact world but anime is a real
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>>729554207
Universal Truth: Beat blue team.
Have fun.
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Millioner with a lot of girls and fun and happiness
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>>729539589
The year 1946 in a reality where National Socialist Germany won WWII
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I want to reside in a reality where the circumstances that I call dekan vibes are a reality and I'm living in it
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>>729539589
I want an exact copy of this reality expect I am Immortal. Undying, unaging, immune to all sickness and diseas without the need to eat or drink.

It's not for selfish reasons though, the world needs a martyr and a reusable martyr would be pretty awesome. I could ask for a better world vut how long wpuld that last? Better to just do it myself.
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>>729539589
a world that is pretty much the same as it is now but with anime
and I am 6'6 with a 10 incher
and the world is in no danger of destruction
no niggers and everyone is as nice as they are in anime
and infinite resources and the world is flat and infinite
ready an--
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I accept,
I want to live in an SAO-eske fantasy world.
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>>729539589
I want a life where you never existed.
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thanks yes ples
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The same life but where I get the job with Roy. And my girlfriend's depression symptoms start to get better
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>>729556050
>sao
fag
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>>729539589
I want to live in a reality exactly like the one I'm in right now, but I'm super rich. I also want to know everything, like everything possible, maybe passed that. Also, enlarge my gf's tits a little and get my dad out of the hospital
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>>729540004
Rolling for this
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>>729556555
nice trips
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My current life but with huge tittied women who want me
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>>729539589
I simply wish for a world full of joy and nothing but joy
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a reality where i can control people's minds
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you know what im thinking send me there
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Same life except I'm happy with qt gf
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>>729556775
>>729539589
I accept your offer on these conditions
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Attainment of an immortal body, infinite wealth, and complete domination of the universe
How do
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I wish to live in a world where I can do absolutely anything without repercussions, and have every super power. I also don't want to have any morals. I also want to wake up there using a superpower. like I wake up in the middle of flying
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it didn't work.
i walked outside and all the children are wearing clothes.
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>>729539589
I want this reality but where I'm Batman.
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A world exactly as it is now but fuck it, I am all powerful.
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I accept,i want me as a soldier in the military,and every girl i want gets to have sex with me,and also i want the powers of regeneration of Logan Aka Wolverine Aka James Howlett
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>>729539589
Huh?
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>>729539589
I want a reality that is the exact one I'm in now, but there's a million dollars under my bed.
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>>729539589
Give me the new reality.

I wish to be attractive, charismatic, successful, rich, a good and talented person, and from a nice country. Race doesn't matter.
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>>729542356
This for me too. Also, I don't have to relive everything in the past and the government doesn't imprison me for a sudden wealth increase
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Selfishness everywhere. Die fat faggots.
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hey i replied to one of these about an hour ago and im still alive nothing changed, what gives nigfag
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Same as this reality, but I'd like to be the most intelligent man on the planet.
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>>729539589
A reality which I am most satisfied with
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I accept.

Make me a god, where I am in full control of everything and can create anything I think of with my imagination.
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I want to live in the world of D&D, and I'm the DM.
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a reality that I can change whenever I want random
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>>729539589
I want a reality where i'm loved by someone
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I acsept dis uffer
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gimmie 2 qt trap gfs pls
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>>729560818
Also I want a reality where I can suck my own cock or grope innocent girls
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This works except I would be given God's power of control in life, including my own mortality, flow of life, flow of life of other people, super human powers, etc....
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make me a dog lol
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>>729539589
Okay, One where I can import a Renault Twingo without any laws saying otherwise. Also like 500 million dollars, a normal sized rancher house, and a good stream of passive income.

Oh yeah and North Korea never existed
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>>729539589
A reality where everything that has led up to this moment in my life is exactly the same, except I live in Rio De Janero, Brazil
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>>729539589
A reality where eating dick cheese for pleasure is socially acceptable
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>>729539589
In all other respects identical to this one, but my job pays 20% more, my eyes work properly, and I have a reasonably sane girlfriend and we're both actually compatible with each other and find each other attractive. Thank you.
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>>729539589
The exact same world except I'm bill gates but I'm in my 20s
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>>729539589
I would like to transport to a reality were I can ride a donkey to work.
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>>729539589
I want to be a rich sexy male rap artist.
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>>729539589
I need to completely undo last week and live it again. I said something stupid a few days ago and need to correct it. I accept your offer.
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I wish to live in a duplication of this reality, with the exception that I have the powers highlighted in this picture.
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>>729539589
The only thing i ask is a reality where my father managed to fulfill his dream and become a DJ. Cause he had to work to much for family he never managed to become one, and now he's 50, sad. I, just want him to be happy.... I accept.
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This thread is kinda sad.
Otherwise I think people would notice if a bunch of 4chan users all had a heart attack at the same t ime.
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Sci fi, FTL capable, western themed universe with many factions vying for power.
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I wish I lived in a world with my current gf and nothing for us to worry about. No bills, no excess work. I wish we could do whatever we'd like, a life that she deserves.
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I want a reality where I'm god.
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>>729539589
I wish I had never moved to Cleveland, but other than that, I'm OK.
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>>729539589
I want to be happy and free
please
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>>729539589
save all knowledge and start from 10 years old again on the same time line
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>>729539589
As much as I'd love to leave this shithole behind, my few friends and family need me and I know if I were to be found dead next morning it would completely break them.. The best I can do is make the best of this all and try and be strong for the people I have left..
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a world where i am omnipotent
a world where i live with my favourite anime waifus
a world where every of my post is dubs or higher
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>>729539589
Give me this exact reality but I also win the lottery jacktop 5 times
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>>729539589
Being imortal but still can decide to die
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>>729571639
*jackpot fuck now I'm stuck in a reality with 5 jacktops
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>>729548978
I'll take this too thanks
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>>729539589
This world except I'm an attractive girl and I have a lot of disposable income
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>>729539589
Teleport me to the Elder Scrolls Universe. Specifically Whiterun, Skyrim. In the year 4E 201
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>>729539589
rich w nicole no work 21
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I want to live in a world where I have a stable job with a decent wage so I can support my family since my father couldn't
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I'd like a reality where I was born a decently attractive woman instead of a man, and me and my immediate family would live long happy lives.Everything else is the same as this one.
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>>729551527
Reality where war is cheered and necesary
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I want to be a lolicon please
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OP, heart hasn't stopped yet :( you've let me down, just let me die already and go to a better reality
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>>729539589
I want to live in a world that's similar to this, but also has anthro furries accepted into the community which I can easily fuck.
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>>729572446
Fuck this shit doesn't work
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>>729539589
A reality where I have sex with the 15 year old in pic related, we never age, I'm a billionaire and every time I reach less than a million I get another billion.
I can also mind control people
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This exact reality but my parents are still alive and well
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>>729539589
The world I created in my stories I never finished writing, as Miles Rosim the Second Prospect, with all the suffering and madness that entails.
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I totally accept
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>>729572348
bam done
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>>729540383
Yeah, I'll take this one.
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>>729539589
ok
send me anywhere where i can be happy for all eternity without questioning why and how
please
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>>729539589
I want an exact same reality except I have literally infinite money
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>>729572654
Seriously. Literal dismemberment is better than this as long as I can actually live in a world more real to me than this one. Please. Please. You can't comprehend how much I want this to be real, even though I know it's not.
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>>729573432
tbh wouldn't shit like this literally destroy the economy if anyone found out
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>>729573526
I don't know what you're even talking about but it sounds interesting
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>>729540004
Ayyy my shit posting caught on
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>>729539589
I want to be born a girl, and also no political left
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>>729573677
Props n keks to ya
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I want a reality exactly like this one but I and only I have the ability to read and alter the thoughts of other whenever I choose. This reality will also allow me to have a longer lifespan and significant decrease in aging (i look youthful for longer). I hereby accept to your proposition.
>>
i want a reality where i am leonardo dicaprio
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>>729573655
Eh, it gets less interesting the less deliberately vague I make it. Just another thing I've wasted thousands of hours on in my life.
>>
okay.
give me a reality where i didn't fuck up.
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>>729573526
Dafug is this story called
>>
I want a copy of this reality but I have superspeed, strength, flight, invisibility, teleportation, water breathing, I want to be upper middle class, my dad doesnt have ms and I can switch between that reality and an elder scrolls one
>>
i accept
>>
I also want telekinesis and be able to erase memories and make people do things
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>>729539589
I accept
how about a world where I can go wherever I want
>>
I also accept ill be waiting
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A reality where I grow a penis overnight
and I'm 5'11"
and I'm hot
And I have a deep voice
and I have a nice jawline
and my titties fall off
>>
I want a reality in which I can have any and everything I want with absolutely no negative repercussions. I want the powers of super strength, invisibilty, and flight, and the ability to fabricate billions of dollars on a whim. I'd also like to be hung like a horse. Make it happen
>>
>>729539589
Ayy give me a reality where you can Fug anything you like without consequences
:')
>>
>>729540383
this
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>>729572654
>>729573526
I accept your offer. According to quantum mechanics there's an infinitesimally small but not nonexistent chance it'll happen. So please for the love of Bob just do it
>>
>>729539589
Hit me up with a reality you can fuck anyone or anything without any consequences
>>
>>729539589
I want to be happy and feel love. Also rich and 9/10
>>
This reality but I'm irresistible to women, except land whales.
>>
I want to be reborn into a successful white family.
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>>729539589
Somewhere I Will be happy
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>>729539589
i reject this gay shit
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>>729575046
>729575046
what the fug is this shit
>>
>>729540004
This
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>>729539589
I want to be a space pirate, and that my heart doesn't stop. I want to be a space pirate in this reality.

And I'm going to save the image... If i like it at least
>>
>>729539589
I want a world where i can get what i want at will money love etc
>>
>>729539589
How about a world exactly like this except I am given more than enough money to sustain myself for the rest of my life from a family member of mine by the end of this week, no strings attached, and I am able to insert myself into any game/book/movie/etc. universe I want and I can take myself out again as well, no strings attached.
I also want to be able to manipulate all realities and all dimemsions as I see fit.

MOST IMPORTANTLY:
NO STRINGS ATTACHED!

Hoping for my heart to stop now.
>>
>>729539589
I accept your offer. I wish to live in an environment full of contentment, an idealized reality where I am infinitely happy. Out of this I can live out any reality of my choosing; I am omnipotent in the sense that I can create anything out of nothing. I can live out any human-created TV show, movie, anime, anything like that. The specifics of this reality will fit my exact needs; no further context is needed.
>>
>>729539589

I'd like to live my life again with the knowledge I have now, if that's possible. So I guess an identical reality to this one, but I keep all my memories. Please let this be real.
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take me into a happy place nigga, with bitches and food everywhere
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>>729539589
Lol sure, i want to be in the world of one piece with enels power and a 10 inch dick senpu.
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Well, my heart didn't stop.
I'm not sure this worked.
I feel betrayed.
Please, anon.
Unshackle me from this world of torment.
>>
I want the normal life I've had except all my crushes have liked me back. I also want to be much more trappable and attractive.
>>
Give me a life i can spend with her
>>
>>729539589
Bring my two best friends with me. To a meadow where we can laugh and play like young children again.
>>
>>729539589
take me on the adventure ive always wanted to go on.

i accept your offer
>>
>>729539589
Brings my two best friends with me. To a meadow where we can laugh and play like when we were young.
>>
This exact world but I'm gay, so I can fuck my mate and finally be happy without throwing up when I see him.
>>
I want magick powers
>>
I want a reality where humans have found, communicated with extraterrestrial life and I am one of the few first to make the journey to meeting them.
>>
>>729539589
i decline these are all scams fuck u devil
>>
where's my bitch, nigga?
>>
>>729539589
I want to die and be reborn as a god. I want to control people, be worshiped by them, and be loved and feared.
>>
>>729539589
Another reality but i want killer guitar skills and a dope fucking skateboard collection and a horse named Jesus. also make my dick bigger
>>
>>729577567

So when do I get to go to this world?

I need answers faggot
>>
I want to embody all that is human.
>>
>>729539589
A reality where i am God
>>
Still shackled.
Bound to this mortal coil.
A soul trapped in a prison of pain.
Shatter my cage and release me onto the next world.
>>
>>729539589
Just give me the charisma, I'll do the rest
Also, cp is legal and so are all drugs
>>
This world except I'm dead
>>
Reality I am amazing at info security
>>
>>729539589
Let's go for it
>>
>>729539589
I accept your offer and wish to be in a reality exactly as this one with my same loving, caring, family but we are richer not too rich but comfortable. please and thank you
>>
A world in which I had my ex girlfriend back, with riches as high as Bill Gates
>>
>>729539589

My current life, but I'm slightly more attractive, have a comfortable amount of money, and don't have anxiety.
>>
>>729539589
Give me what you offer
>>
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I can do anything
>>
>>729580560
why am i not dead yet? please hurry
>>
Reality where im the ceo of your organization that hands out realities
>>
Your offer is accepted. I would like to be able to see into my own past and future, and be able to learn how to see into that of others. I would also like to be able to manipulate books. Thank you.
>>
Unlimited pancakes and renamons pls
>>
A world where I am the most powerful
>>
>>729539589
Take me away as long as I don't go to hell.
>>
>>729539589
I want a reality where im a girl tbh
>>
>>729581501
How cum no ded yet
>>
>>729572539
I was seriously about to post that image and make a request, but you beat me to it.
>>
I wish this could be done so badly. I'm not NEET or anything, I'm actually fairly successful. Not rich or anything, but I get by without problems. Have a wife, and a couple kids.

If I had the chance though, I'd love a reality where I could explore something new. Set foot on undiscovered land, explore somewhere nobody else has ever been. Claim my own stake in the world and make my mark with something new.
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>>729539589
A reality in which only whites and asians exist, and anime is real
Also I have a hot asian wife, and have inherited money from my past family that makes me incredibly rich
in this reality the nazis won the war aswell
sounds perfect
also let my family and friends come with if thats possible
please let me leave this shitty reality
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