1. What's your Tinder success rate? Of every girl/guy that

>>729504875

OP here

1. What's your Tinder success rate? Of every girl/guy that agrees to go out with you how many do you end up fucking?
>I'd say 90%, I can think of just two girls I wasn't able to fuck. One because she asked who I voted for and wasn't down with Trump and the second I had to go to the airport and had no time to seal the deal.

2. What's your strategy when you meet them?
Just ask them to have drinks at my place. Two drinks in they want to fuck me

>>729504875

I never used it, should I download it? Is it worth it?

>>729505074

If you wanna fuck someone quick yes, if you're looking for a relationship no way

>>729504875

I had sex with two girls

>>729504875
>success rate
Chicks: 100%
Guys: +90%
Traps/Shemales: 100%

>>729505592

strategy?

>>729505592
Oops.
>plans/strats
Invite them back to my place and see where shit goes usually. Worst case scenario we go out to a place from my place THEN back to my place before fucking.

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>>729505754

look for these

>>729505814

I hate when you ask them over and they're like "no, let's go out" and they just make you spend a bunch of money before fucking. She knows she's fucking but she wants to make it seem "hard".

Prostitution basically.

>>729505853
Or this though that seems suspiciously like a lowkey admittance to STD's to avoid litigation.

>>729504875
100%

But only meet about 2% I match
And about 5% I talk to.

I never want to meet for hook ups. Only meet girls who aren't sluts/looking for sex.

Don't try and force it on a date. If it doesn't suit/don't like each other that's fine. Let it go.
If it feels okay keep going see what happens. Usually it works out well


Oh...it also helps I'm really good looking and pretty charming so it's easy to get sex when I compliment them.

>>729505945
NEVER buy them drinks. They wanna hit the bar yeah sure lets go get plastered but i got you off tinder for a fuck not a date you pay your own way.
Its why Guys is at 90%.

>>729505592
>muh gender fluidity

>>729505968

I don't care if I don't like them (as a person). My mind is on my goal...sticking my dick in it. It's not like I'm gonna ever see her again.

Also, I've fucked about 50+ girls on TInder...95% without a condom...chances of having an STD?

>>729506047

I've never been able to do this. When the check comes I just pay for it. It's also a status thing, when it comes I just take out my company's black card. If she was not interested yet, the gold digger insider her is

Depends. 95% match. Female redhead. Don't like to hook up. The attempts range from odd to pathetic, but I've met some nice kinky blokes and a girl I fell in love with, so hey.

If I don't plan to hook up, I don't let the other side pay for anything and keep things civil. Success rate? High.

>>729506357

as a girl you know 100% of the guys you go out with wanna fuck you right?
What makes you decide yes or no (beside psysical attraction)

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this one is very /b/

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hahahaha wtf? this one is a based whore

>>729506300
I don't play that game and i got my own company and a blackcard with my own name on it.
I used tinder specifically for fucking folk while i'm in that city not for a date. They know what its for to. I'm not gonna pay for what we BOTH want or else i'd get an escort and have my money spent be worth it. If they wanna head out somewhere i make sure they go in knowing this.

>>729506188
This sounds like bullshit m8

Get yourself checked. But in sure you'd know if you had something

I really hate sluts on tinder and find it off putting if they're only on for that. Met some really cool girls on there.
It just so happened I fucked all them too.

But was more interested in getting something long lasting.

One night stands are poor for your mental well-being. Better to have one girl regularly than many. ..trust me on that one

>>729506860

I got checked last October, clean as a whistle. It helps that the STD rate in my town is very low, almost non existant

I have fucked a lot of girls on TInder but the only one that I wasn't able to fuck was the one that saved my life.
I was suicidal and she came over and listened and told me about her own suicidal thoughts, finally she downloaded a song on my iPhone. The song says "please don't die", it's by Placebo.

>>729505029

I'm surely you're over thinking the fact that your

>personality
>sense of humor

played a role in this. You're saying it like "hurrrrrr I just offered them a drink of water and she immediately wanted my cock".

>>729506518
I do. Of course. Physical attraction actually doesn't really feature in it too heavily (unless you catfished me, in which case, not a chance).

If you can actually chat with me like a human being, relate in ways that don't have a thing to do with sex, then sure, let's hit it off. The problem is, they tend to see no middle ground. No hook up? Fall in love. Unless it's a kinky fucker, in which case, it depends sorely on the mood of both parties involved.

>>729507334

I meant that putting all those factors in (alcohol, personality, looks, charm and my sociopathic behavior) I can get them to fuck me within 30 minutes of being here

>>729507355

but have you ever just agreed to a date for the mere purpose of fucking?

I know as a guy I have, dozens of times, but I don't know a girl's perspective.

should I go out with her /b/?

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>>729508030

forgot pic

>>729507697

Once (then the same guy, over and over). Was 18. Submissive as hell. No idea how to get in the BDSM scene. Took a long time to break.

I know that sometimes I see someone, have a drink with them, realise that hey - you're cool, chemistry's here, I like you - let's get physical.

But a date for the purpose of fucking...not really my thing (though no judging, it looks like fun). As a guy, do you find it enjoyable? Are the girls clingy, or do they see it the same way?

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Liam Neeson on Tinder

>>729508030
Do it M8.

>>729508407

Love it.

tinder is for beta's

>>729504875
>1. What's your Tinder success rate? Of every girl/guy that agrees to go out with you how many do you end up fucking?
I'd say about 95% (I'm a straight white male, avg looks). There were very few that I didn't have sex with, one of them turned out to be very tall and manly and she looked nothing like her photos, in another case I left the country before a second date was possible, couldn't close it on the first try.


>2. What's your strategy when you meet them?
First of all, make sure your profile depicts who you are or at least a character you can play well. Make sure the photos and info reflect you or that character accurately. That makes the beginning of a date much less of a surprise for her which is good unless you can exceed her expectations positively. Then I usually go for drinks, if it's nice outside, you can get a couple of beers from the store and sit somewhere in the sun and later hit a bar or smth. I rarely suggest going to my place at first, because I think at least in continental Europe a lot girls are too careful for that and might be put off. After a couple of beers and a drink at the bar most girls are already tipsy enough to react positively to physical attention, so I start touching more and more and then just make out with her at some point. Have a bottle of wine at home so you can suggest going there while not being to obvious and you should be fine. This of course only applies to girls that typically match me, which are usually not the super slutty types as I don't look extremely ripped or like someone from jersey shore.

>>729504875
Literally 0%

>>729508369

Well a lot of the time I'll go out with them because I want someone to hang, but also want someone to fuck. I'll have a good time, listen to them, have fun and drink, but at the end of the night I expect sex, which is almost certain since I guarantee they'll have a good time (sociopath behavior identifying the type of guy you want me to be).

It's a win-win. They have a good time, I treat them well, listen and I get laid in exchange.

Some girls are clingy, most of them I don't ever contact again but neither do they.

>>729508030
>>729508363

Almost perfect girl, just worried she's not loyal

>>729508363
jeez. She's not putting the interesting details :
- psycho
- will distance you from parents and family and friends
- wants to control you
- uses all your money
- lying and probably cheating
- will throw a fit if she does something bad and you find out.

>>729508596

really? what's your go to place to fuck girls at 3 am on a week day?

>>729508643

why? elaborate fellow anon, what's going wrong? We'll advice you

>>729508763

>would still fuck

>~1-2%
>being a sub boi i tell them straight away thay i am a kittyboy looking for a commanding owner. most bail, the rest = GOOD SEX

>>729504875
like 1%

>>729508769
im at uni in london pal, student night every night in the week

>>729509246
i'm at uni in London and lonely af :(

>>729509088

what does that eve mean? hahahaha

>>729509316
no way? sorry bro, what uni?

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100%

at first some are a bit put off when they see my room, but eventually all of them went through with it anyway

>>729509246

You should invite me, I'm living in London, a couple blocks from Westminster

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100%

My strategy is candy floss + have a white van parked nearby.

>>729509495

Lol, where's that from?

>>729509453
Goldsmiths :/

>>729509533
I'm in kingston not massively far lol

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<-- my strategy. works every time

>>729505029
i need the recipe for this drink ASAP

>>729509709
thats so central though! what year are you in?

>success rate
My name is Bill an dI get 100% even if we don't get a match.

>strategy
When I meet them I go zoobidey flip-flop-bop girl, you down to flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped your drinky-deet-do, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and that's how I have over 300 shibbidy bops sex on Tinder.

>>729509893
>anon doesn't know about stealth slushies

>>729509807

I'm supposed to meet this girl later tonight at my apartment, first Brit girl I'll ever have a chance to fuck

>>729509925
year 3

>>729510052
you in britain ?

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Timber, eh?

>>729509893

Just ask what they'd like to drink and serve them a bit more than usual. Then casually say it'd be fun if you guys had a shot, then serve second drink.

It may vary on every girl but it's usually 2-4 drinks and a shot before they're all over you.

Also my dick helps, it's real pretty.

>>729510027
i want her awake while my dipsy is in her dopsy

>>729510052
where you from bro?

>>729510115

Yeah, London.
It's sad cause I went to university in Liverpool and never fucked a brit, just some asian girls, mexican girls and colombian girls.

>>729510343

Mexico but I've been living in the UK for almost 6 years

>>729504875

1. As of now, I fucked 100% of tinder girls that agreed on meeting up. However, I usually can't get the super hot babes to go out with me. Mostly the 6s, 7s, very rarely 8s.

2. I heard that in person I'm way more attractive than on my tinder pics, so that probably helps me a lot to give a good first impression. I also use some PUA techniques and I love to go to a pub or a bar for a cocktail or something with them, a little alcohol makes it even more easier for me to get into their pants.

>>729510498

Red pill me on PUA tecniques

>>729510382
Also foreigner in UK. It's way easier to get foreigners

>>729510106
ah right, im in year 1 of 4 (24yrs old tho, ex military so my confidence is pretty high). Shouldn't be lonely tho, just go out clubbing, go freshers events, go gym. I'm working abroad over the summer in ibiza, and you can just go do that even on your own

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>>729504875
if the feeling is here, i make a tarte tomato moustard, emmental in the corner...

Then she wants the D

True french story

I have a 8.5/10 face, perfect teeth, nice hair and a good looking penis, but I'm 5'6" and I don't want to match girls higher than me. How do I make it clear that I want 5'5" or shorter girls without saying how tall I am?

>>729510625

Don't read up too much about it.

Just learn the very basics and train them as often as possible.

You will only get better by practicing.

I have self esteem issues and it's taken me a while to realize I'm good at sex.

80% of the girls I fuck are impressed by my dick and how I can go very long before cumming. I've also realized I don't enjoy sex that much, it's more of a bragging situation for me. I don't really wanna fuck you, I just want you to be amazed about my skills and size.

I'm becoming the true American Psycho

Just play the numbers game, make it obvious what you want, and be ready to go if a bitch hits you up. Make her ask for a date. Then sausage town. How fucking ugly or tarded u gotta be

>>729510457
fair play bud!

I have no car, no job. Could I still score on Tinder? Not looking for any relationship, just dtf.

>>729510747
write that you are into petite girls

>>729510747
just put your height on your profile dude, mine was on there when i used it

>>729510747

why? sometimes fucking taller girls is fun. Don't mention your height on your bio, just let them assume by pictures.

Maybe a group photo where you can see how tall you really are but all the other ones use close ups of your face

>>729510995
that's a bad idea

>>729511052
wasn't for me im 6'4" :)

>>729510877

do you have your own place?

also some money for booze. A bottle of wine or some beers

If you have no standards and will fuck a pig in makeup tinder is for you.

>>729511215

>implying there are no hot girls on Tinder

>>729511206
>do you have your own place?

I live with my parents but I do have money on me and plenty of wine and beer.

>Want a nice girl to be in love with
>Every girl is on Tinder
>Every girl on Tinder is a slut
>Keep ending up in bed with girls who have boyfriends
>Just want to find somebody I can connect with and trust
>Every time I fuck a random girl I don't enjoy it
>It's just another nail in the coffin

I really don't know anymore. I wish I was somebody who just wanted to get laid and didn't care about the rest, then I'd be fine.

QUESTION:


Of the girls you fuck, how often do they ask you to use a condom?


For me it's maybe 10%. I've even had girls asking to "please cum inside me I love it" (of course I didn't do it, what kind of idiot does she think I am?)

>>729509495
this is some heart of darkness, peering beyond the veil, mountains of madness type shit. actual lovecraftian horror. her pussy looks like a fucking spaghetti monster

>>729511480
yeah same like 15%

girls these days are sluts

>>729511168
I was talking for him in fact

>>729510255
this shit works without fail every time. probably helps that im a big fucker with a good personality and an infectious laugh

>>729510995
not the best idea if you're under 6ft
>>729511040
not if they don't know that you ain't tall, this happened once, her face of regection after seeing me 5 inches shorter than her still haunts me
>>729510925
sounds good
>>729511480
100%
if she asks you to cum inside, stick up their pooper and cum there ( or mouth for a less violent aproach)

>>729511340

Invite them over, just make sure she doesn't realize you live with your parents

I'm well off, have my own penthouse, reasonably tall (6'1) and fit, but I never score because I'm so choosy. I am turned off by fakeness (excessive makeup, fake tan, dyed hair, fake boobs) and lack of intellect.

I guess Tinder isn't for me but where else does one meet college girls (I'm into age difference)?

> 1. What's your Tinder success rate? Of every girl/guy that agrees to go out with you how many do you end up fucking?

Iam female a white female, Meh looks. 100% success with the 1% of guys I ask to meet up with

>2. What's your strategy when you meet them?
First date is always a movie date, next we go for drinks ( pay my way both times) finally random coffee date at my place with fucking.

>>729511787
go to college, no joke, wander around campus and talk to then if you're under 35

>>729511787
>looking for intellect in women
>lying on /b/

kill yourself

>>729510261
Stealth slushies ain't roofies.
Its basically gatorade and enough vodka to drop a horse.
You freeze it in certain cycles and it'll slush up but entirely hide the alcohol and it won't make your stomach hurt from chugging. Unless you tell someone or they take it slow they'd never know till shit hits.

Pretty good, I guess.

Tinder is a numbers game though. I'd say out of 100 matches, 20 respond to my first mail, then out of that I'll maybe meet up with 4-5, and fuck 2 of em. That last conversion has been getting better though.

Honestly I think it's just that I'm older now, chicks think I'm a lot hotter. Nice to be a man.

The area I go to college in has next to no attractive girls that aren't bots... Met a few cool girls though.

>>729511934

how do you choose who to meet? Give us some insider dos and don'ts

I'm average looking. Maybe a 7-8. Skinny (120 pounds) but I'm fun, smart and rich so they like that.

I can't have second Tinder dates. If I don't fuck you on the first date then bye

NEXT QUESTION:


When you get a match, what's your conversation like?


For me it's a "hey, how's it going", next is "are you from ______?" (in case they're only on vacation or something), then "what do you do for a living", finally ask for their number and text them if they wanna have a drink.

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Always be honest on TInder

>>729506188
Over 9000

BLM on Tinder

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>>729515357

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We've got a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hahahahahahaha

Ok, I just downloaded Tinder. Any suggestions?

>>729512086

How often do I freeze it?

>>729516099

Upload at least three flattering pictures, keep your bio short or no bio

>>729514148
Do,
Message first, be funny, be casual not clingy, try and mention some stuff she mentioned in her bio. Just keep it light and friendly.

Don't
Be over confident, I had a guy literally send " whatsapp chat" and then " number" like some sort of weird cave man. Not a good idea to be clingy also had a guy " thank you for giving me the time of day" " you are stunning" you're obviously full of shit, I am average at best. Kill yourself.

> just bee yourself meme, unless you are like the dudes in the dont section.

>>729516445
Also, why do guys like crazy girls. Every guy has a crazy ex girlfriend he whines on about? Why do the crazy girls keep winning?

Next relationship I'm just going to keep asking myself " what would an insane person do"

>>729516167
Just google it. Its kinda specific and my recipe list isn't onhand.

>>729516445
Don't waste time messaging bitches first on tinder. Just let them come to you. If I get a message that's a guaranteed fuck based on my profile. If I send a message, it's just work and it's a tossup whether it'll go or not

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HAHAHAHA WTF IS HAPPENING?

>>729516972
I am a girl and I never message first. Like ever. I fear rejection and leave it up to the male. Sorry.

Bumble makes you message the guy first. Has anyone here tried bumble?

>>729516445

So what's with the girls that match and don't reply when you say hi but also don't unmatch youu

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/b/'s wifu

>>729517356
Sometimes, you get a little swipe happy, you end up with 10 matches in an hour. The other guys have interesting openings. Your " hi there" " how are you" " I see you like playing games, same." just goes unnoticed.

>>729517782

You're a Tinder expert

>>729517919
Yes! I am sad and lonely! Just kill me in my sleep to be honest.

>>729518074

I'm sad and lonely too and can you kill me before someone kills you? Where are you from? It'd be funny if we've already fucked or something

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Anons I need help with my bio. What the fuck d I put in it to catch the interest?

>>729507601
Can i see you bro? Just want to see what girls like. Speaking as an ugly fat fuck.

>>729517782

Okay and what about super likes? 1. Do you ever used them? 2. What do you think when a guy super likes you?

>>729518193

male or female and what age?

>>729518195

I don't know if I wanna post my face on /b/ but I'm just skinny, 120 pounds, beard, round hipster glasses, 5,11", nice teeth. Not super handsome, but average.

Girls like funny confident guys, just focus on that.

>>729518172
I doubt it, man. I'm from South Africa and I've only slept with like 3 guys.

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>>729518195

look at this, you can totally go for something like this. Funny shit

>>729518684

Too far away, London here

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>>729518272

Male, 23

>>729518242
1. I have used it once, I really liked the guys cat. It was cute as fuck.
2. I usually give a guy that has super liked me a chance. I mean you only get so many so I'm flattered. Even if the guy is typically not someone I would swipe right on, I'll give him a conversation.

>>729518780

you wanna go for 18-22 girls? Keep it "relatable" and simple. Go for something like "I'll buy you pizza if you outdrink me"

To all you mighty Casanovas who think they have great game. Girls are on tinder for the same reason. My line is basically just asking if they wanna hook up. About half of them dont text back, and about 50% of those who do text just say yes.
So I get a 25% rate of my matches to have sex with me without even leaving my house.. tinder doesnt need game.

>>729517247
In scared anon
I would never say anything like that and I'm 19

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>>729504875
1. Well, if I get 10 likes, I message 5 back, 3 reply, I meet two and fuck one. Fucked 6 girls and I think I got around 60 likes. From the 6 girls I fucked from tinder, only 1 came to my place and 1 to hers after the first date. I think I met 12 in total.
2. I talk to them on tinder, then when the time is right I suggest going to whatsapp or FB. From there I mention a place I like or beer and sometimes they suggest we go out or they make it obvious they will accept to meet if I make the first step.
When we meet I make sure we sit face to face at the table and I lead the conversation, but I always make sure they talk the most. If I talk 40% of the stuff and start new topics, I noticed it goes well. I always watch the body language, if their hands somehow get close to me on the table or bar or whatever, it is a good sign they want to kiss. If I don't get an opportunity to kiss her, I suggest we go somewhere else and try on the way there or choose a place where I can sit next to her.

What I realized is that when we meet, they already decided to fuck me. All I have to do is not be retarded. Some of them liked me so much, even though I said stupid shit it didn't matter. Weird thing is, I mostly meet girls who got out of long relationships and had 2-3 partners. Some of them hadn't had sex in a log time. One was even a virgin. Pic related. I guess women aren't that whorish in my country yet.

So yeah, I don't really know how to pick up chicks. They seem to like me for some reason. Probably, being tall, with long hair and a deep voice helps. Also, I am a scumbag and can't stop. Currently fucking three different chicks. Last week I went out with the one that was a virgin, but she was on her period so after she went home I went to the club and brought home some random bitch. AT least I uninstalled tinder. Fuck.

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>>729519036

Simple sounds good.

I'm a solid 7-8 that lifts, im just trying to fuck randoms around my area tbh.

>>729504875
>1. What's your Tinder success rate? Of every girl/guy that agrees to go out with you how many do you end up fucking?
50% of the ones I meet, usually by choice.

Brought one home and got warts plus gonorrhea. Don't fuck anything anymore.

Oh and most whores claim virgin or 3 previous fucks. Both cases means they sucked enough dicks to shit a tub full of semen. Most will never admit it but 3 is definitely the magic number for whores.

>>729519722
I only got some mild infection that didn't appear on tests and it went away with antibiotics.

>>729520070
gotta catch em all

>>729520070
That's terrifying. Do they make pee in a cup, home STD testing?

>>729519369

Most of /b/ just came in their pants

>>729520661
Well, I peed in a cup at first, but I needed more tests and because they tested for chlamydia and two or three other things they had o insert three cotton swabs down my dick. One was enormous for a a cotton swab. It is hard to describe the burn. And still can't figure out exactly how it fit in there. And because they had to make sure they get a good sample, every cotton swab had to go deeper. Guess which one went the deepest.

>>729519506

Yeah make some idiotic Tumblrly shit that girls find "funny/cute" and that's it.

>>729521029
>>729520070

I got some itchy thing over a weekend I went batshit crazy on TInder I fucked 5 girls (from 4's to 8's, so yeah not very picky) and on Monday my dick hurt and had a urinary infection. Just went away with lots of fluids within a couple of days

>>729520661
The weird things is I got this from tinder chick and not from the shit load of prostitutes I fucked before. I mean what I got from them went away by itself in two weeks.

>>729521029
The thickest?

I assume it's kinda like the burn of removing a dry tampon. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

I was just wondering if I could make a guy take a mini at home STD test before I slept with him. I'd be willing to do the same in the name of hooking up safely.

I'm highly autistic though.

>>729506074
>20

>>729521316
Got that too a few weeks ago because I stuck it in the pooper, but it went away after I drank water like crazy for four days and also took some urinary stuff pills with methylene blue and some plant stuff in them. Pissed blue for 5 days.

>got lots of matches. even some super likes
>too socially retarded to try and talk to any of them
>never even reply to the "hello" that they send first
>stay at home and masturbate instead
am i doing something wrong?

>>729521452
I wouldn't mind testing myself if a girl asked. Although I am not sure how reliable those home tests are. I should also get myself tested for HIV. But yeah, I will use condoms from now on. They suck, but it is not worth the risk.

Too fat and too much of a neckbeard to have any success.

>>729521596
You have nothing to lose. just go for it. In time you learn.

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>>729521540

hahaha I once had a blue slurpy and my poo was blue. I was scared shitless until I remembered the slurpy factor

>>729521596

Look at them like a substitute for your hand. Reply, make sure you tell them you are "shy" bitches love that, get them home and use vag to masturbate

>>729521694
>>729521452

I had a really douchy friend that everytime he fucked a hooker he would then fuck a regular bitch and wait a couple months and send her to an HIV test

>>729504875
>1. What's your Tinder success rate? Of every girl/guy that agrees to go out with you how many do you end up fucking?
I match 1 - 2 people a day depending on how many people are in the area
I meet about 1 in 4
I fuck 1 in 2 that I meet
I have a couple of regular fuck buddies as a result of tinder

In case it is relevant I've got my search set to 20 - 26 within 12 miles, I'm 26, builtfat and average looking

>2. What's your strategy when you meet them?
Chat, encourage them to talk about themselves, tease them about whatever they do, give short answers about myself, ask if they fancy getting coffee.
If they are very attractive/I get along with them well, I invite them to mine, if not I approach the topic of going to theirs and leave afterwards, there's nothing worse than having someone trying to stick about when you don't want to see them.

>>729506188

nearly 100%

What kind of profile picture do girls like these days?

>>729523041
After the last few messages I have read in this thread. I strongly second this. Get tested for EVERYTHING

>>729523368
Girl here, go for 1 picture of you drinking, 1 outdoors, 1 with you and a pet.

I never go for the dudes in the gym or shirtless mirror selfie guy.

>>729523523
If i have no pets, what should i go with? Pic with friends?

>>729523523
Are you on Tinder for a quick fuck? Or are you looking for relationship material?

>>729523962
Yes, pic with friends will work too.

>>729523523

Same girl as before or new girl? Because we could use more dos and dont's

>>729523962

Go to Petco...fake it

>>729524119

Yes, fake the pet picture. When girl meets you say the pet just died and you're very sad. She'll console you and then proceed to suck your dick to make you feel better

>>729524074
Relationship but open to the idea of just a quick fuck.

>>729510687
This
I am a latin American living in Brighton and I was never able to fuck a brit girl. Only Spaniards and Asians. What's the key to get to Brits?

>>729524119
Same girl as before. I'll think of more... Get back to you shortly

>>729524334
Be american. White girls, at least ones worth fucking, dont fuck foreigners/non whites. Sorry dude, stick with asians

>>729524530
I thought Americans were perceived as plain idiots in UK and so it was a turnoff

>>729523523
can i please bang you?

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I fucked a famous Asian actress thanks to tinder.
My dick was diamonds, best fuck ever.
Just met her for a drink, went back to hers, fucked several times.
Never had any luck with Tinder since though feelsbadman

>>729504875
Most people here talk shit, internet. My sucess rate is around 40%.

This Video helped a lot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q

>>729524687
Not men, at least not ones who are average looking and in decent shape. To english broads, were the same as english guys, were just exotic enough (but still white) and are generally more "manly" than english guys. I travel to england for work every 2 months, and fuck english girls every time. Most english guys i meet are total pussies.

>>729524929
Normies get out
Post picture of face and body, complete with hight

>>729509495
Sauce? Very curious about the story behind this..

>>729509946

That bill cosby impression was awful. How did you fuck that up so bad?

>>729510052

My condolences. Imo British women are the ugliest women on planet earth aside from black chicks.

>>729524530

I'm a Mexican but I'm basically white, perfect English, went to Cambridge then University of Liverpool. You would not know I was Latin if I didn't say so and yet I haven't been able to fuck a brit ever

>>729524363
Don't put that " married 4 kids looking for some action on the side, just kidding" shit in your bio, it was funny 6 guys ago. Stop it.

If you have a picture of you and your nephew, just clarify in the bio that the kid is not yours. It's not obvious and I wouldn't date a single dad.

If your under jobs you're " self-employed" try to specify what you do in your bio. Gold diggers would like to know you aren't " self- employed in that I was fired and I'm going through some sort of crisis trying to shill my sucky woodwork on Facebook"

Don't double text, if she didn't respond, wait a day and then talk to her as if nothing happened.

Compliments are nice but don't over do it. It gets annoying when I hear I have really nice eyes 13 times in one day and 5 of those times you said it.

>>729524748
Please anon, I could be hideous and a landwhale. Have some self worth.

>>729525069

need an assistant? haha

>>729510747

KEK! I'm so sorry to hear that. You could have 10/10 face with a 9 inch cock and it wouldn't matter. Being a manlet is a death sentence for your sex life. Women instinctually see you as a worthless beta male.

>>729525668
you could. yes... but then again, you might not.

Gotta roll those dice, fem-anon.

>>729525501
Because you still look mexican. Believe it or not, you do.

>>729525254
http://imgur.com/gallery/5kwIyG7

story in comments

>>729511357
You and me both.
Fuck this gay earth sometimes.

>>729511787
maybe find some way to have some male friends at college and use them as segways to college hotties.
I've seen non students come to my college and do exactly this.

>>729526093
But anyway, I'm South African. Way too far to travel for a quick screw.

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>>729526759


r8 my profile femanon

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>>729526759
>>729526942

cringe?

>>729504875
I get a lot of matches but they're all fat ugly women with kids. I don't ever go on any dates because I'm married. I guess i lucked out since I only attract landwhales.

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>>729526118

This is my Tinder main photo, I've never gotten a "you're definetely mexican " or something. I've gotten "you look French" and stopped at the airport for "being Italian"

>>729527179

Stop right swimping fat chicks bro

>>729527298
If thats actually you, you look like an arab. There is not a single thing about you that looks white. Thats why. Since you look like an arav, its gonna be twice as hard. Honest advice, give up on white girls

>>729527007
Take out the goofy romantic bit. " sometimes awkward, mostly funny! I like making people laugh and having a good time."

Then you're okay in my opinion anon!

>>729527428
Its true. I swipe everything.

>>729527523

fuck, and I hate muslims

i used it for a month, maybe a few 100 girls i liked, not one reply.

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>>729527666

checked. thanks satan

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>>729523523
Any advice on what to put in bio?

>>729527774
Yeah youre pretty fucked dude.

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dubs and we all fuck our next match

>>729528295

reroll

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>>729527937
But this is my bio, so maybe get a second opinion.

>>729526759
fair enough. You're probably right.
I'm in Canada.
Come live in Canada. it's fuckin' cold here. You'll love it.

>>729528583

ya idk I'm always thinking of changing my bio to something less serious. most people on tinder put some kind of meme in their bio but I don't wanna seem like a fucking child either so

>>729528800
My country has gone to shit anyway... I'm imagining it.

>>729529154
Are you looking for a relationship or are you looking to hook up?

>>729528583
I actually like this one

>>729510457

mexfag in uk here too

What percentage of Tinder hookups will lead to a serious relationship?

>>729529586

hey mexifag, what are you doing in the UK?

>>729529692

0%

Would you really date a girl you met on Tinder?

>>729529154
>>729528583

how should I break the ice when I get a match?

>>729529316
I mean I just wanna meet girls period. It goes wherever it goes, if I catch wind that she's DTF or not my type then its gonna be a one-off thing.

but if we got some chemistry then I guess i'd see where it goes

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>>729504875
>1. What's your Tinder success rate?

I always like every girl on tinder. never got a match...

>2. What's your strategy when you meet them?

HAHA

>>729529783
Hell no, just interested in what others think about it.

>>729529907

wow, why? What's your profile like?

>>729529783
Know two couples, first hand, married after meeting on Tinder

>>729529695

Working in London for 5 years now. You?

>>729530094
Is that a statistical aberration or do you think it gives a fair chance for Tinder to be a serious matchmaker? Give a percentage you think is right.

>>729529810
Then a meme in your bio should be fine. Could lead to a funny conversation.

Guys that stick out are usually ones that ask questions about your bio. Like guys sometimes ask " How trash are we talking" and I say " Courtney Love 2002, edging on Britney Spears 2007" or some shit like that.

Just see if you can joke around with her bio. Or " how does this work, are we dating now? "

>>729529907
Show us your pics and your bio, let us help you anon.

>>729530406

you should get paid for this shit

>>729530406
Yes, jokes are always good. And mentioning something from her pics or bio will always get the conversation started. Guys are expected to say something first, but I expect girls to give me something to start with.

>>729530762
Don't give me ideas, anon. I'll break out a PayPal account.
>>729531022
Agreed, if you look at her, don't be afraid to say " you're not hot enough to NOT have a bio" and swipe left

>>729531424
How to not be awkward when starting a conversation

>>729530128

Here recording shit for E!
What do you do for a living?

>>729531802
Embrace the awkward, it can be cute. Just try and make it funny. Even if you fail a couple of times, you'll get the hang of it.

>>729516649
I don't like them, but they seem to like me.

>>729531946
Designer, dude.. apps and websites mainly. Pays good.

Dope! How long you here for?

>>729532297
One of the few guys that don't like crazy girls.

I've been dumped for a crazy ex, the chick I share an office with was dumped for a crazy ex.

Fucking winners man.

>>729532276
Thanks for the tips mate

>>729532779

I think the 28th...maybe 26th, gotta check the program. Let's party

>>729505945
>random tinder "date"
>spending money on them

Yeah, nah.

>>729532887
My first ex, is crazy yes. She was sane for about a year before going off the rails. Dumped her. It's been 5 years now, she's in and out of relationships constantly and still subtweets about me and sends me crazy shit. Like grow up.

Another girl, not crazy but fucked my best friend and all my friends sided with him and her.

Another girl, she just comes and goes - just likes the attention I think.

Currently I'm living abroad for the time being and just focus on sex instead. Much easier. Although hopefully somebody with their shit together comes around someday - with their mind figured out, haha.

Maybe it's the crazy sex. They're more kinky. But I'd rather have sane sex and not deal with somebody five years later.

>>729533183

Hell yeah dude. Send deets to [email protected] (throwaway)

>>729533945
Hahah, cool, thanks of the tip. I'll get more kinky...

Still gonna see how " what would an insane person do" works out for me though.

Next guy I date can expect calls at 3am, I'll cry hysterically and accuse him of being in a club.

>people act shocked that most of tinder is sluts

Are you guys retarded, it's a HOOK UP app. Christ.

>>729533939

Sometimes you gotta spend money on them, also I don't like going to shitty places and I'm always thinking they probably not bringing enough cash so I feel bad and pay for them

>>729534515
Haha, well the best sex I ever had was with a (shocker) normal girl from Tinder. European girls have fun in bed...can't say that American women are as open minded. Shame, but hey, can't force somebody to give you great sex if it's not their style.

>>729535123

>tfw too much sloppy drunk sex in my life to actually remember the best sex of my life

>can't even match with people to maybe go on a date or fuck

Ugh...

>>729535123
Hahah, I always say I'm willing to try anything twice, but I don't promise to be any good at it.

>>729535960
1. Maybe you're being too picky, give that 5 a chance. You're just gonna fuck her not start a relationship
2. If you have been giving 5's a chance, look at your profile, start adding better pics or change up your bio.

Can I sign up for Tinder anonymously? I can link to my fake Facebook account. If I post a faceless pic (body only), will I get any hits? Never tried it. I've been using a sugardaddy site (with amazing success), but I'm sick of spending $$

>>729536496
oh - just to explain, I'm married : )

>>729504875
Can i use this without having FB ?

My god these women really rustle my jimmies. I don't think tinder is for me.

>>729536203

uglier girls are usually better at sex and more grateful

>>729536530
>I'm married
You made your bed anon. To answer your question, go on ashley madison.

>>729536496
I've seen people do it, I've never swiped right on the guys, but if they exist, there must be some kind of interest.

But remember, Tinder works great for girls. 8/10 guys, get stuck with 4/10 girls.

You will probably get shit-tier STD girls.

>>729536565
No, but just create a fake account. It takes seconds.

>>729535876
I feel alone in this, but I kind of hate drunk sex. Always so sloppy and awkward, in my experience.
>>729535962
Open minded is always good - in both partners. It's pretty rare to find good sexual longterm compatibility, in my experience. But hopefully someday because it's been a while and I've been craving it haha.

Post a pic of your last match

>>729536699
True. Ugly girls just lie there, those more homely have to work harder.

Show us your profile if you don't mind. If you're going for ugly girls maybe they think you're too attractive.

>qt foreign girls matches
>messages me first

Uhhh..panic mode, first match ever. anything I should avoid saying to not look like an idiot?

>>729537363

I'm not going for ugly girls, I'm going for all girls. I just matched seconds ago with an absoult 9.0

>>729538093

what did she say?

>>729509495

Haha

>>729538287
"Hi"

Lel

>>729509495
might be off putting to have a little dick and see a huge condom hanging on the wall

>>729539968

Say hi back dummy

>>729539968
say something based on her profile.

>>729506845
there's something about the girls named Stephanie, all of them I've ever known are total sluts.

>>729540189

haha me too. Never naming my kid that

I can't believe the girl I'm talking to, will post pic in a second

>don't have a license
>live in a town

I think I'm already fucked..

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The 9.0 I mentioned before I just matched with. Here's how you do it kiddos

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>>729541242

proof of match

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>>729541242

and convo so far

>>729541242

>based senpai teach me your craft

>>729541456
Well you're talking so, so far so good.

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>>729541242
Hmmmm?

>>729542547
Ruh roh.

>>729541242

based anon you got to keep us updated

I swipe like crazy, I get a couple of match per week, I initiate conversation with half of them (because I involuntarily match with ugly/bad ones).
Most of them don't respond or are not really interested. I had maybe 40 dates and I only fucked with 3 girls (using Tinder for maybe 3 years haha). My main problem is that I'm not confident enough to ask what I want and I play the romantic, soft guy role (because god forbid I get ever rejected for asking)
So what usually happens in a date is I wait for her to signal me with neon signs that she is willing to fuck, or else I am unsure what to do.
The weird thing is that I am very confident in bed and the ones who slept with me where calling me again to fuck again, but I missed the hottest girls because of my hesitation. with the hottest girls, sometime we kiss at the end of the date, and then she says something like : oh it was fun I guess I should go because I have school tomorrow. And then I say: ''ah ok I understand, well it was nice meeting you :) see you around'' (expecting a second date or something, like a full retard)

>>729542547

interesting...she said she's from Boston and living in LA. Can we find more about her?

>>729542547

Anon she said she was at Coachella on Saturday and I just Googled the name you googled and this came up.

Could she be real or is she a reeeeally good catfish?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS_2J76DuaZ/?taken-by=charlottedalessio&hl=es

>>729541242
Probably a catfish, tell "her" to send you a picture holding her ear.

>>729541242
''active December 8, 2014'' sounds legit

>>729543105

it's a glitch on the app, it's not Tinder it's 6Tin, a variation of Tinder for Windows devices. All my matches say december 8th 2014

>>729542786
Model, living in California, seems kinda famous?

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>>729543102

I need to get her number first. Also proof of the Coachella thing

>>729524334

A blew a Cypriot dude in Brighton.

>>729543556

everything seems to fit but it's just too good to be true. Will keep talking to her and ask for a number