Dildo thread Time to post your plastic penises and toys

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>>729510525

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>>729510525
>>729510565

Faggot.

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Heres mine

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>>729512200
yes

>>729510525

If you were as proud as you seem you would picture youself smiling with that dildo, instead of that fat hand.

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Tied with the next one "for best toy to put in my ass"

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Vixen "outlaw"

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Received this for free to review a loooooong time ago.

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First dildo I ever bought.

>>729513716
That looks way too big for me

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The most recent toy I've purchased.

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I don't have it yet because its still in the making but It should be here by next week

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Assorted toys.

Carefully examining hands to determine sex..

>>729513547
>>729513626
>>729513772
Clean that shit man...

>>729513974
>carefully
There isn't a single girl that posted a pic in this thread yet, its pretty easy to tell buddy

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>>729513974
Obvious now?

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>>729514081
What are you talking about? They are all as clean as they can be.

Dust/dander happens, especially to dildoes.

Puc unrelated, it's my lube setup.

I am a trap and i haven't got toys. Do you belive it? Im a failed human

>>729513281
im not fat

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>>729510525

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>>729513953
Hey fag
So I upgraded from the Austin to the David now that I'm home.

>>729514658
Nice lol

Don't you get tired of it though?

>>729514647
Kinda curious about the nightmare fuel that follows as he tries to use it

>>729514720
Tired of what?

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Dilds

>>729514864
>pencil dick on left
>monster cock on right
Either you can't feel the one on the left or you can't fit the one on the right

>>729514823
Of always having these up your ass

>>729515028
Or its an evolution, maybe he didn't buy them all at once?

>>729515028
Or maybe he just hasn't thrown away an earlier purchase?

Maybe it his just the right spot for him?

>>729515224
Hey look, now the thread will last a bit.

Thanks lady!

>>729515045
Oh. Heck yeah. My ass is kinda sore. But haven't jerked off yet. Until then I'll still be horny. Still getting some pleasure from it. After I cum I'll 98% likely want nothing to do with them.

Today was a sort of marathon session. Usually I'll only do anal play off and on over a few hours tops.

>>729515028

>monster

It's only like 8 inches. Not really a "monster"...at least, I don't *think* it is. Certainly not compared to dragon dildos I've seen

>>729515338
Where are you from?

>>729515116
>>729515158
Was making a joke.
Though there is some truth to it

>>729515224
You had a hemorrhoid.

>>729515324
Prob just a male anon reposting

>>729515338
I wish I could do that lol
Damn anal play turns me the fuck on but its never really THAT nice, although ive never had a proper dildo that I can fit, the small austin I ordered should put me on the right track

>>729515429
MN, United States

>>729515557
Remember. Lube is your friend. Unless you're squirting copious quantities of it up there. That can end badly...

>>729515538
No matter, it worked.

>>729515809
How? There is no such thing as too much lube.

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>>729510525
Howabout dildon't

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:3

>>729515809
Yeah I'm alright with that :p

Anyway I don't solo ride too much since my bf keeps me satisfied enough to my needs

>>729515921
your dick looks dead

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Dildin

>>729515921
What in the fuck is your dick

>>729515878
I've overdone it with BD cum lube a couple times when I was new to it. Traveled through me and made my lower tract one big slip n slide. Had to stop in the middle.

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>>729516195

Dildout

>>729515903
How bout dil-doo?
Or we could just drop the pretense and have wild anal sex.

>>729514647
I usually let mine on the radiator so it feels warm and nice when I put it in.

>>729515921
is that a goa'uld?

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>>729515903

DILDO SUCKIN'

>>729514647
why do you have a neon light in the bottom of your oven?

>>729517833
Electric oven, genius
That's the heating element

>>729518079
Nice try

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r8 mine

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>>729518181
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heating_element
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Heating+element

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Dont have any toys, just use bananas sometimes.

>>729518509
If you into repeat penetration the head would get you sore really fast

>>729518509
There are shit stains on your dildo where you didn't wash it good.

>>729518591
Right. There's no way they can get the inside of the oven hot enough to cook food- especially like a joint of meat etc.

>>729518667
didn't noticed it yat

>>729518807
it's just have that colour

>>729518829
Are you drunk, high, stupid, or all three?

>>729518509
How big your erect dick?

>>729518994
Hes baiting you and youre totally taking it

>>729519101

I'd like to take his bait, if you know what I mean

>>729519101
Actually you are the one that was baited, I really was that stupid all along.

>>729519372
That can be arranged.

>>729519101
I like humoring people.
Think they're good at trolling.
Treat every conversation as if the other person is serious/telling the truth on 4chan and things are much more interesting. I only overlook the most egregious trolls.

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>>729519096
this big

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>>729515224

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>>729519802

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And I'm done.
Wow that was intense.

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first and only one
was expensive, international shipping is a bitch, but I fukken love it

>>729515224
>>729515921
>>729519853

>2004

>>729519977
Is it BD? I'm not sure I can justify spending the money on one when the shipping from the states is that crazy.

>>729519977
Tucker is a classic.

Shipping with BD is expensive. 17USD flat rate for me and I live in the states ( MN). That's the cheapest I can get from them. So whenever I order I usually get a few things.not often though

>>729520196
Yeah his is BD.
And with how expensive BD is it really doesn't matter for the shipping cost by the time you pay for your toy.

>>729519977

had to pay 32 euro's for shipping and bout 40 euro's of import tax

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Just pulled this out of my pussy

>>729520196
Yeah, tucker as >>729520209 says.
Shipping was like £30 to the UK, almost as much as the toy itself (small, was counted as a flop cause of some tiny imperfection in the base so it ws a pretty good deal), plus the delivery dude asked for some more money on the door, £12ish if I recall correctly. I only got it cause I had loads of money at that point (beginning of the academic year, had been working all summer)
BUT
It's really fun to use, and holy shit the knot is the most amazing feeling, especially the first time

>>729515224
>>729519802
>>729519853
>2004

>>729520688
That's literally why I want one, I really need a knot in my life. The money isn't an issue to be honest but it's just that pang of guilt spending so much just to ship something to put in my anus. Life choices.

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>>729520381
How is it? I've never used anything like that.
Don't have a dildo but this counts maybe.

>>729521112
It's good. Hits the g spot just right!

>>729521017

Once you actually use it that guilt will leave faster then a black guy who found out he will be a father.

>>729521017
I say fuck it why not, might as well. If money's not too tight, you probably won't feel too much of a financial impact, and even if you do, it's not like it's gonna be a livelihood-threatening thing
Or buy it when your paycheck comes in and you feel like you have loads of money

>>729521268
It looks pretty good yeah, I'm pretty bad at gspot stuff anyway. Is it from Lelo? Kinda looks like that.

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xl crackers.

>>729521429
fuck, can you get the whole thing in?
that's pretty fuckin lewd

>>729521306
>>729521350

Okay okay, I'm sold!

>>729521580
sadly no, the massive bulk that is the widest point of the shaft is too much for my narrow pelvis, but i do have a large tucker i can take 100% of, and an xl apollo that i can take all of but the bottom knot.

>>729510525
Who fucking cares?

>>729521743
Seems like you cared enough to react

>>729521743
im gonna guess people that posted here

>>729521366
Not sure where it's from

>>729521350
Lol. The exact opposite was true with my recent purchase. One week after getting it my employer cuts my hours. Barely managed to earn enough for rent and don't have any money to feed myself. In about a week my food will run out. Not to mention I got a 170$ medical bill to tell me something I already knew.

>>729521716
hnnng
ever tried sticking a fist in there?

>>729521906
I guess you just bought it online? Anyway it looks pretty nice, I've been thinking about getting something like that for a while.