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>>729523650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgFq1g_tLJ4
I wanna go here

My desired reality is the one where I can actually hold conversations,be interesting to people, and actually have charisma.

Same in every way, but she loves me.

>>729523650
still it's /b/

>>729523650
Just kill me.

I'd like to live the same life, though as a pretty girl, nerdy and hipster yet still popular.

i want a reality were super powers are normal

why do i still remember everything ?

I want to live in a reality where I have an IQ of 250, I live a hedonistic billionaire's life and end up being immortal because I've given millions of dollars into research of immortality. Also where OP's mom dies in her sleep.

all the same but she loves me back

I want to be in a world without war where I have alot of disposable income.

Just give me my own reality to work with. I'll fill in the blanks

i want china

I want to know everything I know now, but to go back to the age of 7 and start again.

>>729523650
The world where Hitler won

I hate niggers

>>729524932
Also, where I'm white. Fuck monkey's paw bullshit.

>>729523650
I want to live in a reality where my IQ is 10,000 by this realities standards and I am immortal.

Exactly the same as this reality EXCEPT I have infinite luck EVERYTHING JUST GOES MY WAY I'm fucking SEXY as fuck charmisatic and CONSTANTLY RIPPED with a FUCK LOAD OF CASH

I wanna go in the 60s

I want a reality where everything is the same, except I have all the superpowers that people wish for

>>729525068
And I'm immortal

I want to be richer

Take me to the no game no life world bro

A world where I can change reality just by speaking what I want changed

>>729525068
And I'm immortall

>>729525068
And I'm immortalll

>>729523650
I want to see a reality where I don't exist.

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A reality similar to this one in most aspects, but one where I am physically healthy, have been successful in life, and am not stuck in this whole.

i want to rule the world

just make me extremely rich /b/ make it happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Everything is the same except I have a 500 million dollar trust fund. Should solve all my problems and give me happiness.

>>729524109
Same, please

Same life, same family, same friends, but as a pretty, funny and all around pleasant female

>>729523650
A second chance

This life. But with a nice peanut butter sandwich on a plate in front of me.

i want to be warframe

I only desire women and luxury and intelligence. Please grant me this

How about a reality where everyone gets their way without stepping on anyone else's toes? You didn't say it had to be realistic or possible

I want to live in East Asia in the mountains as a boy. But still retain my memories I have now

>>729523650
Give me a life of peace, love, harmony, money, and video games. I want it immediately. Also lots and lots of sex involving my penis.

>>729523650
Take me to the land of shimoseka and make me the protagonist

>>729523650
fuk u lol im out

do it

>>729526139
Just let me do this one over again, without her, and with effort

>>729524796
This. Let me be a god.

I want to live in The Thinning

>>729523650
go

I want a 12 inch penis with a 6 inch girth.

>>729523650
I want my current reality, except 50 million dollars suddenly appears on my table

>>729523650
All the mudslims are on Venus

put me into Fallout reality. + make me a paladin

I want to see hell

>>729523650
I want to die please and thank you

>>729523650
I want to be free

>>729523650
nothing changes except i can make anything i want happen when i say it. Like some god that can change anything

Reality where the bitches and money at

I want to live in Corruption of Champions's world

Let me get better at art.

>>729523650
I accept your offer.

I would like to be reborn on Earth, as a handsome, strong man, with a majestic beard and wide shoulders, in a time when society didn't yet exist, or no longer exists. I would be free to establish sexual relations with lolis of all races and colours as often as I wish, and they would be as willing as ever.

I want to be "THE" GOD.

>>729523650
give me enough money to live well without working daily so I can focus on things to better me as a person

I want a reality thats similar to mine but more technically advance and Im super smart and happy
also when I die in that reality I want to become god and rule with an iron fist

13 years old, japan - boy or girl doesn't matter

wealthy parents - just starting high school

Make me god.

ill reject

i accept your offer i want to be reborn in a world like SAO

Just let me win nationals

I would like my consciousness put into a indestructible robotic body I can self modify at will.

>>729523650
take me to the pokemon universe b0ss

nope.

>>729526920
have you considered turning mohhamad?
pros:
1) you must have a beard
2) you can (prefably MUST) marry a 9 year old Aisha, or any other loli
3) you're free to do whatever the fuck you want, just say the book or the voice in your head told you to do so
cons:
1) you are a sandnigger
2) you are uncivilized
3) your highest achievement in sience is introtuction to algebra
4) you have every STD avaiable from fucking your neighbours livestock

just give me some DMT please

The shadowrun universe were I control one of the megacorporations. Always wanted to control a massive monopoly that is more powerful than the government.

>>729523650
I want to live in the world of pokemon.
Where I never age. Being poor is easy to fix.
I have best friends. I have enemies.

I want to be reborn with actual social skills, good looks, a much better work ethic, and be 10" taller.
As for the world, basically this one except everyone is more conservative and niggers don't exist. Also when WW3 breaks out I want to be of fighting age.

>>729524160
I second this.

Same world but i can do anything i want without consequences and i have all superpowers so i if i want something to happen it happens. Also same time oh and this post never existed

Same reality, same place, more money, and more interesting people in my life.

I'd like to be extremely athletic great build and great looks, women basically fall for me no matter what, im rich as fuck no worries, I eat good as fuck and im probably the richest person in the world with no enemies

my desired reality. a furry world. furries are the existence. and im the cutest dog of them all.

>>729523650
I'd like to live the same life, though as a pretty girl, nerdy and hipster yet still popular. But I also want to remember this life.

>>729523650
just kill me. bring me back happy. that's all. Just let me pull up my pants first.

I just want to be a highly conventionally beautiful girl

>>729529020
ok, my pants are up. im ready.

I accept

I want to quit smoking

>>729523650
A reality were listening music is a vital thing, free for everyone to listen.

>>729523650
Let me be reborn as a girl, same family, same every other thing

All i want is to be happy

I just wanna try another world

>>729523650
Same universe, only I get paid what i'm worth and don't get fucked by Unions and other business tactics.

>>729529018
I accept the offer

Give me the same reality as now, I can see the future

>>729523650
I want to be, the "Knight" i always dreamed of.

>>729523650
i want a reality where my dad and sister are still alive

>>729523650
Same world, except I wanna be a god or control the universe or something.

>>729523650
Thanks for the offer.

I'd like to go to a reality where I'm the same as now, only I cannot die unless I want to die.
Meaning I also cannot hurt myself, change my physical condition, etc, unless I want to do so.

For the "localisation", I want to be on the exact universe as the one I'm into, only that I'm the only alive human being, and I can navigate as I want, through any doors, any walls, walking, swimming, flying, going underground, etc. Of course, night vision.
Anything that would be a threat (explosion, etc.) if not taken care of for a short or long time (nuclear plants, etc.) will be either deactivated, stopped, at least won't be a threat anymore.
The only other thing I want is to be able to understand every single language ever spoken on this planet.

Knowledge is the mother of all pleasures, in my opinion. Getting to learn something by myself is incredibly satisfying and leaves me with nothing but a will to know more and more.
This reality would be a reality of learning and discovering everything. That's what's paradise for me.

Anyone that thinks knowledge is life ?

I want to be reborn as an introverted female.

>>729523650
i wish i never met my gf

>>729529747
dat wierd feeling, when you hit the post button and for a short moment, felt pain in your arms and chest, thought "its happening" but realised how sad it made you, that it didnt ...

>>729523650
Heart stoppage is the only reality I need.

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Same reality, but I want to shape-shift. Like, turn into whatever I want without any consequences.

>>729523650
No thanks.

I want to live in Estonia, thanks

I want to live in a reality that is the same as this one without my depression and also be an extrovert without anxiety

I want to be reborn as a Saiyan and live a life like Goku's, one that I would live through all my challenges somehow. And I would also have all my current memories.

I want to live in a reality where I can leave her

>>729525446
same.

Im likable and fun to be around
Im attractive
I get good gains easy
Im free to do what i want whenever
Im healthy and live to a ripe old age
Im not rich but i am well off
Im a good citizen
I am loved

>>729523650
A reality that is exactly the same as this one except I can change things at will. For example: this rock is now gold, I now own this building, my partner and I are now whatever age, I currently live in whichever year. Furthermore, whenever I make a change I want everyone but me to accept that is how things have always been and only I can remember the change was made. For example, if I make wearing foam cowboy hats normal fashion, everyone will accept that is the current trend.

>>729523650
Suprise me

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>>729523650
infernal bliss plz

same life but me richer, like fucking rich af

stop my heart please i wanna die anyway

You know the story I've been working on, I want to be him, I want to be in the story, more or less, I want the story to be true, and I'm the main character.

>>729530745
That's an interesting answer. Risky, but interesting.

I want to go to a reality where i can just be happy and explore

>>729523650
I want to be happy

>>729525446
Sause?

>>729523650
I wish to live in a reality where i am the supreme being and have power over all that is so i may use that power to break in to and dominate other realities for eternity.

>>729530677
Same

>>729523650
I want nature, nature everywhere, beautiful women, good friends, good food, amazing sex, good weather.

Take me now, I'm ready.

>Reality where I control everything, like a lucid dream but it's exactly like my current life up until the moment I'm writing this where I have these power. GO!

Let me be in the same world, but I want to be a god that can control space, time, and do everything I can possibly imagine.

>>729524109
roll

My name Jeff

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>>729523650
I wish to live in a reality like Remnant from RWBY. Just to see what it's like.

>>729523650
roll for peaceful instant death

>>729531476
This


What would our team name be?

>>729525068
This but i have access to every drug in the world with no repercussions (e.g. addiction or death)

>>729531632
Reroll

My desired reality is fucking any woman I want with zero consequences. Every woman leaving their bfs and husbands and begging to be facefucked by me. I would also not need a job. I would be a billionaire. Other celebrities would travel miles, cancel contracts, and risk everything just to fuck me. I also have the ability to make any woman cum by stroking their skin on any part of their body. Every woman on Earth would become the sleaziest little cum slut regardless of their morals.

>>729525446
What the fuck is the sause on this?

>>729525359
hole

gimme gf

Take me anywhere but here

>>729531676
Thats not a team name though.

One where my mother never suffered, and I can rewind time.

>>729523650
I was givin this offer yesterday, so here's my wish. Here goes nothing. I want A reality where If I wish for something it becomes true

Same life but Hot loyal gf

Love how everyone concentrates on money, fucking, women, etc. This is what any kind of money-based society inflicts on everyone. The loss of every notion of any form of pleasure that's not tied to a possession, or to physical pleasure.

>>729523650

I'll see this one through, I think, but thank you for the offer. This reality isn't perfect by a long shot, but I know a bit about it. Maybe if we figured out the specifics of how my destination reality would actually be I'd consider it, but no, I'll stay where I am for now.

>>729532396

Socialist detected

I would like 1 inch longer penis and a cute trap pls

>>729523650
I want monstergirls, dammit!

>>729532541
Nope.

In another reality where magic exists and its another version of earth bonus points if i still have my old memories

>>729523650
I want exactly this reality but I have 5 wishes I can decide on and change as I go which will always take effect and which contain as many clauses as i want and I don't have to immediately decide what they are.

>>729523650
I wanna be the omnipotent goddess of a futa universe.

>>729523650
I want to be a god

>>729523650
I'd like to be fit, young, good looking and wealthy. oh, and not suicidally depressed all the time. thanks.

sure m8

>>729523650
yup

It's not working. Please. I need this to work.

>>729523955
This please.

want to be reborn happy and successful, with good work ethics and non autistic, make me smart as shit so I can become a billionaire. also make magic real and give me some magic powers :^)

this exact universe but i can change it whenever i want, basically the normal world but with me as it god

>>729532674
Or where pokemón exsists and i just turn 10 years old, still want old memories

>>729524160
third it.

>>729523650
I don't desire any reality but the one God has already set me in and destined me to go to.
I reject you offer and what you say is a lie, i will keep this thread on my memory to decide so.

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>mfw my heart didnt stop

>>729523650
Please let me be a god in a universe in a medieval era

Anywhere in Europe two thousand years ago

the girl I love loves me back. And my family is healthy. Everything else the same though

>>729523650
Star Wars universe. I'm a rogue jedi. I want my own ship too. Hook it up.

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>actually thought i felt a twinge in my left hand and chest just as i hit reply
>had a little spark of hope and happiness for once
>close my eyes and wait
>nothing
Well shit.

I want a reality where everything is the same but my relationship is better and I don't have to work.

>>729523650
the girl I love loves me back. And my family is healthy. Everything else the same though

>>729523650
Make me a gorgeous blonde with an easy life

I would like a reality in that is in most ways similar exept that I have a "God Mode" aka i can change what I want about the world or do anything but I want my reality to continue.

I would like to be brought into complete awareness with source. Full functionality as a complete I AM

>>729523650

I accept.
I just want to be a young pretty girl, would like the world to remain as it is otherwise.

Everyone is going on about sex and money
Can I just live in skyrim please

please

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ok

Bigger penis, minimum 250 million dollars in my bank account, more athletic, and better looking.

a reality where im actually happy and it's not just fake confidence to get over the fact that I'm actually a terrible person, and everything I do is because I'm selfish and unreasonable.

Just kill me familia

i choose to leave this life for a reality in which i'm dead

I want to be in a reality where everything is 100% perfect and I am the perfect person who everyone likes

>>729523650
Win the euro millions on Tuesday and be happy for ever.

I want to be in a reality where everyone's iq is 3 times higher than it currently is

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>>729523650
I accept your offer. I desire to transcend reality and exist as an immortal wish granter with the ability to intercede in any and all realities as I see fit.

>>729523650
I would become the same age and remain the same consciousness I am now. I would become female, but equivalent and pursuing the same goals. I would also like ice blue eyes.

>>729523650
Any reality where she didn't die

I accept your offer now please make me a god in a medieval era

Yo nigga let me be a a powerful jedi in the old republic

>>729523650
Put me in the screencap.

I accept your offert but I wanna have my dick with 18 cm

The light novel arifuerta I wanna be in that world but like in Hajimes party with power similar to his

I need this

>>729523650
I'll accept sure

i wanna live in a reality where i am happy

I accept, give me a reality in which I can manipulate its physical and abstract structure. I'll make do just fine.

yep

>>729523650
I want a world without /b/

I would like a reality where I'm happy.

>>729523650
I want da boobs and da money

Op please

Captchas don't exist

I want a reality where I am fucking dead.

Doesn't matter where I am, I will always be miserable because of my nature. Let me die op

Send me to the Pokemon world please, Hoenn if you could :)

>>729523650
In my reality I would be a god. Shaping and changing anything I want to at will. Nothing to control me. Infinite and universal control. Everything would be shaped to my vision.

I want to be in a painless universe, and in one she is happy

I will be reborn into an indentical world, except for the fact that a full scale war will never occur, nor an offensive nuclear detonation. I have a 500 million trust fund left for me in the form of diamonds, which I found hidden in my grand parents back garden (they were acquired legally by my family and buried specifically for me to find) . I am also endowed with a 7.5" * 6" dick.

I want a reality where I am a demon lord or king and I have an unsurpassed amount of power.

>>729523650
i wanna be immortal and finish school nicely and a good paying job

Op here. How many replies is this!?

>>729523650
I want to live in a world where OP isn't a constant disappointment to their parents and isn't always a faggot.

>>729523650
Go to hell with a demon bf.

>>729536624
207 you newfag

>>729524858
This please. Would be nice.

I'd like a car. Any car. I offer kindness to every person I meet.

I want a reality where /b/ is still like in 06 and m00tley didn't abandoned us

Also where Putin has long blond hair like Daenerys

>>729523650

This please >>729524858, let me keep all my current memories and start over from the age of 10.

>>729525359
This

>>729526474
Underrated post

One where she and I can be together happily forever and anything I wish for comes true.

>>729523650
I want to be reborn in a world where everyone was much more happier, a lot more optimistic and hopeful. Like 1950's or 1980's America. Everyone's got a smile on their face. As for me, I want to be tall, muscular, sexy, intelligent, and most importantly, not be as socially awkward as I am right now, because I hate that part of me more so than anything.

>>729526474
soon.

>>729524471
This

A reality similar to this one, except everyone I love is alive.

>>729530024
I think like you my friend

It would be an immense pleasure to navigate thought time and space and live countless of lifes. However with our current brain it's impossible to remember all of that so you would become the equivalent of a god to achieve total knowledge

A reality where superheroes exist and I am one.

go

>>729523650
I want to live as me in this reality but we suddenly find and get to be a part of the mass effect universe lmao

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i wish i would live in a world without religions and money.

i wish i would live in a world without this kind of school system.

i wish i would live in a world where humans are not splitted in different races.

i wish we would live in a world without cancer, hiv or type of killing diseases.

i dont even want to be teleported into another world, i want that we change THIS world.

why dont we just leave our pathetic lifes and rebel against everything thats worth right now.

why do we hate each other if the only way to reach peace on the world is to hold together.

FUCK CHRISTIANITY
FUCK THE ISLAM
FUCK JUDAISM

FUCK BANKS
FUCK THE SOCIETY THAT LEADS YOU INTO CONSUMERISM

FUCK ALL THE MEDIA.
with that being said Ill open my next beer and keep on living this pointless life.

>>729523650
My desired reality is this one, only I am female and have blue eyes.

>>729523650
Throw me in Bloodbornes world as a hunter of the dream.

Fucking idiot, if I believed in this shit I wouldn't be on 4chan, I'd be out buying MDMA from the shady homeless man living on the corner.

>>729523885
>>729523955
This please

One where women are horny giants

>>729538134
You fucking degenerate.

>>729523650
I respectfully decline your offer.

>>729523650
I reject this offer, sorry. My life is just fine.

>>729538037
but you can still be ugly even with blue eyes i dont get the point.

i trust you will do the right thing:
https://vimeo.com/210862415

>>729523650
konosuba

>>729523650
I'm vainely gonna post here in hopes of magic
I want to live in a dream world

I want a place I can genuinely be happy

>>729524160
4th it ^

>>729523650
I want a harem but without blowing myself up

give me the konosuba treatment

bet

>>729523650
ok
>be me

I want to live as a girl whos really hot and popular

>>729523650
I want to be born again somewhere in Vermont and grow up to be a modestly successful software developer.

>>729523650
I want to live in a world where technology permits the use of stargates and humanity lives on gargantuan space stations like urban an cyberpunk mecca with towering ghettos. And I want to be a symbionic hacker/P.I.

I respectfully reject your offer.

>>729523650
The same reality as the one I currently occupy, but if I really want something to be, it becomes so. Basically the ability to warp reality to however I feel at that moment in time.

It can't hurt to try, right?

>>729523650
I wanna live in a world where marijuana is legal and readily available to everyone. In my new life I want $60 billion and all the women I want will want me. I wanna take my closest friends to live the good life with me.

the same reality but a lot of money

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>>729523650
You are not the almighty kek

If dubs kek supports this

If not fuck off faggot

>>729523650
I dont accept your offer, thanks tho

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i want free pussy pls

a world just like this one except i have self confidence and aren't socially awkward.

A world where I am the most healthy man the best looking man and the most charming I am the smartest and have everything and I have dead pool regen powers cuz fuck it, and I also wish the ugliest person in this reality would be pretty as god damn fuck like mercy Halloween costume hot in this current reality

>>729523650
a life with perfect inmortality and the power of control elements

I want to be rick from rick & morty

Same in every way but I'm not a weirdo

>>729523650
I want to be reborn as some kind of ever-living monstrosity. Tall, lanky, bony, stature similar to that of a goat, claws like knives, and I just want to live in a world coated in flesh, clouds of bloody frost, pools of froth, and I want the world to fear me, but understand me as an inhabitant.

>>729536717
Op here your reality is declined because that was utter cancer but your heart will still be stopped because you are cancerous

>>729539098
also plust a 8 inch dick with the power to control feeliings

>>729523650
I wish to be a god

I want to be free and happy. Make me an attractive male born in LA or NYC with a will to accomplish great things and make a decent living.

>>729523650
D&D

I want to be quietly omnipotent amongst my fellow man, and maybe more handsome than I am now.

>>729523650
Same everything about me and my life.
Give me Bruce Almighty god powers.

>>729523650
I want to live in a reality where I feel like I am loved. I want to live in a reality where I haven't squandered my potential as a person. I just want to redo my life

>>729523650
I accept the offer and wish to make my own reality

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erase my memory nigger

>>729523650
i want a reality where i have the charisma of every great leader in the past, where i can be the greatest leader there ever was to ever exist

Time jump , but not physical, just my mind into my younger self

>>729523650
I do not accept this offer. Thank you

this is /b/ right the random board make it up for me OP

i would like a reality where i could dick around as a god

>>729534536
Two things or you thinking money=happiness?

Because it doesn't. I know that's spouted again and again by people, but they always miss the correct version -

Money cures boredom. It is impossible to be bored if you have money. And boredom is a disease worse than cancer.

>>729523650


Can I get one where I just happen upon 100 million without any innate negative consequence for receiving it (other than lawful tax of course).

I'm 62%+ this is a simulation I willingly underwent out of boredom from infinity.

I'm just so tired. So very tired of it all.

Just want to stop working this POS 12/hr grind I could have done as a 12 year old and focus on becoming a good father to a shitload of kids and a faithful partner to a beautiful and virtuous woman until reality unravels in a few decades like it always does.

I want the reality where I'm handsome and can actually pick up girls.

Yes, want ww3 happening, be drafted, and die in combat in north korea

i just wanna be death and stay in so form forever and never came back for this hunam experience

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>>729523650
I want a reality where:
A) I am God and
2) I do not exist

Checkmate, atheists!

>>729540292
Dint work, fuck

I want a reality where i have power

>>729523650
I want to be in the reality where I was born as a female instead of male.

An alternate universe with a hot ass gf

>>729524160
5th it

>>729524796
I want a world I can control and that it goes the way I want. I want to fill in the blanks. I accept your offer.

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I want to be a a young and rich italian duke in the 1500s

I want a reality which I can bend to my will

I love a reality that my son doesn't shoot himself.

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>>729523650
If you don't say "dog days", you are a fucking idiot:

- physical laws of the universe prevent you getting sick
- physical laws of the universe prevent you getting hurt
- physical laws of the universe prevent you from being uncute
- their equivalent of a furries would consider someone like you with no animal ears to be their dream come true
- All conflict is resolved with Takeshi's Castle