>Walk into your bedroom >You find Donald Trump standing

Shoot him for trespassing in my house uninvited.

Kill him for the betterment of society

>>729482487
What was the point of starting this thread? Did you think 'Tee hee! I bet all those anons will lap up my le epic post XD'? Well, congratulations you got yourself a response. You're lucky I'm feeling merciful today, or there would have been hell to pay for the near aneurysm your post caused me. Stay in your dark moist basement and leave my board alone.

punch his FUCKING FACE IN

>>729482529
this

I tell Xiernaplica, stop shapeshifting.

Shake his hand.

>>729482753
>you reach up his sleeve and shake his entire hand with your index finger and thumb
Now what?

Ask him to deport my virginity.

>rape

>>729482597
your board?

>>729482487
Grab him by the pussy

Blow him

Just suck his fucking cock. Sloppy and deep. Craddle the balls and work that presidential shaft. Hum the Star Spangled Banner while I do it and let him bombard me with cum ordinances.

When hes finished, look up at him and say... "Now THAT was the mother of all bombs!"

You know, something patriotic.

>>729482964
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>>729482921

can youplease use ATK sets when you spam for awhile?

>>729482487
ask for money

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>>729482597
quit posting this shitty copypasta and
wash your hands

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>>729483005


Second this.

>>729483127
Beautiful.

>>729482487
Detonate

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>>729482789
the fuck is with those grandma panties?

Turn three sixty deg. Then float out the door......

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Tell him to get comfy.

>>729483344
he looks like he's about to dip his junk in yogurt

>>729483268
that carpet is nasty and needs to be steam mopped ASAP

>>729482487
impregnate her.

>>729482487
Good job on Syria, way to lose your 2020 bid moron

>>729482487
giveme a million bucks or i'm gonna persecute you for criminal trespass, which is a felony in my state and there goes your presidency.

>>729482487
I talk to him, see what's his actual deal and get some tips from him and give some of my own.

>>729482487
Tell him to let me bareback Baron in the oval office