Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I am the FUTURE
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>729496050
>>729496024
Claiming best girl.
Naps were good.
I fucked up my leg kicking a door open yesterday. I hate my job! Why do people have to barricade themselves !!
>>729496178
Edit some edgy meme on that piece of paper. You won't.
>>729495949
What I posted is GATE if the girls were idols. And its going to be a full blown drama show.
>>729496305
I'm not at my comp right now and I really don't want to get up. But I would if I wanted to.
Halfpipe is mine!
カラミチーマス
>>729496923
Someone did this yesterday though
>>729497039
Pretty good.
>>729496201
I'm going to toss it~
Iam keep losing weight an iam scared i will look one day like a skeleton..
...Also are male waifus allowed?
Kizuna Ai claimed
go blue or go home
>>729497416
welcome back
>>729497470
what's with her voice?
>>729497227
why -_-?
>>729497608
I'm bored -_-
>>729497470
dabu dee dabue die
>>729497608
shhh she is perfect
>>729497683
lol
am i weird for liking her? people say it's weird ;w;
>>729497318
It's pretty nice. I was going to do a quick meme in ms paint last night, but got tired and went to bed
>>729496250
I like your job description. "Door kicker" is a rather prestigious title round my way. Although your job is probably some sort of medical/first responder. Mine is more of a murder/killer
>>729497775
i dont where you pixies came from but i sure do like this pixie juice
>>729497775
was just asking an honest question
are you a new claimer?
>>729497666
me too satan
how was your easter?
>>729497936
T-thank you for keeping me in business I guess...
>>729498091
yeah me too
>>729497823
I don't think I have any good exploitables...
>something in this window maybe
>>729498039
Meh,didn't do anything special with family.
At least I got to see them again after weeks
How about yours?
>>729498039
just haven't posted in a good while
>>729498143
Lol I don't operate in my own country.
>>729498271
That could probably be edited, but what to put there though?
>>729498469
W-why do you do it though... money? Thrill?
>>729498620
Normandy, 1944?
>>729498298
welcome back then
how're you doing?
>>729498288
I didn't really do anything with them, but at least you saw yours
how's the leg?
>>729498735
I guess I've let this be weird enough. I'm just in the military. But yes, it was a thrill for the short time I really got to do it for real.
>>729498826
I had a laugh
>>729498966
What does it feel like?
>>729498950
Cherish them while you can famalam
Still broken, still swollen, still useless.
It didn't get any better
>>729498990
It's that or stalingrad.
>>729498950
i lost my best friend but other than that everything's golden
>>729499365
I'm going to be honest with you, I want you...
>>729499346
You could use this picture from Stalingrad. Seems perfect tbh
>>729499209
Exciting to say the least. But I never got to go into buildings because heavy guns stay outside in security.
>>729499556
Saving people is more rewarding! Have you ever knifed someone?
>>729499525
Looks tilt-shifted.
Anyway I don't think I could do it in ms pain.
>>729499239
we don't really get along, but I still see my mom now and then
sounds fun, you should run a footrace
>>729499363
I'm sorry to hear that
at least you're Au
>>729499497
Alice is mine...
>>729499705
I'm nobodies
>>729499790
Back off my Ben -_-
>>729499790
Maple Syrup, not even once.
>>729499870
He's nobody, not nobodies -_-
>>729499689
I didn't really pay attention to the fact it was tilt-shifted, opps.
Yeah you probably wouldn't be able to do in ms paint anyway.
>>729499790
ur mine uwu
>>729499888
Why not, it's tasty
>>729499662
Oh geez, ya know I wish, but no. I know I guy that threw a refrigerator on someone and killed him
>>729499942
Maybe GIMP. Haha, gimp.
>>729499947
Those poor trees don't consent.
>>729500097
They don't have to
>>729500102
RO is objectively inferior to Yuu
>>729500097
It's pretty shit, but it's what I can be arsed to do now.
>>729499705
I still want him. I think Alice is a sweetheart.
>>729500102
Is Ro wearing crocs?
>>729499870
I'm not yours -_-
>>729499705
I'll do a rucksack march instead
>>729500102
become desirable
>>729497608
Thanks I could make it to more of the threads but busy.
>>729500316
You missed out on the opportunity to call that file OhAIyou
>>729500227
I like this
>>729500097
Is gimp bad
>>729500019
He did that in the war? he must be really strong. My brother-in-law knifed the shit out of someone in Falouja because he wouldn't stop running toward him.
>>729500315
You are a heathen, forced marches are borderline slavery
>>729500316
I hope to see you around more, your waifu is cute
>>729500312
yes :o
>>729500251
I hear he's pretty cute :x
>>729500193
Oh, right, not-sentient.
>>729500227
Nice
>>729500431
It's just a funny name.
>bring out the gimp
>>729500193
But she's genki and has a flower decorating her hair. The word objectively was already wrong due to personal tastes but when you add her in game stats to the equation it's beyond wrong.
>>729500281
No.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/U-511/Gallery
>>729500315
Desire thinner.
>>729500443
It was more of him pushing it off the roof into a pickup truck. Smashed him, and yea, someone getting close sometimes ya gotta stick'em
>>729500495
He said he's not cute irl but idc, I still want him...
>>729500652
does he ever say good things about himself? :o
>>729500495
No -_-
>>729500594
S-so do you like the military? That's your job there?
>>729500562
It makes me think of a smash term, called gimping.
https://www.ssbwiki.com/Gimp
>>729500464
Guess how my foot broke :^)
And then later I did another one with heavier load AND the fucking radio. Probably how it got worse
>>729500592
My standards are low enough as it is
Claim
>>729500755
Nope but that's just him being modest <3
>>729496097
>>729500789
Generally because gimping implies debilitating.
>>729500789
>>729500806
Well you're not in position to increase them.
>>729501255
The drawfags are leaking
>>729501034
No -_-
>>729500778
My job is to shoot machine guns. However because of my time in I do not get to shoot machine guns. It's an awful paradox. It's alright, but I'm getting out. I don't want to be stuck in here for life.
>>729500806
RIP foot. My back is shot. Bottom three discs are dead. I feel your pain.
>>729501255
I hope this isn't too much to ask, but can you make an edit where it just says,"Mugi is a nigger"?
It's a bit of a meme here.
>>729501085
And getting gimped is very infuriating
>>729501417
I have to go! Thank you for sharing your story <3
And I'm happy you're not doing those evil things anymore~
>>729501583
get this animal planet shit outta here
>>729501273
Yeah well...
oh
You're right
>>729501417
Too bad I won't get deployed anytime soon, still need to recover
Rip back
>>729501529
I can imagine, seeing as it's essentially spawncamping.
>>729501583
fuck off nigger
>>729501529
?
>>729502048
9/11
>>729501577
So long friend nice to talk to you.
>>729501804
Deployed 3 times, im in my twilight. Hopefully you get better quick
Claimed~
>>729502048
This is perfect my dude. Thanks.
>>729501821
And it's especially annoying with characters like Ness, who are left exposed during a portion of their recovery.
>>729501583
What is it I'm afraid to look. Is it an abortion?
>>729502295
nigger facebook memes no gore or shit like that
>>729502609
Hey Toobie
the fuck is supforums?
>>729502229
I'm just starting my career, getting into the battalion as an injured man
Guess I'll have to make my name when I recover
>>729502816
What have you been up to?
>>729502229
>>729502967
Hello fellow vets.
Mine
>>729503160
Stolen
>>729503028
I like just woke up.
>>729503160
Retry
>>729503048
Not a vet
>>729503327
Did you sleep well in such a tumultuous city?
>>729503160
loli cat>old hag cat
>>729503359
My b
>>729503561
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO7MdV5qZo
>>729503405
Slightly below average sleep i would say.
>>729503634
Do you masturbate before going to sleep? It always helps me
>>729503731
Rarely
>>729503561
It's k fam
>>729503048
Question. Were you, are you the weird guy that people know or are you the secret waifu guy. Cause I'm definitely the secret waifu guy
QOTT: What do you remember better?
The inside of a place or the name of the place?
>>729503809
Well maybe that's why you aren't getting optimal sleep
>>729504414
I doubt it, but maybe.
>>729504122
I was the secrete waifu guy. I was a body builder/heavy weapons guy that got stuck with the SAW/M240/Mk48. My platoon knew I liked anime but there were others in my platoon that watched it, even though I was the oldest. It never really leaked. Back then I was a huge Mikufag and Cross Ange aired when I got out.
>>729504285
Inside. If I got food, I remember the taste. If it's music, the sound. If it's people, voice.
>>729504491
If you want I could help you out, maybe on a lonely sleepless night
>>729504741
You're the anon who is scared to add me on discord right, how are you going to help me with anything.
>>729504285
Depends on the place and what's inside it, I suppose
>>729504838
I think you have me confused with a different anon :^)
>>729504285
Name
>>729504995
Maybe so.
>>729504545
Lol. Pretty much same boat. Gunner by trade and didn't have anyone really that watched it I wanted to hang out with. Also I don't think those guys even had a collection like mine. I mean I have like over MB of just non lewd stripped panties. Then all the other shit
>>729505473
I had a friend that was really into Asuka from Eva. Phone cover, wall paper, the works. I even got him the second rebuild and go him and my room mate to watch the End of Eva. I think he's now married to a chick that had a kid prior to him.
Around this time I would attend Miku Mondays streams but I fell out of it before I got out. Then CA aired and gained a new obsession. Though it's sad because my Miku collection is many, many times bigger of what I have of Coco and Miranda. I can post what I have of them right now and still not hit bump limit. Non nude lewds are the best!
>>729504285
Definitely inside.
>>729504285
Locations. I can still remember all of my platoon's patrol paths from my first deployment from 2009.
>>729506574
elitism man hahaha lol
>>729506574
I want to lick Mizuki's butt hole~
>>729504285
Cute photo
>>729506146
I've got a lot of Miku too. When you like stripes she comes with the territory. However I've become more and more picky with her photos and not just taking any. I liked Eva, definitely a show you can watch with people and say "I don't feel weird showing this to people."
>>729506717
god i love elitism xd
>>729504871
Just an area you visited more than once.
>>729505151
You have trouble knowing the inside?
>>729506352
Same
>>729506525
I can still remember the format of my friend's old house.
>>729506869
Striking resemblance.
>>729506857
>>729507160
Exactly. That's what caught my eye. I started this show. Been meaning to get into it because I see this ladies everywhere. However K-on has my attention right now
im nigger waifu
>>729507160
I'm never able to remember insides of places (if we're talking about stuff like restaurants), but names I can remember very well. If it's a friend's house, then I remember the inside very well.
>>729501331
Go on voice :o
>>729507614
No -_-
>>729506869
Eva is a gateway anime. I used to go to a couple of cons back in the day and see so many eva cosplays. I got my group of friends to binge watch Kore Wa Zombie, Madoka, Oriemo and a few others from my HHD. My room mate and I would watch Blue Gender for a bit before going to bed (we had to share the whole room, no walls). He was the one who suggested it.
>>729507775
Definitely had my fair share of roommates in the bricks. Those are some interesting picks for people to watch. I've always just steered clear of almost all anime with everyone. Had a few people I could talk with but that's why I like these places
>>729508723
We had a guy that ruined it for every one when I first got to my first unit. He was the stereotypical scrawny fag that couldn't PT or shower, never cleaned his room, played DnD, larped, watch anime with he audio all the way up and brought up all of his interests to anyone and everyone when you had to be near him. He was that guy. He had slightly lower IQ than normal due to being home schooled. Literally ruined it for the rest of us. I was lucky towards the end and after that guy was kicked out that I started meeting more people with similar interests, though I never when in depth with my obsession.
>>729504285
Name
>>729496097
I claim myself a Rize-chan!
>>729510508
>>729510585
Yes?
>>729504285
The name.
>>729506352
Not to be taken out of context.
>>729510619
H-hello~
>>729510820
Thank you SIR.
Is Forsen worth watching anymore?
Did you know Hand-cunt was a Gachimuchi fan? I was surprised by it, too. Fucking faggot. Probably fapping to Aniki's pics.
>>729510876
<2
>>729510876
Obviously.
>>729510980
He's back to playing Hearthstone, but stream is pretty entertaining these days.
Yesterday there was a TriHard spam to take back the TriHard per minute record from Ice Poseidon.
Got to like 8k TriHards in 1 minute, pretty meme.
Yep, I did know that.
>>729510980
Got any more rare Chens?
>>729511159
I remember when Forsen just randomly thought it would be a good idea to take all the records.
It was funny as hell, everyone was spamming while he was playing HS.
Oh, I also have more fun when he plays other games like Ben and Ed, etc.
>>729510980
Less than two to you too.
There are way too many words with the same pronunciation in that sentence.
>>729507713
Yes -__-
>>729511657
Which one?
>>729511909
Is this good enough -_-
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e4io4n1Ec9
>>729511506
Yeah, and recently Ice Poseidon was trying to take all of them from Forsen, but he took them back, almost all of them.
It's fun when he plays other games, he plays HS and sometimes Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, that new H1Z1 kind of game.
But he also plays new games and horror games aswell, so he doesn't play Snorestone 24/7 atleast.
>>729511947
>Less than two to you too.
This one.
>>729512107
I stoped watching him because I am not in HS anymore. Most of the times I was there for the keks, I was there when he called Nami, he was playing that horror maze-like game.
nostalgia
Maybe I will check on him again.
>>729512116
les den tu to iu to
>>729512090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hSN6M4MYRo
>>729512495
Not too into French apart from omelette du fromage.
It does sound pretty seductive though, I should have picked up some when I had the chance.
>>729513148
I want to learn french, too!
Stromae reminded me of its beauty
>>729512839
Why not
>>729513416
Because this is about talking to you and not just hearing you say hi!
>>729512090
you got a girly voice
its nice
>>729513486
Talking is too hard though
>>729513503
I don't
It's not
>>729513743
you do
it is
can you do one more?
>>729513743
It's not
That attitude is the reason we need to
Also yes your voice is nice I double that
>>729513416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05qOL4lP1XJ
>>729513270
Ah, I know him, he's a good artist.
I wish I could appreciate his lyrical ability more, without having anything lost in translation, considering he is a hip-hop artist.
>>729513793
What do you want me to say?
>>729513881
It is
It's bad
>>729514032
I can't say that even
>>729514032
>>729514594
Even if he wanted*
>>729514594
"hello daddy" if you can
>>729514032
Why don't you say it to me instead
>>729514594
Is not
Is good
>>729514678
Posting superior awoo.
>>729514696
Fag
>>729514594
>>729514650
That's okay, don't shoot the messenger, though, I'm just speaking anecdotally.
>>729514773
Ah, maybe. Who's asking?
>>729514931
fug
>>729515264
Me