I was headed out to the local topless bar/strip club per my usual

Why do you suck so much dick? Why do you have such an innate need to suck so much cock?

bamp

>>729470263

Good question Anon. 6 years looking at literally miles of dick in the army probably has a lot to do with it.

Club is closed for Easter because it's a holiday you fucking cuck. They don't give a shit about you, it's for the employees.

Lmao - you probably spend all your income on cigs, beer, and ugly strippers

save up, move out, and then you can finally fuck dudes in peace

>>729470392

Good point. No fucks given though as I don't imagine anyone who works at the strip club really gives a fuck about celebrating a zombie jew.

when people talk about the singularity what comes to mind for you?

Nice blog, faggot

>>729470457

I don't smoke and never have. Moved back home with the intent to save and buy a condo, and will be doing so in the next couple of months. I do spend about 400 a month on strippers and beer.

When your boyfriend is balls deep inside that tight little ass of your OP, do you have moments of clarity where you think to yourself "Maybe I should change my life"?

>>729470643

Thank you.

>>729470575

I've never heard anyone discussing the singularity in casual conversation.

>>729470731

Yes.

The majority of girls at the strip clubs that I have been to are all skinny with no ass or tits. The only ones that are actually decent looking are all doing private lap dances. Does this also apply to your local strip clubs? How did your best day at the strip club go?

Why does your craigslist ad say that you have "No limits", and why does it say that you don't use a "safe word". So I guess my question is that when anonymous men, are raping your gaping unlubed butthole what thoughts go through your mind?

>>729470731
>as if op has a tight ass

>>729470959

I live in Southern California. We're lucky to have a huge variety of women ranging from hideous to perfect 10s. I prefer to go during the week, a lot of the girls who drive to Vegas to make money on the weekends will work during the week, so there is plenty to see.

>>729470959

As for the best time, it was a birthday I had at one. It's been a few years and was a drunken haze, but the stripper "friend" told me the next day that I bit her ass while she danced.

>>729471089

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

>>729471413
Do people ever try to jew you out of the 20 bucks. Like do strangers tie you to your bed, and ram goliath dildo's up your ass, and then run away with paying? If so how do you deal with that?

>>729470109

bump

>>729471556
*without

>>729471556

How fucking dense are you!?! You collect the money before hand. Never render service without being paid.

>>729471658
Good advice. You must really know your stuff. Do you have any more advice because I also would like to become a gay prostitute. Did you get your AIDS from whoring your self out like this, or did you get your AIDS from getting raped?

>>729470109
Ever fuck a stripper or get a bj from one at the club?

>>729471963
No

>>729471913

You don't contract AIDS. AIDS is a syndrome that is the result of HIV ravaging your immune system. With modern medical treatment, most HIV cases never progress to AIDS.

>>729472081
My bad. I just assumed you were a nigger, and didn't know how to use hospitals. Do you have any advice for learning how to open wider? My ass right now is so tight that I can't fit anything bigger then 3 inches deep.

Do you suck dick?

>>729472286
yes

>>729471963

I have fucked one, we kind of dated after running into each other at a bar outside of the strip club. Never received a BJ in the club. A certain percentage of strippers will offer you their number, this is most often done as they offer "outside of the club" services.

Did you or anyone you know fuck a fellow soldiers wife?

>>729472286

I never have, although an army buddy of mine was paid to have his dick sucked. I became an unwitting accomplice when I picked him up from the hotel afterward not knowing why he was there. I still don't know why he did it, as we had just got home from Iraq and had at least 50k in savings at the time.

>>729470109
>>729471153
Ever hit Zona Norte in Tijuana, my socal friend?

>>729471963
I did in Mexico. Quite risky tbh, but I walked away with no diseases. I had a rubber on hand and a few more in case. Was a little less than 600 which was about 50 ish usd at the time.

>>729472610

I have not personally, I was actually married the whole time I was in and for some stupid reason did not fuck around. I knew someone who was cucking another soldier while deployed in Iraq, and would not stop despite losing rank and being ordered not to. They actually had to move the sloot to another base in country to stop it.

>>729472690

I have not. I've not been to TJ since I was like 10. I used to go on prescription drug runs with my grandparents.

>>729472906
Are army girls always down to fuck...I really wish I join just to fuck all the army sluts

>>729473018
worth a shot, just do a little research and wrap it up.

How do you open your anus wider for the strange men to put their cocks in you?

>>729473086

Yes, most are incredibly easy. I'd recommend the Airforce if you want to get laid though, way more women. Army sluts are ran through and usually no where near as hot.

>>729473173

Lubricant, both alcohol for the mind and KY for the ass.

>>729473173

On another note, I'm quite amused that anyone who frequents a message board that is 90% trap porn would think that anyone else on it would be offended by calling them a gay prostitute.

Do men ever want to torture your nipples? If so how do you take the pain?

>>729473585
Thank you. My naivety is a specialty of mine. I've always said that if people aren't willing to act offended then they must be defended.

>>729473087

I've never paid for sex, although I've considered it. I'm planning to take a vacation to Germany and might indulge there. I was there for 2 years and regretted not living it up as much as should have been 20 and in Europe.

>>729473601

Not really, they're way to fucking sensitive.

>>729472378
Nice. Ya the whore strippers will do that.

>>729473976
Is a cock meat sandwich a real thing? Do you jerk off to ISIS bodies lying dead on the side of the street?

>>729472888
Ya, I heard all the strippers in Mexico are hookers.

>>729474120

Not from what I experienced. ISIS wasn't a thing when I was in. We were fighting "Al Qaeda in Iraq" and the various other insurgent groups at the time while I was in, most of who I know assume now comprise ISIS.

>>729474418
Do you have dreams of the sand niggers jamming their dicks in your but, and do you get off on the thought of getting cucked by soldiers of Al Qaeda?

>>729474185

Seems so. I just don't think I'd pay to fuck a Mexican. Growing up white in SoCal, that's pretty much all I've ever dated, and you don't exactly have to try, especially in your 30's. At this age, a lot are single mothers who are out for the same reason you are.

Are you into scat porn?

>>729474578

No. I do have reoccurring dreams about the military, but it's usually mundane shit. Having to take inventory, cleaning shit, packing, getting ready to deploy or leave country. The military is fucking boring 99% of the time when you're not getting shot at.

>>729474771

Nope. I do enjoy some piss though.

>>729474835
That sounds more exciting then the life that I lead now. I ate a bag of laffy taffy for breakfeast today. Not kidding. That's a true story.

>>729474944
Got any advice for an aspiring male prostitute?

>>729475012

Thank you for your service.

Seriously though, it was fun. If anyone doesn't know what to do with their life, go join the military. You still won't know what the fuck you want to do afterward, but you'll having some good stories, some money in your bank account if you aren't an idiot, and a few opportunities you wouldn't be afforded otherwise.

>>729475085

I would imagine West Hollywood being a profitable location to set up shop, use condoms.

Did you ever meet a jew while in the service? If so how did you hold back your revulsion?

>>729475519

I honestly can't recall any Jews. After being in for 6 years, I mostly hate Puerto Ricans now. I don't know what the fuck it is, but they join the army in god damned groups and ruin everything.

>>729475710
I hate the puerto ricans as well.

>>729470109

Bamp, I have a beer and a half left before bed time.

>>729476149

Somehow still hasn't 404d