Haven't fucked in more than a year, prospects not good.

>>729518539
80's called, they want their glasses back.

>>729518539
i woulda fuck you if you walked around with zelda shit either.

>>729518698
70's called, they need their jokes back.

>>729518539
wow your handsome

>>729518539
You must have a really small dick or stink really bad because your looks aren't that bad

>>729518539
>>729518698
>>729518777
The 20s called, they want their glasses back.

>>729518539
i wanna smoke with you.

>>729518539
Those are some pretty sweet shades faggot.

>>729518777
>>729518698
DAMM!!! ROOOOAAAASSSTTED HAAARRRDDD ! ! !
Dude got trips and all, mother fucker called it
>70's -777
>>729518698
you got fucking done hahaha

>>729518539
the 30s called, Hitler wants his glasses back

>>729518853
Mostly I don't do tinder nor do I party. 28, too old to act like I'm 15.

>>729518873
I'll hyu, come to Zwolle

>>729519041
Addendum, too old to act like I'm 15 but I smoke weed on rooftops wearing Zelda shit, I realize my folly

>>729518539
Let's just say I can understand why you haven't gotten laid for over a year. I'm actually not sure if you've ever been laid.

>>729518913
I'm a pretty sweet faggot

>>729518539
Stop rolling stupid kid joints, stop wearing earphones around in public, makes people less to interact with you due to feeling like they are interrupting you, stop wearing game affiliated clothes, sort your facial hair out so it isn't just scruff, don't wear thos ridiculous glasses, you are less than anyone you come across so he humble polite and xaring because just from one picture ican tell you're a douche an arrogant douche or you have autism and weed is your only medium to make social structures in conversation or an instigator

>>729519182
I'd doubt it too, but you'll prolly believe I've been laid by only one fat chick who I kept by my side for eight year till she noped off.

>>729518539
no need to roast you, you're a degenerate pothead

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>>729518539
7 years here, I want to kill myself

>>729518539
I haven't fucked in four. Why are you complaining, pussy?

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>>729519237
Now there's some tips, ta. Not that arrogant of an asshole, it takes me being invisible to most folk to look comfortable.

>>729518853
>stink really bad

Honestly, that's my issue. I haven't been bother to bathe more than once or twice a week in over a year.

>>729518539
pay a hoe you glow in the dark faggot

>>729518539
Advise: I guarantee if you do nofap, stop watching porn but most importantly stop fapping, your testosterone will build up within 2 weeks and you'll have the chemical courage to not just small talk with women but ask them out.

t. someone who did the exact thing and small talked his way to getting laid after a year of being dry

it looks like you have cum stains on the front of your clothes thats probably why no girl wants to fuck your cum covered faggot ass

>>729519772
okay i can see why you have had zero sex in a year, are you disabled, mentally? or have a learning disability? serious question because you look 30+yo and look like you are acting like a teenager, kind of cringe/pathetic

>>729519560
Are you me?

Im short, fat, and have a tiny baby cock.

So I can't find the ability to talk to bitches.

At least when I was in high school I was always baked and I got a shitload of hot pussy.

Now as a sober adult I just sit in my pathetic one bedroom shitbox apartment, playing half life, trying to figure out a reason to not eat a .357 hollowpoint.

>>729518539

>smoking blunt with a tinker toy
>wearing cool modern Beatles glasses
>zelda shirt with actual belt thing

youre literally the biggest faggot i've seen on b, not even kidding like your shitty picture made me laugh.

what brings you here?

>>729520230
>Biggest faggot on /b/
>Faggot on /b/
>What brings you here?

Seems self evident

>>729520168
tbh you probably should fat loser

Heyyy, weed isnt lame now you guys. Everything else about his is lame. Weed is cool.

>>729520168
Yeah, had one gf in highschool, dumped her and I don't even remember why. Shit just went downhill from there.

>>729519889
No scientific evidence to support nofap whatsoever. You definitely dont expel testosterone when you fap. Stupid red pill idiyotass

>>729520582
Then explain why it works for everyone that does it. Because it definitely work, I know from experience.

>>729520121
people act how they want to act, if bets are high op will meet qt3.14 that is just like him and makes us all seem queer as fuck cause shes so cool

>>729518539
Helo Mr Ross Henderson

>>729520782
Who's Ross Henderson? Curious.

>>729520765
Nah man, I got a little ass dick and I cum like an eyedropper. No worries about me making anyone look like a fag unless it's by osmosis.

>>729518539
I've not fucked in my 27 years of life, you're small time.

>>729520742
Your subconcious drive to mate overrides your rational thought and you say do things you wouldn't normally do. Its not you 'becoming more confident' or manly its just your pathetic subconscious forcing you to try and reproduce. Nothing to do with semen retention or build up of hormones/testosterone. Sorry to burst your bubble but you're still a bitch.

>>729520742
Nofap is a cult for short unattractive people with autism. Association with it is cringey as fuck.

>>729521052
Dude just go to therapy and maybe get on meds for a bit. Definitely helped me realize showering every day is important and sheit.

Or just do your own thing, whatever.

>>729520942
Is that not your name? or do you just look like someone i used to know from a small town in the north

>>729519237
>conform to society or you'll never get that pussy

>>729520765
No thats not how it works in the real world, everyone has a "front", everyone is guarded, especially to people the don't know well, let alone don't know at all, trust isn't given it's earned and in this day and age people are more guarded then ever.

Being attractive is a minor part of finding a person to be "intimate" with, you have to be caring and empathetic to emotions and at the same time strong, charisma will help, having good hygeine are also tell tell signs that you look and care for yourself and that is attractive, a job aswell because finances and what not,

essentially you have to disguise yourself as the full package yet really all you'll be doing is calculating what to do at appropriate times and trying to keep her interested, on the flip side being overly on any of these can make a women turn running but not money, never money,;you could be so rich that you wipe the tip of your dick with 100 dollar notes and theyd gather like flies on shit.

>>729521064
Dude you just explained exactly what nofap is supposed to do.

>>729521295
Haha, nah dude. I'm a Dutchfag but good to know I got a doppelganger

>>729521400
No not at all, nofap people believe you build your testosterone levels over time and literally become more of a man. Which is complete bullshit. Its nothing to do with body chemistry just your subconscious urge to mate. Which in reality is a fucking pathetic way of socializing.

>>729521270
I take care of my hygiene but I probably should get back on my meds. 40mg of SSRI's fuck with you bad though.

>>729521346
essentially, yeah, very few women want a rugged wilderman that lives in the wild,

But all women spread their legs for a guy who owns fast cars, dresses nicely, can afford to take them out to places and meals, buys them gifts, can secure them a financially safe future and so on and these things you can only get by either being born into a wealthy family, becoming a celebrity through whatever means, working hard through education and getting a good job, then excel in that to reach a comfortable lifestyle.

common fucking sense really.
women that want the rugged men are either mentally not tuned right, are hudeous or overweight or if your lucky is that one special women in 1billion

Still virgin at 20. Not even massively unattractive, just not good at initiating things
I'm glad I have good friends

>>729521431
Must be a small world then cause last time i heard you were in malta

>>729521808
Fuck I wish

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>>729521722
you have a ridiculously naive idea of the world.

>>729521920
Fuck I know rolling in all that drug dealer money so much for journalism yeh?

>>729521722
Dude what women want as a partner and what women wanna fuck are two entirely different things.

Biologically women want a rich cuck to be a dad, but a beast to actually father her kids.

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>>729518539
Hello there!

girls pov if that matters
zelda means we can play games, but you shoildn't always wear that in public (especially that hoodie, the leather straps r so ugly).
you look a bit chubb but that's just cute, brown hair and scruffy beard is def my type. i hope the glasses are a meme, at the same time i kind of want to wear them unironically.... and you get a plus in my book for being a stoner (or, well, smoking at least)
ALSO you seem to be on the roof, i dig that a lot, we'd def hang out there loads

>>729522021
...said the guy with NO girl.

>>729522350
>dresses well
>drives fast cars
>can afford to take them out to places and meals

You clearly get your world views from films.
grow up loser

>>729522340
You seem like a shit tier cunt, sorry.

>>729522340
lol weird guy pretending to be girl (hopefully not OP)

>>729522545
>lists exactly what every woman essentially wants from a man
>loser

>>729522808
>list only applies to women from the 1950s/fictional women in films
>still definitely a loser.

>>729523053
>yet successful men who provide the aforementioned still get pussy while I don't

>>729523053
So, men who provide, dress well and drive nice cars are losers, while pot smoking, zelda playing retards aren't?

>>729523209
>they probably have a good personality/are attractive. Wear all the nice clothes you want, get that really nice fedora. Women will still go for the better looking guy wearing shitty clothes that doesn't look to his possessions to get him pussy. Also the whole gold digger culture thing has died out, women aren't after shit tonnes of money anymore cause 'strong' independent women are on the rise.

>>729518539
Why do your fingers look like you were in a bathtub for 4 hours?

>>729523402
No im not OP I called OP a loser cause he is. The things you listed are fucking pointless if you're still a autistic weirdo who doesn't understand social interaction and relies on material goods and 'grooming' to get girls.

>>729523462
And you apparently live in Proxima Centauri.

Women like men with material possesions; always have and always will.

You know why?
Because they know he worked his ass off or is from a well off background, and it costs more than a Nintendo.

>>729523557
Fuck didn't even notice. Couldn't tell you man.

>>729523669
Some women, a subculture of women that is rapidly dying out.

>>729523581
I'd rather fuck a sharp dressed asshole with a nice car than the nicest guy ever without an outfit or car to speak of.

>>729518539

fuck a guy? you already look like a faggot so life wouldn't change at all for you other than getting laid.

>>729523763
But it really isn't. If anything it's on the rise.

Keep up with the Kardashians bro

>>729523780
Same, im not talking about nice guys, im talking about attractive guy in shit clothes vs ugly guy in his lambo/expensive suit.

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You aren't ugly so it isn't your look that is to blame for your lack of pussy, although I would suggest shaving your facial hair. The reason is probably that you smoking weed, and wearing a Zelda hoodie makes you looks uninteresting. How do your interactions with women normally go?

>>729523875
There are no ugly men with lambos or expensive suits.

Because those are more attractive than any face or personality.
Sorry, guys.

>>729518539

That hoodie is gross, it has a greasy stain on it. if I knew you I would be like 'uggghh here comes stain, don't make eye contact'

Then everyone would call you stain.

Don't give up man (which this thread proves you are on the road to doing). smarten up.

>>729523976
We can all agree, nice guys in zelda hoodies finish last.

>>729518539
I havent fucked in four years, im pratically a virgin again

>>729518539
Whining over one year, I'm coming up on 5.

>>729523976
>>729523875
>>729523780

nobody cares about your faggot opinion. You aren't femanon.

>>729524052
Pretty much. I don't want rupees, I want diamonds.

>>729524131
Whatever makes you sleep better at night, loser.

>>729524141

see >>729524131

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>>729524024
Yeah, I need to wash that shit but it's ornate so I need to hand wash it. Don't wear it often though, usually just the standard understated shit everyone else wears. Wasn't an 'out' day anyway.

Usually look like a boring faggot rather than a glowing one.

>>729524126
coming up on 22 :^)

>>729524214
Remove kebab

>>729518539
Hey dude Im getting 18 next week, consent age in here so please tell me some tips to keep a life like your, not similar but relatable, you look interesting

>>729524214
See look at this faggot, dressed 'smart' (like a drama teacher) yet super virginity remains.

>>729524189

if aren't femanon shut the ever loving fuck up faggot. talking about what women like. fuck you also implying they all want the same thing is retarded.

>>729524214
Remove neckbeard

>>729524237
You turning 22 soon?
If so, that is different, I'm not going to say it doesn't suck, but knowing what you are missing out on sucks more in my opinion.

>>729524354
>I never implied I wasn't
>and yes, most of us do
Sorry not sorry that you're a loser

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Roast me /b/
My friend said I am 6/10

>>729524214

Not being mean just helpful tips.

>shave neckbeard
>change conditioner get something more moisturizing
>just fucking shave that scraggly shit man and comb that hair down more

>>729524472

tits or gtfo then dumbass

>>729524214
I see why you wear the glasses

>>729524214

Do you live in England? That looks like England.

You seem like a nice guy, don't isolate yourself.

>>729524525
Yeah, beard is a holdover from about 40lbs ago, didn't have a chin without it back then.

As for the hair, fuck, I should. Recently had a rockabilly barber friend of mine give my head the old once over, his style's a bit ridicks but if I understate it a little it should work.

Thanks for the tips.

>>729524601
>implying I'm supposed to follow neckbeard rules
Kek go to youporn or show your sports car, loser

>>729521719
I hear you. Been on 100 mg of an SSRI for a decade. I can't even taper off, let alone stop. Makes me fucking impotent.

>>729524701
NL actually, but shit all looks the same in Europe

>>729524214
How is Manny treating you at Black Books?
Is he still driving you nuts?

>>729524766

You are not a girl so shut up.

why do beta people always have similar facial features and a receding hairline, its it literally a specific combination of bad genes that causes beta?

>>729518539
kek, I haven't fucked in 22 years

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>>729524766

you're so obviously male. get the fuck outta here

>>729522795 ACTUALLY A GIRL!! lol was trying to be nice...

>>729524516
9/10

>>729521802
If you had good friends they'd help you get laid

>>729524917
Lack of testosterone and no royalty in the bloodline, that's how I ended up looking like a bitch.

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>>729524868
The original neckbeard

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>>729524899
>if I don't agree with it, it can't be real

>>729524214
youR'E CUTE, but you need to try smiling lol, u seem a bit uncomf in that photo. TIPs; try and get an even beard growing, like no trimming to leave ur neckbeard the heckie?? (DARE to shave to get more growth)

>>729524941
Yeah, I shouldn't have typed with my dick, amirite?

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>>729524917

You do realise you sound like you believe in Craniometry

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>>729525238
earlier on in the thread there was definitely a guy pretending to be a girl. The more recent one maybe not.

>>729525339

your savage level gave you away ya cunt

>>729524516
Alpha as fuck

>>729525372
nope because that has absolutely nothing to do with what I said, genetics is real, idiot.

>>729525397
that was mayb the post i made. why does it matter? tits or gtfo xDDDDDDddd it really get's tiring after a while

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>>729525015
>>729525442
Thanks anons. Do you want to see my cock?

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>>729525424
>implying women can't be savage

>>729525569
going overboard with the randommm syntax now, still obviously a guy.

>>729525238

It's simpler than that. It's not that I agree or disagree. I just think you are not a girl and want you to shut up

>>729525607
Not really you look like my weird ac repairman

>>729525608

that's exactly what the fuck I'm implying

>>729522220
No you only believe this if you are a cuck, being cucked and are sour about it, a bull, or a woman that wants to cuck or you are spreading cuck propeganda or you've been brainwashed by it

so either way i can call you a fucking cuck faggot and tell you to shut the fuck up you cuck faggot

>>729518698
the jerk store called
theyre running out of you

>>729522021
not naive, true, i'm fucking living it kiddo!

Women dig money and material possessions since forever; what the hell are you guys smoking?

They deny it only to save face.

>>729521633
That's retarded. You barely know what "nofap people" think. It's not scientology dude.

>>729525719
Hey man, the way my ex cucked me and broke my heart was pretty savage tbh

>>729525839
If you 'know' what they're like then you're obviously beta enough to try it out. Freak.

>>729525491

The human skull is a real thing as well. Just like genetics. You do know that right.

It was the theory that was a load of shit, just like you beta/receding hairline/facial features is a load of shit. That is the part that is reminding me of Craniomtery.

Does it not seem absurd to you? I guess not since you are actually defending yourself

>>729525641
NOO i'm not, really.. hah fuck my failed syntax is from typing too fast and trying to be "quirky". i know tits or gtfo is the only way to prove it, but really i think there are loads more women around here than we like to admit

>>729525837
>>729525775
Saaame fagggggg. Try buying a few more inches of height while you're at it big man.

>>729526088
People only have gender here if they prove it though.

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>>729526106
I'm sorry reality is too tough for you, anon

>>729526215
The first quote was me but there's no (you)

>>729526022
You have no idea what you're saying, they thought bumps in the skulls of black people could determine their usefulness/aggression. Receding hairline and facial features are determined by genes. Geno-logy is a real science used everyday. Are you saying one of the frontlines of science is a load of shit?

>>729520168
That sounds like a dream to some people.

>>729526292
hahahahaha Idiot.

>>729525736
underrated

>>729525736
Theres a place where i can pay to be jerked off?
>>729518698
And anon, you work there?
how much $€£¥ are we talking for a full jerk off until i happy happy go spooty spooty?

>>729524516
you look like you belong in smash mouth but got kicked out for balding

>>729526399
baited like a bitch kipper. ke

>>729526324
No that was Django Unchained. Craniometry was slightly different.

I am saying the link between receding hairline, facial features and being a beta remains... how can I put it unproven.

Look OK I was going to leave it there but what I was saying was that in those days they used a real physical entity to justify their crazy theories, which is how you are using genetics.

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>>729526022
Jesus christ... Someone stuck out on the old intelligence pool.

>>729526205
why is it that guys are the default, then? we should all use andongynous pronouns then (sounds close to anon so it fits!), right xir?

>>729526292
WTF THE FIRST QUOTE WAS ME

>>729526951
Or anon...
Since anon isn't gendered.

>>729526788
Thats literally what craniometry was you idiot.

Humans like all animals can be broken down into archetypes, beta looking fags are going to be one of those archetypes. Its more than acceptable to hypothesis that a collection of genes that cause receding hairline, bad eye sight, predisposition of allergies/mental illness would fit into the archetype of beta.

Haven't smashed since November. I'm very good looking, have money, my own house. None of it matters if you don't have a social life and don't attempt to get Poon. Idgaf tho.

>>729527069
u transphobic?

>>729527203
Yes. Like everyone should be.

>>729527203
You hyperbolic?

>>729526788
reply you fucking bitch.

>>729527391
Also don't answer for me, you're not me.

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>>729518539
git gud anon
35yo wizard here

>>729527468
Eat andy sixx' log gayboy

>>729527080

That is craniomtery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craniometry

You gave the Django unchained version.

So glad you have successfully proven the genetic/beta link.

>>729527447
She wants sexual healing, Sexual feeeeling, feels good to me, sexual healing, best excuse for me.

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>>729527575
What do you mean the Django unchained version?
Craniometry is the measurement of cranial features in order to classify people according to race, criminal temperament, intelligence,

It was a racist tool shrouded as a new age science.

Kill. Your. sellllffff.

>>729527541
Says the guy who brings up scat.
Your local cinemaxx is suing you, they dislike being outdone in projecting.

>>729527575
youre terrible at this anon

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>>729527516
Fucking how? I lost my v card at 15 and am not that good looking.

>>729527734
you and me at dawn tomorrow, bring a gun and one bullet, meet me by the North Korean border, I'll dress as south, you dress as north, we both fire and watch the world burn whilst holding eachother in a lovers embrace

also i'm not the other guy. . . but i can be

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>>729527944
>tfw handsome sans that gay insecure grimace

>>729527693
>You have no idea what you're saying, they thought bumps in the skulls of black people could determine their usefulness/aggression

That is straight from Django Unchained. Craniometry was more than that, no mention of bumps in the skulls anywhere.

>>729528053
Sure, lets meet by the cherry tree near the border crossing in Kijŏng-dong.

>>729527822

Oh, I think you will find I am rather good at it.

>>729528156
You posted a fucking link to the wiki article, stop grabbing at straws and accept you're an idiot.

>>729528320

Is that worse or better than Django Unchained? Tell me.

>>729528237
I think we've baited into a corner here.

>>729528419
Stop acting like a house nigger.

craniometry is legitimate science
phrenology is pseudomedicine

>>729528448

Haha! Maybe, he is still mad at the moment. We will see.

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>>729518777

>>729528225
I don't know where the fuck that is but its alright, i'll use an uber, do they even have ubers over there? if i'm not there by 12 midday western time then fire a round off anyway kek
>also much love

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>>729528637
Maybe he never was mad.

>>729528536


Shhhh, you are spoiling it.

>>729528753

Haha, Oh I think he was. Do you think I thought anybody but you cared enough to reply as well.

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>>729528973
Learn 2 english

>>729529111

That is English, my mother tongue no less. I am sorry if my grammer leaves something to be desired. I am very tired.

Now, enough of that, get your beta/genetics theories out for the lads.

Lel m8

>>729529507

Okay, well surely it cant be coincidence that an overwhelming number of people who are considered beta/lame share a startling number of physical and biological characteristics. Not all negative obviously. Surely the correlation could be down to genetics. I never claimed it was I was merely asking. Please tell me how my argument is in anyway comparable to racist skull science.

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>>729530203
>racist skull science
Found the nigger

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>>729530454
I have Ashkenazim jew heritage actually. Which I know on here is essentially white nigger. It does let me control coins with my mind though. I can also poison wells from 30 yards away.

>>729530203

I demand proof. That is not fact it is just your opinon. Next you will be saying all jews have horrendously big noses.

>>729530725
If you actually take any hate you meet on here to heart, you're screwing yourself over.
I once got bitched out for liking pears. Doesn't mean there is cultural pearphobia on here.

>>729531050
How is English your first language?

>>729531074
mate jews cant actually control coins

>>729531074
found the pear fag.

>>729531311
No shit Sherlockowich.

>>729531074

It is not hate, just trolling and it should be very clear to anyone how has been here more than five minutes.

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>>729530725

>>729531413
That was my point actually. I should have put hate in quotations to make my point clearer though.

>>729531222

Because it just is OK Professor Geneticovich.

>>729531074
Pears are gay fruit kys

>>729531614
yom kippur!

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Roast me /b/

>>729518539
>haven't fucked in about forever

Fixed it for you m8, you're good to go.

>>729531747
10/10
Your owner, on the other hand, is a huge cuck

>>729531374
>>729531636
Thank you for proving my point guys.
Also crunchy pear master race here, liking mushy pears is cancer.

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>>729531747
You have a cool dog r8 mine

>>729531731

No pairs are the sexy fruit. As in 'you have a lovely pair' (of tits). If English was your first language (like mine) you would know that.

>>729531840
WTF nigger mushy means ripe I don't eat underage fruit

>>729532025
if theres pear on the field, play ball

>>729531747
Hair looks healthy and your posture also looks good.
You should get rid of the faggot on your back though.

>>729518539
The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>729518539
What up silva

>>729532025
Overripe you mean, I prefer not having to drink my fruit while I eat it.

>>729532248
I can't finish a pear or peach/nectarine if it crunches.

I like to bite down and suckle the juices like a fruitbat.

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>>729532464
fruit is so fucking hot.

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>haven't fucked in more than a year

Get on my level punk, 08' was last time for me.

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>>729531840
>liking crunchy pears

get a 25 pound dumbbell
do pushups
and curls
sit on solid chair n do 1 arm militaries
7 days a wqeek
30 days a month
shower
eat 10% less calories
then after month lower again
keep going
study
apply for 100s of jobs
work n study
get mba finance

maybe if u gah ridda that yee yee ass haircut nibba ud get sum bihes on ya dih

>>729532464
I can partially follow you there, peaches and nectarines need a bit of drip to them to be good.
I just don't like the overly sweet taste mushy pears have.

>>729532943
I want to get fit so bad; but could never muster up the will power to do so

>tfw I just got my first pot belly

>>729533015
O betta yet Tanisha gon call yo dawg ass if she eva stop fucking dat lawyer or brain surgeon she fuckin with

NiigAAAaaaAaAa

>>729533097
Its literally a fad to get fit now, so you basically have to cause even the decent looking guys that otherwise wouldnt have started lifting, are all lifting now.

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>>729533015

>>729519041
how much women you had in your life?

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>>729533309
The intent has boiled within me decades before that fad.
I grew up on pic related; I wish I could start somehow.

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>>729519041
>▶
you're basically exactly like me, just one year older

after going two years without sex out of shame from getting kicked out of college i said fuck it and joined ok cupid. I somehow talked a sexy (but i would later find out insane) crazy bitch into coming over, eventually we fucked and i fucked her nonstop for two years until she tried to ruin me

it was great while it lasted

seriously, there are introvert autistic chicks out there. just fucking talk to them, fuck it, who cares. that was my breaking point, i stopped worrying about it and just talked to them

i think im going to take another like 5 or 6 month break from women so that i can save money (this girl was a money drain)

try to find a girl who doesn't expect you to do everything for her. i sacrificed my standards cuz i found a hot one that fucked me a lot but it kind of screwed me over in the end

>>729533498
Just one, spent eight years with her.

>>729533818
Friends with a couple of really beautiful women, and more than a couple normal ones. They've all imparted on me how awful they find it to have unattractive or otherwise substandard men flirting with them.

So I don't flirt, it's disgusting and sometimes even frightening to women if you're not a complete package. Pussy just won't be an element in my life, I don't have the right to try.

>>729533602
It starts by you moving, just a little bit.
Take a walk, use a bicycle for shorter trips.
Once you get into the habit of using your body, broadening your training schedule will come naturally.

>>729534485
>implying they don't get flirted with and complimented 100× a day
>only the hot ones pass

Poor girls :'^(

>>729519041
Gekke junk

>>729534565
I do, since I'm kinda poor, I walk everywhere. I have decent definition, but my gut has started to worry me, so I maximize my cig intake and minimized food.

Poor thing i haven't fuck in 6 years, so thats nothing, fucking faggot

>>729534687
They fucking hate it, it's scary because they never know if a guy will go off on them and it's insulting because they imply they're on equal footing.

They wouldn't mind the flirting if men had the sense to stay in their league and not bother attractive women unless you have something good to offer.

>>729534863
That's stupid, minimizing your food intake will make your body think you are starving and then it will store fat for you to survive on.
If you get a varied diet and exercise, you'll see much better results.

>>729535103
you should see a psychiatrist.

>>729535103
I'm actually the male version.
I got hit on and dated by so many psychos that i basically brush every girl off nowadays and have turned into an introvert loser because of it.

>>729535121
Idk man I smoke a lot and have an aversion towards food, meaning I don't eat unless I'm starving.

But I walk minimum 5km a day

>>729535387
I am, she concurred.

>>729535637
Yup, that will give you a gut. Less of one because you smoke, but that is basically why your body gutting out.

>>729535637
smoking suppresses appetite. Over time you will feel sick at the thought of food.

>>729535684
Find a psychiatrist who isn't a raging feminist.

>>729535823
Which is what is happening atm.

>>729535769
So eat+walk more, smoke less?

>>729535919
Tried, but all of the seven I've seen in my life have been, same with the psychologists.

Honestly it's not lies. If you're below an 8 (and I know I'm a weak 4) and you want to be a good man, avoid women, they do not want you as a partner.

>>729534485
that's incredibly retarded

you're as good as or better looking than me. I'm literally a skinny fucking lanklet and i still manage to make women have enough fun and laugh enough that they say why not fuck this guy

what you just said was so pathetic. Leave the hot girls you already know alone i guess, or tell them you're looking for someone and maybe they'll set you up with a friend

just fucking make an okcupid account and go for it faggot

>>729536141
I'm a 6.5 and my shrink described me as attractive and charming

>might be the noticeable 8' dick but w/e

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>>729536141
You sound like elliot rogers mate.

>>729535980
Eat more and healthier, walk and exercise more, smoke less.
>>729536141
Why aren't you pursuing female 4s then?

>>729536334
This. Am a 5 on a good day but hung af

People notice and it gets uncomfortable at times.

>>729536611
massive dick and gross face makes you more of an oddity though.

>>729536453
How so? I don't think I ought to be loved or anything. It's a bit frustrating not having sex but in general I'm fine with just having friends.

>>729536492
A female 4 still deserves a male 7, maybe if I went for obviously misshapen people it'd match up but honestly a girl with Treacher Collins' syndrome could do better.

>>729536761
I see it like being an ugly girl with big tits.

You're not much, but everyone wants to see what the fuss is about.

>>729536879
yeah I guess you're right, not gay or nuffin..but dick pic?

>>729518539
What a fag, I haven't had sex in more than 22 years. I fucking win.

this will help you get laid in no time i promise
https://vimeo.com/210862415

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>>729536980
I guess. Sorry it's flaccid; no homo

>>729536832
You have serious self esteem issues anon.
Find some therapy that can help you like yourself, so you'll have a better chance of finding other people who also likes you.

>>729537694
Ah, objectivity often looks like pessimism. My own mother told me I'm not fit to be loved, she called my ex girlfriend 'fluke' for the eight years we had.

Last thing ex told me before leaving me was that all our sex was in essence rape as she only had it out of duty so I don't think my self image is unwarranted

>>729538102
Holy shit no wonder you have issues.

Leave those harpies behind and move on anon.

>>729537623
Nice

>>729538102
You gotta be trolling me, if you actually went through this and feel like this, you've been abused by every significant female in your life.

>>729538102
ughh people like you suckkkkkk.

>>729538275
It's not his fault he was bred by an uncaring monster and dated a heartless she devil.

>>729524516

Karl Pilkington/10

>>729538218
Maybe, but it's also likely they've been trying to save me from emberassing myself, or at least my mum.

Why my ex spent eight years with me is still a mystery, but perhaps she had a self destructive bent.

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>>729538573
if you believe all of that then good for you.

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>>729538648
Take that back, you barmy cunt.

>>729538887
Well my mother isn't a gem either, but at least she antagonized the whores that fucked me over and ultimately helped me get over it somewhat.

>>729539221
The same mother that said you're not fit to be loved? Stop exaggerating things and stop wallowing in negativity.

>>729538880
You've taken a long hard sip of the koolaid anon.
Your mom sounds like an abusive cunt who hates you and the girl you were with sounds like your mom 2.0

>>729539449
I'm not the same guy as
>>729538102


I'm
>>729538573
>>729539221

>>729539677
well thats super confusing sorry. Original guy is still a negative prick.

>>729539017
Don't worry Karl, I still think you're cute.

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>>729518539
hey dude dont worry you look fine. just be more social. everything is gonna be allright but go for them.
this toke its in your name.

>>729538102
The fuck man were you adopted

>>729540973
Nope, home bred. Just a bit of a miss.

>>729541208
You just happened to get a misandrist mother.
You've been brought up to hate yourself.

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>>729541208
Fucking run out of that toxic household yesterday

>>729541731
Oh I moved out six years ago, just been faffing about on the no contact.

>>729541657
She's fine with my little brother though, luckily.

>>729541731
"Virtue, virtue, where are you?"
To the picture, not your post.

>>729542030
So she's only a shit mother to you?
I guess that only makes her half of a shit.

>>729542030
Work on your social skills.
I've seen burn victims get married, dude; don't lose hope.
Get fit and chadlike asap.

>>729542156
or shes not a shit mother, and this guy is a leech.

>>729542226
Definitely working on that, went from 231 lbs to 187 lbs so far, planning to drop some more and work on definition.

>>729542311
Also quite likely, didn't move out till 21 so I did stick around too long.