Once and for all - size MATTERS. Woman like to assuage the guilt

>>729492240
B8 sage
Enjoy your 0.01 shekels deposited to your account.

>>729492240
>assuage
not a word bb

>>729492240
Sauce tho?

you are right tbh

it's something women deny so they don't look shallow. they will mock you behind your back, they will cheat if you have small dick

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729493883
this

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks.

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks,

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks,.,

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks$

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks, and niggers are faggots

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks 9

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks
Calle

>>729492240
ITT: virgin niggers with small dicks make false comments to make themselves feel better

>>729492240
One thing that is true, is your sweat glands are larger than everyone else's, that with you being a bigger, And everyone smells the sewage smell coming off of you.

>>729494441
wise words, anon.

>>729492240
>Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks, friend

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>>729492393

assuage
əˈsweɪdʒ/
verb
verb: assuage; 3rd person present: assuages; past tense: assuaged; past participle: assuaged; gerund or present participle: assuaging

make (an unpleasant feeling) less intense.

Order's up drive-thru boy...get back to the window

>>729494830
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

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99.9% of women don't orgasm from penetration, regardless of size.

And only faggots care this much about other people's dicks.

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>2017
>still posting shit b8

>mfw

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729494956
/Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks thread

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>>729492240
My wife does like size, but niggerdick looks and smells like a big turd so white cock is what she goes for.

>>729496002
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729496060
Well, i did say my wife.
But yeah, I'm bi and I love cawk

>>729496117
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks, mang

>>729492240
kek cant fuck any good. only getting half his dick in. Whats the use of having a drill if you dont push.

>>729496244
But I am a faggot, do I don't care.
Also, you're just bumping this thread even more.

>>729496244
lame save dude, lame save

>>729496297
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729492240
Getthelube.com

ONLY

>>729496346
>>729496401
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729496533
FAGGOTS

>>729496533
Checked
>Sing it brother

>>729496565
CARE

>>729496690
THIS

>>729496722
MUCH

>>729496800
ABOUT

>>729496860
OTHER

>>729492240
size matters to a point

gf bitches when I fuck her deep cause it hurts apparently

>>729496800
Checked again

Sing it loud, sing it proud, let lord jesus hear you say it

>>729496892
PEOPLES

>>729496906
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729496944
DICKS

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>>729496297

He only needs half even for a punched in ho like that, that pussy be gurpin' when it gets a chance to breeve

>>729497018
PRAISE KEK, PRAISE JESUS AMEN

>>729497054
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729496533
>>729496565
>>729496609
>>729496690
>>729496722
>>729496800
>>729496860
>>729496892
>>729496920
>>729496944
>>729497018
>>729497095

Excellent chaps, well done

>>729497147
We can all be proud of each others dicks, i dare say it

>>729497054
mega loz
>needz too poosh hees poynt weth a peekchure

did i say that right for you.
I am not American so I don't really care. Americans and their hang ups. So fucking sad

>>729497147
Couldnt do it alone, id like to thank anons, for helping, andy sixx for being a faggot, faggots for existing....quite a long lost

>>729497275
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

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https://discord.gg/UcDc6

>>729497222
Recurring digits concur

>>729492240
thats what you think if you watch toomuch porn, if you are atleast 5cm+ you can do just as much as bbc

>>729497312
only faggots care about other faggots caring about other peoples dicks

>>729492240
funny thing is that you are both right and completely wrong.

you are right in the sense that many women find big dicks a turn on.

You are completely wrong because you believe 2 things that are just not true:

1) womens sexuality are based on visual acuity = complete bs
2) you believe that women only get turned on from physical stimuli.

In summary: you are a virgin faggot who never slept with a woman. Now go bag to 9gag.

>>729497502
Only faggots care about, Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks much about other peoples dicks

I had lasagna for dinner

>>729497595
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729497641
Did you use riccotta, cottage cheese, or just a layer of CUM?

>>729497595
only faggots care about other faggots caring about other peoples dicks caring faggots and other peoples dicks

>>729492240

One night ... light years far away... guy goes out to see Christine. A real entertaining trip, he insisted. So many ugly chicks hanging around Bedford, only ugly twats on the horn. Everyone's really primped. Everyone on point, looking especially sharp. Definitely isn't common knowledge , son.

>>729492240
Long dicks DO hurt asshole. Thick is awesome, but long is painful af. Unless we are talking anal. Then thick and long dicks hurt.

>>729497760
It was from Swanson, so it was knockoff cum

>>729497760
>ricotta
>in a lasagna
I was very happily jacking it to my black breeding fantasies and you have to come along with this shit

>>729497868
Made me kek way too hard, gg anon

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>>729497760

I like to edge for a good 15 minutes or so first, then catch it in a shot glass. Sometimes I chase it with Pepsi but alot of the time I just toss it back raw.

>>729497843

depends on the girl. my girl appreciates her cervix being pounded while it's actually being pounded, but afterwards i am berated for the soreness.

>>729492240
5in+ you have something to work with
Size doesn't matter as much as you're playing up. Some women actually are too small for bigger dicks.

From the way you talk you obviously have no clue about what women want or how to please them. You're prob a One-&-Done cuck.

Disagree. I am only maybe 7" and have no trouble pleasing women. In fact it hurt my ex to sleep with me. I have been told I have the perfect size, its not too big, its not small, its just right. I agree under 5" maybe isnt enough for a women, but disagree that you have to be a monster to please them. I actually have a fetish for hearing about women's sexual exploits, it gets me off. And women ive never even slept with that i talk to about this tell me they don't like a dick to be too big because it hurts, after talking about her finding a big dick to fuck and send me video.

No reason for those girls to lie.

For the record I enjoy watching hoes get slammed by giant black dicks.

>>729498018
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729492240
All these small dick delusional men are saying otherwise kek.

>>729498178
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729498126
I disagreed with the post, which would mean I don't care about other people's dicks.

I just like to watch women get fucked, and prefer that dick be big. But I dont think you need a big dick to please them.

Youre attempt is retarded and youre a dumb fag

>>729498321
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

Same fag repeating "only fags care this.much bla bla bla" is obviously a small dicked fag. who got offended by this post.

Coming from a medium-small docked whiteboy. Shut up you fucking loser

>>729498321
>Its impossible for a statement to be derogatory towards a third party

Man, must be tough to be that fucking stupid

And hell, why not

>Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729498462
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729498406
Have anything intelligent to say or are you just going to continue your caveman level responses?

>>729498462
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks, senpai

>>729498551
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks, desu

this fucking thread again

sage

>>729498010
5" is quite small anon...
id say the real deal starts from 17cm... and I'm 1'56cm short
its true that we dont need a mosnter cock to feel pleasure, but some size really helps a lot.

and aesthetically speaking, bigger is always better, even if it's only good for a bj.

>>729492240
Size only matters because of our societal degeneracy. Women have grown to be complete whores. If a woman has only one sexual partner, (as was meant) that one male would be entirely sufficient for her.

Why do men believe that a big dick is important to please a woman?

Well, first of all: most men are stupid.

Secondly: men like to see sexual shit, because then they dont have to think sexual shit. Way too much work to think.

Thirdly: women are completely oppossite: they want to really embrace the feeling.

We men do the stupid mistake of believing that all women like big dicks because; well a big dick is more visual then a small one.

Hence: only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks.

>>729498611
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks and niggers

>>729498674
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>I agree, but im jumping on the shitpost train

>>729498741
/Thread

>>729498685
Fucking knowledge

>>729492240
Holy shit, thank you so much OP, you just redpilled me about this board, it suffers from the same reposting disease other boards do. Obviously Iove me the thread reposts where we can get moar fap material but this here is straight shitpost repost. You can go fuck yourself with a cactus now. Bye.

That sure is a lot of good-sounding explanations.

>>729492240
>Woman like to assuage
hmm let's see, do they want a big dicked moron or a mouse peckered genius?

>>729492240

Size matters if your vagina is so stretched and used, it needs a dick with the girth of a coke can.

>>729497054
damn you sound so gay

What does the part about doing the size of ones dick? There is no way to make a penis bigger.

Only faggots care this much about other peoples niggers

T. Jimith h. Crowe, slave whipper

>>729499015
Tightness matters if your dick is so flopped out and used, it needs a vagina with the tensile strength of a pulsating girder.

>>729492240
I have 8". Mostly dated Asian chicks.
>>"big dicks hurt!!"
yup. last three couldn't do it properly.
>>"Size not important, only what you do with it"
Size gets me more practice.
>>"as long as a man is confident and dominant in bed it doesn't matter"
Soso. Some love being pushed around or choked, but far from all like that alphamale bullshit. I had girls crying from only moving a bit fast between positions.
>>"I can't cum from penetration anyway...it's ok honestly!"
I only make size queens come from penetration. Usually fingers is the thing.

>>729498790
Fair.

>>729499285
A girder is a steel beam, ya dick caring about faggot

>>729499285
>i like stretched out vaginas
lmao

Femanon here, big dicks hurt.

>>729499015
>>729498674
Yep.

>>729499420
Rule 1) Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

Sorry, i cant engage you in dick discussions, cock conversation, or penis palavar

>>729497422
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>>729499035

Whatever..... cunt

>>729499474
>i think vaginas stretch
lmao

>>729499940
Hey now, this is a Christian Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729499962
... they do though, granted, its from childbirth, and no dick can do that to a pussy, but hes not wrong.

I'd call bullshit, I'm average 6.5'' or so and my wife bitches and complains about stabbing her cervix constantly.

>>729499579
>Rule 1) Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks
gotta be a faggot then

I talk to my friends and girls about dicks all the time. good way to learn and get inspired.

>>729499962
>implying they don't
>implying a street prostitute of 20 years experience is just as tight as a 16 year old virgin
>implying you're not just a dumb nigger with a grudge

>>729500273
Rule 2) Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

I will not engage you in this prick powwow, any cock conference, anything

>>729499940
No am asking seriously. Because aside for praying for a miracle what do one "do" about ones dick size?

>>729494830
>əˈsweɪdʒ/
this is wrong. /əˈsweɪʒ/ or /əˈswɛjʒ/ is closer, unless you pronounce it with a hard 'j' - which very few people do.

>>729500516
Give a girl the old hot cosby and make sure they never see your penis

>>729500400
I concede the meth whore with worse nutritional deficiencies than a fourth-world nigger is going to have a sagged-to-shit vagina, just not because she make lots big dick go up her.

>>729500438
kek

>>729500607
sneak like a nig, they'll think you're big

>>729492240

>fucking with a condom
>not degenerate'

ok sure

Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729500607
Well I guess this is a way. Well I kind of got used to the fact that penis size and penises at all are a problem for me.

>>729501117
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

>>729500438
>Rule 2) Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks
youre still here faggot

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>>729492240
Yall nigga be lyin n shit nigga we is all know them bbc is nothin butta myth

>stretchyvag

Everybody knows that vaginas stretch, and do so in direct proportion to the number of penises that have been inside them.

>but muh babyhead

Haha, sure, at first it makes sense that a woman who's pushed a fucking baby's head through the love canal would be stretchier than the 16yo hs whore who's already banged the entire football team... but ever notice how sometimes it's just not the case?

Mother of 3, married to the same man for 20 years, when she finally gets divorced and you're the first guy she's fucked since her husband, has the kaganal strength of a steel trap? That's because she's only had one penis.

Yes, vaginal birth causes temporary stretching (and sometimes tearing, which will heel) but if she's only ever had one penis in her (inb4 only faggots care) the temporary stretch will return her vag to pre-baby levels.

This is due to the enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin.

But what happens when a grill - babbies or no babbies - takes multiple cocks? The enzymatic reactions between her and EACH partner will PERMANENTLY damage, stretch, and expand the vaginal walls AND the inner and outer labia.

And no, condoms will NOT prevent this, as there is always skin contact at the groin area. It is the reaction between the male's skin and her own (sometimes via her own vaginal fluids) that causes the stretching to become permanent.

So, when my friend once said, "I fucked this girl who had 2 kids, but she was tighter than this one other girl I fucked," I explained all this to him and it made perfect sense.

Okay, so now you know why there are even size queens in the first place.

You're fucking welcome.

>>729501518
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

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is ya mad black bois?

>all these triggered dicklets

lmfaoooo

>>729497995
Each to their own I suppose. I'm ~ 6 inches and I can't go deep for more than a few min. without it being unpleasant, unless she is in a really masochistic mood.

Oh look, it's This thread again.
Sage.

Guys, what's GURK mean?

>>729501784
Only faggots care this much about other peoples dicks

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>>729493883

He's right fagots

>>729502000
Checkd and /thread

>>729492240

WRONG.

My dick is by no question much larger than my middle finger and I still can make my gf get an orgasm easily with that one finger.

OP is a faggot and a virgin.
/thread

>>729502074
only fagGots care this mUch about otheR peoples dicKs

>>729501625
>The enzymatic reactions

t. virgin neckbeard

>>729501625
If you can't give some kind of source for "enzymatic interactions" then "its just that different chicks have different vaginas" works better as an explanation.

>>729492240

How do you figure anon? Just because men with a one centimeter peter can't pleasure his girl and needs horse cock Tyrone to come in and redecorate the walls doesn't mean every woman wants that.

>>729497553
You reading this op? He's spot on

>>729501625
>The enzymatic reactions between her and EACH partner will PERMANENTLY damage, stretch, and expand the vaginal walls AND the inner and outer labia.
thats some broscience if I ever fucking saw it

>>729502287
>>729502297
>>729502719

Only faggots care this much about other people's okay yeah you got me. ;-)

>>729492240
Only faggots care this much about other peoples phallus

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>>729500516

Penis enlargement surgery