Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>729515519
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>729531420
Hang it on a wall, don't worry.
>>729531474
holy shit that thing is a one shot machine
beep?
>>729532750
I'm extremely thankful for the job that I have, though I also acknowledge that jobs aren't necessarily meant to be enjoyable.
Work is work, getting paid means a lot.
Still here
and
>>729532750
Im almost done
>>729532921
Yeah but if you manage to grind through the british tank destroyers you deserve to one shot people.
Anagram Turtle offers insight
>>729532750
That's very bad. But it may not be the case. Depending on the bone.
>>729532565
No, just passed them off to the people that needed them.
Hey taiga
>>729533011
Claim
>>729533199
What did they need guns for? I forgot.
Claiming best girl.
>>729532750
You still need to draw the lines yourself, know where to place shadows, etc. Saying you don't need any skills with photoshop is bullshit.
Claim
>>729532595
is this good enough?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17foSbcKNen
Claiming
Hi all.
I finished it Sono.
Tomo
>>729533081
Yes that dose sound like a fair trade
>>729533392
Hi again
>>729533537
is good enough
>>729533804
Better than the original.
>>729534086
I wish ben would talk for me
>>729532921
W-why does it have a the smell of blood on it then??
>>729533011
Cute.
>>729533027
You should be thankful. Did you know 103 million Americans are out of work right now?
They can't even get a job picking up shit in the park because of illegals.
>>729533081
Lewd~
M-may I have it..?
>>729533199
I drink a lot of milk, I hope it's okay. I can walk and stuff so I guess its sore or something. How are you? You don't post here a lot.
>>729533535
Listen, I'm sorry about not drawing for Tomoko, I'm just have happy anymore and I can't motivate myself to do anything fun anymore.
You can just paste the lines, lmao.
>>729533873
Yeah. You know the difference in ammunition types?
>>729534087
Yeah it was a hard draw.
>>729533199
Hi Koume
>>729533222
> 3 numbers!
Hai Ayaya
>>729533804
>Saves hard
>>729534230
How are you able to make me fall more infatuated with you every day?
>>729534230
Thats not what I meant silly.
>>729534294
It isnt very good but glad you like it.
>>729534086
Why did you want that?
>>729534176
I would if you told me what to say
https://youtu.be/J6_JkZTWYSk
>>729534230
That sounds like an awful lot. Are you sure you're not inflating your numbers?
Mexicans din do nuffin
>>729534521
Wall pls
>>729534415
W-what..? I'm not the relationship type and you won't get anything from me
>>729533873
Hi
>>729534230
Mhm, more excuses.
Paste lines? Who does that?
>>729534609
Jokes on you, I'm already in the US.
>>729533395
I'm laughing at that photo if that is tomoko. I love it. They were doing a course for employment of the firearms.
>>729534230
Unless someone else claims your waifu I see you on her fairly regularly. I'm just off work. Thinking about dinner, maybe beer. Who knows.
>>729534287
How's the past few days been?
>>729534468
just to listen to it nothing weird
>>729534978
Looked close enough to mango Tomo. Ah had fun.
>>729534237
I cant fined it what t is it?
>>729534230
Because it is an antique
>>729534774
Soooo what you up to?
QOTT: if you had a choice between 5billion dollars or a personal army from any film, what would you choose?
The Gplden Army is indestructible for a reason you know
カラミチーマス
>>729535196
A personal army to get me that money.
>the army of question is the question
>>729535039
Who are you?
>>729535458
Army of choice*
>>729535155
So world of tanks has 2 standard ammo types. AP and HE. AP is the round you fire most of the time and it has pen and can go through things like fences. HE is an explosive round with a lot less pen but higher damage. If the round penetrates the target it is massive damage but most times it wont. HE stops when it hits anything including breakable things. Then there are a few special ammo types. APCR is the better version of AP. Apcr rounds travel faster and normally have more pen unless the higher tier tanks fire it standard. Heat round are another special round. They work like HE but have high pen and dont get the bonus damage. They also dont less pen over distance. Then the special last ammo is called HESH. Its a high tier british tank round that has slightly worse pen then ap but it gets higher damage. Its what tanks like the FV4005 fire.
>>729535196
5 billion dollars because im lazy
>>729535155
Not much
>>729534978
It's been alright, exhausting family gatherings, not much more.
>>729535196
An army sounds like a pain in the ass, and I don't have a need for one.
I'd take the money even if we were talking 5 million.
>>729535196
money
>>729534611
Too cute.
>>729534831
At least you speak English, I guess.
>>729535196
Even a sci-fi army?
>>729534521
It's true but I think the numbers are changing thanks to Trump. I don't really want to blame the Mexicans but there are 1.5 million currently living in my city and there are even more illegals here too like the fucking Chinese ugh!
But I do like Mexicans, I wish they stop talking to me in Spanish though.
>>729534784
The cheaters do that!
And you are not a very nice person. Maybe I'll be happy when my dad passes away.
>>729534978
A can of beer for dinner??
I try to come here as much as possible
>mfw
>>729535155
The blood smells fresh!
>>729535196
American army from Fury.
>>729536164
What do you mean, jeallybean?
>>729535458
._.' here, did ya ask love anon?
Also
>>729534287
What was that trip thing with love anon?
>>729535196
>movies
That kinda narrows it down. Scorpion Kings army. Either that or the Sentinels from X-men.
>>729536433
I won't get into that conversation. Discussing anything remotely political is a terrible idea.
>>729535495
just some anon
>>729536433
It's natural to want to protect you country, culture, heritage, and people, qt.
claimed
>>729536442
No clue, haven't been around much today, haven't seen him.
>>729536433
No one does that.
I'm not nice because I refuse to believe your excuses?
>>729536442
Yeah. He said he was phone posting.
>>729537034
Well, hope it'll be solved
>>729535196
5 billion can get you a pretty good army.
>>729536006
Lucky. I got to call some of my family over the weekend. As bad as it can be... Consider you lucky .
>>729536433
Beer can definitely be a good dinner...If you believe.
Post lewds of your waifu, I need to fap.
Hello
>>729537338
Oh, that explains it.
Well, I think I'll go back to lurking here again ._.
>>729537513
*cums in you're waifu*
>>729536749
Yeah you're right, how are you?
>>729536951
Do you want to date?
>>729537217
Well maybe you should into drawing apps and see for yourself. It just makes everything easier.
>>729537491
Beer is yukky ><
>>729537494
Lewd enough for ya?
>>729537494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBz2_FTeTKc
>>729537627
Pls no
>>729536844
You don't have a waifu or any other way of knowing who you are?
>>729537656
I got wacom cintiq though.
>>729537656
Actual lewds.
Like with a dick or bare tits
>>729537627
necrophilia
>>729535843
I have just been using AP cos I didn't know what to do with the others, Now I think I will get some HE sounds like it could come in useful and that amo type sounds like it could make British tanks quite fun
>>729535872
Playing world of tanks
>>729536433
That is because soft metals retain smells and the spine of a katana is made of soft metal
>>729537784
Have you used it yet? Do you enjoy it?
>>729537812
Oh no one has created anything like that for my waifu...
>>729537851
I know you have been slicing people up ._.
>>729537770
I do but I don't post her just lurk and anon post
>>729537656
Lewd
>>729537851
Its not as good as you think. You will see
>>729537656
Keeping busy with work. Counting the minutes before I get to leave. Hoping my phone battery doesn't drain completely before then.
>>729537406
In my eyes there's not an issue in the first place.
Just found it all rather odd.
>>729537723
But I wanna.
>>729538004
Can you tell me then?
>>729538106
I love the drawing I'm going to cum on it later.
>>729538128
Heh what would you rather be doing? ^^
>>729538207
I have to lay off the coffee for a while
>>729537656
Definitely an acquired taste somewhat. And that's like...3 outta 10 on the lewd scale
>>729537784
A quick one I drew for you
>>729538313
Nice saving this one for research
>>729538207
Me too, but it's over now
>>729538385
Research
>>729538313
That img triggered me
>saved
I'm kind of a n00b to beer, what brand should I start with?
>>729538367
Lol you didn't draw that!
>saved
>>729538002
Of course I've used it. Had it for 2-3 years now, but I've started to paint more with acrylics.
>>729538367
Draw something original instead of copying someone else's picture.
>>729538299
Reading a book I bought yesterday, or preparing for the yugioh tourney I might go to after work.
>>729538556
Indeed
>>729538274
tomoko
>>729538299
Why?
>>729538002
No you don't because if you did that would make you a witness and you don't want to be a witness do you?
>>729538106
AW that is a shame :S
>>729538699
Fine by moi
>>729538607
Ah that brings back a lot of memories...
When are you going to upgrade to oils?
>>729538681
God damn Yugioh, I had my shit stolen once. Fuck that place...
>>729538882
Because you drew it...
>>729538872
Which one, there's like 10 of you
https://youtu.be/ylITtfio9Mg
>>729538923
>>729538923
N-no...
>turns away
>>729538211
but i don't want you to
>>729538963
Upgrade? That's just a sidegrade.
>>729538925
Good!
>>729539016
like the 11 or so
>>729538963
Don't be a scrub and keep an eye on your stuff.
I've had my shit stolen, but that was a gunpoint. Not like they were going after my yugioh stuff, just whatever I had on me.
>>729539276
Very
>>729539113
We can share. We can even use the same hole at the same time to maximize her pleasure.
>>729539393
Post more??
>>729538385
>>729538593
Thanks guys. I definitely do like this one.
I'd say local brews, go to a brew house order a "flight" and taste test a few. I'd say lighter beers if you find some beers to be gross. IPAs and stouts are heavy beers. While a ale or lager can be a little lighter in both bitterness and how it sits in your stomach. PS I'm not so much a beer snob as I'm just a fancy drunkard
>>729539053
That is good us pink hairs need to stick together
>hugs you
>>729539515
Eh, what
>>729538923
Yeah. You could get an HE focused tank like the German Hetzer or the the russian KV-2
>>729538963
You can be a bit silly you know that?
>>729539529
I just drink whatever has alcohol on it
>winning girl claimed
Only for a bit.
>>729538299
That sucks. I've only had one cup today, too late for another one now.
>>729538299
Wait why no coffee
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>729540527
Hi
>>729540527
Ello love anon
>>729540669
hello hello how are you?
>>729540670
hi there! are you well?
>>729540527
Hello Love anon.
>>729539206
Okay now I see you're trolling me so I'll leave it alone.
>>729539386
I miss my cards so much ;~;
What else did they take from you?
>>729539529
Hmm I'm going to cap this post...
>>729539606
>is hugged and tenses up
eee
>>729539853
I'm sorry, I'll stop.
>>729540087
Hey kid.
>>729540115
Its never to late for decaf!
>>729540190
>posting lewd of your waifu, I thought you loved her.
>>729540461
My health is getting worse and I have to watch what I eat...
I can't even have a cookie without feeling fatigued and sleeping for 3hrs.
>>729540527
<3
>>729540867
I am, are you?
>>729540867
Just playing tanks. You?
>>729541045
Its okay. Its a little bit flattering is all.
>>729540895
hello hello <3 best friend?
>>729540994
hello hello Rem! are you well?
>>729541045
hello pink <3
>>729541079
I'm doing my best!
>>729541045
Oh fuck, that would be a hell for me, since I normally drink 2~4 cups of coffee a day.
I hope ya get better eh
>>729540527
You love me senpai?
>>729539853
Would HE get me throw this t I'm on faster?
>>729541151
yes hi how are you?
>>729541151
That's good to hear eh
>>729541317
God no.
>>729541117
just sitting around today! it's nice to have a day off before crazy things start up again <3
>>729541276
hello hello Shizuru! are you well today?
>>729541317
I love everyone!
>>729541347
I'm doing my best <3
>>729541362
I think so!
>>729541045
Always here to help. Definitely like recommending some good beer. Also if you are in the US helps me and then... Mostly geographic location just so you can review some brewhouses
>>729541500
Well, hope you have a wonderful day/night, love anon
>>729541045
I do love her, alot
I got my hair cut
>>729541500
Ah fun
>>729541751
Wonderful chest.
>>729541500
that's nice are you taking good care of your relatives/friends who needed help?
>>729541778
do you hate it?
>>729541278
nice name
>>729541151
I'm doing fine, what about you?
>>729541977
Who's the girl on the left?
This is Josuke-chan she my waifu
>>729541977
What is Rei staring at?
I have to go now, good bye all! <3
>>729541117
I'm going to go fap now...
I'm a bit sore from the last fap but I think I can do it.
>>729541151
Love-chan a cute~
>>729541228
T-thank you...
And that's a lot of freaking coffee lol
Every time I look at my moka cup I want to make coffee, I'm so sad...
>>729541276
Shizu-chan <3
>>729541562
I wonder if there are any brewhouses in NYC. Everything is so darn liberal here and they ban all the fun stuff...
>>729541751
Well she is cute, I'll give you that...
>>729541778
>steals the hair chippings and cherishes them <3
>>729541045
>kid
Hey pipsqueak :^)
>>729542082
That's Mari from the Rebuild movies.
>>729542105
Bye and send pics
>>729542039
It's fine, but I miss my hair ;-;
>>729542105
That's weird
>>729541045
>squeezes you tight and snuggles in to you
>>729541417
Well shit
>>729541500
Everyone? But I want you to just love me?
>>729542105
Good bye
>>729542082
What a fabulous little sub. So cute. A proud addition to the Fatherland
>>729542039
i think it fits me well
>>729542105
I understand that pain, also goodnight eh, I'll probably come back with a ._.'
I live off of sugar and salt mostly
>>729541744
aw heck <3 I hope you do too, friend!
>>729541778
w o w congrats friendo <3
>>729541854
I may find a game to play later! I haven't played a game in a long time.
>>729541904
I'm doing my best! the situation's been getting a little worse recently, but I'm going to be helping out as much as I can <3
>>729542052
the best that I can!
>>729542105
love-chan not a cute <3 be safe!
>>729542249
ah... you're going to be a little disappointed in me, then!
Beegaju?
>>729542436
Hello Codo
>>729542082
Mari Makinami, but you already got that answered, I think you'd be a fan if you got to know her.
>>729542102
I'm pretty sure it's Mari, though, I wouldn't advice quoting me on that.
>>729542436
Cool I hope you have fun
>>729542403
nice having a name for your fetish
>>729542204
did you have long girl hair? :o
>>729542436
Thankya
>>729542105
>steals the hair chippings and cherishes them <3
>>729542566
hello hello Ai! I hope you've been doing well recently <3
>>729542603
I hope you do too! you deserve to have nice things sometimes, friend!
>>729542676
i don't have an eyebrow fetish smh
>>729542413
Goodnight Taiiga and sweet dreams.
>>729542436
Okay. What's happening right now?
>>729542436
I wish I didn't have to
>>729542676
It was about 9 inches long
Moshi moshi!
Japanese Azusa here
>>729542602
Huh. Ok.
>>729542720
Its fine
>>729542959
how long is it now?
>>729542101
Josuke's chin has a chin.
>>729542181
>>729542602
I kind of already knew that, but my feedback on the rebuilds wasn't too good and I honestly don't feel like watching them.
If I felt like rewatching eva I'd probably just go for the original one again.
>>729542346
I hear the Germans regret exchanging her.
>>729542959
that's 3 of my dicks uwu
>>729542782
I meant the other word :o
>captcha contains KECK
PRAISE IT
>>729542933
in what way? right now I'm sitting in my computer chair!
>>729542959
I'm sure it still looks good <3
>>729543060
mustang a worst fender
>>729543147
3 inches on top, 2 on sides
>>729543154
Kek
>>729543192
It looks fine, I just want it back
>>729542720
Heh yeeeah, let's say I'm okay right now
What about you
Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>729543226
Cute I can't wait to toss you.
>>729543320
Hello bb
>>729543320
Ello
>>729543152
They're OK at best. I still prefer the show though.
>>729542436
That is ok I can help with that :)
>>729543320
HI
>>729543414
Of course I think youre cute <3 heya darling
>>729543516
Hiya
>>729543406
Who even are you -_-
>>729543562
Forgot pick
>>729543226
the good news is, hair grows! someday it'll all be back <3
>>729543287
I'm doing my best!
>>729543562
ah...? in what way?
>>729543154
cunt?
>>729543567
Of course you do. Dont call me that.
>>729543567
Had a good day?
>>729543589
The person who loves you.
>>729542720
shouldn't be nice to Ai he needs to learn obedience
>>729543797
you said it not me
>>729543642
Heya! Hows it goin??
>>729543820
Dont post pictures like that and NOT expect a compliment
>>729543847
Ehhh its still goin
>>729543192
Like, I saw you mentioned something worsening. Is it family illness?
Eu claimed~
>>729543984
that is true
>>729544157
How pronounce Eu?
>>729543740
Don'y worry you will see when it happens
>>729544042
Pretty good just been chatting with tomoko about games
>>729544042
Welp, here it is around midnight
>>729544157
S3 never ;___;
>>729543959
I'll try to remember <3
>>729544054
ah... it's okay. my partner's father has been ill, and he was in worse shape than the last time I saw him. I'll be working partially as a caretaker when they need my help!
>>729544311
that sounds like a threat ;~;
>>729544269
First you say "E" then you say "Yuu"~
>>729544360
Don't say that.. you never know! it might happen!
(Eyuu)
>>729542436
oh no I'm really sorry to hear that.
I'm sure you're doing the best you can
>>729544484(Eu)
>>729544042
I dont get compliments
>>729544386
Hopefully, he gets better. Remember to take care of yourself as well.
>>729544311
Sounds like fun I just started playing MGSV
>>729544344
Well fuck
>>729544802
From me ya do
>>729544715
I sure am!
>>729544817
he won't, but we're preparing for that <3
>>729544944
nice taste
>>729543152
I definitely would. Such a cute little U-boat >underwater waifu for your time
>>729545100
*sings in angelic voice*
>>729544944
Most of the times I'm here from 12 am to 4 am, so I forget that.
Well, how is your day going so fat
>>729544944
Chest and no I shouldnt
>>729545100(Yewwww)
>>729545296
Well, far*, mind moi
>>729543959
What's wrong with you today
>>729544386
Please don't listen to Aya
>>729544769
Hello old hag
>Ai
>>729545438
Gremlin~
>>729545132
Thanks
>>729545296
Its alright just talking to you all and playing games on the side!
>>729545301
You cant even see my chest in that pic tomo
-Rikka
>>729545602
I see the bottom of it and bellybutton
Tomo